Loki when he first realised Mobius wasn’t going to stop him from kicking ass:
Loki: He wants a fight, I’ll give him a fight
Mobius: Okay
Loki: Really though, I’m going to make him disappear
Mobius: Good for you
Loki (getting more confused): I’m going to make him wish he’d never been born
Mobius: Bit over the top, but go for it
Loki: …
Mobius: Well, what are you waiting for? I’ve got better things to be doing with my day-
Loki: Aren’t you going to tell me ‘no’?
Mobius: Do you want me to tell you no?
Loki: Well— I suppose— I don’t know, I’m just so used to people talking me out of things
Mobius: If I told you ‘no’ would it make a difference?
Loki: Probably not
Mobius: Exactly, so go for it
Loki: Well it’s no fun when you’re just letting it happen
Mobius: For Gods— Loki, just do it
Loki: No, I don’t want to now
Mobius: *sighs*
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“this ship is not canon” babe, they’re fictional characters. they’re not real. they’re literally dolls we play with. we don’t care about whether or not these fictional characters’ love story is canon in this piece of media that is also entirely based on fiction. I mean, sure, canon would be lovely, but it’s a bonus. it’s not necessary. what we care about is the fun of talking about these 2 idiots being in love.
we don’t give a fuck if they didn’t kiss in “canon”. they had raw sex in thousands of fics about them though. and I’d say that’s more than enough to make people who ship them happily ship them even harder. happy shipping!
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [190/?]
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I can hear the bickering of Mobius and Loki on that damn tandem bike…
Mobius: Stop going so fast!
Loki: Mobius, if you haven’t noticed, we’re chasing the only man who can stop the TVA being destroyed
Mobius: Yeah- But you don’t need to peddle so aggressively
Loki: I’m not- I’m not peddling aggressively- I’m peddling normally
Mobius: Damn well near shaking this thing, if I fall off-
Loki: You’re not going to fall off, it’s not my fault I’ve got longer legs. You really should’ve let me be at the front
Mobius: And trust you not to crash us? No I don’t think so
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How it started:
Where it went:
Been thinking about making this meme for a while.
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