#Lucifer x Reader
HC: Waking Up With The Boys
Crossposted on Ao3 - just some headcanons about. Mornings with the Obey Me! Crew. Originally Barbatos wasn’t included, so, bonus for tumblr friends? Do I have tumblr friends? Hope I make some lol please enjoy!!! I gotta do something on this blog lol
- Poor man probably wakes up at like 5:30AM sharp every day, starts a very specific morning routine for Maximum Productivity. He probably does work even in the morning before leaving for class, actually.
- Considerate enough to let you sleep in, but he’ll wake you up maybe a half hour before you need to leave. Probably in a flirty way because once his routine is done, he is ready to go as the Lucifer we all know and love.
- If you are enough of a morning person to catch him sleeping, you refuse to take a picture. God’s most beautiful creation sleeping peacefully beside you and you’re gonna share this vision with the world? Please. They can seduce the Avatar of Pride themselves if they want it so bad. Soft sleepy morning Lucifer is all yours.
- Soft sleepy morning Lucifer dear god in heaven why did you make him like this how does he look this good at five in the fucking morning
- A morning person? No, a Morning Star.
- He’s absolutely gorgeous and very soff for you when he first wakes up. You can’t decide if you love his sleeping face or the drowsy smile he makes, lashes half-lowered at you, when he wakes up and sees you beside him. Black-red eyes, normally so sharp and piercing, linger on you with warmth and blatant affection.
- Lucifer almost never makes himself vulnerable but when he sees you sleeping as he wakes up? He’s struck with a sudden understanding of what people mean when they say they just can’t get out of bed in the morning. Even he doesn’t realize the face he makes, how he stares down at you like it’s his own hands he’s leaving in his bed instead of his lover.
- There is a pride in being trusted, in how you let yourself be defenseless before him, how you feel secure enough to cling to him despite the threats he’d issued to you in the past. How you shiver for lack of his company. It swells inside him like a weight, the intoxicating and heavy feeling of being needed, wanted, of being valuable beyond measure to his mate.
- The weight of this pride is comfortable, reassuring, like the feeling of your arm around his waist as he lays beside you
- On the rare instance he gets to sleep in, he’s likely to hold you until you struggle out.
- If you really want to leave, he’ll let you, but like… why? You’d have a hard time leaving the bed at least, even if you just wanna sit up and do something on your phone while he rests his head on your thigh.
- He probably likes to pet your hair before he leaves the bed. You get dressed yourself but he will absolutely look over your ensemble, straighten any stray locks, tug your uniform into place here or there. Your reward is the winning smile he makes when he decides you look just perfect
- C u d d l e
- He may be your first man but in the morning he is a distinctly Last Minute Man. Unless you’re also the type to spend only 5 minutes getting ready, you’ll be waking up before him, extracting yourself from octo-Mammon’s grasping limbs.
- Probably whines about it too, the big baby. But you wouldn’t be with him if you didn’t find that absolutely heart-wrenchingly endearing, and god, when he gives you that bleary, misty-eyed desperate look, croaking out for you to come back, just a few more minutes babe…
- He is a graspy needy greedy boy but he doesn’t actually fight you and lets you disentangle yourself freely, grumbling and whining about it all the while. You can even feel his hands running towards whatever bits of your skin are uncovered, just to get that last touch and feel of you before you go.
- Mammon never holds you too tight or keeps you from getting up when you try. He only ever asks you to stay.
- Unfortunately you are in love with Mammon so It’s Super Effective!
- Levi actually said that once waiting for you two to get up. Bastard.
- Weak!!! You are weak!! Lucifer blames you at this point because you were supposed to have the brain cells in this relationship! Instead you are putty! Play-doh!! A Mammoron!! You are never going to get any breakfast from Beel at this point! F O O L
- It’s okay your First Man Demon has a nice little café you can both run through on your way to RAD for a little breakfast bite. Eventually Satan or Belphie will start hiding away a plate for you, too. Not Mammon, though. He starves like a dog, and begs food off you like one, too, much to the entertainment of his brothers (your plate has an extra large serving just for that).
- If you don’t need to get up early then it’s just a matter of whenever one of you really really needs to pee. Or gets super hungry. And even then, you’d better stay out so he slinks out of bed, and scrambles down the stairs or through the hall to wherever you are as soon as he gets dressed, just a little but more rushed than usual. If you come back to bed too soon he’ll just give you the old puppy dog eyes, sad and scared, like he must have disappointed you, like the Great Mammon isn’t enough… won’t you please stay with him…
- Oh yeah sure he’s your clingy little bitch who’d do anything for you but ultimately you are completely whipped for your clingy little bitch so you’re going to get your ass back in bed with him and you know it. So stay up and about and your good boy will come to you.
- It’s emotionally damaging how he looks so good in the morning when he straight up doesn’t even try. Mammon doesn’t even shower in the morning, only at night before bed, to maximize the time he can spend being asleep in your arms, or with you in his.
- How does his hair look this good when he only barely combs it? You ruffle it on the regular, it feels like you’re sinking your fingers into clouds, the softest white down imaginable, while he hums and blushes and beams and makes the most pathetic excuses you’ve ever heard about how lucky you are to get to pet him. Boy is literally purring in your lap while he proclaims he doesn’t like this kind of thing or anything, but he’ll let you do it.
- He’s right tho. He’s so right. You’d kill for this. But only good boys who admit their feelings get to hear that kind of talk and Mammon usually takes the kind of coaxing better done at night than at morning.
- You would also kill to have hair like this though because what the fuck Mammon he’s literally a model, he doesn’t need to practice any hair care or skin care beyond the barest of essentials, you can muss his hair however you like in the morning and he still comes out looking gorgeous just how the hell is this fair!!! How!!!
- And he’s dating you! This hot mess of a man demon!!! All yours!!! How!!
- This man doesn’t even attend class most of the time lmao what did you think you were getting into when you got into that tub with him, hm?
- Octo-mammon ain’t got nothing on our tail boy. You’re wrapped up beside him in a tub, curled into one another, limbs fitting together in whatever way felt comfortable at the time. The slightest move messes with the jenga (you know that tail is gonna squeeze you a little out of reflex) and you won’t be able to leave without waking him up.
- Why are you leaving? Why are you abandoning him? What did he do wrong – no, of course you’d ditch him at the first chance, he’s just this loser otaku, ugh, who wouldn’t –
- It’s grating to deal with for sure but Levi’s hangups are a part and parcel of who he is. Reassure and comfort in the way that works best between you; after a while, he’ll probably get the gist of it.
- Very awkward stumbling out of the tub and extracting yourselves from the mess of limbs. When he just lifts you up with his tail you nearly have a heart attack okay that was fucking hot do it again Levi
- No morning routine here, just blushing, turning around for you to get changed, telling you – “No! No, you don’t have to leave, just – just look at the wall! Look at Henry 2.0!”
- You might be able to catch him in a mood every now and then, though. Half asleep, half awake, not quite 100% aware of everything going on around him. Only barely avoids stumbling into things. He’s so cute you could die.
- Days like these, Levi will hold your hand absentmindedly, help you into your RAD jacket, or let you help him into his, not really thinking about what’s happening, just unconsciously accepting your help and your presence.
- It gets as far as you pulling him down the stairs by his arm; he follows obediently until the dining hall’s lights get in his eyes, his brothers are there and he’s holding hands with you AHHHHHHHH
- Be prepared to be woken up at strange times though, when there’s some event going on or some other, anything that he has to wake up early for, he totally will, and the jenga of inextricable intimacy goes both ways.
- It’s cute tho cause if you do your best to pretend to still be asleep you get to catch how he quietly panics to himself about maybe waking you up, and then gently sets you back down, carefully attempting to settle you into a comfortable position without him.
- And then the thought of you being comfortable without him gets to him, and he kisses you goodnight, runs his fingers through your hair… and maybe the tail comes out, just long enough to reach back into the tub where it dips in to graze your fingertips. Since you’re not actually asleep, you grasp at them, making him freeze and shiver before he continues on.
- (When Levi doesn’t actually wake you up, and you stay asleep, you act just the same, which is why he doesn’t realize it when you're only pretending to be asleep)
- Not a morning person but also not too grouchy, he’s not the type to make much of a fuss. Surprise surprise, he’s a lot like Lucifer here; gets up, gets himself ready, commits the appropriate crimes against fashion, heads downstairs for breakfast.
- He’s a bit of a tease so he’d totally leave you in bed if you’re the type to sleep in and you don’t wake up to one or two casual pokes. Waking you up 10 minutes before you have to leave and holding out your jacket to put on you himself when you get dressed like the wicked demon he is.
- dw he’s got a snack for you saved from breakfast in this case. He’s not a monster, you know. He wouldn’t do it multiple days in a row, either. He’s read about the importance of breakfast in a human’s daily routine.
- Are you gonna like Satan when he decides you absolutely will wake up right now no five more minutes? Is he gonna care? No and no, unfortunately this SOB is well aware that you love him and he can do no wrong even when he bullies you.
- But YEAH the little shit is always sneaking soft glances at you. If you’re the type to sleep in really late he’s likely to just snag something (or a couple somethings) from the breakfast table to watch you sleep in his room. He finds it charming – calming, even.
- If you wake up on time, he’ll get ready with you. 0 shame about undressing or dressing himself in front of you, but if you have any, he’s gonna laugh and tease you.
- If you wake up before him, you might have a shot at sneaking looks at his cute sleeping face… Lucifer was right he’s so deceptively sweet and smiling and then those electric green eyes pop open and he’s blushing and smirking at you both at once.
- Killer demon instincts, lovestruck bookworm boyfriend.
- Extremely difficult to bully back because of killer demon instincts. If you wake up earlier than him, you’re likely to wake him up, too, as you walk around. He’s a pretty early riser but you’ll get some grumpy looks if you’re an even earlier one, and he might give you trouble leaving the bed if you’re always leaving so early.
- On free days he will happily hold you securely against him and completely ignore any attempts at escape. He’s reasonable, though, if you promise him you’re just headed to the bathroom, but he won’t take that excuse a second time if you try to make an unsanctioned escape. You’ll have to make up for his loss somehow…
- Probably the best out of all of them at keeping you in the bed tbh. Satan has no problems offering you incentives to stay in his arms; cuddling, sexy times, or even the legendary power move… he pulls out a book, settles you sitting back against his chest, rests his chin on top of your head, and starts reading to you. What are you gonnna do about it? Leave?
o This will go on for hours, or the whole day, as time permits. Sometimes even if it doesn’t, particularly if that means problems for Lucifer… or if he just needs some time to recharge with his favorite person.
- Another morning routine man, this time for skincare and beauty purposes. You think his face is naturally this clear? Nah, he works for this, babe, and he’ll work for yours too if you let him.
- Probably thinks it’s cute if you wanna sleep in tho. If you wanna be zombie and let him wash your face and brush/style your hair while you’re half asleep he’s gonna be all over that, thinks it’s the most adorable thing in the world.
- Most mornings there might not be time, though, if you desperately want to sleep in then he’ll let you, although it would be very cute if you were a heavy enough sleeper for him to dress you while you were asleep~
- TOP TIER CUDDLING RIGHT HERE. When the time permits. Probably better at it than Belphegor tbh. He knows your sleeping position(s) very well and what places you feel comfortable having pressure put on, can read your body language like a book, and has loads of experience in bed – what, you didn’t think he only meant that, did you? So naughty, darling~
- He is a slut. A snuggle slut. Little cuddle whore. Absolute bitch for a good spooning. Yeah, you like that Asmo? Like that leg over your thigh? The arm around your waist pulling you close? Filthy needy cuddly boy. It’s disgusting. You’re so fucking into it.
- The only consolation is that he’s actually pretty floored by this sort of talk. Asmo pulls out his usual “Awww, you’re so cute!” and “My heart is racing!” quickly enough but it’s pretty obvious you’ve got one over him. He buries his face in your shoulder and wails that he likes you too much and fuck you’ve never seen him this adorable before
- It doesn’t last long though because he turns it right back around. Asmo platonically calling you a his cute little snuggle slut is unlocking in you a level of horny you weren’t aware even existed
- Will his cute little cuddle babe give him your hand so he can do your nails this early in the morning?
- Of course you will, you are wildly infatuated with him and being doted on this early in the morning raises your heart rate enough to actually wake you up. Even if you do feel completely comfortable with him, it’s not like you can fall back asleep while he’s awake and giving you all this attention
- He’ll pick out your outfit for the day, every day if you let him, and even help you into it.
- Asmo makes an adjustment here or there to your RAD uniform – maybe he ties a certain knot into your tie, rolls up your sleeves or leaves your buttons undone a certain way, just a special, stylish touch depending on what he thinks suits you. It is stylish and when you don’t have him to put it on you’re a little at a loss.
- Gives you a kiss before he gets out of his bed for his morning routine, probably plays with your hair. Just one more kiss before he’s off to wash his face – two, three – a peppering of showered kisses. He’s so excited to be able to kiss you good morning, too, it’s energizing for you as well.
- Resident soff boy. Always awake in time for breakfast, and he’ll wake you up for it. If you sleep in, he will save you a plate – aren’t you lucky~
- Even if you are a heavy sleeper he is more than capable of lifting you up out of the bed, sitting you down, tugging you out of your nightclothes and into your RAD uniform. Beel knows all the nice, gentle ways of waking up and taking care of a sleepy person, and several less than nice ways if you can bring yourself to fight the demon incarnation of a big, fluffy Saint Bernard
- Probably showers in the morning as well as later on in the day, being an athlete. Will be totally comfortable showering with you if you are so inclined.
- This is the method by which you, if you are particular about these sorts of things, are able to select his body wash and shampoo/conditioner. Beel will absolutely lean down or even kneel before you if it means you’ll touch his hair all nice-like.
- The absolute balls on this man, telling Mammon he had a ‘lame, goofy smile’ with the way he beams at you like a puppy getting petted while you scrub his hair. What a goddamn hypocrite. And who says there’s anything wrong with a big goofy grin? You’d kill or die for Beel’s dopey, beaming face, thanks.
- Dries your hair very nicely with big, warm hands. He loves running his fingers through it; long or short, just the brush of your hairs against his fingertips as he works the heat from your scalp to dampen the wet away. Will happily use a hair dryer if your hair is long or you’re more style-conscious/pressed for time
- Wakes up at a pretty normal time but if you get up early, he’ll just get up and start getting ready alongside you without complaint. Beel being earlier to breakfast has certain… effects on the household but that’s Lucifer’s problem, not yours.
- Probably the least cuddly out of all of them in the mornings; he’s great for snuggles when he’s got a snack or he’s tired from a big workout and an even bigger meal, but other than that, he’s a pretty active person. Even when you can sleep in he’s likely to wake up, gently extracting himself from however you are entangled and getting himself ready before he comes back to you
- Will probably bring back food for you and feed you breakfast in bed. It’s not like there’ll be leftovers, anyways. He’s a gentle, chill giant, but also he’d be completely unabashed at the prospect of licking food off your fingertips or vice versa.
- He works out; he’s not one to lay in bed all day. Past any breakfast in bed he’ll be tugging you out of the blankets, lifting you up, trying to get you to be active and start your day. He knows that sleeping too much is no good, after all.
- “morning”? sounds fake
- You probably have to drag him out of bed a lot of the time. Sure he could manage on his own but with you in bed with him Belphie just does not see the point bro. Just stay in there with him. Take another nap. Cuddle a bit. C’mon…
- Sure Beel will help you tug him off the mattress but that’ll require you to get up and off the mattress, first.
- Beel might normally help him get dressed, but that’s your job now that you’re responsible for getting him into something resembling wakefulness. If he sleeps so much, he should be able to wake up on time! Sloth is no joke.
- But he’s so fucking adorable when he’s sleepy and you’ve coaxed and cooed him into being unresisting as you dress him up. And yeah, maybe the careful way you undress and dress him is a part of why he lazes around, sitting up, standing, and helping you where absolutely necessary… he does love having you do the work for him.
- W A R M
- He’s like an actual demon on your shoulder, except giant-sized and cute, constantly tempting you with his big, soft pillow, and his silky hair, and his calm, easygoing demeanor. Sloth demon says it’s nap time all day every day.
- Most likely to try and convince you to come back to bed even after you’re dressed and dragging him down the stairs. His success rate is not 0%
o Levi’s commentary to this effect is summarily rejected, but of course Belphie thinks it’s funny.
- It’s a good thing he’s so close with Beel because otherwise you’d never get anything. But the big brother of the pair keeps you fed, despite his own misgivings.
- Clingy clingy sleepy boy. If he were to drift back into consciousness while you were asleep, he’d have absolutely no plans of waking you up, at all, ever, and would probably go back to sleep quickly, himself. But…
- Always happy to adjust his position, your position, for maximum comfort. He is a comfy cuddler who likes to rest part of himself on you, or part of you on him, or any manner of arrangements between the both of you and the pillow.
- Looking at your cute sleeping face sure does things to him. You’re so peaceful and vulnerable and close, right next to him, sharing your warmth with him. It’s been a long, long time, since he’s really had anyone but Beel, who’s much bigger than him, and all hard muscle and demonic strength, for all his gentleness. You’re soft and fragile and human, and feel so so good to rest against.
- He always wakes up surprisingly quickly after you do – it’s just the getting him up that’s difficult. And with him, it’s always the same refrain – five more minutes, ten more minutes, another hour, come on, whatever you had to do today wasn’t that important, really…
- Good luck removing him from the bed when he doesn’t have any RAD. If it makes you feel any better, you can probably sit up in bed and let him lie against you while you do whatever. He’d prefer you resting against him but he’s happy to accept just your warmth at his side. He always wins, anyways; everyone has to sleep eventually.
- We all know Barbatos wakes him up. With his energy levels and massive enthusiasm for basically everything, he is probably morning person. Likely sleeps at the same time every night after years and years of routine. He’ll drag you into it if you’re sharing a bed with him, give or take half an hour.
- You actually feel like you’re sleeping with a several-thousand-year-old man because as a morning person, he’ll go to sleep early and wake up early. 11pm no longer exists.
- He does go to parties every so often but now you know more about how he never seemed to be around at the end, or walked you home or whatever – you’d assumed he left early like a true celebrity, but no, he’s like? Straight up headed to bed like the old man he technically actually is.
- It’s a good thing he wakes up early, too, because he’s a heavy sleeper and a pretty large guy. Diavolo isn’t necessarily clingy like some of the others, but he doesn’t need to be; he can peacefully fall asleep with you in his arms precisely because there’s absolutely no escaping him until he wakes up.
- Of all the demons on this list, except perhaps for Mammon, his control is the most impeccable. Even in his sleep he would never squeeze you too tightly or crush you too hard against him. But he will adjust and re-adjust, ever aware of your weight in his arms, tug, and pull you close, stopping just short of the threshold of your discomfort, and no amount of resistance will so much as stir him unless you’re straight up willing to bite.
- Unlike Mammon, though, Diavolo was never an angel. He was born a demon, through and through, and his unconscious desire will keep you by his side, against him, where you’re safest, where you’re his, where he can keep you happy and keep you with him
- It’s okay, Barbatos will set you up with an alarm or a taser under your pillow or something. dw about Diavolo, he’s a powerful demon, he can take it like a champ. He’s got the good graces to be ashamed about it when he wakes up, but what can ya do when you’re a future demon king and you’ve always been given everything you wanted, all the time, and the human you want most in the world is in your arms right here and now? Not hold them?
- Most of the time he’ll wake up before you, though. Diavolo sees your cute sleeping human self and He Literally Can’t. He Cannot Even. You are. Too cute. Too precious. Congratulations, you can make a (future) Demon King squee in your sleep.
- He just barely manages to stop his unbelievably loud laugh while he watches you sleep because he is a Good Boy
- The type to get up, get dressed (Barbatos might actually help him with that in the morning lmao), and then just watch you while you’re sleeping. Listen, you knew he was a demon already, you signed up for this. He can’t get enough of your sleeping face, your docile form that he can arrange on the bed however he wants. Maybe he sits up against you in bed, rest your sleeping head in his lap, against his chest, in his side, relishing in the comfort of your presence.
- A good match for a grumpy morning person because this bastard radiates Morning Demon Energy. He is awake and he is happy about it and if you aren’t happy about it he’s going to be aggressively happy in your direction until you are.
- He may or may not be able to help you get dressed or do any morning routing stuff but he definitely likes to fiddle with the collar/tie of your uniform or put on your jacket. It’s a new sort of experience for him, doing that for someone else, and he will jump on any opportunity to engage with you and feel helpful
- Ugh, morning people, right? God he’s just so stupid and tall and handsome and his smile is so bright and dumb and friendly and he’s always so cheerfully oblivious to other people’s feelings, yet heartfelt sometimes.
- and he makes a really really good big spoon
- and cuddles super well and can pick you up and hold you in any position so easily, he’s so strong, god that fucking BODY
- UGH MORNING PEOPLE RIGHT
- Night Owl man for sure. Has about a million ways of keeping you up with him throughout the night, only some of which are lewd. To be fair, it’s all very enriching – either to studies or to your relationship with him. He has a lot to talk about, even if he somehow manages to say nothing about himself after hours of conversation.
- “Routine” is probably a bunch of magical getting ready quick tricks. The bastard probably doesn’t even need to get dressed, just snaps his fingers and his clothes are hanging off him. He offers to help you though. Naturally, it’s his responsibility, since he was the one who –
- Doesn’t actually always undress you but he’d probably always offer to help you get dressed. Your clothing may find itself lost or misplaced until you cave and ask him for help. Maybe one day you carry a little glitter pouch in your pants pocket as revenge, that’ll teach him…
- Jokes on you Solomon is absolutely utterly into this shit and when you pull one over on him he is thoroughly delighted
- Actually a very light sleeper (72 pacts ain’t super safe) but pretends not to be. You’ll figure it out eventually, he knows, but before you do, he’s hoping to catch you fawning over his sleeping face.
- Lucifer may be god’s most beautiful creation but Solomon is possibly the most beautiful human. Oh my god. Look at this man. Fair hair, that smooth face with clean, sleek features. The only minus is that you can’t see his eyes but his eyelashes are white. What the fuck. Did Asmo give him beauty tips? Does he just have a spell? Are you under a spell??
o Asmo can’t enchant you but apparently Solomon can do it in his sleep. His hair is too soft. He can’t be human, right? No human can make you want to pet his hair this much. Maybe him and Mammon are using the same hair products.
- Solomon almost tears up a little bit feeling you stroke him and sigh as you ponder your lovesickness. He doesn’t recognize this feeling in himself. Vulnerability and shows of affection are things of the long-distant past.
- He wakes up before you and doesn’t pretend, sometimes, because this is a novel experience too, having another human sleep so close to him. It’s been so long it feels like it’s never happened before, and it feels different now that he’s different; he’s been so disconnected and dissociated it feels strange to think of you as his love who is holding onto him, instead of another living, breathing human who will eventually wither and die.
- For all his obnoxiousness he will totally teach you some magic tricks to streamline your morning routine along with him. Less time getting ready means more time chatting with him.
- Asmo taught him to do makeup so he will do that for you the long way, actually, if you like, and his sense of style is really good. Well, you think it’s good. You think he looks good. Listen, if you were turned off by his strange fashion choices you would never have gotten this close to him to begin with, it’s really not that weird –
- He’s just so happy he gets to touch your faaaaacceee he can’t remember the last time he touched another human’s face. It’s so soft! The feeling of your cheeks against his fingertips is warm and smooth and so pleasant to the touch, he almost doesn’t want to use a brush. He’s got to ask Asmodeus about skin care, you should preserve what you can, as best you can…
- The funny part is that Solomon doesn’t fucking say any of this to you so he’s just standing there, smiling at your face like a creeper, humming contemplatively to himself while he strokes your jaw. Like, you’re into it, and you know what he’s actually thinking, but damn Solomon sweetheart this is why people call you shady
- Has passed far beyond the realm of “morning person”. Time is immaterial to him. His day is separated into I am the Prince’s Butler and I am a Baker and recently I am a Boyfriend.
- Yes he does sleep. He IS a demon and demons need sleep. There is in fact a bed in his room. How is this possible, you ask?
- It turns out our dear sweet Barbatos is a FUCKING CHEATER
- CHEATING WHORE
- ABSOLUTE HACK
- All of the doors in his room lead to different timelines, including the entrance. Barbatos can sleep until 10am in the morning in his room, and open a portal to 5am outside his room, then leave and start the day without changing the timeline at all.
- This is okay though, because now you’re in on it, too. Barbatos takes great pleasure in being your cuddly morning boyfriend, with that added perk of permanently being allowed to sleep in.
- No WONDER he always has the energy to deal with Diavolo all the time, and no wonder he never lets anyone in his room. This is where Barbatos rests, where he gathers his strength (and dear god does he need it), and rests, completely and utterly gone to the world, assured in the fact that he will never ever be disturbed.
- Literally impossible to wake up before him. Future Barbatos, who’s already slept in, will always return with breakfast five minutes before you wake up. Where is the Barbatos of the present timeline? Who knows. Maybe only one of him can exist at once?
- The only way to avoid this is if you tell him with your best pleading face that you want to cook breakfast with him… in which case he will still just wait for you to wake up whenever it suits you best, and then gently, with that terribly serene smile and significantly-less-dead-than-normal looking eyes, ease you out of the pillow and blankets, lead you towards the kitchen.
- Probably doesn’t trust you with many kitchen implements when you’ve just woken up, even if you are a morning person. But you can lean over his shoulder and hug him while he works. Even if it makes it more difficult, Barbatos is never anything but happy for the challenge.
- That the breakfast is always delicious, no matter how much of a part you have in baking it. It’s always healthy and balanced, too. If you’re eating it in bed, there’s probably more finger foods. He makes your favorites, but also introduces you to something new every now and then.
- At this rate you are going to forget how to dress yourself. Does he also have a portal in his closet? To worlds of never-ending fashion and comfortable, stylish clothes which you can never seem to easily zip up all by yourself?
- Showers with you to ensure you use the appropriate products at the right time. He carefully makes sure the water is not too hot or too cold, shampoos your hair thoroughly with excellent massaging skills; his nails are surprisingly long and just a little bit sharp, a gentle, soothing scrape against your scalp that helps you feel really clean. Then applies conditioner, making sure not to rinse out too much, scrubs you down a bit with body wash while the conditioner does its work.
- If you shave he will help you shave. He’ll even shave for you (yes, he has done it for Diavolo, yes, he will help you shave anywhere, if you want it) and he never so much as leaves a nick.
- Also carefully applies body oil or lotion either in the shower or as you dry off, in order to keep your skin soft and healthy. He does touch it a lot after all :)
- Will style your hair like an absolute professional. Diavolo is always wearing his hair the same old way so if you’re interested he’d be THRILLED to try out some new things and hone his skills on you in that respect.
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hi!! hope you’re having a good day/night <3 can you do the brothers celebrating the reader’s birthday? my birthday is tomorrow and no one ever really remembers and i just need some comfort :)
The Obey Me Brothers Celebrate Reader’s (MC’s) Birthday
Pairings: Lucifer x Gn!Reader, Mammon x Gn!Reader, Leviathan x Gn!Reader, Satan x Gn!Reader, Asmodeus x Gn!Reader, Beelzebub x Gn!Reader, Belphegor x Gn!Reader
Warnings: Slightly suggestive for some of them, but nothing too crazy, don’t worry
Word Count: 2k
Summary: In which the Obey Me brothers each celebrate your birthday with you.
[A/N: Hello anon. HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3 Eat lots of cake and have fun whether the people in your life remember or not. I hope people remember your birthday though and you have a wonderful day! The Obey Me boys are all wishing you the happiest of birthdays so I hope these headcanons can provide you with a bit of comfort <3. Enjoy!]
Lucifer is super prepared for your birthday, he had spent weeks in advance planning everything and making any reservations he needed for your special day
In the morning he spends hours preparing your favorite human world food and won’t allow any of this brothers to even lay a finger on anything until you’re downstairs and have all the food you want on your plate poor beel
At the Academy he makes sure all your classmates know it’s your birthday, everyone has been informed to treat you extra special, and if they don’t wish you a happy birthday, there will be consequences
After classes, bc he believes school is important so there’s no skipping, not even on your birthday, he’ll take you back to the House of Lamentation to get ready for your evening with him
First he takes you into the shopping area in Devildom and allows you to browse through all the stores
Even if you don’t find something you like, if your eyes lay on an item for too long or if you pick something up to admire it, please know that he’s already throwing them into carts so he can buy them for you
Afterward he’ll take you to the Human World to a fancy restaurant so you can eat some amazing food that is familiar to you
He remembers that time you told him your favorite food, so he made sure that the place he made reservations for, had exactly what you’d like
Basically just spends the whole day spoiling you rotten
When you both return to the House of Lamentation, he only allows his brothers to see you for a second before he whisks you away to his room, because there’s no way he’s letting you out of his sight on your special day
You’re free to go in the morning though :)
Mammon makes a huge deal out of your birthday...not that he’s gonna tell you that tho o.o
At exactly 12am you receive that birthday text from him along with him questioning if he was the first to say it to you--mhm totally not obvious
He’d then come up with an excuse that he just happened to be on his phone getting ready to text if you wanted to hang out with him tomorrow, but suddenly remembered that it was your birthday okay buddy whatever you say
We all know this man is whipped for you even though he refuses to say it himself
He’ll walk you to the Academy on your Birthday, and you become surprised by all the birthday wishes you receive from your classmates Mammon totally has nothing to so with it tho *wink wink*
He has you skipping class with him halfway through the day though and says that he dragged you along because you’re “his human,” and he’s gonna treat you to something nice
THE MAMMON is willing to buy you something special, as he puts it, so enjoy being spoiled--we all know that you’re the only person he’d ever spoil anyway as much as he love his goldie, he loves you more heh
Like Lucifer, Mammon wants you to himself for the whole day and literally picks you up to drag you away from his brothers that happen to also want to spend time with you on your birthday (ofc because you’re so awesome)
Once you get to his room though, he’s all awkward and telling you not to get the wrong idea and just asks if you wanna watch a movie or something
You guys end up cuddling on his bed after the movie :)
pls what is this NJFEKAF ^^^^
Levi is your typical shut-in, he hates parties and anything related to them, the loud music, crowds of people--absolutely hates it
But he still wants to celebrate your birthday with you so he makes sure to text you early to make plans with you before any of his other brothers take you away from him
He’ll spend a little time decorating his room for you, and yells ‘Surprise!’ when you enter his room
You guys spend the rest of the day playing videos, eating junk food, watching anime, or reading ‘The Tale of the Seven Lords’ series
He’d let you win one round of a game that you guys play together, but don’t expect him to go easy on you afterwards
If you call him out on is, he becomes a blubbering, stuttering mess as his cheeks burn bright red
That’s about as extravagant as it gets with Levi though
He’ll get jealous if his brothers come into his room and try to steal you away
At the end of the night he hesitantly asks if you’d like one of his Ruri-chan figurines, just one though!
He figured that if he ever wanted to see it again, he could just go to your room, which gives him an excuse to visit you without directly saying that he wanted to see you
He also trusts that you’ll keep it safe
But yeah your day with Levi is a pretty lazy day, but you still have a blast together
Satan’s goal for your special day is to make sure you’re as relaxed and happy as possible
Your day starts early in the morning when he comes in with freshly made breakfast that he cooked for you himself
You’d both eat the food he made in bed together in a comfortable silence, just enjoying each other’s company
Afterwards, he lets you get ready before taking you to his room where he has books galore
He’s prepared one special book for where every few pages he’s left sweet little messages, each wishing you a happy birthday along with one different thing he loves about you
Each time you flip the page, his eyes leave his own book so he can catch your smile whenever you come across another one of his messages which just makes a similar smile appear on his own face
He’d probably take you to the human world to visit a cute cat cafe
You both order some drink and fluffy pastries while cooing at the adorable cats
He does want you all to himself while the two of you are out together; however unlike the others, as soon as you return home for the evening, he has no problem with the brothers trying to get your attention and wish you a happy birthday except Lucifer
After all, you seem happy around his brothers, so that’s all that matters to him; as long as he gets to have his own private time with you first LOL
If anyone even thinks of not remembering your birthday, they’d have to face his wrath o.o
Asmo Asmo Asmo...get ready to be pampered all day long
This day is all about you! (and him ofc , but mostly you because you’re the only person he make time for to spoil like this)
Get ready because he’s in your room early in the morning, excited to spend his day with you, doing all the things he loves doing on a daily basis, but it's even more exciting getting to do them with you
Your day is jam packed with beauty appointments
First, you guys go to a spa and get the ultimate relaxing/beauty package because he insists that it’s the perfect way to start off a special day
Afterwards, you guys are off to a salon to get your hair and nails done together and he whines until you allow him to pick your hairstyle and nail color for you
In each of these places he’s full on bragging about you to the workers who tend to him (massage person, hair stylists, nail tech) saying that it’s your birthday and how you’re so lucky to be spending your day together with someone as beautiful as him
But then he also continues on and starts telling them all how beautiful you are too :D
After getting all pampered for the day, he’s off dragging you into every possible clothing store as he picks out a few outfits and buys them all for you
When you both return to the House of Lamentation, he had secretly prepared a surprise party for you with the brothers and invited all your friends along with a few other unfamiliar faces
It’s a huge party, all to celebrate you, so hopefully you enjoy it because Asmo spent a lot of time planning every second of it
At the end of the night, he’s ready to treat you with another massage, but with his own hands this time, just make sure he keeps those hands in check because he has a bad habit of letting them wander DOWN BOY
Our sweet boy Beel is just so incredibly happy that it’s finally the day that you were once brought into the world because he can’t imagine his life without you
We all know this man is always hungry; however, he’s willing to ask you what you want to do to ensure that you have the best day ever for your birthday
Luckily you tell him that he can decide whatever you guys do that day, he’s relieved because he wasn’t sure how long he’d last without food
Just get ready because you’re gonna be bursting at the seams for all the food he’s about to treat you to
He has a list of restaurants, including his favorite spots to eat in both the Devildom and in the Human World that he wants to take you to
He’d suggest some meals to you for each place and buys as much food for you as you’d like
Beel would even offer you some of his own food from his plate if it made you happy <3
Aside from food though, he had made it his mission to buy you a special gift, either one that he bought or hand made (and luckily he had the self control to not eat it before he could give it to you)
Speaking of self control, after you return to the House of Lamentation and have your own celebration with the rest of his brothers, he’s in the kitchen making a cake for you trying his best not to each all of it in the process
You’re in his room talking to Belphie when Beel comes in with only half the cake, looking a little guilty
He tried his best to not eat any of it, but he got hungry on the way and managed to at least save half for you
Of course you and Belphie only takes a slice of the cake and offer the rest of it to Beel anyway
Enjoy your birthday with this absolute cupcake, he’ll make sure you’re treated well all day <3
Finally Belphie, who loves sleep ofc, but he loves you more so he’s up early despite himself so he can wish you a happy birthday first, in person
Please offer him a morning nap though because he tried his best to wake up early for you to make sure you knew that he remembered your birthday, but he’s still extremely tired
Cuddles cuddles and more cuddles, expect loads of those because he’s gonna be clinging onto you all day as if you were his cow print pillow (not that he doesn’t do that already though lol)
When you guys both wake up again, he makes it his mission not to sleep too much for the rest of the day because he really does want to spend as much time with you celebrating your birthday so you feel special
He’d only allow Beel to join in on your birthday celebration with him, so don’t expect to see the other brothers all day long, specifically Lucifer
He calls Solomon over later that evening to summon a star shower especially for you
It’s one of Belphies favorite things and he wants to make sure you can see something so special on your birthday
You spend the rest of the evening cuddled up to him, watching the stars fall beautifully all around you both
He even lets you sleep on his lap for a chance since he’s usually the one that’s always sleeping on your lap first; once you’re peacefully sleeping though, then he’d finally join you in sleep
Basically your day is very relaxing, probably even more than your day with Satan and Levi, so enjoy your lazy day with our fav sloth <3
REQUESTS ARE OPEN :D
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Diavolo: Are you crying?
Mc: Because you're all so fucking dumb[sobs]
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Excuse me, but might i request some of our boyos favorite positions? Sleeping of course ;)
Sleeping, OF COURSE 😈
Lucifer: the boy sleeps like he is posing for a magazine. On his back, one hand on his chest, sex hair and mouth slightly open. Legends say Lord Diavolo has a photo of Lucifer sleeping but we may never know the truth.
Mammon: he will be tossing and turning all night long (at least something he can do all night long). His favorite position though is on his stomach. Also, 110% chance of drooling.
Leviathan: Levi sleeps like an embryo in his bath tub and is also most probably hugging his Ruri-chan pillow.
Satan: Same as Lucifer, Satan prefers sleeping on his back (also because he often falls asleep while reading). But if you sleep together with him, he will always be the big spoon (which is cute as hell).
Asmodeus: ohhhh you wanna know his favorite sleeping position? First you will have to learn other positions that he fancies ;)
Beelzebub: flat on his stomach, slightly drooling and 100% exhausted from the practice. Fun fact: Beel likes to sleep naked (and it's kind of a turn-on for him).
Belphegor: embryo position is his favorite though he can fall asleep in ANY position that is available to a demon body.
Lord Diavolo: on his side though he will be tossing and turning a bit.
Barbatos: on his stomach, hair all over the pillow and an arm under the pillow. That's how he relaxes after a long and tiring day.
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Obey Me! Squid Games AU Thoughts
So I just finished binging Squid Games with my mom and I really like it! But I also can’t stop thinking about a SquidGames!AU for Obey Me so here are my thoughts! Might write a fic or HCs later, who knows :)
TW: Mentions of violence, nothing explicit
Also Mild Squid Game spoilers!
So first things first! Who would play what roles?
My initial thought is that the demons are behind the game and they kidnap humans to watch them succumb to their sins in the games (Greed for the prize, Wrath at one another, etc.)
With that, I think the brothers would be square soldiers! High ranking demons who hash out the commands to the lower demons who would be the other pink soldiers
I am torn with Diavolo, though. Would he be the Front Man who answers to his father, one of the spectators? Or would he be player 001, the one who wanted to partake in the games he created while Barbatos is the Front Man? I could see them going either way, tbh.
Solomon and MC are players, obviously, but would the angels be special spectators? or would they also be players? Maybe Luke sits this AU out and Simeon is a spectator, or maybe he is the officer who infiltrates the game?
Maybe when he’s caught Diavolo takes pity on him and lets him become a player. A chance to live with a punishment for infiltrating
But! Think about the brothers being the pink soldiers and seeing MC, thinking ‘oh no, they’re really attractive’
Lucifer watching MC break their honeycomb and subtly giving them another one so they can keep playing?
Mammon and Leviathan finding MC in the bathroom late at night and giving them a heads up on the next game?
Beel giving MC twice as much food so they don't go hungry?
Satan aiming his gun at another human who was threatening MC even though they are supposed to let them kill one another?
Diavolo either not wanting the games to happen and having to watch MC put their life on the line, or Diavolo teaming up with MC because he realizes that the only way for them to have a chance is if they win?
Solomon catching MC when they fall during Red Light, Green Light, and MC passing Solomon half their bread when one of the other humans eats twice as much
Asmo giving MC bandages to cover any wounds they have, and Belphie giving them an extra blanket.
Barbatos watching and letting the boys do as they please, erasing the evidence of them interacting with MC before Diavolo’s father can see it.
The other humans would absolutely see the favoritism the demons have over MC (The lower soldiers can’t do shit about it) so they start to target MC
As the humans get more violent towards MC, the brothers get more reckless with their help
Leviathan straight up tells MC not to pair up with anyone for the marble game so they can skip it
MC is skeptical, but when they learn that by sitting out that meant both them and Solomon survived, they’re so relived
MC sneaking into the bathrooms to give their demon of choice a quick kiss
MC makes it to the final round with Solomon and Simeon, they’re all eating at the triangle table with the brothers keeping guard around them.
They don’t want those two to die, so they offer themself up to push the two farther
But the brothers don’t want that. Maybe they help Simeon and Solomon fake their deaths so MC can win and keep their friends alive?
Or it can go darker!
MC and Solomon being the last two, and MC watching Solomon kill himself because he wants MC to live on
Maybe instead of letting MC collect their prize and life their life, they get captured by their demon and kept forever.
Just,,, Squid Games but in Devildom!!!
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Kinktober day 26 casting couch: Lucifer and Solomon
You clicked your tongue, looking at Solomon and Lucifer. Simeon had left you in charge of directing the play and you needed to get worthwhile actors and for whatever reason Lucifer and Solomon both wanted to be in it. You didn’t want to put them in at first but…Solomon made an offer, he wanted a part and offered to make you something/enchant something for you.
You had jokingly said if they sleep with you, you’ll give them a part. They both jumped up and offered to fuck you. So…here you are now, with Lucifer between your legs, tongue skillfully gliding across your sex. Solomon was shaking as you fisted his cock, with a quick and uneven pace. He was giving high pitched whines as you focused on the tip. “Solomon, if you cum first, you’re not going to be in the play.”
Solomon gave a light whimper, trying to pull away, precum dripping from his cock. Lucifer stopped and pulled away, glancing up at you. “Can…can Solomon and I switch places?” You nodded letting go of Solomon’s arousal, grinning as it throbbed uselessly. Lucifer got up, going to your side, purring as you grab his arousal and start pumping it.
Solomon got between your legs, giving your stomach a kiss before diving down. Solomon was admittedly not nearly as good as Lucifer, it made your core ache for more and you ended up grinding against Solomon’s tongue. Lucifer moaned and thrusted into your hand, already starting to drip precum.
You hissed, reaching down to shove Solomon’s head down and grinding against his face as you came on his face, intentionally making a mess of his face. Solomon whined between your legs and started grinding against your leg. Lucifer groaned and hissed out. “Can I cum now?” You grin shake your head, earning a pout from Lucifer.
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The Sweet Sound of Music
(OM)Lucifer x GN!MC
Day 4/5 of the 500 Follower Special
Synopsis: Memories haunt Lucifer and you have to comfort him
Note: It’s short I know, but I just loved the premise. There’s slight angst and spoilers from S1. I didn’t want to drag it out too much. Here is Nocturne by Chopin in E Flat Major
You could tell Lucifer was in a bad mood, but you didn’t know why. Maybe it’s more paperwork? Maybe more bills. The brothers weren’t acting up either
When you brought him tea or coffee, you saw nothing really out of the ordinary. Although, Lucifer was cold and kept his distance from you.
The next day, you didn’t see him anywhere. You checked his office, his bedroom, any of the other places he would be. Nothing.
Maybe he was with Diavolo.
“Hello MC! How are you doing?” The Demon Lord asked on the other end.
“Hey, I’m doing good, but I’m looking for Lucifer. Is he with you?”
Diavolo stayed silent, which worried you, “No, he’s not with me.”
It could have been a lie, but you have no proof otherwise. He was definitely keeping something from you though.
“Ok, well thanks anyway.” You hung up and start mulling over where Lucifer possibly could be.
“Oi! What’s wrong with you?” Mammon snapped you out of your thoughts. Even though his words came across as rude, you could see the concern in his eyes.
You sighed, “I’m looking for Lucifer. I can’t seem to find him anywhere.”
Mammon stayed silent, and he was bad at keeping a facade.
“You know something…” you mumbled, “I’ll revoke your privileges to hang out with me if you don’t tell me.”
“Ok, ok, no need to twist my arm.” Mammon’s face grew grim, “He’s most likely at the Coliseum.”
“Why would he be there?”
Mammon started to look pained, and you grew even more worried, “He’s there because it’s the anniversary of Lilith’s death.”
That explains it right there. You gave a quick thank you to Mammon and ran off to be with Lucifer.
When you found him, he was standing there looking up at the sky lost in his own thoughts.
“Lucifer…” you could put causing him to jump.
“MC? What are you doing here?” He didn’t sound too angry, but you could tell he wasn’t expecting anyone to come find him at a low point.
“I was worried about you. You’ve been acting strange for the last couple of days, and I grew concerned.”
Lucifer looked down at his feet trying not to look you in the eye. The man, that normally was filled with pride and hid his emotions, was gone.
You took a few steps forward and held his gloved hands, feeling the cool leather on your skin, “It’s ok. I know what today is.”
“Who told you?”
“Mammon did, but I forced him to. So don’t punish him when we get back.”
Lucifer just stared down at you. His eyes looking so sad and sorrowful. You pulled him into his arms, and you could hear him start to cry.
“I miss her. I miss her so much”
“I know you do.” You just cradled Lucifer, letting him get his emotions out. You were the only person who could see him like this aside from Diavolo.
After a few more sobs, you pulled back, reaching a hand up to wipe his tears away.
You had to cheer him up somehow, and an idea formed in your head, “Do you mind if I take you somewhere?”
Lucifer looked reluctant but eventually agreed. The only place you really could go was the Demon Lord’s castle.
Barbatos greeted you as you entered through the grand doors, “Good evening MC, Lucifer.”
“Hi…umm…Barbatos?” He quirked up and eyebrow, “Do you have a music room I can use?”
He smiled, “Of course. Right this way.”
He led you down a long hallway until you finally reached an ornate door. When he opened it up, you saw a beautiful grand piano and many other instruments.
“Thank you Barbatos,” you said leading Lucifer in.
“My pleasure.” And with that the butler left.
You sat Lucifer down on the piano bench and sat next to him, “Why don’t I play something for you to help ease your worries?”
Lucifer didn’t say anything, but you carried on. Fingers starting to dance up and down the white and black keys. The soft melody filled the room, and you could hear Lucifer chuckle.
“Nocturne by Chopin. I like it.”
You couldn’t help the smile that grew on your face. Lucifer finally relaxed while listening to the song. Classical music has always been his bread and butter, his comfort. You’ve seen him multiple nights hole himself up in his study and play records. Too bad you didn’t have any Demonus handy.
As the last few notes played, you took a deep breath. Satisfied at the piece you just played.
“Yes?” You turned to look at him. He grabbed your face and placed a light kiss on your lips.
You couldn’t help but blush at the intimate moment you and Lucifer were having. You placed another kiss on his lips. It was soft and innocent.
When you both parted, you saw Lucifer smile, “Why don’t I play with you?”
It was your turn to smile, “Of course.”
You both kept playing pieces until daybreak, enjoying each other’s company. Enjoying the sweet sound of music together.
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Mc: I'm cold!
Mc: I said, my hands are-
Lucifer: *holds their hands* I got it, your hands are cold. Anything else?
Mc: My face.
Lucifer: *frames their face* ok?
Mc: Still cold.
Lucifer: *kisses their nose* Better?
Mc: The best!
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Everything was a Leap of Faith
Word Count: 1,282 , excluding the first 5 lines, bc they're from part 1.
a/n: Part 2 of "This Wasn't Supposed to Happen"!!!! Specifically for @otome-scribbles bc they're the first person to even comment on it, apart from @obey-me-tho (who reblogged it the first time I posted it on my old account, it should be there somewhere 😉). Also, imma make y'all cry with this one dsndjnqadns.
ps. I'm introducing many new OCs, feel free to hate or love ^^ (I'm worldbuilding and I love it). And I think this will have 4 parts, bc this is already 1K plus, and the major angst is over 2K, making this a very long read. Part 3 will also have angst, but it will have a happy ending in Part 4, I promise!!!!
Tagging: @raven-or-ty, @eternallydaydreaming2015, @devildomimagines
pps. Find Part 1 here!
“MC, there’s something I need to tell you..”
?“Hmm?” you asked, rubbing away your tears, looking him in the eye.
“He’s going to be okay. Demons can’t permanently die like humans, they’re immediately resurrected. However…”
“However?” Satan questioned quickly for you, your eyes filling up with tears once more, filled with hope at seeing Lucifer again.
“He won’t remember MC, only his brothers, and Diavolo.”
✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧
Lucifer awoke with a start, breath unsteady and chest heaving, his mind blank with worry. Mammon, who has been sleeping on the chair next to the bed, also awoke with a shock to see his still-weak brother attempt to get off the bed. "Oi, Lucifer!! Where d'ya think you're going?!"
"Have to... see if.." he muttered, trying to get the tanned male off his case as he tried to reach for the door and failed, Mammon catching him just as his legs failed. "Who, or what, have ya gotta see?! That can wait, y'know!" Mammon chastised, just barely catching Lucifer as his legs gave way, the raven-haired male crashing to the floor.
✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧
You were a mess. In order to not overwhelm Lucifer, you had been asked to leave the House of Lamentation and stay in the Demon Lord's Castle with Diavolo and Barbatos, despite your insistence to return after he awoke so that you could reintroduce yourself to him, as his lover. You barely ate and slept, trying to distract yourself from all your thoughts by looking around the castle and staring out the window.
"MC, you need to eat," Barbatos insisted gently, the butler pushing a spoon towards you in the hopes that that movement would spur a response. "MC," he called, pushing the food away and sitting on your bed gently, taking your hands in his. When you finally looked up at him, it took all of his immortal might not to recoil in fear.
Where had you gone, he wondered, the MC that fell in love? Not wasting another moment, he pulled you into his chest, letting you listen to his heartbeat as you blinked slowly. "I understand you wish to see Lucifer, but he would not understand, and I fear he would hurt you in his ignorance."
"I don't care," you said in a very small voice, a voice Barbatos hated. "I just want to see him again, Barbatos, please." Barbatos closed his eyes, as he sighed, slowly pushing you away as he got up. "I shall ask the Young Lord for an inference on this, but rest assured that I shall try my very best." So that I never have them be so again, he thought in his head, thinking it better not to add that.
✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧
"Good Morning, Lord Diavolo," Lucifer murmured as he leaned uneasily on Mammon, the latter unsteadily supporting his brother as he huffed.
"Lucifer! It's lovely to see you, but shouldn't you be in bed? You must still be recovering, yes?" Diavolo asked with some sternness as he got up from his seat and pulled a chair for his right-hand man, Lucifer sinking onto it gratefully as Mammon finally stood up straight.
"Sorry, Lord Diavolo, it was my idea, actually," Mammon added as Diavolo opened his mouth, the latter closing it immediately and nodding, letting Mammon continue. "I thought it would be a good idea to let him out a little, because he was getting really restless. I mean, we're all behaved for the first time in millennia," Mammon laughed as Diavolo grinned.
"Really, Lucifer? Feeling restless, are we?" he teased as Lucifer groaned and looked away, Mammon laughing idly as he looked at Diavolo about you, the red-headshaking his head with eyes downcast.
"Mammon, could I ask you to fetch Barbatos for me? It would be better if all four of us could chat, instead of letting him work," Diavolo asked, Mammon getting up immediately and proceeding to look for you.
✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧
"MC," Mammon breathed as he you saw your haggard figure making its way desperately, the former running towards you and embracing you in a bone-crushing hug.
"I heard Lucifer, I want to see him, please, please," you begged of your first man, who looked severely conflicted. "Mammon," you pleaded, eyes filled to the brim with tears. "I'm so tired... I just want to see him, even if he doesn't remember me... these things happen in the human world too, but- but they're not kept apart...this is worse than when he was 'dead', why don't you all get me?!" you wailed as you hugged him back, Mammon whispering sweet nothings into your ear as he tried to console you.
✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧
"Oh, Lord Diavolo, I did not mean to intrude," a female-presenting demon apologized a few floors below, Lucifer looking up at wonder at the demon, losing all train of thought as the female bowed low in reverence.
"Hello, Miss Bydis," Diavolo greeted as he shifted in his seat, clearly uncomfortable. "What brings you here today?"
"My Lord," she started as she drew up a chair for herself, sitting right across Lucifer, the male stiff, not reacting. "It has come to the council's attention that Lucifer Morningstar has not been fulfilling his duties as of late."
"That- is completely my fault. I had not been feeling well for a while, and once I had passed my limit, Mammon made sure I stayed at home to recover, reminding me that I'd only do worse if I tried to work."
"I see," she drawled, shifting her legs to sit comfortably. "However, it is not just the Morningstar that I am here for today. I am also here for the exchange student, MC."
"What do you want with MC? They've been ill as well lately, somehow contracting a Devildom illness, and Barbatos and Solomon have been busy nursing them." Diavolo explained, in a roundabout way asking for the reason, one that Bydis and Lucifer both picked up on.
"Their marriage has been ordained to Marquess Lancaster. This is not up for debate. Their connection to Lilith must be removed or subsumed at all cost. We cannot afford another war- cold or otherwise, with the Celestial Realm. On that note, Lucifer is to marry me."
"Is this the wish of Ogixoth?" Diavolo threatened, Barbatos rushing into the room at the tone. "Miss Bydis," he said dryly. "I would appreciate your not agitating the Young Lord."
"We shall continue this later, Lord Diavolo," Bydis bowed once more as she exited the room, leaving Lucifer internally agitated and yet confused, for the name MC stirred something deep within him.
Lucifer rose with as much grace as he could muster. "I shall take your leave now, Lord Diavolo. It seems you and I have much to think about, and I am ashamed to say that I cannot offer much help from my end."
"Lucifer! Can you stay for a bit, I need to talk to Barbatos for a minute. Or should I call Asmo over?" Mammon yell-asked from the door's entrance as Lucifer sighed, and begrudgingly sat back down. "It wouldn't hurt to have another cup of tea, I suppose," he muttered as Diavolo laughed and poured himself a cup to match.
✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧
"How are they?" was Barbatos's first question, Mammon not quite meeting his eye. "They're not too hurt, are they?"
"We heard everything. About their marriage to Lancaster, Lucifer's marriage to MC Bydis. I'm cursing the fact that they share the same name, honestly!!!"
"Unfortunately, there is very little we can do to stop it, once the council has decreed it. Until my Lord becomes King, there is no way to escape it, unless we try to reawaken Lucifer's memories."
"Well, he kinda remembers. But then, did ya see how Bydis was kinda looking like MC?? Lucifer doesn't remember them well, his vision is hazy at best, so she's gonna take advantage of that!!"
"Curses!" Barbatos growled, Mammon yelping and taking a step back as to appease him. "No, Mammon, it's alright. But I hate seeing them in so much pain. I want to help, but how? How can I help, when I'm bound to my Lord as such?"
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Can we get some angst? I was thinking of Lucifer always hanging out with mc and thinks mc likes him but, turns out mc is trying to ask Satan out and is not interested at all in Lucifer? Sorry for the ask, I just get angsty after Valentine's Day lol
It's a horrid feeling the way Lucifer's chest clenches to the point where he thinks he could fall to his knees when you happily tell him about Satan and how the two of you were going out on a date together. You're beaming with a happiness that burns him, leaving him tempted to completely recoil away from you.
"Lucifer are you feeling okay?" The question is so innocent and simultaneously tone-deaf that he wants to spill the enviousness growing in his gut until you notice how much he wishes that you had asked him instead of Satan.
"I apologise I just remembered some paperwork that requires my intention, farewell." Instead he settles for avoiding you and Satan, busying himself with tasks to ignore the yearning he feels. But every now and then he stops, wondering what it is he could have done differently to make it him at your side and not Satan.
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Lucifer with a Femboy Mc|S/O
Originally this post was gonna include Levi, but it was really difficult so I’ll probably do him and Satan together next time.
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Lucifer: You’re Mc, right?
Mc: Yeah. . .
Lucifer: You identify as a male, right?
While he did have access to your files, Lucifer would still be taken aback by your feminine appearance. Was there some sort of mistake? Did you go through some transition? He’s very relieved that no mishaps occurred when you were summoned. ￼
Lucifer ends up sputtering many compliments your way, along with some more unchaste remarks that were more hushed for anyone else to hear and acknowledge. Many weren’t supposed to escape his lips in the first place, but for some reason the demon couldn’t help it. He would probably lay it off as him wanting to make up for your awkward arrival.
The pristine, dutiful elder brother saw no problem with you and your attire in the beginning. He was and still is honestly very fond of it. You can end up putting a lot of work into your physical appearance, and depending on how varied your outfits and aesthetics￼ are, Lucifer will commend you for how well you put yourself together.
Lucifer definitely favors you wearing lolita and ouji clothing. He’s a big fan of victorian clothing and with lolita clothing taking inspiration from it he really appreciates the sight of you wearing the attire. He particularly favors you wearing gothic, classic, guro, and wa-lolita styles. This man will be on the verge of his horniness composure when you wear ero-lolita fashion, or just anything that gives him easy access to look at your thighs and legs.
What did bother him was the fact you refused to wear the RAD uniform. You would either throw it away or use the material to make a costume uniform.
Lucifer: How many times are we gonna have to go through this?
Mc: How many times are you gonna expect me to wear those pants and that awful dress shirt?
Eventually there would be a compromise by either letting you wear a custom uniform or letting you wear the uniform for girls with a different dress shirt.
Lucifer doesn’t really enjoy gifting you meaningless gifts; if he’s gonna get you something, it’ll be something you’ll enjoy, would be able to wear, and possibly match with a theme of a formal event he wants you to accompany him for.
You both have a matching teacup sets for when he feels a picnic between you is in order, or when you’re both privately mingling with each other in his room or work station. The reason he doesn’t like to show it off publicly is because last time when you and brothers were invited to a picnic, Satan was quick to point out how Lucifer conveniently had the same set as you. Never again.
When it comes to gifts that involve accessories, he tends to have something that matches. Like a necklace that’s shares the same resemblance to the one you got for him, or two identical bracelets that you both share.
The eldest brother would not be as oblivious to his crush, as say Mammon. He may not admit until the time is correct. On dates he tends to take you to more lavish places or events. Lucifer might even gift you an outfit so he can match with yours.
This is guy not subtle at all when it comes to punishments. If he feels the need to punish you, he’ll make you clean around the house (preferably his quarters.) However he’ll make you wear some risqué maid outfit.
Lucifer: I assure you Mc, wearing this maid outfit is absolutely essential to your punishment.
Mc: Do I have to wear the—
Lucifer: Yes the lingerie undergarments too. How else are you to learn?￼ ￼
Often finds his eyes drawing towards you. Sometimes when staring Lucifer will lower his gaze to admire your thighs and backside. Lucifer often needs to refrain himself from touching your smooth skin, or risk peeking up your dress when you slouch. He tries to control himself because he does want to be respectful towards you. But when you two start going out he’ll stare all he wants and may give you a pinch or smack for all the time he had to wait, and to tease you.
Lucifer loves to doll you up in cute extravagant outfits. A smirk befalls upon his face when he sees you adorned in the outfit he so kindly gifted you.
Now, Lucifer is not one to get jealous. He is one of the most power demons out there; others know it would be foolish to attempt any devious actions to woo you. Especially if he’s around. But he gets a small boost to his ego when you wear something he bought. Why get jealous when there’s no one to complete with you in the first place?
When he buys clothes, the handsome demon will buy promiscuous outfits for only his eyes to see. So if you’re invited to come over to his room for a “private meeting”, expect him to dress you up.
Lucifer looking at an ero-lolita dress he wants to purchase:
Asmo: Lucifer? Ehe~, what are you doing here?
Lucifer: You never saw me here, got it?
Asmo: Only if you help pay for some of my clothing. It’s only fair.
Don’t even try getting him into anything you wear. No crop tops, no skirts, revealing or not he’s gonna refuse. Lucifer wants to keep track of his image so being seen like that would never sit well with him. He doesn’t see a problem with other people like yourself doing so, but for him, he’ll never allow someone to see him like that. At most he may put on something that’s lingerie or a maybe a crop top if you’re alone and having a “private session￼” together.
He’s very respectful and will not tolerate any ill-manner comments or behavior directed towards you. Not that anyone would be stupid enough to try anything when he’s around.
The man relishes in the stares of the jealous demons. He is the one who got to you first, and you were the first to capture his heart before them. People admiring you both gives him great pleasure like no other.
Lucifer and you love each other dearly. Lucifer will respect any boundaries you set and being with him will never garner many negatives. Just watch out for his more rabid fans. They’re. . .not safe to be around. Don’t worry though, he’ll protect you and make sure no harm comes your way. You are his precious pretty little ￼human, and loves you with all his heart.
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Oh yeah, he was terrified, but after everything in Devildom, race not the most scary thing what happened to Anders lol
Plus, Anders basically his right hand, so he also knew, that she's very capable to do anything ahah
Funny that Mammon always my first boy, and Anders saw him as her sunshine, but I also love her dynamic with Lucifer (relationship with those two was my favorite in 1 season, especially from enemies to lovers with grandpa Lucy) But, good that Anders has a big heart to love all of them хд
And my favorite fact, Lucifer was that person, who give Anders a scar on the face, he feel bad about it later, but Anders thinks she's looks hot with that
Okay the more I hear about Anders the more badass she seems😶 the scar?🤌🏻 the angst cause lucifer was the one who caused it?🤌🏻💯 Absolute perfection and no I'm not biased because I have a thing for scars that's insane!
Mammon will always be the OM! fandom's first man but yes!! I loved MC & Lucifer's enemies to lovers/friends relationship and how much lucifer now trusts them. That part in early S2 where he gives them a key to the HoL when they come back to the devildom and they're kind of shocked and just? That was beautiful. Saw a post on tumblr that called S1 MC and Lucifer's relationship as "on the clock enemies" kind of like that old loony tunes cartoon about the sheep dog and the coyote and I've never found a better way to describe them
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A Twisted Turn
Chapter One | Chapter Two | Part Three
Pairing: Casifer x Reader. Dean Winchester & Sister!Reader. Sam Winchester & Sister!Reader.
Summary: Things take a turn for the worst when you realize that the angel you love the most is being possessed by the angel you hate the most.
Warnings: Language. Threats of violence.
A/N: Read on AO3. Takes place in S11. Let me know if you enjoyed it, please ♡
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing had happened.
You had prayed, called, questioned, and everything in-between all damn day. A voice of tempting words had both left your mouth and mind as you tried to gain his attention. Yet, nothing in response. Not begging, though. You refused to beg to Lucifer, of all beings.
He'd probably enjoy that too much, especially if it came from a Winchester. And for all you knew, Lucifer simply had better things to do than play around with you.
You were about to give up and call it a day, when, just like that, an idea popped into your head.
Instead of appealing to Lucifer’s pride and narcissism, you could challenge it.
You quickly thought over the pros and cons that could result from this, but you were more than ready to take him on, so you sent out your last prayer for the day.
“Wow, Lucifer, I never took you for someone who was afraid of a human. Like, even Crowley has the balls to at least talk to me, but I understand if you’ve lost your edge... I heard the Cage will do that to someone.”
Silence filled your ears as you finished. You tested your grip on the angel blade once more, waiting for the chance to swing it. But again, nothing happened. No movements or sounds filled the air, other than your own.
Releasing a loud sigh, you decided to finally call it a day. You had this plan ready to go for days, yet the thought of Lucifer not showing up had never really occurred to you. Maybe it was just the confidence and hubris of your own created idea, or maybe you had actually hoped that, for once in your life, things would actually go according to plan.
But when is a Winchester ever that lucky?
Not wanting any surprises in your sleep, you headed towards the hall to go power the warding back up. You made note of the phone in your pocket and made a mental reminder to call your brothers before you went to bed. Fighting back a yawn and tired eyes, you beelined for the right hall.
Lucifer’s eyes remained locked on the ground as his mind moved in and out of thought. He barely registered the sound of one of his demons’ voices. His foot tapped impatient against the ground as he thought over the prayers you’d sent him earlier once again.
“What?” Lucifer finally snapped.
The demon flinched in fear, but still held up some papers before talking about some statistics Lucifer cared nothing for. He needed to focus on the Darkness and finding a way to beat her, but you had been distracting him all day.
Every time he thought he had finally found his rhythm, you came in with another prayer that sent him spiraling. He had listened to your words closely, taking notice of how your tone and excuses shifted through the day. Going from someone confident and collected to near hysteric. Lucifer was almost surprised that you were actually praying to him at first—and then to end your prayer session like that?
By trying to taunt him into coming?
But then again, you were a Winchester. Almost as ballsy as Lucifer himself.
But Lucifer had centuries of knowledge, battle strategy, and manipulation more than you. He knew a trap when he felt one.
“-now would be the time to strike her.”
Lucifer’s gaze shot over as he caught the last part of the demon’s words.
“What?” He asked, with a curious and icy stare.
“The girl, my Lord. She’s vulnerable.”
The demon nodded. “We had eyes report back to us that the boys left for another town. She is alone right now.”
Lucifer knew that, of course. Hell, you’d prayed that information to him yourself earlier today, but he didn't know if it was time to kill you just yet.
“We’re not ready to attack,” Lucifer said simply, before looking away and grabbing a nearby stack of papers to search through.
The demon seemed caught off guard and went against their better knowledge to never question their king. “But, sir, if I may-”
“No.” Lucifer’s eyes moved back up. “You may not.”
“But? But what?” Lucifer’s head tilted slightly to the side, challenging the demon to speak out again. He stood up from his throne when the being remained silent. He moved forward, getting closer to the demon in front, who seemed rooted to the spot. Their eyes moving to the ground.
“Let me put it this way.” Lucifer placed a hand on their shoulder, not caring about the fear it caused the demon. “We have bigger fish to fry right now than messing with a Winchester. Remember, we kill the Darkness first, and then deal with everyone else. Okay?”
The demon quickly nodded before scurrying back to their post. Not all of Lucifer's creations were afraid of him, but the ones who weren’t had mostly died off back in the Apocalypse days. What ones remained through the wars were mostly wiped out by Crowley, leaving only his loyal demons in return. And while Crowley’s demons may have been cowardly, they weren’t stupid… Mostly.
But at least submission was better than a rebellion.
Lucifer was about to sit back down when an idea suddenly popped into his head.
Submission was better than a rebellion.
Lucifer couldn’t believe he hadn’t thought of this earlier. He wouldn’t kill you, not yet, but… maybe he could break you instead. He’d almost done it with one Winchester. Lucifer could certainly try it again.
Besides, you seemed like the most fun to play with, anyway.
As you entered the room, your droopy eyes fell on the switch to activate the warding. You moved closer, raising a hand to change the control, when suddenly the sound of your phone ringer filled your ears.
Instinctively, your free hand reached down to your pocket to grab the device, but the only thing your skin was met with was empty fabric. You froze, with one hand on the switch that still set to OFF, as your head suddenly turned towards the hallway.
The ringing phone wasn’t coming from your pocket. It was coming from another room.
Had you taken your phone out and forgotten to put it back? It wouldn’t have been the first time, especially with you being in such a tired state like you were now.
It took you a moment to recognize the ringtone, which instantly registered in your mind as Sam’s. You knew it wouldn’t be good to miss his call, so you hurried out of the room and followed the noise.
If only you’d remembered to make sure the switch was turned back on.
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Obey me bois and their nightmares about you~
I often see the concept of how these bois would fall prey to certain insecurities involving their sins and love for you. So let’s explore further into that through one of their more vulnerable states. Their dreams.
Warnings: angst, gore!!(specifically for Satan, Beel, and Belphie), cursing
He would often wonder if his bouts of arrogance would ever have any lasting effects on you, like it had on others throughout the years
You were always so forgiving and understanding, but the possibility of you becoming more meek and sullen around him intruded his mind late at night after a mountain of paper work had been conquered and he fell into sleep before he knew it
He opens his eyes again, only to find he is in a darkened room, with him being seated on a high thrown and you below him kneeled on the ground head hanging low
“I’m sorry for questioning you, for speaking out of turn, for embarrassing you…”
Lucifer was confused and concerned, you sounded so distant and disheartened and he had no idea what for
“Lucifer..are you ashamed of me?”
His eyes widened at the question, you sounded like you were on the verge of tears
“No! Never! MC tell me what is-”
“I won’t ruin your image any more, I won’t insult your authority, I won’t test your patience, I won’t speak out of turn I won’t-”
You continued to ramble about the things you won’t do anymore as you rose to your feet and slowly turned to walk away in a zombie like state, to see you like this hurt Lucifer it scared him even
He doesn’t want you to be another sheep, he loves you as you are!
He reaches out to you only to find he’s tethered to the thrown, not being able to escape this cage and you walking away a broken soul by his hand
The guilt and fear of having done this to you dug a hole in his chest paining him to the point of snapping awake with a flinch
He’s thankful to realize it was only a dream and sighs as he leans back in his chair and pushes his hair out of his face. In the morning he’d be sure to be explicitly clear about how truly grateful he is for you, just as you are
You were his first human, he’s your first man and he holds that title as high on his list as ‘The Great Mammon!’
But sometimes he just can’t rap his head around how cool you can be, even when he’s prone to some…uncool habits
I mean cmon! The things he’s done for a quick buck! How can you just…forgive him so easily? Is there really not a single grudge bone in your whole body? No plots or anything? Even he can admit he deserves..some of it
But you’re still so kind, and can even be as mischievous as him! He just wonders when’s he gonna push that one button, when’s he gonna fuck up and really do something that makes you call it quits
He thinks real hard on these things sprawled out on his bed, so much to the point that he conks out almost instantly
When he wakes up again he’s standing in front of an alley next to a club, he turns and sees you hunched over your shoulders shaking as you whimper
“Hey MC! What’s wrong did someone do this to ya-
“I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!!!”
He’s scared by the violent shove you gave him as you whipped around
“MY FOOD MY JEWELRY THE CLOTHES ON MY BACK! I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING SO YOU CAN WHAT??? PAWN AND WASTE IT ALL IN A FUCKIN CASINO???!!!”
Is that what he did, no…no never, never that, never to you!
“Wh-No! MC I can get grimm from anywhere! How could I- w-why would I take from you?!”
“And you’re a goddamn liar.”
That last line you spat made him flinch as a pang of guilt stabbed through his stomach
“You’re a scumbag Mammon. Get out of my life.”
You screamed at a volume that pierced his ears and with that he jolts awake in a cold sweat. Relieved it was a dream as he pants, but the image never really leaving him for a while maybe he’d work up the courage to talk to you about it one of these days
It’s no real question where his worries lie with you, day in and day out he fears you’ll wise up and realize you could do better
Even with you constantly reassuring him that he’s perfect for you and how you’d never stop loving him, the thought always eats at him when his guard’s down
Jealousy is inevitable for him, but that doesn’t mean he likes it, you were the first person in forever to actually care about what he says let alone be interested
A mega fan like him he had to be dreaming! But in fact it was in his very dreams where he always sees the same scene unfold. You being swept away by someone cooler, someone stronger, someone more handsome, someone, ANYONE! And worst of all…
“God! Fucking finally, if I hear him ramble about another anime or some sh!t I’m gonna vomit.”
He stood there, frozen, watching you speak to another figure
“*sigh* like I tried, I really tried to humor him but who actually gives a damn! Maybe if he tried stepping out in sun the extra vitamins would actually help him catch a fuckin clue.”
“He must’ve loved finally being able to touch something else other than a body pillow though, how the hell can a demon lord be so pathetic it’s…disgusting.”
He watches you say the last line with a scowl. He was hurt deeply but he can’t move, can’t express any emotion, but if he could he thinks he might cry
Or maybe not as he’d figured you’d feel this way, isn’t it weird that even though he expected this seeing it actually happen makes him feel like he’s gonna shatter into pieces
And he does, his frozen form splits and cracks and falls to pieces onto the ground. It’s painful, but not as painful as watching you walk away with someone else, a huge smile forming on your face
His eyes slowly open, relief fills him as he sees it was a dream but it wasn’t enough to make the swirling in his gut go away, he thinks it’s a good time for another one of those 3am calls with you
Despite the calm nature he tries to uphold it’s only a testament that anger can come in many forms, it’s not always violent and neither does he want it to be, though he can admit sometimes it can become…blinding
But that’s only because he wishes to be heard, and hear him you do, and comfort and calm and talk and walk and read with him. He feels as though nothing can put him in a better mood and he’s forever grateful
However, in the back of his mind he’s still cautious of that beast, that unrelenting fearsome creature that only sees red and won’t think for a second before attacking whoever and whatever’s in front of him
And with you being his main outlet, he always thinks, what if he decides to no longer listen? What if in the Beauty and Beast the beast was never merciful?
He dozes off having read a bit of said tale for the thousandth time, and when he wakes it’s the same room but different, destroyed, messy, and in shambles
He rises from his chair wondering what could have happened until he hears a heavy and broken sobbing coming from behind a bookshelf, he recognizes it as you and rushes to your aid
But he turns the corner shocked and sickened as the image is worse than he could have ever imagined. You’re cut, gashed, bruised, swollen, beaten, bleeding, and what looked like the be a broken leg with the bone bloody and exposed
“NOOOOOO!!! DONT HURT ME! DONT-NO MORE NO-AAAGH!”
You scream and sob scurrying away from him only to cry out agonizingly having moved your injured leg too much
“MC y-you’re hurt don’t-”
“Please god noooo! I can’t-I can’t again, I *hic* fuck I d-didn’t mean to I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m-”
Satan was becoming overwhelmed by fear, disgust, worry, and rage, how could this happen?! He was right here! Who-
“Who did this to you..?”
You lower the hands you brought up to protect your face, which was now dark and expressionless
His eyes widen in shock, and with that blood gushes from your head as your eyes roll back and you fall to the ground like a rag doll
He lunges down to you on the floor and tries to heal you, but before he could start as he feels for a pulse there’s…nothing. He’s frozen, and numb, he did this to you, in the most painful way possible, he wanted to cry out but his voice won’t leave him. So he kneels there, hands stained with your blood as he cradled your head in them holding it to his own
“…I wouldn’t..I wouldn’t…I wouldn’t..I-”
He jolts awake from his sleep, book falling from his face, his first sight being Asmo who heard him mumbling and was concerned. He tells him it was just a bad dream a truth he was relieved by, a dream none the less that would still haunt him for sometime the only quell being your comfort
Beauty and grace will always be apart of his agenda, he strives for it and everyone only recognizes that
He can’t help that he’s so captivating and enchanting! Charming anyone that comes his way, even if their purposes are more sensual which was the majority
But you opened up a whole new world for him, you showed him a side of intimacy he’s almost forgotten and he craves it more than anything! You’ve shown him more precious things in life, and he wants nothing more than to show you that love and warmth back
You’re special to him truly, despite the countless number of others he’s encountered you stick out beautifully. He wants you to know that, he needs you to know that, the very thought of you thinking differently it just…
He fell gracefully into sleep pondering these things, when he opened his eyes again he was confused to find himself in a pink tinted void, he scanned around and when he turned he found you standing still
“Don’t touch me! I don’t know where those hands have been.”
He was shocked as you smacked away the arms he was about to embrace you with
“MC? Darling it’s me..”
“Yes. Asmodeus, the demon who runs into millions of other’s arms and beds.”
“You don’t love me.”
“Of course I do! Darling you’re my everything!”
“Is that what you say to get into people’s pants?”
Asmo was hurt by your comments, but became even more frightened seeing a crowd forming behind you. No faces or features, just a blurred bunch of dark people like figures
“Am I just another one of them Asmo?”
You ask more sincerely, looking him in the eye and backing towards the group slowly
“Another number…another name…another lay…another face..in the crowd..”
You say the last line fading away slowly into the bunched blackness of the figures, reaching out a hand that’s the last to be merged with them
Asmo reaches out for the hand and grabs it with both of his own pulling at you desperately to free you from the blackness but you kept slipping in, he wasn’t strong enough, but he couldn’t let go, he wouldn’t
“Please don’t leave me MC…PLEASE!”
At that plea he gasps awake, sitting upright and panting trying to still his breath, he sighs thankful it was just a dream but unfortunately he doesn’t think he’ll be able to catch up on the rest of his beauty sleep. Perhaps he could spend the rest of the night being productive and planning a much needed date night..day, ya know what how about a weekend-he..really needs to see you
He would have to admit there’s not too much at stake when it comes to your relationship, with proper prep his hunger can be easily taken care of
But everybody makes mistakes, things get eaten, food runs out, and Beel just gets..well hungry. He doesn’t mean for said hunger to take over but the feeling can just be so overwhelming, like an itch he needs to scratch, or a pain that grows worse and worse it’s enough to drive anyone crazy
You’ve seen a good deal of the worst of it, the outbursts and desperation, but in the end it was always handled and you were there to deal with the aftermath. He has no idea how he used to get by without you, sometimes your kindness was enough to calm him until his next meal
But other times he wonders, he worries, what if one day you’re there but the foods not? He’d demolished any possible idea of ever hurting you, but how long can your comfort and presence truly keep him at bay? How much can you really help at the end of the day?
A late night thought he has while gnawing on some fruit snacks before forcing himself to relax and sleep it away, he wakes up again, chewing on something
He figures it to be the fruit snacks he had a faint memory of eating on earlier, but something was off, the taste was raw and musky unlike anything he’s ever had before, was this meat? It ‘was’ red and red and red and…
He looks down and freezes at what he only recognizes to be entrails and intestines gripped in his hands, blood and other fluids coating his forearms, he slowly spits out what was in his mouth onto the floor which is now an unrecognizable lump of mashed organs
Beel throws down the contents in his hands and begins to gag heavily, but nothing will come out. The air is filled with a horrible odor, and he covers his face to shield himself from it, but not before a familiar sent whiffs past him
He slowly rises to his feet and sees a table, with a body sliced open. Practically empty and mangled like it was feasted upon, he looks on scanning it. He’s seen some things before so while it was troubling he braved looking on. There was something so familiar about it…
He eventually made his way to the other side where the head was. It was hanging over the end so he couldn’t see, but when he does shock and anguish filled his body as his legs gave out. It was you, your face, still, pale, lifeless
“..no…No No NO GOD! MC NO! NOT YOU PLEASE! No…”
As he breakdowns on the ground and he grabs your face with shaky hands, bringing it close to his own whimpering and repeating his mantra
Through his pants he looks up at you with utter confusion and fear on his face
You say weakly and hoarse, Beel’s only response to this is his heart pounding in his chest, breath becoming quicker to the point the shock wakes him up as he practically lunges out his bed
Belphie wakes up for a moment and mumbles asking if he’s ok, he says yes, Belphie asks if it was a bad dream, he says yes again. Belphie rises from his bed and trots over to Beel, offering a pillow and an ear if he needs someone to listen. Beel explains, Belphie gives some input, the main being that Beel doesn’t give himself or MC nearly enough credit for how strong they are and what they can conquer together
Even Belphie can admit the initial shock he felt at your forgiveness and acceptance towards him, you truly are a one of a kind human and that’s not just because of your connection to Lilith
He has to say he..enjoys your company, despite both your past he actually feels like he has someone around who gets him, and he’s glad you helped him and his brothers stand on mutual grounds again
He could lean on you, he could trust you, he even loved you, he did. He never wanted to hurt you again. Even if your relationship didn’t progress the way it did, you just weren’t deserving of such pain
You’ve provided him with a comfort he hasn’t felt for a long time even after all he did, he’s sworn to protect you. He’d owe that to more than just you, but having you around to listen to him talk about the stars, provide extra body heat during naps, or just simply be there. Even if he doesn’t always show it he appreciates it more than you could ever know
He really hopes you feel just as safe around him, that he could ever manage to provide a fraction of that comfort you give him, he really hopes that…you mean it when you say you’re not scared
It’s not hard for him to drift off within seconds of thinking on this, but strangely enough he’s awake again in the attic space no less. He’s so groggy he can barely even tell what else is going on until he here’s a voice
He whips his head around recognizing your voice but is horrified to see the full source. His arm was empaled through your chest, blood gushing and oozing around it and out of your injury, you were lifted off the ground clutching weakly onto the arm blood dripping from your mouth as well
Belphie began to panic face going pale but to top everything off, in his palm out the other side of your body, he had your heart in a death grip. It was still pounding..
Belphie snatches his attention back to your face, your head hung low and your grip grew tighter nails digging into his arm as he winced
“..I’m sorry..im sorry, im sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry-”
You kept mumbling that mantra, Belphie was confused and scarred at an utter loss of what to do. He wanted to say something, anything, but he couldn’t, couldn’t think, couldn’t understand
Before he could have another second to process you grabbed his arm tighter than ever
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t be what you wanted.”
You ripped his arm out your body, and stood on your feet. Belphie slowly looks at his bloodied limb and the heart that still pumped in his palm. He then looks at you, you lifted your head and did the same, you smile, cough blood, and fall to the ground with a thud
Belphie stood there, confused, horrified, shocked, disgusted. Frozen. He did it again…how…he shook his head back and forth trying desperately to deny the situation. The heart pumped loud in his palm, he could hear it, he listened to it. Did he do this? Was this your plan? Did you both but…wh-
At the utter confusion he snapped himself awake. Of course it was a dream he thought, a very vivid dream, but still just a dream. He would never, he wouldn’t. He calms himself down, and remembers he feel asleep in the planetarium. Maybe he should plan another sleepover with MC here, they…he could use the company
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clinginess/affection with the obey me boys
note from kin: this was originally meant to be a shorter piece but then it got real long whoops
also, quick clarification: generally if i do a piece where the characters are separated that means that that character is your only partner for each individual scenario (apart from luke of course he’s just your adopted little brother)
fandom: obey me!
character(s): gn! reader, lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor, diavolo, barbatos, simeon, luke, solomon
pairing(s): demon bros/reader, diavolo/reader, barbatos/reader, simeon/reader, luke & reader (platonic only for the angel bby), solomon/reader
warning(s): might take you a while to get through everyone but that’s all
generally lucifer’s all about the ‘strong independent demon who don’t need no lover’ facade, but don’t be fooled! he’s about a hundred feet deep into ‘unequivocally whipped’ status
he gives the impression that he’d know exactly what he wants and how to get it at all times but really he just stares at you until you get the hint and give him a kiss
(lucifer is good at a lot of things but romance just escapes him sometimes)
anyway truly clingy lucifer is pretty unpredictable but there is one consistent time when he really comes out, and that is when he’s tired
tired lucifer is usually on the more mellow side (if you want to ask him a favour, this is the best time to do it) because he is just too exhausted to get angry at things
tired lucifer is also just about the biggest affection bug in all three worlds because his guard’s down and he’s actually feeling his emotions instead of just generally registering and ignoring them, so he’s suddenly a lot more aware of how nice it feels to be with you
what does this mean? well, tired lucifer usually comes into play while he’s up late doing paperwork and stuff, so this is often how it goes:
1. lucifer becomes aware of his growing exhaustion and decides that he would really quite like to hold you right now
2. lucifer tries to concentrate on his work for about five more minutes
3. lucifer gives up on doing that and decides to go find you
these days you’re usually sleeping over in his bedroom so lucifer will just trot his way over and just kind of collapse on you
depending on whether you’re a heavy enough sleeper to sleep through that one of two things will happen:
if you wake up and ask him why he’s crushing you he’ll offer a quiet apology and give you a little kiss on the head and then pull away to actually get into bed properly
typically you’ll just cuddle up to him and go back to sleep but sometimes you’re awake enough at these moments to ask him if something’s wrong
at which point lucifer will either tell you he just wanted to be with you or start venting about how much stuff he has to do
meanwhile if you stay asleep he’ll probably just lay there for like half an hour thinking ‘i should probably get back to work’ and then not do that
you know that little speech lucifer gives in-game about demons not being able to resist temptation or whatever
yeah that’s him right here
he’s content and at ease and you’re like right there so there’s no way he isn’t just going to go to bed so he can hold you close now
apart from moments like these the clingiest lucifer usually gets is refusing to stop holding your hand (especially when you’re out) for any reason
like you’ll be going out grocery shopping together and he just will not let go at all. he’ll be using magic to pull the trolley and his other hand to pick up stuff and the hand holding yours just will. not. budge.
occasionally he’ll also get a little clingier if it’s been a hard or particularly frustrating day at work and when this happens not even being in the rad assembly hall right in front of diavolo will stop him from pulling his chair up so that it’s right next to yours and holding your hand under the table (he really likes doing that if you haven’t noticed)
when he thinks none of the others are paying attention he might even sneak in a couple of quick kisses on your fingers or the crown of your head
(the thing is at least one of the brothers is usually sitting on the opposite side of the table and it’s kind of hard not to notice this happening right in front of your face)
diavolo thinks it’s so cute so he doesn’t care and the brothers are low key too scared of lucifer to try teasing him
alright so i know that clingy mammon is basically a universally accepted thing but i’d like to propose something a bit deeper
mammon is definitely one of the more affectionate brothers right off the bat, but for him to get truly clingy? that actually takes a good while
for mammon, actively seeking affection is an enormous display of vulnerability. like, you don’t even know how enormous
being the most panned brother in the family means that he’s used to being rejected for all sorts of things, to the point where receiving a ‘no’ when he asks for anything is pretty much expected from the beginning
you’re going to have to sit him down and have a proper conversation about Feelings before he can let that go, and even then it takes him a while after that to realise that you don’t mind if he just comes up behind you while you’re doing homework and drapes himself over your shoulders
but oh boy once he gets into it he gets INTO it
good luck sitting just about anywhere because mammon WILL find a way to cuddle up to you somehow
depending on how much room there is this can go many ways
will he throw himself down sideways and plant his head on your legs? will he settle next to you and pull you into his chest? will he just straight up drop himself in your lap and demand a hug? it’s a mystery
(do make sure to keep initiating affection yourself as well, by the way, because if mammon realises that he’s giving you a lot more affection that you’re giving him he’s going to get insecure again)
(by the way, if you ever do feel like he’s suffocating you a little, just tell him straight up. trying to talk subtly will only confuse him and make him think that he really is starting to put you off - just say clearly that you love him and that he’s still welcome to seek affection, you just need him to tone it down a little. mammon’s happy to do so to make sure you’re comfortable in your relationship!)
mammon is generally very proud that you’re his partner so his clinginess is only reduced by like 10% in public
the two of you’ll be walking around r.a.d. holding hands and he’ll be alternating between staring at you in awe, bumping you gently in the shoulder because the increased contact makes his heart do happy little cartwheels, and giving all the demons walking past smug looks
like ‘see this human next to me? aren’t they the loveliest being you’ve ever seen? don’t you wish you had someone like that? too bad, my human’s one of a kind. suck it, losers.’
he does refrain from too much pda (especially during class) but he also refuses to lose his back hug privilege just because there are other demons around
he does it at the beginning of class when you get in before him, he does it whenever he sees you walking ahead of him in the corridors, he does it to greet you at the end of the day before you start walking home together
running up and throwing his arms around you from behind is just one of his absolute favourite things to do
you know that trope in romance movies where person a hugs person b and like lifts them up and twirls them around? it’s mammon’s dream to one day do that with you
whether he’s the twirler or the twirlee he doesn’t mind, he just wants to do it at least once
allow me to warn you though: if you do let him do the picking up and twirling, he’s not going to stop doing it every time he sees you from now on
and, if you do the picking up and twirling, he isn’t going to stop asking you to do it every time he sees you from now on either
levi’s clinginess dips and peaks on a pretty regular basis
if he’s recently gotten into a new game, anime, or manga, he’ll pretty much not seek any affection at all (at first anyway)
he won’t reject you if you seek affection yourself but he also won’t really initiate it himself
generally these periods will last up to a week, after which levi will usually decide that he hasn’t had nearly enough hugs in recent memory and finally come to find you
even when he is at one of the peaks though he’s not anywhere near maximum neediness
a really needy and clingy levi usually happens when he’s either jealous or has had a sudden existential crisis and is in ‘if i don’t cuddle with them right now i WILL die’ mode
the jealous part is pretty standard - he sees asmo being a bit too touchy with you, you seem to be having more fun with mammon than usual, you’ve been texting solomon a whole lot for the last few days, etc.
of course he trusts you and knows you love him but 1. he gets incredibly insecure, and 2. avatar of envy, remember?
when it comes to this, levi’ll start out by spamming you with messages to come to his room, and if you don’t affirm that you’re coming within two minutes of him sending the texts, he’s getting up to find you
this happens a lot when you’re spending time with one of the other brothers, so what usually happens is levi’ll just barge in and plonk himself on you
for example, you might be in the library with satan, debating theories about what’ll happen in the next volume of the book series you’re both reading
levi will practically kick the door down in the middle of your conversation and make a bee-line for you, jumping up onto the couch beside you and wrapping his arms firmly around your waist
if satan tries to intervene, levi will hiss at him
on the other hand, existential crisis ‘i need touch NOW’ levi is a bit more complex
he comes out pretty rarely but when he does it is a doozy
missing his old home in the celestial realm, remembering the absolute bloodshed of the celestial war and how it had felt to fall and lose his angelic wings, detesting the demon he’s become, the whole shebang
he spends hours on end just lying on the floor staring up at the ceiling, wondering how the hell he got here, just generally feeling awful about both himself and the things he’s done
then that spirals into ‘how am i alive’ and ‘how does life even work’ and ‘where the fuck did father even get the idea for fingers’
and then he’ll suddenly spot something in his room that reminds him of you (whether it be a polaroid on the wall, the controller you were using last time you were over, or a character that looks vaguely like you on one of his posters) and suddenly decide that if he isn’t cuddling you in five minutes maximum, he is going to drop dead
he’s too desperate to waste time by texting you and waiting for a response, so he immediately jumps up and essentially goes on a rampage
it doesn’t matter how many of his brothers are around, it doesn’t matter even if diavolo himself is hanging around, nothing is stopping levi from wrapping you firmly in his arms as soon as he sees you and burying his face in the crook of your neck
on the occasion that you’re out of the house, he’ll either call you and plead for you to come back or sit at the bottom of the stairs in front of the door and wait for you to get back
post existential crisis levi is also often at least 10x clingier than usual for up to two weeks afterwards, so expect a lot more hand-holding, side-hugs and pulling you into his lap while he’s watching anime or playing games
you know that trope in ships where person a enjoys books and person b accosts them from behind while they’re reading? well here person a enjoys books and, while reading, accosts person b
satan’s caught between a rock and a hard place when it comes to balancing his hunger for reading and his need for contact with you so things often end with him doing both at the same time
before he’d typically only ever read either in his room or in the library, but these days he just brings a particularly long book and follows you around, and sits down to read in whatever room you’re in
even if you’re in one of the other brothers’ rooms, he’ll invite himself along, sit wherever he finds comfortable, and go right back to his book
it’s like when cats follow you into every room you go into but don’t acknowledge your existence and settle down somewhere without even looking at you
except satan can’t do it for longer than an hour or two at a time because (even though he’s also ignoring you) he cannot bear not having your attention on him for so long when you’re like. right there
at which point, still determinedly pretending to be absorbed in his book, he’ll start inching closer to you
sometimes you don’t notice until he’s practically on top of you (for example when the two of you are on opposite ends of the sofa in mammon’s room and all he needs to do is shuffle sideways), but other times he’s just so painfully obvious about it (for example when you’re sitting around the dining room table and he starts like,,, hopping his chair over to you as if he thinks no one can see him????)
he’s not going to say anything, oh no no no, he’s just going to lean into your side and then carry on reading
here’s a trick though
wrap an arm around his shoulder, lean over and kiss him on the head, then ask him what he’s doing with a little fond smile on your face. he is putty in your hands in 0.0000000005 seconds
(as if he isn’t already putty in your hands 24/7)
he immediately loses all focus on his book, starts smiling like a lovestruck goof (which he is), attempts to disguise said smile, fails to disguise said smile, and finally just puts his book aside and goes full snuggle mode
it drives his brothers crazy because he does not read the room in the slightest when doing this. like, take that scenario i mentioned earlier where you’re in mammon’s room - satan does not give a single shit that mammon is right there and that’s his sofa
satan does like to do the holding (it makes him feel like he’s protecting you from the big bad outside and also seeing you all cuddled up to his chest makes his heart dissolve into a little puddle) but he is such an absolute sucker for being held
stroke his hair. do it. watch just how much he melts
if he was a cat he’d be purring himself into blissful oblivion
satan also often gets clingier if you’ve been spending a lot of time with lucifer recently
it’s not really a ‘showing lucifer that you’re his’ clingy, it’s more of a ‘he has a massive inferiority complex and needs more physical affection before he self implodes with the Bad Feeling’ kind of clingy
in this case satan absolutely needs to be the one being held because he needs that kind of reassurance
he most likely won’t tell you why he’s suddenly so desperate for cuddles now but you can usually pick up on the fact that he’s a bit down and therefore hold him accordingly
if you weren’t stroking his hair before you better do it now you absolute monster
in particularly vulnerable moments he’ll actually grab your wrist and plant your hand on his head himself because he really wants you to do it but feels embarrassed saying so out loud
look there’s no way of putting this softly. asmo’s an attention whore
and he isn’t ashamed to say or demonstrate it either
linking arms with you wherever you go? absolutely. giving you a big kiss on the cheek whenever he sees you? routine. practically sitting in your lap wherever you’re sitting? always.
if he can see you and he isn’t touching you then there is a severe problem and he must fix it immediately
the other students at rad are split between being sick of seeing you and asmo walking around hand in hand with asmo physically looking like he has sparkly little hearts coming off of him or thinking it’s actually really cute
at one point the faculty at rad thought it would be funny to sit you on opposite sides of the classroom and asmo’s grades immediately dropped because he was just spending three quarters of each lesson staring wistfully at you and sighing so loudly every five minutes that he was annoying all the other students
in the end they put you back next to each other and asmo was over the moon
he just can’t maintain concentration on his work without being able to lean over and nuzzle his head against your shoulder on the regular
he’ll try not to annoy you too much though - if he sees that you want to concentrate on your work or the teacher he’ll refrain from being too clingy
i feel like asmo’s probably starved of innocent affectionate touch so he thrives off of doing things like brushing his nose against yours or linking his fingers with yours while the two of you are browsing a store
he also loves doing things like feeding you at dinner (and of course being fed by you at dinner) but his brothers (read: belphie, levi, mammon) set up such a fuss at how ‘gross’ it is that he doesn’t do it too often
he’s perfectly happy with the not so innocent kind of affectionate touch (he is the avatar of lust after all) but there’ something about cuddling in bed without it intensifying into something more rough that just hits different
he was already diligent about his sleep schedule but now he straight up looks forward to bedtime because it means no one can disturb cuddle time
asmo takes good care of his skin so before he always made sure to sleep lying flat on his back without his face touching the pillowcase so that any product on it doesn’t get wiped off
but - and this is a huge thing - to asmo, cuddling with you goes above his skin in terms of importance
he starts using less stay-on products at night and starts investing in stuff that absorbs nice and quick so that he can smush his face into your shoulder without worrying about getting his face oil on it
asmo also used to be pretty good about getting up on time but now that’s kind of gone
you: “asmo come on we need to get up”
asmo, sleepily pulling you even closer: “cuddle good”
you: “yes cuddle good but we have school”
asmo: “school evil. cuddle good”
lucifer is often frustrated but asmo seems so happy that he can’t bring himself to tell him off
while asmo would be glad to be drowning you in affection at all times, he’s also very aware of the need to be mindful of boundaries and stuff in relationships
he’s good at reading your mood, so if he senses that you’d probably get a little irritated (though you wouldn’t say so, bless you) if he decided to enthusiastically greet you with an ambush hug from the side as usual, he’ll just calmly walk up and take your hand instead
also if you feel like he’s being too much just let him know! he won’t be hurt at all, he’s conscious that his general lack of holding back when it comes to physical affection isn’t for everyone
he’s also perfectly happy to save all the affection for when the two of you are alone if you don’t like pda
beel’s probably the least (consistently) clingy out of the brothers
he’s very much got a one-track mind so if he needs to concentrate on something like homework or finding snacks or working out then the likelihood is that cuddling won’t even cross his mind
in addition to that he’s also usually content just to be near and watch you
belphie’s got an entire album of photos of beel gazing off at something in the distance with an expression of absolute adoration and in each of those photos he was staring at you
no matter how mundane what you’re doing may be, he’s captivated
apart from that his persistent hunger means that whenever he doesn’t need to focus on something else, his one-track mind is generally constantly thinking about how hungry he is, so even then he doesn’t have the room in his mind to get clingy
however, when he does realise that he wants some affection, he becomes absolutely desperate for it, and this is the only time he really gets clingy
it usually starts out as a niggling little thought at the back of his mind while he’s in the middle of something else
he’s vaguely aware that something’s up but he’s too busy concentrating on that other thing to really think about it
it’s like a little hole is opening up inside him and generally when he feels that, he’s hungry, so beel will automatically go eat
but then as he’s sitting there eating he’ll kind of think ‘this isn’t filling up that hole at all’
he’ll take a couple more bites, thinking hard (he might miss his mouth a few times since he’s so deep in thought) and then come to an epiphany
the hole wasn’t a need for food… it was a need for affection
at first he’s just kind of like ‘ah that makes sense’ and carries on eating, just thinking that he’ll give you a hug or something next time he sees you
but then he can’t stop thinking about that need for affection
beel isn’t great at taking the initiative when it comes to affection (mostly because he doesn’t really know how) so instead of actually seeking you out he’s more likely to just sit there and stew in his own want for affection
generally the other brothers will just leave him alone because he’s giving off a real scary aura and it often gives the impression that he’s mad about something, and an angry beel is even scarier than an angry lucifer
the exception is (of course) belphie
it took him a while to figure it out but eventually he realised that when beel gets like this the only solution is to get you
so that’s what he does
beel will be sat grumpily in the corner of the living room, biscuits abandoned beside him, and he’ll hear the door open
at first he doesn’t bother turning around because he’s still sulking about how much he wants some affection
if you don’t immediately realise what’s going on belphie will give you a silent little nudge and then pad off to leave you with your lovely boy
you may be inclined to call out to him, but here’s a much better way to greet him: creep up and hug him from behind
he lets out the tiniest little gasp, stiffening for a moment as he processes what’s going on, then turns to look at you and just lights up like a christmas tree
i hope your schedule is clear because once beel’s got his arms around you, you probably aren’t going to going anywhere anytime soon
but it’s okay because he’s very warm and comfy and he keeps kissing you on the head and it’s like the sweetest thing ever
if you do absolutely need to get up to do something he’ll follow you like a lost duckling until you’re free to cuddle again because once beel gets like this it takes a while for him to stop being clingy
similarly to levi, belphie’s clinginess fluctuates a lot between ‘i will hold your hand but that’s it’ and ‘if you don’t hug me right now i will Scream’
sometimes he’s fine with just napping in the same room as you without particularly caring about being super close to you and other times he can’t sleep unless he’s latched around your goddamn neck
he switches between the two states of clinginess really quickly and there’s no in between either - it’s one or the other
you know that thing cats do where one minute they’re cuddled up on your lap and purring as you stroke them and then the next minute they’re grabbing your hand and trying to murder you? belphie does this on the regular
he doesn’t start biting you but he does go from being all snuggled against you wrapped in a blanket to being curled up on the other side of the sofa and shooting you a very reproachful look if you disturb him by making too much noise or moving too much
the switching goes both ways so other times he’ll seem perfectly happy snoozing on your bed while you get some work done at your desk and then he’ll suddenly be draping himself on you and whining for you to come nap with him because he’s so lonely without you and surely you must be done with that stuff now, so come and cuddle right now or he’s going to cry
however, if you do the right (or wrong thing) you can actually get belphie to switch between the two states of clinginess yourself
if for some reason you want him to go from ‘maximum cuddle overdrive’ to ‘do not touch me???’, just tickle him. he’ll give you a disgruntled look and immediately move away (though if he was being particularly cuddly before it won’t be long before he’s coming to snuggle again)
on the other hand if you want him to go from ‘do not touch me???’ to ‘maximum cuddle overdrive’ then all you need to do is give him a relatively short hug and a kiss on the forehead, then pull away
no matter how firmly he was in ‘do not touch me???’ mode before, doing this immediately makes him go ‘not allowed to stop now, give me more love >:((((‘
he doesn’t really care that you’re doing this on purpose because to be honest he doesn’t notice that it’s a deliberate thing, even if you do it like five times in a row
he’s just focusing on the ‘hug and kiss feel good. want MORE’ bit
by the way if you do deliberately get him into clingy mode, you aren’t going to be able to switch him back to not-clingy mode for at least an hour because he’ll just bat your hand away if you try to keep tickling him and refuse to budge
to be honest though you don’t really need to do this too often because ‘do not touch me???’ belphie never lasts more than twelve hours before becoming ‘maximum cuddle overdrive’ belphie, and most of the time it takes much less time than that, plus ‘maximum cuddle overdrive’ belphie tends to stick around a lot longer
is he’s on a schedule??? because it’s such a regular thing??
take how his clinginess levels change throughout the night for example:
like at the beginning of the night when you’re both getting into bed he’ll be facing away from you, seeming perfectly content with just snuggling into his cow pillow (though he will hold your hand under the covers if you want)
and then nearly exactly four hours into sleeping he’ll suddenly roll over and latch himself around your neck and just will not budge for the rest of the right
but then about five minutes before he wakes up he’ll let go and roll to the other side of the bed again
and then about half an hour after initially waking up he’ll roll back over and start clinging to you again and go back to sleep
is it like a body clock?? does belphie have a clinginess clock???????
the sheer touch starvation of this poor demon… it’s enough to make any grown man cry
his father was the big scary king of the devildom and diavolo was only ever raised to be a good ruler without much father-son bonding, and he also had basically no close friends (apart from barbatos but he wasn’t exactly the cuddly type)
it’s kind of heart breaking how little affection he’s had throughout his life to be honest
and diavolo thrives off of affection and praise (a bit like a golden retriever) which makes it even SADDER because he’s had so little
so now that he has you he is just on cloud nine
just like. permanently. he’s started whistling cheerfully to himself whenever he walks places and honestly it wouldn’t be surprising if he started breaking out in musical numbers
and he brings you with him EVERYWHERE
as the pseudo-ruler of the devildom (his dad’s technically still the official king but he’s asleep so diavolo’s the one making all the kingly decisions) he has to preside over the trials of a couple particularly offensive demons
the defendant will walk in and he’ll be sitting there on his custom throne in this sweeping red and black robe and you’re sitting beside him in an equally ornate throne and wearing a equally fancy robe
(side note diavolo loves seeing you on that throne because it gives you this really powerful regal air and it suits you so well and he just. he simps so hard)
the two of you look like the evil royal couple from some fairytale and it’s incredibly intimidating
but then the judge will start reading the charges and the lawyers (do they have lawyers in the devildom) will be cross examining or whatever it is lawyers do, which means no one’s paying too much attention to what diavolo’s doing
of course he does need to listen to what’s being said but at the same time he’s not the one making the final verdict - he’s only really here to watch the trial
linking hands with you and leaning over and nestling his head against yours it is :D
it kind of ruins the whole intimidating effect when the defendant looks over and you and the demon lord are just canoodling like newlyweds
apart from moments like these diavolo is also practically always touching you. like it’s to the point where it’s almost excessive
it’s basically reflex for him to reach for your hand as soon as he sits beside you or to link arms with you when you’re walking together
he’ll start hugging you and he just??? won’t stop???
like he’ll catch you walking past his room in his castle and come up to give you a hug from behind and then like five minutes later barbatos will see you shuffling about the corridors with diavolo still hanging from your shoulders as if he’s trying to get a piggy back ride
barbatos is torn between loving you for how happy you make the young prince and hating you because diavolo never gets any of his work when you’re around
like at one point he tries motivating diavolo by inviting you over to the castle and telling diavolo that he can go be with you as soon as he finishes his paperwork
but all that happens is diavolo will read exactly two sentences and then immediately declare that he can’t concentrate on work when you’re so close by
at this point barbatos practically begs you to stay away from the castle just for another hour or two because if diavolo doesn’t read through these papers thoroughly he’s going to end up accidentally agreeing to fund a giant bat statue again
does diavolo care about any pda affecting his image? not really
you’re far more important to him than any kind of reputation he might need to upkeep and to be honest if he can’t hug you just because some hoity-toity noble is watching, then what’s the point?????
if it bothers you though he’s happy to tone it down :D
i feel like barbatos is the only one on this list that you can’t really describe as being clingy at all
not necessarily because he doesn’t like affection - the thing is that he’s always so busy that he doesn’t really any choice
even if he does feel the need for affection he just can’t act on it because he has things to arrange and places to clean and paperwork to sort
to be honest he was cautious of committing to a relationship with you in the first place because even though he loved you to pieces he knew he wasn’t going to be able to consistently provide you with the affection you deserved
you’re also going to have to be incredibly patient with him because even when barbatos does have time for affection he’s super awkward about it at first
he’s only ever really known how to treat people from the whole butler state of mind
which just be polite and courteous, keep them happy, do as you’re told and keep your distance
aside from that he was already a little touch averse in the first place and he just doesn’t find it easy to be physically affectionate
he tries to make up for it with verbal affection and a whole host of endearing nicknames but he’s fully aware that a relationship can’t really survive on words alone
so he also tries to do little things like giving you a flower every day or leaving you little gifts and notes
and you seem happy with that which makes him happy but soon enough barbatos starts to realise that he actually wants physical affection as well
he starts small, with cheek kisses and loose hand-holding, making sure that both of you are comfortable, and soon enough you can just run and jump at him and he’ll catch you and start peppering you with tiny kisses
it’s pretty blissful but the thing is that he still doesn’t get a chance to do these things enough
i guess the best way to say it is that barbatos is kind of clingy mentally (like he’ll be thinking about wanting affection on the regular) but can’t really let that through physically
luckily for him, diavolo’s a nice boss and decides that if barbatos doesn’t start taking breaks so that he can actually be with you, he’s going to force him to
barbatos before this has basically never taken a single break in his entire life and diavolo decides that that has to change
so now barbatos gets evenings off to do as he likes
it means that the little ds of the castle have to pick up some of the work barbatos usually does but they all respect the butler a lot and they’re glad that he’s happy with you so they’re willing to help
what does barbatos do with this free time?
spend it with you of course (was there ever going to be another answer)
he’s still not super clingy because that’s just not how barbatos is but he does consistently seek and give affection during this time off
the two of you’ll be baking something together and he’ll keep leaning over to kiss your nose while you’re decorating
barbatos is definitely happy to bake with you if you’re already good with that kind of thing but he’s also just over the moon if you’ve never baked anything in your life because it makes him feel all warm when he gets to teach you
and when you’re under barbatos’s instructions, it’s basically impossible to make something bad
the others they all agree that barbatos’s baking always tastes better when he does it with you
barbatos also very much likes to do that thing where person a has some flour or something on their face and person b reaches to wipe it off but their touch is way more tender than necessary and also their hand stays there for way too long
you’re not complaining though
(occasionally barbatos will deliberately flick a little flour at your cheek when you’re not paying attention so that he can do this)
some of you are probably going to disagree with this but simeon’s an angel so i doubt he’s super physical with his affection
honestly he probably doesn’t even kiss you that often—
HA JUST KIDDING
simeon LOVES physical affection
kisses? he adores them, can’t get enough. holding hands? he never wants to let go. brushing noses? it makes his heart do backflips. hugs? get over here right now
that being said he only really gets ‘clingy’ when he sees you
simeon often doesn’t realise how much he likes your touch until he sees you. it’s like if he can’t see you, he just forgets that giving affection to and receiving affection from you is a thing that can happen
object permanence isn’t one of simeon’s strong points i'm afraid
like if he’s at purgatory hall and you’re over in the house of lamentation he isn’t going to be sulking in his room because he wants cuddles
but if you then come knocking at the door he’s all over you immediately
arm linked with yours as soon as you’re over the threshold to guide you to the living room even though you’re fully aware of where it is, sitting down flush beside you and basically draping his cloak around your shoulders so that he can actually feel you against him rather than feeling you through the fabric, holding one of your hands in both of his and just running his fingers up and down your palm
his absolute favourite thing is the aforementioned brushing noses thing
he first saw it on some cliche romance show solomon was watching and he basically had stars in his eyes
he immediately sent you a very excited and typo-ridden text about it, followed by another text asking if the two of you could try it
it didn’t really work the first time because simeon got overexcited and just bonked his head right into yours
he got the hang out of it eventually though and now he greets you like that every time he sees you
it doesn’t matter how many times he does it, it never fails to make him feel all fluttery and warm inside
if he ever seems down this is a sure fire way to get him to cheer up
it’s great when he’s the one initiating, but when you do it? he hits a whole other level of serotonin
doesn’t matter how blue his mood is, he’ll immediately start giggling, especially if you plant a little kiss on his nose right after
there is one type of affection that kind of scares simeon at first though
so angels are all about the seven heavenly virtues and one of those is chastity
simeon’s shameless when it comes to affection like hugging you from behind or linking hands with you under a table but sharing a bed with you is a different story entirely
you’re not even doing anything you’re literally just lying under the same covers, several inches away from him might i add, and he’s still basically evaporating
it takes him a good three days or so to be able to relax and then another whole week to be able to actually cuddle with you in bed without exploding
and you’ve still got to take it slow from there because even just wrapping your legs around his immediately makes him short circuit
and even once he’s used to that as well, whispering to him in a tone that even only slightly indicates flirtation is enough to fluster him into next week
actually doing that even when you’re just out and about still gets him all in a tizzy
at first asmo thought you must be saying some truly sinful things whenever you leaned over and whispered something to simeon and he’d immediately bury his face in his hands and practically start steaming
then one time he was close enough to actually hear what you were saying and it literally just ‘you’re really cute, you know that?’
weak, simeon. weak.
try not to tease him too much, his heart might not be able to take it
luke basically follows you around everywhere like a shadow
to be honest simeon kind of feels a little betrayed because before luke always stuck firmly by his side but these days as soon as he sees you he starts making a bee line for you instead
you’ll take three steps into r.a.d. and before you’ve even taken another breath luke is hurrying up to you with a big smile on his face
he’ll be walking at two times his comfortable walking pace to make sure he can keep up with you and eagerly nodding along to everything you say
he’s like this little kid who just thinks you’re so so so cool and that you physically can do no wrong
and normally luke doesn’t like being treated like a child but when you do it, it feels more like an endearment thing than an patronising thing, so he doesn’t mind
if you ruffle his hair he gets so happy
up in the human world you hold his hand to cross roads and he’s just like !!!!!!
he feels so safe and happy with you awwwww
he also likes to study with you because you’re good at motivating him, and whenever he gets a good grade on a test or essay he’ll immediately run to find you and show you (or call you if you’re not in the school building)
(tell him you’re proud of him right NOW)
of course he can’t be following you about at all times (that’s just impossible) but he seems to always be there when it counts, especially when you’re having a moment with one of the demons
for example you might be walking around in the r.a.d. gardens after school with asmo
as soon as asmo starts getting close to you, guess who’s running up to you with his arms in the air, greeting you a bit too enthusiastically? that’s right it’s luke
if your partner is barbatos he’ll be a bit more mellow about it since he likes him
but if it’s lucifer, mammon, or diavolo in particular, he gets even more vigilant
even if you’re not with one of the demons (i.e. with solomon or simeon) he’s still barging in whenever the two of you start getting too close for his taste
honestly he acts like a little brother who really doesn’t like who his sibling’s dating (or just doesn’t like the fact that his sibling is dating at all in solomon, simeon and barbatos’ case)
do you mind? not really
it does get a little irritating sometimes but you know luke means the best
just sit him down and talk to him about it and he’ll (though a little begrudgingly) agree to let you have your moments with whoever your beau is
that being said that doesn’t mean he’s going to stop glaring at any of the random students r.a.d. who looks at you for a bit too long
he’s okay with the brothers and diavolo and barbatos but he still doesn’t really trust the demons as a whole so he’s always on his guard because his parental/big sibling figure is NOT getting hurt on his watch
you’re also the first person he thinks of whenever he’s baked something
solomon often texts you to let you know if luke’s baking something in the purgatory hall kitchen because within a couple of hours (it depends on what he’s baking) he’ll be on your doorstep with a healthy portion of whatever it was he made in a pretty little box
(as an aside solomon ALWAYS lets you know this by sending a picture of luke hard at work, which is innocent in and of itself, but he always captions it ‘luke’s baked’ for some fucking reason and you keep getting mini heart attacks because is he implying that luke’s doing weed???)
anyway luke always starts packaging some of his baking up for you as soon as he’s done and simeon and solomon are just like ‘what are we, chopped liver???’
he does still like his house mates of course but it’s just,,,, you’re special okay
solomon’s definitely clingy, but he’s, like, subtle about it
instead of constantly needing to be holding your hand, he’ll constantly have his pinky linked with yours
instead of constantly demanding kisses, he’ll just nudge his cheek against yours every now and then
instead of sitting right next to you so that you’re basically smushed up against each other, he’ll make sure to keep the side of one of his legs softly brushing against yours
it’s partially because solomon himself doesn’t really feel comfortable with heavy physical affection and partially because he’s always hated it when couples are super into pda and he doesn’t want to be a hypocrite
despite both these things he’s still incredibly in love with you though so he does still like to be near you whenever possible
he likes to have you in the room whenever he’s trying out a new spell or mixing up a potion or something because he can just sashay over and get a little kiss on the cheek or the nose and that’s enough to motivate him for at least another hour
solomon’s also got this constant kind of feeling that he needs to protect you while you’re in the devildom because you’re the only two humans surrounded by deadly demons at all times
he’s aware that you can protect yourself (especially once he starts teaching you spells) but he can’t help it
this means that while the two of you are in public he’s actually more likely to do something like put his arm around you
apart from that his clinginess mostly comes through in little things (as i mentioned earlier), but those little things are basically happening indefinitely
like at any given moment you and solomon are together, take a moment to observe. he is 99.99999% likely to be touching you in some way or another
it can be the tiniest thing placing his hand on the table beside yours and letting his pinky touch yours, but it is most definitely happening
all this being said solomon does still like to do the bigger things, he just prefers to do them more sparingly and when no one else is around
he’s been around for so long without anyone who truly loves him and stays by his side like you do and he wants those special moments to be for the two of you only
he’s actually really playful with his affection behind closed doors - like you’ll be all snuggled together in bed and he’ll suddenly blow right into your ear and start laughing hysterically when you start
return the favour when he least expects it and he won’t be laughing anymore
(secretly he is laughing on the inside because you’re just so cute but he’s pretending to be startled on the outside so that you don’t get all sulky)
solomon’s statistically more likely to become clingier/more elaborate with his physical affection as the relationship goes on
like he evolves from greeting you by smiling and reaching over to brush his fingers gently against your cheek to greeting you with these really big bear hugs (not all the time - it usually happens whenever he hasn’t seen you for maybe a day or two - but he definitely does it pretty regularly)
he also starts doing this thing where he’ll sneak up on you while you’re sitting in like the living room or something and fling his giant jacket-cloak over you, and then he’ll settle down next to you so that you’re both all snuggled up underneath it
he does this once and then he can’t stop doing it because underneath the jacket you’re so close and it’s so warm and he just. he adores
to simeon and luke watching from the outside however it looks incredibly strange
(by the way i’m still so angry about it being a jacket like WHY did it have to be a jacket? it was fine as a cloak?? also WHY did it have to fade into white the black into blue was perfectly gorgeous on its own)
(ALSO, what is going on with those half white half black shoes???? solomon really out here rocking with the cruella de vil converse)
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I’m just curious, how do you think the brothers and dateables would moan? Breathy, raspy, heck even a “grandpa” who chronically smokes type of moan?
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐀𝐍 ft. om! brothers + dateables
includes: lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beezlebub, belphagor, diavolo, barbatos, simeon & solomon
content warning: 18+ content, swearing, descriptions of moaning & mentions of punishments and pet play
💭: wooo!! this was easy to write about! I also had so much fun figuring out how they moan- thanks for requesting <3
this man is so quiet!!
the only sounds that you will hear are the sounds of him grunting when he climaxes
however, if you run your fingers down his horns to the base of them he will moan!
just be prepared for a punishment of course..
oh wow.. this demon WHINES
he's like a puppy begging for attention
at first, he'll try to keep quiet
but don't let him fool you
as soon as you buck your hips into his, he'll be an absolute mess for you
a whimpering mess!!
he pants like he just ran a full marathon, but sex is probably the only exercise he gets so it's probably accurate to say the least...
let's out little, sharp moans
literally sounds like an anime character
I mean, what do expect, he isn't a normie
if you have a pet play kink well...
this demon is the one for you
because he fucking PURRS!!
I kid you not, he'll purr into your neck while fucking you from behind like a cat on heat
if you do something that makes him lose his mind or you tease him, he will growl
obnoxious! loud! moans!
you think you're loud?
he is the KING of being loud
he loves sex and he loves himself
he wants that attention and he's going to moan for you because he wants you to know how good you're making him feel
this one was hard to decide
I think he's a heavy breather
definitely not too loud
but not quiet either
stutters when he climaxes
moans just to tease you
he loves to do it right up against your ear
loves the way you squirm at the feeling
other than that, he's like lucifer
pretty quiet overall
another loud one
he doesn't moan though
he groans and growls like a beast
he doesn't care if all of devildom hears him
he enjoys himself to the fullest
and he wants you to hear it all
bites his lip a lot but some moans are able to slip through as much as he tries to hold it back
he tries to keep his personal life a secret
but sometimes he can't help but be loud when he's fucking you on the royal kitchen bench with flour going everywhere
you just feel too good...
oh my god no pun intended
this angel has some of the prettiest moans!!
they're so breathy and feminine
they're like music to your ears
he cries out when he climaxes
probably blushes after it too
probably the smoker here
most likely does some heavy shit
sexy grandpa! sexy grandpa!
raspy groans that tickle at your eardrums
however, he likes to dirty taIk instead of moan
he's too busy making you blush to make any sounds of pleasure
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the demon brothers when MC’s last words are outta pocket hcs
a/n: my first post on here yay! :D i hope y’all enjoy, i was talking to @anotakugardener and @bsdparadise about this and well these were born LMAO
characters: lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beezlebub, belphegor
genre: angst, crack
warnings: death, seggsual jokes😏, mc bein a true chad, they could be possibly ooc
there was an attack. an unpredictable one, where mc had been cornered on an unsuspecting street. a demon— a hungry and vicious one at that— had taken one look at them and lunged at them. the demon left gashes and teeth marks all over their body, but bolted before they could finish the job; the ominous footsteps approaching the scene had scared them into not finishing their meal.
MC is left bleeding out, laying on the cool cobblestone within the alleyway. one cough spews blood into the air, causing MC to slightly choke on the crimson liquid pooling in the back of their throat. their hearing fades in and out, as does their vision; the sight of the dark sky has frayed edges like a burnt photograph.
so this is it, they think to themselves.
muffled screams, the sound as if their head was underwater. the voice is one they recognize, a voice they’ve grown fond of.
he rushes over, dropping to his knees next to them. he had a feeling something would happen, but not even his gut instincts could prepare him for such a sight.
- lucifer tries to keep calm, panic never helped a dying man. but there’s so much blood, is there a way to save them right now? his mind was racing a mile a minute, questions whirring past without answers.
- “lucifer,” MC coughs, blood dribbling from their lips, “there’s something i must tell you.”
- lucifer is quick to try and silence them,“MC you shouldn’t be wasting your breath-“
- “no, listen to me,” MC strains weakly, “lucifer i…i know you don’t wash your ass in the shower.”
- he’s taken aback by their comment. he almost doesn’t know what to say, they’re dying and now they’re talking about him washing his-
- “wha-“ he tries to speak, but they cut him off.
- “w-wash your ass, gross musty demon boy…”
- their pulse can no longer be found. and neither can lucifer’s dignity.
- when lucifer returns to the house of lamentation in a gloom and breaks the news to his brothers, all of them are devasted; completely broken.
- “lucifer, d-did they have any last words?” satan asks, trying to keep his voice steady.
- lucifer’s face darkens as he lowers his head, a red tint across his cheeks. he doesn’t dare answer.
- “lucifer? tell me what they said.” satan urges.
- satan is beginning to lose his patience, gritting his teeth, “what did they say?!”
- there is no way lucifer can actually tell them, but he knows they won’t stop asking until he reveals the truth. he’s conflicted.
- meanwhile, MC watches from beyond stifling a laugh. will lucifer ever be able to pass on their last message? they may have to spend eternity watching to see.
**i sent this one to @obeythebutler already but i wanna use it again because i can’t stop laughing at it**
- his human? that's his human? bleeding out in the alleyway? it doesn't feel real, this can't be real.
- words are flying out of his mouth faster than he can comprehend them. chants of their name, pleas for them to stay alive, stutters of disbelief. he wonders if he'd be able to get them human medical services in time, there's no way he's letting them die here! they're not dying on his watch.
-mammon's state of denial as he cradles their head in his lap almost causes him to miss their quiet voice. he gasps, straining to hold back his sob as he looks down at them.
- "mammon...i have something to say, before i-"
- "no MC don't talk! you'll choke-- oh god, it's so big! h-how-"
- MC cuts his ramblings short by calling his name. he instantly stops, his lip quivering and tears running down his cheeks. they cough, splatters of blood landing on their chin. and then, they smile.
- "that's what she said."
- the color fades from their eyes. the smile slowly falls, the muscles in their body in full relaxation. they're gone.
- mammon can feel a laugh bubbling in his esophagus, but what comes out is a mix of a sob and chuckle. they're dead, but even when dying they were funny. how unfortunate.
- mammon goes back to the house of lamentation that night, absolutely heartbroken. the moment keeps replaying in his mind, and the more he remembers it, the harder he cries. but a wobbly smile somehow always makes it's way onto his face at the killer delivery.
- he explains to his brothers what happened, violent sobs racking his body. the brothers are speechless, each of them processing the news in different ways. lucifer, as much as he wants to scold mammon and hang him by his feet, he simply asks if they had any last words.
- "t-they said...that's what she said!" mammon wails.
- belphie, who was trying to muffle his cries, instantly starts snickering. goddamnit, MC, he thinks.
- they watch from beyond, laughing at belphie's conflicted state. at least they left them with a lasting memory of how goated they are.
- the rare time levi leaves his room, just to have his vision filled with the sight of MC's bloody body. no amount of video games could prepare him for this.
- he's almost scared to touch them, like contact from him would make it worse. the tears fall from his eyes before he can attempt to stop them. he's frozen. what is he supposed to do? they're dying!
- his eyes spot the giant gash on their stomach, causing the color to drain from his already pale face. this is a lot more than what ruri-chan bandaids can fix.
- "levi..." they cough, springing levi from his thoughts.
- "y-yes MC! i'm right here, i-it's gonna be okay!"
"levi...find candice." they weakly say.
- "c-candice? who's candice?" he asks with a watery voice.
- levi doesn't leave his room hOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO CANDICE IS??
- "f-find...candice." they repeat with a cough.
- "w-who's candice?!" he asks again, a bit frantic.
- "candice...weiner fit in your mouth." MC smiles, a chuckle taking up their last breath.
- levi sits there speechless, from both disbelief and disgust. he can't believe such a lame joke could be their last words, but at the same time he's ashamed he fell for it.
- his tears fall onto their cold skin like a light rain shower and his cheeks burn. how is he supposed to explain this to his brothers? it's both devastating and embarrassing!
- MC watches from beyond, a slight smirk sitting on their lips. they beat him at his own meme game. a victorious day indeed.
- he's gonna rip them to shreds. whoever did this is not living to see another day. they did this to them...
- satan's wrath was boiling, rising to the surface. he holds MC in his arms, their cold body only making his heat to intense temperatures. he almost doesn't know what to say. there's nothing he could say to make this any better.
- he wracks his brain for any spells he remembers that can rapidly heal someone, but he struggles to remember the ingredients and incantations in his panicked state.
- "satan...it's okay." MC smiles weakly.
- "no! no, MC, this isn't okay at all!" he exclaims.
- he grits his teeth, trying to maintain his composure in front of them. his anger won't help right now, he knows this.
- "i'm gonna die. it's okay, satan."
- "how can you say that?" he practically whispers, a lump building in his throat.
- "listen please. i...need to say something." MC pleads with a cough.
- "stop...talking. please." satan screws his eyes shut, his cries being ignored.
- “i love you, satan. you...and you’re tiny peepee”
- his eyes fly open. they said what?
- they stop moving, their breath no longer able to be felt. satan feels so conflicted; on the one hand he feels completely devastated. on the other, he feels anger towards the demon who did this to them. and on the other other hand he feels offended that they called his dick small.
- the tears continue streaming down his face as he deadpans. that's not what you said last night, he thinks. he quickly shakes his head, no they just died! but my dick isn't small! goddamn you, MC.
- MC watches from beyond cackling. they can only imagine the thoughts going through satan's mind, they can practically hear them all.
- asmo has never run so fast. he was instantly by their side, shaky hands careful when touching them. his new nail polish color was eerily similar to the color of their blood.
- asmo had found himself rendered speechless around them a couple times, but none of those memories could compare to this one. he always said red was their color, but now he couldn't stand the sight of it.
- "oh MC! oh my god, what happened? w-what do i do?!" asmo's questions were rapid firing, before quickly coming to a halt.
- MC's quiet, straining voice reaches his ears, "a-asmo, unlock my D.D.D."
- asmo's eyes widen, his hands quickly reaching for their D.D.D, "oh yes! let's call lucifer, he can get human medical service-"
- when asmo unlocks the device, his frantic speech is cut off by the loud techno of a song. he freezes. what's going on? why is this song playing? and why can't he turn it off? THERE'S AN EMERGENCY WHAT'S GOING ON-
- "MC i-i can't turn off the-"
- "we're no strangers to loooove, you know the rules, and so do iii~" two voices sing from a small distance behind asmo.
- asmo's head darts to the opening of the alleyway expecting to see the owners of the voices. they sounded oddly familiar. he watches the shadows grow on the cobblestone, but before he can see anyone appear, he feels a weak hand on his cheek.
- he turns back to MC, the tears in his eyes making it very hard to see them. their voice fills his ears, but he doesn't really know how to feel about it.
- "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, n-never gonna run around and...desert you..." they sing, their eyes slowly closing.
- their hand drops from his face, the cold feeling of their skin leaving his cheek. he sobs; he can't believe they're gone. in utter disbelief and immense grief, he hears the two voices from earlier grow closer. he turns his head towards them and his eyes widen at who it is.
- "never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna-- woah woah asmo what happened?" solomon asks, looking down at MC.
- "they're dead! and this stupid song hasn't stopped playing!" asmo wails, gesturing to the discarded D.D.D
- "oh my goodness, stay here asmo! we'll grab human medical services!" simeon exclaims before he and solomon run out of the alleyway.
- the song finally stops playing for some reason, leaving asmo to grieve in silence. his sobs fill the air as he pulls MC's lifeless body closer. he can't believe they're gone...at least the song stopped, though
- or so he thought. another song plays instead, the techno once again filling the air.
- "i just died in your arms tonight~"
- asmo starts wailing even louder
- meanwhile, from beyond MC struggles to hold in their laughter. they didn't necessarily mean for that song to play, but the irony was too rich.
- no. no, not again. oh god, not again!
- those are the only thoughts running through beel's head when he finds them. his vision narrows and all he can see is MC and the blood pooling around them. please, not them! not another, he thinks.
- his hands immediately start applying pressure to the biggest gash on their body as he frantically asks them what happened. a conflict in his mind of wanting to hear their voice, but not wanting them to speak and instead save their breath. the questioned slipped out his mouth before he could finish processing it.
- "i-it was ligma, beel." they reply weakly.
- ligma? were they a new student at R.A.D? he's surely never heard of them. beel shakes his head, those thoughts don't matter right now.
- "d-don't speak anymore! save your breath MC!" beel frantically exclaims, seeing the blood continuing to spill through the cracks in his fingers.
- "it was ligma." they repeat, coughing up blood.
- "ligma?" he asks, assuming the name is important.
- "yeah, l-ligma...ligma balls." MC practically whispers, their last breath stolen with the wind.
- "MC? MC! no, please no!" beel cries.
- their last words struggle to process in his brain. ligma balls...whoever they are, they won't go unpunished.
- for the first time that beel can recall, he's not hungry; not in the slightest. the grief swimming in his stomach has consumed every square inch. ligma balls, you won't get away with this.
- from beyond, MC watches with a smile of amusement. they know beel would be a bit too dense for the joke, so they look forward to seeing what events will take place due to the mysterious ligma balls
- he must be dreaming. yes, that must be it. another nightmare, but this time about MC and not lilith. yes, it's all a nightmare.
- but if it's a nightmare, how come he can clearly feel the silkiness of their hair, and the blood coating his hands when he tries applying pressure to the large gash on their chest. no nightmare could feel this real, out of every one he's ever had, it's never been so surreal.
- the disbelief makes his mind spiral, blaming himself again for yet another death. if he would've went with them tonight then he could've protected them, and he wouldn't have to sit here with this annoying lump in his throat.
- only one thought in his mind remains a constant; vengeance.
- "w-who did this to you?" he asks shakily.
- "belphie it was-" they pause, coughing up blood, "it was joe."
- a name. belphie can feel his hands shaking, but he can't tell if it's from his anger or his panic.
- "WHO'S JOE? I'LL KILL THEM-" belphie grits his teeth, but they cut him off.
- "joe mama..." MC says, breathless.
- the rise and fall of their chest stops, water droplets mixing with the blood splattered on their face.
- belphie's shoulders shake, his sobs mixing with a silent laugh. what kind of person makes a joe mama joke while they're dying? MC, apparently. he can't tell if he's more impressed that they pulled off the joke or pissed that he fell for it.
- damn MC, what a chad. you'll be dearly missed.
- they watch from beyond with a smirk, they finally fuckin got him. if the circumstances were different, MC would be rubbing it in his face.
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[ Kinktober; Day One - Gangbang - Obey me! ]
NSFW Minors DNI
7 brothers x F!Reader
Includes; Gangbang (obviously), mentions of punishment, dirty talk + degrading, oral!F!Receiving, 1 pussy smack, marking, penetration, Levi’s tail hh, overstimulation, crying, squirting, mentions of passing out, blowjobs, sweet talk and aftercare at the end <3
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A/N - Starting off this month strong. Also I got really carried away with this sorry 😃 (it’s long)
Lucifer is tired, tired of your bratty attitude and oblivious persona, he hates when you don’t hand in work at the specific time, slacking on your duties as student council and more. You’re acting more and more like his brothers everyday, only his brothers get punishments for their behaviour whilst you get off mark free, so he sees no reason why you can’t have a ‘punishment’ of your own, it’s only fair, right?
Lucifer’s already in a bad mood, and when he finds out you didn’t complete the extremely important R.A.D student council paperwork he gave you he goes into full anger, barging into your room and pulling you directly to his own, there you find Beelzebub waiting on the eldest brothers bed with a hungry look
“Will you stop it Lucifer! What is going on?” You yank your arm away from his hand, rubbing at it dramatically
“I’m going to teach you not to be a lazy brat,” he comes closer to ear, whispering “you’re going to regret this human, you know how important those papers were” he licks behind your ear before pulling away, manhandling you by shoving you onto the bed where Beelzebub sits
“I-I promise I’ll get them finished soon! Just give me a little more time and I’ll-“ Lucifer shushes you, pushing you further into Beel’s chest
“It’s too late for that dear” Lucifer smirks, releasing his harsh grip from your hips and standing back, watching as his eyes narrow down at your small form
The arousal from the situation goes straight to your pretty cunt, trying to hide the shake of excitement in your hands whilst also attempting stop the blood flowing to your cheeks, but it’s no use, they both have you beat,
Lucifer kneels down behind you, adjusting you to hover over Beelzebub’s chest, you go to move backwards as the younger brothers face becomes embarrassingly too near to your sweet cunny, yet you come into contact with Lucifer’s knee, he knows what he’s doing as the eldest starts rubbing his knee in circles against your pussy from under your flimsy skirt, making Lucifer now more aware of your arousal,
You turn to face down at Beel, trying to distract yourself from the pleasure soaring through your body, yet it doesn’t help at all, watching Beel’s chest heave and his muscles become more vibrant in the dim light of the room barely takes your mind off of anything,
You try to squirm away from both the brothers touches, but to no avail you manage to escape from their makeshift cage,
“Don’t think you’re getting out of this one that easy, y/n” Beel’s deep voice vibrates in your ear, making your knees go weaker, suddenly a harsh slap on your ass makes your body shoot forward
“Such a bad girl, thinking you can disobey me, you have another thing coming,” Lucifer’s culprit hand goes to soothe your ass, the black cold leather of his gloves making you shiver,
“Lucifer, I said I was sorry pl-“ your voice is muffled by a moan escaping your lips, you look down to see Beel moving you onto his face in a flash, his mouth automatically attaching onto your pussy, passionately making out with it before circling his hardened tongue around your aching clit, relieving you, yet you try not to show it, trying your best to squirm away before you cum to early yet you find Lucifer placing your hips down further onto Beel’s face, making your legs shake with pleasure of the younger brothers skilled tongue
“Don’t tell me you get overstimulated that easy human,” Lucifer starts, chuckling deeply as he watches your face twist into pleasure, when he pulls and twists at your hardened nipples through your shirt,
Beelzebub’s tongue ravishes your insides as Lucifer continues playing with your breasts, placing gentle kisses on your neck when his face comes near your own,
“Does she taste good Beelzebub?” A harsh groan comes from below you, signaling a ‘yes’ answer, but also sending pleasurable vibrations up through your spine, your back arches as he continues to tongue-fuck your pussy at an inhuman speed,
“Look at you, creaming all over my brother, don’t you have any shame?” Lucifer hums, his own cheeks tinted a slight red by the sound of your moans, “touch her clit Beel, I want to see her cum, hard”
As Beelzebub starts to circle your clit with his spare hand you feel your orgasm quickly approaching, the stimulation of the two brothers actions becoming too much for you, eventually you let the coil in you snap, making a mess by creaming all over the younger brothers mouth
“F-fuck cumming- cum, Beel fuck” your voice goes higher pitched with every new word, the force of your orgasms making your whole body shake, holding onto Beel’s ginger locks and hunching forwards as he keeps playing with your puffy, over-sensitive clit, he moves his mouth away from your leaking cunt, pressing a kiss onto your thigh before speaking,
“Tastes like icing on a cake” his tongue swirls around the mess on his lips, the action alone making your eyes twitch and head fall back, making you hyper-aware of the brothers fingers playing and pinching with your cute clit and perked nipples
“N-no stop, shit ah I can’t take it oh” Lucifer laughs deeply as he moves you away from Beelzebub, laying you down on his bed to temporarily relax, letting Beel get up as the two watch you shake from the after shocks,
Lucifer comes close to your face, planting a gentle kiss on your cheek as he moves your hair out the way, “you can come in now” you freeze, eyeing the rest of the 5 brothers as they enter the room, their cheeks bright red, as you look down you can see their cocks visibly straining in their pants, begging for some kind of release
You feel like a bird of pray as the seven demons look down at you with eyes of hunger and lust, you feel weak already and the needy whine you let out shows it, Lucifer already knows you have fallen victim to his trap, kneeling down to whisper once more in your ear, “you have made your bed, now you lie in it”
The second oldest interrupts, voice weeping with unsatisfactory and greed in which he wasn’t the one to take you first “I can practically smell her, just let me try her please” Mammon speaks up, his fine tuned hand palming his cock in the tight jeans he wears
“Well then,” Lucifer starts, placing your soft head onto his lap as he grabs your calfs to hold at each side of your head, making you stretch uncomfortably, releasing an awkward sound of disapproval from your lips, yet Lucifer ignores it, pushing your legs further apart until he’s pleased, “who wants to go first?”
“I am, I will” Mammon pushes his way to the front, instantly pouncing onto your body, peeling off your shirt and bra along with his own trousers, “she’s my human after all… I had her first” he growls lowly, staring dead at the brothers whilst drooling at the mouth for a taste of you
Mammon pumps his veiny cock in his hand a few times before pressing and swiping his dark tip against your clit, making you shudder in pleasure,
“You sure she can take all of us, Lucifer?” He asks, the eldest brother only nods, holding your legs to the mattress in a death grip “you will take it, won’t you y/n?” His question mocks you, yet you nod helplessly anyway, just wanting, needing Mammon inside of you already,
You feel his leaking tip pushing into your semi prepped hole, yet you don’t mind as the stretch from his thick cock starts to burn your cunt in the best way possible, “M-Mammon!” You yell out to him, wrapping your arms around his neck as he pants against your chest,
“Ssh, I’ve hng got you” He hushes you before taking one of your perked up nipples into his mouth, suckling on it lightly as he humps your cunt nicely, his fat cock reaching near all the pleasurable spots inside you, forcing you to moan and whine his name over and over again,
His mouth continues stimulating you as his cock ravishes your walls, making your mind focused on only him, Mammon, yet Lucifer isn’t to fond of letting you forget about him so easily, so he chooses to squeeze and grazes at your thighs, raking his nails down the smooth skin, you grip onto the two brothers as you feel yourself tipping over the edge, dangerously close to your orgasm
Mammon’s pace picks up rapidly, making you dig your nails into his back as you come undone with a loud moan, leaving angry red lines down his torso “f-fuck I can’t, can’t stop myself, ‘s so tight” Mammon cries out, pulling out quickly and spilling his cum over your thighs, the room goes silent for a second, all the brothers watching with wide eyes as they listen to you and Mammon both panting into each others mouths, sharing a kiss before he gets back up
Mammon soon lifts himself from the eldest brothers bed, sitting in the nearest chair to you, keeping his eyes locked onto you or more importantly, where he left his mark, his chest still heaves, as he watches his younger brother Leviathan walking over to your naked body, his tail twitching with excitement as the third born watches you whimper and squirm in his brothers grasp
“Hurry Levi I just can’t wait any longer~” Asmodeus’ whiney voice echos through the room, making Leviathan side eye him,
A hard hand comes down harshly to smack your bare sensitive pussy, making you yelp, “Asmodeus is right, Levi” Lucifer’s glare is hard as stone, moving his hand to its place on your thigh again, gripping it harshly,
A quiet ‘yeah’ comes from Levi’s lips, his breath fanning over your red face as he presses light kisses against your neck, letting his tail rub up and down against your leg at the same time,
As soon as Leviathan finds your sweet spot he bites down, making you yelp once more, his mouth continues sucking dark bruises into your neck and chest, his tail still dangling beside your legs as it swats Lucifers hand away, his mouth trailing sweet kisses up to your own mouth, kissing you with passion as he slowly wraps his tail around your plush thigh, coating it with your own slick from your weeping pussy and pushing a few inches of his tail into you, the texture still squeezing at your thigh
Your moans are swallowed by Levi, who is continuously going between rubbing your puffy clit with the tip of his tail to curling it up inside your pretty pussy, you start squirming and crying out for the third brother, babbling absolute nonsense as he grazes against your sweet spot inside your cunny, already making you go dumb and needy for him, he loves every bit of it
“Fuck, Levi uhm I’m gonna make a mess ngh” your voice pitches as a clear liquid comes out of your pussy, not giving previous warning, it coats the sheets and his tail soley in your slick, slowly Leviathan moves his tail to his mouth, licking it clean from your juices
“Taste so good” his voice shakes, eyes rolling to the back of his head as his cheeks start turning a nice shade of red, he realises your hot and worn out expression as you lay on Lucifer’s lap, you seem exhausted yet your pussy still aches for more of his siblings
“I’ll g-“ Satan begins, only to be cut off by Asmodeus’ loud voice, “how about we take her at the same time, I just have to get a taste of her” your head goes light as they talk about you so filthy in-front of you,
Satan huffs in annoyance but agrees nonetheless, motioning for Leviathan to move out of the way, “fine but we’ll do it my way” he moves you out of Lucifer’s lap, prying his hands away from your body, “Asmo, get underneath her” Asmodeus complies, moving you so your pussy is just above his mouth, in a similar position to the one you were in with Beel and Lucifer,
Yet from this position you get a good look of all the brothers gathered around the bed, you eye Belphegor furiously pumping his cock dry whilst Mammon slowly strokes his cock back to life, staring into your eyes with pure need, as for Beelzebub he sits on the chair beside you, his hand covered with ounces of his thick cum, his ginger locks cover his flushed expression well, but not well enough so you can’t see the blush appearing on his cheeks as you show all the brothers your dirty facial expressions,
You’re snapped out of your daze as Satan pushes his long cock into you, you feel it nearly about to hit your cervix before he pulls it out again to tease your still-aching hole, you’re about to let out a loud whine but it’s soon cut off by Asmodeus circling his tongue around your clit, rubbing and grinding the soft bud in-between his lips in all the right ways possible,
You moan loudly as the sensation of both Satan and Asmo passionately fucking your body, their movements are complimenting eachother by going at the same pace, you feel like you could cum at any moment
Satan pants and huffs as his balls slap against your skin, his moans sound the sweetest in your ear, “S-Satan, Asmo.. can’t take anymore” your eyes roll to the back of your head as your fourth orgasm of the night hits your hard, but none of two stop their fast paced movements
You squeal as Leviathan wrap his tail around your breast, pulling and teasing your perky nipples as he whispers sweet nothings into your ear beside you,
“You’re panting like a bitch in heat, you like being used like this huh” Satan’s mean voice fills the room, overpowering the third borns, his words make your pussy clench harder around his cock, making him groan deeply, “answer me, you’re just our little toy aren’t you?” His face remains the same bored expression, eyebrows furrowed as he spews degrading words to your face,
Satan grabs your jaw tightly, lifting your face to meet his, “I said answer, bitch” you nod mindlessly as he smacks the outside of your thigh, making your body jump, “stop moving her around so much..” Asmo says from underneath you, desperately wanting to go back to licking the leaking fluids from your drenched pussy, sucking hickeys into your thighs and licking up anything that drips down from your cunny,
Lucifer comes to standinfront of you, kissing your now exposed neck and guiding Levi’s tail to squeeze around your breasts more, the stimulation from the four brothers makes your brain melt, and you slowly feel yourself sinking into full-submission
Satan groans as he feels his balls tighten, slamming into your cunt harder as he tries to chase his high and making you cry out in overstimulation, he soon empties his hot cum into your sensitive cunt, filling it up with such warmth as he pulls out again, leaving Asmo still beneath you as he moans into your body
You cry out as Asmo flicks your clit in his mouth, mesmerised by the way Levi plays with your breasts, and the way Lucifer keeps a strong grip on your hair as he sucks deep purple marks into your neck makes you completely lose it, “I’m gunna.. make a mess” you pant, barely able to get a functioning sentence out from all that’s going on around you,
“Go on sweetie” Mammon’s voice is closer now, he watches the way your cunt gushes and creams as Asmo licks at your clit, the cum that Satan stuffed into your right hole still leaking out, it looks a mess yet the demon has never been that turned on in his life, Mammon let’s put a final groan as the boys step away from you, letting Belphie have your used body last
Leviathan and Asmodeus resistantly leave from where you are, having being pulled away by Lucifer, “she tastes so good, Lucifer please let me go back” Asmo begs as Levi rolls his eyes, “you’ve both had your turns, now sit down” the two brothers huff out in annoyance, but obey anyway
As the youngest brother slowly wobbles towards you, you can see his already cum stained hands as he strokes them up and down his girthy cock, affectively using it as lube as he gently slips inside of you, fucking his cum into your already used hole, he sighs as he finally finally gets his own ecstasy,
The brothers watch carefully, still panting and needing, aching for more of you, but you’re just a mere human, your body cannot take much, just a few more pushes and you’d be fully blacked out
Belphie pants as he listens to your crying and pretty moans, falling on top of your sweaty body he continues pushing his cock into you softly and at a slow pace, he hears your pleas, begging him to go ‘faster’ and ‘faster’ but he ignores them, holding your hands to your stomach, keeping you in place as he ruts into you
“I- I can’t ah can’t..” you gasp as his thick cock breaks its way through your throbbing pussy, you know the youngest brother wont last much longer, from the way you moan his name into his ear, or the way the scratches you leave on his back and arms leaves him in a pleasurable pain,
You feel Belphegor’s hot cum pour into you as he fully bottoms out, you can feel him twitching cock as he stays like that for a few seconds before rolling over to sit on the bed next to you, the brothers all exchange a few words before turning back to your fucked out state, they all look at you in awe, a few try to speak but your mind doesn’t process it, the only thing you can think about is the hot cum leaking out of you and the way the brothers made you feel so so good
Eventually Lucifer taps your thigh, motioning for you to wrap your limp arms around him, so you do, reaching out with shaky hands you gently hold only his broad shoulders, mumbling about how you feel light headed and tired, he tells the rest of the boys to go back to their rooms so he can get you cleaned up, they all go, resistantly of course,
“Luci” he shushes you quickly, laying your body in the empty bathtub as he washes your body down with the shower head , trying his best not to stimulate you any further
“You were so good for us today, but now you know what will happen if you don’t meet deadlines” his face doesn’t express any emotion, his only focus being to fill the bathtub with water and help you get cleaned up
“You know Lucifer, I never treated you to anything…” he glances at you, you can barely speak with confidence, your words are all slurred and you can barely keep your eyes open, but you reach out to paw at his cock anyway,
“Watch it, you’re not in the right headset for this” you pout, yet still pump his clothed cock softly, he looks down at you for a second, his cheeks turning red as he watches your hand move uo and down his whole length, squeezing when you get to the top
You feel him slowly giving in, maybe just a few more pumps you think to yourself “If you want to be a cock drunk slut so be it, but you need to promise me you’re going to take it all, just like a good girl” he unbuttons his trousers, pushing them down to his knees, “get to work, human” you smirk at the sight of Lucifer’s achingly hard cock, he’s definitely bigger than his brothers
Your mouth goes out to lick at his tip, your tongue raking up the entirety of his cock, tracing up every vein with your wet tongue, you actions making him swallow a moan in his throat, the water splashes around in the bathtub as you move to sit on your knees
As you slowly take him into your mouth you can taste his sweet pre-cum dripping from his tip, you laugh lightly around him, making him throw his head back as the vibrations stimulated him more,
His fingers tangle in your hair as he pulls you off of him, removing the rest of his clothes to go into the bathtub with you,
“You’re right, y/n, you really do need to treat me well too” the water from his bathtub falls onto the floor as he positions himself between your legs, “you’re staying with me tonight” he growls, making your eyes roll to the back of your head in a lustful state, moaning as the tip of his cock enters your pussy
You’re far from done tonight
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Hi! If you will have any inspiration about this
What do you think would be little things that brothers would bring you as courting you? As like birds or penguins with rocks and sticks?
Thank you 💜
sjdaj this was fun! i did have an image of lucifer bringing feathers as a meme in my mind for a sec
what the brothers bring you while courting you/wanting to impress you:
He is what many would consider to be a classic idea of a man. Tall, dark, handsome with refined taste. Because of this he tries to be refined in what he brings you as well. Why should you two not share such traits?
Lucifer because of this relies on the extravagant, classic choices. Most of all – jewelry.
Rings, necklaces, bracelets – everything he sees while out on an errand that catches his eye.
He also tries to match some items with you. He has a golden pen, why shouldn’t you have one as well?
However, one thing that gets in his way is that: no matter how strong his impulse to buy or obtain rare jewels is – he cannot always give them to you.
He overthinks it.
‘if I give them two rings two weeks in a row, would that be too much? Would they then spend money to buy an outfit that matches it? Would the gifts lose their meaning if I don’t space them out? If I continue to give them so many gifts, they would feel responsible to return them so they would spend more money on me and we both know that I am the one who has more money so--’
All these thoughts come to him. Sometimes Lucifer even thinks that your pride would be hurt if he gives you jewels so often.
He tries not to go overboard but he knows that there is a whole desk drawer of little boxes just waiting for the right time to go to you.
No matter how much Mammon may chase gold and sparkles – he is no Lucifer and there is no way that he can just rely on jewels.
Sure, on very special occasions he manages to surprise you with them and that does make it more meaningful.
Mammon puts aside everything else and actually gets a job whenever your birthday is close.
So what else could be bring you?
He is well aware of how birds bring branches or rocks – how sometimes they even spend so much time flying high above and continuously dropping walnuts for others on the road until they crack. His approach is similar.
When you have issues or need to open something – he always offers himself.
It is a bit silly but being there for someone counts.
Besides this – every trinket that he sees somehow ends up in your room
Plushies, fun masks, nail polish that matches his, a leaf that fell in his hair while he was sleeping under a tree and dreamt of you.
He also brings postcards, magazines, photos you might enjoy.
Once he brought you a heart shaped stone and bragged about how his keen eye managed to observe it in the clean river!
Something in every corner of your room will be adjacent to him.
“What if I brought you branches?”
He just wanted to ask!
Lucifer is impulsive in buying just one thing, Levi, however, is impulsive all around.
And that impulsivity goes in many directions.
He is able to use and calculate all his Akuzon points to make sure that you get 10 products instead of just 1.
He takes it very, very seriously.
Sometimes he buys you way too many snacks, other times he orders 5 costumes
Often his courting relies on the thought; what if we shared this!
His mind says that the more you have in common the better match you are.
This is why he brings matching keychains or slippers or even computer backgrounds and mousepads.
He still knows that ‘matching’ does not fully count but it really warms his heart when he sees that you are willing to share and indulge in those small things that would not really matter to others.
It gives him a confidence boost and reassures him that you are in fact open to him.
However, something still has to be yours alone.
Yours alone, from his hands and he needs to make sure of that.
Levi does bring you pearls like penguins do.
And he did in fact spend a long time underwater making sure he brings the best ones.
Just... never show him the video that trended of a female penguin cheating on her partner in the human world.
Satan, no matter how much he tries to deny it, is in many ways similar to Lucifer.
He might dress the way he does but he tries to be a classic gentleman in this regard.
He does bring jewelry too – however he never brings it without a deeper, more profound reason.
‘so what if this ring is rare? What does it matter to them? Nothing.’
He has to hear you say it is very pretty to give it to you.
The necklace needs to remind him of your eyes or he is not buying it at all.
Because of this – he is very picky so few gifts are of this nature.
What else does he bring?
Satan writes you notes all the time.
Sometimes they are there to remind you of water or meals, other times they are short quotes.
In fact, he brings you annotated books; lines that remind him of you; quotes of feelings he knows thanks to you.
He brings you parts of himself and looks for parts of you in everything.
This is his idea of courting.
And don’t be surprised to get letters (wax made by him) under your door even if you live close by.
Unlike the others, Asmo has no problems with giving you whatever his own impulse says to.
Why should he hide these 2 perfumes that he bought thinking of you and wait for 3 weeks to present them to you?
No, do it right then and there because your heart felt the love or do not do it at all!
Because of this, his impulse costs a lot. Only second to Lucifer.
Asmo wants to give you luxurious things but he knows that jewelry alone can get boring rather fast and is limited by time and fashion and practicality etc.
So he gives you luxury in everything.
New lines of fragrance are yours as well as his, new skin care products that few humans can buy just show up at your door.
Does he also give you framed photos of him? Yes
Does he give you best silk? Also yes.
Why should the two of you not enjoy these things? You deserve it after all.
Still, Asmo is very sentimental too.
He gifts you photo albums of things that make him feel so. Memories of trips and walks; of sleepovers and quiet nights as well.
Yes, luxury is there but this small pretty pen is cheap and has hearts on it! He simply has to give it to you!
Beelzebub knows the ‘proper’, ‘correct’ or expected ways to court someone.
He knows what gifts others give and why.
But, all of that seems slightly...like vanity or showing off to him.
It just wouldn’t feel right to give you a framed work of art or color stones that glimmer if it does not really awake something.
His gifts are as gentle as him.
Yes, food is the most obvious choice but he really does worry if you are eating well because humans are fragile.
Flowers that he sees in shops or on walks.
While once walking with Luke he saw some and said how pretty they would look on you. Luke taught him to make flower crowns for that reason.
Most of his gifts are handmade.
He wants to help you on his own no matter what.
The most consistent gifts however are those that you said you needed.
Doesn’t matter when you said it or how, maybe it was just a passing thought, but he remembers and he gets them for you.
it wouldn’t be wrong to say that he manages to mix up all of these ways and refuses to settle down on just one type.
This is because he is similar to Beel.
Beel gives you thinks you said you needed; Belphie gives you those you did not even notice.
He is constantly observing you and being as smart as he is – nothing escapes him.
You don’t have to complain how you grew bored of your boots or how annoying those headphones are.
He just notices it and gives you new ones.
Sometimes he looks at you during a party in Diavolo’s castle and things that a necklace is missing and would actually be useful in the future as well; so, he buys it.
Books for assignments you are not aware you will need next year find their way to your table. Yes, it is a year but he is a published Devildom scholar so trust him with this.
Paintings, matching rings with stars, a keychain of some small alien from a human TV show etc.
He treads the lines of outlandish with luxury and simple.
Seeing you surprised no matter what because you never mentioned these things always brings him joy.
a/n: how tf do you spell jewelry is it this or jewellery or i hate his word pls
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The Obey Me! Demon Brother's + Making A Sex Tape Headcanons
Pairing: All Obey Me! Demon Brothers x Female! Main Character
Content Warning: NSFW (minors do NOT interact), sex tapes/filming yourselves having sex, oral sex (female and male receiving), vaginal sex, vaginal fingering, dirty talk, masturbation (female and male), doggy position, missionary position, cowgirl position, sex work, finger sucking, nude photos, semi-public sex, etc.
Word count: 2.8k+
Summary: So, you asked your demon boyfriend to make a sex tape with you. How’d that work out for you?
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You’re not being serious, are you? That’s an incredibly ridiculous and obscene thing to ask. He has a reputation to uphold, and if someone found out? If Lord Diavolo himself found out? Absolutely not…
… Okay, but ever since you asked, he’s been thinking about it non-stop.
I mean, what are the chances of someone actually finding your sex tape? It’s not like anyone besides you is allowed to enter Lucifer’s room, and he knows enough spells from his thousands of years alive to protect absolutely anything he wanted.
So, one night, you walked into Lucifer’s room with his body pressed firmly behind yours with a hand covering your eyes. With his other hand on your hip to guide your movements, he halted your steps just a few feet away from his bed. By the sensation of his cock straining against his pants and pressing against the back of your thigh, and his fingers exploring your skin with the softest touch, you had a feeling that tonight would be fun.
But what you weren’t expecting, when Lucifer uncovered your eyes, was to find an expensive video camera and tripod a few feet from the end of the bed, and candles lit all over the room.
I think that Lucifer would do a sex tape the old-fashioned way, with a video camera positioned to cover the entirety of the bed for a few reasons. One, Lucifer is a classic and old-fashioned guy - why would he use his phone if he has a perfectly good video camera? Additionally, using a phone would take away one less hand from the equation - and he’s gonna need both of yours and his for what he plans on doing with you.
Also, keeping your sex tape on a literal tape makes it easy to keep hidden. He’ll keep it locked in a drawer guided by a hundred different protection spells, hidden in his room that’s already under a protection spell, so it would be quite impossible for anyone to find it. Anyone can unlock or hack a phone.
As far as the actual sex tape goes, I think it would be nothing short of filthy. The video camera is able to get every single angle and position that he puts you in, and you know damn well he’s putting you into the most flattering positions so that when either one of you rewatched it, you’d see how well he pounds into you and fucks your pussy into next week.
Picture this: sitting in-between Lucifer’s legs on the edge of the bed with him sitting behind you, his legs dangling off the edge of the bed beside yours. You’re both facing the video camera head-on while he finger fucks you into oblivion with one hand while keeping a tight grip on your neck with the other, forcing you to look into the video camera as he talks you through your orgasm.
Or, would you rather imagine him pushing you down to all fours to face the video camera while he fucks you doggy-style?
“Smile for the video camera, sweetheart. This is what you wanted, is it not? Look into the video camera and beg for me, Y/N - let everyone know who the fuck you belong to.”
OOOOOH HE WOULD BE SO DOWN FOR IT
When you asked him, baby would absolutely be flustered as hell that you would want him fucking you to be filmed, but after he gets over the initial shock, he wouldn’t hesitate to grant your wish.
“I-I uh… I mean, yeah. Yeah! You want The Great Mammon to fuck ya on video camera, yeah? Fuck, human. You know all the right ways to get my dick wet, don’t ya?”
Now, unlike Lucifer, the action is happening on his phone rather than an actual video camera. Whether he’s holding his phone in one hand while he gets the perfect angle of you choking on his cock, or propping it against a pillow while you bounce up and down on his length while you’re sitting pretty on his lap, his phone captures your pretty moans and sighs better than any video camera could.
One of his favorite things to do on video? He would absolutely shove his fingers down your throat after he fingered you with one hand and hold the video camera in your face with the other, getting all those pretty choking sounds crystal clear.
I really hope you like the sound of Mammon’s voice, because you’re gonna be hearing a lot of it in your little sex tape, too.
“F-f-fuck, human! Taking Mammon’s cock like a fucking champ, huh? That’s my good girl - that’s my very good girl! Oh, fuck!”
Mammon would become so obsessed with your sex tape that he’d watch it all the time. One time, you walked into his room, your books in hand and ready for a quick study session when your moans, clear as day, sounded from his phone. You stopped once you realized what he was watching, but it was his dick in his hands that made your eyes widen. Of course, you had to help him get off after that.
Oh, this isn’t a one-time thing, either. Once you guys have done it once, he’s going to want to do it all the time.
… But, the more that you guys filmed yourselves having sex, the bright idea that you guys could make money off of it popped into Mammon’s head.
So, you suggested the two of you make a sex tape, yeah? Now, Mammon’s suggesting that the two of you make a couples OnlyFans account - or, whatever the equivalent to that is in Hell.
Due to Mammon’s career in modeling, I think any videos or photos posted would be faceless to avoid jeopardizing his career. Additionally, if Lucifer somehow saw Mammon or your face on such a site, I think he would quite literally strangle the both of you. So, faceless content it is!
I don’t think he’d want to film the two of you fucking every single time that the two of you had sex - when he’s feeling his most intimate with you, which does happen frequently, he wouldn’t want to waste his time or energy filming it. It’s only when the two of you are going at it like fucking rabbits that he would suggest filming it, let alone uploading content.
You… you… you want Levi and you having sex to be FILMED?!?!?
Leviathan, like his older brother, would have to get over the initial shock of the question you asked before he agrees. However, he would absolutely agree.
So, you guys could get a video camera and make a sex tape that way, or you could use your phone, or… wait, Levi has a perfectly pristine webcam on his desktop, does he not? Yeah - you’re about to make Levi’s wildest fantasies come true and be his little camgirl.
So, yeah. Levi would absolutely fuck you in his gaming chair that he spent hundreds of Grimm on, filmed by his desktop that he spent thousands of Grimm on. How unfortunate it is that your back is facing the video camera while you ride his dick - but damn, do you look good fucking him in his favorite spot in the world.
Give the demon a blowjob while he’s leaning back on his chair like a king, and you’ll have Levi coming down your throat quicker than ever before.
“Fuck - Y/N! Jesus, you’re gonna make me cum all over my setup! Oh fuck, don’t you dare stop!”
Levi also has his ways of keeping your sex tape a secret, much like Lucifer. While your sex tape would be on his computer, he knows exactly how to hide it and put a bunch of passwords on it. He doesn’t need anyone else seeing you like that.
Also - if you wanna make this demon go absolutely feral, leave a video of you fucking yourself on his chair when he’s not in the room. Just make sure you put it in a file where nobody else would find it.
One time, Levi came into his room to watch a new human-world anime that he illegally downloaded to his desktop. He paused, noticing an unexpected file titled “winkyface.mov”. Upon clicking it, he almost died on the spot at the sight of you, your legs wide open and feet planted on his desk, fucking your fingers and moaning out his name.
Poor boy - you better never leave him, because you just exceeded all of his greatest fantasies.
Out of all of the brothers, I think that Satan would be the most against making a sex tape. However, for argumentative sake, let’s say he’s down to make one with you.
I don’t think that Satan would want to make a sex tape for the simple idea that he wouldn’t find it appealing or respectable, nor does he find it necessary. If you guys are already having sex, why does he need to film it? He knows where to find you if he feels like repeating what would be filmed.
However - I can think of one scenario where he wouldn’t be opposed to making a sex tape - out of jealousy.
Picture this: Satan was walking to his dorm when he saw you disappear into Lucifer’s room. It was a completely innocent hangout with the eldest brother - he was tutoring you on your worst subject for an hour, and Satan knew you wouldn’t cheat on him in the first place. However, given Satan’s wrath and history with Lucifer, he was beginning to feel extra possessive after that.
Cue the end of your night. Satan has a video camera shoved in your face and tits while he fucks you into the mattress, getting the way your mouth falls open in bliss and your chest bounces in each thrust.
“You gonna flaunt this little ass around my brothers til the day you die, huh? Do they know who you belong to, kitten? What would Lucifer think if I sent him this video of me fucking your tight little pussy? Isn’t this what you wanted?”
Of course, Satan would never embarrass you like that by sending anyone your sex tape. But it’s not like the thought of making sure his brothers know who you belong to hasn’t crossed his mind.
One thing I do think that Satan wouldn’t be opposed to in the slightest is nudes. I mean, all of the brothers would love it, but I think Satan would rather receive tasteful nudes from you rather than film a sex tape.
One day after one of his classes, he had settled down to read a book while he waited for you to finish yours. Once he opened the book, he realized that his usual bookmark had been replaced with a polaroid of you - smiling oh so pretty for the video camera, and your tits out on display for him. Let’s just say you spend the rest of your day in bed with him.
Do you… really even have to ask the Avatar of Lust? You might as well have just said “We’re going to make a sex tape”, and it would’ve been as casual to him as talking about the weather.
However, the second he heard your request, Asmo could practically hear the wedding bells. You’re so perfect for him! He loves it when you express your desires and is down to do anything in the bedroom.
“Oh Y/N! I thought you would never ask! Let’s start right now, baby. How do you and your beautiful desires want to do this?”
Asmo is down to make a sex tape in any way that you desire. Do you want to make love in the jacuzzi while being filmed with a video camera and tripod? Do you want the perfect mood lighting that hits his flawless skin and soft hair just right on your phone while he goes down on you? Or do you want his phone propped up on his vanity while he handcuffs you to the bed and fucks you relentlessly? Do you want him to fuck you with one of his toys, or do you want to cum around his cock? It’s entirely your choice.
You know those perfect Twitter porn videos where the couple looks flawless, the background is pretty, and the sex is achingly good? Yeah, those are the kind of videos I think Asmo would make with you.
“Uh…! So pretty, baby. Don’t stop - I’m almost there, cum with me, yeah? Cum with me, darling!”
Just like Mammon, I also think that Asmo would be down to make an OnlyFans with you - but not for the money. I think he would want to do it as a form of sexual expression and to share with the world your beauty together and how well the Avatar of Lust gives it to you.
He’d be public as HELL about it though because you know he doesn’t care at all. He’d be posting a photo on his Devilgram telling everyone that your shared OnlyFans account is having a sale that week.
I think Beel would be extremely confused about why you’d want to make a sex tape with him, and it could take some convincing to get him to actually want to do it. I really cannot see him actively wanting to film a sex tape, but I can’t see him being opposed to it either.
Beel would ask you why you want to make sex tape - and not in a rude or judgemental way, but he’d be genuinely curious as to why you’d want to do that with him.
“Oh… okay. That makes sense, Y/N. We can do that. When did you want to make one?”
I don’t think that any sex tape with Beel would be some performance like some of his brothers, but he knows how to bring you to orgasm, so the job is getting done either way.
However, I think that Beel could switch up easily between making love to you and fucking the absolute hell out of you. So, if you decided to make multiple sex tapes, then there’d definitely be a switch up between him softly worshipping your body or making you cum all over cock repeatedly.
I don’t think he would care at all if you started filming him eating you out - he eats you like a starving demon in the desert, and in case he ever gets ‘hungry’ and you’re not around, it’d be the perfect thing to tide him over until he can recreate the video. Your moans of pleasure are just so delicious.
“Hold still, pumpkin - I’m still hungry. Make sure the video gets all your pretty moans, too.”
If you want to make the demon lose his damn mind - send him a video of you fucking your fingers while he’s working out, or while he’s at practice. He’d be so hungry that he wouldn’t be able to think straight until his tongue was inside of you.
I could also see him letting you prop your phone up in the kitchen pantry while he fucks you against the door or pantry shelves, the sight of falling boxes and bags of food falling to the floor while you get relentlessly pounded into the shelves.
Belphie would be down to do it, but be prepared to do all the work for this lazy demon. You’ll be handling the camera this time!
I imagine that sex with Belphie is a lot more intimate and softer than his brothers would go on you, and not just because of his sin. He has a very soft and adoring personality for the ones that he loves (Beel, in particular), so I imagine that any sex tape that you make with Belphie would be just as soft. Don’t mistake that for him not being able to bring you to orgasm, though. He knows exactly how to make you cum.
So, that being said, I think that any sex tape that you make with Belphie would be so nice. Imagine riding his dick while he lies back against his fluffy pillows and blankets in the attic room - one hand filming, and the other exploring the skin on his stomach. The video would be able to get Belphie’s soft moans and mouth falling in ethereal bliss, his eyes in awe as he watches you ride him like an angel.
“F-fuck, Y/N. You’re so beautiful riding my cock like that. Are you g-gonna cum all over my dick for the camera, baby? Is that it? F-fuck!”
I think that Belphie would appreciate making a sex tape with you more after the fact - that way, when he’s at his most lazy and in need of your comfort when you’re not around, he can watch how flawlessly you ride him and make himself cum before he falls back asleep.
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