#Like ah yes here is the cray cray archduke. And his 'maid' wife. And his best friend ((sort of)) who isn't as cray cray but way messier

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POV: you are a noble in the same room as your emperor Franz Joseph at a function and he is having a stroke and you have no idea why until you see this* going on from the corner of your eye

#archduke franz ferdinand #Sophie Chotek #Wilhelm ii #kaiser wilhelm ii #19th century #20th century #history shitposting #Wwi History #*this: #The heir is eating some serving lady's face and the kaiser is drinking from behind them!1!1!1!1!1! #Tbh none of these ppl feel real in relation to each other #Like ah yes here is the cray cray archduke. And his 'maid' wife. And his best friend ((sort of)) who isn't as cray cray but way messier #Who also happens to be the kaiser of Germany #Literally sitcom material #Oh ya and by cray cray i mean transparently neurodivergent and obv one of wilhelms messy counts was his disability #I love their dynamic. High society lowlife. Feral solidarity etc 10/10 #Based on that One Meme i hope everyone knows??????? #Hope im not that old???? #draw the squad #Also hello hi history followers im bACK </3