#LMAO HES GOTTA STOP STEALING FROM TECHNO

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Favourite Stream Moments!

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Wednesday 9th of December!

Dream smp today!

THE TURTLE QUEST

“it’s time for turtles!”

streaming on 720p bc it hopefully helps with the scuffed audio

he’s been in for a long time already, (and is currently in his secret base!), but that’s bc he’s grinding

we’re gonna have to stare at his face for a bit while he gets back to l’manberg lmao

SECRET TUNNEL~~~~

Snowwy biome, just as promised!

also don’t send weird stuff in Kristin’s dm y’all

PHIL GOT A TRIDENT (it’s called forkza) FROM DREAM?!

“ya boi is airborn now”

techno is waiting in l’manberg already and Phil is taking a while bc he forgot he was here rip

he’s spamming “WHERE ARE YOU” to phil now

he’s literally pretending to be his own wanted poster lmaoooo

LMAO I FORGOT TECHNO’S SKIN DOESNT EVEN MATCH ANYMORE

phil feels like he’s doing a kids’ show, pretending not to see him lol

DORZA

It actually kinda works so now Techno is making a plan to make posters that include his nametag and place them all around the server so they just get used to seeing techno in the bg lmao

MATCHING SKINS POG

also apparently the server is getting scammed by dream for tridents lol

“squid kid is now canon. WAIT HE WINS THE POTATO WAR? HE IS NOT CANON”

Also for the sake of coherent story telling, tommy did not find techno’s house lmao

“gotta get those ghast tears!” “for- for crystals?” “for regeneration potions, phil”

techno has been trying hard to reform himself, so he refrained himself from killing George when he mentioned techno’s lack of cows

BOAT ON FROZEN RIVER POG

they’re gonna steal the eggs then hatch them closer by bc if you boat the turtles away they’ll just want to boat back

SELLOUT TIMER

technoboat!

boatza!

lore? Techno is hearing voices in his head (it’s his chat)

“the voices demand blood, phil”

Roleplay over, Techno just made his chat canon

people now must go over to his stream so they can be part of the storyline lmao

ITS RAINING

ALSO TURTLES ITS BEEN LESS THAN AN HOUR

“it’s leaving!” “just like every father from chat” (too soon dadza, oof)

“this is a surprise tool that will help us later”

about raiding all the wheat from the village next to the turtles “they’re gonna have a famine, phil” “no they should’ve hidden it better from me”

phil really is the one raiding the entire village while techno gets the turtle egss lmao

although techno did take one of their bells

lmao phil took the second one lololol

PHIL KILLED A VILLAGER AND THE IRON GOLEM WHILE TECHNO JS TRYING TO STOP HIM!

ohhh it’s a thunder storm!

phil is immediately tridenting around to hunt for charged creepers lmao

TECHNO FOUND ONE

ITS LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO THE TURTLES

Lmao techno first of all is staying farrrr away from the charged creeper and also freaked out at another baby zombie lmao

CREEPER HEAD POG

Phil immediately killed another villager lmao

Tubbo and Ranboo are also farming mobheads rn apparently?

rip tubbo fell

“president dead pog”

techno is just 100% ready to bodyslam any baby zombie coming near phil huh

rain stopped! fundy tubbo and ranboo got 7 heads, but they had channeling on a trident

thunder but no rain? SKELETON HORSE TRAP POG

Next step is making a honey farm, which techno wants to let phil do

and phil can do it, but it’s a pain to do so rip

two of the most terrifying minecraft players and they’re following a bee who can’t seem to find his hive lmao

ORPHAN BEE

techno went back to get leads and phil got the bees together with flowers

techno now has an enderman roommate (and it’s not ranboo)

edward the enderman!

techno is making a channel member shrine?

(i can’t see it bc philza pov, so it’s literally just hearing techno get overwhelmed by channel memberships)

“HOW DOES THIS WORK SO WELL” (it’s actually working????)

and phil has now returned to the house just with the bees using flowers so the leads weren’t even necessary lmao

BABY BEE

we’re really watching bees pollinate huh

Techno got the beelocation achievement so now his plan has been broadcasted to the entire server again lmao

“wow phil you are also farming bees?” - techno, in chat, attempting to make it less obvious that he and phil are moving bees together

lmao techno is gonna call youtube gaming out for linking the pov of the guy streaming on twitch instead of the person who actually streams on yt

“what is it with you and killing everything immediately?” - literally techno to phil when he immediately starting murdering the squid in the little pond where they’re making the farm

“a little lava is good for turtles” “keeps the warm” “keeps them on their toes”

“phil, i’m getting concerned about your violent tendencies, and when i’m saying that, you know it’s a problem”

Phil is attempting to explain “KILLZA” to techno but techno won’t let another chat/voices in heads be canon

this water thing is actually a naturally spawning ink farm lmao

phil is just,,, towering up?

he’s gonna build a roof up in the sky to prevent ice from spawning in the water

chat was concerned but is now just spamming “DO A FLIP” lmao

also “FLIPZA”

techno is pretending he isn’t looking up the exact same video he used for smp earth lmao

TECHNO JUST STEPPED ONTO AN EGG RIP

(dw they have spares)

meanwhile phil is spawnproofing a now sanded lava pool and chat is telling him to eat the sand

also techno is getting lmao’ed by hist chat

(do y’all actually like him or do you just watch his streams to see him mess up and suffer)

also techno just learned that zombies crush turtle eggs rip

(three eggs left)

phil also just almost jumped onto an egg oop

“mmmmmmm technoblade intelligent, mmmmmmmmm”

chat tried to tell techno tommy was at his base

(tommy isn’t even logged in)

lmao Phil pretended to hear techno’s “memory” but looked up the wrong video

also every time tubbo dies, techno goes “TUBBO IS GONE” and singing the crab rave song lmao

so now it’s just waiting until the turtles spawn

and making the bee farm rip

techno in chat: “all of these deaths are canon” tubbo: “NO” ranboo: “YES”

phil is gonna “acces his memories” for the bee farm now lol

techno is genuinely losing his voice from screaming whenever phil comes near a baby zombie lmaooo

MOMZA IS HERE WITH MUMGUN BC PHIL WONT REDEEM HIS HYDRO CHECK

thanks momza

oh god Techno broke his glasses this morning? so they’re ducktaped together now lmao

the past ten minutes have just been one big rant on how unnecessarily complicated bees are

a turtle hatched!

“CHANNEL MEMBERSSS my turtle eggs are not too cold. CHANNEL MEMBER BELL”

momza is asking why phil doesn’t have a prime bell lmao

(i still find it really freaking funny that, for all that techno made fun of prime church, the channel member bell is actually working really well)

techno couldn’t found the one turtle bc it was completely covered in the single layer of snow

there’s another thunderstorm but this one they’re just ignoring for the sake of the bees and the turtles

“starting to think these guys aren’t the treath i talked them up to be, phil”

phil is making like, an industrial level battery farm for the honey but techno just wanted bare basics (for the aesthetic) lmaoo

techno is instigating stuff between lazar and tubbo about the stolen axe now

Phil tried to fix the bee farm near the center of the server but he can’t remember how to fix the hoppers rip

LMAO TECHNO NAMED THE TURTLE TOBY

(100% he does not know that that’s tubbo’s actual name lmao)

“mmmmmmm wall” - toby the turtle, trying to bash his head into a wall

(it’s actually turtle tubbo!)

UHOH TUBBO RAID

also techno is stopping his live so sorta unofficial techno raid?

oh no tubbo lost the tommy compass

double raid 75k+ viewers for a bit pog

“imagine doing a boring repetitive task on stream. unlike you, i was watching turtles hatch” - techno to tubbo about what they did on stream

(honestly tubbo and phil interactions are so wholesome)

ocean momument stream pog?

PHIL IS CLOSE TO 1MIL FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH POG

MILZA

tubbo left so time to get back to the bee struggles

uhoh phil isn’t going to the beach party bc he wasn’t invited

channel membership bell kinda worked?

also he’s almost let the bees out like three times now rip

uhoh fundy and ranboo have left the game and dream just logged on

he put us in emote only mode for 5 secs and sneeg immediately used it to bully us ):

SNOOP DOGG TIME

420 SUBS POG

SUB ONLY MODE FINALLY

stop spamming about tommy you pepegas

now it’s just all philzalove <3

i like sub only mode, it’s like we’re just vibing hardcore style, but on the dream smp

“tommy is all alone, chat. He’s all alone, with a green man, on a beach. Anyway, bees!”

apparently people are worried when phil talks about putting people on the list?

but it’s just the gapple gang list for when he’s back in hardcore and can eat the gapples for them!

one of the bees got stuck in the house and now he’s being stupid and won’t get inside the farm

pog it finally worked!

time to melt an entire desert down into glass bottles for the farm

(and then it’s finally finished!)

uh oh techno did not finish the turtle farm

Phil put torches in so at least zombies won’t spawn inside and probs wont get inside

the rest techno gets to fix, until phil has enough at least and does it himself

phil found out techno already has 36 honey blocks

... and slime blocks

that is a flying machine techno is going to make

(although what type it is going to be, we won’t know yet)

chat was confused at first but is now spamming “TECHNOPLANE”

time for airstrikes from the antarctic empire to return pog?

“sand go brrrr”

ohh techno logged on again!

he just jumpscared phil lmao

yeah he just went into the house then logged out again (always make sure you logged out in a safe place!)

ranboo asked if phil found an ice spike biome yet

phil accidentally didn’t reply in a whisper lmao

(yes he’s found several)

(i’m like fairly sure he’s got a base in them)

Phil started a raid uh oh

go iron golem!

Momza came by to get her nerf bullets back bad timing lol

ranboo just whispered asking about a certain building if that’s phil’s???

ranboo found one of phil’s secret bases lmaooooooo

by accident as well lol

thunder again! time to go creeper hunting again

bc the bee farm is done!

LMAO PHIL JUST ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY WENT TO TOMMYS BEACH LOOKING FOR THE ORIGIN OF THE THUNDER

“ohhh he’s so tiny!!! you can fuck off though. ohhhhhhh so cute!”

momza made bee balloons!!! they’re adorable oh my

she also threatened to shoot them though lmao

time to make the bee farm pretty!

he’s gonna make it to match the house

tommy raided hello 200k+ people

it’s so funny tommy just has to host bc he has too many viewers to raid

oh wow he had to put it in sub only?

also phil just immediately rubbed in the pain from you guys huh

lmaoooo it’s bc he mentioned kpop??? idiot gremlin child lmaooo

*rubs hands* “B e e s”

tommy’s in vc now! no rp though thank god

they talked about the difference between youtube chat and twitch chat

and immediately phil’s chat, still in sub only mode, starts to spam “e” lmao

lazar came by to compliment tommy on his viewers!

LANUSKY TOP 3 FEMALE TWITCH STREAMERS POG

“the tublings, the tubsters, all they know is stream and viewers”

reminder though, both tubbo and tommy and all of them started at 0 viewer streams

speedrun tommy’s career pog

lazar and tommy were talking and phil just,,, has an enderman standing right behind him lmao

nintendo really is messing up huh, cancelling a tournament, having another tournament being boycotted, copyrighting all of their music so suddenly

tommy is quitting if they get rid of able sisters lmao

they can take his money but not his video’s

tubs and toms are going to okay pubg now!

chat is selling out for phil again now lol

(if you do have a twitch prime laying around tho...)

Bee farmed is now covered up nicely, and Phil is mixing in some dark oak with the spruce to match the house!

WE HIT THE SUB GOAL AGAIN POG

onthe road to 10k toe pics POG

momza came by to shoot him again lol

A SECOND BLEND W POG

SNOOP DOG THE SECOND LETS GO

840 SUBS THIS STREAM POGGGG

dadza is telling boomer stories oof

also techno coming to his rescue when there’s a baby zombie is a meme now lmao

now for the bee farm it’s really just replacing bits and pieces until it’s finally fully finished lol

phil looks at the smp as if it’s a hardcore world, and can just be snapped out of existence at any moment

fundy has am interesting analogy about it being like a cast, after you’ve broken a bone? and everyone writes and draws on it, and then when you’re ready, it gets ripped off

(i really like that actually)

lol it’s unclear whether chat prefers a checkered pattern or all one kind of wooden stairs, so phil went “no poll, it’s gonna the brexit all over again”

lmao a creeper snuck up on phil bc he had mobs sounds off and he would’ve rage quit if he’d blown up the bee farm

which, fair

also phil is running out of space on his paper for gapple gang

“this is so much effort for something that techno is only gonna use like, three or four times”

also it’s 100% gonnaget blown up, either by creepers bc this place is a minefield, or by someone on the server

PHIL SHOT CARL TRYING TO SHOOT A SPIDER

carl is fine now dw! he’s full health again

phil would’ve just stopped steaming if he killed carl lmao

time to raid sneeg!

GARBAGE DAY

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