Random kfp headcanons. Mostly the first 3 villains
1. If someone tries strangling Shen, he WILL say "harder" in the most lewd way possible to get them away.
2. Kai and Oogway used to playfully hit each other. They stopped after Kai almost broke Oogway's shell
3. Tai Lung combs his tail when nervous
4. Kai loves watching Shen practice his sword fighting because it looks like a beautiful dance to him.
5. Shen bites when stressed, so Kai lets him chew on his hand
6. Shifu still misses Tai Lung and wishes he was more careful when raising him.
7. The Soothsayer managed to escape Gongmen City and moved to the Valley Of Peace. And despite knowing he's most likely dead, she waited a month for Shen to wind up stood at her door
8. Kai can't dance at all, he tried dancing once and got too embarrassed to try again. Even when drunk he still refuses
9. Tai Lung and Shen don't like each other despite everyone else thinking they do
Kai and Tai Lung sometimes have to bundle Shen in blankets when he has mental breakdowns