#Loki’s one of those people who like 87% of his exes are twice his age

[musclesandhammering]

You can have all the headcanons you want but there’s nothing you can say or do to convince me that Loki’s biggest turn on isn’t older men.

#and not even necessarily in a daddy kink way #he just think old guys are hot #like he’s it’s 100% bc of his daddy issues I get that #but also he just likes the look and the attitude and the vibe #Loki’s one of those people who like 87% of his exes are twice his age #figuratively I mean #because he dates all across the species spectrum #so the ages aren’t really scaled the same #but you know what I mean #like a 65 year old human would be considered twice his age in relative terms #yea #anyway #loki #loki headcanon #frosty bby #gonna go ahead and tag this as #lokius #and #frostmaster