#Loki foils every plan with excuses of 'trying to acclimatize to the culture' and 'i don't like it'

[worstloki]

i like to HC that the Grandmaster was like “here Loki :) I’m gifting you an outfit :) it’s in my signature colours gold blue and red :) You should wear it :)” 

and Loki went :/ and said “I hate red” and put his own boots on instead and then went “bad shade” to the gold cape just to spite the man and changed it to that yellow because “it just works better” and he got away with a 90% dark blue outfit that ended up barely matching the GM who was trying to woo him through clothes and didn’t kill him because he hasn’t gotten what he wants yet all because he was acting nice and smiling through it with a customer service face

#someone said all the Ace Loki headcanons are angst #but #have you considered Loki is generally just angst? #so anyway #please imagine Loki tearing apart the GMs gift and getting away with it but barely #''ew I don't like bright blu--'' ''what :) was :) that :) loki :)'' ''nothing Grandmaster. you don't mind if I darken this do you?'' #like he can't outright disobey the Grandmaster or he'll be killed/thrown into the ring but he also really doesn't want him to have ideas #so he just minorly tweaks things up #toeing the line that lets him do SOME stuff but also stay away from the s*x and all #dying over the Grandmaster gifting Loki some elaborate glitter outfit after Loki said he likes gold and Loki turns up in yellow #''what about the boots I gifted you? they were sexy :('' ''i think my black ones are fine :) and hate red :)'' #''well at least you still put on the leather--'' *goes to touch* ''this is a repurposed ikea bag actually :)'' *touch=crinkle plastic noise* #Loki foils every plan with excuses of 'trying to acclimatize to the culture' and 'i don't like it' #''if you're trying to acclimatize to the culture you should sleep with me we're notorious for... culture... :)~'' #loki very visibly disgusted stuffing breadsticks into his tiny tiny fake pockets: i have to go #grandmaster sweating: no wait! we also have a gladiator ring! i'll let you have some starting credits! #loki: ...i'm listening #the grandmaster has to adapt to not getting what he wants and trying to bribe with things other than The Sex...to eventually try get The Sex #there we go a happy ace loki on sakaar HC :) see I managed fine :) #(loki throws away all the red that's given to him and it has nothing to do with him thinking thor is dead okAY)