#Liea rants

[whateverthatgoldsworth]

I experienced my first severely uncomfortable encounter with biphobia today??? Like, I've been called names plenty of times, been glared at, told I'm going to hell by my family members all that shit, and I've managed to just put it past me pretty quick. But I'm at a hotel with a friend to go to a concert later tonight, and apparently her bf was afraid that I'd make a move and take advantage of her, and she didn't see why it would make me uncomfortable or feel like that

#Liea rants #Personal shit #I've had such a bad month #This just made it worse

[fuwafuwatimelord]

Star Wars episode 8.5 scenes from the movie they think they wanted

Scene one

We open as The Force awakens ends Rey in front of Luke arm out stretched revealing the lightsaber

Luke

Well done you’ve managed to find both parts of the map and my father’s lightsaber you’ve past the first test of Jedi training, what’s your name girl?

Rey

I’m Rey I’m from Jakku

Luke

My god Rey! It’s me dad,you’re the result of my one night stand with Obi Wan’s niece Karen Kenobi.

Rey

Why was I abandoned?

Luke

We had to hide you from Snoke or should I say Darth Plagueis

Scene Five

We cut to the resistance fleet, after a quickly written death scene of Princess Liea that was somehow more respectful to the memory of Carrie Fisher than the powerful image of her floating in space or the poiniant last scene with Mark Hamill

Poe

So what do we do now?

Finn

I don’t know but I’m definitely not going to a casino planet to learn about corruption and develop my character in anyway

Poe

We could try some awkward scenes that could be perceived as romantic by online shippers but subtle enough not to have right wing fans ranting about SJWs

Lando

I’m here too

Scene 83

Luke takes down the entire First Order with a laser sword

With one hand he pulls tie fighters out of the sky whilst with the other he throws throws his lightsaber which cuts all the legs off of a walker .

Luke then jumps a hundred feet in the air using cgi that definitely won’t age as badly as flippy-jumpy Yoda from the prequels.

Rey

Amazing! Is there anything the force can’t do?

Luke does the superhero landing

Luke

Yes. It definitely can’t keep you barely alive in space and let your will push you in the desired direction

#star wars #the last jedi #stop complaining #rey #finn #poe dameron #luke skywalker #snoke