You had a long and stressful day at work, you deserve to relax and unwind! Oh, your muscles must be so sore, you should let me help with that, that’s what puppy boys are for anyway :3 just sit down and let me wrap my lips around your throbbing cock, hm? I promise it’ll help you feel better, just let me suck your cock, and once you empty a load into my throat I’ll make your favorite tea after ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯
i’ve always dreamed of having a Yarn Detangling Service where crafters ship me their tangled yarns and i detangle them and send them back in neat little balls!
tumblr craft community if you’re reading this, please pay me to detangle your yarn
Ladies, and I mean real experienced ladies, will you please help these young girls out? Feminism has ruined their minds, capitalism has taken away their knowledge of the way a real woman should act. These young girls don't cook, clean, want to care for kids or know how to hire service anymore.
"Take care of me Daddy!" Is all I ever see. How am I supposed to build our world into an Empire with all these desperate, untrained girls around? If I'm taking care of them, how am I supposed to fend off the world?
I've had to learn how to cook, clean, do the laundry, take care of the pets and the kids. All the things that the women I've been with can't seem to figure out, yet they expect me to take care of them and pay for their world? No. No, that's not how this is going to work. One man may feel invincible, but in reality there's a limit to what we can do.
So I ask of you, trad wives, continue this simple list to help all of these Zoomers and Gen Alphas devote themselves to not the education of maths, sciences of the outside world, but building a good home through kitchen chemistry and budget calculation. Remind them that a good woman isn't stupid, simply educated in different areas of study.
A good girl knows when a dish is clean
A good girl knows to sort their laundry
A good girl knows how to pair their wines
A good girl knows how to spend their time
What else should a good woman do? Feel free to get more specific, and take the time to educate this generation of useless women. Help them keep our world moving, and help support the men who will dig us out of this hellscape that has been created from all the seperation. Help them, to help this world be a better place to live.
I'm disgusted with myself for taking one of the saddest parts of Attack on Titan and using it for my sick, personal enjoyment. But a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 😏
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