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causeimanartist · 1 year
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Bruce cannot escape their love and affection
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creepsandpasta · 1 month
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cristal ramirez, my entire personality is the band i'm in with my bitches. i have never once in my life sat the fuck down or shut the fuck up. this is your reminder to drink water and close your damn mouth, more healthy living tips @ wishiwasarock
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blacklegsanjiii · 3 months
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Okay okay youve awakend brain worms in me, hear me out:
Sanji escaping the dungeon a few weeks earlier causing him to be in the grandline instead of east blue and meeting none other than ✨Robin✨ maybe sanjis somehow being hunted by germa or smth so theyre both on the run and they make a pact to help each other (which is rocky at first cause they both have hella trust issues) but slowly opening up to each other more and more and being each others only trust person...
Idk!! Im reallt loving all your different sanji situations especially since i see him as a barbie character (he has so many jobs!! Lmao) and ive always loveedd his friendship with Robin since i imagine them both having a bit of a morbid humour
Fuck that's good. That's so fucking good ommmggggg.
17 year old Nico Robin picking up a starved and beaten 8 year old Sanji. Both of them flinching at touch no matter how kind or anything. After a year they're probably close and sharing beds/blankets/stuff like that. Doesn't mean it's not hard or anything. Sanji suffers from nightmares every night and is running on very little sleep most of the time. Robin doesn't know how to comfort him at first because sometimes when he wakes up it's straight into a panic attack.
Robin explains Ohara and the buster call, Sanji explains Germa and his issue with bugs from the mask. Robin pulls this impossibly tiny child to her and holds him as they both cry. This is the first time they really touch each other without flinching and such. If they're running from Cipher Pol or the marines or even Aokiji Robin makes sure to always hold the younger's hand. Makes sure to keep him with her at all times.
They spend a lot of time traveling and reading and Sanji gets better at cooking and feeding them and Robin only gets smarter. Sanji gets a bounty as well, guilty by association and the theft and everything else. He's got to have a name like Robin does but I don't know what.
Eventually they wind up in Alabasta working under Crocodile. Ms. All Sunday and Mr. Prince are excellent workers, highly skilled and still able to do what they love. I imagine Robin also taught Sanji to read the poneglyphs in case she dies. Sanji tells her about the All Blue. They have a pact with each other, if one dies the other will try to fulfill the other's dream. It's a lot of weight on their shoulders. Ohara and Germa, the government, the history they have.
When they ask to join the Strawhat crew Luffy lets them when he finds out Sanji can cook and Robin is an archeologist. They don't mesh well at first. Zoro trusts them on the Captain's word but he picks fight with Sanji because he doesn't use weapons and he and Robin are on edge.
When they run into Aokiji he looks at Sanji and Robin. Aokiji mentions off handedly that Sanji's bounty might be getting updated. They leave and Enies Lobby happens and Robin and Sanji are tense. They just are. It probably falls apart and Sanji says it should have been both of them at once because that way they wouldn't have hurt the crew twice, Robin agrees. Luffy yells at both of them for that, saying that they are apart of his crew and won't let them leave until they're dreams are accomplished.
Skipping ahead to WCI Robin goes with Luffy instead of Nami. Robin is dead set on bringing up what happened in Enies Lobby against Sanji because how dare there be a double standard. Even when she finds out they have Cipher Pol over them again. Then she finds out about the cuffs.
How dare Judge and Big Mom? How fucking dare they. Those are his hands, his greatest treasures and tools. Sanji explains that he wants to save his family and they do, Robin doesn't like it because she saw Sanji fresh out of the dungeon, a skeleton wrapped in paper skin covered in bruises and cuts. Robin will let Judge live but on the escape when Judge is saying that shit?
Robin pulls him close and traps him in her arms and threatens him. Devil Child Nico Robin is not one to be played with, especially when it comes to the only person she really truly trusts. So she makes it very clear that she is letting him live this time but if she sees him again? IF they even happen to be in the same town? He will be killed, it will be painful. Sanji is letting her because this is Robin's turn to be protective.
On the way to Wano they're sitting next to each other and Robin mentions that if she was allowed to she would have killed him then and there for how she found Sanji. Sanji nods and apologizes for the trouble and Robin frowns at him. Something akin to "Remember Enies Lobby?" where Sanji mutters that it still should have been both of them. Robin pulls him close and mutters that this should have been both of them too.
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banannabethchase · 10 months
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Hello!! It’s me again. Would you write (even) more for the Fragile Invincibility au? I’d accept anything but specifically love to read the first time hangman takes the baller club boys to watch a match!! Thank you so much for every fic ✨
Backyard Wrasslin' - also on AO3
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A "The Fragile Invincibility of Youth" story
Adam invites Matt, Kenny, and Nick to one of his wrestling shows. Mox is baffled.
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Note: Teenagers are referenced having sex. They are both 18, committed relationship, nothing onscreen, all fade to black YA type vibes.
I...maybe have gone overboard on this prompt fill. I hope you enjoy!.
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"You invited the Baller Club to a match?!" Mox asks. He's got his shirt off and belt undone. "And you decided to mention this right before we have sex?"
Adam, who's brain is decidedly not working right, nods. "Uh. Yeah?"
"They're gonna freak out," Mox says. "They're gonna think I'm actually trying to kill you."
"They won't - come back!" Adam grabs at Mox's belt loops. "I don't know why I brought it up. Take your pants off, I don't - come back."
Mox rolls his eyes. "Okay, yes, because I can't say no to you, but you'll explain yourself later."
"Explain myself la- what am I, your student?"
Mox grins at him. "I mean. We could play that."
"I'm going to kiss you so you shut up," Adam deadpans.
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They're making their way into the kitchen when Mox grabs Adam's arm and pushes him against the wall. "Wait a second."
"Again?!" Adam giggles. "My parents are going to be home in, like, five minutes."
"Your hair's all messed up," Mox says, fiddling with Adam's hair.
Adam slaps his fingers away. "I - let me fix it. Get off."
"Already did that!"
Adam laughs as he steps into the bathroom. He ties his hair back in a quick bun, adjusts his shirt, and steps back out. "So - "
"So you invited your ex and your annoying friends to our match tonight," Mox says. He doesn't look angry, at least, so Adam thinks that's a small win.
"I can tell them no if you don't want them there," Adam says. He drops onto the couch, pulling his backpack toward him with his foot. He briefly worries Mox won't join him, but then he's there, snuggled up next to Adam like a puppy. “Seriously.”
“No, I just want to make sure they know I’m not actually hurting you.” He looks up at Adam, frowning. “As much as I’m glad you’re all friends again, I’m still a little worried they’re looking for an excuse to kill me.”
“They won’t kill you,” Adam says, running his fingers through Mox’s hair. He’d grown it out over the winter, bringing back the soft locks Adam had originally fallen in love with. The blue was new, though. He and Willow match now. “And if they do, I’ll kill them back so I can use their blood to resurrect you.”
“I need you to stop watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” Mox laughs, but he curls into Adam’s lap and falls asleep while Adam completes his Chemistry homework.
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“Okay, I know I haven’t called you in, like, years, but I have no idea where to go, and I think I’m being followed by a white van, and I’m pretty sure I’m about to kill Nick and Kenny, so where the hell am I supposed to go?!”
Adam pulls the phone away from his face as Matt rants. “Um,” he says. “Are you – where are you?!”
“I don’t know!” Matt wails. “There’s a blue house with, like, pride flags everywhere?”
“Okay, you’re close!” Adam jogs past the ring and parking lot, then dashes out to the road. “Do you see me?” He waves his free hand. “I’m waving. Do you see me?”
Making what is probably a highly illegal u-turn in the middle of the road, a car that is highly familiar zooms toward him and slows only to turn into the dirt road. Matt, looking haggard and confused, is behind the wheel.
“When I tell you these two can’t even read an effing GPS, I’m not kidding.” Matt exhales, blowing his hair out of his eyes. “Where do I go next?”
“Follow me.”
Adam jogs as Matt follows him, and guides Matt into a parking space he’s pretty sure Matt won’t be able to back out of on his own. He waits a little awkwardly as Matt picks his way around the puddles of mud.
“This place is a mess,” he says, grabbing Adam’s arm as he leaps over a puddle.
Adam shrugs as Kenny and Nick, a little less delicately, make their way around the puddles and follow Adam toward the ring and chairs. “It’s a backyard wrestling group. Nothing’s particularly well made here.” He gestures to the seats he saved for the three of them. “Except for the matches. Those are pretty cool.”
Matt primly sits into a chair. “When do you go on?”
“Well, me and Mox have a match first,” Adam says, “but you’ll get to see some cool stuff, too. Eddie is in the main event, so he’ll be on last. He’s going up against the Bryan guy Mox wrestled a while back.”
“Are there any other matches?” Nick asks. He’s looking around eagerly, like he’s more comfortable here than he expected.
Adam nods. “I think three others? Willow’s going up against Ruby – they’re doing a feud because Ruby hit her with a chair a while back – and I think this kid Wheeler Yuta is going up against somebody. He’s a sophomore.”
Matt’s eyes widen. “He’s here? Really?”
Adam states at Matt. “Oh, god.”
“I –”
“I can’t believe you have a crush on him,” Nick chuckles.
“I don’t!” Matt says. Adam, Nick, and Kenny stare at him. Adam thinks it’ll be seconds to wait him out. “…I do. Don’t tell him.”
Adam grins. “I won’t.” He bumps Matt’s shoulder with his. “I gotta go get ready for my match, though, so I’ll see you later.” Adam looks at Kenny. At Nick. At Matt. “Um. Thanks for coming, guys. It means a lot.”
“Of course, Adam,” Kenny says. His smile is genuine when he looks at Adam, and it doesn’t ache like it used to. It’s nice. But nothing more. “Go out there and kill it.”
Adam smiles back. “I will.” He makes his way to the tent where the other wrestlers are getting ready. Ruby is doing Willow’s hair as Willow plays some song game on her phone. Eddie and Mox are trading headlocks in the corner. Wheeler Yuta is stretching on his own, though, so Adam walks over to him.
“Hey, dude,” he says, settling in the chair by Yuta’s bag. “How are you holding up?
“Good,” Yuta says, smile a little weak. “Nervous. Claudio’s huge. I’m pretty sure he’s going to kill me.”
“He won’t kill you,” Adam says, waving it off. “He’s good. And he’s safe.” Adam doesn’t mention the time he almost broke his arm last week after taking an elbow drop wrong, since that was more his fault. “You’ll do great.”
“That’s not how Eddie sees it,” Yuta says, chancing a glance over at Eddie, who is now sitting on Mox’s butt and poking him in the ribs to make him laugh. “He really hates Claudio.”
Adam knows Eddie’s disdain for Claudio, knows of the hatred, but doesn’t know why. He doesn’t feel like he’s ready to ask about it, though. “Eddie hates a lot of things,” he decides on. “Doesn’t make them bad.”
Yuta nods slowly. “Yeah.” They’re quiet for a moment, and Adam’s about to leave when Yuta says, “Um, actually, I have a question.” When he looks up, his cheeks are just this side of pink. “Mox told me you were, um, inviting the Jacksons?”
Adam hesitates. “Yeah?”
“Is, um,” Yuta folds himself into a weird shape. Adam assumes it’s a stretch, but he’s upside down and standing on his head, so he’s not sure. “Is Matt going to be here?”
“Oh, god.”
“No!” Yuta says, scrambling to his feet. “It’s – okay, don’t say anything.”
“I promise,” Adam deadpans, “if you go out there and wrestle like you’ve been, Matt will fall in love with you before you know it.”
Yuta lights up. “Really?”
Adam sighs. “Yes.”
He shoves Eddie off of Mox, getting a smack on the ass for his troubles and grinning about it. “Come on,” he says, dragging Mox to the back. “Let’s go over the match, one more time.”
They run the match, throwing each other around, and it ends with Mox pinning Adam. It doesn’t quite feel like Adam’s the one losing, though, with the way Mox’s legs straddle Adam’s hips and his arms loop around Adam’s legs. Mox called it a rollup. Adam asked him if it was secretly a new position Mox wanted to try.
“Oh, god, go be pervs somewhere else,” Ruby says, nudging Mox’s leg with her boot. “Tony wanted me to get you two idiots up so you can get to the stage.”
Mox swings his leg over, spins to his feet, and sticks out his arm. “C’mon, baby, let’s get out there so I can kick your ass.”
“You don’t have to be so annoying about it,” Adam giggles as he leaps to his feet. “I’ve won in other –”
“Nope!” Ruby yells. “Still in earshot! Shut up!”
They get behind the curtain ready for the ring, and Mox starts bouncing. Since Adam’s the newbie, he goes out first to his edit of Bronco, throwing the curtain open at the first, ‘Bronco, runnin’ wild,’ to cheers. He glances over to see Matt, Nick, and Kenny cheering like they’ve been here a million times, like they know exactly what to do. He’s excited to be the face in this match – it’s the first time he’s gotten a real character for himself. The jeans and old cowboy boots work almost too well.
“And coming in next,” comes the announcer’s voice, “Jon Moxley!”
Mox comes out to Wild Thing, a sneer on his face that almost makes Adam giggle. The boos are loud, almost deafening. Matt and Nick look bewildered, but Kenny leans over and says something to them and they boo as well.
The match goes by in a whirlwind, and Adam almost forgets at the end that he’s not supposed to kick out.
When the referee, one of Eddie’s friends from work, Aubrey, counts to three, Adam’s pretty sure he can hear Nick booing the loudest.
“Good job,” Mox says, beaming at Adam. “You killed it.”
“You too.” Adam has to remember to look disappointed as he rolls out of the ring. When he gets backstage, Eddie practically mauls him.
“You did fuckin’ great, baby!” he yells, clapping Adam on the shoulder.
Adam grins at him. “Thanks. It felt really good.”
Mox comes in after him and pretty much does maul Adam, sending him careening to the floor in a way reminiscent of the pin from earlier.
“Hi,” Adam says.
“Hi,” Mox says. “You did so good.” He leans down and kisses Adam hard and fast.
“Gross!” yells Ruby from somewhere in the back of the tent.
Mox helps the other wrestlers prepare while Adam sneaks out to watch the rest of the matches next to Matt.
“You did awesome!” Nick says. “That was so cool.”
Matt’s face is a little pinched. “Mox was kind of mean to you.”
“He’s supposed to be mean, Matt,” Kenny eyes, rolling his eyes. “He’s the heel. That’s the bad guy.” He glances over to Adam for confirmation. He nods. It’s kind of nice to be the one they check in with. “It’s all pretend, right?”
“It’s all pretend,” Adam confirms. “Well, except for the getting an arm across the chest. That kind of hurt.” He rubs at it, the ache blooming as he mentions it.
Matt turns into a googly eyed disaster when Yuta gets in the ring. He enters to American Idiot and Matt claps like a maniac.
“Nick,” Adam says, leaning behind Adam. “Do we need to sedate Matt or something?”
Nick laughs. “Nah, just let him be in love. He’s being super weird about Yuta.”
“Am not!” Matt snaps. “He’s so smart. He’s in tenth grade and he’s in my senior level Calculus class. It’s…” He trails off. “Oh. Oh and he’s got abs.” He pauses. “Maybe I do need to be sedated.”
Adam laughs as the music changed to Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? That entrance music is one among many reasons Eddie hates Claudio, but Adam thinks it’s hilarious.
The match is quick, as expected, as it’s Yuta’s first, but Yuta does great and sells like a champ.
Matt audibly gasps as Claudio hauls Yuta up in his signature swing, spinning Yuta until he taps out and collapses to the floor.
“Should I go check on him?” Matt asks, looking over at Adam. “He looks hurt.”
“He’s fine,” Adam says. “But I’m sure Yuta would be very pleased if you ran ringside and got all concerned about him.”
Matt nods and leaps out of his chair, running over to the ring. “Wheeler!” he calls. “Are you alright?”
Adam, Nick, and Kenny laughs at Yuta’s bewildered face. “Uh, yeah,” he says. He glances at Adam, who shrugs and grins.
“Go for it,” Adam mouths.
“I, uh, could use some help getting to the back,” Yuta says, doing his best to look miserable and hurt. It doesn’t quite work on the rest of the crowd, Adam thinks, but it sure as hell works on Matt.
“Of course!” Matt helps Yuta out of the ring and bats his eyelashes as they go back to the tent.
“I can’t believe Matt got a boyfriend at your wrestling thing,” Nick grumbles, folding his arms over his chest. “I have got to get out there.”
“You will, champ,” Adam says, clapping Nick on the shoulder. “You will.”
Matt and Yuta come back holding hands and chatting with stars in their eyes, and the rest of the show goes off without a hitch. Bryan and Eddie may literally be trying to kill each other during their match, but Eddie wins and it’s an overall success.
“We usually head to Willow’s house after matches,” Adam says as Mox comes up behind him and curls around him. “If you three wanted to come?”
“Yeah, sure!” Matt says. “Wheeler, do you need a ride?”
Wheeler looks shocked, as he’d ridden with Mox and Adam to the show. Adam stares at him, hoping Yuta gets the hint. “Uh. Sure! Sure, I could need a ride.”
“And Kenny and Nick, if you want to hop in my truck,” Adam says insistently.
Nick nods. “Yeah, I don’t want to be anywhere near whatever the two of them are doing.”
As Adam watches Matt smoothly pull out of the parking spot like it’s nothing, clearly chattering nonstop to Yuta, he takes the lead and drives the short distance to Willow’s house.
“Hey, Mox,” Nick says. “So, if you and I were in the ring, which of us would win?”
“Oh, I’d fuckin’ flatten you in seconds.”
“Would not!”
Adam laughs, and thinks that, maybe, he’s got it figured out. At least for now.
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Mini Playlist: Bronco - Orville Peck Wild Thing - The Troggs American Idiot - Green Day Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart
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windup-dragoon · 2 years
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YEEHAW 
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pulchramsolis · 1 year
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realm's delight OnlyDelights - modern!AU for @sunfyred did I name my AU after a hotd on.lyfan.s fic I did
It had been going on for weeks at this point. Or maybe it had been going on since they met at the wedding where his half-sister married her oldest brother, and they'd all ended up drenched in the fountain after a mud fight at the destination castle that was not suitable for the dozen children in attendence who were already begging for attention.
Not much had changed in the time since when it came to attention needing. Abrogail was perched on her motorcycle outside the corner coffee shop, idly flipping through her instagram feed with one hand, the other holding her expensive strawberry water (coffee gave her jitters). The bike was black and pink, her little blue sundress short enough that crossing her legs showed the dainty little ribbons that topped her sun and moon decorated stockings. The motorcycle boots added to the look. She glanced to the left to make sure the coffee order sitting on the seat was still there as she waited for him to show up, and she smiled to herself, blushing, as she saw the little 'like!' notification on her latest post.
She pressed the heart on moody picture of Aegon in the studio, laughing a little at all the thirsty comments beneath. Abrogail didn't need to comment. The little heart was simply enough.
What were they doing?
Making friends, for one, she figured. They had the same corner coffee stop, and it had become a routine that they just sort of fell into. Sometimes he bought her drink. Sometimes she bought his. She liked his instagram posts. He liked hers.
She stalked his onlyfans account, and he stalked hers, which had been confirmed when he'd produced a pair of stockings similar to the ones she'd worn in a previous video for his own... pleasure. That had been good to watch. She'd retaliated by using the latest single his band had put out for some mood music. Which had been last night. Riding the motorcycle might not have been the smartest idea after that newest adventure, but it was what it was.
When he came into view, she smiled at him, sex accounts and won't he/will he leaving her mind. For all the mess that he was, there was something deeply comforting to her about these coffee shop rendezvous. No expectations. No pressure. Just someone that she found she was genuinely starting to care for exchanging pleasantries and bitching about any manner of things and just... being together.
Better than her last relationship, but she wouldn't think about it around him. Aegon made her forget everything that ever hurt her.
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goldensunset · 8 months
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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captainsaltypear · 3 months
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
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sturgeonposting · 2 months
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Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?
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Which one?
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luwha · 8 months
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Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
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crustaceousfaggot · 1 month
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No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer
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moncuries · 4 months
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guess what i watched on new years (a redraw kind of)
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sealsdaily · 3 months
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Today's Seal Is: The Wrinkler
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krmljam · 2 months
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more bugs more drinking
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arsenicpanda · 6 months
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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)
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