#LIKE IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING FATHER--

[multifandoms27-blog]

Could I request L x reader who bakes? One part of my love language is gift giving but specifically giving people things I bake. This can range from cookies baked using pre-made dough to completely homemade by scratch baklava!

Anon I am foaming at the mouth. Was literally about to write something like this <3

(also I bake too so LOL—)

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Content: GN reader

Warnings: none

Notes: PURE FLUFF AS AN APOLOGY FOR MY LAST POST IM SORRY also I’m on my phone which is why my format probably looks a little weird

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Hehehe

Okay. So. First things first

This is how you’d get closer to L. Y’know the saying, “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach?” That is entirely true with L.

If you’re baking during the Kira case, I can definitely see Matsuda coming to find you and trying to steal a cookie or two and you gotta smack his hand away

Definitely helps Watari out, too. Watari doesn’t need to spend as much money on sweets or time baking anymore with you around

L gets all happy when he sees you bringing him a plate of cake, and gets even happier when he can feel the plate is a little warm, spotting the steam rising from the slice of the cake.

L loves when YOU take care of his sweet tooth. He’s always wanting you to make something

If he’s not working and you’re baking, he’s gonna come up behind you and hug you until the stuff is ready to eat

If you learn to make chocolate bars and lollipops or whatever, stuff Watari usually just buys at a store, he’s gonna propose to you right there

L hates when you give your baking to anyone else, especially if that “anyone” is Light, Misa or Matsuda. He’s actually kind of okay with sharing the desserts with Watari, Soichiro and Mogi though, but he’d prefer to keep it for himself

If you’re with him before the Kira case, and before Matt and Mello ran off, the kids’ll want you to make stuff for them too

L doesn’t like sharing desserts with them too, but they’re just kids so he’s forced to be quiet about it

His sons end up liking you more than him (Mello especially) and L is all like :/ what the fuck that’s my S/O

Watari will be your taste tester. Usually loves helping you as well. Will also try to help you in forcing L and the kids to eat actual meals (Matt and Near have less of a problem with separating from sweets, whereas Mello and L practically fight you both on it)

L will also love if you get like, cupcake flavored chapstick or any kind of sweet perfume. Cuddling and kissing are about to become a constant if you do that

L will start to call you “my little baker” and “cupcake” and “muffin.” Also, instead of calling you the light of his life, he calls you “the slice of my cake” ???

He thinks it makes sense but it doesn’t

When you gift him sweets, he may cry later about it. Obviously in the moment he wont, but later when he’s thinking about it he will

L is used to people not wanting to be around him, much less give things to him. Yeah he’s got “sons” and Watari acts like a father, but his sons don’t exactly interact with him and two of them grow to detest him. L, in reality, is a very lonely man

So for you to give him something, sweets especially, made his heart swell so much

It doesn’t matter how long you two are together. Every time you give him something, it makes him want to cry later.

He really savors the gifted sweets, eating them slower than usual. He really wants to cherish the moment

It also, strangely, makes him a lot sleepier. So once he’s done eating your gifted sweets, he’ll lean against you and fall asleep

If you gift them while he’s working on the Kira case, the Task Force are all going to be horrified at the little smile L has on his face

Its to the point that Aizawa will fucking hunt you down to make L sweets and gift them to him if L’s been in a bad mood

“I’ll even go buy the wrapping paper right now, just— please, Ryuzaki is verbally beating the shit out of Mastuda and it’s even making me wince.”

L will get upset if you comfort Matsuda while he eats the sweets you gifted him. Matsuda is fucking crying in the corner and you’re hugging him, and L is thinking fucking Matsuda…>:(while eating a cookie you gifted him

Overall this little froggy man LOVES your baking, even if its a flavor he doesn’t particularly like or if its a little burnt. It just makes him really happy knowing that you care so much for him <3

#death note #dn #L death note #l death note #l lawliet x you #l lawliet x y/n #l lawliet x reader #l lawliet #l x y/n #l x you #l x reader

[nextstopparis]

ygraine fucked him up in the afterlife so badly bc of this scene and thats why he was so eager to get out in 5.03<3

#i just fucking KNOW she did #ignore me i remembered this again and got extremely angry #god someone check my blood pressure fuck #bbc merlin #uther pendragon #nimueh #LIKE IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING FATHER--

[bitchryver]

"and also that nesryn faliq is one of the funniest characters in the whole series"- FINALLY someone else who appreciates Nesryn! She is so under rated by tog fans

nesryn faliqs greatest hits include:

being able take on an assassin single handed

telling a man, who literally only asked a girl to take her hood off, that she was gonna go tell his wife that he was fucking moron pervert

willing to defend and protect said girl despite literally trying to kill her 24 hours earlier

using her wealth and privilege to get into the overwhelmingly male guard in a racist colonising city to help victims of adarlan and protect immigrant families like hers

chaol: fuck off and die aelin everything is your faultaelin: if i die im absolutely going to haunt you stupid bitch lmao i cant fucking stand younesryn: not to be,,,,,you know,,,,focusing on the TASK AT HAND or anything but theres a guy about to die here?

a wealthy handsome prince is like “I’m in love with you and I want to marry you” and ms faliq is like……could you let me think about it 

on that point, when sartaq says he would take all day and nesryns first response is UH I GOTTA WRITE A LETTER HANG ON

going out to get drunk with the woman her commanding officer used to fuck and currently hates because she thinks he’s being a whiny bitch 

when sartaq and the rukh riders are like “GASP you’re neiths arrow you’re a legend” and nesryns like……. i thought everyone could shoot bullseyes from 12 miles away…. is that not…. a thing….

shooting bullseyes in front of a legion of trained warriors like its not shit and not noticing that they all fall in love with her 

in tower of dawn when the narrative is chaols “aelin is an unholy godless being who uses her uncontrollable power for EVIL and must be contained” and yrenes “that mysterious dangerous stranger who saved me and nearly killed me……..that violent strange young girl….” nesryn faliq sat on a mountaintop in antica and just went “ aelins rlly gna get her dumb  ass murdered someday lmao love that bitch”

when aelins on the warpath after rowan gets injured n QoS and nesryn isn’t fazed and just follows behind her paying the staff like….yes this is my friend aelin…..yes she will kill you shes not kidding…..no shes not really that scary shes a good egg if you.squint a bit…

responding to aelin saying shes with chaol like 

chaol: when i broke things off nesryn wasn’t phased,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and when i met her again she seemed not to mind that I had,,,,,,left her

nesryn, sipping iced tea: hey…….kale wasn’t it?

no fuss no mess no feelings, just bounced on a man that didnt respect her 

loving her family unconditionally and taking great pride in both countries she feels are home and working to make them better for their citizens

nesryn holding aelins hand when lysandra gets taken in QoS, nesryn bringing rowan clothes despite the fact that chaol her commanding officer doesnt want them to have anything to do with her

find out the Valg exists and gets straight to killing them no room 4 talk kiss this arrow

when aelins like “your a SHIT spy you fucking asshole” and nesryns like “sick well this shit spy has an ARROW pointed at your torso and really wants to let it fly start running bitch”

nesryn questioning authority and actually listening to aelins opinion instead of assuming chaols way is the best way 

actually genuinely caring about the people of adarlan despite the racism and intolerance she faced

actively and continuously  working to help those in need, actually caring about them from a genuine goodness in her soul and not because she wants to make herself feel like a hero and pretend she wasn’t complicit for years :) unlike :) others :) 

being an incredibly loving, thoughtful, joyful character all while having an incredibly reserved and stoic personality and seamlessly combining the two 

nesryn faliq is everything yall want in a character, she’s intelligent, kind, she’s skilful, she holds aelin accountable which is what yall foam at the mouth for, she’s an incredible backstory and her journey throughout a racist country as a woman of colour and her reconnecting with her fathers homeplace is beautiful? she’s independent and has no time for overly romantic displays of affection, which is when yall should be chiming in w ur “yasss my cold queen” or w/ever like u do with manon and nesta

and yet  i cant be 5 minutes on goodreads or on the nesryn tag on this very website without some Scholars either 1) pretending she straight up doesn’t exist 2) ignoring the fact that her journey and character are more than the white man who treated her badly and subsuming her role in the story to just chaols romantic interest 3) saying nesryn is problematic for leaving chaol in antica to do her fucking job 4) calling her boring like you don’t have a blog dedicated to the two flakiest pieces of white bread in the gd books 

derailed this totally lmao sorry you were being so nice ! so basically id die for nesryn faliq i agree :)

#long post #nesryn faliq #my girl....ive failed u they dont know how much i love u.... #also stop whitewashing her you freaks!

[game-of-thrones-imagines-for-you]

Saltwater- Theon Greyjoy X Reader

Warnings: Illness. Depression, but not knowing so. Assassination attempt.

Tear fell from the boys eyes as he sat by the sea, its waves spitting salt and foam at his face.

A Iron Born doesn't cry, he thought, I am Theon Greyjoy, last son of Balon Greyjoy, heir to Pyke. My God is the Drowned God. I am not a wolf, I am a kraken..... I am not a wolf, I am a-

Oh how he wished to be wolf.

The Stark's were so kind to him, even Catelyn treated him like her own son: Not as well as her boys, but better than Jon Snow who was closer to her kin than Theon would ever be.

Robb was his friend, but oh was Theon jealous of him and Y/N... The second eldest Stark child... Oh how he loved her and how close they were. They were almost closer than he was with Robb. Seeing as she was his twin, they were like an inseparable group of three. Still it came as a surprise that he sent his sister to the Iron Islands with him.

Did they really not trust me so?

Catelyn perhaps but not Robb. No... Y/N wanted to come Im sure. Robb probably didn't even know she was on the boat with me...

Cursing to himself at the thought of Y/N, Theon kneeled, washing his tear stained face as he stood to find his missing friend.

  He started by asking around, questioning if they had seen the Lady Y/N only to get responds of:

"Stark girl in Pyke? Luck finding her."

  "Never heard of her and don't wish to."

  "If I found her I'd drown her in the sea myself."

  And other dirty and cruel vial things they threatened until he bumped into his sister. "Theon I swear I didn't have anything to do with-"

"Where is she?" Theon said and before Asha could open her mouth continued, "Take me to her."

"I'd taken her to the nearest inn, but you won't like what you see."

"Just let me in Asha."

She was right. Theon did not enjoy the sight he held.

Y/N's faces was a light purple and a few drops of blood and red stained her mouth, a trail of red down her nose. He ran to her side, grabbing her cold hand and bringing them to his lips. Father....

"It isn't poison." Asha began to explain, "It's illness in a bottle. The worse kind. She'll survive should her will be strong enough. He merely wishes for a message to send the Stark's. And to you"

"To me?" Theon spoke confused, "Why send a message to me?"

Asha laughed at this, "A Stark going all the way across the sea and from home with you? Clearly you two are in love." Theon shook his head no, sadly and Asha gasped sarcastically, "Haven't told her yet have you brother? God this makes it even worse. Best get her out of here right away. "

"But Robb-"

"Never mind what the King of the North said. I'll sort the ship." She sighed, "I'll keep in touch, hold her tightly Theon."

That was several nights ago. Still they were stuck in Pyke, Y/N fading by the minute, though she had opened her eyes.

"Theon." She coughed, her lips dyed red from blood that had fallen from her mouth. "Theon my-"

"Hush." He sighed, brining his lips to her cold forehead. "Speak little Princess. I am going to take you somewhere. "She blinked rapidly and appeared to be fading out, her eyes about to close causing him to hit your cheeks lightly, “No... Can’t go to sleep just yet.” With one swift move he picked you up, cradling you in his arms, attempting to warm you with his hands while you walked to the destination, tears falling from Theon’s eyes.

“It’s so... So..” You stopped to cough, a small bit of blood coming up as you gasped for air while Theon rubbed small circles into your back. “Beautiful.” You finished weakly and looked up at Theon, who looked from the sea to you, a weak smile on his face. “Winterfell is nothing compared to this.”

No. No, Winterfell is so much more than this.

“You aren’t to cold are you?” She shook her head no, looking up at him while she dipped her hand in the salty water. He sighed at how weak and exhausted she was. “Y/N I am so....”

“Don’t.” She rolled her eyes, “Worse case I will see father again. At least I will have an adventure to share.” She smiled slightly and Theon frowned, warming her with his arms and breath.

You have the strength, Y/N, but your will.... He stopped his thoughts, knowing it was useless. He wouldn't win. She was too stubborn. She would do what she wants and he couldn't do anything about it.

“You want to go for a swim?” Theon joked, smirking while his hand also dipped in the water, grabbing hers. She chuckled a bit, smiling lightly as she toyed with his fingers. That was when he realized something.

Her hand was warm.

“I am serious Y/N.” Theon spoke, using his free hand to turn your face to his, “Do you want to?” Her smile grew and she nodded, Theon picking up your frail body as he walked into the water.

To Theon, the water was freezing, but not as cold as your skin. He could see the color coming in your face just from your hand being placed in, however the further he got, the more your face filled with panic.

She doesn’t know how to swim. Theon realized.

“My lady do not fret. I will not let you drown.”

You smiled at this, moving your hand from the water and to his face, “Lower me, will you Theon?”

The Ironborn sighed, but did not protest as he got onto his knees, leaving  only  your head above the water.

You chuckled light and weakly as the boy smirk gently, washing blood off your face with the water, caring not that it was holy. He just need to see your skin return to the normal, healthy color.

You blinked, the water making you drowsy as though it was milk of the poppy and you looked at Theon, your face falling at the fear in his eyes. “Theon...” You said weakly, your eyes about to close, “Let me go, Theon. Drop me.”

“Y/n!”

“I am so tired.” You sighed into the air, blinking to keep yourself awake, “Theon do it or I will roll...” He shook his head no and you sighed, “Just for a minute please.”

And Theon obeyed.

You were in the water for several seconds, until your eyes closed and Theon pulled your body out, shaking as tears fell from his eyes.

The dark crypts didn't suit you at all, even if you were placed in a white, glass coffin, Theon not leaving your side for several days.

Much to his surprise, your mom nor brothers wept not when they saw your dead body, only demanded they lay you next to your father, across from Lyanna.

The Winter Rose’s eyes were hard, cold on Theon, watching and judging his every move. He wondered often what she was thinking of him: Was she proud? Ashamed? Disapointed? He read it all in her stone eyes, still he tried to mind her not as he read to you or simply talked to you, knowing you couldn't hear him through the glass.

Then he would turn to the empty crypt of your father. Part of him liked seeing that it was empty, thinking perhaps if it was then maybe he wasn't dead, despite what Sansa and the Queen had been folly. That his true father could know how much she means before he was gone. He wished to ask for your hand as well.

He wasn’t sure how he could continue, he missed you so dearly. Asha had written to him often but when Robb came down to deliver letter, he scoffed and sent him away, disgusted at the fact that the North and his kinghood came before his family.

“Oh my darling Y/N.... I am sorry.... I wish I could've have... There is so much I wanted to-” He could never quite get the words out without tears falling from his eyes, so he sucked them in and went instead with, “How about some more of those Ironborne tales?”

She can’t hear you. He imagined Eddard saying to him. She is dead. She is home.

Nay. She is not home. She is dead, aye, but she is not home. She isn't with me.

Was she ever with you? Nay.. No matter how she tried to be with you and you her, it never worked... If she really did try at all. If she really wanted you.

“Damn it all!” He cursed, kicking the coffin and falling to the ground, tears flooding to the eyes as the lid of the coffin fell off, shattering in the process. “Damn it! Damn it! Damn-”

He turned to her exposed body, seeing the slight trickle of blood fall from a cut on her wrist. This shook him. She should not be bleeding... Slowly, Theon approached his body, full of remorse as he grabbed her sleeves, pulling her into his lap. Grabbing her hands, he squeezed her wrist to stop the blood when he suddenly realized how warm she still was.. Something one should not be for being dead a week.

Or was he going insane as well.

Fuck it.

If I am going mental I might as well go all the way.

“Hey okay...Okay...” He drug her down into her lap further as he sank into the ground, ignoring the blood spilling from cuts on his palms and legs. “Okay.” He ran his hands down your face as he propped you up on his chest, “Okay.” Sighing, he gently cupped your cheeks, sighing gently, “Okay.” And his pressed his lips onto your still ones a single time before pulling away, once more for longer amount of time. “C’mon!” He yelled angered, repeating the peck again, “Wake up.” He broke down a bit as he pressed his forehead to yours, tears mixing with the blood as he wept, now kissing everything he could reach  “C’MON!”

A fit overcame him as he peck once more, gently holding his lips to yours, “Please.”

As if by some miracle, she kissed back, gently at first, pulling away for a breath and cough. “T-T-Theon...”

“Gods... gods...” He cried, wept, holding her closer and pressing his forehead onto hers, “I love you. I- Nev-Never leave me.”

She echoed his crying and clung to him, exhausted, “Never. Love you two.”

And as the two fell asleep, all she could taste was the fresh air and saltwater that consumed their lungs.

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