#L O L

[suzukiblu]

Father of mine by everclear for smallville disapproves!

"I didn't think your dad was around when you were born," she says still more carefully. 

"Uh," Kon says, fumbling for an appropriate lie. Just–something true enough to pass, Tim would tell him. "He was kinda . . . in and out of my life, I guess." 

Did he say his imaginary dad wasn't around at some point? He must've, but fuck if he remembers when or why. 

God, he's so bad at this.

#anonymous #wip: smallville does not approve #friend I need you to know that from its inception one of the possible titles of this WIP has been #'my daddy gave me a name (then he walked away)' #l o l #ur in my brain friend how's it feel??

[starsomens]

To the anon who inboxes me cuz of pics like these

GIRL calm tf down😭

I’m still simping HARD ASF. And who said they were ???? Poppy? Noah? The label???? Don’t assume shit my guy 😭

Bottom line if you can’t stand the fact that band members will be around other females like fans, staff or other artists, you’re gonna have to leave grow up a little then come back because that’s goofy 😭😭 if you can’t handle him being around another female, maybe I’m not so delulu after all 💀

#bad omens #noah sebastian #L O L #bad omens cult #noahsebastian #y’all need to chill #😭😭😭😭

[lilyrizzy]

I hope Zak brown is somewhere in Bahrain, screaming, crying, throwing up about this 😌😌😌

#l o l #dr3 girlies stay winning

[thedragonagelesbian]

looking at old gaming magazines for a class paper. this is from 1995.

#l o l

[moonyb-234]

Sorry for posting Voltron fanart I’m currently gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

#art #fanart #voltron #pidge holt #vld pidge #voltron legendary defender #help #i’m going insane #l o l

[bpdohwhatajoy]

In the mood to ruin all of my remaining relationships

#ryan.txt #bpd #borderline personality disorder #l o l

[atlabeth]

btw next part of ialwbty is going to be percy's pov again and it may be even sadder than geyser

#bc it's after percy comes back from his quest #lol #and includes more hurricane and luke flashbacks with bigger parallels between her and percy #l o l

[ickadori]

“we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe” except it’s satosugu

#++ dori #L O L #gojo is 100% the one to approach you #and 100% would have fumbled you if getou hadn’t swooped in to seal the deal

[demonscantgothere]

Sauron, in Númenor, wearing some suspicious robes: Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about Our Lord of All and Giver of Freedom, Melkor?

#sauron #akallabeth #the silmarillion #mairon #i'm sorry i don't know what i was thinking #l o l

[lovliestars]

i would kiss you on each one of your knuckles if you just asked

#girl blogger #girl blogger at heart #girlblogg #girlblogging #girl blogg #this is a girlblog #tumblr girls #wlw #lesbian #im just a girl #wlw yearning #wlw community #wlw post #wlw ns/fw #wlw blog #wlw love #wlw and nblw only #love #l o l #i am cringe but i am free

[eqan]

#dogblr #dog #my dogs #dewey #relaxation things (: #he is bad at keeping his downs always #l o l

[suzukiblu]

trying to think of words is so hard somehow 😭 but uhhh click? or tap? press, push, smack?

And then, very suddenly, Kon's getting grabbed up off the floor and his legs are spread wide, knees hooked over the other Superman's thick arms and hands reflexively grabbing onto those big shoulders, and Superman's big thick cock is rubbing up right against Kon's dripping cunt, sliding against his too-wet, too-sensitive folds.

Kon makes a noise.

Superman smiles at him.

"Aren't you sweet," he says approvingly. "So wet for me."

"Superman," Kon chokes helplessly, and kind of hates himself for it. Superman tilts his head, his expression idly amused and his dick hot and hard and pressed in so, so close to where Kon doesn't want it, and also desperately wants it. Or–or maybe "want" is the wrong word, but–

"You don't have to be so formal, Kon," Superman says, still looking amused. "You can call me 'Daddy' when my cock isn't in your mouth."

Kon nearly bites his own tongue.

#kon el #clark kent #clarkkon #superboy #superman #not sfw #anonymous #dubious consent #I AM GOING TO HELL FOR WRITING MIRRORVERSE!CLARK/DADDYISSUES!KON #I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO DEFINITE HELL #l o l #wip: mirrorverse!clark and kon's daddy issues

[voidcat-senket]

Damn imagine being alive and not having to deal with chronic depression anxiety and hopelessness. Damn what a time!

#this is pure envy-posting #love a system that also says we’re individually at fault for that #l o l #i like to say that flaws are often good traits in moderation taken too far #that’s America with the concept of individualism #shifting blame from systems to individuals #etc #i hate voting season it hurts

[lilyrizzy]

I’m having the watch this maxiel interview in 10 second segments, the way one microdoses LSD to avoid a complete hallucinogenic breakdown

#l o l #I saw max cover his mouth and had to immediately hit the X #like #they can’t keep getting away with this!!!! #Lily waffles

[astrobei]

a body in motion - chapter 1

Will raises his eyebrows. “Is that why you came in here?” he repeats, looking back down at the blue flannel. “To ask me about the weather in Lenora?”

“Kind of,” Mike says, and then, “well no, not about the weather specifically. I just– I wanted to talk to you.”

“Oh.” And Will looks a lot more surprised at this, actually, than the idea that Mike might have just wanted to come to his room to make small talk about unseasonably frigid California winters. “Okay. What about?”

“Anything.” The response is embarrassingly immediate. “Everything. I don’t know. I missed you.”

Hawkins, 1986. The world is ending, there are too many people in Mike's house, and, to top it all off, he and Will have some things to talk through.

#i'll never write a chaptered fic again i said #anyways #if all goes according to plan this will Actually be 2 chapters #but u all saw what happened w my last So #L O L #byler #fic #byler fic #mike wheeler #will byers #apocalypse byler #um #st fic #cramming every trope into one fic bc i Can #still dont know what to tag #please read this or ill be Sad

[yumethefrostypanda]

1000 posts!

#1000 posts #tumblr milestone #eyy #l o l