#LOVE IS STORED IN THE ONION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[icewindandboringhorror]

Misc. photos from the past year or so ~

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1. napping bapy boye sneeping on his own foot as if it were a pillow #2. The little primrose that I have seems to bloom sporadically all year around as long as I bring it inside and don't let it freeze #in the winter. This was a flower that came up randomly like mid november lol #3. Rainbow where you can see a little bit of a second rainbow near the bottom of it :0 #4. CHILDREN.... love to see them..... #5. Halloween Candy ranking tierlist. not important enough to post on it's own. so throwing it in with one of these I guess lol #I am also not really a candy person at all and prefer bready stuff like cakes rather than chocolate bars (if I even have to have sweets #at ALL which usually I prefer savory food). I suspect the apple is controversial but.. I do love apples .... huzzah #actually am having applle and peanut butter snack right now as I'm writing this lol #6. Various bowls/cups/etc. that I got from a store at COMPLETELY different times like.. years apart from each other #yet at some point realized that they all mostly match in paint color and seem to be part of the same pattern #But I totally didnt make that connection until a few years ago when I was putting up dishes. I just bought them all invidually because it's #like 'oh cool! a cat' *1 year later* 'oh cool! a cat!' etc. lol.. I guess it must be a popular design if it's been around being sold that #long. #7. carne asada burrito and matcha bubble tea... oughhgh.... again one of my very rare meals where I actually go and get something.. #probably my favorite meal currently. Something about the Chronic Anemia makes me crave beef burritos madly despite only having one #maybe twice a year or so ghjbhj.. plus the beans.... onions.... many of my Diet Forbidden foods... Also of course the little aishas #are there.... somehow they shall split the meal together even though it's like 10x bigger than their bodies.. they are also hungry #and vastly anemic... huzzah to them... #8. I've had this shirt for a long time but it fits very weird so I can never find a way to use it in outfits?? But I recently had #an appointment where a doctor needed to be able to look at my back and it's one of the only actual Shirts that I have (mostly i just own #long robes or tunics or jumper dress type of things that would be hard to lift up or etc. like... I dont even own a single normal 't-shirt' #or anyting aside from one giant tshirt that I sleep in in the summer lol.) So I wore this there.. I forget how much I love the pictures on #it.. how pleasant... little hummingbird... AND I think one of the flowers is supposed to be columbine ... ! #photo diary

[fattributes]

Caldo de Albondigas

#food #recipe #lunch #dinner #albondigas #meatballs #beef #rice #tomatoes #onions #carrots #cilantro #garlic #soup #gluten free #mexican #love is stored in grandma's albondigas #x

[esleep]

i made korean tacos for dinner (no recipe just vibes + what i had in the fridge) and they were unbelievably delicious. my god.

#with a lil hazy ipa on the side!!!!!! #i forgot how EASY and GOOD tacos are to just have fun with. #for the curious: i picked up some stir fry beef at the store and while i chopped cilantro/onion/radish/cukes i let it sit in a combo of: #gochujang + fish sauce + rice vinegar (a dash) + garlic + chili powder + cumin + black pepper + salt + lime juice + onion powder #(just a bunch of stuff i had laying around - use what you have or can get) #then after the veggies were chopped and ready to go i tossed all the meat in a wok and cooked it up #THEN after pulling out the meat i threw a couple tortillas in the wok one at a time and sprinkled some cheese on one side to melt and get #a lil crispy...and also mixed some mayo + sriracha into a sauce for drizzling #(i would've used sour cream instead of mayo if i'd had any but mine was bad T-T) #also i'm out if kimchi or i would've put that on top too. god that would've been so good. i'm kinda mad abt it #anyway then i filled the tortillas with the meat + cilantro + onion + cucumber + radish and drizzled on some sauce. #divine. transcendent. revelatory. #i absolutely love how well korean (honestly a lot of different asian) seasonings and flavor profiles pair with mexican foods and flavors. #CULINARY SYNERGY!!!! #i know this is not a new observation but it still brings me joy every time i remember #anyway fair warning i like spicy food so this is spicy. obviously.

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

Ok we've got ten different veggies picked out to throw into the chicken broth because y'all let me go nuts in the produce section

#if anyone's curious the veggies are onions celery carrot potato #peas zucchini cauliflower spinach tomatoes and green beans #when i get my first paycheck from my new job i might actually make this soup for real #love is stored in the soup #tumblr polls

[harvestar]

okie I am feeling kinda Rough after All This so I am going to destress... I kind of want to go to the grocery store so bad but I only have $15 until tomorrow... should I still just go for the fun of it and get snacks and some veg for mulligan miso soup for tonight... ok ok I talked myself into it nvm

#ktxt #oh nooo what a shame I simply have to go to the grocery store a second time... (guy who LOVES going to the gorcery store) #I don't have any onions or garlic and I want the onions and garlic in the soup. #I would make onion soup tonight but I want ingredience for that whereas the miso soup I already have everything to make it #oh and I still have kimchi dumplings im saving for this very purpose!! #and I can put some kimchi in the soup too I have it...

[love-inportofino]

something so therapeutic about making tomato soup (or rly just. cooking. anything). just the whole process of cooking a meal all by yourself. and then sitting down and eating it and. and ur just like ‘world is kind bc it gave us soup and bread and soup&bread and well who can remain sad or unkind in the face of that?’

i truly don’t understand people who ‘don’t do cooking’ and ‘i just buy the meals from the supermarket’ and ‘i don’t rly think about it (what i eat)’ like?????? how do you live?? are you not depressed? do you feel fine???

#personal #ate it with some fried onion and bread #and fresh basil obviously #and i swear i wasn't fucked in the head for a while #txt #me irl #love is stored in the kitchen

[ragingtwilight]

31, 43, 5?

5. Turquoise!!! i have central heterochromia tho so around my pupils its like a gold colour

31. calm stuff without lyrics like lofi girl, a lot of songs make me go bananas and i cant sit still when hearing them ajabdbd

43. im white LMFOAOAO

unless theyre hot wings i cant eat spicy or i die

#/JJJ #i fucking love joking abt it tho LMAOOO #and how white people love cheese #me and my partner make fun of ourselves all the time its so fucking funny to me #would kill for chicken wings tho #the only spicey i will tolerate w/o complaint #bruh i cant even eat uncooked onions #i live off of milk and store brand oriental ramen i am not built for spicy foods #ask

[47-protons]

ive spent too much of the weekend reading an old fic series (”old” as if it isn’t still being updated) that i first discovered when i was in highschool and now my brain keeps waxxing poetic about shit

#isn't there magic in the world. don't you see it? #beloved is a word i use a lot but i didn't pull it out of the locket meme when it first wormed into my vocab #beloved in the way that you look at someone and their face makes the room brighter and colors more vibrant #breathe easier and feel in your bones the meaning of 'home is where the heart is' wherein home is not a building nor #physical place but home is with them and you'd follow them wherever they went if only they asked #beloved. beloved beloved beloved <3 #part of the waxxiness could be because there was a wedding this weekend but still. whatever. #also i was sick as a dog last week and kept making pasta with. mmmm i do not talk about my faith often or much or openly. #but potions are soups. soups can be potions there is magic in the world in the winds in the trees and food is the source of love. #love is stored in the soup. #and soup can be pasta. with onion and garlic and assorted spice mixes and an ungodly amount of parsley bc i fuckin love parsely dude #TLDR I'M FUCKING GAY

[sad0nion]

hi please look at the funniest thing i own i love it with all my heart and when i took it out of the box for the first time i couldn't stop laughing for like 15 minutes. it makes me chuckle daily and brings me a wonderful childlike joy.

#koya mongus my beloved #for those who may not know. BTS the kpop group made little characters with Line Friends #the line of these characters is called BT21 #one of the characters is Koya. Koya is a sleepy koala and i love them with all my heart #BT21 had a collab with Among Us the video game #there is a whole section of the online store for mongus bt21 shit. it's fantastic #and also the funniest collab ever imo #so this is the Koya Among Us figurine. i should not have bought it. but it makes me so happy #so who cares #a talking onion

[battlestarbones]

I needed to pick up a couple of things on the way home and I forgot to bring a reusable bag but I refused to take an entire paper bag for my little things. so I walked home with bulging jacket pockets and a single onion clutched in my hand (other onion fit in pocket but 2 onions was too heavy for pocket)

#my post #i love living in the city #i couldn't get onions at the store yday bc it was so busy the display was empty and i forgot to get herbs #but i can just get off the bus a few blocks early and take a slightly longer walk home and pass #a specialty store. a small and pricey but thorough grocery store. a convenience/beer/grocery store. a pharmacy #all within 5 blocks #and a fucking amazing bakery but they're closed mondays

[savourtheloveurloathing]

Yesterday in my phone

#grocery store #green onion #fish #i love #life

[hardrockshrimp]

I can't believe I'm gonna be back in the food service mines on Wednesday

#THIS IS FUCKED UP GUYS #im sure it wont be as bad as my last food service job but who fucking knows #cause im back to working downtown AGGHH #hoping to transfer to a closer one once i move out #cause the pay is good yknow good enough to move out w my irl #spencer is back to eating the same ramen bowl for dinner every night and crying to downbound train on the way home #ill be fine tho cause at least ill smell like coffee and not ONIONS #my binder reeked of onions for a month after i stopped working at ch/ptole #it was sensory hell for me cause of the food smells and the heat oh my god #it was almost 100°F in the store for a week cause the ac was broken 👍 #anyways its gonna be nice to get out of work around 8 pm instead of 10 pm #and closing wont take TWO HOURS #and i can wear cool hats #but no nail polish again 💔 #oops all tags #screaming into a paper bag #i love rambling

[recapitulation]

meal ideas!

low energy ("do not ask me to do any prep work at all, so help me god")

mozzerella cheese wrapped in pepperoni ("pizza tacos"!)

hummus and pretzels or naan (putting the naan in the microwave for like 10 seconds...heavenly)

canned chili (with shredded cheese and sour cream if you have it! boom done!)

instant miso soup (warm and lovely! put tofu in it for protein!)

cheese and cured meat, olives, canned fish, crackers, dried fruit, or whatever easy "charcuterie" type items you like

alternate bites of apple and spoonfulls of peanut butter (mixing honey or chocolate chips to the peanut butter is my favorite)

a "deconstructed sandwich": bites of lunch meat, pickles, cheese, cherry tomato, etc (I love roast beef and white cheddar for this)

yogurt and granola or fruit

put frozen potstickers + frozen edamame in the steamer/rice cooker, chill elsewhere with a timer set, then boom

tortilla chips + canned refried beans + cherry tomatoes + cilantro + jarred salsa con queso (or warm shredded cheese on top of the chips in the microwave for 30 seconds)

bagel + cream cheese + lox

microwave scrambled eggs (add things like green onion, soy sauce, or anything else you like!)

cottage cheese and fruit (mixed together or just on the side)

bowl of shredded rotisserie chicken + buffalo sauce + a bit of mayo + green onion (use a kitchen scissors to cut them right in!)

medium energy ("I'll boil water but don't ask me to chop shit")

boiled eggs and fresh veggies (put a little salt on top of the eggs!)

buttered noodles (my go-to nausea meal, it has never failed me. ideas of things to add: frozen peas, imitation crab, roasted garlic)

baked potato with toppings (I like cheese, bacon, broccoli, green onion, and sour cream)

quesadilla (add some canned beans, cilantro, or avocado!)

pot roast (requires a lot of time but not a lot of actual work. I love it with peas!)

cuban sandwich (bread, swiss, pickle, mustard, ham... my favorite thing to panini-ify by far)

pan-fried tofu with scallion sauce (this sauce goes well with everything and tofu is no exception)

pancakes or waffles! (I love mine with jam)

ham, pickle, and cream cheese roll-ups

fried eggs (with toast and lots of butter...so comforting)

fruit smoothie (bananas, frozen strawberries, yogurt...or whatever!)

I hate salad but could write essays on this copycat olive garden salad (throw it in a bowl! chopping required if you use onion)

spaghetti (controversial maybe but angel hair > spaghetti noodles)

pasta salad (olives broccoli fresh mozerella... those little mini pepperonis... yeah)

stir-fried thai garlic shrimp (I like using the mini frozen salad shrimps, it's easy! use jarred minced garlic to avoid chopping!)

tuna mayo onigiri

slow cooker ribs

buffalo chicken wrap (or any number of other wrap options! shred pre-cooked rotisserie chicken to make it easier)

if your local grocery store sells pre-cooked gyro strips, that can turn into an easy wrap with store-bought pita & tzatziki with tomatoes and onions!

couscous and chickpeas

tortellini + pasta sauce + spinach

high energy ("I don't mind chopping some things up!")

stuffed shells with spinach

chicken and roasted garlic (oh my god.....one of my all time favorites)

beef tacos (I like mine with cilantro and onion, and when I'm feeling especially high energy I love a tomatillo salsa)

chicken alfredo

tom kha gai (a thai soup and my absolute favorite! you just need access to galangal)

lasagna! (freezes well and then boom! low energy meal for later)

pad thai! (not as hard as you'd think, as long as you have access to tamarind paste!)

potstickers! (this is a lovely group activity if you want to cook with housemates!)

rice and beans

bang bang shrimp (ogughfhgfuh I love it. you can also do bang bang tofu!)

minestrone soup (so many nice veggies!)

fried rice (put whatever you have on hand in there! broccoli, peas, carrot, and beef is my favorite combo)

broccoli cheddar soup

spring rolls and peanut sauce

skewers (such as beef, onion, zucchini, bell pepper... you don't need a grill, oven works!)

roasted turkey with garlic parmesean asparagus

pork chop with mashed potatoes

panang curry

chicken gnocchi soup (use store bought gnocchi or make your own if you have a high energy day!)

bibimbap (super customizable depending on what veggies you like best)

butter chicken

plus! things that have helped me meal plan:

whenever you think of a meal you'd like to make, take 3 seconds to google search it, take a screenshot of the image results, and put it in a "food ideas" folder. instant visual menu!

the concept of "meal prepping" makes me recoil but I've learned that it can simply mean preparing shredded chicken, boiled eggs, or some other simple protein that you can customize throughout the week. shredded chicken can turn into wraps, salads, pasta dishes, etc... you don't have to meal prep yourself into the same meal all week!

when I have difficulty working up an appetite, I'll scroll through my favorite restaurant menus! there might be some foods I can't make at home, but many times they're very simple to recreate because the ingredients are literally listed!

#brought to you by: i see people complaining about coming up with meals for the week #and im like..this is my favorite thing to do........let me be your meal brainstormer #additionally brought to you by: eating something is better than nothing so some of these may not be complete textbook 'meals' #but sometimes you feel like shit and just need something! so! #also this energy scale is tailored to me personally so if some categorizations dont make sense to you thats bc its about me <3 #food #i might update this with dessert ideas too later. or just add to it in general

[dykesynthezoid]

What is it about working customer service that makes ppl wanna come up to you and talk to you even when you’re off the clock… Like what changes in my body language have I unconsciously been making??? Normally I tend to have rbf in public and most people tell me I can be vaguely intimidating (plus I’m gnc so that’s another reason ppl tend to ignore me, bc they mentally put me in the category of “women who doesn’t care about her appearance/isn’t attractive to me”). It’s not a problem per se I guess (I mean. It kind of is when random men come up to me. But) but it is weird

#like the old woman who came up to the grocery store and asked my opinion on green onions; love that. totally fine with it #idk today this guy walked up to me after class and asked to talk to me #he asked if I had time to talk and I said well I do kind of need to get to the pharmacy #nothing about him set off any immediate alarm bells like. he seemed friendly #and he had an accent and spoke English in a way that made me assume he was a foreign exchange student #so I’m thinking oh he has a different cultural background and is new here and trying to make friends #he asked for my number and I said oh I can take yours down #but after he put his contact in my phone it was clear he was WAITING for me to text him so he could save my number #which. that was the part that made me actually feel weird #idk. I never want to assume the worst and I try to be very cognizant of any biases I have #but for some reason I still felt weird afterward. haven’t been able to stop thinking about it #hopefully he really was just trying to make friends #I also wasn’t sure if he’d followed me out of the building he was leaving or if we just happened to be walking in the same direction… #it’s a college campus so like. could totally be a coincidence #idk. I hate that I even feel a need to doubt my own feelings! #but. hmm. just not sure how to feel about it

[formosusiniquis]

This one goes out to that old guy I saw at walmart yesterday loading up his pioneer woman cookware onto his motorcycle while enter sandman played

steddie | G | WC: 1154

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“Hey baby, can you?”

“No.”

Steve's sweet tone sours immediately returning to the much more familiar gently bitchy tone Eddie knows and loves. “You don't even know what I was gonna ask.”

“Twenty-five years of marriage, lawful and not, Sunshine. I know when you're about to ask me for some shit we don't need.”

“Why would I be calling you if we didn't need it?”

“Because if you needed it you would have told me about it when I said, ‘Stevie, sweetie, light of my life, sun to my dawn,’” he looks around trying to figure out where the hell they moved the oranges and why the produce section is never in the same configuration anytime he comes here. He makes eye contact with a kid wearing an artificially faded printing of his own tour merch looking at him with a starry eyed look of recognition not of the celebrity but of family.

“Did you forget where you were going with that old man?”

He decides he might as well put on a show, both halves of this conversation already know he's going to do what he's told. “‘Stevie, my one truth north, my muse, my reason to continue living, my dearest husband, I'm going to Walmart,’ I told you not but thirty minutes ago and asked if you needed me to get you anything and you said no.”

“Oh, you aren't going to monologue for your adoring public all the sweet names I called you?” Steve is amused, he can tell, he's always been able to tell. He's accepting this as his penance for not giving Eddie an actual grocery list when he left.

“Well dear heart I am in public, but if you think we can find another grocery store to go to after getting banned from this one. I guess there is the Kroger on the other side of town.” The kid laughs, tries to hide it behind their hand, but if Eddie has had anything in this life it's experience with teens eavesdropping on conversations they shouldn't be.

“Oh you're really hamming it up, huh, Teddy. Can I tell you what you're getting me yet or do you still have a couple minutes in your set?”

He's given up on oranges, moves on to the onion he actually came here for, the lone ingredient for dinner that he'd forgotten from his clicklist. If they want to actually have the roast tonight it needs to start soon. “What is it that you remembered we needed, oh song of my heart.”

“I already sent you the link so you get exactly what I want.”

It's just ominous enough of a non-answer that he pulls his phone out of his pocket, juggling it and the five things he'd already grabbed that weren't on his one item list. He doesn't have the time to regret not grabbing the cart he was sure he hadn't needed when he sees what he's been sent.

“I'm on my bike! Where am I going to put that?”

“I'm sorry, am I hearing you correctly? Was I right when I said, ‘Teddy bear, my stars, my bard-’”

“You aren't on speaker.”

“My beloved damsel in distress, maybe the motorcycle isn't the most efficient of midlife crisis vehicles. Aren't you going to want something with more trunk space, why don't you get a Caddy or a Bimmer for old times sake. And what did you say?”

“I don't recall.”

“Probably for the best wouldn't want you banned from Walmart, what would the tabloids say?”

“Nothing that would match your wit, Sweetheart. Does it have to be this one?”

“Yes, the plaid matches the kitchen remodel, so be a good boy and strap it to your bike. And remember we've still got one kid to put through school if she decides to go, don't bring home any strays with you. Do you need to do your encore now, baby?”

“I accept your quest, my dashing prince. I shall return home with my bounty posthaste.” Encore complete, audience still enraptured, Eddie dips into the sincere. It's been nearly thirty years together and he's not once ended a call without saying, “I love you.”

“Love you too, my knight in denim battle vest. I'll see you when you get home.”

The call ends with the usual dull toned beep beep, the playlist the call interrupted starts to filter back into his earbud. He realizes he's going to have to walk right past the kid to get to the side of the store with Steve's Instant Pot.

“Hear they're about to have a reunion tour,” he says gesturing down at the reprint of their Came Back Wrong Tour shirt. The faux-fading has left a crack through his own face at the bottom making him unrecognizable, not that he looks the same now as he did at 25. “Those old bands just don't know how to retire.”

“I think it's smart that they're playing up the recent tik tok fame.” The kid says, “No one's even seen their lead singer since the 90s and after their first national tour he'd started wearing that mask.”

It hurts a little bit the way the kid says 90s like it's some bygone era lost to time. Tries to appreciate instead how good the mask idea had been, he'd really been an innovator. “That was a pretty sweet gimmick, you think he'll bring it back? It's kind of Orville Peck's thing now isn't it.”

The kid slumps, managing the impressive feat of looking desolate while standing over the tomatoes. “Probably, not that I'll see it. I couldn't manage to get a ticket.”

That is something he can fix, “Here,” he manages to grab ahold of his wallet, “as luck would have it, I've got a couple spares.”

The kid looks torn between fear and elation, it's likely at least the second strangest thing to ever happen to them in a Walmart. “Oh I can't-”

“No strings, I got it through work for my sister-in-law to go with my husband. She asked why none of the good bands ever have reunion tours so… not going obviously. And my husband insists he's too old to be that close to the stage. You'd be doing me a favor really.”

“If you're sure,” they say, the hesitance more a mannered necessity than real.

“Sure as shooting. Seriously, here give me your name so my husband knows who to make the thank you note out to.”

“Aspen, thank you really!”

Twenty minutes later when he’s got a kitchen appliance bungied to the back of his bike he’ll appreciate that something good came out of this. Three weeks later when he’s standing at the front of a sold out arena he’ll mostly appreciate another chance to be dramatic, “This next one is for Aspen who didn’t laugh when an old man tried to flirt with his husband in the produce aisle. Gareth, count me in.”

#steddie #steddie fic #old man steddie #rockstar eddie munson

[jeniuyn]

e42 miles reaction to his gf calling him bro?

I LOVE THIS PROMPT OMG

NOT YOUR BRO ✮ e!42 miles x fem reader

You and Miles were in the kitchen helping Rio cook dinner. Halfway through making dinner, Rio had to make an emergency stop at the grocery store, claiming that she’d forgotten the most crucial ingredient in the recipe. 

“You kids stay here and finish up dinner while I go grab the onions,” She said, quickly taking off her apron and grabbing her purse.

“Mami I’ll go, it’s not safe out there right now,” Miles interjected.

Rio shook him off, “It’s just across the street Mijo, you stay here and help y/n with dinner,” And with that, Rio was gone.

A comfortable silence fell upon the kitchen as you and Miles continued to make dinner, that was until Miles began to cut the tomatoes…

“Bro what are you doing! You’re gonna cut yourself!” You cried, quickly grabbing the knife from Miles’ hand. “That’s not how you hold a knife Miles, you have to grip it tighter,” You scolded, before demonstrating to him how to cut the tomatoes.

Miles stared at you blankly, not even paying attention to what you were saying, “Hey are you even listening to me right now Miles?” You asked annoyed.

“What’d you call me earlier?” Miles asked completely ignoring your question.

“Miles that’s not important right now I’m trying to teach-”

Miles began to walk towards you until your back was to the kitchen counter, he was towering over you. You looked up at him with concerned eyes.

“What was it that you called me earlier huh? Your bro?” Miles leaned in closer, your faces only a few inches apart, “I’m not your bro y/n.”

You stayed silent, not knowing what to say to Miles’ sudden outburst. He chuckled, “Wow baby, now you decide to be silent, huh?” 

“Tell me what I am y/n.”

“Y-You’re my boyfriend Miles.” 

“Now that wasn’t so hard to say, was it? I better not catch you calling me bro again ma,” He said before leaning in for a kiss.

Suddenly the apartment door busted open and in came Rio, “MILES COME HELP ME WITH THE GROCERIES.”

a/n: i hope this was good!! feel free to request me shit

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