fellas, is it gay to tenderly comb a guy’s hair as he is bleeding out in your lap, and you have just asked him if he wants a bj, and also you just got done calling him tough guy and buddy boy and cooing about how brave he is, and you very easily undid his belt and unzipped his pants? and then later you kill your old friend and father figure to defend this literal stranger, and cradle him while caressing his face?
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ORANGE YOU GLAD I - *shot*
sketch bc i'm tired uwu
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larry outside the bar: *lighting cigarette* i already had a job when you weren't even born. isnt that funny
freddy, so drunk he cant stand straight: can yuo put that out on me
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I THOUGHT A TERRIBLE THING ABOUT DOGGIES
All in all. LISTEN.
Dogs on the beach. It's a hot day somewhere in Hawaii. Any variety of idiotic things (from awkward straw hats to sandals with socks). But this is the “worst vacation”.
Freddie was buried up to his chin in sand.
Brown decided to have a battle with jellyfish (the fifth one, which he caught to throw in Pink, turned out to be poisonous).
Larry is completely burned and looks like a balding snake. It also hurts because the skin hurts.
Vic decided to go with Eddie to the local market and got food poisoning.
Pink almost drowned (he stood and wet his feet, but was simply carried into the ocean by a strong wave).
Eddie decided to surf in an unequipped place and ended up cutting his leg on the rocks.
Joe was detained at the airport.
Blue is lost.
IN THE RESULT NO ONE BAMS, EVERYONE SITS IN THE HOTEL ROOM AND PLAYS CARDS.
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made this for twitter and thought it was funny so here you go res dogs tumblr
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mind you, freddy was talking about a botched drug deal here. larry had no reason to be cheesing like this. gay ass
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I'll admit it, I never even liked shipping characters. But these two... 😔
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