I think the man and the plant shoukd kiss
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POV: you are a strange and interesting-- perhaps even bizarre-- plant
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it’s just the ass it turns me on
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when you hear a trans man saying he likes 80s movies, you know you'll hear some weird shit. green liquids. guy chopping his arm off with a chainsaw. talking evil plant. gay ass vampires. what the fuck
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They make me go bananas like actually
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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space
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today’s the eclipse, so make sure to check on your local florist just in case they’ve got any new and interesting plants ☺️💕🌸
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Hope everyone in the path of the eclipse is/was having fun!! I myself happened to come across this Strange And Interesting Plant, so that's pretty neat!!
ᵃᵘᵈʳᵉʸ ⁱⁱ ᵖᵘᵖᵖᵉᵗ ᵇʸ ᵃʳᵗᵇʸᵈᵒⁿⁿᵃ
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What a lovely little shop. Shame about the horrors.
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