#Love my gay ass shark

[galaxytoons]

#galaxytoons #art #drawing #wip #vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #shark vox #Hazbin hotel #helluverse #he has gyatt #Help vox is holding a gun to my head making me draw him hot #Stupid sexy tv man #Why is he hot #I SHOULDNT BE THINKING A TV IS HOT #THAT IS A TELEVISION WITH AN ASS #WHYYYYYYY #cries #im so #guh #gay #im so bisexual for him #Hey haha we’re both bisexual and pathetic #Bisexual pathetic people supremacy #Gay men #live laugh love gay men #why am i like this #why am i doing this #why am i here

[certainkindofscientist]

Gingerbread (and Maxwell)

#gingerbread #maxwell #my art #digital art #art #heehee random design!! i love them. . . #i just wanted another shark character #OH RIGHT #furry art #sfw furry #little uhhhh gay ass scarf

[ladykissingfish]

*Kisame walks into the Akatsuki hideout carrying a large sack*

Kisame: Okay, so … how much do you all love me?

Konan: Depends on what you’re about to ask. 

Kisame: Alright, well … I may have, accidentally … killed Hidan.

Deidara: No, you didn’t, hm. You know that freak is immortal.

Kisame: Well I think I might have ended that for him! I was with him on a mission and after we took out the enemy he grabbed one of the bodies for that heathen prayer ritual thing. But I just wanted to get home so I ripped that stupid necklace off of him mid-prayer. And before I knew it Samehada had sucked him dry of chakra. It’s been 7 hours and he hasn’t moved or breathed …

Kisame: *holds up the sack* I put him in here, and I need help hiding him.

Deidara: Why didn’t you just drop him in the woods somewhere?

Itachi: And why do you need to hide him in the first place?

Kisame: Kakuzu. I know he acts like he hates the bastard but come on, anyone can see the truth. He’ll probably gut me and hang me up on the wall! And really, drop him in the woods? For gods sake, he was a part of us! Do you think he’d want his final resting place to be in some dark hole in the forest? Instead of here, with those who loved him??

Itachi: “Loved” is stretching it …

Zetsu: That’s quite a touching sentiment, Kisame.

Deidara: It’s quite stupid, hm. But … *goes to a spot behind the chair and lifts up a couple of floorboards* Stick him in here until after Kakuzu goes to bed, then we can bury him under that tree in the garden.

Konan: … Did those boards always move?

Deidara: No; Danna uses this to stash his valuable puppets, hm.

Sasori: Way to keep my secrets, brat.

*they hear Kakuzu coming*

Deidara, whispering: Hurry!

*Kisame quickly dumps the body into the hole in the floor, Deidara replaces the boards, and they both sit with the others and try to look casual*

Kakuzu: Oh, Kisame, you’re back from that mission already? Where’s Hidan? 

Kisame: We … uh … after the mission we separated because he wanted a longer walk to stretch his legs but I took the short way home. H-he should be here soon?

Kakuzu: Mm. By the way … I was going through the accounts this morning, and discovered quite a large sum of money missing from the savings. Anyone have any idea what happened to it?

*nobody says anything*

Kakuzu: Well don’t all talk at once, now. Come on, it didn’t just disappear, did it? I —

*from under the floor*

Hidan: The puppet’s got a LOT of new and EXPENSIVE-ass looking tools down here! And why don’t ya ask shark-dick about that new hilt on his fucking gay-ass sword?!

Kakuzu: What the fuck —

Sasori: I hate this house.

Kisame: … Shit.

#KisameBirthdayBash2024 #Kisame Birthday Bash 2024 #hiding the body #the akatsuki #chaos everywhere #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #hidan #kakuzu #konan #deidara #sasori #zetsu

[kimpining]

Hey happy pride month!!! Why not celebrate by reading nearly a million words of a science fiction web serial written by a lesbian transwoman about communists fighting for justice under the sea in sick ass mechs. It's: crazy good. I love it so much. Personal favorite bits are the shia muslim catgirls, the cannibalistic* shark women, and the amount of deeply effusive gay and transgender love depicted. It's my favorite book and I think everyone should read it. And there's even an epub you can just download off the site!!! Wow!!!

#unjust depths #i cannot stress enough how much i love this book.

[sergeifyodorov]

who is your favorite player on every team?

omg this is sucha good ask anon... under the cut for my little explanations

bruins: pasta... nails PAINTED front teeth CHIPPED glasses ON. i hate him every time he actually plays the leafs because he's so goddamn good but separated from that i enjoy his silly ass immensely

panthers: society has moved past the need for anyone to enjoy any florida panthers (bobrovsky)

leafs: im an austonhead through and through... generational goalscorer and queeny what can't he do

lightning: stamkos for symbolism reasons. bonus nikita kucherov because he's one of those larionov-type really analytical players and i love that

red wings: moritz

canadiens: juraj slafkovsky because he is just SO giant puppy and he is absolutely hilarious

sabres: dahlin for psychosexual reasons

sens: CLAUDE GIROUX!!! GINGER FRANCO ONTARIEN DILF OF ALL TIME!!!!!! NECK GUARD!!!! BISEXUAL SUBTEXT!!!!!! CLAUD!

rangers: artemi panarin (only child of divorce)

hurricanes: seth jarvis (one of very few nhlers i feel like i could have a normal human dumbass conversation with)

islanders: mat barzal (diva)

flyers: travis konecny (sexy)

devils: nico hischier (sexy)

penguins: evgeni malkin (diva)

capitals: alex ovechkin (sexy)

blue jackets: patrik laine (because there's something SOOOOO compelling about being a draft bust and also the fact that he is just kind of a weirdly blonde freak white walker lookin dude who wears interesting outfits)

jets: nik ehlers. points for being a) danish (nobody's DANISH in this league) and b) that one time sch*fele hurt that hab and ehlers protected him when everyone got into that scrum going for schiefele

avalanche: alex georgiev for punching tda

dallas stars: where do i START with the stars... robo i think

preds: JUUSE SAROS MY LEEDL GUYYYYY

blues: gonna go with brayden schenn... any relative of luke's is a friend of mine

coyotes: either clayton keller or alex kerfoot

wild: idk flower?

blackhawks: connor bedard is legitimately my little guy. i love that freak. im at practice... in chicago... CHICAGO???. went on a pilgrimage to see Him in person and it was great (leafs lost in overtime and he got 0 points)

canucks: as much as i love and appreciate my fellow gays im gonna have to go with quinnifer here. he's literally quinn hughes i don't know what you want from me

golden knights: jeichel

kings: anze kopitar <3

oilers: mcdavid... he's literally everything. cursed by god. pro gay. really good at hockey. ginger

kraken: honestly i have never thought about the kraken a single day of my entire life. who's their goalie? grubauer? i'll go grubauer

flames: naz kadri :))))))))

ducks: i know we're all supposed to have ducks opinions nowadays but im going to carefully say lukas dostal and be done with it

sharks: duclair. free of the panthers and ready to be given space in my heart

#asks #:D

[neuroticbookworm]

Step by Step Episode 8 Ramblings

Episode 7 Ramblings, here

Put is not even gonna let Pat say his piece? 2 minutes in and I'm already burning mad

"I haven't taken you for granted like before"

"I know, you've been really good to me" Oh Pat, you pathalogical people pleaser

I continue being impressed by this show showcasing how adults do and should handle relationships and everything that comes with it. This must be one of the most realistic breakup scenes in BLs. And it is done without compromising the emotions of the characters. Hats off, really

Jane is wearing two layers of pink. Our resident Tumblr color demon @respectthepetty has taught us that pink = love, so good to know that his feelings has remained unchanged or even intensified from last when we saw him

My god, Khun Jeng looks so fineeeeeeeee

And he's wearing a dark blue shirt underneath his neutral brown jacket. While Pat is in a dark blue cardigan. Interesting

Ohhhhhhh wow Jane is pissed and Jaab is too. The cat fight between these two is gonna be hilarious

Put, you insufferable snake, ya dumped. Stop misrepresenting facts

Jeng, how the fuck did you know? Are you really THAT perceptive?

Oh man, that is the worst takeaway you can ever have from a failed relationship

*jaw dropped* Oh Jeng is going for the jugular. Oh he's done playing games, he wants to fight

Oooooooooof. Put, you manipulative bastard

Oh it's still not over. Oh they're still going, holy shit, this is intense

Is that a threat, about coming out? Seriously, what the fuck

I CAN'T WAIT to read all the body language analyses y'all are gonna write on that scene. Woah, that really was something

Ae and Beam are here!

Well, Ae looks like a goddess, as usual. What else is new?

I love this scene and the commentary that comes with it. Keep your noses out of pregnant people's business, for fuck's sake! How hard is it to have some basic decency?

I love that Tae is calling out how quickly Jeng's mood changes from brooding to giddy and vice versa in this conversation.

We have a new stuffie. The shark is out and the tiger is in. YES I SEE IT AND I LOVE IT

Oh I'm sooo ready for this non-date date. I want the sweet, sweet fluff to drown me. Gimme all the blushing, all the eye contact, all the accidental brushing of fingers, GIVE IT TO ME

OH MY GOD, he planned the whole thing. He had people move chairs out of the way for aesthetics. This complete bitch (affectionate)

GUYS, THE FLIRTING, I know I said I can handle it, but this is too adorable ^^

Jeng just hung up on his brother in a flash, not even waiting for him to respond? Oh that's cold

Oh shit, Pat is drunk, again, Here come the truth bombs

Damn, Man Trisanu is nailing this. He is acting his ass off to show how restless Jeng feels before every almost-confession

This slowburn is gonna kill us all, honestly

Oh we are dancing, oh it's so gloriously awkward, oh make it stop

Jaab, my beloved, I've missed your melodrama. You look like a divorced sugar baby who won half the riches in the settlement, I love it

Jeng tells Pat he can be just a safe space for him, while Pat is sobbing on his shoulder about his ex. All while Jeng has been trying the whole day to confess his own feelings for Pat. Every atom of this man is a green flag, I swear

These drunk disaster gays, I love them so much

Pat, sweetie, no. Please, you must be joking. Don't tell me you didn't know, DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE THAT OBLIVIOUS!

Okay, now Pat has to rethink each and every one of their interactions to see if he has ever misled Jeng, or if Jeng has ever crossed his boundaries. And then recalibrate his feelings with this new information. Yeah, this could take a while.

I'm leaning more and more towards the possibility of a second season, or even a special episode, after the show ends. Because there is no way they can fit all the domesticity these characters deserve within the next couple of episodes.

Ahhhh I can't believe the slowburn is still not over. I love it and I hate it and I'm pretty sure this show has turned me into a sadomasochist.

#step by step #step by step series #step by step the series #step by step ep8

[mckinleyrp]

𝒎𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒍𝒆𝒚𝒓𝒑 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚 #01 🎤 ( credits to meme post here )

due to interest, welcome to our first meme day, mckinley/dalton/carmel students. since many of us are still getting used to one another... why not take this opportunity to send in some asks/prompts? you can reblog this post or even just reference back to this while sending it to other players. sending memes will go on from the beginning of saturday, feb 24 until the end of sunday, feb 25 ( EXTENDED UNTIL FRIDAY, MARCH 1ST! ). if you still happen to have some ask prompts in your inbox the day after sunday, you're completely free to still answer them whenever you can! please try and send a prompt to each character, just so everyone can get involved. you're not required to answer everything right away, you can always save it for later. feel free to use these ask prompts for one on one threads/conversations. you're able to reply to these either as a simple dash chat, or even a para type style.

❝ I am engorged with venom and triumph. ❞ ❝ Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks? ❞ ❝ You're the most talented person I know. ❞ ❝ Are you questioning my badassness? ❞ ❝ Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry? ❞ ❝ Wait. Let's pray. ❞ ❝ I don't know why I find [your/his/her/their/its] stupidity charming. ❞ ❝ Yep. I'm gay. 100% gay. ❞ ❝ I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker. ❞ ❝ Sex is not dating. ❞ ❝ You know how hard long distance relationships can be, we both saw the Notebook. ❞ ❝ I'd say 'bye' but I wouldn't want to make you angry.  ❞ ❝ I know I’m sorry. I always go to the yelling place I have rage.  ❞ ❝ I can’t believe what you’ve done to my body I used to have abs!.  ❞ ❝ You used to be just sort of unlikable. But now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.  ❞ ❝ They can't touch us, or what we have. ❞ ❝ You know my coffee order? ❞ ❝ I'd choose you over everyone. ❞ ❝ You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally. ❞ ❝ Look, I don't mean to be a bitch... well actually I do. ❞ ❝ They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. ❞ ❝ I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting. ❞ ❝ Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down. ❞ ❝ I won my first dance competition when I was three months old. ❞ ❝ I just want somebody to love me. ❞ ❝ Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting-there has been so much fun? ❞ ❝ Prejudice is just ignorance. ❞ ❝ I came here for me, because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love. ❞ ❝ You always zig when I think you're about to zag. ❞  ❝ You can refuse to be the victim. ❞ ❝ Why is your boyfriend's bare ass on one of my vintage flea market chairs? ❞ ❝ Guys can be divas too. ❞  ❝ Is this me feeling enough for you? ❞ ❝ How can you relate to what I'm going through? ❞ ❝ Being a part of something special makes you special. ❞

#wmacmeme

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

episode 5 thoughts:

- not the bell around his neck 💀💀

- ed looks so goofy i love

- pete definitely came up with the bell idea didn’t he

- something is so deeply wrong with every single character in this show <3

- i feel like it shouldn’t be that hard to accept buttons turning into a bird it kinda tracks for him

- i am so here for the jim polycule interacting

- oh yep there it was pete came up with the bell

- “the bar is on the floor”

- fuck yes con and nathan getting to have scenes together

- izzy taking the cigarette from lucius,,,, kinda gay 👀

- god i love stede

- ed is back in his depression robe era

- “oh hey friend :)” “OH FUCK YOU!!!!”

- lucius’ reaction to ed is definitely the most fair

- “i will let you push me off the ship” “…actually that could be huge”

- izzy tittes.

- “what did he say about me specifically?” oh izzy you poor man

- izzy slapping stede in the ass 😌

- stede shooting the sail was so fucking funny to me

- i love fang so much he’s so special to me 😭😭

- izzy and stede’s dynamic >>>>

- HORROR EPISODE?!?!?!???

- HELL FUCKING YES CURSES AND BODY HORROR FUCK ME UPPPPPP

- stede is slaying so hard in his cursed shit

- “i did a punch 😀”

- “that shit is decadent”

- why is izzy watching stede check himself out 🤨

- “i once watched a crew gouge their eyes out over a curse” “sounds like syphilis” …what.

- pete using the phrase “living rent free in your head” was goofy to me

- i love pete so fucking much!!! oh my god!!!!

- “but i never hear anything about the fact that you lived” …….holy shit.

- polycules who fight curses together stay together 😌👊

- oh yes, renowned non-superstitious man of science, frenchie

- so true always remember to thank the fairies

- knife parade 💀💀💀

- “i got it out of my system when we beat you to death :)”

- oh izzy’s just living in denial okay

- he made lucius a little shark :’)

- roach refering to frenchie’s “beautiful body”

- “he’s blaming the bean!” “it’s a legume”

- “those fucking barbarians 😩”

- stede telling izzy to fuck off was very satisfying ngl

- okay but fang have you considered that ed just has adhd

- stede’s serving so much cunt in this shirt (also i would kill for that shirt)

- “does that make us horrible people?” “or does that make us smarter people!” is such a change in character for pete and stede compared to last season

- tragic that ed’s not around to see stede be baddass and sexy

- lucius defacing the ship to make a little mural of pete i love them

- okay but there was absolutely a second there where pete thought lucius was gonna suck his dick

- HOLY SHIT ARE THEY GONNA GET MARRIED?!?!?!!!

- OH MY GOD im so mentally ill about them,,, they’re gonna be husbands!!!!!!!!

- this scene paralleling the end of s1ep5,, they can’t not kiss

- “that wasn’t a long story at all”

- the direct callback to “you wear fine things well” 😭😭

- KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!

- hand hold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- communication!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- kevin.

- oh whoops i forgot about the post credits scenes

- ed teach my most special girl <3

- this preview for next week is insane,,, also are they in bed together? is stede pushing ed up against a wall? 👀

this is so long i’m sorry i am simply so mentally ill over them

#AMAZING episodes. oh my god. 10/10. #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 #eli.posts

[emotionalsupportweapon]

A few brief notes on ZeXal character designs follow.

Yuma: whatever Takahashi was on when he designed this hairstyle, I want some, even though it'll take me a full week to recover from taking it.

Shark: his name is Shark, but his hair looks like an octopus, and I love this for him.

Astral: it's come to my attention that they CENSORED his slender, elegant agender alien ass in the dub, and this is, as far as I'm concerned, an actual crime that should send someone to actual jail. No one who can rock inhuman nudity the way Astral does should be subject to ANY kind of censorship. If you're gonna censor something, censor his preposterously deep, smooth, stirring English dub voice, because THAT got me gay a lot quicker than his ass did.

#yu gi oh #yugioh zexal #yuma tsukumo #astral zexal #anime #character design #yumas hair is straight up dangerous #no wonder no one writes smut about this show just imagine hair that sharp getting anywhere near your crotch

[neeko-system]

finally got around to reading specter alters operator rec...

she just, walks around, talking with girls and dancing with them and being gay and hanging out. she starts spitting about art and space and the ocean. each way she interacts with the women in her life. aaaaa its so good

i love this gay ass artistic creature shark girl with every fiber of my being. im literally throwing up and crying

#specter arknights #skark posting #she is everything and she is me

[superjumpintomyheart]

Ayo ,So would it be possible to get some Mariver (Marie x Shiver) Hcs up in here? (With possibly some mutual pinning at first?)

yo mariver is a very cute ship <3 i think i posted some hcs about them before (or maybe i forgot and its in my drafts whoops i think i posted it tho) but i shall give you the pining!! Story mode spoilers for obvious reasons

Marie and Shiver first meet when Deep Cut is like trying to bandit everything in alterna right but oh my god imagine Marie's internal gay panic when she sees Shivers gay ass "Even sharks call me cold blooded..." and the flick of their fan?!?!?

To everyone else (except maybe Callie) she looks completely normal but on the inside Marie's heartbeat just skyrocketed and she's just standing there like :0

Love at first sight essentially lmao

Deep Cut is too focused on making their presence known that Shiver doesn't really get to take in Marie's presence until they decide to work together and they realize agent 1 and 2 are THE squid sisters

I think Shiver would have had like a celebrity crush on Marie during the height of the squid sisters popularity and then it definitely dies down once they start promoting solo and taking a break from music, so when Shiver actually meets Marie - not Marie of the squid sisters - they're starting to crush on her for real

thankfully after deciding to team up, deep cut and the squid sisters aren't trying to splat each other for territory anymore so they start to hang out casually as friends

then that turns into just Marie hanging out with Shiver and eventually one of them starts joking about "oh we're going on a lunch date?"

and the other is like "haha yeah a date :)"

they wouldn't even realize they've been flirting with each other this whole time, they just have massive crushes on each other and are too caught up in liking the other person they dont even think about if the other likes them back

i think Shiver would be the one to say something first because they just can't hold it back anymore and they tell Marie, "You're incredible and I really like you in more than a friend way, but it's okay if you don't feel the same-"

Marie has to interrupt like, "wait- you like me? I thought I was the one liking you??"

and they laugh and realize they've been so oblivious to the other person's flirtatious behavior (bc both of them are kind that way in general around anyone)

after they talk about their silly little crushes on each other they officially ask each other out and start formally "dating" as significant others <3

bonus: callie and frye have been meeting up with each other while mariver is on their not-dates and talking about how the two of them are so in love but they are absolutely oblivious, so they make a bet, frye saying shiver will confess first, callie saying marie will confess first, and whoever wins gets all you can eat crusty sean's for a day. frye is obviously very happy with her win.

#splatoon #splatoon ask #splatoon 3 #splatoon deep cut #deep cut splatoon #deep cut #marie cuttlefish #marie splatoon #shiver splatoon #mariver #shiver x marie #marie x shiver #callie cuttlefish #callie splatoon #frye splatoon #splatoon 3 story mode #splatoon 3 spoilers

[canonically47]

i watched the entirety of total drama 2023 today, and here's how it went (spoilers below!) (no duh...):

got very, very, VERY emotionally attached to zee, laughed my ass off at most of his lines, absolutely adored every minute of him being on screen, and cringed when he announced he had joined both alliances, then got SUPER MAD at chris allowing the players to vote again. what bullshit

found bowie and raj's romance absolutely adorable, although cut a bit short, but they made up for it by bringing everyone back in the finale and having raj cheer for bowie so intensely! also, ADORED wayne and how supportive he was! he was absolutely adorable!!! and after being so into the many queer ships of the fandom, actually hearing the words 'gay' and 'bi' on total drama made me kind of tear up. that was adorable.

also, loved everyone, from wayne to chris and sharks being supportive of bowie and raj, but how much chris emphasized his hatred of emma and chase's relationship. i also hate them, by the way. emma was cool until folding all the way back for chase.

very mixed on ripper. on one side, he is annoying and one big fart joke, but on the other side, he seems like he could genuinely be sweet if he tried hard enough - or not at all! he didn't even want to help millie, but she still found him helpful when giving her advice on how to win priya over again!

weirdly enough, found no new ships except for rajbow. saw some people shipping priya and millie, as well as wayne and raj, but honestly - and this is VERY unusual for me to say - i think those two duos are way better off as platonic! of course, massive respect for those who ship them, they have some cute moments that i guess you could take for romantic if you wanted to, but they're not my style.

the whole goat thing was hilarious. the goats going >:O at bowie saying he has eaten and will eat goat again was just so good.

the pretty boys need to try to make it further, man. justice for caleb. a lot of eliminations were kind of unfair to me, actually, especially axel's, and for ripper i really felt like he could've gone another time. i've already mentioned zee. *sobs* zee............... he is the winner in my eyes. (is it obvious i have a favorite?) (i think it's bowie but zee is tying with him. zee <333)

i kind of disliked millie at the start but hearing her mini-speech about her own insecurities and thinking she's above everyone else...argh i kin her so hard stop she deserves the world.

chef? was actually interested?? in their safety??? up until the finale of course but i found that so weird

i screamed in shock and disappointment when bowie didn't win, but i kind of knew deep down inside they were bold enough to add an openly gay contestant, and although i was certain he would make it to the finale, i was expecting the win to go to priya because they wouldn't go much further than that. next season, though :')

i was very surprised with how major some of the roles were, and how insignificant others were! i feel like lauren, mk and nichelle were hyped up a lot, but i barely got attached to them, while i just saw one or two posts of priya and millie, and assumed they would not even make it to the final ten. i also thought some ships would have more interactions due to some fandom posts - nichelle and axel... the potential was THERE... but they barely got a WORD........

what i'm thinking for next season:

chase and emma break up all over again, but (HOPEFULLY.) this time it's for good, and emma and bowie get a chance to properly reunite and become friends again.

bowie and raj will also be an official couple, but because of that, i doubt chris would let them on the same team.

it would also be fun to see wayne on the same team as bowie, and not raj! bowie talks his ears off about how great raj is, and then wayne does the same (but platonically) and it's great. everyone hates them because all they hear about is raj, raj, raj.

caleb - please, please, god - makes it a bit further this time, and damien makes it to the final five! everyone is shocked, including him.

my ideal final five would be raj, wayne, bowie, zee, and damien, but i seriously doubt that would happen because they always keep things equal between the genders, so, for the sake of the next point, let's say it's raj, axel, zee, nichelle, and bowie.

my ideal elimination order would be:

mk ("we don't want you spying on us again, that's gross")

lauren (costs them the challenge because she got carried away being creepy)

caleb (the votes are rigged against him yet again, this time by julia! goddamn it julia)

ripper (his pride got in the way and cost them the challenge, but he managed to get a bit of redemption in the episodes he was in),

millie (too injured from a challenge to continue, urges priya to keep pushing forward)

julia (people get tired of her bullshit much quicker this time and vote her off before she can cause any more unwanted drama, but spoiler alert, bowie's still here, so you did nothing, guys)

chase (right after emma's major breakup with him! ouch.)

priya (takes it VERY. HARD.)

emma (the votes are rigged against her)

damien (he put up a good fight)

wayne ("WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNEEEEEEEEEE" - raj)

nichelle (it is found out that she rigged the votes)

bowie ("BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE" - raj).

the final three are raj, axel, and zee. raj has an alliance with wayne, bowie, emma and zee - zee joined because he wanted to make up for the last failed alliances - and so, raj and zee team up to get axel out (because they literally couldn't otherwise).

side note, bowie still got voted out because nichelle helped by rigging the votes from afar for axel. what the fuck.

so, for the first time in total drama history, the final two are of the same gender! lots of angry letters for that one.

it seems that zee has the win for a while - against all odds! - but, to make up for his boyfriend losing completely last time, raj takes the win, and splits the money between himself, wayne, and bowie! there's a remaining dollar in there somewhere, and zee's mad happy to get it. (raj actually gives him more, but that's between you and me.)

and that's it! i'm obviously very biased because i have favorites, other opinions are welcome if you wanna discuss :D

here is a list of my ranking of the characters (for which this tierlist was used) to finish this post off strong:

#total drama #total drama 2023 #total drama island #tdi #td #td23 #td2023

[musashi]

PLEASE PLEASE EXPLAIN CASE 3 OF TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS CAUSE I JUST. CANT GET THROUGH IT 😭😭 and i KNOW if i hear you talk about it ill make my way past but its. its literally the ONLY 3rd case ive gotten stuck on? with the other 2 games i was INVESTED in them but. for whatever reason the only highlight was that Dang Cafe and now its just. Going. and Going. i know that old pigeon feeding man is supposed to be Quirky but. i find him So. Boring.

oh god i dont know if i can do that one and make it interesting. recipe is so bad i hate every second of it

4 months prior to the events of the case local idiot loan shark furio tigre drove his moped into some goth chick's car. unfortunately the goth chick was also the daughter of a mob boss and she was majorly injured. mob boss was like youre gonna pay........ 1 MILLION dollars for her surgery. tigre was like bro

tigre started more or less using viola, pretended to be in love with her and take care of her when in reality he was just trying to get her dad to leave him alone.

hes still a loan shark so he did loan shark shit. he gave some homophobic gay french bitch money for his restaurant. there was also this programmer he hit up who made superviruses or some shit, one of which was super potent at data erasing and went for a pretty penny on the black market. homeboy also had a real bad gambling addiction

he went to the shitty french restaurant to meet with tigre about paying off his debt but LITERALLY SECONDS BEFORE TIGRE WAS ABOUT TO GET HIS HANDS ON THE VIRUS AS PAYMENT FOR THE DEBT. THIS BITCH WON THE LOTTERY. he literally won like five times the money he needed. so he had more than enough to pay off tigre. and tigre was like. god fucking damnit i need that virus or the mob is gonna assassinate me

so he just poisoned the bitch right there. the cutest waitress in the building (Maggey) saw shit go down and passed out. what can ya do

but then the french bitch was like alright whats all this then and tigre was like hiii <3 you owe me 500k sooooo you're gonna cover up this murder for me k boo? so they fucking just... moved the body into the kitchen along with maggey's unconscious ass... and then tigre DRESSED HIS ASS UP IN PROGAMMER DUDE'S CLOTHES... GOT HIS GOTH GF TO DRESS UP AS ONE OF THE WAITRESSES... AND RE-ENACTED THE WHOLE SCENE EXCEPT WITH GOTH BITCH SPIKING THE DRINK. LITERALLY JUST TO ESTABLISH A WITNESS AND FRAME MAGGEY. A DUDE WHO HAD WANDERED IN FOR COFFEE AND TITS.

'wouldnt he have realized that it wasn't maggey when he saw her in court' no because he was a horny old man who only looks at women's bodies. that's literally the plot point.

but yknow tigre had to really REALLY cover his tracks to make sure maggey took the fall for the murder he did so........... HOMEBOY DRESSED UP AS PHOENICHOLAS L. WRIGHT ATTORNEY AT LAW AND FAKED HIS IDENTITY AND 'DEFENDED' MAGGEY IN COURT AND BY THAT I MEAN HE DID AN ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT JOB ON PURPOSE TO GET HER A DEATH SENTENCE

gumshoe kicks the door down like 'ill fucking KILL you' and phoenix is like?????? HUH??? WHAT DID I DO???

some other stuff that happens:

maya channels mia just to use her tits

CUTE WAITRESS MAYA MAYA IN THE WAITRESS OUTFIT LITTLE MAYA SO SO CUTE

does anyone even care at all about a maya fey so small

in the anime maya directly references the 'bone apple teeth' meme. she literally says the words bone apple teeth out loud.

maya maya maya

there's a scene where godot submits a white apron as evidence and its got a giant ketchup stain on it and the whole court is like uhhhh dude is that blood? and hes like. what. is what blood. and theyre like. dude can you not see it? and hes like NOT SEE WHAT? ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?

this scene, which is like 5 seconds, contains a MAJOR PLOT REVELATION THAT IS SUPER IMPORTANT LATER, and it is the only reason that this case is unskippable. if you took that little tiny bit out, this case would be worthless filler with nothing to offer.

except maya in the waitress outfit.

long live the lesbians.

#wendy answers #mitsusoup #here! bone apple teeth to you mon sewer! #wendy rambles #wendy explains

[infectiouspiss]

promised jask my beloved @fagflint i would watch black sails so here’s my live reactions to episode 1

plain text version below the cut

black sails s1 e1

- ooooo boats

- i’ve seen that guy before!!!! he’s the dude!!!!

- dudes gonna be stabbed by the cook ok work

- oh fuck the captain whyd you shut that guy out bro what’s he done to you

- barrel<3

- essplode!!!!

- is that the other guy i cant tell either way cool sword bro

- ok intro cool as fuck i like it

- fisSHARK I LOVE SHARK

- oh first guy stabbed the cook ok

- OH THATS SILVER THE HEDGEHOG HI

- this guy bald as fuck

- IS THAT LUTHER??? LUTHER UMBREALLA ACADEMY WHY ARE YOU HERE AND CAN I FUCK YOUR BROTHER HAS TESTOSTERONE MADE HIM GAY LIKE IT DID FOR ME

- there’s boat politics :( boat korse is talking politics shut up you bald cunt

- KITTY!!!!!!!

- luther don’t you have a moon to live on why are you on a boat

- that paper better be real important

- ‘he likes his books’ faggot

- BOOBS?????

- OH GOD LORD THERES SEX HERE

- oh shit drama don’t cause drama YOUR FUCKUNG WHAT YOUR EXCUSE YOU YOUR PUSSY WHAT

- loans… bad plan

- mr the hedgehog why are you so ripped

- there’s fucking voter fraud on these boats are you serious

- beardy bald guy smells racist i don’t like him

- why boat korse kinda…

- ‘let me tell you a story’ ok faggot

- stealing<3 i love stealing look at mr the hedgehog go he’s stealing

- luther looks so confused it’s okay bud i’m confused too

- LUTHER FUCK IT UP HOLY SHIT

- oh the fucking british are here DIE

- ‘flint has fucked us all for long enough’ that man is not a top

- oh shit murder ok i like murder

- NAUR NOT THAT GUY HE WAS COOL WHYD HE HAVE TO BE MURDERED

- oh ok casual dick grab

- FUCK HIM UP ELEANOR KILL HIM KICK HIS ASS

- oh ew that’s her ex? gross

- women<3333333

- LESBIAN WOMEN????

- LESBIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEEE

- oh they kidnapped that dude whatever who cares go back to the lesbians

- LUTHER STAB HIM FUCK HIM UP RIP HIS DICK OFF

- ‘i am your king’ faggot.

- ugh voting.

- nice speech faggot

- SEORDFIGHTING I LOVE THIS ITS GAY

- BLOOD <3

- ohhh the blood spatter on the camera lens is so sexy

- ok the faggots hot i like him

- luther telling fucking lies

- aha come closer i like it when you’re covered in blood

final thoughts: this fucks i like it 8/10 good first episode i will be watching more

#bishop.txt #bishop watches the boat show #<- i’ve made a tag for it look at me go #organised n shit

[catboysghost]

nu:c angst

i really love how nc has everything. like apart from the sex and romanticism, you also have the whole world and lore of the story. and also the sad angst. it destroys me. like istg my friends be like: ‘why dis bitch crying over a porn game?’ THEY DONT GET IT. ITS MORE THAN THAT. its so weird tho that my autistic ass hyperfixates over a sex game. like most autistic people would hyperfixate for smth like sharks, trains, perhaps some tv show. but a fuckinv porn gay? im a dif kind of autistic /jk

#autism #nu carnival #angst #not many tags bc im tired #hyperfixation #adhd

[silviakundera]

Kinnporsche Vid Recs

I did this for The Untamed and Thousand Autumns. Now, KP.

KinnPorsche | History is Written by Victors by I&G Productions

All the pieces are on the board. Let's start playing and let the best man win.

Sharks by fireboiii

Mobsters Ensemble. Such great punchy energy. I really got to get off my ass and finish a kinnporsche fic or 2 to encourage more fics about gay love while doing crimes.

got a bad baby by coldties

this Kinn/Porsche vid is EVERYTHING to me. simply iconic.

Hound Dog by fighting arrival

"Are you saying that I've hurt you?"

stop me cause you've heard this at least 5 times before: I like KP actually because it's a dark fairytale, not in spite of it. the moment it hit me that they're plummeting because porsche is cuffed to him when kinn could have released him (screams).

Stray Italian Greyhound by helcinda

oh no not now. A love that creeps up on you when you least expect it; a love that won't sit still. the absolute sweeping ROMANCE of kinn/porsche

the fact Hound Dog and Stray Italian Greyhound are both authentically The Truth about KP is what makes me feral about this ship.

An Ocean by helcinda

porsche vid of my heart. this vidder is so fucking GOOD, in this essay I will--

Ready For It by MsRinielle

did Taylor Swift know she was writing the kinn/porsche theme song? coincidence or conspiracy, u decide

Glitter & Gold by MoErusai

Alright, let's start. Great energy/timing. When it hits! those! beats! <3

Bones by Levi

Major family bodyguards ensemble. Please may I have more "case fic" for this fandom where the team works together to get out of scrapes and do some criminal organizing. Let 👏Pol👏Racketeer👏

Tankhun & Bodyguards | Shake It Off

Team Kdrama ✨💅✨ Tankhun, Pol, Arm, Pete, Porsche tribute vid.

Favorite Crime | Kim & Porchay by TKK LE

crime lord's son breaks a teenage heart and his own, oops?

Rebel Just For Kicks by vale edits

Porsche, agent of chaos. babygirl who can't truly be tamed

Heathens by TKK LE

I enjoyed the lyric pairings here; shout out to my fav murderer Khun Kinn

Last One Standing | Major vs Minor Family by Jatsuki

"After all, we are family." <<mortal kombat sound effects>>

Blinding Lights by fighting arrival

Pete SAID no heroes or villains in my story. a tale of love & control, neither or both.

#fanvid recs #vid recs #kinnporsche #kpts #kinnporsche the series #lemme know if i need to make a kp fanfic rec post #warning it would be primarily kp sorry the heart wants what it wants #omfg fighting arrival sorry to u for accidentally mislabeling your vid 4 a few min #tumblr drafts can be an Experience in versioning