#LUCIFER IS SAM'S PLOT

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Castiel comes to Sam for advice about his crush on Dean but he obfuscates who he's talking about successfully because Sam doesn't know just how much he and Dean hang out without him.

Dean, obliquely trying to come out to Sam during a conversation about settling down: besides who would even want to date me long term. Cas is the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend in years.

Sam, casual and oblivious: I think Cas has a boyfriend.

Dean:...What????

Sam: yeah he told me about him. He's like a drummer or something, travels cross country a lot. I thought you knew? It's pretty serious, they've been together like 8 years I think?

Dean, seething with jealousy and horror: What's he like? Have you met him? What the fuck??

Sam, delighted to have more info on Cas than Dean does for once: Cas really didn't tell you? Well I guess that makes sense. I've always thought he and I share a more profound bond.

Dean: Sam.

Sam: Okay, okay. I haven't met him but from what Cas says, he's like, a real dork. Won't let anyone touch his CD collection, always brings up movie references no one has ever heard of- although it is Cas, who knows what his scale of normal movies is. He's good with kids, apparently.

Dean: sounds annoying.

Sam: ha! That's funny. I said he sounded like you, and Cas gave me a death stare. Yeah just like that one.

Dean: what does Cas want with a normie guy like that? And why didn't he tell me? There's gotta be something going on with this dude. This whole thing stinks. And - wait. Hold the phone. Cas is gay????

Sam: dude, you've met Cas, right?

Dean: shut up!!!! Keep talking. Where can I find this sonofabitch and how can we find out his intentions

Sam: well according to Cas he intends to be [cas impression] 'adorable and infuriating at the same time and succeeds on both counts'. Cas seems pretty happy with the guy, I think we should just be happy for him.

Dean, heartbroken and hiding it gruffly: yeah. I'm fucking ecststic.

#destiel #*zaps supernatural with my beam* sitcom NOW! #sitcomnatural #I love writing silly dialogue like this it's soooo fun. sam isn't stupid he just has Sam Plots happening whenever Cas confides in him #Castiel: he's got a psychosexual fascination with his car. Sam (actively fighting off lucifer in his brain): and he's in a band you say. #cawis creates

[quietwingsinthesky]

being ignored by his evil wife vs getting to entertain her with stories of people being eaten. oh he IS smitten. he is lost to this, people. he is whipped beyond belief. there's nothing else in that head rn except that he get to talk to her for a little while and have dinner together. insane. losing my mind about them.

#I KNEW ABOUT THE VAULT BUT. I DIDNT KNOW HE HAD IT THIS BAD. #his face in this scene im going to. oh my god. #mr capaldi you got the fucking memo here you really did he GETS it. #also. glossed over it a moment ago. HE BROUGHT HER A PIANO??????????? #girl in the attic episode ending with him going back to his wife he's keepingin his basement okay. normal. #open the shutters doctor.... let her look outside for a little bit............ #.............................................................plots they could have done on spn with sam and lucifer that would have made me #very. very happy. #dw lb #dw 10x05

[castiellesbian]

Will say for Supernatural none of the season plots angered me as much as the plot in season 4 of Angel did

#no not the jack plot. not the sam and amelia plot. not apocalypse world or lucifer junk. #nothing will be as bad as angel season 4 #(also being deliberate in specifying season plots #because obviously there is some heinous stuff in spn)

[a-nah]

[Image description : a selfie of an very OOC samifer smiling to the camera doing a victory sign. In white clothes. With rings.

Death and chaos in the background.

Caption: HE SAID YESS!!]

#reverse image description! go! #hehe. its like a drawing prompt #go artist! interpret my command! #draw it literally! #draw the inspiration #at first i was thinking of endverse!luci with gore in the background... but now im reread this and the plot bunnies are multiplying again #sam marrying luci and there's a weeding and theyre both in white. #and Death is there somehow #spn #drawing prompts #sam whinchester #lucifer #supernatural #samifer

[lzrusrising]

head in hands, rocking back and forth. thinking about sam winchester and his constant battle for autonomy

#first with the demon blood arc and then with lucifer #and honestly? theres so many small little plot details that just add to teh fact he has so little autonomy #the* #and it is VERY interesting to me #i love his character so much #sam winchester #spn #supernatural

[suncaptor]

this must be absolutely absolutely devastating for Sam to hear. like unbearable. but also. Jack would never in a million years say that and defend talking to Lucifer like this if anyone had every told him what Lucifer has done.

#like i just #how how how painful this must be #like oh my god they really were like Sam will now adopt lucifer's kid???????????????? #why did they do this it's so insane I'm going to LOSE it what the FUCK kind of plot line is this #exodus #13x22 #caps #incoherents #spn #supernatural #jack kline #lucifer #sam and jack #sammy #sam winchester #jack #s13

[anna-coded]

8x19 taxi driver is such a terrible episode there is SO much wrong with it but i think one of the worst is how they treat the prospect of sam (and dean) returning to hell and the complete lack of thought about how traumatic they would find that.

#like. they literally just had someone weaponise sam AND dean's hell trauma four episodes ago #also even if they didn't think crowley was really in kevin's mind #like. the way they have sam dismiss kevin about it #as if there wasn't just a season long plot about sam hallucinating lucifer and how traumatic THAT was.

[pastorpresent]

Sam being born to literally be the vessel for the devil himself shut UPPPPPPP

#early spn plots fuck me rn #sam winchester #spn #lucifer #supernatural

[timeisacephalopod]

Supernatural made a lot of Dickshit decisions but they have Iron Cajones for making God a short king.

#winters ramblings #short king god is now my headcanon for the christian god. he has a bit of a nepolian complex but is ultimately chill #not supernaturals god he makes worlds and ditches them the moment he gets bored and even gives them the same lore and story #like apocalypse world and OG supernatural verse both have micheal and lucifer battle it out except no sam and dean #and the plot where they need Super Special Vessals is all but lost by the time micheal reappears #anyway Short King God is the superior God #also Older Chuck giving DILF vibes hes not Overly my type but hes a pretty man in grey 🧐🧐

[katya-goncharov]

sam deserved better than j*red

#i think CONSTANTLY abt how fitting it is that in-universe sam has to deal with being the true vessel for lucifer (ultimate figure of evil) #while outside of the show he has the misfortune of being played by j*red (ultimate figure of shittyness) #once again real life parallelling the plot. weirdly fitting #but poor sam :(

[gh-0-stcup]

Honestly, bit of a weird choice to go with Lucifer as the guy to help with stopping Amara. Like Michael's still in the cage, right? And they don't even bring it up as an option.

Michael's older, stronger, and loyal to God. He also helped seal Amara away and has a better reputation with Heaven. Also, that would have fit quite well with Sam's vision of John.

#this might be an unpopular opinion in the fandom but i very much do not understand the show's love affair with lucifer #he was a great villain in season 5 but i've hated pretty much every second he's been on screen since #this plot would have been a good opportunity to explore michael more #and while i have many questions comments and concerns re cas saying yes to lucifer #i'd buy him saying yes to michael in a heartbeat given the situation #(if cas has to be possessed for some reason - the writers really were at a loss with him at this point eh?) #any of them seriously considering setting lucifer free is a bit beyond the scope of my suspension of disbelief #but michael? #i could see them contemplating rolling the dice on that one #of course that would also require sam and dean to remember and give half a shit about the brother who is still locked in a cage in hell #which they'd rather die than do #spn #spn s11

[quietwingsinthesky]

even even funnier if lucifer is divorced and already has jack from his first marriage and jack is in on it. he’s like 15-16 and he keeps talking shit about sam because ‘he’s practically my age, it’s gross!!’ riling up everyone around him while sam and lucifer are being disgustingly affectionate.

#(meanwhile he’s also plotting to see if he can actually get lucifer and sam together because he hasn’t seen his dad have this much fun in. #well. ever. and he likes sam!! he doesn’t want to never see him again after tonight!!) #spn #samifer #lucifer spn #sam winchester #jack kline

[sarcasticdolphin]

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#in a random consequence #of that supernatural meme #with lucifer!sam #and the endverse #combined with the data #irish reunification of 2024 #I'm starting to get supernatural plot bunnies #and its like #damnit plot bunnies #I have about 8 wips #only 1.5 days of the week to write #but temptation is so very strong

[howtokillavampire]

in case anyone wanted to read my samifer wip

#samifer #sam winchester #lucifer spn #spn #supernatural #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 #archive of our own #fic link #wip #i may or may not have been working on this for over five years #i totally rewrote parts of the story and majorly changed the plot during that time #i like it a lot more now but im always scared people miss the original story line #ah #oh well

[lordstormageddidnt]

See when it comes to destiel fics I can handle the Lucifer/Sam Winchester mpreg. What I cannot handle, however, is the fact that every once in a while I get jumpscared by the name "Alfie" being in the fic

#alfie #tayclown #there was one episode of spn that was really funny bc the whole plot was that sam and dean were fighting #but they came together to save alfie #the character alfie not me obviously #and it felt like i had written it as one of those self insert fanfics #anyway #sorry to the mutuals for exposing you to the lucifer x sam mpreg

[suncaptor]

What is Amara but everything Lucifer is claiming to be.

#the fact we didnt see her and Sam interact much is because he could have fixed the entire s11 plot in a half hour #amara #Lucifer #spn #incoherents #supernatural