#LIKE. NO

[ramenwithbroccoli]

really sad that ukulele became that coleen ballinger/2020 cringe/can't-play-guitar instrument in the public eye, because they're really nice! small and portable! easier to start for absolute begginers! you can play songs you like by alternating guitar chord charts! the instrument has it's own history and varying techniques of playing it!

beautiful girl uke deserves more love from the world

#ramblings #it just makes me sad sometimes #how it became the 'cringe' instrument for some people #like. NO #it's an instrument! a way to play and have fun and create art #do you hate joy. do you hate seeing people happy #ukulele

[aroaceofthesea]

One of my fave people in catalan folklore is sant jordi (saint george) who saved the princess but when the king asked him to marry her he was like naaah and left forever. icon

#i hate it so much when the rose is the symbol of love and then they leave happily ever after🤮🤮 #hes an icon he saves her life gives her a rose out of chivalry and then hes like byeee #and then people are like 💕and he gave her a rose as a signal of his love💕 #like. no #the king is like pleaseee marry her and he says no #hes there literally just to save the village and she happens to be the unlucky person who was chosen that day #how does that mean hes in love with her in any world💀💀 #screams aroace king to me👑👑👑 #and then everyone makes the story about love makes st jordi about love and ughh why is everything in the world about love #so i have this problem where i love sant jordi (books the character etc) but i hate how society treats it (why is it the lovers day😭😭) #at least its better than valentines day bc it has good things lol #also its not weird to give friends roses (i never do it tho lol i dont have money xdd) #but still its frustrating how they make everything about love #anyway here ends my rant ig #feliç sant jordi gent #mine

[evilkitten3]

it's weird to me that tom lehrer isn't very popular on tumblr. like his style of humor is something i think a lot of you guys would appreciate.

on the other hand, maybe it's a good thing bc i know some people here would listen to "national brotherhood week" and completely misinterpret it XD

#personal #tom lehrer #comedy #satire #people on youtube keep saying ''he was the bo burnham of his time'' #like. no #no disrespect meant to bo burnham he's got his moments too #but tom lehrer is in a completely separate league #his own league

[celestial-hieroglyphs]

its so important to me that ylfa is like 12. a pre-teen. shes not a cool-awkward teen, shes not a horror movie half-innocent little girl, she’s. something between, constantly figuring herself out and growing and questioning everything but authority.

she’s that weird in between of wanting to be a princess and asking about love but bristling to be bigger than anything she’s ever been, stronger than anyone wants her to be.

#dimension 20 neverafter #it feels both like going through the wrong puberty and going through the one youve been promised #just #ghh #to ME. theres transgenderism up in here #blathering.txt #dimension 20 #like theres the obiviois thing of like . bad ass Little Red is the Wolf #but also the LITTLE Red is Haunted. No More Innocent. Only Haunted Small Girlchild #like. no #shes complicated n weird n actively figuring out what she wants to be #i love her #shes so 12

[londonknights]

annoying rick rant below

having one of those days where i want to disappear into the wilderness to be found 8 months later as a partially decomposed body that’s only identifiable by the rings i wear every day and the max domi hockey cards that never leave my person

i want to become the earth that the trees feed on. if i could give my body back to provide more oxygen than i wasted being here then maybe it’d make me being here against my will feel a little bit worth it

please don’t message me about this or ask if i’m okay because i don’t want to talk about it i just needed to vent in my public private diary

#my thoughts #living in my brain is a curse i wouldn’t wish on my enemies #my mother keeps asking if i’m okay #like. no #you brought me into this fuckass world mom #what the fuck do you think

[aromanticannibal]

regularly I see something that's like "oh this piece of art BREAKS people" and I'm like. dude

#bestie. it's not because it talks about fucked up subjects or is like Horrorr that everyone who reads it is going to “break” #I'm not even saying the people who did felt incredibly bad after experiencing a very dark piece of art are lying or being too sensitive but #like. no #I feel it either says smth about me or about them that it never works #iwill hear someone talk about a manga that's just so awful blah blah and I will check it out and it's just my 346th bookmark on ao3 #it's tragic

[thotsfortherapy]

something about ppl in academia always mistaking me for the one other Asian person

#asian #i handed in my exam today and they were like oh youre chen right #like. no #there was literally only one other asian person #and like 100 white girls #how can yall id between so many blondes but can't tell the difference btwn me and someone who doesnt even look like me at all like #all they see is and then dont look beyond that #like he knew all the white girl's names and then not mine bro 😭 #anyways #my school is hella racist we been knew #it's just annoying #i remember in highschool this guy had a crush on this south korean girl who looks nothing like me #and he was always being nice to me and giving me things BECAUSE HE COULDN'T TELL US APART #😭😭😭😭😭😭 #this is just a rant im used to it but something about today it is just extra bothering me #my last name isn't even asian cause my dad is white 🥲 #ppl really be out here microaggressing #😔🙏

[suoulfillem]

it is so sickening that i consider some of u friends and u may only consider me a mutual.. an oomf.. i am hurt

#b.txt #like. no #i thought we were best friends….

[running-in-the-dark]

I'm honestly so angry about the jury vote, I don't even want to watch next year (and I've been watching eurovision for over 20 years sooo)

#esc #esc 2023 #it's so fucking disappointing #like the jury vote has always been fucking awful #but them building up the tension like this just for everything to be ruined by the damned jury #like. no #I'm over it

[beingharsh]

blood tests are a ploy by big hrt to get you to get a script but i won't fall for it. my levels are intuitive

#response to people who are like: 'diy hrt is good but please try to do it with a doctor!' #like. no

[buckleydiazmp4]

fighting the pessimist allegations (i'm not helping myself win tho)

#i'm in a foul mood and wanted to say something about how valentine's actually SUCKS #but then i thought. 'oh everyone will just assume i'm lonely/sad/jealous' #like. no #i just don't like valentine's ok!! #for. a set of reasons #listen i'm just tired i will just. go to bed and maybe eat some nice breakfast tomorrow #and content myself with being a hater only in the tags of my vague-ish posts #sara talks nonsense

[hecksupremechips]

The sad thing about Shoko being so awful to Mizuki is that it happened long before Saito was in Shokos body like. That was all her

#aitsf #ai the somnium files #im only saying this cuz ive seen ppl be like ‘oh well shoko was bad but that was actually saito!’ #like. no #it happened when mizuki was literally 8 and its why she moved in with date #and i cant help but wonder how good of a mom saito was akdjak #like hes very clearly good at acting like the ppl hes playing as #was he just like ohohoho time to be an asshole to some kid #i think conceptually itd be really funny if he was a really good mom though in an attempt to seem motherly #i need a silly fic where this happens no sad just funny #though ig if this happened and mizuki later learns the truth shed have to deal with the fact that #the year her mom was actually nice to her was all a lie #but lets not think about that lets just be funny lets go crazy

[maschotch]

truly do not understand jemily. emily prentiss?? pining?? sittin on her ass dreaming ab over small town, conservative, repressed, nuclear family, mormon jj?? first of all she has taste, secondly yall act like she doesnt go to a gay bar every night w morgan and garcia to fuck and get fucked

#emily just… isnt the pining type #idk i feel like ppl mischaracterize emily all the time for their ships #w jemily its all ‘wahh im so sad married/closeted jj wont fuck me’ #w hotchniss theyre always tryna get her pregnant #like. NO #thats not who she is #she’s not some shy little princess waiting for someone to sweep her off her feet #people will just completely disregard her personality and use her as a self insert #you could probably take 80% of all hotchniss/jemily fics out there and replace emily w y/n and it would make so much more sense #the only jemily dynamic is jj pining after emily #the only hotchniss dynamic is ?? nothing?? just two guys hangin out?

[apoloniaspiegelgold]

I love humans so much. Just yesterday I was worrying if I behaved too affectionately towards someone as if I was somehow crossing a line by quietly putting some tissues on a colleague's tray in the canteen as I was getting some for myself. Fast forward to the next day, now he is the one putting tissues, cutlery and the apple juice I like on my tray without me asking. Why should we ever worry about being "too nice" to people? You can never be too nice, that's not a thing. The only thing that being "too nice" leads to is the spreading of kindness like a disease until it's everywhere. I will continue to try my best to infect everyone around me with it. Why are we on this Earth if not to look out for each other? We are here together.

#i'm always so confused by people who propagate that being 'too nice' will make other people walk all over you #like. no #if someone shows me the slightest bit of affection i'll be riding that high for a week. why would anyone else be different? #if someone is kind to you doesn't that motivate you to be even kinder to everyone around you too? #we learn from each other #what does it mean what does it all mean #<- doesn't fit into the meaning of this actual post but it's ended up being the tag i use whenever i ramble about this specific person #ramblings

[mmm-asbestos]

Well first of all i think chamomille is a wrong name for that plant it just doesnt connect

#like. no

[mothwingedmyths]

Well realistic Mycologists is not something I expected or needed to see today

#like. no #can i have the pixelated/wooden mask mycologists back #because that does NOT look right at all screaming crying #inscryption #uhhhhhhh do i tag this as inscryption spoilers #inscryption spoilers #idk i feel like a secret boss would count as a spoiler