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latimeria-fell-from-heaven · 2 years

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hi !! i have nothing to read and im horny so what r ur all-time favorite hentais ???

hi hi anon!

hooo boy, this one is gonna be a long one since i have a lot of favorite hentai's and my tastes have varied over the years. also same nonnie, me too.

nsfw/hentai below!

one // this one i've already recommended to another anon who asked for consentacle recommendations, but it's really cute and wholesome in my book since they both are happy and even have cute baby tentacles of their own at the end ( which i would like to snuggle btw ) so yes.

two // another one i've recommended to an anon who asked for it, but it shows how tentacles decided to actually not rape their female hosts and be wholesome with them, even protecting them from molesters and helping out with chores and such. so yep, if this ever happens, sign me the fuck up for getting tentacles of my own.

three // this one is in the tentacle shop series and the fourth installment, but i really like this one bc our mc, mitsuri actually gets a part-time job at the shop, and it's very much shown that another character in the series, shogo, is very much into her and finds her to be cute and even supervised her and teaches her the ropes of tentacles. so yep, 10/10 would work at a tentacle shop if it ever exists.

four // this one is pretty lewd from the get-go and doesn't involve tentacles, but trust me it's cute. the girl is pretty horny like nearly 24/7 ( girl same ) and even sucks him off at work, but they're living together at a pre-trial for marriage, which is consensual on both of their parts btw! the end always gets me, bc the guy "proposes" to her with a candy ring, but it's so fucking wholesome and cute and she's crying. and bruh i'd cry too if that happened to me.

five // dude this one was honestly pretty fucking funny ngl bc they're both insulting the shit out of each other and just being so fucking chaotic and literally everyone's just like hurry up and fucking date lol. like bro, i felt the girl on a spiritual level bc i've actually acted like that around people i liked, and i still do but now i just do it with my friends when they call me short lmao. anyways, the two end up in a hotel and take each other's virginity and actually start dating at the end and everyone's like oh y'all dating now? now you can lose your virginities, and they're both so embarrassed bc they literally just fucked the night before. really cute and funny!

six // a femdom one but it's actually consensual! anyways, she uses a blindfold on him bc it would heighten his senses and such, and he enjoys it very much and she rides him and then ends up overstimulating him afterward, which isn't shown in the panels. but he reassures her that he did enjoy himself. also plot twist ( ? ), he straight-up admits to being a sub and only dommed bc he felt that as a boyfriend he had to and asked her to dom him, which surprised her but she agrees nonetheless. it's pretty cute and wholesome, and i actually appreciate the whole consensual femdom thing bc most of them are either not or just have shota's in them. very much enjoyed this, the femdom in me was happey.

seven // we did it boys, we found the fucking wholesome shit. but fr, this one was so cute and warmed my heart. the art itself is gorgeous like i legit forgot it was hentai i was reading and not some aesthetic love story. they do take each other's virginities but they are both absolutely okay with it, and the day after he takes a cute pic of her and makes it his wallpaper. like, sir??? yes??? getchu a wholesome and loving relationship like this,,,

eight // another wholesome one, but it starts out with our mc asking out the girl, and it's kinda sad bc the girl admits she doesn't have any friends bc of her stoic and scary look, but she's actually pretty shy and appreciates the mc asking her out. he then makes it his mission to take her out on a lot of dates and make her happy. he does have a jealous moment and sort of takes it out on her, but he realizes he fucked up and apologizes to her. they do have sex out behind the cafe and she loses her virginity, but afterward, they actually discuss telling their relationship to her boss and even talk about going on another date again. so yesss,, really cute and actually wholesome.

these are my favs that i tend to find myself going back to, so i hope you'll enjoy these as much as i do nonnie!

#lati speaks

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skunkes · 2 years

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u were right ur new nsfw @ is rly good 😭… so cute..

YAAAY i was actually waiting for yur input since you'd been curious gfdjfhsg...im literally so happey ^_^ it fits so well + is still soft + warm!! ^_^

#youngninelifer #skunk mail

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bubbled-clouds · 3 years

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the coolest thing ever is having Adult Friends ™️

like yeah yeah 18 thats SO cool!! B U T !!!!!! literally like 30-40 year olds???? A N D its like a mutual respect kinda thingy??? *AHH*

rant ahead (/pos tho bc AHH)

okok S O

my mum’s friends with this aunty n uncle (get used to me calling them bc thays what Indians do) right and lets start this Right off the bat withhh THEYRE NOT HOMOPHOBIC!!!!! the uncle Literally!!!!! avoids going to stores that *are* openly homophobic bc they support conversion camps n he’s like ‘why should we torture people for living how they want to live’ he Did say he doesnt have an issue if his friends Are homophobic (im letting it slide tho bc if he Did then they woulsnt be friends with my fam and i wouldnt get to talk to them so-) THATS THE SWAG PART do i wonder if they’d change their mind knowing *i* was gay? yes. 1000% but for now i will have false(?) hope that they wouldnt (actually if i Do move out for college (which is i think kinda likely) i was planning on sending them a letter and coming out)

okay AND!!! they Talk to me!!!!! my mom’s a really loud talker and tends to talk over people and one time the aunty asked me smthg and i andwered but Mother interrupted me and started talking to her and after my mum finished the aunty said ‘yk i didnt get to hear what [REDACTED] said’ and i went *happey* and repeated what i said AND!!!!!!! BOTH THE UNCLE N AUNTY ALWAYS TRY AND MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT W ME WHEN WERE TALKING JUST sdvsksveks * h a p p e y * like they legit would turn their bodies/crane their necks just !!!!!!!!!!! makes me so so happy!!!

okay and the aunty is SUCH a good artist (low key look up to her???) and like my mum sent her a pic of the crow i drew and the aunty literally said ‘ask [REDACTED] to make me one’ and just SHES asking M E ?????? (mother has been guilt tripping me over not making it yet but i have fucking tests i literally dont wanna ruin my mental health jesus) but yeah,, so sweet,,, and!!! if she seea me drawing she asks abt it and either offers me help/tells me what she liked abt it just *fuzzy* and!!! one day she called me n told me that she felt so close to me that she felt like if she knew i did smthg like morally bad she felt comfy with telling me off on it (and honestly???? thats so sweet???)

okay!!!!!! and the d a d!!!!! ahhhhh personally my brain links more w his bc like hes a very progressive thinker n he likes!!!!! world stuff!!!!! he always tells me how surprised he is by how ahead i am for my age/that hes like happy(?) that i think so ahead (which- s o f t-) and!!!!!! he sends my mum stuff n is like ‘i think [REDACTED] would be interested in this’ he actually was the one to give me les mis which is why i Really wish my brain would fixate on it so that i can ger through the boring beginning (bb hehe) but yeah and!!!! today (like an hour ish ago) he sent a video to my mum about this ted talk about the universe and how wack it is and!!!!!! WE HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT!!!! the video was 20ish min long (i sent him 5 paragraphs after o watched it-) AND HE REPLIED!!!!!! and we had a convo :))) there was something i didn’t understand he said he’d explain it when they come over and just!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay AND the fact that he texted soo late??? like their family sleeps at 10-11ish and our convo ended at 12 (it wasn’t too like 15ish min) soo i am just a h !

#i had to get the energy out somehow #i’m tired now jshdj #i’m really happy my mum found them #sometimes i feel like they don’t really like me (their son is in the same grade as my sister and they don’t have other children)#soo im kinda the odd one out yk?#but then this happens and i don’t really feel like that for a big #bit #it’s like #they genuinely want talk to me #which is soo neat #mm the video made my brain really happy bc it used ‘queer’ for questioning/interesting #soo itt was like a ‘haha fuckk you’ to my parents #can i rant about said parents????#honestly sure. soo literally mother’s been annoying me recently #yesterday ( i think?) she said that #1) she can’t wait till i move out bc 2)i dont belong here/i’m not like my family and she said 3) i’m an incredibly rude person and i never #give her anything which- I L I T ER A L L Y spent around 3-4 hours drawing a Crow for her bc its her fav bird??? AND LAST YEAR her mother’s #day gift took me 15(?) fucking hours. honestly really upset with her about that bc it’s like the hours i spent in making stuff for her is #nothing || and i told her ‘[piano teacher] is going way on me rn bc it’s the last month of school and i have my ap test n finals but he says #im doing really wil’ and yk what she replied with??? ‘liar’ (she called him a liar) LITERALLY WHAT i practice 30 min-1ish hours whenever i #Do practice and she says that my piano teacher is lying????? honestly fairly certain i’ve heard the uncle and aunty say they’re proud of me #more than my own parents. just !!!!!! i think what really bugs me is how my mom says she ‘can’t wait for the two years so that’ she can #‘get rid of this trash [me]’ >:((((( it makes me feel so conflicted with her and just end up Crying like- A H H !!!!! i am a CHILD treat me #like one!!!!! bee just wants to get a hug that’s all. oh to cry while someone hugs me 💔💔 but yeah that’s my recent mommy issues #i really said: Happy Then Trauma :)#if any of you are Here (if you are then 🧍) thennn hello!!! i hope you’re doing well <3 mwah #bee tries to learn to vent but ends up venting to the public??????#i dont think a lot of you will be awake aside from nana n madam n lyosha #oh and emberly i think idk how australian time zones work #oh well

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humanmorph · 7 years

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im bummed out abt this nick robinson stuff so ill sleep now

#its that and im. just really tired actually #i wanted 2 stay up until persona 3 was done downloading but fuck that noise bc its rly slow #would porbably take another 2 hours or so ...#and its literally been all day. like 12+ hours #i looked it up and theres mayb a way 2 continue the download tomorrow. if that doesnt work then me and persona just wasnt meant to be #rosa rambles #on another note a treasured mutual is reading bnha ! im always happey when that happens #anyways good night

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imagineyourfo · 3 years

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Hello!! I hope its ok 2 gush here,, 😳 Im just!!! V happey bc im getting back into my courage the cowardly dog special interest and I literally went :DDD when I saw u write for it!!! Its so hard for me 2 find courage fans (but i have this amazing moot on twitter n if she sees this then hai :]) BUT ANYWAYS my f/o is fred n i love him v v much,,, ;w; hes a v important comfort to me since I started f/oing him when i got horribly sick early last year and also during something personal im going thru rn. I jus!!! Him :] i love him sm :3 I eventually plan on writing a lil essay on his episode bc GOD DAMN IT I HAVE ALOT 2 SAY ABT IT n im tired of ppl just boiling it down to "uhhh creepy uhhh its a metaphor for something awful uhhh disturbing ig" shut the Fuck up hes just vibing!!!!

Anyways if any ctcd fans (doesnt even have 2 be self shippers owu) r out there pls feel free to read my carrd (my self ship blog is linked in there n on my ss blog is my OTHER carrd where my ctcd s/i is >:D) PLS COME HERE PSPSPSPSPSPS PLS I NEED BRAINROT FRIENDS I DRAW CTCD ALL THE TIME N ID LOVE TO SHARE THOUGHTS ABT IT WITH OTHERS

Anyways ty 4 hearing me gush look at him i love him sm :]

YOOOOO!!! courage is such a good show and i’m so happy to meet someone who self ships from it ! (i myself actually have a little crush from courage too but shhhh) fred’s episode is one of my favorites, it really stands out and he’s a very interesting character ^_^

#gushbox

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vinegar-doppio-official · 5 years

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Not to be an asshole on main but im so tired of trying to help ppl out and not getting the results i want. Like ofc i dont want them to be like "oh~ thank u sm for ur kind words my depression is Cured!!" Its more like i wish i knew the right thing to say, wish i knew exactly what to do to TRULY help, i just dont know the fuck im supposed to do or say so instead of being like Gosh please be safe friend u can do this let me know how i can help!!! Only for them to either get pissed off (who wouldnt, someone that doesnt understand their struggle is tryna be sweet and happey its like. Offensive. Ive been there, i get it) or be weirded out so Now I literally will just say "damn. That sucks bro" and move on lmfao

#great now IM pissed off #my dudes dont be fooled i am a grade A asshole im a fucking idiot asshole and i just cant deal with moody people #ill deal the first 3 times but 3 is the charm #after that third time i get tired and i just. get drained and detached sorry

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meatsex · 2 years

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you are literally THE dude THE man THE guy im so happey we have been friends for so many years and that we got even closer lately like im just glad you are still here man and i love when we interact and we should definitely play tf2 together again cuz it was sooo much fun ^_^

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wiihtigo · 6 years

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i , didnt want 2 send this because i was embarrassed about how cheesy i am but my crops are flourishing thanks 2 that world is mine vid.,,, like im.... WHEW... 2018... fucking great year to be alive ... i am trying so hard not to use all caps because thats how happy i am about this... i love it..dab on the haters

GFEBDYVNJXRKGVAEDN ZM. AAA. YOU HAVE NO IDEAA….HOW…HAPPEY THIS MAKES ME ….PLEASE. IM DYING AND CRYING IN REAL LIFE !!!!!!!!! actually the world is mine video doesnt have as many views or notes as. like my low effort ass shitty meme vids and its kinda disheartening considering i worked for literal weeks on that one LOL but msgs like this rlly make me feel super happy thank you so much

#asks #i dont kno how to type out my happy feelings into this reply but i want u to know i rlly am. so glad. AAA.

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catharticfeline · 4 years

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bro im going downstate to see cole next weekend and im taking the train but like ???? it goes to fuckin CHICAGO and then theres a 4 hour wait ?? thats literally in a completely different state.. why ? thats the exact opposite of the direction i need to be going ?? i need to be IN DETROIT NOT CHICAGO KSHDKDBDJD all in all it’ll be a fuckin 12 hour trip but super worth it bcs i’ll be there friday evening-sunday :”) so happey

#personal

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lenin-it-to-win-it · 6 years

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“this isnt a herem anime u fucken weebs”

summary: toshi gets injured and drama ensues when nighteye, naomasa, hizashi, and aizawa all show up to fuck him! who shall win his affections (and 8 foot thundercock) in the end? find out on this episode of “its almost 2 in the fucking morning i have class in 6 hours what the fuck am i doing”

notes: i decided to write this bc i thought naomasa and nighteye arguing over all might would be a Dank Meme and then i added mic and aizawa to make it a proper HaremTM, im dedicating this to @motojirou-kajii bc rose is literally the only reason i have the slightest interest in nighteye so congrats u are INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS HEAP OF SIN HOPE U LIKE IT FUCKO

***************************************************************************************all mite had broekn much of his limbs and ruptured all 3 of the orgens he had left so it was basically like any other day in his miserble life.

he was sad and loenly and even tho his arms were 8 feet long neither could reach his mightey montser cock that wuz also 8 feet long ;)).

“what a sad day this is for me, ALL MIGHT TM” he saed sadly. he coffed up blood and sighed sighfully. “if only ther was a nubile young man who could bring me confort,,”

sir niteeye crawled out from underneath the couch where he had been hiding for totally legitiemet, not secretly jacking his dick to all mights despare, reasons.

“sir nite ey” said toshinori weakly.

nihteye gently slapped toshinorys ass. “good nighteye. sleep tighteye.”

toshinori laghed. “dont let the bedbugs,,, biteeye?”

“nice fuckin going dr. genius u ruined the joke u stupid idiot” nighteye snapped angrely. “it was perfect but u pushed it 3 far and now its ruined 5ever. ur beating that dead horse harder than i beat my meat when i think of your grate jiggling jugs in that slutty little spandex onesie u run around in”

“not aneymor” toshinori cried as teers ran down his face. “my slutty dayz are over. now im just a sad old man. no mor spandex onsesies for me- only” his face scrunched up as he wept mournfully. “TASTEFUL TROUSERS AND LOOSE TURTLENECKS OH NGHTEYE WHAT IS MY LIEF BECONE??? I WISH I WER THE DED!!1”

nightey wipped out his two inch dick and bithc-slapped the sympol of peace across his fuckin face iwth it. “TOSHi YYou INgoRENT SlUT stop being EMO this isnt 2004 that shits not cute anymore fam”

toshi kept rcrying but now they were happey teers. “relly bro?? u think wer fam???”

nighteyey started wackin his ween. “o fuck ye dude, ur like my fuckably non-blood related older brother that id 10/10 would bang”

all mite opened his moth like he mIGHT (GET IT?!!??!1?) say words but befor that cold hapdlen, the door SLAMMED OPEN and nowmasa walked in.

“helo toshi my bff forever with whom i am best friends forever” he said, friendily. “i hav come to take care of u, my friEND!”

“NAO-NAO-CHAN!” toshi exclamed happely, his cockanoodledoo swellign up to the size of 3 lebron jameses with joy and knocking kniteey out the fuckin window. “MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER!!!!1! YOURE MY FRIEND AND I LOV U!!!”

“I LOV U TOO!!1” naomasa replied with much gaynes on his ordinary face.

“um E XC USUEE uuU!” niteeye saed angrielty as he crowled in thru the window, picking sticks out of his hare (sadly he left the stick up his ass). “TOshI who is this?!???”

“i could ask the SAME QUESTION!!” naomasma yelled with his boring eyes narrowing suspeciously. “toshi, who is this OTHER MAN??? is ther somethign u would liek to ExpLAnE?”

t0shi sweated nervsouly. “nao nao chan this is., um,, he,s,”

“IM NITEEYE” nighteye snapped, doing the anime glasses thing with his glasses. “his sidekiCk”

“ex sidekick” toshi added

“well iMM naomasa, his CURRENT best friend!” naomasa replied crossing his unremarkable arms.

“well ur currently abotu to get ur ass beAT u fuCKEN NORMIE” nighteye shouted threateningly as he flexed he collectiv 2 miligrams of muscle he had on his entire bodey.

“NORMIES REEE” shreiekd a fmailiar voice from the door which was still oepn.

“HIBACHI YAMDADDY???” nighteye roared, territorially draping his penis across toshinorys eyeball. “what teh abosulte Fuc K are u doign here you cheap hore???”

“excus u fucko im am NOt chEEP!” hizashy yelled igdignatly. “u can ask showta, it costs at LEAST three dollers to insrert ping pong balls up my ass! FOUR dolers if u wanna snort cockaeine off my stank tiddys.” hizashi lowered his voice shamefully. “the cokane isnt reel tho, its the powedery suger thing from like, pixy sticks. i cut open and shitlod of pixy sticks and sprinkle the sugar on my tiddys and predent its cocaine. MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!”

“take ur fake tits and ur fake cocaein and your FAKE ASS KMART WEAVE AND GET YOUR SKANK ASS GONE, BITCH!” naomasa shrieked, taking out a fucking glock that he had bc he was a PolicemenTM and shoting hizasy in the dickhole.

hizashy bled 2 death on the flor but other than that he wuz fine. ‘wat are all u beta cucks doing her?? i thot this was all mitgh-senpais house not an incel convention”

“IM here taking care of super dady so he’ll repay me with the secks!” nighetye proclaimed proudly. “idk wat HES doing heer” he added pointing at naowmasa.

“Im supoorting my best friend you nutless heap of used scrotumz!” naomasa replied upsettedly. “bc im a GOOd PERson and I c ARE”

“how du u even KNOw ur best friends?” niteye asked snottily. “mayebe IM hi best friend!1”

“fat chance bozo!” naomaasa laffed as he tore off his plain white shirt revealign his chest wich was totally unremarkable except the tatto ritten in comick sanz that sed “ALL MIGHTES BEST FRIEND FORVER, LUV ALL MITE PS. SIR NITEEYE CAN LICK A CHODE”

nighteye gasped, infurieted and only slightly aroused. “ya well wateVER” he snapped pissily. “its not like some piece of shit tattoo is legaly binding”

naomasa turned around. “THIS TATOO IS LEGALY BINDING, SIGNED THE FUCKIGN GOVERNMENT OF JAPANESE???” nigtheye yelled loudly, reading the rest of the tatoo. “wel maybe i dont CARE about the law! im a bad bitch FUCK THA POLICE!!!”

naomasa smirked “all might sure is”

toshinori paused what he was doing- chewing off his own arm to escape- long enuff ot nod and conferm this fact so the fact was almost as firm as nighteyes salty rage boner.

be4 nightey could kik naomasa in the eyebal, aizawa walked in. he wasnt werring clothes but his nakeed body was covered in hair and appelsauce so it was basicaly hthe same thign.

“sup toshy” he said unceremonsioulsly faceplanting onto toshis bony ass. “i herd u got injured. want som simpathy secks?”

“Not from YUO, u BIG DUM DOODOOHEAD!” hizashi shrieked, thrusting angriyl against aizawa. he tenderly inserted his weenie hut jr into aizawas mouth. “from us.”

“wher did this walking bag of stray pubes come from?” noamasa asked confusedly.

“straight from ur moms house, pissbaby!” azawa roared sexily. “ya, thats rite, idk who ur mom even is and i fucked her.”

“but rnt u gay??” naomasa asked confusedly

“nowmasa ur denser than a bowling ball made of other, heavier bowling balls” nighteye snapped frustratedly. “ thats the JOKE!!”

“ur sex lifes a joke” aizawa sed, flipping his slimy hare over his sholder. thre ded flies fell out.

“OH SHIT SON GET DUNKED ON” hizashi yelled proudly hi-5ving aizawa with his dick.

“WHY DONT U GO FUCK A CAT YOU GREASY CUMSOCK” nighteye screamed enragedly as all the vains in his silly time sexin snake popped open.

“been ther don that” aizawa sed flatly “wy dont u shov ur hand up ur ass and c if u can find anymore shit comebacks”

“oh snap” naomasa whispered quietly

“YOU SINGLE PEACE OF STALE WHITE BREAD I WIL KIL U WERHE U STAND” nigheye SHREKED as allstar by smashmouth stared playing on hziashys neck speeker.

“pls comrades do not fite over me” said toshinory sadly “violenc dosnt turn me on, im not endeovor”

“endevor is literally the fuckign worst thign to excist ever” naomasa agreed

“iv sen the minion porn hizashy jacks off to but i still agree” aizawa also aggred

“MINIONS WITH FAT TITS ARE HOTTER THAN NEDEVORS STEAMING NIPPLES WILL EVER BE!” mic agreedded impassionetly!

“it seems like we all agree” said nighteye agreebly.

every1 agred.

“c were not so differnt are we?” said toshinoriy, putting down his half gnawed arm “cant we all b firends?”

“or we coudl all FUCK” hizashi suggested eagerly

“yes, share my body for the glory of cummunism!” all mighte was happey to say

“this isnt a herem anime u sack of shit weebs” ngihteye replied disgustedly

“wat about,,.” hizashy pulled down his pants reveelign the sord art online tato of kiritows face he got on his asscheek in the 4th grade “NOW”

nighteyse night eyes welled up with teers. “oh ddady,,” he tore off his shrit to show the tato of asunas face he had on his left boob “TAKE ME NOW”

they all fukced and toshinory coghed up blod multiple times, hizashy was mssing at least 40 percent of his penis, nighteye kept calling toshy “daddy”, naomasa responded to 3 calls from the polece station mid-nut, and they all got rugburn from aizawas big ol donkey dick the end

#bnha #here come dat fic o shit waddup #i spent like #two hours on this

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