#LOOK IM JUST THERE FOR MEGAN FOX OK

[gently-fading-grace]

i hate when he’s right

#myedit #machine gun kelly #bloody valentine #LOOK IM JUST THERE FOR MEGAN FOX OK #im gay i cant help it #but also his hair looks so good in that video so its a bisexual/pansexual dream

[arabella111]

hi arabella im sorry for this whole rant but im so pissed of at everything and i feel like ur the only one i can talk to.

i am on verge of crying every time that i look myself in the mirror or opening my camera.. literally i cant anymore with my looks everytime i see a pretty girl i want to cry and im sooo jealous and ik thats shitty of me and i dont want to be like that but its like i have become one of those girls that constantly look for validation for their looks.. the fact that other ppl have also experienced this ( the other anons ) made me feel a bit better abt me bc im literally the same.

when i was young but when i say young ppl would tell me how pretty i am, what a nice body i have, ppl would tell my mok to get me to model, strangers would say how pretty i am then suddenly all this stopped and i dont know what to do.. the fact that as u said to another anon that my assumptions changed thats why makes me feel better bc its not that i am actually ugly but sometimes when im wondering and i think that i wasnt all that when i was little and i might have gotten the compliments bc i was little which is worse bc that means i always have been ugly and i dont like that bc i want to have my own thing and beauty since i was born not go through a whole ass manifesting journey for get a few compliments yk? like rn i feel so average and nothing compared to some other pretty girls like i dont get ANY male attention like nothing and im not ever kver exadeginf and when i say something good abt myself or yk like do jokes atleast im hot and stuff my 'friends' are like 😬.. and if i like a guy im considered iut of his league.. and if i rlly am pretty which im def nkt all that like close to megan fox and all these beautiful women im just there and i get sooo disgusted looking at my pictures and im the mirror..

and what annoys me THE MOST is that i wasnt born already all that and thats what i want not just manifest it and i dont want to revise either and another problem is like i have a few good traits like small nose,clear skin but im still..that.. and ik i have to work on sc and shit but yeah..

and i dont feel guilty abt manifesting other things like intelligence which i always was considered by others dumb but i always thought that beauty was the only thing rhat i had and it proving me wrong is a bid deal to me.. and i dont want tk be called pretty just to feel better yk?.

and the same thing also goes for my body like i had rhis hourglass figure and now i have ir 'sometimes' and i have literally the flatest ass loll and yeah thats it ig im sorry for all this lol :/

it's ok baby, see all you need to do is change your assumptions about yourself that's it. it's okay if you don't believe those assumptions. just persist in them and know they are already yours. you might think it's hard, but trust me, it isn't. you don't have to work your ass off anyways. just call yourself pretty everyday. think of yourself as a goddess. you know your thoughts create your reality right? main reason why you have been living a shitty life is because you assumed so. so why not change your assumptions? what you want is already yours. acknowledge your power. you can change your life in seconds if you want to. all you need is belief in your power.

[curioscurio]

megan fox is a huge huge huge biphobe and also kind of a “gold star lesbian” purist or whatever the fuck that’s called. Basically she said she would never sleep with a woman who had been w a man because they’re “dirty” so. idk. not to be like “delete the post >:(“ bc it doesn’t matter THAT much n she’s right about olivia wilde I just wanted u to know that she’s also like. scummy

Ah man ok so I really dont want this to come off as rude or mean. I really apreciate you taking the time to let me know in a considerate way abt her and ive heard it somewhere before and forgot but.

Im literally going to forget about megan fox within 5 mins of rebloging that post as well as the fact that shes a """gold star lesbian""" and to be very honest with just a name i can not bring forth what her face looks like or anything about her beyond the fact that she is a celebrity.

All celebrities are shitty in their own way and to be honest the only thing I'll retain abt that post is something along the lines of "robert pattinson isnt that hot. i want to eat him."

all in all i dont really care about megan fox or her shitty fucking life philosophy.

#gild star lesbian #if you wanted to know if i agreed w ideals you really can just ask me that and i'll let you know that i dont #easy beasy

[reversecreek]

clicks onto the dash wearing kitten heels n coyly holding my bang....... hi. me again. it took me so long to select a gif to use on cricket’s intro n i settled on this one bc he looks so unsure abt his smile n it’s rly his essence <3 u can find his pinterest board here n his (work in progress) spotify playlist here. hmu to plot!!! 

* alex wolff, cis male + he/him | you know cricket donahue, right? they’re twenty-two, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, all of their life, on and off? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to should have known better by sufjan stevens like, a million times this year, which slipping on wet leaves to photograph a tree struck alight by lightning, delivering a tedtalk to your own reflection to hype yourself up to buy groceries, hiding your hands inside of your sleeves in case you grew an impromptu megan fox thumb overnight thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is october 1st, so they’re a libra, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( nai, 24, gmt, she/her )

HISTORY:

cricket ws born to a couple tht lived in lilac ridge. their trailer was tucked closest to the woods n always fell under the shade. it was like the leaves wanted to pretend they were a perpetual hanging cloud on the family n that was kind of fitting. their only reason fr having him in the first place was a kind of shrugged like........... we’re under the income bracket we’d get child benefits so why not! may as well try it to rake in some extra cash! needless to say they didn’t rly think it thru or anticipate all of the responsibilities tht came w children n wound up seeing him as an extremely large burden n boy didn’t he know it!

(child neglect & abuse tw) i’ll try to keep this part vague n brief but things were Not Good for cricket growing up. people in lilac ridge didn’t like his parents n it was for a gd reason. he remembers foggy things. being little n wandering around combing the grass with a stick to search for wrappers to suck on bc he was hungry. feeling uneasy when the front door opened. finding out his name was cricket bc the insects used to crawl into their trailer thru the vents n his parents liked to squish them into the carpet -- his mum told him as much once. i think this says a lot. to excessively trim the fat of the story he wound up entering the system at around 8 after his latest and most serious hospital visit. his parents hd to deal w the authorities n last he heard they bounced to evade charges.

(anxiety & violence & trauma tw) cricket sustained a few lifelong injuries from his time in lilac ridge. his knee didn’t heal right which meant he had (n still has to this day) a limp n he’s partially deaf in one ear. he’s always been an incredibly insecure n anxious person so this mde him rly self conscious going into a strange n new environment tht wld b difficult fr any kid to adjust to, nvm w these added worries. he jst felt like something weird to ogle at honestly. he probably wld have felt like that no matter where he was or what he looked like. he cld be in a huge hall of 200 people all wearing the same uniform n he’d still feel like the odd one out. needless to say this didn’t rly help him make friends

cricket’s coping mechanisms were romanticising the things tht other people found ugly or embarrassing or painfully ordinary. he liked it when the rain hit clunky drops against school windows n forbid everyone from playing outside bc he could feel the vibrations through the rubber soles of his shoes n it was a little bit like hearing all of the world at once fr just a moment. he liked medieval fantasy lore about stout gnomes w crumbs in their beards n cheeks red from ale. he liked fallen nests with the remnants of hatched eggs still dirty from the branches n soil they’d hit on the way down. he liked the way the sunlight leaked thru the leaves of the trees in the woods and how, when he sat very still, he could tune into the ringing that was always in his ear n pretend it was coming from the same place, that light thru the leaves, that the angels were trying to talk to him.

he spent a lot of time in the red room at his high skl (i’m begging u this is not a 50 shades reference) (after googling i jst realised it’s called a darkroom bt i’m leaving this fr the sake of sexy bimbo authenticity) n felt quite at home in there. he borrowed a camera whenever he cld (maybe he did yearbook) n photography became his way of immortalising the world as the romanticised version he wanted it to be. his memories were bad bt his photos were beautiful. maybe if he took enough they’d paste over n bleed into each other. maybe bad cld be replaced w beautiful if he tried his very best.

he got placed into fostering w a family once bt apparently didn’t meet the vibe check of their tastes so he wound up returning to the group home he’d initially been placed in. overall this is where he grew up n he aged out the system rather than getting adopted. there was a sense of floundering/isolation/not feeling gd enough in tht bt cricket made do the best he knew how. 

that said there were some gd points! (shocking i kno bc his life hs been so fking bleak so far bt please it’s ok........) (is it?) (🤔). basically he interned as an assistant at this local photography studio during high skl working under this kind of whimsical yet endearing old man. suspected wizard possibly in cricket’s eyes, as an avid fantasy genre reader. for one of his bdays said old man / his boss bought him his very own film camera n cricket cried bc he’d never been bought a bday gift. this ws rly embarrassing bc this old man didn’t know how to emote n neither did cricket so he ws jst sort of sat wiping his eyes n sniffling saying he wasn’t crying as the old man pretended to suddenly clean his lenses. when cricket graduated he offered him a full time position there. they do like. wedding photographs n family portraits n all kinds of things...... pay isn’t huge bt it’s something n he Loves taking photos so it’s sexy <3

PERSONALITY:

SUCH an anxious person it’s actually unreal. overthinks absolutely everything he’s ever said. one morning he might hv put green socks on n for the rest of the day he’s nervously looking around like omggggggg they’re all looking at my socks probably thinking im a little green sock boy thinking i’m a fool n a jester this is all everyone’s probably thinking about i hv to hide my green socks..... even tho literally no-one cares

once saw a girl eating a chicken wing n in his head was like ok she likes chicken good future gift idea..... n turned up at her house with an entire rotisserie chicken

probably thinks WAY too hard abt what to write in bday cards n googles like generic ideas that he can use.... u open a card from cricket n it always says smthn weird like “Warmest wishes and love on your birthday and always!” or “You deserve everything happy. Wishing you that all year long!” tht he got off google

nervously fiddles w things a lot. literally anything. his hair. the cuffs of his sleeves. a thread on his bag. u name it

struggles w eye contact sometimes............ it’s like. he wants to talk to ppl n make friends bt he’s honestly so bad at it. he’s fumbling thru life like a nervous headless chicken

ALWAYS has his camera on him. like always. will tke a photo of u bc he thinks u look nice then be like im so sorry im so sorry...... bowing his head shakily holding his camera bc he doesn’t even kno what possessed him he jst thought it’d be a nice photograph bt boundaries exist. probably breathes very heavily over this later in his room panicking thinking he nw seems like hannibal lecter

probably more confident online bc he has time to think abt what he says more.......... i can see him hving a group of online friends tht he’s more confident w. honestly he’s pretty witty at heart he jst has a hard time verbalising things so ppl overlook him sometimes bt once u get to know him more / he’s more comfy he can b a funny little man.....

loves photographs where he cuts something out of them. loves missing spaces n voids. thinks it’s a rly interesting concept when something that isn’t there becomes the focus of a photograph where everything else is. probably loses his mind fr a collage like a front row 1d stan. likes experimenting w light n perception. pretty artistic honestly hs probably made a stop motion film in the past bc that’s just an extended form of photography in his mind bt i doubt he showed anyone

ummm...... very sweet bt like. he reminds me a lot of this quote. “he had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise.” feel like tht sums him up quite nicely

WANTED CONNECTIONS

someone he met at a wedding: cricket probably ws forced to photograph a wedding fr his boss one time n it cld b interesting as a place to meet from that....... like. i can imagine either it being rly awkward maybe he accidentally spilled a drink on ur muse n was stuttering rly apologetic n it ws just a train wreck. or mayb they took pity on him or even (in a shocking turn of events) a shine to him n invited him to drink n dance. omgggg the thought of cricket trying to dance makes me wna die n probably mkes cricket wna hyperventilate bt idk maybe he went wild n let loose. mayb they wound up damaging the camera somehow. mayb they had to scramble to get another one n ur muse covered the cost n it was a strange late night excursion tht cricket thought about a lot since. cricket probably vowed to pay them bk somehow no matter what. idk. we can work things out. lots of diff options here. doesn’t have to b a wedding either can b any event tht required a photographer

ppl he went to school w: pretty self explanatory i suppose...... maybe they were frm completely different worlds..... mayb ur muse was popular n cricket was definitely not but they got paired fr an assignment n had to work on a project together....... mayb cricket asked ur muse on a date one time n it was completely embarrassing bc he didn’t realise they had a bf n it haunts cricket at night still bc he’s rly dramatic.... mayb ur muse felt sry fr him n ate lunch w him n inducted him into their group like a lost puppy finding a home.... world’s our oyster

neighbours from his brief time at lilac ridge: not to reference taylor swift but i’m gna reference taylor swift n say we cld do a seven inspired plot here. sighs a little..... then sighs a lot. he was here ages 0-8 so idk. we cld work out childhood plots perhaps....

sickening simp: i mean.............. cricket probably gets crushes on ppl so easily like just. anyone who’s the slightest bit nice to him.................. he’s a disgrace. ok i take it back. bt also please get it together freak............... i didn’t say that. he’d probably b extra nice to this person n try n pay close attention to things they liked so he cld get them little gifts. just a bit embarrassing n lovestruck bless his heart. wldn’t expect anything back tho honestly that just isn’t something he tends to do.

let’s go gays: cricket’s bi but he probably was rly in his head abt liking boys n tried to sort of squash it internally during his younger yrs...... i think he’s more comfy w it now MAYBE idk bt back then i picture him having a friend tht ws kind of like. similarly loserish as him perhaps (no offence to ur muse potentially filling this plot or cricket bt let’s face the facts) n they’d hang out n play games a lot n one time it jst kind of happened n he was like............. *struts in looking around sharply* What going on here? except not. bc it’s cricket. more like *shambles in looking around anxiously* What’s, uh... What’s... the happenings? S--... I’m sorry. (immediate apology for saying what’s the happenings bc nobody talks like that n it was an impulsive panic bc he didn’t know what else to say)

those who grew up in the system w him: maybe at the group home or i’d also like the family that fostered him n said sayonara. honestly i imagine the parents just thought he ws a bit too much of a handful / had too much baggage which is rly quite merciless n terrible but. if u think that aligns w ur muses home situation hmu......

um. can’t think of more bt just anything honestly. jst go wild.......

#irvingintro #abuse tw #neglect tw #trauma tw #anxiety tw #violence tw #DOES A LITTLE JIG #admittedly i didnt include a formative moments section like my other intros bc idk what kind of superpowers i was inhaling the fumes of #for those intros but #i'm a mere mortal now.

[ruffolive]

ive literally been thinking about the dream i had All Day 

the short version is it was like saw but absolutely not saw it was kind of like a summer camp murder puzzle dangan ronpa thing except no trials just a bunch of young adults running around in this little...town? campus?? where we all lived and jigsaw would just like throw events and puzzles at us and people had all these factions and intense complicated strategies. but i was there for some reason and i was like in a relationship with the smartest and most dangerous guy there who also happened to be jigsaw’s son. i guess no one tried to kill me bc i was literally not a threat i just kept bumbling through puzzles and surviving literal gun standoffs because of luck and immense friendliness.

at some point like this girl who looked like Megan Fox tried to shoot my boyfriend but i managed to wrestle the gun from her and headlocked her and then suddenly like 20 people all had guns pointed at each other but i had no idea where to point mine bc i didnt know what was going on. it ended up w someone dying and the situation defusing but i just apologized to the Megan Fox girl for headlocking her too hard and she was like thats ok! youre so nice! and i ran over to my boyfriend like hey i didnt die! and he said yeah thats awesome im so proud of you! 

it was just like a really weird dynamic between this brilliant calculating dude who was like theoretically really edgy but then Me who was just like :3c. did i say this was the short version? anyway

tl;dr i was dating the Son Of Jigsaw (ive never seen a Saw movie) 

#texting 123 #sonoj

[awitnesstocorruption]

Its live and ongoing; cultural change slow but constant and pervasive. The media reports tend to be argumentative political and furtively religious; authors of media articles become participants in the Pageant of Falsehood often thought of as The Way Life Is, tell your lies as homage to the Devil and in return he'll share that Glamour of Sin with you.

I dont know much about the movie & television entertainment culture, but apparently if CNN online is to be believed a lady actress or entertainer with an 8 yrs old crossdressing son is complaining about negative comments regarding her sons behavior. Wouldnt it be easier to jus put him on hormones and auickly stop his upcoming development into a pubescent boy? Isnt that what the article is leading up to? Otherwise why tease us readers with some purposeless news article? Circus freak shows are a thing of the past; Christian or pagan ideas about the binary gender aspect of human beings are private and the connection between having a vagina and wearing a dress is less of a reflection of human nature than a whim or choice.

I firmly believe that a boy developing and hrowing needs a human father figure who is sane and healthy and who lives with him; Yes I do fear for the future of children who have become the unfortunate pawns and toys of a political Rainbow which allows freaks like "Perez Hilton" types to play daddy. Its a fucked up country

But a caveat. This is from my own life; from my own memories; and its most certainly something which is crucially important to be aware of: human free will and the aspect of Love and character. I was just as transgender as that kid of Megan Fox but not public anout it; there was no Internet or social media and I apparently, to all eyes which were looking, part of a nuclear family with a biological mother and a male heterosexual step-father, but the step-father was obliged per religious differences of identity to abstain from trying to become an authority figure over me, the first born male. We were living on my fathers parents property, in a house they owned and rented to my mother. My father, my paternal heritage was Roman Catholic and my father dird in a drunk driving accident when I was a month beyond one year old, on Thanksgiving Day I think. At least that was what I was told until the person who appeared to be my genetic mother, a human possessed perhaps by the satanic actors of a group I no longer respect or believe, a spanish fraud of a group named opus dei became involved in my life, and then she claimed to tell me what she claimed was a truth hidden all my life

and so what Im attempting to explain without devolving into a sequence of insults directed at my abusers, Authority and the position of being a father figure to a boy or young man has a selection process involved; so for me, believe it or not, its your call, I found an acceptable father figure through a translated book found in a store at a shopping mall. Thats the reductionist account. It was the Confessions of Augustine of Hippo, son of St Monica. A statue representing him stands near the papal altar at the Basilica of St Peter on Vatican Hill in Rome. And later I also discovered the existence of a public figure who spoke my language, the only one I know, and he spoke it well. He had founded a magazine and had a PBS Network TV Show in which, to my amazement, he was free to be who he was. And oh boy what a delight and pleasure for someone like me. Its really ok to be American and to not be interested or even acknowledge cultural pursuits which mean nothing to you. Its okay to be yourself and enjoy friends and the culture which you like and fuck football and fuck democrats and planned parenthood types and Gore Vidal types etc etc etc

[bileshroom]

how do you feel about the new sally face chapter?

Im glad you asked! under a read more for spoilers for chapter 5

Myself and Fox are giving our opinions in this post so it will be very long

There were things i really liked and things i really didnt like

for example, the swapping dimensions and the changing art styles were very neat! i liked some more than others, like the rubber hose style for sal could of been a bit different in my opinion, @shinysnek did an edit/drawing and tweeked the tiniest thing and made the design alot more palatable 

and the minigames were… really repetitive and sometimes very confusing ? esp todds door, the plus’s were almost impossible to notice! slightly darker grey against light grey just makes it look like part of the door :/ and the 3d bits were a bit hard to control during the later part of the game

and the writing,, it felt super rushed as if he just wanted to saddle alot of the damage onto native americans??? that completely came out of the blue, like he couldnt come up with some sort of cop out for why the cult is doing what they do

and still with the weird queer baiting with larry? like he made them brothers but is still pushing it, if steve wanted sal’s love interest to be ash why not have moments like ‘that’ with her instead?? it feels very uncomfortable in my opinion especially with him saying he was still,,comfortable with the ship which REALLY rubs me the wrong way

and the ending,,, dont even,, TALK to me about the ending, it honestly made me so upset?? like, and the epilogue to go with it,,, like okay cool the worlds still fucked over and todds still corrupt and larrys just gone??? for no real reason???????? hes just gone :| okay 

gnome larry was funny tho, didnt really explain why Larry got super old while megan stayed a 7 year old, i suppose you can explain it with like when ghosts arent bound to a place they can wither and age? i dunno whatever chapter 5 sucked and it felt like steve just didnt want to do it anymore

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my turn! alright im going to be typing my opinion from a fellow writer and programmer’s POV.

the beginning of the game kinda drops you in which was a little surprising, considering the other chapters were very rich with exposition which is one of the things i loved about SF. 

It had this way of bringing you in even though you didnt know what the heck was going on. It made you want to learn more and it felt like you were THERE with sal. 

But this opening with just… ash tossed in fell a little… flat. yeah… graveyard… lets toss in some epitaphs as a reminder of who died, ok… cool. 

next lets talk a little about the general story. im not going to lie, this felt like a TOTALLY different game to me and I played them all in succession again to remind myself of the other chapters. 

It was so… plain. It didnt have the eerie-ness of the bologna incident, it didnt have the intriguing mystery of the first chapter where it started you off in the hospital as a little boy with your face hidden, it didnt have that heart wrenching storyline of the 4th chapter.

it was just…. “i need to end this game quick”. 

there was just a unique feeling to the other chapters, something that made you feel gritty and floaty, like you were a dirty teenager hunting for ghosts.

Saddling the natives on the unexplained reason as well… BIG YIKES, steve. the silent hill movies pulled this crap too, and we can all see how flat that fell in comparison to the actual silent hill 3 game. 

There are so so many things you could do instead of that tired (and lets face it) racist stereotype. 

I thought it was going to have a deeper meaning, like… people have had cults for decades that didnt have to do with the natives. hell, he could have even kept with the weird alien theme he was going for. calling an ancient alien creature? that would be pretty badass.

The ending… fell disappointingly flat. ok… everyones dead? so you tortured sal and his pals for literally no reason? granted i didnt press the c4 button so im not sure how that path goes, but i doubt its any more satisfying. 

not to mention the constant queerbaiting that, at this point, makes me so uncomfortable.

yes we get it, steve. you think adopted brothers can fuck, and yeah, theres nothing TECHNICALLY wrong with it (and im using technically by definition, its still wrong in my eyes), but come on. can any of you tell me that wouldnt make you intensely uncomfortable? Its not ok what he did imo and i know its his characters, but steve? either dont make them brothers or stop fucking pushing their romantic interactions.

oh and lets talk about the only other canonly gay couple with any screen time! he killed the black one.

yep… just… let that sink in for a second. did he need to? absolutely not. at least not in such a pointless way.

didnt even give neil any character development tbh, just… token black gay man that needed to be there to be the motivator to search for todd. ok thanks, steve.

and travis (another not white character. no do not argue that hes “blonde”, sal has fucking blue hair and i WILL color pick travis if i have to). he was the other gay character who… yep, lemme look at my notes… died.

he didnt even get much of a redemption tbh, yeah he was secretly helping them, but… wow. toss him in the hole! we dont want to write gays!!! (unless we’re taunting people to get them to play under the guise of “lgbt representation”)

also larrys a gnome and is just… gone forever. just say you hate larry, steve. you didnt have to do him so dirty man.

now then, lets talk about the gameplay.

i was playing with an xbox controller so im going to be from that POV.

the controls were… ok for the most part. the 3d part was a bit hard to see and i got stuck trying to walk past the trees a lot. 

to be honest, the 3d is my only complaint with controls. the mini game later on where youre 3d and shooting tentacles was very hard to control, half the time it wouldnt move fast enough and the other half it would zip past the diagonals. i DID beat it, but i am a very good gamer. to other people who might not play games constantly, might have a bit more trouble and get frustrated.

the puzzles were bland and repetitive. im a horror puzzle game writer and i would NEVER do something this blasphemous in a horror style game. it removes you from the game to think “wow…. THIS puzzle AGAIN?”. it makes you feel like its insulting your intelligence, like “oh here you go you fucking baby, move the shape to match the other shape”

and one of the only other puzzles was that fucking door number puzzle. he made the pluses almost impossible to see for starts, and i KNOW other people had trouble with this. Wanna know how to fix this? make the pluses easier to see and make it so the input pad can only except the number of numbers that the code it. dont make me sit there like a jackass, typing in every conceivable way to order the numbers given.

all in all though, the gameplay was plain, the storyline was bland, the puzzles were mediocre and the only reason to play the chapter is to close up the story and to find out what happened to sal and his mom (which tbh was the only good part because i was actually surprised and excited that it was that that injured him)

i hope in steves next projects he actually figures out how to write an ending and doesnt rush it (and please keep in mind this was rushed even though he had multiple people helping him)

-fox

#shroom speaks #sally face #sally face spoilers

[ohalemalia]

Ummm new fic????

I fucked around, but hear me out okay, i fucked around and now I wanna write a Raeken Family! fic with Megan Fox (circa Jennifer's Body) and Kaya Scodelario (circa Skins) as faceclaims?????? and them like trying to infiltrate the McCall pack???? Like????? Bruh I know it's cliche to use them but LIKE HEAR ME OUT ITS GOOD

The oldest of the Raekens, HBIC, or so she likes to think. Always in competition with Lydia. Who can hook up with the most boys in Beacon Hills? Who has the best grades? Who throws the best party? Who looks the hottest that day?

Blunt as hell, some may call her A Bitch

But there’s layers to her okay

whoops who slipped that last one in there

also megan fox is just really stunning in jennifers body ok

Then there’s Theo, the middle kid, but ring leader in this cult of evil

yall already know about him ok ok

BUT THEN THERE’S THE YOUNGEST RAEKEN SISTER. shes supposed to be this naive girl because she’s the youngest

very easily influenced by her siblings

but they don’t know she’s got somethings up her sleeve

BRUH I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THIS LIKE IM HYPE AF

will anyone read this.....probably not lmao but idk where else to put it and i have sososososoososos many ideas like as im writing this more ideas are flying around like im literally gonna go write it rn lmao no one can stop me 

#teen wolf imagines #theo raeken imagines

[blkhange]

hi guyd ok thie si a srory from me ok

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See you again by me

Characters

Y/n: like 17 idk,

raven: black, (W) also like 17 ig, they/them

Ray: 17, rich yt boy fr, bi

jane: 17, hot Jennifers body girl 🙏

its first person too btw

ok

"Can i kiss you?" I blurted out, not knowing what I just said. I covered my mouth in embarrassment.

How did I even end up in this mess? I try to remember why I was suddenly asking to make out with a complete stranger in a hotel room

Me and my friend, ray, were going to a Tyler the creator concert because he managed to buy tickets for the both of us. I loved ray, he was always the friend with the plan, he was dumb but sure as hell knew how to get what he wanted. And i admired him for that.

I decided to wear the outfit in his "side street" video. Ray dressed up in a normal white t-shirt and cargo pants. You stare at him "What the fuck?" you finally say, taking in his clothing choice. "What?" laughing, i say "you're wearing THAT to THE tyler the creators concert? weird." he gasps like i just hurt his feelings "and what about you? you look like the love interest in a cheesy rom-com movie."

Its so obvious Ray doesn't ACTUALLY listen to him, right?. He actually started listening to him because the girl he likes says she enjoys his music. And to be fair, I would do the same thing. She was like a straight up replica of megan fox in Jennifer's body and that was enough to make both me and ray  fall in love.

Anyway, while in the car, driving to the concert, Rays phone rings, the contact name "her 😻😻😻" pops up, which im guessing is his crush. Before answering, he clears his throat and deepens his voice a bit making me giggle. "Hello?" he answers, trying to keep his eyes on the road, "Oh yeah i just wanted to say hi!! are you in the car? where are you going?" I stay silent listening in on the conversation. "I'm going to Tyler's concert, you familiar with him?" i roll my eyes at him trying to hint that he likes him (tyler). "REALLY!?!?" i can almost hear the excitement in her voice "IM GOING THERE TOO!!". Rays eyes open wide and he says nervously, "that's awesome!, well um i guess ill see you soon?" "for sure!, ill meet you in the 5th row?". Ray agrees and puts a shaky finger to the "end call" button and sighs heavily. "You good dawg?" i say in concern,

he sighs and he looks like hes going to be sick

"Why did i just wear a t-shirt and pants? im so lame. What if she thinks im dull? oh god. im so stupid, i should have listened to you"

(AN: and its rlly not that deep, really not that deep 💀)

He goes on and on rambling about absolute nothing. I just look out the window, zoning him out.

We finally make it to the stadium and me and Ray trample over people trying to make it to the 5th row. After doing so, ray tries to find jane while i stand in a empty space, saving a spot for me and my friends. Suddenly, the smoothest voice ive ever heard says "excuse me?". (AN: this is where i go on a rant abt how hot this person is 🙏)

I turn to them and my eyes widen. The person in front of me looks like a gift from heaven, their perfectly shaped afro makes me want to just fall into it and go to sleep. My eyes wander to their face, gosh their face. It was like looking at an art piece in a museum. their eyes a perfect brown color, their eyelashes are perfectly long on both top and bottom. The make-up they have on is simple but still enough to make me think they had to be a princess in disguise.

Their lips are  perfectly plump and large in a beautiful  lipstick that matches their makeup. my eyes start wandering to what they're wearing and i notice they are wearing the same outfit i am, i cant help but smile at that.

"Excuse me?" the stranger asks again. This time, i look at their face, trying to make it look like i didn't just fall in love at first sight. I clear my throat "Oh, what's up?" they smile, at that point i almost fell to my knees, their smile lit up almost half the stadium (AN: atp come my way 💀🙏) "Is this spot taken?" they say referring to the empty spots im saving for my friends, but you know, fuck them.

"huh? oh uh yeah im holding it for my friends but i guess i could make space!" I say knowing good and well my friends are the last thing on my mind, i dont even know where they are. But, thankfully they walked and stood next to me. Their scent was like walking into a forest full of butterflies. "so uh.. what's your name?" they ask, trying to make small talk. "oh my names Y/N!, and yours?" "oh my name is raven and may i say, you have such a beautiful name!" my heart flutters at the compliment they give me. I thank them and compliment their name as well.

(skip bc im nkt writing abt the entire concert experience)

After the concert, i walk out a few minutes after ray and jane to try and figure out where raven went. With no idea where they could have gone off to, I sigh and walk out the stadium. "yo ray lets g-" my mouth falls to the ground as i see ray smashing his lips into janes. His eyes turn to me and he gives me a thumbs up. I roll my eyes and stand near a wall, since hes my driver (and i cant drive) i have to just wait here until hes done kissing jane. And better yet--its raining, how romantic. I cross my arms trying not to get soaked but its not working. like at all. I think about stopping ray from his make out sesh so i can get his keys and sit in the warmth of his car. Just as i was about to walk over to him, the rain that was once pouring on top of me stops. I look up and i see a... purple sky? No that can't be right. I turn to my left and notice the familiar red shirt and my eyes light up

DIALOGUE (bc theres alot)

"Raven?"

"Who else could it be?"

"For all i know you could be a stranger with a red shirt and a purple umbrella"

they laugh

"well, that could be true, but i could also be the person you were all heart eyed over"

"what?"

" You don't think i didn't see the fireworks lighting up in your eyes when i first talked to you?, the way you became all nervous and sweaty when i stood next to you? the way you took a deep breath in when i did?"

Shit.

"fuck uh im so sorry you just had such a nice scent and- i didnt mean to weird you out or anything-"

"Oh you didn't weird me out! I find it amusing how nervous i can get you."

they stand next to me, holding the umbrella under both of us

"that's your friend over there?"

"yeah and that's jane, the girl hes kissing."

"she looks like the type of girl you see on a dove commercial"

We laugh together

"her boobs look amazing"

"WHAT?"

I turn and we stare in to each others eyes.

"What!, i said what i said!"

My head slowly goes down.

They put their hand on my chin and lift it up so im giving them direct eye contact (sorry guyd i couldnt resist i find this hot)

"I'm flattered but my eyes are up here darling"

"you're so perfect"

"I know."

so cocky.

"You wanna get out of here?"

"sure, ill call us an uber"

"cute, but i have my own car, cmon"

"sure, ill just text ray where i went"

End of dialogue

Am i really going into a strangers bedroom? yes, yes i am. I cant believe i trust this person enough to get into their CAR, let alone their house.

But here I am, laying down in someones bed, watching a cartoon.

"so what are you like?"

"hm?"

"tell me about yourself"

just put stuff abt ur self idk 😭🤞🏽

"that's really cool!, i myself like watching anime and listening to music, oh and i LOVE horror movies"

"thats super cool"

"now that we know eachother, i think we could be good friends"

or maybe more than that.

"yeah!"

we stare at one another for a few minutes

"can i kiss you?"

"what?"

"this is so sudden and embarrassing but ive been thinking of kissing you ever since the concert"

what the fuck am i doing?

"well, if you were so needy you could have just said so!"

And at that, we kiss and it feels like a hundred of tiny little lovebugs are buzzing inside my brain.

the end lol

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Y’all are so busy with Crisp Rat this and Mario that that no one’s even mentioned Bicon Megan freaking Fox in the Vampire movie coming to Netflix. ON BI VISIBILITY DAY.  Shame. 

Night Teeth. Comes out in time for Halloween I think. 

105 notes • Posted 2021-09-24 08:18:54 GMT

#4

Hello Im watching Thunder Force and crying because its two fat forty something lady superheros and Im just like Representation of my age and size and its a genre I love?

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105 notes • Posted 2021-04-12 03:10:11 GMT

#3

He posted a birthday thing for his new wife, whom he was too busy looking at the camera to look back at. Also her birthday is in six weeks? 

Why is this a little gross? Well starting with the whole “She GAVE me a beautiful daughter” like... ok ew. But the Healthy part?

Healthy as compared to your son, Jack? Who has a life long heart condition and is visually impaired? Wow Crisp Rat. (he’s doing well now but for chrissakes Crisp you coulda left that part out). 

Anyway I am angry I used to like this man. 

111 notes • Posted 2021-11-05 18:55:39 GMT

#2

Chancla, Chicken, Cat

(for @pangur-and-grim)

330 notes • Posted 2021-01-15 23:45:58 GMT

#1

Tweet by dumbbeezie: Gif your birth year and that’s your Met Gala outfit 

11268 notes • Posted 2021-09-15 04:12:24 GMT

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[cuntyko]

MGK is so.... why

now listen guys you know im a hater of all, equal opportunity hater if you will. I have never got the Machine Gun Kelly thing, ive always looked like a bad ass little kid that was named some little kid ass name that doesn't really age well with you like hunter or something. Yea he looks like a hunter,

like... hunter your momma need to beat your ass.

it baffles me how he is an adult and im not... like he gets to vote out of the two of us. DOES THAT SEEM RIGHT TO YOU???

listen I love Megan fox ok she is intolerable with this mf next to her,, you know what ill give him this,,, when he's being a dad that's adorable and I love it... he should retire and be a full time dad that would be like so cute.

its just whenever I see a headline of him im like sent back into 2009 like I swear its like we went back in time,,, this is a time loop and Kelly over here is trying to be the boy Avril Levine

[yumenosakiacademy]

ok twt released this thread where it shows a ton of met gala looks n lets go in2 opinions bc im bored n hungry (note: most of these r not taking in2 account the theme of the gala, which was “in2 america” or w/e, but i do mention it occ. i see it not as a requirement, but if they go w the theme in a specific or obvious way, it’s smth 2 note) (note2: this is only covering the ppl in the thread, not any others tht were omitted, bc there r apparently Others tht werent in the thread)

holy shit the absolutely dreamy looking pink gown on billie? beautiful. princess-like. loving the hazy look to the long train. could use some accessories/jewelry tho, methinks. but even w/o it, it’s a lovely dress.

harris reed... not a fan. i was willing 2 say it was Ok but i noticed the bottom half was, in fact, NOT  dress layered w feather, but a sleek gold dress n then this weird sparse feather thing tht hangs over it n i went oh tht’s a no 4 me

j.lo’s outfit gives me pimp vibes im living 4 it. it radiates Power.

nas’ 1st outfit (the puffy gold 1) isnt all tht appealing 2 me... mayb if the puffy arm parts were replaced w smth tht jus draped from the shoulders or a mid-high collar 2 resemble a king’s cape but it looks a lil silly. 2nd outfit (gold suit) is p bold, i can dig it. not much 2 say on it bc it’s jus a gold suit of armor, ngl, but it’s not smth u see at a gala, so tht’s unique. 3rd outfit (gold bodysuit) was v pretty i like it.

grimes’ outfit honestly makes me think space warrior or smth n i rly like it? i dont typically like tht hairstyle, n the pattern on the outfit is still a lil eh, but i like the metallic mask n the makeup n the way the fabric drapes in gradient to black at the bottom. also a SWORD? is tht even allowed?? like, it apparently Was but surely they mustve got it checked out w met gala b4 bringing it, right? fun fact, it’s made from a melted AR-15, which kinda goes w the america theme, ironically enough. idk i rly dig this odd look.

love the dress n hair on lupita!! luv the glitter n overall shape tho n her hair!! is so pretty honestly. idk who this lady is but shes stunning.

frank ocean’s outfit is simple n ok BUT i dont the weird ugly robotic baby he was carrying. the outfit it had on too? like this... weird green patterned onesie or smth? UGLY as hell. at least chose a better onesie if ur gonna hav the weird baby prop... it doesnt even match w his outfit n the pattern is such a fucking ugly 1.

megan fox rly out here giving us devil mistress  holy shit. it looks cool as all hell i luv it. hot as Hell, pun intended. 

addison rae looks boring, im ngl :I the dress isnt all tht pretty n it’s kinda simple. like, not inherently ugly, per se (tho im not a v big fan of how it looks at the top of the dress) jus... feels basic. 

ciara’s is football-themed, thus does matcht he theme 4 the event, america, n i do like the shade of green she used also glittery fabric n the shape of the dress near the bottom, but the parts to the side of the dress where it shows skin feel like they bring the look down, honestly... if it didnt hav them, it’d look better. but bc it has them, im not personally a big fan. 

barbie ferreira is giving flapper vibes, n w the theme being america tht’s v fitting! lots n lots of pearls~ id say quite a few too Many pearls, as i wouldve preferred more fabric n stuff? but i can see what she was going for n i dont terribly dislike it! it’s ok. 

kim’s outfit is ugly, end of story. dont try 2 go 4 so unique tht it looks awful. unique? yes. no1 wouldve expected tht, but it’s so...?? why cover ur face n everything else n then make it look so Odd i jus.. ew. no. 

kendall on the other hand looks nice! draping jewels (esp diamonds or smth in tht whitish-grey sparkly color) n transparent fabrics r a classic tht’s used v often n the same applies here. looks nice! luv the way the jewels curve down.

ppl in the replies r calling olivia rodrigo’s outfit boring n while i can kinda agree, it doesnt look too terribly bad? i dig the outfit, esp the lace fishnet fabric. i think it’s p cute! but compared to all of these pretty gowns, yea it might b a bit underwhelming. not ugly tho!

ppl r rly ecstatic abt lorde’s outfit on the other hand, but i dont like it? the fabric reminds me of like, curved construction paper or tortillas n it jus feels p boring 2 me i dont like it at all :I

miss biles... it just is Not hitting. mayb if the puffy gray fabric didnt suddenly widen at the hips it’d still b a bit more acceptable, albeit still not great, but the texture on the grey, puffy, prob heavy fabric isnt great n is jus too like.. dense-looking i dont like it at all. 

justin n hailey look boring. tht’s jus a normal black suit n black dress, bro. absolutely NOTHING special. i do like hailey’s dress, esp the neckline, but dear god theyre both jus so bland? no accessories? no nothing? tht’s jus a straight narrow black dress, hailey. tht’s jus a regular suit, justin. this is the Red Carpet.

gigi... nice hair n gloves n accessories (tho the necklace doesnt rly seem 2 match? it seems a bit golder) but the dress?? ugly. Ugly. i dont care if ppl r praising her in the twt replies. the stiff fabric of the bland, boring outer dress makes it all the fucking worse. like a cardboard roll only more flexible bc Fabric.

i like the red, white, n blue draping fabric on saweetie’s outfit, also it ties in w the ameria theme, but the rest of the outfit (or, as much as i can see bc her front is kinda obscured in the photo) jus.. isnt pretty.

i rly rly luv the dress on naomi, my word! the colors swirl rly nicely together, but i think the black part of the dress would b nicer if as a lower arm coat or smth instead of attached 2 the dress like how i think it is. also dont like her hairstyle, but i think it’s referencing smth cultural n has meaning tht i jus dont understand so! cant say much abt tht. the main dress part tho is rly nice.

chalamet is good until the converse gjhsdn why did he think.. tht converse (or shoes resembling them, as some1 in the replies said they might not actually b converse) would b red carpet appropriate. also the crotch of the pants shouldve been a bit higher imo cuz it looks like its a bit lower, like harem pants but not baggy or quite as low.

i luv the blue glitter gown on miss gorman! wow how glittery! n tht’s not sarcasm btw i genuinely luv glitter gjhsnd but it fits the america theme n is such a bright eye-popping color.

#under the cut bc this got way too long! #delete later #i think my fav look was lupita. i rly like the way they styled her hair n the dress was pretty. megan was prob 2nd fav.