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willgayers · 6 years
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reddie at a fuckinn,,, office christmas party and eddie is like 'oh finally my chance to talk to the cute guy (richie) that works in HR' but then richie walks in and he's wearing the UGLIEST fucking christmas sweater ever and eddie loses his shit ((idk this just came to mind do what u want with it)) ((((this is kinghanscom ily)))
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theyre like ,, 25-26 here
office christmas parties… oh god
first of all they’ve been seeing each other in work the whole year, never really talked 
they were in the break room at the same time a couple of times but they never really got far with talking
as richie was always busy being the jester of the break room 
but one time he winked at eddie before he turned his gaze away to talk to somebody else again 
and eddie rushed away with a blush
and his donut
well yeah,,, back to the christmas party:
“hey greta” eddie smiles at the old info counter lady as he walks in 
“hello eddie,,, here take this”
she gives him the “hi my name is” sticker
eddie writes “Eddie” on it and sticks it to his baby blue button-up 
he grabs a glass of the “champagne” on the tray but its probably some cheap apple cider just put in a fancy glass
eddie sips it and cringes
yep he was right
soon he turns his gaze to the left side of the hall, where laughter is coming from
who else but richie tozier is in there,,, entertaining as usual
eddie bites on his lip because tonight would be a great opportunity to finally talk to the cute scrawny guy 
like eddie had no idea if he was gay or anything (at least not according to the awful shoes he wore) but he HAD winked at eddie so??? 
suddenly everyone starts to disappear from around richie,,, to get more drinks or smoke cigars or something
richie gets left alone,, and eddie notices how he pulls his smartphone out from his pocket and starts to scroll on it
now is your chance kaspbrak
eddie gulps the cheap apple cider down in one take and leaves the now empty glass on the table before making his way to richie 
he inhales and exhales once more,,, before he steps forwards
“hey” eddie says
richie turns around, not expecting to see who he did but now a huge smirk takes over his face
“hey!!! its you”
eddie’s gaze slides down to the shirt richie is wearing
its,,, a ,,fucking shirt,,, with a dabbing santa claus riding a grumpy cat reindeer 
“what the FUCK is that” eddie asks, nodding towards his shirt, his gaze still stuck on it 
richie glances down at his shirt again
“its a shirt with a dabbing santa claus riding a grumpy cat reindeer” he says
“oh my fucking god” eddie facepalms
“what???” richie asks “you dont think its cool???”
“NO i dont think its cool i think its a fucking disaster”
“excuse me i paid good money for this” richie jokes
“wasted money i say” eddie says, and now regrets drinking his apple cider down in one go 
he notices an abandoned glass on the table next to him tho so he leans to grab it 
“whats your name, flower of positivity?” richie asks
eddie looks at him for a moment, wondering whether this was a bad freaking idea 
but then he remembers he’s literally been swooning over this guy throughout the whole year
“eddie” he says “says so in here too”
he points at his chest
“ah! right” richie says
eddie turns his gaze to richie’s sticker
which says
“hi, my name is…
CHICKA CHICKA SLIM SHADY”
eddie raises his brows
“are you kidding me”
richie smirks
“pretty genius huh”
“no. thats awful. and used”
“you’re very negative aren’t you” richie smirks, tilting his head and sipping his drink 
eddie had no idea why he was like this tbh
somehow this guy annoyed him to the maximum?!??!!? BUT WHY?!?!?! 
just a few minutes ago he was standing in the elevator his tummy turning around at the thought of running into richie tonight
“you’re really weird” eddie just says
richie laughs
“is that all?”
eddie looks at him quietly
“sit down,,, eddie”
richie pats the empty seat next to him on the awful leather couch
eddie hesitates for a moment but then sits down
“so,,, eddie…..” richie starts “im richie”
eddie fake gasps
“so youre not slim shady???” he asks dryly
richie smirks so wide because ?!?!?!??! !
EDDIE KASPBRAK IS FINALLY TALKING TO HIM 
(he actually knew his name was eddie already)
(because richie’s got the BIGGEST crush)
(it all started when he saw eddie in the break room the first day and noticed eddie picking out a donut for five minutes and then glancing around to see no one was witnessing,,, he grabbed two)
(and didnt realize richie was outside behind the counter)
(so he asked his name from greta)
(and she told him)
(and the whole year richie wanted to talk to him but thought eddie wouldnt like him so he made sure everyone ELSE liked him first and that eddie would notice richie was actually very likable :(((( ) 
(ANYWAY BACK TO THE PRESENT MOMENT)
“i knew you were funny” richie says
“i am kinda funny” eddie shrugs
“thats unfair. usually you can only pick one”
eddie frowns 
“huh??”
“i mean,, you’re already cute as heck. and you’re also funny?? thats not fair. pick one”
eddie blushes vigorously as his jaw drops a little because holy fuck that was smooth
and richie smiles wide 
“youre-”
then all the people march back in from out of nowhere
“HEY RICHIE YOU WANNA COME TAKE SOME SHOTS? JAKE JUST GOT THE VODKA BOTTLE!”
they both stare at the workers,,, and then glance at each other
eddie’s kinda disappointed because he only ever hangs out with three people and richie’s the more famous one 
so obviously he’s gonna go with these people
why would he stay with eddie
“no thanks guys im gonna stay here with eds”
“with who????” eddie raises his brows in a excuse-me-what’d-ya-call-me way 
“you sure???” the guy who suggested shots asked, a little confused
“yeah” richie nodded “am perfectly comfortable here”
eddie blushes again but this time there’s a small smile to it as he looks at richie
richie winks at him
“okay. fine” the guy says
“BOOOOORING” one of them says from behind him and off they go 
“you didnt have to do that” eddie says
“but i wanted to” richie shrugs “why would i care about some vodka shots when i have something much more interesting going on here,,,”
“okay romeo enough with the flirting” eddie chuckles
“why though?” richie tilts his head “i find you extremely flirty-worthy”
“you dont even know me” eddie smiles amusedly 
“i know you stole two donuts on our first day” richie says and sips his drink as eddie gasps and his jaw drops
“I THOUGHT NOBODY SAW ME”
“well you thought wrong sweet tooth” richie smirks
“its just,,, who the hell can decide between a raspberry sprinkle and a salted caramel?!?!?!?”
“i totally get you” richie nods understandingly “i feel the same about a chocolate and a crunchy crunchy one”
“YEAH” eddie says “like honestly i think everyone should be allowed to take two donuts. one donut… what the fuck is this, the biggest loser????”
richie laughs
“yeah i know right”
“yeah” eddie says, sipping his cider again
and richie smiles
because wow they havent talked for even thirty minutes but he’s like so fucking whipped already????
“i didn’t tell anyone though” richie says
eddie looks at him for a moment,, his heart swelling up a little 
but he doesnt show it outside
“good. because i would have fucking wrecked you”
“oh i dont doubt that for a second” richie says
and he means it 
eddie looks at him for a moment ,,, starting to smile but then he laughs
like really laughs
and richie is heart eyes 
“whats your opinion on cinnamon sugar though?” richie asks
“its okay” eddie says “kind of boring,, but its okay”
“agreed” richie nods
they look at each other for a moment before eddie speaks
“i gotta confess”
“i am not the father”
eddie laughs again
richie’s proud w himself and smiles 
“no,, im serious. i uh,…. i knew your name was richie”
richie raises his brows lightly
“,,,reeeeaaallly????” he asks, starting to smirk 
of course eddie did
one of his work buddies,,, tacy caught him staring at richie one day 
…. 
“what are we looking at”
eddie gasped and turned around, seeing tacy wiggle her brows at eddie  with a cup of coffee in her hand
“jesus,, how long have you been standing there”
“long enough to notice you’re totally daydreaming about the new guy”
“I AM NOT DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE NEW GUY HOW DARE YOU!” eddie gasped
tacy raised her brows 
okay fine
tacy was right
eddie just glanced behind him again,,, looking at the curly haired guy unpacking his box
“you know him???” eddie asked and turned back around
“yeah” tacy shrugged “his name’s richie”
“richie??” eddie asked 
“richie tozier” tacy said, turning her gaze to the guy “and i would climb that up like a tree”
“hey! i saw him first” eddie half-joked, frowning and tacy burst out laughing
“calm down, kaspbrak, i’ve got a boyfriend” tacy said. “but if i didn’t, though…. mmmm-mmm-mm-”
eddie playfully smacked her arm, making tacy laugh again
“come on, we got work to do” tacy said
“but-”
“you can talk to him on lunch break”
—-
(he never did)
“yeah” eddie says “my uh… my friend tacy told me”
“tacy?? tacy’s your friend??” richie asks
eddie gets a little bothered
“…yeah why?”
like has tacy done something with richie???
“she’s been flirting with me this whole year” richie shrugs as he gulps on his drink and slouches deeper to the couch and eddie’s jaw drops
THAT BITCH
ok eddie knew she flirted with everyone
bUT STILL
“dont worry. i was actually focused on someone else” richie says,, and turns his gaze back to eddie 
whose tummy flips again
“…..reeaaaaallly” he imitates richie from earlier and richie of course notices this,,, starting to smirk
“yeah. reaaaaally” he says
eddie smirks wide back at him, before he notices his glass is empty
“well, richie, my glass is empty.”
“oh my god no,,, we have to change that”
“i know” eddie fake gasps 
“that can not happen” richie says and gets up, holding his hand out for eddie who grabs it and richie pulls him up
“at a office christmas party? no way you’re gonna be sober”
eddie chuckles
its music to richie’s ears
they walk to the drink table and get more drinks
approximately a hour and a half later they’re making out hot and heavily inside a broom closet
gotta love office christmas parties
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sillyfudgemonkeys · 7 years
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DRV3 ch 5 (after the flashback light thing) spoilers and......well ranting. Actually can someone please tell me this is the final chapter (barring the possible epilogue). I don’t think I can do a chapter 6 of this, it’s going to be super hard to make it through this chapter.
Oh what the fudge? WHAT THE FUDGE?! Really? Reeaaaaallly?????? I was hoping this would be an alt timeline or set so far into the future it wouldn’t ruin the DR1/2 people’s happiness they just got (it seems like this took place very soon after the ending of DR3 tbh).  But nooooooooo..... And OF COURSE Kokichi is the remnant of despair, you’d think that Makoto could’ve cracked down on it....OR AT LEAST REALIZED THE “ULT SUPREME LEADER” WAS A FREAKING RED FLAG! Please, please tell me Kokichi registered under a different Ultimate to fool him.....you know how Junko was like “I’m the ultimate fashonista!” but really she was something else. Please tell me he did that, cause I can’t believe Makoto would let him on if that was the case (ESPECIALLY WITH HIS FREAKING CLOTHING!)
And GDI I thought we were going to get away from “Hope and despair” but nope you had to bring it right back around. WHy not make Kokichi Junko’s bastard son (or nephew) while you’re at it. QUIT RELYING ON JUNKO ALL THE GD TIME WE’RE PAST IT THAT POINT FOR IT TO WORK ANYMORE! Y’all could’ve made Kokichi work, but no...no you couldn’t have....y’all had to make him uber obvious. I’m kinda hoping that Kokichi just lied again and it’s Rantaro who was running the show or whatever just to give me a better twist. >8V Of course it’s hard to twist things when it’s easy to tell when someone is freaking lying. 
And please kill me, it was bad enough to have to listen to Shuichi’s crush on Kaede all game, but that p.o.s Kaito doesn’t deserve Maki. I hate the forced friendships that DRV3 had (or lack, Himiko you have no right be upset about Tenko’s death you asshole), let alone the forced “romance.” I’m sorry but Jesus Christ Kokichi do me a favor and kill Kaito for the love of god it’d be the one thing this game did right. 
*throws a table*
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