#Loki who notoriously in other medias cuts people’s hair when they get more of Thor’s attention than himself

[worstloki]

Marvel: (trying to ease people into the idea of thorki) what if blonde violent loki and loki kissed? 😏 what if we involved loki with thor’s friend sif’s hair without reason? 😉 what if thor and loki happily called each other brother but weren’t brothers? 😳 and loki messed with the lady thor slept with who thor told him about and lost contact with without consequence but thor still went to him for help? 😏😉😳

#I’m crying #What If? #the Loki show #canon is like yea sif who notoriously likes thor and is married to him sometimes in other media gets her hair cut by loki #Loki who notoriously in other medias cuts people’s hair when they get more of Thor’s attention than himself #and then canon decides no explanation is needed #while throwing a rash explosive bratty blonde Loki variant at Loki to kiss him #like ok canon. ok. #meanwhile Thor’s type is. what? smart dark haired people????? #😭 #thorki #Thor/Loki