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Never forget that early Kris Jenner was a beast and once made Logan Roy look like a pussycat.
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keepingupwithshinra · 1 month
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Same energy
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kingkylie1997 · 2 months
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2014
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kimkardashian: ❄️ Christmas Time…and we had a Time!!!! ❄️
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livingdreams97 · 5 months
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Kendall Jenner- "Yes". (Part 1)
Kendall Jenner x fem reader/oc
Summary: A funny Never Have I Ever turns out to be a prediction for the future of the two year relationship between Kendall and her girlfriend.
Words: 2994
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You POV
I am lying on the sofa in my apartment watching the new season of Grey's Anatomy. I was relaxing watching the second episode of the 17th season and eating some popcorn; when my phone rings, I frown in confusion since I didn't expect any important calls today, but I get up from the sofa anyway with all the laziness in the world and pick up the phone seeing that it's Hailey.
Hailz call 😝
- Hey Hailz, something wrong ? - I ask confused that she is calling me right now.
-Hey star.- greeted with some nervousness. -I have a situation in my house and I need your help.- she says and that confuses me more.
- Isn't Kendall supposed to be with you? - I ask listening to a very familiar laugh in the background.
- Yes, well, that's the situation I was talking about.- she answers me and that confuses me more . - Oh my god Kenny no.- she whispers and I frown when I hear that.
- I don't understand; weren't you supposed to record a video for your channel? - I ask walking to my room to put on some shoes.
- That has been the problem.- she tells me a little amused. -We have recorded the video playing Never have i ever with the new tequila that your girl has launched, and now she's too drunk.- she tells me and I laugh amused.
- And you laugh because you are happy too? - I ask receiving a sound in the form of confirmation.
- Yep.- she says laughing. - So you have to come look for her or I'll end up killing her.- she says laughing to later complain about something. -Now.- she says completely serious after she hears something break.
- Has she gone in her car?- I ask funny getting a yes in response. - I'll call an uber and I'll arrive in twenty minutes. – I inform her, earning a sound of affirmation.
-God, you don't know how much I appreciate it.- she says and then we say goodbye to hang up the call.
End call
I quickly go into the Uber app to call one, who will be at the door of the apartment in five minutes, and grab my bag from the chair. I look in the mirror seeing that my clothes are fine and I decide to take a picture of myself; and I upload it to my story.
As I did not plan to leave the house and be at home lying on the sofa; I was wearing comfortable clothes. I was wearing black sweatpants along with a black Nike short-sleeved top and white platform sneakers. I put the phone in my bag and walk towards the entrance of my apartment; taking the keys of the place and leaving closing the door with them. I then put them in my bag walking down the hall, calling the elevator while I comb my hair with my hand and look at myself in the reflection of the metal doors of the elevator.
I quickly realize that I don't have my mask on, so I run to my apartment to get it and wait for the elevator to still be on my floor when I leave the apartment. Once downstairs in the lobby, seeing what I assume is my Uber, I jump in, greeting the driver and giving him the address of Hailz and Justin's new house.
After twenty minutes in which I can only imagine what is happening at Hailz's house, the driver tells me that we have arrived and I thank him seeing the paparazzi outside the house. I sigh getting out of the car receiving questions from the photographers; along with the flashes and I look down so I don't go blind walking towards the door. I ring at the doorbell, waiting a few seconds when the door opens, Hailz looks at me with a smile, hugging me in greeting and closing the door behind us.
Hailey: It's a good thing you're here.- she says, wobbling a bit as she turns to face the front.
Y/n: are you okay?- I ask amused by her almost fall.
Hailey: I do, but I'm about to kill your girlfriend.- she answers turning to look at me over his shoulder. -He broke two lamps and almost pissed on my sofa.- she informes me and I laughed helplessly.
Y/n: I'm sorry for you.- I say without stopping laughing entering the house. -Nice house by the way.- I commented looking inside the new place.
Hailey: It's true, you hadn't been there yet!- she screams excitedly. -Come, I'll show you quickly.- she says, grabbing my hand and pulling it around the house.
After a fifteen minute tour of the impressive house, she takes me to the living room where I find my girlfriend lying upside down on the sofa and watching the last runway of the Victoria Secret Show; which was the one from 2018.
Y/n: I see her very calm.- I whisper so that only she can hear me, but before she says something in response I regret it.
Kendall: That's my girlfriend!! - she screams excitedly jumping off the sofa as soon as I appear on the screen modeling, she starts screaming and ends up falling to the ground.
Hailey: What were you saying.- she tells me looking at me with crossed arms and a raised eyebrow.
Y/n: I take it back.- I say laughing out loud and with a quick movement my girlfriend's head appears on the other side of the sofa like a meerkat.
Kendall: Bebee! - yells getting up quickly and running stumbling towards me.
Y/n: Ouch.- I say when my body hits the ground with her on top of me.
Kendall: Hello.- she says, appearing in my field of vision with the smile of an excited girl and sparkling eyes; probably because of the alcohol.
Hailey: Kenny, get up from your girlfriend, you're going to crush her.- she says amused by her friend's attitude and she quickly gets up scared.
Y/n: Don't scare her.- I say to my amused friend getting up from the ground.
Kendall: Hello.- she says again putting her face two centimeters from mine with the same emotion as before.
Y/n: Hello baby.- I greeted funny and she hugged me by the neck trying to kiss me, but the kiss didn't happen thanks to the mask.
Kendall: Nooo.- she whines like a little girl when she can't connect our lips.
Y/n: Look.- I say pulling down my mask with one hand and leaving my lips visible.
Kendall: Yey.- she says happily, kissing me on the lips in a slightly clumsy way.
Hailey: Separate a bit.- she says laughing at the way my girlfriend is kissing me.
Kendall: Shhhh.- she tells her friend breaking away from the kiss. -What's happening is that you're envious of my sexy girlfriend.- she tells her, touching my abs with a smirk.
Y/n: What do you think if I take you home love .- I say amused by her attitude.
Kendall: Yes and we can do little things.- she tells me moving her eyebrows suggestively, but looking very funny and I can't help but laugh.
Y/n: Say yes love.- I say fun. -Pick up your bag and mask so we can go.- I tell her and she quickly nods, releasing me and disappearing into the house. -Where is she going? - I ask when I see her bag on the sofa, next to her mask and phone.
Hailey: I have no idea, she's your girlfriend and you should be the one who understands her.- she responds amused, seeing where her best friend has disappeared.
Y/n: I don't even understand it.- I commented in a funny way, walking towards the sofa and picking up my girlfriend's things.
While we wait for my girlfriend to come back from wherever she left, I ask how she is doing with Justin and what future plans they have together. I think we spent more than ten minutes talking, until he told me about something that happened in the video and I was surprised.
Hailey: Sooo.. you can hurry up and propose to her soon.- she comments amused. -Because it was between funny and sad that she started to cry.- she finished saying with a small laugh.
Y/n: I'm not going to advance anything for now, our second anniversary is in two months and that's where I'll ask her. As I have planned.- I tell her assuring my point. -I'm not going to change my mind because a drunk cry.- I say amused.
Hailey: I'm just saying, because it was a little sad that she cried saying that nobody had asked her to get married, that it would be very nice if someone did and it made me want to tell her about your plan and everything.- she tells me and I look at her badly . -Don't look at me like that.- she says, raising her hands in defense.
Y/n: How not to look at you like that, if you've been about to tell Kenny my plans.- I tell her with half-closed eyes. - See how you can't be told the secrets.- I tell her and she puts her hand on her chest offended.
Hailey: Hey, that's not true.- she says in her defense. -Only that she started to cry, I was drunk and I was about to.- she says pointing at me with her finger. -But I haven't said it and you have to give me the merit of that.- she defends herself with a proud smile.
Y/n: Whatever you say.- I say without giving much importance to her defense.
Hailey: Well, next time, don't tell me any surprises...- she starts but stops when we see my girlfriend enter the room with a frown.
Kendall: I can't find my bag.- she whines with a pout, crossing her arms making us laugh.
Y/n: It looks like this.- I say raising her bag high and her face lights up.
Kendall: Yes, it's just like that one.- she says pointing to the bag in my hand. -Have you seen it?- she asks with a pout.
Y/n: How much have you drunk?- I ask my friend when I see my girlfriend's attitude.
Hailey: She drank a little more than half of the bottle of tequila by herself.- she responds, looking at her best friend with amusement and then at me, moving her eyebrows with amusement.
Y/n: It shows.- I say laughing and turning my attention to my girlfriend. -My love this is your bag.- I say waving it in the air.
Kendall: Aahhhh.- she says, opening her mouth in surprise.
Y/n: Come on, let's go to your house, I'll prepare a bath and something to eat for you.- I tell her walking towards her, placing her bag on my shoulder. -Now put this on and we'll go.- I say leaving a kiss on his lips and giving her mask and repositioning mine correctly.
Kendall: Yeah, a burger; no, a pizza better , or better a salad.- she begins to say excitedly as she puts on her mask and we begin to walk towards the exit. -No, better Thai, or Chinese, that sushi that I like so much from that restaurant, or some waffles with ice cream, cream and fruit.- she continues saying excitedly all the options.
Hailey: Good luck with dinner.- she whispers amused, opening the door and giving me a goodbye hug. -Bye girls.- she says, separating from me .
Y/n: Kenny darling, say goodbye to Hailz.- I say pulling her towards our friend like a girl.
Kendall: Goodbye.- she says giving her a quick hug. -I think pizza and hamburger would be good; although we could order some waffles or pancakes for dessert. - she keeps talking about the dinner option and I roll my eyes causing Hailz to laugh.
Y/n: Go get in the car love.- I say opening his car with the key and opening the passenger door for her to get in; listening to the sound of the cameras and the screams of the paparazzi.
Careful not to run over any paparazzi, I drive in the direction of Kendall's house with her talking about the dinner possibilities and what she's up for. After almost half an hour of driving and listening to my drunken girlfriend's ranting, some of which is hilarious; we got to her house. 
Once inside the house, Pyro quickly comes to where we are, happy for the arrival of his mother who lies on the floor with him and I deny amused, going up to Kenny's room to prepare his bath.
While Kendall takes a shower, I leave the house to go to In and Out to get a burger, along with fries, shakes, and sodas. On the way back to lunch, I get a call from Khloe to talk about the proposal; Since she is the one with whom I have the best relationship of the sisters and she is the one who is helping me organize everything.
The call doesn't last long, because in fifteen minutes I'm back at my girlfriend's house, so we end the call; but not without meeting to eat together at home and continue talking about the surprise.
I leave the bags with the food on the coffee table in the living room and take out everything that is inside the bag. In total I have bought six hamburgers; three for each one, because she is drunk and I am starving; besides that I have no background. Two light colas to drink, three large boxes of chips and two milkshakes; a strawberry and banana one for me and a chocolate one for Kendall. When everything is ready, i walks to the backyard opening the door for Pyro to run around a bit and i play with him a little.
After a few minutes of playing with him, Kenny comes through the door yelling my name in a bathrobe and a towel on her head. I walk up to her laughing at her outfit and when I'm close enough, she jumps on top of me, wrapping her legs around my hips and her arms around my neck.
Kendall: Hello.- she says again with a childish and excited smile.
Y/n: Hello.- I answer laughing. -Are you hungry?- I ask starting to walk towards the room.
Kendall: I'm starving.- she growls hiding her face in my neck and leaving kisses on the spot.
Y/n: Thank goodness, because I bought a lot of food.- I say leaving her sitting on the sofa and then sitting next to her.
Kendall: I love In and Out, you don't know how much I love you.- she says grabbing my face and slowly kissing my lips. -Why are you so perfect?- she asks with a loving smile, staring into my blue eyes.
Y/n: Now eat and drink something that isn't alcohol.- I say amused, moving her face away from mine and removing the towel from her head to dry her hair a little more while she starts eating a hamburger.
Kendall: Umm, you know me so well love.- she groans after taking a big bite of her favorite burger.
Y/n: After two years as girlfriends and four months as friends, I think I know your tastes quite well.- I say laughing to see her nod to what I just said.
Kendall: And you know them very well.- she says with a suggestive smile, biting her lower lip and with slightly dark eyes.
Y/n: Yes I do, but tonight I don't think I know what you're talking about.- I say, leaving the towel on the table and picking up my hamburger.
Kendall: And why not?- she asks with a pout and her cheeks full of food, making herself look like a cute hamster. - You know that today you look very sexy.- she comments, biting her lip and raising her eyebrows.
Y/n: And you look very cute with your cheeks full of food and trying to look sexy.- I comment laughing at her attitude and unwrapping my hamburger.
Kendall: I'm not cute; I'm sexy.- she says with a pout after swallowing the food from her mouth.
Y/n: Believe me, you are the cutest being in the world.- I say with a small smile, leaving a short kiss on her lips.
After finishing dinner, I pick up the garbage throwing it in the bags that the food came in and meanwhile Kenny decides to put on a movie. I get up to throw the bag and put Pyro inside the house, to close the door and prevent him from staying out all night.
During a few movies, we curl up on the couch watching a couple of movies and give each other a few kisses. I am stretched out along the sofa on the outside, while Kenny is lying with her head on my chest, with half of her body on mine and her back against the back of the sofa. Pyro was sitting on the ground next to us and from my point of view, he was also interested in the movie.
The atmosphere is completely relaxing, I feel that with Kenny in my arms I am complete and I have had that feeling since we first met; And I felt that spark inside me. In addition to the fact that whenever I have a hard time sleeping, the simple fact of feeling her smell and her body heat relax me, making me feel safe with her.
That is the reason why I am planning to ask her to marry me on our second anniversary, for some it will be too soon; while for others more time has passed than it should. But for me it's the right time; since I can't see myself in the future without being by her side and I can't imagine starting a family without her in the picture either.
And what better opportunity to ask the love of your life to marry you, than on our second anniversary, at the top of the Eifell Tower in Paris and with his family nearby to celebrate with them.
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seneon · 3 months
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bootycraxk whistle ──── itoshi sae
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about. rin is horrified of his brother once he came back from spain to pay a visit to the family. he isn't the sae that rin knew anymore.
notes. satire. join my discord server btw. @saewako @hyoismbbg i hope you guys like it ‼️ poured my heart n soul into it fr.
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"nii-chan! what... are you doing..?" rin raises a brow and looks up at down at his elder brother. his brother who is apparently shifting around in his seat uncomfortably.
"it hurts and itches," sae replied.
"what hurts and itches??" rin's curiosity grew wider at his brother who is seated in front of him with his laptop in between them. sae is currently researching about kris, which eventually led him to accidentally clicking a video of
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gitchi gitchi ya ya za za ~
"my ass crack, sae replied shifting his ass before his hands moved down to scratch his booty hole.
im crying as i write this.
anyways, sae groaned when the itch of his asscraxk is gone. now he is satisfied and went back to researching while rin simply stared at his brother in horror. is this what spain does to someone? make them go insane?
rin decided to shrug if off and went back to reading his horror manga. everything is ok now. it should be fine. out of nowhere, sae started whistling. what did he whistled...? JOSH HUSTHCERDSON WHISTLE....
😧😧😱
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"fwe fuie twe te eu eeew wuie ehu fwe ~ can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby—"
"itoshi sae, please shut up."
idk what's "letting me know" but i hope it isn't another meme.
" rin, i hope you know that i'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. got that?"
"💀⁉️"
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New footage of Meghan Markle at Renaissance Day 3 in LA
I spy Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos, Kris Jenner & Jeff Bezos
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Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker 🤍
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Kim Kardashian is so iconic😽
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kyliejenner: mommy nights are the best nights 🖤
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