This is related to absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing whatsoever.
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drawing other people's dnd characters based on the image i made of them in my head and NOTHING ELSE because i'm evil
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all the elder emos on the fob subreddit crying about how smfs sounds “more like soul punk” than lftos led them to believe and how all they wanted was for fob to completely return to a heavier rock sound even after the band stated smfs isn’t a mid-2000s rock throwback album multiple times shut the fuck up forever challenge (impossible). go jerk off to futct and weep over a band that doesn’t care for nostalgia. trust when i say i hope your orgasm is ruined 🖤🫧
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me attempting to convince my friends that the bite of ‘83 probably injured the crying child’s neck and not the top of his head based on the positioning we saw during the night 5 cutscene
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does tiktok think i hate sonadow? because they have been giving me so many damned tiktoks from folks who hate it
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so i saw a post about senpaiger and i wanted to do a fancast with power rangers! so this includes both my canon adaptations and some fan made ones i havent done yet, as well as the original series!
Already Casted Rangers
Andrew Grey as Troy Burrows/Super Megaforce Red
Rorrie D Travis as Devon Daniels/Beast Morphers Red
Brendan Mejia as Tyler Navarro/Dino Charge Red
William Shewfert as Brody Romero/Ninja Steel Red
Russell Curry as Zayto/Dino Fury Red/Cosmic Fury White
My Rangers
Lana Condor as Poppy Phillips/Express Red Ranger
Xolo Mariduena as Maddox Clemente/Digi Red Ranger
Aubrey Joseph as Jacob Lupin/Red Shadow Ranger
Jonathan Daviss as Daveed Williams/Vega Red I
Aramis Knight as Henri Dupont/Cosmic Force Red (idk if im doing kyuranger so i used the red ranger from my battle strike team space deleter adapation lol)
Lance Lim as Mitchell Park/Turbo Prism Red Ranger (couldnt find a gif :( )
Michael Cimino as Austin Cardenas/White Legendary Warrior
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roscoe’s daddy | lewis hamilton x fem! reader
summary; in which famous veterinarian, y/n, gets a world famous patient ( and his father is pretty cute himself )
fc; various girls on pinterest
warnings; ?
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03
note; requested !i shall write as many lewis smaus as my heart desires bc there’s a huge lack of em here 😭 and there was lowk a lack of poc vet pics on pinterest sorry bookie 😣
masterlist !
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liked by roscoelovescoco, lewishamilton, and others !
yourusername: busy day in the office but look who came in for a checkup? 💗
tagged; roscoelovescoco
roscoelovescoco: feeling’s all’s better now’s !
username: i love when grown men pretend to be their dogs on instagram
username: y’all think lewis would use roscoe’s instagram account to rizz y/n up?
username: ROSCOEEEEEE?????
username: what an icon
username: roscoe😭💗💓💞
lewishamilton: y/n is a lovely doctor and made roscoe feel at ease! i really recommend her if you’re wondering about taking your pets to her :)
yourusername: awh lewis🥹🥹 you’re too kind 💗
username: lewrizz
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liked by roscoelovescoco, yourbestfriend, and others !
yourusername: mini photo dump of this past week + seeing a very special guest ( and his father ) again because someone got into a bag of chocolate ! 😁
tagged; roscoelovescoco, lewishamilton
roscoelovescoco: you’s the best’s 🐶💓 liked by yourusername !
username: i bet lewis made roscoe eat chocolate so he could see y/n again
username: what are yall on
yourbestfriend: i know you resisted the urge to call him roscoe’s daddy 🙈🙈
yourusername: I CANT STAND YOU😭😭😭
username: LMAOO NOT Y/B/F EXPOSING Y/N
username: no ur so real bc lewis IS daddy idk
lewishamilton: oh🤨
yourusername: lewishamilton look away now
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liked by lewishamilton, yourbestfriend, and others !
yourusername: guess i get to see my patient and his daddy all the time now, but hey! i’m definitely not complaining
tagged; lewishamilton, roscoelovescoco
lewishamilton: 😁😁😁
lewishamilton: guess i don’t have to make up excuses for roscoe to see you🤔
yourusername: knew there was a reason why you came to me saying roscoe ‘ate chocolate’ when he was magically healed otw from your house to my clinic🤔🤔
username: TOLD YALL HE WAS USING ROSCOE TO GET Y/N😭😭
username: LMAOOOO LEWIS IS SO😭😭
yourbestfriend: he’s a good man, y/n, a very good man
yourbestfriend: with money and a cute dog get that bag queen
yourusername: ??!-@;@2&:
username: no bc she’s so real, get that g wagon queen
username: lewis gonna end up w a house full of pets LMAO
username: WAIT WHATTT
username: roscoe ultimate wingman 🫡🫡🫡
username: imagine going to work only to see ur future bf there OOOU i should be a vet 😫
username: not only her future bf BUT LEWIS HAMILTON??
username: wait im living for this
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hi no judging but whats up with the cock posting
genuinely losing my MIND over this what do you mean??????? 😭
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Just some brainrot because we love Cove. (Also, your fics are soooo good. Thanks for sharing it with us. I mean omega! and rockstar!cove :o )
So, we have Step 3 Cove in hand some time after Patreon's nsfw moment. MC is obssessed with giving him head, of course. He's so cute when you do...what can I say ? I'm a simple human. So yes they do it often, like casually saying : "Cove, I'm hungry." while you two are casually hanging out. At first he doesn't understand but the look in your eyes convey your message to him.
Most of the time, you'll be totally satisfied with just leaving him all red, dishevelled and flustered. Just having him putty in your hand makes your day. But at some point, when you ask Cove to come to your house (without kinky ideas in mind for once) he asks you if your just horny. While it makes sense, I like imagining that MC decides to not get him off anymore. Obviously until he begs, all red and pent up, for a release.
In the meantime, MC just spent their time teasing him. Light touches, flirty remarks and maybe getting him all worked up while making out only to purposefully stop. The poor guy, will clearly snap if show up at his door, anklet on.
This was a bit long and I'm sorry if there's any mistake as english isn't my first language.
I LOVE YOU ANON IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE ROCKSTAR!COVE TOO HEHE 🙈🙈🙈(omega!cove too, im having sm thoughts abt him lately...)
also dw your english is perfect n i feel like you took an exert outta my head LMAO
tags : NSFW, hc's, gn reader, multiple choice dialogue, this just a really big ramble bc i've been a zombie thinking abt this shit n now we're here...., mmm overstim, oral (cove/reader receiving), reader's a TEASE, mind break honestly, ooc but idc 🏌️
he's confused when you first make subtle hints/advances, but i think realization hits him like a truck a millisecond later
for the longest you two wouldn't be able to keep your hands off each other
late at night sneaking into the others room so you can suck cove off, trying to keep all the slurping and gagging noises to a minimum
cove's moans are another struggle, but i say climb on top of him and let him eat you out / suck you off while you suck him off too
ohh his head would SPIN with that
he almost woke up your mom's last week because he moaned a little too loud when he finished
so now you're on top of him, your lovely ass and sex in his face
ahhh he'd be so fucking cute. teary eyed and whining into and drooling all over your cunt / cock, pulling you down onto his face so he can get more of you
also i loveee the thought of sucking him off in his car
realistically, i don't think step 3 cove could even handle the thought, he'd probably faint and hit his head n die LMAO
but arghh it'd be so hot
you went on a nice date, and now you're sitting in the parking lot of a beach far from home late at night, and tonight was so much fun.
shopping, movies, you even got some nice food from a hole in the wall restaurant
and now you're finally alone, no one around to see your boyfriend throw his head back, claw at the steering wheel and moan and babble and try not to thrust up into your mouth because he doesn't wanna hurt you
he's so whiny, and so loud
you've been sneaking around for awhile now, you can't blame him for wanting to be vocal because fuck your hot, wet mouth around his cock is so hot
and definitely doesn't help he's probably overstimulated, his cock so sensitive because you've been touching n sucking him off so much
let alone when he's rubbing one out in the shower before a date/event or in the middle of the night because he had a wet dream about you<333
mmm idk about yall, but i would break him <333
of course he doesn't interpret every touch or invite as sexual, but i also you've ruined him so you can't blame him, its your fault 🤭🤭
so now whenever you rub and squeeze his thigh, or give him a hot kiss, or say something like "cove, i wanna leave now... " or "come over, i miss you <3"
or send him a spicy text, "i had a dirty dream about you, can i come over, please?"
z
also omfg i would be so satisfied with just teasing him too…
i love it so much. it’s the best actually
mm i like having long nails, i’m always thinking about getting a new set/doing your nails all pretty and you’re showing them off to cove then you tell him “i wanna see how they look around your dick”
he’d love that omfg
imagine dragging your nails over his chest, teasing his sensitive nipples before you move down, pulling out his dick and giving languished strokes while you kiss him breathless, only moving onto leaving love bites all over his neck n chest once he’s a drooling, blushing mess <33
i think he’s gotten used to your late night/midday booty calls too
so when you invite him over, he can’t help but anticipate sex
but instead you’ve set up some snacks and a movie you’ve been waiting to come out set up on the TV and now cove looks like a fool with a half hard dick and with how fast he rushed over here
when you ask what’s wrong he’s mumbling, stuttering out how he thought you had ulterior motives for inviting him over…
so now it’s his fault because now he’s set up on your couch with him on your lap, teasing him about how he’s too horny to even imagine his s/o would want a normal date, no ulterior motives whatsoever
how he probably can’t even hold your hand without thinking about how you jerked him off in the bathroom of his workplace
and you’re so fucking right
because some days he can’t even kiss you without remembering his taste on your lips, can’t forget how your legs were trembling on either side of his head and now you’re having lunch with your families
how you’re sharing ice cream and jokes with your friends like you didn’t pull him aside before you left and got him off, begging him to cum, that you need to taste him to get by
omfg i also love the reverse/the consequence of breaking cove this way
because either way, he’s obsessed with you too
needs to taste you, have you… he’s just dying every day to have you under his hands, on his tongue..
and i can’t decide which i love more.. teasing cove bc he needs to have you, or teasing cove bc he gets so wound up from you needing him often
bc both is so delicious, and both of them scratch my brain so much
cove eagerly eating you out / sucking you off at the beach, he can’t even focus on teaching you surfing/surfing with you or building sandcastles, etc. because all he can think about is you n having his mouth on you…
you’ll show him a new outfit or sit in his lap or cuddle up next to him, etc. and now he’s thinking about ruining you in those clothes or sinking onto his knees giving you head while you lay back on the couch, still focused on your show
i love how in the ORCA dinner moment cove gets tense when you touch his thigh
i think he’d definitely be obsessed with you teasing him, working him up, dirty talking him especially
oh fuck i almost forgot. in the first patreon nsfw moment, he loves when you pull away before he finishes and you “don’t want it to end”
so technically this is canon <3333
so he’d definitely love is you pulled up to your date one day, anklet on and looking so lovely
n you’re touching his thigh, telling him how good he looks, kissing him suddenly and then pulling him into a deeper kiss when he gets it together
at some point you end up in his car, too busy swapping spit and slipping your hands where you can to get a feel of each other under those clothes, to even make it home
of course eventually you do, but even then your teasing doesn’t stop
ohhh sitting in his lap, rolling your hips into his, kissing him breathless until he’s babbling
you try to pull away, partially to tease cove but also because its late and his dad will be back any time now
but he convinces you to just get each other off, that you’ll have enough time so please?
and while you’re jerking cove off, you hear cliff’s car pull up and cove has not been quiet whatsoever, you couldn’t possibly risk it
but he’s so desperate, he’s so close to finishing, you can’t stop now!!
on the verge of tears prbly, all blushy and hot and a total mess
babbling about how he’ll be quiet so please make him cum, he’ll be good so please.
he’s such a doll, and he does keep his promise, even if it means shoving your undies in his mouth or muffling him some other way, like with your hands, lips, or sex
or you can let him bite/hide his face in the pillow, messing up his bed from all his squirming…
fuck this turned into such a big ramble tysm for sending this, im sorry i used this as a chance to unleash my apocalypse of horny brainworms LOL
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HI SO TODAY WE R GONNA ANALYSE EVERY OFFICIAL SATOGOU POSTER (ok i couldnt get my hands on them all but)🥰
heres the thing no one asked for
there's hearts. 💯❤
honestly pretty chill but THERES HEARTS-
ok so theres not much else going on here but this is rlly cute of a poster lmao of the boys all cosy and cute <33 and ash drinking this cool soda lol
pikachu looks so cute omggggg
(@skyecrystal pointed out this was released on valentines day hehe) 😏
MORE HEARTS MWAHAHAHHAHAHA ok but like all their pokemon are clearly routing for them (esp lucario look at him)
ALSO random but i love how it's gohs pokemon looking directy at the present in gohs hand lol like theyre just waiting for him to fess up....AND GOH DEFO GAVE THAT PRESENT TO ASH AFTER THE SHOOT 💖😊😊
ehhhhh 4 gays 1 picture, keep scrollinggg....
(theyre all literally like 2 inches apart bahhaa)
OK BUT IM SORRY HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH WHY THE WEDDING SUITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤨
love how ash is just totally sweetly oblivious and just smiling...
...gary is just acting chill and cool as always...
and goh is....just blushing and is internally screaming we can tell ok
I LOVE THIS ONE SMM LOL LOOK AT MR MIME HE KNOWS BAHAHAHAHHA 😏😏
and goh l i t e r a l l y getting distracted by ash- look at him !! 💖🤨 so distracted in fact that the ICING IS COMING OUT THE PIPING BAGGGGGG UGHGHGHHGH
and then chloe just being adorable ofc awh lmao
ah then we have to appreciate sobble and pikachu looking down at their trainers like 'we know what you guys are' 🥰
iLOVEEEE this one but the ones to come knock it off the bar holy heck 😤-
they literally couldnt be any close in this BAHAHHAHA AWWHHH teyre so cute <33 and ash's arm around him 🥺 I love how are just squashed up together while iris has the spotlight but they happy ^^
wait but we have to appreciate iris tho- LOOK AT HERRRRRR 💜💜
so uhhh...
still speaking of iris, she's so cute feeding pikachu right omg <33 💜🥺
andddddddd as much as i love and adore iris i couldn't help but notice something elseeee....it's not even that obvious idk if yall saw but
ash is feeding him.
he is literally feeding him-
ANDGOHISBLUSHING
LIKE
wow
also love goh's red socks theyre slayin
BUT ANYWAY gosh i love iris OBVS but everyone was like aww iris and pikachu cute aww-
LIKE HELLO?? have you seen this over here omg. the little cherry blossoms falling on them too (i cant help but notice some are shaped like hearts but they normally are anyway 🥰)
so yeah this one was defo anipoke being bold but uh
yall know which one is last 🙂🙂🙂
....
so i was like wow that is some REALLY good fanart dam-
BUT THEN
NO WAY THIS IS ACC REAL??????????????? NO IT RLLY IS OMG I LITERALLY CAN'T HOW IS THIS OFFICAL LMFAO look at them 😰
GOH IS FULL ON BLUSHING WITH ASH BEING PAINFULLY OBLIVIOUS AND WINKING????? AND THEN LOOK HOW FKN CLOSE THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰🥰 his cap is all squahed upwards bc of how close they are LMAO and ash is casually feeding himm...
again.
c'mon you can't tell me this isn't hinting at SOMETHING HERE 🙂🙂 WHOEVER IS DRAWING THESE OFFICIAL ARTS THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART <33
no like seriously combined with the gay shit from pokemon journeys they HAVE TO BE CANON LOL 🤩
THIS WAS SO FUN 😍 considering to tag this as satogou week 2023....which wasn't even my intention anyway but...HEY LETS DO IT!
#satogouweek2023 <3
(me considering if anyone is acc gonna read all of this 😀😀 )
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'would you still love me if i was a worm?' - osomatsu edition!
scenario: you were scrolling through your phone and came across the trend and thought it would be a good idea to ask your matsu boyfriend to see what he says
a/n: i have no idea what compelled me to write this and there really is no backstory on WHY i decided to write this. i thought it would be cute but idk now LMAO.
tag(s): crack, fluff (i guess?), confused as hell boys
osomatsu
osomatsu: *a little confused by your question* am i….supposed to say yes?
you: *starts pouting*
osomatsu: hey hey hey! don’t get upset, i’m just a little confused by your question baby, that’s all. but i….guess? i mean can i still…kiss you and all that? if i can do what we do now, then absolutely.
karamatsu
karamatsu: yes of course!~ i would love you no matter what you are~!
- and then he proceeded to shower you in his affections and tell you dramatically that he would love you in all shapes, sizes, forms, etc. -
choromatsu
- choromatsu is also confused by this question so he kinda just stares at you for a minute, what the hell was he supposed to say? -
choromatsu: uh…..i mean….not really. no. sorry.
- you start to get a little pouty -
you: so you wouldn’t date me?
- there’s a slight lilt in your voice and he immediately starts to panic -
choromatsu: NO NO NO! I MEAN LIKE- I DON’T-
- yup. and he panicked for a good 5 minutes while you laughed at him -
ichimatsu
ichimatsu: i mean…yeah. it’s YOU. so i don’t really care. as long as you’re still here..wait...am i aware that you're a worm? would you be accidentally stepped on by my brothers? will you be eaten by one of my cats-.
yup and this went on for awhile, while you tried to calm him down
jyushimatsu
- he is also one to be confused but he still answered your question anyway -
jyushimatsu: yes! i would carry you around and hold you and love you and-
you: okay okay! i get it. i love you too jyushi
- he then lets out a laugh and picks you up to swing you around -
todomatsu
- he knows of this trend but when he genuinely thinks about it….-
todomatsu: um…no.
you: oh.
todomatsu: but…then again, would YOU still date me if i was a worm?
you: of course i would. you would make the cutest worm!
- and then the both of you had a full blown conversation on how yall would look if you were worms. everyone was confused.
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╰┈─✩ ˚ ‧ random thoughts : 2 ‧ ˚
✧˖° synopsis : more random hc’s cause why not (the manga is crushing my soul)
✧˖° cast and crew : yuta okkotsu, maki zenin
.ᐟ content warnings : cursing (cause when am i not)
⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ authors note : idk yall i just wanted to post 😭 i got at least 3 more ideas i wanna do.
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yuta <3
- really good at math for absolutely no reason at all, mental math specifically cause istg this man is like a fucking calculator
- was a nightcore kid (BADDDDDDDLYYY)
- used to be a really big harry potter fan for a while
- loves musicals. like, LOVES musicals
- will say a lot of stuff ironically to the point where it actually becomes unironic and it annoys everybody to hell and back. but he genuinely cannot stop 😭
- vocal stims with the most annoying tiktok audios
- loves carrots and hummus and doesn’t like celery
- he love’s halloween and always matches costumes with inumaki
- his biggest pet peeves are gum popping and squeaky noises. like he will genuinely get so pissed off if he hears either of those things
- is really good at board games & card games, like he’ll really whoop your ass in some uno tbh (which is why no one plays with him) and pls don’t let him get his hands on them draw 4’s or it’s absolutely over for everybody. (and it’s even worse if they’re playing train. like he loses friends afterwards)
*before each turn he’s like “😬 sorry guyssss” (he’s in fact, not sorry)
*also is unnecessarily good at monopoly, like he racks up all the properties so quickly and everyone always thinks he’s cheating
- has really bad eczema (mainly gets it on his neck and it’s reallyyyyyy bad in the winter)
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maki <3
- lactose (and still consumes dairy but like…at what cost girlie ☹️)
*also has horrible indigestion
- likes strawberries but hates strawberry flavored things. do NOT give her no strawberry flavored NOTHING or she will fight you
- is a sparkling water enjoyer (inumaki and panda clown her for this everyday and have been since they met her)
- doesn’t like bananas, she has a visceral HATRED for them i tell you. nobody knows why either but that’s just the way it is.
- COFFEE LOVERRRR (loads that shit up with creamer and sugar)
- loves doing crossword puzzles (and puzzles in general)
- really good at chess and ESPECIALLY checkers (she’s just really good at most games tbh, she doesn’t know how either)
- her glasses are always dirty LMAO (same girlie, same)
- really likes baseball, like really really likes it 😭
- adding onto the coffee one: she is an ice coffee FANN. everytime she’s mad one of the second years brings her an iced coffee and she’s completely ok again.
- she’s a dnd girlieeee !!! and she plays with yuta and inumaki when they all have time
- hates reading anything because she just doesn’t feel like it (and she’s impatient) so she gets yuta to read it for her 😭
- is one of those people where if you ask her to do something she’ll instantly say no but do it anyways 💀
- really good at mimicking people’s voices and copying signatures (like it’s actually terrifying)
⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ tags : @morosis-haze @jogeto @mypimpademia @zairene @planetlunaa @cosmiles @milesmolasses @chinieh @romiantic @stqrriichiigo
if you wish to be tagged in any future works, here’s my tag form to fill out <33
if you wish to submit a request, here’s my ask box :)
⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ closing notes : took wayyyyy longer than i needed to finish this ! (just the life of being an adhd girlie 😋‼️) but pt.2 to this will come out shortly
also notice how i cannot SHUT THE FUCKKK up about these two like they did NOT need to be this long, do i care though? not really !!
now i’m onto these fuck ass tags 🙄
anyhow, love y’all 🫶🏽
update as of posting : it did take me over a month to post this i won’t lie…mb 😭
- xoxo, yves <3
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Finally, on a personal note
sorry about the barrage of long text posts today. They feel sort of necessary. This one is more personal and maybe for followers, fic readers, and mutuals. Personal rant under the cut.
It’s no secret that I’ve had one foot out the door since, a few weeks ago, in a perfect storm of drama I kept getting backlash for criticizing Matty’s silence on palestine, having an issue (as many of us rightly did) with a certain persons lack of understanding of trigger warning tags, and having opinions that people don’t totally agree with.
a lot of shit makes me feel like I don’t really fit in here, some of it is age, maybe some has to do with personality (I do be metaphysically incapable of shutting the fuck up sometimes), my love of nuance (which the internet is severely allergic to), and just general unlikability as a person. Though being Palestinian is currently the most pressing and most painful reason. Still it’s not the only one.
I haven’t felt like this band or this fandom is for me in a long time. this is weird and confusing for me not only because it USED TO BE the only thing that had ever made me feel seen or understood. But also cuz some of you are my friends like irl now. Additionally, because being part of the fandom has been the impetus behind my doing other stuff that’s become personally meaningful as well. Like planning to travel certain places, starting to write fanfiction but also going back to non fanfic writing as well, and of course the podcast, etc.
I mean I’ve talked about this on here before. How I was actually supposed to be dead by now and it was the 1975 the made me stop planning a suicide lmao.
my personal life, my creative life, my social life are all messily mixed in with being on this silly little hellsite and this fandom.
so it’s kind of painful to realize that it has been naive of me to feel welcomed into this space or to feel so much agency and empowerment from the band and its fandom when tbh it’s not only not for me, certain parts of it, actively reject me. It’s like mourning the loss of someone you used to love (not to be dramatic or anything LMAO). Idk how to deal with any of it. The pain of this realization or the new reality. So idk what this means. I might be active on here or I may not be.
as of right now, I plan to finish: the three requests that yall sent it, the matty healy birthday party prompts, and see the end of SATVB.
after that…..who knows. We’ll see. Please forgive any upcoming changes in activity and/or levels of sentimentality in the following days lmao.
all my love and unconditional devotion always 🩷 H.
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freeze.
a/n: thanks for this fun tag game @zhongrin!!! I love freeze teams. My second freeze is Ayaka, Xingqiu, Sucrose, and Benny/Kuki/FlexChara... Can ya'll tell I'm uploading this now to cleanse the vileness and violence of the first three fics I wrote this year with some crack and wholesome (diona brings the crack fics) brainrots lmao. SORRY THIS IS SO LATE AHHAHA
Tagging: @leftdestiny-posts, @yostresswritinggirl & @tofuxiaociao, cuz, idk either lmao. anyone who thinks this is fun and decided to make one of these tag me too I wanna read it lololol, and uh, if anyone I tagged already made one can yall send me the link too cuz mixed-kester's was a fun read--
ayato's freeze: Kamisato Ayato, Chongyun, Kaedehara Kazuha, and Diona (+ Ansytea)
“When, I wonder, did you come under the illusion that you were winning?”
Kamisato Ayato ←→ Chongyun
“You remind me of my sister— not due to an aspect as unsubstantial as wielding cryo visions— it is because of your earnest drive to achieve results while remaining true to one’s self. As a noble, that is a trait I most admire”
“I… Thank you, Lord Kamisato!”
Whenever Kamisato Ayato is forced tasked to go along on Ansy’s expeditions, he looks forward to seeing Chongyun. He thinks of him as good person. Oftentimes, Ayato finds himself observing Chongyun’s practices. In times when there is not much to do but idle, the lord helps the exorcist memorize his lines.
“Save, save, save— think about it like this: who are you trying to save? Picture their image in your head and I assure you, you will never forget the last part of that mantra again.”
“Mind be purged, world be saved… If you were me, who would you be thinking of, Lord Kamisato?”
“*chuckles* Well, that much is obvious, is it not?”
“Hmm… You’re thinking about your family and clan, right?”
“Oh no, I was thinking about Ansy.”
“Really?”
“No.”
They both trust each other, even when most of their interactions are done in silence. Chongyun has undeniable respect for Ayato since they are both heirs to their clan, and in turn, Ayato sees another sibling and friend whenever he fights alongside him.
“As you said, you’ve placed your trust in me, Lord Kamisato! I must not disappoint you.”
“Very well then, I shall go along with this proposal. Let’s see to it that this expedition will go smoothly.”
“What on earth are you two doing…? Ayato, why is Chongyun sleeping on the table?” Ansy sighed, looking at the wiped-out exorcist. They pressed the back of their palm against his sweaty forehead, paling as they noticed how warm he was. “W-Wait… Did he forget his popsicles? Oh, shucks—”
Kamisato Ayato shrugged but didn’t dare break his gaze at the pot he was stirring before Ansy even entered the teapot.
“I’m not sure, I just had him taste the milk tea I made. I’m rather disappointed that he never got to tell me how it tasted. Perhaps he was too jaded after that expedition you sent him on.”
“Jaded…?”
Ansy grabbed the “milk tea” Ayato prepared.
… Oh no.
“Ayato?”
“Yes, Mx. Ansy?”
“What is this?”
“You’ve told me that Chongyun has an affinity for cold-tasting foods,” Ayato said, completely unaware of his crimes. “So, I prepared him a milk tea that tastes similar to minty meat rolls. I knew you like spicy food so I procured extras for you as well—”
A resounding facepalm echoed inside Ansy’s teapot, which made Lord Kamisato more hesitant to face them.
“My Lord.”
“… Yes?”
“Never cook for him again.”
“Understood.”
Kamisato Ayato ←→ Kaedehara Kazuha
They canonically know each other and Ayato cares a ton about his subordinate clan members. There’s not much to be added here
They’d likely go on expeditions together with Kazuha in charge of directing where to go.
There’s a silent trust between these two, and considering how much everyone depends on Kazuha when it comes to exploration, he's Ayato’s number 1 advisor.
“Do you think my sister will enjoy this souvenir?”
“Depends, does the himegimi like calligraphy brushes?”
“It is one of her greatest hobbies.”
“Then I don’t see why this you shouldn’t purchase it.”
If it weren’t for Kazuha, Ayato wouldn’t be triple-crowned, honestly.
He’s Ansy’s longest MVP, and the Yashiro Commissioner acknowledges that.
“How are we fairing, Kazuha?”
“There’s a pleasant breeze…” Kazuha hummed, his chin tilted upward as he immersed himself in the soothing air around him. “And—”
“And glorious sunshine?”
“… Yes,” Kazuha opened his eyes, abruptly taken aback by Ayato’s comment. “How did you know what I was about to say next?”
“I’ve heard my sister say something similar, once or twice,” The Yashiro commissioner replied nonchalantly. “Is it from a poem? I’m afraid I may not be as well-versed as my sister.”
That’s most likely a lie, but Kazuha didn’t question it.
“No, it is not.”
“Hmm, well then, I suppose you and Ayaka have something in common.”
“I wouldn’t dare compare myself to someone as great as the Shirasagi Himegimi.”
“I’m aware, that’s why I’m doing it for you. You have an interesting way of speaking, Kazuha. I hope your artistic talents continue to flourish, no matter how far from home you may be.”
Chongyun ←→ Kaedehara Kazuha
Probably the only person Ansy trusts with helping Chongyun calm his Yang energy down.
Unlike Diona who seems incredibly excited and Ayato who sounds melancholic when it snows, Kazuha's rather calm whenever it occurs.
Chongyun loves going to Dragonspine with Kazuha. All Kazuha needs to do is sleep ("undisturbed") while he meditates. His presence is enough.
Chongyun and Kazuha most definitely meditate together. They would talk about rocks and recommend which places feel nice to sit on.
"Is this the place?"
"Yes!" Chongyun gestured to the rock happily.
Wordlessly, both of them had trekked Guyun Stone Forest. Kazuha did not question where the exorcist was leading him, but the scent of the wind was familiar enough to inform him that this was near Beidou's ship, and that it was also...
"The place an arrow nearly hit me."
"Huh?"
"This was also the place where an arrow nearly hit me," Kazuha nodded solemnly, not seeing Chongyun's shocked expression behind him. "They thought simply because I was busy making a haiku, they'd have a shot at taking me down."
"O-Oh! I'm so sorry I didn't-"
"This is a wonderful spot, Chongyun," Kazuha smiled softly. "Let's both rest here."
"-know this was a bad location... Wait, what?"
Kamisato Ayato ←→ Diona
“I’m no stickler for doing things in a… certain way. Just be aware that whatever method you use, the important thing is that it delivers… acceptable results.”
“Oh, shush! These hilichurls will go down in just a few “pew pews!” Just wait, ya hound!”
“Being called a dog… Haha, how endearing.”
Unlike Chongyun, Diona and Ayato are unlikely to get along without a snark of condescension from either party. Ayato, unlike Diona, has never stated upfront that he finds her unpleasant to work with, but they make a fantastic team. Diona has saved him countless times, and it’s natural for him to feel indebted to her in some ways.
This is to say: Ayato plays the test subject by drinking her supposedly-garbage concoctions before feeling disappointed that it tastes “normal.”
“Wanna join me, Lord Kamisato? We have an event at Cat’s Tail this week.”
“It is for the best that I sit this one out. I’m a lot more fond of dogs than cats so I will only feel isolated should I—”
“It’s a TCG event~”
”I see. I was under the impression that this would be about felines and drinks. Please, do list down my name in this event.”
“Nyehe, saw this one coming.”
This is dogs vs cats. Although Ayato wouldn’t stoop low as to “fight” a child, it’s guaranteed that their TCG battles will make the room drop a few degrees.
“Aaaand +2 heal!”
“Marvelous. I have not thought of doing that play before…”
“Hehe, never underestimate a Kätzlein girl ever again!”
That pose, that phrase, that pride— yes, this certainly reminds Kamisato Ayato of someone.
She thinks just like Arataki Itto.
“Checkmate. That was a splendid match, Ms. Diona.”
“WHAT?! H-How… How did I—” Diona bit her lip. “Wait, hold on! I was just going easy on you, sit back down!!!”
He smirked behind his hand.
Ah, what an interesting kid… Perhaps it’ll be for the best if she didn’t know the full extent of his political prowess, just like Itto—
“Hey, hey! Why are ya’ll having fun without us?!”
Speak of the devil.
Ayato pulled out his chair. The two did not look impressed but for different reasons; Itto mentally branded him a traitor for not playing games with him whereas Ansy thought it was uncouth for their lord to just randomly leave the inn without prior notice. Ayato gave both Itto and Ansy a friendly wave before gazing at the astonished cat once more.
“Beat him and Ansy, and we shall have a rematch, Ms. Diona.”
“Hmph, wipe off that smirk from your face! Just you wait, ya hound!!!”
Word of advise? We do not talk about █a█ele██!Ayato here.
: )
Chongyun ←→ Diona
The children.
Think of the children. Think of the children, My Lord. Why are you bringing them to dangerous places— listen, just because you have a thing for child labor in the Shuumatsuban doesn’t mean you can do the same to my childr—
Chongyun and Diona are incredibly fast workers. Together, they inspire Ayato to act as a better role model (Diona's skill increases speed + Chongyun makes normal attacks faster).
Outside of exploration? They don’t know how to talk to each other.
Diona likely wants to befriend Chongyun, but unfortunately, the boy takes her rants to heart. He genuinely thinks Diona hates him.
She just doesn’t know how to show her appreciation for a kind brotherly figure.
“Kids, are you two alright?”
“Mx. Ansy!” Chongyun beamed. “You’ve returned— Diona and I took it upon ourselves to help you clean off the hilichurl camp near our tent.”
“Aww, that’s cute, you two!”
“No, it wasn’t cute!” Diona hissed. “He kept charging at enemies when he couldn’t even get his burst ready.”
“I-I just wanted to save you from the samachurl…”
“Hmph! Whatever! You should be happy I got this favonious warbow.”
“Well, Chongyun has a good weapon too, you know?”
“NO, HE DOESN’T!!! WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM A GIANT FISH?!—”
"Jealous?"
"Yes- NO!!! WHY IS CHONGYUN SWINGING A TUNA AROUND???-"
Kaedehara Kazuha ←→ Diona
… Based on Ansy’s experiences, Diona would often forget to shield Kazuha. Or, at least, the shield countdown runs out when it switches out to him cause Kazuha is honestly the only person that dies in this team—
It’s rare! Of course! But Kazuha has been somewhat unlucky each time.
Diona has no intention of hurting him since he’s one of the rare pirates who never get drunk (granted, that’s because Captain Beidou won’t let him)
The cat always feels sorry whenever Kazuha has to stand in her circle to get himself patched up.
It’s cute. Promise.
“Ooooh…” Diona whimpered, not knowing how to vocalize her apologies.
Kazuha chuckled, ruffling her hair with his bandaged hand, “it’s alright. Let’s head off with the others, Diona.”
“But…”
“I’m fine, see?” Kazuha raises his arm, relaxing his joints. “I can use my sword just fine, smooth sailing.”
“But if I did heal you perfectly, then why do you always have your hand bandaged?”
…
Kazuha frowned.
“That’s…”
His gaze lowered.
“It’s not your fault.”
“Then why—”
“And it’s not my fault either.”
Kazuha said. Diona’s no longer sure what he was talking about.
“He wanted to challenge the Shogun for the sake of change. These scars are not mere wounds but a symbol of what heroics he had done for our homeland.”
“I… I don’t get it.”
He ruffled her hair again.
“In short, vision marks are scars you should never apologize for. You’ll understand when you’re older.”
BONUS:
Ansy ←→ Kamisato Ayato + Diona
Will (mentally) perish if stuck with just Ayato and Diona alone. Once the two stop their banter, THEY’RE the ones getting bullied.
“Ansy, have you ever thought about, I dunno, combing your hair?”
“W-What? But I did comb it though…”
“Hmm, perhaps I should add skin and hair products as one of my employee benefits.”
“My lord?!”
Unfortunately, as one of Kamisato Ayato’s retainers, Ansy couldn’t make a sassy retort towards any of their teasings. Even if they have the “pass”, they’re not evil enough to challenge a commissioner and a child in a “debate.” Maybe next time… When they finally add Dainsleif to their party.
“Just you two wait… Once my husband comes home, I’ll disband this team!”
“W-Wait, c’mon Ansy, we were just kidding!!!”
“Do not put words into my mouth, I am quite serious about those employee benefits.”
“Shut up, Ayato!”
Ansy ←→ Kaedehara Kazuha
Kazuha and Ansy have been friends the longest since he’s their first 5-star who came home at around 60 pulls. He’s the most used character they have in domains based on Hoyo’s old web events. They both write and draw together to pass the time.
Ansy treats light-haired characters like family, even more so if they have reddish eyes (The chaotic team Lupical: C6 Razor, Itto, Kazuha, Cyno [and their responsible sister C3 Ningguang]). Kazuha is the only one in this team that they outright call their bestie/son/brother depending on their mood. Being comrades since 1.6, they would likely die for each other (platonic).
“Kazuha, you know that I would never replace you, right?”
“It’s okay, Ansy. You can substitute Yunjin in my place for the spiral abyss. I know you worked hard to complete her constellations. I would never be mad at you.”
“*sobs* I can’t… I’ll put you on Ayaka’s team instead…”
“*sigh* I knew you would never let me rest.”
Ansy ←→ Chongyun
DISASTROUS UNCLE/WINE AUNT MODE ACTIVATED. Ansy thinks of Chongyun as some sort of nephew or cousin to their beloved son Razor. Whenever Chongyun is hurt, they are quick to switch out Diona (so she can take damage lol) for the sake of shields and heals. They adore his wholesomeness and get overprotective when Chongyun is subjected to Xingqiu’s teasing and pranks. Shenhe and Ansy would work together to scare Xingqiu off whenever he goes too far, but Ansy never pulled for Shenhe so their interactions are limited…
They have a smile on their face every time Chongyun glides. He seems happy, so that also makes Ansy happy.
“Dear, what’s wrong?”
“Xingqiu spiked my drink with chilis in Wanmin restaurant again…”
“*cracks knuckles* Hoho, I see. What a fun practical joke indeed! Let me return the favor with even more pranks then!”
“W-Wait, Mx. Ansy, don’t—”
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