#LETS SHITTING AND FARTING

[vitiligoduncan]

when im trying to rewatch TD but i forgot that this show is one big fucking fart joke and i have to watch Owen blow up the toilet for 97% of the episode

#total drama #total drama island #TDI #Owen is actually a great character if he didnt fucking shit in every scene he was in #TD writers please just let Owen be normal #and those poor animators that spent like 3 months animating Owen farting in someone's face for like 7 cents

[comptonboole]

Yaoiful thursday

#pikmin #no im not explaining runs away farting #theyre this to me... yes i know the game isnt out yet #but ive been like. insanely digging thru the dialogue #came to this understanding #fuck you #middle finger emoji #let me be cringe... just this once #let me be cringe by pairing shit before the game even released

[gxlden-angels]

I know this isn't strictly christian, but it's so funny imagining that Jesus H. Christ is just so personally offended if I say "fart" that we had to make new christian-friendly phrases to talk about ripping ass

#see also: calling coochies 'pocketbooks' and shit like that #they really had my ass saying 'popped a cap' like that isn't significantly worse #also 'passed gas' and 'pooted' #pooted was for older children though #Me missing my front four teeth and also in the first grade trying to say a complex sentence in place of fart: 🫨 #my hyperreligious aunt is the one that insisted we said 'popped a cap' #she's the one that didn't let me listen to non-gospel music around her #idk if it's funnier if she knows what popped a cap actually means or if she doesn't #n e ways I hope y'all have been enjoying my random rambles lately #ex christian #religious trauma

[alexjcrowley]

Saying Swiss Army Man is about gay necrophilia is like saying Oedipus Rex is about a guy who fucks his mom. You're only technically correct.

#it's called reductio ad absurdum you dumb down a concept until it looks ridiculous #which is totally fine for jokes and laughters but for the ones out there who blatantly made fun of the movie without even watching #like this shit is so cringe a farting corpse oh my god this must be the worst movie ever #FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU #YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BEING DETACHED AND IRONIC ABOUT EVERYTHING WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO FEEL SOMETHING FOR ONCE #TE LET YOURSELF BE TOUCHED CHANGED TRANSFORMED EMOTIONALLY BY THE CONTENT YOU CONSUME #I know Oedipus fucking his mom is the supreme meme I love it too but seriously read it #As someone who had tl study it believe me read it #I am not the joke police I just don't like when people are serious about dismissing pieces of media because oh no cringe alert #Allow yourself to be vulnerable and to be open when you consume something #Oedipus Rex was just the best metaphor that's why I quoted it #Oedipus Rex changed me and keeps changing me everyday believe it or not there's nothing I wouldn't give to have his strenght #He had the courage too look at himself in the mirror I never did #I feel like I am having a mental breakdown over Oedipus again I'll switch back to SAM #Swiss army man is a masterful lesson in life and art don't let some assholes make you believe otherwise #swiss army man #paul dano #daniel radcliffe

[vast-error]

unused occeus endcard for snowbound blood

#ve patreon #vast error #occeus coliad #occeus #secily iopara #secily #i refuse to tag that shit #like a fart cloud #ellsee raines #vast error patreon #again ve team just let me know if i need to take this down #but i love concept art and want to try to preserve and make vast error accessible #i cant pay for the patreon rn so im uploading what i do have saved #yeha #autism

[thisispoggers]

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#it’s currently almost 3 am here so sorry if I’m spouting absolute nonsense #anyways I love him vv much and I wanna draw the shit outta him again #Sawrry for letting you see this absolute brain fart Dr Bodymelt I woke up and wrote this #geronimo stilton #Benjamin stilton #not my au #pog writes #<- for long posts

[leatherbookmark]

wheeeeere did this idea that slurping is a way to show that you enjoy the food come from... especially in the context of japan? what

#like i just can't imagine it. if you're in a fancy ass restaurant then you're probably sitting in your seat and the chefs are in the kitchen #you're gonna slurp into a megaphone to let them Hear Your Appreciation? #if you're in ichiran then the only time the staff interacts with you is when they serve you your food or take your order slip. #and if you're eating in a ramen shop during lunchtime then you slurp because this shit is HOT and air helps cool the noodles down #and you have to hurry up because there's a bunch of people outside waiting for your seat. #it's polite to slurp in japan! it's polite to burp in china! #well when i was a kid i watched an american movie where a family farted a lot and everyone laughed so i guess it's an american custom #to fart at the table to show that you feel comfortable with people surrounding you and that you consider them important to you! #christ alive. #shrimp thoughts

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

my coworkers are all so incredibly straight cis girls but they are all so nice and friendly

#idk its just funny hearing them talk about a court of shits and farts book series that they love so much #and i also love hearing about all the shit that went down in their life during their HS years or whatever #bc my life is just so boring by comparison #its fun! idk #i need more weirdos and goths in my life but this is fine for now #i feel kinda bad bc i cant really relate to them and go ''yes i also read this trashy romance series'' bc i dont :( #and also im shy about bringing up my interests bc theyre idk. kind of juvenile i guess lmao #im over here getting mad over pedantic fandom opinions #and they are over here like ''i would let rhysand rail me''

[irl-ichi]

this is what love is

#no honestly like im glad that my partner has always been... 'chill' about body functions? #i dunno how to describe it but. when youre raised as A Girl you kind of end up spending most of your life learning and practicing ways #to cover up body things that ''arent pretty'' #like farts and boogers and sweat and misplaced hairs and marks on clothes and etc etc #and from day one this person has been so chill about telling ME body things because. yeah theyre just body things we all deal with #but ive never lived in this world of openness and no shame for things you cant control #like openly just being like ''alright i gotta shit'' and not hiding it for some reason (like me) #i think most guys out there still think of women as the like... 'effortlessly perfect' body images were trained to maintain #because its so ingrained in everyone socially #and thats why i heard the story of the first time my sister farted in front of her gf. a year into them dating #i cant even remember what my first time was because weve always just. existed around each other #no shame #and it leads to the kind of stuff where we can just be like 'oh you have a booger sticking out' or 'let me get your eye crusties'

[kinkurse]

I can't stop thinking about this video I saw on thisvid last night....it was only a couple seconds long but it was somebody in blue jeans letting out a bubbly fart that immediately led into them messing themselves with diarrhea 🥴🥴 my p*ssy has been CURSED

#spiderfilth #eprocto #copro #hnnggg it was so hot #i wanna see that happen to the j0ker pleaaaase #the idea of just letting out bubbly wet farts and before you can stop it a load of shit just pushes out....ugh so hot and mortifying

[kloten]

almost every time Daigo appeared during the finale I kept thinking: man. he is so freaking young still.

#daigo dojima #dojima daigo #yakuza 4 #rgg #nobody in the finale treats him with the respect he deserves except kido #who literally says nothing but is there to back up daigo #daigo leaves feeling like he's still not good enough to lead the clan #but he won't give up and he won't let his men down #he has had to deal with more shit in his short time as chairman than any old fart chairman before him

[marsbotz]

spiderman makes my autism EXPLODE

#i havent even like read many of the comic ive read like. 5 of the really old ones #and i have no clue abt any of the other spiderppl past spiderverse #but smth abt it…… I EXPLODE #very passionate abt smth i actually know very little abt LOLOL #watch. spectacular spiderman btw. best spidey show EVAR #im constantly rotating peter in my mind. but like the version in my brain #cringe nerd lame ass peter #glasses autism FREAK peter 💖 #i have a spiderman costume LOL i got it for halloween or smth #its so fun to wear but SO AWFUL sensory wise #umm. my opinions on the movies is that the original trilogy is god like. even 3. its so artistic to me #the garfield ones ive seen like. twice ever but his characterisation is fun. fuck them forver for that lizard design #mcu…. SNORE. SNORE #i hate the tony stuff aoooo much man. i hope if they make more shit w spidey they actually let him be his own character #the recent one was fun. i havrnt seen the directors cut or whatever tho #farts #i shld draw him. tbh

[drakey-wakey]

being honestly and earnestly in love with someone is a life changing experience actually. 10/10

#ive realized in whatever weird autistic way i feel love that like #im completely head over heels in love with my room mate #and i know they love me back #and we're just kinda chillin and figuring shit out and trying to not get into a committed relationship or start having like #expectations for each other outside of Living Together shit #but like holy fuck man #feeling comfortable and happy being in love with someone and not needing it returned in a relationship or romance #just caring them and supporting each other #and having hot t4t tranny sex #is so fucking soul healing actually #im being my best self right now #outside of the really gross farts im having #that's not my best self #but long term #let draco say fuck

[ondinaseastar]

i was using this to just dump my art as some sort of (poorly updated) gallery but i'm going to actually start using it because logging into twitter gives me acid reflux right now and i wish elon musk would drop dead right this instant, but what can you do amirite

#siren rambles #to be fair the tags here are fun #i just be saying shit #also no limit like yes girl let me type thanks #i miss it here it's just that you really need a pre-existing community to do shit yanno #yanno #anyway fart with extra reverb