#Kookies-and-Kream07

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Shoto, bored: hey Mazuko, do you have any series I can watch?

Mazuko, who knows Shoto is a scaredy cat: yeah, why don't you watch (insert horror series name)?

Shoto: oh... Okay, thanks.

Later

Yuki: soooo..... Did Todoroki get a new boyfriend or what? Cuz I've been hearing him scream in his dorm for the past few hours and he just came out looking very tired.

(Mazuko- @taexxan

Yuki- @kookies-and-kream07 )

#Taexxan #Kookies-and-Kream07 #funny quotes #incorrect bnha #incorrect mha #anime #funny #Kookie- bro mazuko means demon or something right?? #Taexxan- all the more reason to keep it

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*AU WHERE WE TWO ARE IN THE MHA UNIVERSE*

Kookie, with a smirk: hey, have you touched Bakugo's hair yet? Being his girlfriend and all?

Taexxan, a bakugo simp: nope, he won't let me. I have no idea why.

Kookie: oh, that's cuz he loves people running their fingers through his hair. Don't tell him I said that though, I'll be dead.

Taexxan: omg that's so cute tho- *proceeds fangirling over this*

Later

Taexxan: GET BACK HERE BITCH, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HIS SPIKES WOULD CUT MY FUCKING HANDS-

Kookie: GOOD BYE EVERYONE, MAY WE MEET AGAIN *runs out the dorm*

(taexxan- @taexxan

kookie- @kookies-and-kream07 )

#shitposts #shitpost #bnha incorrect quotes #funny #anime #hair #kookies-and-kream07 #Taexxan

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Kookie: hah, gay~~

Taexxan: *pulls out a Uno Reverse Card from thin air*

(Taexxan- @taexxan

Kookie: @kookies-and-kream07 )

#Taexxan #Kookies-and-Kream07 #funny #RLfriends #funny quotes #incorrect original quotes

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Taexxan: easily opens and gracefully pops pistachio in her mouth.

Meanwhile

Kookie: struggling to open it while looking like she's battling it to death

( kookie- @kookies-and-kream07

taexxan- @taexxan )

#Taexxan #Kookies-and-Kream07 #RLfriends #funny #pistachios

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Kookie: *gets hit by a ball in the ankle* ugh, fucktards.

Also Kookie: I wish that had broken my ankle or something.

Also also Kookie: wait, what the heck-

Taexxan: *watches kookie have an existential crisis*

(kookie - @kookies-and-kream07

taexxan- @taexxan )

#Taexxan #Kookies-and-Kream07 #RLfriends #funny #swear words #original quotes #shit we say in real life

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Kookie: *sees a Bakugo, Todoroki and Izuku Big Three au* huh? Big three? Yeah, they big.

Taexxan, in the back: *spits out her coffee*

Kookie, realising: WAIT SHIT-

(taexxan- @taexxan

kookie- @kookies-and-kream07 )

#kookies and kream07 #taexxan #anime #bnha #mha #my hero academia #this actually happened lol #rl friends #funny

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Tfw someone makes a Yagami Yato reference and you actually get it-

(This happened to Kookie and she proceeded to make a meme about it)

#kookies and kream07 #taexxan #yagami yato #why is my life like this #funny #funny quotes #tfw

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taexxan: you know how you're 155 cm? and todoroki-kun is like 176 cm? The height difference is like that of Hinata and Kageyama bro. Wait wait- imagine you kabeddon him! Like, you're so short you can't even reach his shoulders bruh. That'd be so hilarious.

kookie, just tryna enjoy her God damned coffee: oh yeah amazing, and say what exactly?

taexxan: "dAmN bOi, you got them sexy abs ;)"

Kookie: wha- I should have never asked that.

(kookie- @kookies-and-kream07

taexxan- @taexxan )

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Kookie: I don't do risky shit.

Also Kookie: *listens to a playlist with the first song being 'Such a whore' in front of her mum*

(Kookie- @kookies-and-kream07)

#funny #rl friends #the shit kookie does #kookies and kream07 #taexxan #kookie regretting her life choices tbh

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Kookie: we should stop shit posting so much at once, you know.

Taexxan, ominously: once we start shitposting, we can't stop.

(taexxan- @taexxan

kookie- @kookies-and-kream07 )

#Taexxan #RLfriends #funny quotes #funny #shit posting #kookies and kream07

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Kookie: *making memes*

Taexxan,playing a game: AAAAAGH, I DIED AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK, THIS. IS. oh I made it. Yayyyyyy *party noises*

Kookie: and this is why I'm the responsible one.

Taexxan: as IIIIIIIIIIF- WHAT THE HECK MAN-

Kookie: *stares into a non existent camera like in The Office*

(Kookie- @kookies-and-kream07

Taexxan- @taexxan )

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Kookie: I don't get why people simp so much for Hawks, I mean, he's just a bird-

Kookie: *sees Hawks being animated*

Also Kookie: . . . Ignoring what I said before, could you please rail me?

(Kookie- @kookies-and-kream07 )