omfg the reason why liu kang never pursued the kitana of his new timeline was because that kitana wasn't his kitana,,,
he would rather be alone than be with someone that isn't his kitana,,,
i need a minute-
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straight up not respecting some of the alleged p2 characters' ages as they were given on the VA's papers bc you're telling me this is a 27yo man on the left & a 35(!)yo woman on the right? you jest. this woman is in her 20s at most. she doesn't have a wrinkle of age on her face. just worry. i know men age like milk this is taking the piss. i know patho 2 is the "hot blemishless 20something white(-passing) women" game but at this point own it. don't try lying to me. she doesn't look a day past 29. got friends below 25 with more winkles. in the first half of the 20th century too. where would she be getting her anti-aging serums.
you're telling me this woman who's a chronic worrier, dealing with chronic pain, who smokes like a locomotive to cope is allegedly 5 years Older than this guy who's been drinking himself to sleep for like 5 years.
(mike's mic voice) don't piss me off
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Sparrow Ben is a complete dickhead BUT LUTHER BEING LIKE “not everyone’s invited” (to his bachelor party) AND BEN STOPPING AS HE WALKED BY BECAUSE HE HEARD AND HE KNEW IT WAS ABOUT HIM
AND THEN SEEING BEN LEANING AGAINST THE RAILING LOOKING A LIL UPSET AS HE HEARD THE FUN THE UMBRELLAS WERE HAVING DOWNSTAIRS
HE JUST WANTED TO BE INCLUDED PLS
Someone else better get married AND INVITE HIM TO THE BACHELOR PARTY
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Comedic Barnaby ask here again! I'm sorry, I meant your Modern Human au thingy, my bad lmao.
ohhh ok - was just informed that you probably mean comedian, which makes a lot more sense than what my mind was interpreting!
he does actually do little side gigs around comedy! he even got a degree in clowning, but his main job (at the "present day" part of the timeline) is bartending at the same queer club that Eddie does drag performances in! sometimes Barns will open a show etc with a lil' stand-up act, and when he can, he'll do other comedy-based stuff at local venues
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I'm just going to say it, Matthew Newman walked so that Jonah Magnus could run, I will NOT back down on this. I don't care how much older Jonsey Magnet is, Cutter didn't need some bitchass eldritch god and a crippling fear of death to start body hopping. He was a goddamn self-made immortal by way of pure spite and weird little blind girl, he gaslit a Russian scientist into making him his apocalypse bomb no eldritch required, he played 4D chess against an alien superintelligence and won. Mr Cutter was the fucking original, get Bitchard out of my sight, listen to Wolf 359. [mic drop]
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Spiderverse/UTMV crossover where Ink/Error/Core Frisk accidentally find the spider society and hijinks ensue.
A specific scenario brewing in my head is one where Frisk asks Miguel about how everything works and realizes very quickly how simple this universe works (no timelines/destroyers/anti void/other complicated shit) and also that Miguel has an insane grip hold on the entire place (which is entirely different from the whole “do whatever the fuck you want” vibe that the UTMV has) which may pose as a problem that Frisk is willing to help solve!
Error might be mistaken as a spider person due to his ability to manipulate his own strings, he also has to be convinced not to destroy everything in his sight (because anomalies). I also do think certain conversations with him would be funny like his glitches and such.
Ink meanwhile has to be constantly monitored or else he’ll run off and get lost, most likely ecstatic to see everything. He might have the most immediate questions about how everything works or might be the most friendly out of everyone, I wouldn’t be surprised if he made a lot of friends there.
Also mutual shock on both parties ends is great as well. Ink, Error & Frisk being amazed at the watches and the fact that they can’t naturally go to different dimensions so they found a work around, while the spiders are surprised at the fact that not only are they not glitching but they also have the ability to go to different dimensions on their own without a watch or anything!
Oh yeah and the whole “canon event” thing is getting immediately shot down by the people at UTMV lol
If you want please use this idea, I need content (tag me if you post it on tumblr tho)
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