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anintrovertedechoe · 11 months

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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the-great-chimera · 1 year

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Mc: * Angrily walks into the cult meeting, still groggy * WHO TF LEFT ME IN THE CAR-

*room full of cultists looks like thier making a deal with dia and luci*

Cultists: w-what...

Lucifer: mc go back to sleep, go back to the car we've got it covered.

Cultists: m-my lord did you bring us a sacrifice? Who is this ?

Lucifer: No, and if you ever refer to them as a sacrifice again, I'll flay the skin from your meat.

Mc: *still groggy and sleepy but angry* IT WAS 2 WHEN I FELL ASLEEP ITS NOW 7 , WHO TF LEFT ME IN THE CAR AND PUT IT IN DOGMODE.

Diavolo: mc it's okay, we're nearly done here anyway. You can go back to the car. Barbatos put sandwiches in a cooler in the center console.

Mc: *rubs their eyes and looks around *

Mc: I'm gonna go....but not because you told me too!

Mc: * turns around and leaves* sam..ich...

Cultists: my lords what the fuck?

Lucifer: that is our...uh...pet?

Diavolo:* nods* definitely pet

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moonstrumpet · 4 months

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obey me headcanon

as lucifer’s lover, you might notice the unusual amount of black feathers stuck to your clothes, and even your hair. the brothers have commented on it and during breakfast. mammon noticed a small black fluff in your hair. pulls it out, and it’s a large black feather that is unmistakably lucifers. the whole table is jealous and asmo is screaming while lucifer has the most prideful smirk on his face. all of them thinking the same thing. you were with lucifer again last night?

you might brush them off but the amount of feathers makes you wonder if he is intentionally doing it as a reminder of who you belong to.

#lucifer om x reader #lucifer x reader obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me x reader #obey me #obey me lucifer #lucifer om #om lucifer

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devildom-doll · 5 months

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AAAAAA…

rethink

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ryminsteddiesashanne · 15 days

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HOW ARE THESE REAL???

"A lover like no other"

"He can throw me around any day"

"Surprisingly possessive"

"Daddy"

This marketing is working for me

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stulili · 11 months

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Another year has passed. 06.06.

Happy Birthday, Lucifer! (And thank you the UR cards. *smooches*)

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moodyhaaze · 9 months

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thinking about lucifer and how badly he’d crumble if you held him. like, let him lay his head on your chest while you rub circles into his scalp and rub his back and massage his shoulders. he tears up, hiding his face as he nuzzles into your chest. he doesn’t want you to see but a couple of stray tears don’t go unnoticed. he’ll relax into your touch practically becoming dead weight on top of you. he’ll fall asleep fast and hard and will deny that he snores.

or, interrupting his work at like 2am, him probably six hours deep into paperwork, sitting at his desk. gently cupping his face and telling him he’s too good for this. too good for all the endless, tedious paperwork. too good for all the stress and the headaches. just holding his face and letting him sink into your touch. watching his face relax and his shoulders drop as he lets out a sigh of relief.

please i will never find love until this man becomes real.

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tsima-d · 2 months

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Some sins cannot be forgiven BUT KA-CHOW

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sorastage · 9 months

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i’m not yours!

rejecting randoms that hit on you. lucifer / mammon.

leviathan / satan

lucifer ☆

while on an outing with him, you get separated for a bit. you’ve gone off to a cotton candy stand and you’re counting all the cash you have.

you realise you don’t have enough spare change…

“fuck… i don’t have enough.” you say to the vendor, but as you’re about to walk away, a random demon slams some cash down and pays for your food.

“it’s okay my dearest! i’m here to help the cutest human ever out.” he proclaims, as he flings his arm around your neck while forcing the cotton candy cloud into your hands.

“who the fuck are you? i don’t need you paying for my shit.”

“don’t get snappy with me. i could rip your heart out in a second.” he snarls, practically spitting onto your face.

“are you insane? if i called lucifer right fucking now you would die. immediately.” you spit right back at him.

his eyes look above your head and he suddenly starts sprinting in the other direction.

“what..? i’m not that scary!” you turn around, and notice that lucifer is standing right behind you.

“so, you’re using my name to scare off demons. you’re lucky i was here before anything really bad happened.” lucifer smiles while looking at your shocked face.

“i was handling it fine by myself! i didn’t need your help!” you start to protest.

“yeah. sure. whatever.” he grabs your free hand and starts to pull you away from the stand, where a crowd of demons have gathered.

“you should hold my hand so you don’t get hurt. and eat your cotton candy before it melts.”

mammon $

after him relentlessly bothering you to come and spend time with him at the casino, he ignores you to play infinite a few rounds of blackjack.

bored of watching him go on a losing streak, you take off to the bar.

as you state your order, someone suddenly puts their arm around you and says, “it’s okay babe, don’t get your purse out, it’s all on me.”

you turn round and see a demon waving his card around while grinning at you.

“no, that’s fine. i’m here with my boyfriend, i don’t want to give you any ideas…” you try to reject him nicely, as he doesn’t seem like that bad of a demon.

“well my darling, your boyfriend doesn’t have to know…”

what?

“do you know who my boyfriend is?” you ask, trying to save this man the embarrassment.

“probably no one worth worrying about. definitely broke too. just take the drink and come with me sexy.”

ughhh, what a disgusting creep!

“this is your last chance. i’m being nice. go home.” you warn him. whatever happens next, is not your problem.

the demon’s face twists into one of rage. he grabs your arm and tries to drag you out of the casino.

you lean forward and bite his arm as hard as you fucking can.

“get off me!” you shriek.

he screams in pain and yells obscenities at you.

he lurches towards you and there’s a loud bang.

“mc?? are you okay? i heard you screaming and- i saw this guy- i’m so sorry for leaving you alone-” mammon starts to freak out as he checks your body for injuries.

“i’m fine. just a bit shaken up… he tried to get me to cheat on you with him! he’s crazy!”

hearing this nearly drives mammon off the edge of the world, but he tries to stay calm in front of you.

“yeah. he’s fucking insane if he thinks you would ever leave me for him. you know what? let’s take his cards and get out of here? how about that swanky restaurant that opened near here?” mammon shakes the beaten demon down for his cards.

he kneels down and asks the near-unconscious demon, “what’s your pin?”

he takes the credit cards with the highest limit then announces,

“this guy’s pin is 8463!”

as a flock of demons start to crowd the man, mammon takes your hand.

“just stay close to me next time. i don’t want this happening again, you hear me?”

“wait. i have to do something very important.”

you take the drink the freak bought you off the counter and dump it onto him.

yes. maturity at its finest.

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idk, maybe i’ll do this for the others too.

i hope i’ll see you again ღ

thanks for reading ☆

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jackalopesao3 · 5 months

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HAHAHA! How do you like it, Lucifer?

I love the irony here of Mephisto crashing the date and acting exactly like how Lucifer was acting. Absolutely beautiful! 💯

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anintrovertedechoe · 9 months

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MC: who the fuck took my capri sun i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

Lucifer: it was me.

MC: what.

Lucifer: it was me

MC: …why.

Lucifer, clearing his throat (with a little smirky smirk on his face): it tastes like demonus and i miss it, you whore.

MC, squinting: well fucking played, bitch.

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based off this post right here!

btw Lucifer planned tbh is out for months like the nerd he is, everyone laugh at the old man (affectionate)

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the-great-chimera · 1 year

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Social sleep bonding.

If you take a nap in the hol

There's a good chance that you may wake up with more bodies in your bed than you had before. Demons that live in big family packs will sometimes sleep together. It's a bonding thing.

So if you suddenly feel a slight dip in the bed, don't be alarmed it's just your housemates /mates in general coming in for a snuggle. A gentle nuzzling against your neck and a loud purr-growl before the demon lays down next to you. Followed by another and another.

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professional-demon-master · 11 months

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Cutting you off

Demons aren’t known for their patience.

Light Angst/ Fluff(?

Lucifer x MC (pretty sure it’s GN, if I made a mistake please tell me)

*Lucifer:

* Lucifer it’s not really the friendliest of all of his brothers.

* But that doesn’t matter to you, because shortly after your arrival to the devildom, you already coexist with him like he’s one of your closest acquaintances.

* You spend a lot of time together since you tend to help him with student councils paperwork at his office.

* And being the chatterbox you are, you always find a way to fill the silence with any idle thoughts you may have.

* Lucifer is a little bit annoyed by that

* Don’t get him wrong, he sometimes talks a lot himself, but really, Mc? You think right now is the best time to talk about the trilogy of books that “changed your life” when he still has two stacks of documents to finish by the end of the week?

* He tries, he really tries to be as patient as he can be.

* But one of those days where the coffe doesn’t taste as good and he hasn’t slept well in a couple of days, he interrupts you in an abruptly way,

* “MC, could you maybe refrain from talking so much right now? I‘ld love hearing about the book trilogy that changed your life but right now I have more important things to think about and it’s kinda difficult to concentrate when you keep telling me information I really don’t care about at the moment.”

* You blink rapidly before answering with a low “oh” and giving him a quick smile, a little red faced from the sudden embarrassment. “Sorry, you’re right.” You answered with a low voice.

* Lucifer doesn’t stops to analyze why your reaction kinda bugged him. It doesn’t matter if it sounded a little bit harsh, it was something that need to be said, right? And you should understand him! He hasn’t slept in days.

* That was probably the reason why his words kinda blurred together after talking and he didn’t actually analyzed how he could have phrased that in a better way to avoid looking like an asshole.

* Despite the uncomfortable feeling he had that night, the rest of the days working with you were spent pretty much in silence.

* He was happy. Now he was able to listen to his records while working without you interrupting every given minute.

* He loved working like that, right?

* Or that’s what he thought until the week after that.

* While walking through the HoL he overheard a little laugh that he immediately recognized as yours. It was coming out from Satan's room.

* Since when do you spend time in satan's room?

* But he didn’t had much time to think about it, since he could heard footsteps approaching from the other side of the door, accompanied with your voice.

* He quickly took a few steps back and waited behind a wall.

* Satan was plastered with a kind smile while he got out of his room with you by his side.

* “… and after that he tried to confess his love for her! Could you believe it? You would think that since the author has been married three times he would probably knew how to write live confessions that didn’t sounded so monotone!” You talked loudly and lively “Sounds like you enjoyed the new book MC.” Satan answered sharing a smile with you, while you both began walking side by side “I have a few other book recommendations that you could like. Our library has some good selections that could have better love confessions than that”

* Silently, he observed the way your face lightened up while Satan heard the way you spoke about, what he recognized to be, another one of the books you liked.

* Suddenly he felt upset. Why didn’t you told him about it?

* “I did asked them to shut up”

* He felt uncomfortable by his own answer and kept walking. He knew this had to be temporary, you will start talking to him again about everything, like you did before.

* At least that’s what he thought at the beginning of that week. But after several reunions alone with him and silent encounters while working in paperwork he realized how quiet you still were around him.

* It was just ridiculous! just like what happened the other day!

* Lucifer asked you to accompany him to run some errands. That wasn’t new, since you were pretty much the only person at HoL who would say yes without asking for something in return or causing him too much trouble.

* While walking by the stores he noticed the way you stopped near the window of a bookstore, looking at one of the newest human realm books acquisition in the devildom.

* He almost rolled his eyes when he listened to the little gasp you often gave every time you saw something you liked or knew. He was already preparing himself to listen to you telling him all about that during your walk back home.

* But as you kept on walking by his side he noticed how you kept quiet.

* What? Was he not deserving of hearing about the things you liked anymore?

* That experience really annoyed him. I mean, yes he asked you to be silent, but that was last week! Why couldn’t you just let it go?

* Still, what really made him mad happened a few days after.

* You entered the library all happy and lively, already screaming while open the door.

* “Hey! You’ll never guess what! So I was reading at… oh”

* You stopped abruptly when you saw Lucifer sitting there.

* “I’m sorry, Satan wasn’t in his room and I thought he was here,.” You confessed with a nervous giggle.

* You gave Lucifer a little head bow as to saying “sorry” again before you closed the door after you.

* Lucifer frowned, what was so private between you two that he couldn’t hear about? He was sure that he could give you better opinions than Satan.

* Still, he was too prideful to ask about the it or to consider an apology to you. But he could try a new option.

* The next time you two were alone in his office, he tried to initiate conversation

* He cleared his throat to catch your attention, once you looked at him, curious he talked.

* “So… I started to read the book you talked about.”

"Oh?”

“Yes, I can see how the hunger games could change your life perspective” you laughed at that comment, while a little blush invaded your face.

* You stayed silent for a little bit and Lucifer was afraid that little interaction was all he could accomplish. Until your soft voice pulled him out of his thoughts.

“So…What chapter are you on?”

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hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain · 1 month

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