#Luke’s card is so beautiful I wanna cry

[bratzforchris]

Flare Ups

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Summary: Role reversal of my fic "Sick Days"

Pairing: Luke x feminine reader

Warnings: Minor depression over chronic illness

Word Count: 1661

A/N: This was requested by the beautiful @blinkinglightsandmusic <3. Thank you for the idea, angel! Also, if you'd like to learn more about PFAPA (the chronic illness described in this fic), my previous post linked above has a link to learn more :)

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You woke up and immediately groaned, cuddling closer into Luke’s side while trying to fight tears. Your throat was sore, your joints were aching, and you could tell that you were running a pretty high fever based on how cold you were. Chronic illness was probably the worst thing in your life. It zapped so much of your energy, basically binding you to your bed or the couch for days. 

Luke rolled over, feeling the way you were shaking against him. He blinked the sleep out of his blue eyes and looked at you. “Baby? You okay, my love?” 

He knew you probably weren’t, but it was a good way for him to understand where your mind was at. Having been with you for nearly four years, Luke was pretty well-versed in taking care of you during your flare ups. They were just regular enough that he could track them and know when one was coming. 

“Flare up.” You sniffled, pulling your snuggly blanket up to your chin. 

“Oh, princess,” he cooed softly, laying his cheek against your forehead to check your fever. “You’re burning up, darlin’. Let’s check your temperature.”

Luke moved to pull the thermometer out of your nightstand while you watched him with teary eyes. If you didn’t feel so awful, you’d probably find him acting all nurselike while shirtless hot, but you just felt so miserable. Luke ran his hand across your cheek as he stuck the metal device under your tongue, which made you whine from the cold. His touch was gentle as he lovingly

gave you a small massage while waiting to check your temperature.

“103.2,” the blond said softly when the device beeped. “That’s high, honey.”

“It hurts.” You said, a tear sneaking down your cheek. 

“Do ya wanna take some Tylenol?” he asked you, yawning. “Know it usually doesn’t work, but it’s worth a try.” Luke pulled you into him, sleepily snuggling into you. 

Your fevers always made you emotional, and seeing how tired Luke still was made you sob. “I’m sorry.” You cried. 

“Lovely,” the blond pouted sadly, rubbing your tummy as he spooned you. “What are you sorry for, princess?”

“You’re still tired and you’re having to take care of me!” You wailed. 

“Sweetheart,” Luke said gently. “I’m not having to take care of you. I want to because I love you.”

You rolled over, sobbing into Luke’s chest. Your boyfriend just gently rubbed your back, knowing that you were sick and emotional, instead of actually sad. He carded his fingers through your hair, whispering comforting little words to you. You sobbed until you gagged and Luke slowly sat you up, rubbing your back. 

“Sweet girl, I need you to take some deep breaths, pumpkin. Don’t want you to make yourself sick, honey.” he said firmly, but not unkindly. 

You gulped in a few breaths of air, still crying, but they had slowly turned to hiccups instead of sobs. Luke continued to rub your back, pulling a hair band off his wrist to tie your hair up into a messy, low bun. 

“Good girl,” he smiled, knowing praise always helped you feel better. “Is that better?” he asked, rubbing your knees softly. 

Luke knew how much your fevers made your joints ache, but especially your knees, and he would do absolutely anything to make you feel better. You nodded a thank you, wrapping your arms around his neck shakily. 

“‘M cold.” You whimpered, desperately pulling yourself ever closer to him for a bit of warmth. 

“Want a hoodie, lovely?” Your boyfriend asked you. “I don’t want you to get too overheated, darling.” 

You nodded into Luke’s chest and he carefully slid from under your grip, tucking you in and kissing your forehead with a little “be right back”. The blond wandered downstairs, throwing one of his clean hoodies into the dryer for a little extra warmth before going into the kitchen to feed Petunia and find you something to eat. Luke stood in the middle of the room with his hands on his hips, thinking. You needed something to take medicine with, but he wasn’t the greatest cook and there wasn’t much you’d want to eat with your sore throat. 

He eventually decided on a can of chicken noodle soup that you kept in the cupboard for your flare ups and began to heat it up over the stove. While the soup simmered, Luke made you a hot cup of green tea with honey and lemon to ease the spots in your throat and began to prepare your medicines. There weren’t many, but he made sure to put both your pain reliever and your mental health medicines in a small dish so they were easily accessible for you. Anything that would help take some of the pressure off your shoulders during your flare ups, he would do. 

Luke carefully ladled the now-warm soup into a little, pink, glass bowl for you and placed it on a tray, along with your tea, your medicines, some toast and coffee for himself, and a small fake flower in hopes of making you smile. Quite happy with his little spread, Luke picked up the tray and grabbed his hoodie from the dryer, starting to make the trek upstairs with Petunia nipping at his heels. 

“I’m back, lovely.” he cooed, opening the bedroom door to look at you. 

You had propped yourself up with pillows and had made a blanket nest while he was gone, selecting a comedy to watch on Netflix. The bedroom was still dark where the curtains were still drawn, but in his mind, you looked absolutely beautiful. It never mattered to Luke how sick you were or how much the flare ups took out of you. He still thought you were the prettiest thing he had ever laid eyes on. 

Luke placed the tray at the foot of the bed, bowing goofily. “Bon appetit, madam.”

You tried to giggle, but winced when it hurt your throat. “Thank you.” You croaked out. 

“Shhh, don’t talk, babe.” he said softly, climbing into bed beside you. 

You pouted, but grabbed the bowl of soup and began to drink the broth, savoring the way the warm liquid soothed your throat. You definitely weren’t feeling much better physically, but Luke made everything better emotionally. Just his presence was comforting. He was a beyond great nurse. 

“Don’t forget to take your meds too, sweetheart.” he smiled, patting your knee. 

You did as told, swallowing them down with a sip of tea. Once you had finished the soup, you placed the bowl back on the tray and cuddled up into Luke’s side, slightly more content now that your tummy was full. You grabbed your phone off the charger and began to type, before turning the screen and showing it to Luke. 

i love you<3 You had typed. 

Luke smiled, his dimple on full display. “I love you too, babe. I just want you to focus on getting better, sweet girl.” 

A blush crept onto your cheeks and you snuggled into his side, giggling lowly. you’re the best :) You typed again. 

Your boyfriend cooed, kissing your cheek. “Remember me when they nominate the best nurse award.” he chuckled. 

You nodded eagerly, typing one more quick thing to him. 

can you look in my throat?

Luke did as you asked, of course, taking your phone from you and shining the flashlight in your throat. “You have the spots again and it’s red, baby. Definitely a flare up.” he said sadly. 

You didn’t want to cry again, but tears welled in your eyes. “I hate being sick,” You croaked out. “Just wanna live normally.” 

That sentence absolutely broke Luke’s heart. He knew how hard these flare ups were for you, especially considering there wasn’t really a cure for them. Your immune system just had some odd malfunctions, and there wasn’t much doctors could do to fix it. The best you could do was keep the worst of the side effects away with pain relievers and care. 

“Would a cool bath help, my love? You might feel better if we bring your fever down one or two degrees.” he suggested. 

Even though you had been living with PFAPA your whole life, Luke was able to think much clearer when you had flare ups, mostly because he wasn’t in a fever haze like you were. To his surprise, you nodded, which told him you must’ve been feeling terrible. You normally fought cool baths with a passion. 

Luke helped you up and to the bathroom, sitting you on the toilet seat while he started the shower. He slowly helped you undress and step into the shower, holding your hand the whole time. 

“All set, baby?” he asked you. 

“Don’t go.” You whimpered, looking at him with bloodshot eyes and clinging to his hand despite the cold shower water pounding against your back. 

Luke had expected you to say that, so he just gently smiled and began to undress, stepping into the shower with you. You leaned your head back against his broad shoulder, whining softly. 

“I know, honey, I know.” the blond said sadly, massaging your shoulders, back, and tummy. 

“It’s cold. I wanna get out. I don’t feel good.” You cried. 

“A few more minutes and then I promise you can get out, sweetheart.” Luke said gently, bending down to rub your knees. 

The shower was small and Luke was a big boy, but he still crouched down on the balls of his feet and began to rub your knees, doing everything in his power to make you feel better. You were his girl and he’d do anything for you. 

It was right then that you knew Luke truly loved you. It wasn’t the fancy gifts or the passionate sex. It was intimate moments like these where you weren’t “Y/N, Luke’s girlfriend” and “Luke Hemmings from 5SOS”. You were just Luke and Y/N and that was what you loved most. 

#luke hemmings #luke hemmings imagines #luke hemmings fanfiction #luke hemmings fanfic #luke 5sos #luke hemmings x reader #luke hemmings imagine #luke hemmings x you #luke hemmings x y/n #5sos #ashton irwin #michael clifford #5sos fanfic #calum hood #5sos fic #fanfic #5 seconds of summer #luke hemmings fluff #calum 5sos #5sos blurb #5sos imagine #5sos smut #5sosfam #5sos x reader #5sos moodboard #5sos hq #the 5sos show tour #ashton 5sos #michael 5sos #5sos gifs

[calyssmarviss]

Spoilers for Obi-Wan Kenobi part I

Ok let’s go

Yeah, let’s put in a recap just in case the Prequel Trilogy doesn’t haunt you

“Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi-Wan Kenobi,”

featured in “the top ten sentences that break my heart”

So Hayden being hyped for this was just preparing me for how this is All About Anakin Again

God they were both so hot in RotS

Pun non intended for once

HAAAAA LETS GO

show Order 66 as many time as possible challenge

Yeah those kids are dead

Bye kids

SAND TITLE CARD you’re so sexy

Wait i have a great idea: every opening should be another Order 66 scene i want to see all over that Temple as it falls down

SPACE SHIP SHADOW my beloved

Idk why space ships, especially big ones, make me incredibly excited and a not insignificant part of why I’m a fan of this franchise comes from the fuck you big ships it has. Yes i did like the Last Jedi a lot. ‘cause it had the biggest ship.

Inquisitor Squad! I spent like 2 hours earning them all in GoH a couple weeks ago now I’m gonna see if their attacks are accurate lmao

Another reason why I’m a fan of star wars is that the villains know how to dress

Yeah my dudes, you get why the dark side is fun

“You know who we are.”

“Yeah bro, you’re all dressed like an evil elite force and not the ones wearing red.”

Hehehehe evil monologue let’s go

LOL

THIS FIXATION WITH KENOBI WELCOME TO THE CLUB THIRD SISTER

What is that.

I don’t wanna say Krayt because i don’t know much about them besides that they’re dragons on tatooine and at least some of them are black but Krayt? 👀 (please it’s important to me because of themes)

ARE THEY PROCESSING IT

That meat looks good tho

HE’S HERE

HELLO THERE

OH I MISSED YOU SO

you look good with a knife ngl

scratch that he just looks good in general oh my god i need to find a pirate version of this i want to take all the screenshots

The Obi-Wan Show Episode1: Obi-Wan starts an union

Meat Wars reborn but this time it’s Meat Workers War

No i not will elaborate, know your crack

He’s so beautiful i missed him so much i wanna die

@forcearama i know your pain

SAD MAN IN A CAVE TIME

SMELLY MAN IN A CAVE 😂

Jawas are the best actually. Love how they talk.

They sound like sped up anime characters

“I’ve heard the Jedi are all but extinct.

Courtesy of my best friend.”

Anakin is so bad for business.

Welcome to the stinky wizard club Obes.

He’s still dreaming about him 10 years later no one touches me.

*makes miserable noise at Anakin laughing in the speeder and then the i hate you*

LISTEN

I KNOW ALL THAT ALREADY

WHY IS IT HITTING ME SO HARD

Part of me is like “answer the phone Qui-Gon” the other is like “no that’s good i don’t want to see him anyway and also Obi-Wan needs to be alone and miserable because i love angst”.

Baby Luke!

Oh that’s hitting him hard

*claps gleefully* yes more pain

It’s like he’s paying for child maintenance after his divorce

Oooooh he called him master of course he knew him everyone knew him

“You were once a great Jedi”

Yeah 😭

Is that Alderaan?

Yes!

Tiny Leia!

“Try to not make anyone cry”

lmao that’s daddy Vader’s girl

And that is Anakin and Padmé’s girl <3

Do they have binary classes or did she just learn to interpret by having a droid around from a young age

I’ve got to read up on that it’s important for fanfic reasons

Leia and Lola

Don’t give promises you can’t keep babygirl

You know when we used to talk about a Kenobi movie all i wanted from it was seeing Obi-Wan be sad in the desert and today I’m being finally fed.

Owen vs Ben

“Like you trained his father? Anakin is dead, Ben. I won’t let you make the same mistake twice.”

Might as well stab him in the heart it would hurt less.

Cut off hand count: 1

Is Reva’s Force sense tingling?

Hate to break it to you Reva but Owen’s not dying for nine more years.

Today in Everyone Hates Tatooine

Today in Everyone Wants Obi-Wan

What did he do to her lol

“What I’m owed.”

Like what? Revenge? (Cause her name is Reva) Loads of credits? A promotion? Darth Vader’s attention?

“I didn’t do it for you.”

I knew you would say that you dumb fucking farmer (affectionate) guess what he was probably not saying thank you for himself either

“I didn’t come here to end slavery”,

said most people in Star Wars.

“Then i guess i don’t need manners when I’m talking to you” nice burn.

“You’re not even a real Organa” nah she’s a Skywalker, which is worse

She’s reading your mind cuz

“You have to rise above Leia”

wait til the third trilogy she’ll rise alright

She’s so dramatic i love her

I wonder if her cousin gets blown up with the planet

See, promises she can’t keep

“I know who she’s like”

me too

Bounty hunters?

Who you gonna call?

He’s our only hoe after all 😌

“I’m not who i used to be”

why, because you lost your sparring partner?

Great now i have to go and look up the travel time between Alderaan and Tatooine to know how long it takes for Bail to arrive

Yeah it’s something like 4 days give or take

“You couldn’t save Anakin”

here’s your daily reminder

“There is no one i trust more with my child than you”

hey that’s a sentence I’m sensitive about

Funny how it doesn’t hit the same at all tho 🙃

Ewan has really pretty eyes

A whole army no but I’ll do you one better

Is he

IS HE

digging for his lightsaber?

Did he find it by pinging the kyber?

Oh man i keep pausing on shots of Ewan looking hot that’s not good for my psyche

I’m going to have so much fun drawing him in something else than beige.

I mean come on he has LEATHER GLOVES i love drawing that shit

Ah shit no he was digging for his Jedi robes i hate this show

Bro do you actually wanna get arrested

They really do be hunting themselves

#well those were two intense hours #calyss watches star wars #the obi wan show #obi wan kenobi #star wars spoilers #obikin #(written with goggles on) #my god i still have a whole episode available to watch #sorry for pinging you for this forcearama but i want you to know your not alone in your suffering

[ourstarscollided]

jatp fanworks appreciation - day 1 (artists)

motivation - so in true me fashion and my aversion to brevity, i've made three (3) posts (see also writers, gifs/edits) to celebrate the wonderful people in this fandom who have made my jatp tumblr experience what it is; a community of people who simply shout into the void about their love of a ghost band and their fearless female leader. i've enjoyed simply being on the sidelines admiring everyone's love for the show, but i thought this would be a good time to really show my appreciation for all these wonderful people, because if i've learned anything from this pandemic, it's that there is NEVER a wrong time to tell someone that they are simply ✨the best✨.

disclaimer: i don't interact with most of these people personally and i simply absorb their content from afar and scream about how wonderful they are in the tags.

there’s definitely a bunch of people i am missing here because i’m horrible at cross referencing those on instagram to those on tumblr, so please know that there are SO many other artists i love that exist outside of this small list. (also if you saw that i just followed you... no you didn’t 🙈 i promise im following you on instagram.)

Once again, in alphabetical order:

@illgetmerope -> Hello, can I just say, I think you’ve been actively choosing violence with your recent art. That tombstone series was VERY uncalled for. But for real, your art elicits such emotion and as much as it pains me, I very much enjoy seeing it pop up on Instagram. Your tarot card series was so beautiful, and I admire your dedication to incorporating all the characters from the show into it!! I still cry about your drawing of the boys figuring out their band name.

@kidovna -> Your art is so fun and I honestly enjoy it SO goddamn much. The little doodles and comics you do are so smart and cute and I just really love your art style so much. Thank you for creating such wonderful art!! A special shout-out to your Double Trouble in Kpop outfits cause this was stellar.

@mamirugbee -> Please. Every time I see your art. I literally have to take a moment and remember to breathe. There is something about the way you draw Julie and Luke that just makes me lose all ability to function. So thank you, for sharing your amazing art with us. The set of soft Juke Kisses is on constant rotation as my phone background, and your Sailor Moon Juke literally made me gasp the first time I saw it.

@merry-the-cookie -> You are the captain of the Luke x Bobby ship and your little doodles and comics make me laugh so hard every time I see them. The way you draw movement and body language is exquisite. I think about the disembodied Caleb hand every day. 

@theradioactivesoul -> You create absolute magic with acrylic paint. I do not understand how you get it to listen to you like that, but I am constantly in awe of your final pieces. I love your use of colours and the overall composition of your designs and the absolute insanity that is the SIZE of your paintings. Please know that your art brings me immense joy. Your Carrie piece is STUNNING.

@thesunwillart -> No words. Just a lot of Willex. Thank you for feeding my soul on a daily basis with your wonderful art. I also don’t know why, but the Mistletoe comic resurfaces in my brain every other day. I just think it would be very neat for them to do this. Also I am very much here for your Willex sock agenda.

@wendinella -> I love the way you draw expressions and body language!?! Everything about your art is so welcoming and warm and just so soft. I’m particularly obsessed with your Sunset Curve drawing because seeing the boys happy and pre-hotdog with Bobby really struck a chord in my heart.  

@westywallowing -> Your art style is so unique and so warm and inviting and I simply adore it every time I see it pop up!! One of my absolute favs is the Juke mirror selfie simply because THEY ARE SHARING AIRPODS?!??! and they’re so wrapped up in each and look so happy. I wanna cry a little every time. 

These are just some wonderful artists off the top of my head that I know are on Tumblr, and is in no way a definitive list of all the people I follow across all platforms for their wonderful art. Thank you to the people above, and to everyone in the jatp fandom who creates art in all formats. You guys visualize some of the coolest concepts and as a non-art person, it blows my mind every time.

#jatp fanworks appreciation week #fanart #afjpweof WHENEVER I SEE ART I JUST GO HOW AND REBLOG #ITS AS SIMPLE AS THAT #BECAUSE I CANT DO IT #SO THANK YOU FOR DOING IT #motivation monday

[lover-of-trash-and-people]

im angrier this time? netflix shadow and bone s1e7 re-watch (substituting alcohol with iced coffee this time) (oh, also, spoilers)

yes jesper shooting ketterdam cards title card omg I straight up forgot that this was the darkling backstory episode we all know I love bin bons as much as the next person but um can we petition to never see the flashback darkling look again I kind of love Luda but I find the entire backstory kind of unnecessary even though I get why they did it okay mr. barnes king of micro-expressions alright fuck you show makers with you breaking my heart showing me how the Grisha have had to go through this countless times that they have their plans memorized oy dumbass otkazat'sya man you speak the darkling's name with some respect alright I've got to accept the tricck they use against the king's men is pretty cool omg you fucking bitch this is exactly why people say acab I've seen people say why couldn't he have broken his bonds and killed them before they killed Luda and I truly believe a) he didn't want to kill unnecessarily and b) Luda's life was at stake so like I get it okay so I don't like the 'just mortal' thing they brought it to sort of drive darklina soulmates agenda home because lmao that is not why okay I get Baghra's points but I don't like her, she like made more sense in the books her position on merzost is true to the books but like her pacifist stance is not the same and it just doesn't make sense okay I like the poc tidemaker in their company the score when the king's men soon to be volcra confront the darkling is impeccable that blast of darkness that we see spread outwards from him was very cool dunno how I feel about him hyperventilating and the fold flowing from him like an inky black liquid god, the score when baghra asks alek 'what did you do' is so eerie and beautiful that transition was on fucking point HOW IS KANEJ IS SO ON POINT I SIMPLY CANNOT the Inej Jesper bond is so beautiful I love it okay I love and hate how they refer to Inej's horrible time at the Menagerie so briefly and yet try to add so much impact to it omg why is Jesper about to make me cry cut to Malina huddled together? okay, show god I hate how the amplifier storyline is so incredibly poorly developed the stag is so beautiful I can't 'maybe there's another way to do this'?! again with the sgegehshshsjsjs I hate it here, fucking explain it at least okay fine the shot of Alina lighting up as she touches the stag and smiling with the soft violin in the back was beautiful now time to say bye to the stag and cry I guess okay I love zoya, she feels very authentic to book 1 zoya with maybe a few tweaks we love to see a man with plot armour uwu okay Alina my fucking queen taking out the arrow would cause him to bleed out faster why would you do that the dumbassery okay alek you overdramatic bitch I LOVED THE LIGHT SHIELD lmao I'm gonna cry at how nasal and supervillain-y the Darkling sounds when he says 'you can't save them all Alina' like okay king maybe that line could have better delivery I'm so sorry I love you so much I'm still a BB stan 'you've lost too much blood' maybe if you wouldn't have taken the arrow out you dumbass 'you said you wouldn't hurt him' nobody said that Alina but I get it you've been through a lot you're obviously not thinking love the cut, she's always cool 'miss starkov' you're in tsarist russia stfu ono I'm not prepared for this Kanej scene I need several minutes they're so perfect 'Jesper fixed your cane' I see you writers thinking they're clever omg Amita shivering from the cold babe I'm so proud of you you're so incredibly cool I love his little jaw movements before he says 'you were right' and her composing herself before turning around due to the shock of hearing these words from Kaz's mouth okay we've all talked about the voice break when he says 'she's real' so I will not dwell on it but it was beautiful the little head bend after he says 'and you' as if catching himself before saying 'and jesper' yes sir that was very convincing AAAAAHHHH IT'S HAPPENING I CAN'T COPE yeah okay fuck you I'm crying Kaz's expression at 'I can't go back to the Menagerie' being literally 'I can't believe

you think I'll ever let that happen' you fucking idiots I hate you and how much you love each other you are disgusting David so much so as breathes I love him Him saying 'Im going to place this around your neck' comedic genius David looks so sad my baby angel it's not your fault get that man's true name out of your mouth Starkov you're not supposed to know it let alone say it in front of other people aleksander this is the first time I've truly disliked you, you fucking asshole, Alina my love please don't believe him (why am I saying it like I haven't read the books and watched this already) LUKE HAVING ACTUAL TEARS IN HIS EYES AS HE PLACES THE ANTLERS AT HER NECK WHY IS HE SO GOOD AAAAAAAAA I didn't notice Ivan slowing her heart on my first watch, is that to reduce the pain ouch I am even more sad now okay Jessie you did it again Emmy time for all of these people okay the violin being sad and terrifying this is so good Luke being sad, Jessie literally crying I fucking can't do this anymore 'this is my power' 'but now I control it' really? that was the best you could do at this scene that is meant to have this great of an impact? him sort of pushing her down made me even more upset I'm so mad right now Freddie's microexpression with the eye when Inej says 'Jes has a point' Jessie looks so perfectly shell-shocked, I love them so so much the prosthetic's so gross, I love it so much DAISY HEAD IS THE PERFECT GENYA I WILL ACCEPT NO COMPLAINTS She brought me to tears and I love it Alina pointing out the Darkling's role in Genya's circumstances this early on, we love to see a well deserved call out it seemed very unlikely to me that Kaz would agree to go home empty handed but I do think it would make sense to cut their losses at a certain point I love the Kribirsk camp sets far too much, they seem to have literally leapt out of the books the darkling coming to see Mal seems very fanservice-ey and not at all adding to the plot in any way but I love it Archie bringing that youthful brashness to Mal that we all know he would have is wonderful mal calling the darkling 'shadow man' lmao I'm gonna cry 'you are a child' yeah Alek babe it's best you don't talk about that Alina is of the same age as he is I wanna go to Ben Barnes' school of nose acting because god damn Archie perfectly bringing to life Mal's realisation of the impact that Alina's immortality will bring to their life together oof sir you don't understand how perfect it is that Ben's eyes are actually that dark 'you'll wish you killed me here' it's okay honey you lost this one the Crows being the Crows I love them can we please have Jesper wearing the Zemeni man's red suit be a stepping stone to him wearing fancy clothes of outrageous colours like lime green and orange in the six of crows timeline because the fans will lose their shit and you know it Inej looking fucking fabulous in her suit I can't Kanej smiling at their crazy little bi son's antics okay can we talk about Milo literally saving the day because writer's room im looking at you you're a bunch of crazy mfers and I love you but I also hate you also I get that Mal's a tracker but would he actually have food in his pocket I know this joke has been made before but like Mal pretending to be asleep after waking the guard up is every teenager pretending to be asleep when their parents come to check on them in the middle of the night omg it's the scene those beautiful gauzy curtains at the door of the tent, I want them so bad 'you are special' he says standing stiffly at the door with a creepy inflection why am I suddenly an anti wtf I want his kefta so bad though 'my parents' I love that the show added her losing her parents to him as well because well it makes him even more villanous in her eyes doesn't it no matter what she might have felt for him uwu first fight as a couple (I'm kidding please stop) I love Jessie as Alina so much darkles don't even go off comparing being Grisha to being half-shu you can't compare experiences of being the other that interchangeably yes baby call him out on his

hypocrisy man I'm so conflicted like I understand his motivations and his story so well but like how is this helping okay but Alina's expression changing ever so slightly at him saying 'you and me' stop breaking my fucking heart assholes why is Jessie breaking my heart more on this watch than Ben did on the first one I knew it before he said it but I still gasped when he did on my first watch the little head tilt after he says it still with tears in his fucking eyes man I love this show this was the most devastating break up I have ever experienced and I will not accept any counter arguments okay actual villain time we love to see it sir please don't erotically remove her cloak you have long lost the right again I knew it before they said it but them saying it had me screaming WHAT A GLORIOUS EPISODE

#grishaverse #shadow and bone #netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #sab #the grisha trilogy #tgt #soc #grishaverse spoilers #shadow and bone spoilers #the grisha trilogy spoilers #netflix shadow and bone spoilers #six of crows spoilers #sab spoilers #soc spoilers #tgt spoilers #s1e7 #alina starkov #jessie mei li #the darkling #general kirigan #aleksander morozova #ben barnes #archie renaux #malyen oretsev #darklina #malina #kaz brekker #freddie carter #jesper fahey

[taleofharrison]

We can try | Luke Hemmings

Summary: Reader realizes she might be wrong about the idea he had about Luke. (College!AU)

Warnings: none really

Requested: Idea given by @girl-toxxic​

Word count: 1559

A/N: not sure if this is what you wanted but I like the way it. Also I’m crying over superbloom it was pure art and it was beautiful also Luke studies engineering as a major because I saw on twitter or here don’t remeber exactly that he was good at math and I think engineering involves a lot of math so yeah but whatever enjoy.

MASTERLIST HERE 

It had been a long month you had to change college because your dad got another job in other state and your family wanted you close to them changing school wasn’t hard since you had great grades it’s not that you were a the typical nerd cliché who avoided parties and everything that was fun you just had your priorities clear and partying wasn’t on the top of the list. It was hard to believe but you found a perfect balance between college fun and your studies.

You knew that adjusting to new teachers, new classmates and new buildings would be hard you felt nervous and anxious luckily on your first week you met Ashton who happened to share a class with you he even took you to the building where the class would take place he was nice and kind to you so when he told you he was part of a fraternity surprised a lot.

Your feelings had been hurt badly by a boy who belonged to one he was sweet at the beginning then his true colors showed and the relationship quickly became toxic and though you’d denied it, he was one of the reasons you agreed to transfer plus studying in California didn’t sound like a bad idea.

“Would you like to come to a party this Friday?” Ashton asked out of the blue as you two walked outside the classroom “my fraternity is organizing it”

“A party? At your frat house?” you questioned again “I don’t think that’s a good idea I have to study-”

“Don’t try to play the cliché nerd card here” he cut you off “I’ve seen you partying and honestly I don’t how you keep your grades”

“As flattered as I am by that” you smiled “I try to not hang out around frat boys anymore you’re an exception”

“Just because an asshole dude broke your heart it doesn’t mean all of us are like that” he said “Come on it’s gonna be fun bring a friend or two if you want and my friends are nice”

“Fine I trust you” you sighed in defeat. “I’ll be there”

“Awesome!” he giggled “guess I’ll see you there”

The day of the party came and you thought on making up an excuse not to go like you were sick or something but you just couldn’t bail on Ash he looked so happy when you agreed and he was one of your best friends. So, you decided to put on a little make up and just have fun.

When you got to the party Ashton rushed to hug you a red solo cup filled with what you thought was some kind of spiced punch he guided you through the crowd to meet his best friends.

“This is Michael” he pointed at the DJ and he just nodded in your direction “and this is Calum but I’m sure you’ve seen play football he’s the team captain”

Calum hugged like if you had been friends for a long time “Ashton talks a lot about you is great to finally meet you”

Aston chuckled at his friend’s behavior “Mind if I leave you alone? I have to look for someone”

“Not at all” you smiled “I think I’m going to get a drink”

You crossed the dancefloor to get your drink you recognized a guy there dancing, you’ve seen him around, he was on the football team with Calum you’ve never talked to him you only knew his last name was you knew who he was, you knew about his reputation he was really popular among the girls on the campus which only made you surer that you had avoid him.

“Hi” Luke spoke to you making you turn to face him “I’ve never seen you in my frat parties”

“Observant” you rolled your eyes “I’m just here for a friend”

“And would you like to go I don’t know somewhere a little bit more private?”

You were more than ready to turn down his offer when Ashton’s voice interrupted your encounter with Luke.

“Awesome now you’ve met all my friends” Ashton exclaimed wrapping around your shoulders.

“He’s your friend?” you questioned with wide eyes.

“Yeah and one of my best friends I must say” he said nonchalantly “now we can all hang out together”

Ashton left you alone once again this time with Luke “So you’re the famous Y/N Ashton always talks about…guess I’ll see you around” he chuckled once again.

Weeks have passed since the party and your friendship with Ash and his friends, however you had a wall you didn’t really put that much effort on getting to know Luke which hurt him he wanted to get to know you too, you seemed to be a pretty cool girl from what he could get.

A groan left Luke’s mouth once again “I can’t any of this mate” he complained to Calum.

“Then what did you choose to study engineering?” Calum asked clearly amused by his friend’s frustration.

“I don’t know it sounded like fun when I started” he answered “what am I gonna do? The finals begin in a month and I’m not getting any of this calculus shit”

“I can ask Y/N to help you” Ashton shrugged “she’s pretty good at this”

“Do you think she will?” he asked “she doesn’t seem to like that much”

“She’ll do it if I ask her” Ashton assured “and I know she even helps the classmates she dislikes; she likes to help”

“I guess that could work” Luke sighed “thanks mate”

Luke was the first on to admit that maybe he didn’t give a first good impression at the party plus people often talk about him in the hallways but he was heartbroken and he thought that maybe a bunch of girls and parties might help him out but he was wrong he realized that now, he realized how unhealthy it was and he had been trying to be and feel better.

You told Ashton you could start classes with Luke the next day, you wanted to make the most of this and to end with this quickly as time went by you found yourself getting to know Luke and you’d denied but you were thinking that maybe you should’ve been friends with him since the start. He even learned your coffee order so every time you met up to study, he already had yours.

“Why?” he asked out of the blue one day.

“Why what?” you questioned frowning not following what he meant to say.

“You always hang out with my friends, but you just try to avoid me or ignore me” Luke explained “my question is why, you seem to hate”

“I know you Luke, don’t wanna get hurt”

“You barely talk to me how can you say you know me?” Luke scoffed.

“You are the kind of guy who’s sweet and charming but at the end of the day girls are just another game for you to play”

“I get it now” Luke said connecting the dots together “some boy broke your heart and now you think I’m like your ex”

“Oh, and you aren’t?” you retorted.

Luke abruptly closed his book and picked up his stuff getting up from the table.

“What do you think you’re doing?” you demanded “Luke we haven’t finished”

“Oh, I think we have” he replied “You don’t know the first thing about me”

“Luke your exam is in a week and we still have to review-“

“Forget about it” he interrupted you “I think I can make it on my own thank you”

Needless to say Luke didn’t show up to the rest of your study sessions it disappointed and broke your heart just a little maybe you were wrong, maybe you shouldn’t have said those things, maybe you misjudged him.

A week after the finals Luke came to your apartment you were pretty shocked when you saw him with your coffee order in hand, but you let him in anyways.

“I brought you this” he said giving you the coffee “I hope you haven’t changed your usual order”

“It’s perfect” you smiled “What are you doing here?”

“I haven’t seen you around” he shrugged “which is weird since you’re always with my mates and I wanted to tell you that I got 80% in my calculus final and I’m sure it could’ve been higher if we had kept studying so thank you for that couldn’t have done it without you”

“It was nothing” you said “I like to help”

“I also want to say I’m sorry” he said “I was rude to you and you just wanted to help and-“

“I should be the one apologizing” you interrupted him “I misjudged you and I should’ve gotten to know you more I shouldn’t have assumed you were like my ex”

“In your defense I didn’t give you good first impression at that party” he said “you were heartbroken you just wanted to protect your heart, I get it been there”

You nodded looking down.

“Let me make it up to you” he offered “let me take you celebrate I didn’t fail calculus because of you let’s get a drink”

“As in a date maybe?” you teased.

“If you want it to be a date…”

“I’d like it to be date” you said making you both smile.

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[calpalirwin]

B.U.B

Summary: Everyone got more than they bargained for when Ashton started dating Sam.

A/N: Ugh, this is such a bittersweet moment. The official end of my brain child with @creator-appreciator​ and our new trope: back up boyfriend (BUB). But what an appropriate note to end on: a wedding! If you haven’t read it, or need a refresher, be sure to catch all 5 previous parts of BUB under the miscellaneous portion of my masterlist!

Disclaimer: Not a poly!sos series!

Content: General bub tom-foolery wedding edition!

Word Count: 2k on the nose!

And away, and away we go!

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Part 6

“Lazy day?” Ashton asked from his spot on the couch next to Calum when Sam came downstairs in leggings and a tank top.

“Nope!” she grinned at him. “Going dress shopping with the bubs and the girls.”

“Is it really a bub outing if I’m not there?” Calum asked.

“Wait, you’re not going?” Ashton asked, looking over at his friend. “What are you doing here, then?”

“Misery loves company?”

“Oh, you are not miserable!” Sam scoffed. “You’re just pouting because I told you you can’t come.”

“I don’t pout. I just find it unfair that you banished me from a bub activity.”

“It’s not a bub activity. It’s a wedding party activity. Of which, you are not technically a part of.”

“Princess, you’re forgetting a crucial piece of intel. And it’s that I am the party.”

“You’re still not coming, bub.”

Calum narrowed his eyes at her. “Have fun talking Luke out of glitter.”

“Have fun not knowing what the dress looks like,” she taunted back. Sam swiftly pressed a kiss to Calum’s cheek before kissing Ashton. “Have a good day, boys.”

“Bye, baby. Have fun,” Ashton told her while Calum sunk lower in his seat, crossing his arms over his chest.

~~~

“So, these are the colors,” Sam explained, pictures spread across the kitchen table, everybody listening intently. “The girls got their dresses and they are stunning! But all four of you still need to go get your tuxes. And when you do, take this color! This is the color!” She held up the photo in question, looking around at who she trusted most to hold on to it.

“I got it,” Calum said, snatching the picture out of her fingers. “Is there a different color you want Ash’s? Or mine for that matter?”

“No. Same color’s fine for you and Fletch too.”

“You don’t want him to match your dress?”

“Oh, her dress is beautiful!” Luke teased, seeing his opportunity and taking it. “Makes her look like a princess, Cal.”

“A queen, dumbass…” Michael sighed.

“Whatever. Point is, it’s a beautiful dress, and she looks amazing in it!”

“If you’re not this excited when we get married, I’m leaving you at the altar,” Sierra teased.

“You should leave him now,” everyone joked.

“Hey!”

“Oh! And Fletch! The flowers. Can you give this to Bryce down at the shop?”

“Yeah, I’ll give it to him next time I see him.”

“Good, good. And when is your family getting here?”

“Not til like the week of the wedding, wh- oh shit, Harry’s suit. Uh, I’ll tell him to go to a tailor to get his measurements and I’ll bring that with me when we all go get fitted.”

“Which you’re doing when?”

“When would you like us to do that, baby?”

Sam grinned, “You're so smart sometimes, Fletch. Can you guys go soon? Like next week?”

“You got it,” the boys saluted her. “Anything else?”

~~~

“Fletch!” Sam hollered from the backyard.

“What?!” Ashton asked, running to her, only to find her sitting beside the garden he’d been planting. “What are you doing?” he giggled.

“Trying to teach myself how to garden,” she stated.

“Mhm… why?”

“Because, Fletch!”

“Do you need help?”

“Yes! None of this makes sense!”

“What do you mean it doesn’t make sense?” he giggled again, coming to sit beside her.

“This!” She flashed the packet of flower seeds in her hand. “Plant in the warm season. What does that even mean? It’s California! It’s always warm season!”

“Why is this something you want to do?”

“Because it’s something you like doing, and I thought I would surprise you by doing it with you.”

“Aww! You don’t have to.”

“But I want to! It can be our thing!”

“So, if I take you to Home Depot right now, we can put some gardening stuff I’ve wanted on our wedding registry?” Ashton asked hopefully.

“Who needs fancy china anyway?”

“God, you’re the best! Okay, let’s go.”

“Wait!”

“What?”

“Call the guys. We might need help.”

A half hour later Sam was talking the ear off of a Home Depot employee. “So he wants to plant like real stuff. Like tomatoes, you know? But I think other stuff would look really good too. Like regular flowers and such. So, my question to you, is what would be the best things to plant if we were going to plant them, say, later this afternoon? What would we need?”

“Uh… I can show you what’s popular?” the clerk offered, either feeling completely out of their element or intimidated by the woman with all her questions and posse of 4 giant Aussie men.

“Lead the way!” Sam chirped.

“Oh, um, you wouldn’t happen to have those scanners for wedding registries, would you?” Ashton put in as they all started walking across the store to the garden section.

“You want to register for your wedding at Home Depot, sir?”

“Yes, please.”

“You don’t want to register at IKEA, or like a Target?”

“Nope! You guys got some great stuff here.”

“Okay…”

The wedding registry aspect of it proved to be useless as anything Ashton scanned, Calum, Luke, or Michael immediately grabbed with a “What? I want one too…”

“So, this is probably a crazy question, but c-can I be invited to your wedding? Like… nobody's going to believe me that this happened. That a couple registered here. I just… I gotta see what type of wedding would be thrown by people who register at Home frickin’ Depot,” the clerk asked as they rang everything up.

Sam hummed as she dug around in her purse, pulling out a small card and handing it over. “Yeah! Of course! I didn’t end up liking this design, but it’s got all the important information on it, so I hope this’ll do.”

“Holy crap, thank you!”

“Of course! Thanks for dealing with us.”

“You just carry invitations around in your purse?” Ashton asked Sam.

“You don’t?”

“I don’t have a purse… I have pockets.”

Sam rolled her eyes. “Just help the bubs.”

~~~

“Okay, my bachelor party and your bachelorette party,” Ashton started. “How do you want to do this? Cuz I know I have groomswomen, but I want my boys there too. And I imagine you probably want the same thing of wanting your bubs and your girls. So… separate weekends or joint party?”

“Joint party would just be a regular hang out.”

“Yeah but like… in a cabin in the mountains. Away from everything. Or separate weekends. You get everyone to do your thing with. Then I get everyone to do my thing.”

“But then we don’t get each other. And with a joint party we do.”

“I think the point of bachelor and bachelorette parties is so that way we’re not around each other, baby.”

“Then why’d you suggest a joint party, Fletch?”

“I didn’t. I was just laying out all the options.”

“Mhm… sure. A likely story.”

“Okay, I might be hoping that you pick a joint party because I think that’d be fun. A nice getaway with my closest friends and future wife. What could be better than that?”

“You do make a pretty good case.”

“So, joint party?”

“Joint party!”

The end of the month found the eight friends and Harry standing around in a cabin. “First order of business!” Sam declared. “Room assignments. Ashton and I get the master room. The rest are up for grabs. Second order of business! Once you find your room, come back with all the blankets and pillows so we can make our fort.”

“A fort?” Harry snickered. “What are you, twelve?”

“Aw, c’mon,” Ashton nudged his kid brother. “You’ve seen the pictures of our forts, haven’t you?”

“Oh, that’s like a for real thing? Thought it was a joke.”

“Fort Luke Sucks Balls is most certainly real. And for this weekend, you are an honorary member,” Sam told him with a bright smile.

“Uh… thanks? I think?”

~~~

“Mike… you were right,” Luke breathed as Sam turned around in her dress. “You do look like a queen, sweetheart.”

Sam blushed. “Thanks, partner.”

“You saw her try it on in the store last week,” Michael told Luke. “Idiot…”

“Well, yeah! But not with her hair all done up, and make up.”

“You’re right. Still an idiot, but you’re right. Wanna make a bet for when Ash starts crying?”

“Hmm…” Luke thought. “Tears up when she walks down the aisle, full on sobbing through his vows.”

“Oh, definitely with you on him tearing up when she comes down the aisle. But I’m betting he just does that thing where he clears his throat a lot rather than the blubbering during the vows.”

“Alright. So if I win, we have to change Fort Luke Sucks Balls.”

“And when you lose, a name change can never be proposed again by you.”

“Deal.”

The blondes shook hands to cement the agreement, each one certain they’d win while Sam rolled her eyes. A bet the was rendered null and void when Ashton A.) teared up when Sam came down the aisle, and B.) cleared his throat a grand total of 107 times (Michael counted) before quietly breaking down during Sam’s vows.

“I now pronounce you Hubasaurus Fletch, and Wifeysaurus Babe,” Calum announced. “Now kiss your bride before you start crying again.”

Ashton gave a half sobbed laugh, before cupping Sam’s face in his hands and ducking his head down to give her the world’s most heartfelt kiss.

~~~

“Alright,” Calum said into a microphone, getting the toasts started. “Hi, everyone, I’m Calum Hood. The wedding officiant, and only guest speaker for this evening.”

“The sensation!” Michael called out loudly, his hands cupped around his mouth.

“The bodacious!” Luke joined in.

“Ccccccaaaaaalllllllluuuuummmmmmm Hhhhhooooooooooooodddddd!” the group of friends all whooped, drumming their hands on the table.

“Okay, thank you!” Calum said with a squishy cheeked grin. “So, as you can imagine we all love Ashton and Sam so much. And when deciding this part of the night, we all wanted a chance to say something. But, we ultimately decided that a lot of our stories would overlap and that it would be too long, so I’m doing it on behalf of all of us. So, it goes without saying Ash, that you’re like a big brother to us guys. I don’t think it’s a stretch of the imagination to say that we wouldn’t be the people we are without you in our lives. And we’ll never be able to thank you enough for accepting a random Facebook message from a kid you didn’t know and helping us become what we are. And then there’s Princess Sam. Sorry, Queen Sam. I have never been happier to be proved wrong in my entire life. I’ve never been happier to have been wrong about thinking you were just some girl that wouldn’t matter in a couple of months. And I deeply apologize for everything I did in those first few months. In these last 5 years I’ve gotten to know you, it’s very easy to see the woman that stole my best friend’s heart. Because you stole all of ours too. And if I say anything else, I’m gonna end up like Ash here, so I’ll just end this by saying that I’ll forever be grateful that you two found each other, because it’s been nothing short of incredible. Here’s to the best years.”

Calum raised his glass, everyone else following suit, while Luke and Michael hopped up on stage next to Calum. Michael grabbed the microphone out of Calum’s hands while Luke got situated with a guitar. “Perfect toast for a perfect couple, Cal. And perfect segway into the newly announced Mr. and Mrs. Ashton Irwin’s first dance! Hit it, Luke!”

While Luke started strumming the opening chords to Best Years, Ashton led Sam out to the dance floor, spinning her in a slow circle before pulling her close. “I love you so much, baby,” he whispered for only her to hear.

“I love you too, Fletch. So fuckin’ much.”

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[trashgoblin81]

The Winchesters and The girl

 Supernatural x OC 

Summary: Sky meets the boys for an unexplained murder. read to find out what happens.

Warnings: Cussing,death, sexual thoughts. let me know if i missed anything.

A/N:  I do not own supernatural but i do own the character. like for a part 2. I’m pretty bad at writing so if you have any thoughts or ideas please hmu.

I’m so tired. This last case tired me out.  I had to deal with a ghost, a very pissed off ghost might i add. This bitch wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone. Her name was Lilian Micheals, she passed away in the 1800′s, she was a rich farm girl that was ran over by a cultivator. She kept killing people at this plantation in the middle of the night, so i wasn’t able to get much sleep.  Not to mention the people she decided to haunt were rich, stuck up, assholes. But that’s alright, that didn’t stop me from stealing this beautiful necklace. 

It’s a sapphire necklace, real sapphire, I could sell it for money. Being a hunter is hard, which means credit card fraud and stealing. A girl has to get around somehow,  and you know what they say, a beautiful sapphire necklace is a girls best friend.   

For right now i’ll just get another drink. That is why I’m sitting at this bar, asking the bartender for another shot of vodka. 

“Long day, sweetheart?” said a blonde haired man. He was handsome,very handsome. He had emerald eyes and jaw line that could cut you. I want that jaw line to cut me.

“You don’t know the half of it.” I said. “What’s your name handsome?” 

He chuckled and held out his hand. “Dean, What about you sweetheart?” 

“Sky” I said as I took his hand in mine. “So tell me Dean, what is a man like you doing in a place like this? Surely your girlfriend is worried.” 

Dean smiled, “not really, considering I’m single, my brother on the other hand, he might be scared. He’s the soft type, the type that gets scared by little things, ya know.”  

I smiled at him. I was about to say something when a woman rushed in screaming.

“Help me, Help me please! He isn’t breathing! He was attacked! Please, oh God please help me!” she screamed.

 A couple of people looked at her like she was insane while everyone else thought she was drunk. Dean and I jumped up at the same time and started walking over to where she was. She started to run out of the bar and we chased her.

“excuse me, ma’am, come back, we can help!” I yelled as we chased her.

She stopped and looked at us, she was sobbing uncontrollably.  

Dean put his hand on her shoulder. “It’s okay sweetheart, calm down, can you do that, explain to us what happend.” 

“I don’t know, I couldn’t find my husband, so i walked out of the bar looking, and when i came down this alley he was-” she cut herself off by crying even harder, “I should have never taken my eyes off him. Oh God, Harold, I’m so sorry” 

“okay can you lead us to this alley?” I said. 

She nodded as she leaded us down the alley. That’s when we saw him and sure enough, he was laying there, dead. He looked as if a wild animal attacked him. She knelled beside him and held his face, sobbing even harder.

“I’m gonna call 911, Okay” Dean said to me as he stepped away. 

I hugged her for a little bit. Then, I got up and started to walk over to Dean.

“...well apparently not Sam! The son of a bitch is still alive and it just killed this girl’s husband.” I heard Dean say.  “Yeah, try and get your ass over here, we have more work to do!” 

Dean turned around and saw me standing there. He gave me a look. We heard sirens and saw flashing lights. 

“Agent what are you doing here so quickly?” the sheriff said.  

At first i thought he was talking to me until Dean spoke up. “his wife led me to him.” he said.

“Ah, I see, well, you know the drill, we have to evacuate the area.” the sheriff said to Dean as the other officer tried to get the woman off her husband.

“No, please, please let me stay with him, please!” she wailed.

“Ma’am, they can’t help him if you are in the crime scene, come with me.” i said walking over to her.

She looked at him and stood up, there was blood all over her shirt and jacket. “Okay, Please find who did this to him” she said taking my hand.

We walked past the cops and Dean. I made eye contact with Dean, there was something weird about him.

“I think i have a shirt you can wear in my bag.”  I said as we walked over to my car. I opened the trunk and grabbed my duffel, I searched for my black Guns and Roses shirt. “So whats your name?” i said.

“Molly, Molly Williams.” she said sniffling.

“Well Molly, My name is Sky Walker. Its nice to meet you.” I said handing her my shirt.

“Like Luke and Leia?” She asked.

I chuckled. “Everyone asks that. My real name is Sylvia, but i don’t like it that much, so i go by Sky.” 

“Oh.” she said.

I saw a yellow taxi pull up,a tall man with long hair got out and walked over to a Impala.  “Why don’t you go to the bathroom and get cleaned up and i’ll meet you in there.” I said as she nodded. 

I saw Dean walk over to the taller man. I  shut the truck and started to walk over to the both of them. 

“So now what Dean? We have no idea where he went!” the taller man said.

“ Maybe you should of check if it was dead before you left Sammy.” Dean told the Man. 

“You’re blaming this on me?! You were there too Dean, you could’ve check too!” he said. 

I heard them arguing when i got over to them. 

“What are you guys talking about?” I asked.

“Nothing Sweetheart.” Dean told me. 

“Really cause it sounds to me like two hunters failed to kill a werewolf.” i said. They both looked at me in shock and confusion. 

“Wait,” Dean said, “You’re a-” 

“Hunter, yes I am and a very damn good one, better then you two apparently. So, how are we gonna fix this?” I said cutting him off.

“Do you two know each other or something?” the taller man asked. “cause i can leave and let you two figure this out.” 

“Uh, no need Sammy and what is this us you’re talking about?” Dean asked you.

“ Look clearly, you and Sammy didn’t do your job correctly, let me help.” I said.

“Uh, It’s Sam, Sam Winchester, You already know Dean.” Sam said sticking out his hand, staring at Dean.

“Oh, The Winchesters, Nice.” I said grabbing Sam’s hand. “Sky Walker, nice to meet you.”

Dean smiled and spoke up saying “Like-” 

“If you say it, i might just punch you” I said irritated.

“Okay, why don’t we go to the place we buried the werewolf, see if its really alive” Sam said.

“And if it is, what are we gonna do? kill it again?” Dean said looking at Sam.

“Yeah.” Sam said.

“I can’t believe that you two are feared by almost everyone and everything. I’ll follow you.” I said as i started walking back to my car. 

They were actually really handsome in my opinion. They both were built and i would be dammed if their faces weren’t anything to ride on. I mean come on Dean, the older brother, very handsome and a face you could ride till the crack of dawn. And Sam, the younger brother, also very handsome and shoulders you want to wrap your legs around. This wasn’t gonna be so hard.

I got in my car and followed them. It was a short ride to basically the middle of no where. They slowly pulled into this field. We parked and i saw Dean get out of the car. He walked over to my window, i rolled it down.

“We buried him over there, Sam is gonna check to see if there is still a body” Dean said looking over at Sam.

“Shouldn’t we be over there helping him?” I said.

“Sam’s a big boy, right now i wanna know about you sweetheart.” he said looking at me.

“Guys, you might wanna come and look at this.” Sam said calling us over.

“I’m sorry Dean, Looks like your big boy needs us over there.” I said while rolling up my window and turning my car off. Dean smirked at me and opened my door for me. “What a Gentlemen.” I said sarcastically. Dean and i started walking over to Sam.

When we got there Dean looked down at the grave and said, “well would you look at that, the son of a bitch is still here.”

I looked at Sam then back at the grave.

“Maybe you guys stumbled upon a wolf pack.” I said looking between the both of them.

“Awesome.” Dean said grumpily.

“Lets just go back to the hotel and think about it, Dean.” Sam said as Dean started to walk back to the cars. “You wanna come back to the motel with us?” Sam asked me.

“You asked that like i wasn’t gonna follow you.” i said as Sam and i walked back to the cars.

I got in my car and soon enough i was at their motel room with them. It was a place to sleep but I wouldn’t necessarily say good, in my opinion it was very sketchy.

“Well you guys just picked the worst motel in Wisconsin, didn’t you?” I said looking back at the two boys who were sitting at the table by the window.

“Hey, i do see you staying anywhere at the moment, so don’t come after us for actually having a place to sleep, Okay.” Dean said.

“I don’t have a room to sleep in because i just got finished with a hunt in Ashland jackass, thats why in here in Sawyer.” I said looking back at Dean.

“Okay, no offence, but can you both shut up?” Sam asked.

i sat down on one of the beds. ‘So much for letting me help’ i thought. i just looked around. the wall was one of the ugliest things i have seen.It was shit green, with trees painted on it. And don’t get me started on the beds, how could anyone sleep on them. they were hard as a rock. And there was this weird stain on the floor. 

“So get this...” the sound of Sam’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. “There is a thing as wolf packs but they aren’t found around here. They are mostly found around Wyoming.”

“What the fuck? Then what the hell attacked that man and stole his fucking heart?” I said. 

“Well potty mouth, maybe we could go back and see the security cameras?” Dean said.

I just kinda stared at him, I couldn’t believe we didn’t think of that earlier. My head is somewhere else and it’s probably cause of these hunks of brothers.

“Why didn’t we do that earlier?” i said. 

“Alright, so lets go down there and see what we can find!” Dean said.

“Okay well, my tank is almost empty, can i ride with you?” I asked.

“well im surprised,you seem like the type that doesn’t ask.” Dean said.

“And you seem like the type that has to pay child support, but we are all full of surprises, right?” I said. Dean gave me look, like he was staring into my soul, meanwhile Sam was laughing his ass off. 

“Shut up Sam.” Dean said irritated while walking out of the room with his keys in his hands.

Sam slowly stopped laughing, standing up following Dean to the car, I followed Sam. Dean had already started the car and Sam got in the passenger seat. I opened the door and got in the back.

It was quiet when we pulled out of the motel and on to the highway. 

“So,” Sam said trying to break the ice “how did you become a hunter, Sky?” 

“I’ve been hunting since i was 14.” I said awkwardly. I’m not a big fan of talking about my past.

“Does your family know about it?” Dean asked while looking at me in the rear view mirror. 

“Uh,” I said trying my best not to get irritated. “My family is kinda, uh, dead.” 

The boys got really quiet. It was a thick silence.

“I’m sorry, we lost our family also.” Sam said. He was sweet and caring, that i could tell just by looking at him.

“Don’t be sorry, it was a long time ago.” I said. 

“Well if you don’t mind me asking, What happend sweetheart?” Dean asked.

“When i was 4 years old, uh, someone broke into my house. It was me and my 8 month old little sister, My older brother was spending the night at one of his friends houses.” I said taking a deep breath.

“They came up to my mother and fathers room, where my little sister was and shot my mother then killed my father by bashing his head in. I went in the room and saw them on the floor.”

“Oh my God!” Dean said breathless. “That’s horrible.” 

“That was just my parents, it got worse when i got older.” I said, I was hoping and praying that this ride would be over soon enough. And just as i hoped we were here at the police station.

“Okay, so am I going in with you? I have an FBI badge?” i said.

“You can go in, we can tell them we got more back up.” Dean said.

“Alright, lets go then” I said. 

We all got out of the car and walked into the station. You could tell that everyone there was stressed. 

“Agent Lincoln, Agent John, Im guessing you are here to see the Sheriff?” the deputy. “Who is this?” He said pointing to me.

“We decided that we needed back up so this is Agent-” Sam said but i cut him off.

“Agent Saunders” I said showing my badge. “We need to see the security footage from the crime scene earlier.” 

“You wanna see footage of a murder that happened at 11:30 at night? When it’s..” The deputy looked at his watch, “3 in the morning?” 

“Is that gonna be a problem, deputy?” Dean said looking at him with a confused look.

“No Sir,  right this way.” he said leading the three of us the the back. We were led to a room with a TV and a VHS tape player. The deputy walked over to a basket on a shelf in the corner. He pulled out a tape marked ‘WILLIAMS’.

“Here you go agents, I have to get back to my desk, now but do what you need to.” The deputy said, he looked a little nervous as he walked back to the front. 

“That was weird.” I said.

Sam picked up the tape and put it in the player. we saw the murder and the murderer. 

“Oh Come on, Really!” Dean said. I agree with him, out of everything that could of killed this man, why was it this?

Like for part 2!

one of my closes friends gave me the title, lol

Taglist: 

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#supernatural fandom #supernatural x oc #dean winchester #sam winchester #winchester boys #supernatural #to be continued #dean winchester smut #sam winchester smut #sam and dean

[runpogorun]

Desolation

For @iampietromaximoff

Written for the Daredevil/Defenders Exchange, for the prompt, ‘Desolation.’ This also fills the ‘It’s nice to see you again’ square on my Daredevil bingo card @daredevilbingo.

Read it here on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21435688/chapters/51076810

“Are we done, Detective?”

“You’re free to go, Miss Jones. But don’t go too far. And tell us if anything pertinent comes to mind.”

“I know the drill.” She pushed up from the table. “I’ll let myself out.”

In the hallway. “Jessica.” 

She shoved straight past, not looking at Danny. “No. I’m done.”

“Jess. Jess!” 

“Let her go.” That was Luke.

Just walk. One foot in front of the other. Through one set of doors then the next. Down the steps, towards her apartment. Scuffing, sometimes, on the uneven sidewalk. This was not how it was meant to go. Just once couldn’t it be okay? Couldn’t everything just fucking work out? She walked away from the precinct as fast as she could, without drawing attention. There was plenty of action, a few blocks away people, ambulances, police cars. All clustered around that building. But what was the point? The damage was done. He was gone. 

She wasn’t fucking going to cry over some loser she’d only known a couple of days.

Not a loser. A person with a life. Fuck.

She needed something normal. Like bourbon. And a blackout.

A week later, she got a text.

Hey Jess, Luke & me R going 2 meet up, maybe meditate then spar. Wanna come?

He must have been fucking high.

She rolled over and shoved her phone away. When she woke up, she blocked his number.

Luke found her, eventually, weeks later, in a dive bar.

“How many places did you search in, asshole?”

“How are you, Jess?”

“I do better without small talk.”

He nodded. “Mind if I stay here and drink?”

“It’s a free country. For the moment, anyway.”

She swirled the pisswater in her glass and threw it back. It seared in her veins. She kicked idly at the bar and focused on the task at had. Which was, of course, forgetting. Always trying and failing to forget.

“You know,” Luke started, but she cut him off.

“What do you want with me, Cage? Cos I don’t have anything for you. Nada.” She spread her hands, showing him her empty palms.

He turned towards her. “Jess,” he said, quiet and low. Then he stopped and dropped his head, breathed in and out. “I don’t know. I don’t know that I want anything, I just…”

“Say hi to Claire for me,” she said, voice flat. She slipped off her stool and threw some crumpled bills from her pocket onto the bar. Pam swooped in without seeming to move, sweeping away the money, giving the bar a cursory wipe and vanishing again.

“She left.”

Jess shrugged. “People leave.”

“How’s Trish?”

“We’re not doing this.” One foot in front of the other, out the doors.

Out into life that never gave her a fucking break. Life that startled her with its beauty, with its hidden depths and its sheer persistence. It might be just chance and time that allowed life to start in the first place, but once it started and had a toe hold it was really hard to snuff out. Life of infinite, branching variety. 

Life that gave and took away. Life that gave Trish the ability to help people, the brains to do that wisely, and the mother to screw her head up.

Life of cruelty.

Life that fucked over the one person Jess really loved. 

Jessica couldn’t save her.

Jess stood there on that bare and freezing dock, watching the helicopter disappear, and she felt herself, paper thin, tear in two. 

When she finally saw him, she froze for an instant in shock. She had heard he was back, impossible not to know. But he was also in her dive bar, just outside the kitchen. It wasn’t by accident.

He didn’t acknowledge her presence as she slid onto the bar stool beside him and nodded at Pam, the bartender. It was only after she had a glass in one hand and the bottle on the bar in front of her, and she’d taken her first slug, that she swiveled to face him.

“I could have used a lawyer who wasn’t completely deranged.”

Matt laughed hoarsely, didn’t turn her way. “That might have ruled me out. It’s nice to see you again.” He had one hand resting on his cane, folded up on the bartop. That didn’t seem sanitary.

“You’re fucking hi-la-ri-ous.” She swiveled back.

“You kiss your mother with that mouth?”

“I might, if she wasn’t dead.” She stared at her own reflection in the grimy mirror above the bar.

Matt shook his head and turned part way towards her, face tipped a little down.

“I’m sorry, Jess.”

“Your dead dad. My dead mother. Whatever.”

“No, I mean I’m sorry. For everything.”

She breathed in sharply through her nose, held it, breathed out slowly. Shrugged. Drank. “You’d better not be a zombie ninja. Cos I have had it with that shit.”

“Not a zombie. The ninja part?” He tapped his fingers on the cane.

“Yeah, well, I think we both know better than that.”

“Stick,” he began, swallowed. “And Elektra. They…”

“There’s a lot of people in that club.” She held up her glass, and he clinked his against it.

“Do you really need a lawyer? I’m practicing again.”

“I know you are. And it wasn’t for me.” Jess emptied her glass. “It’s too late, anyway.” Her traitorous heart was beating hard in her chest, and she knew Matt could tell. She topped up both their glasses, slopping a bit on the bartop.

They drank in silence for a while, and slowly Jess relaxed. Her chest hurt a little, but he was so warm and alive and he wasn’t expecting anything of her. Occasionally, he’d tilt his head and half-smile to himself.

“Hear anything interesting?” she asked.

Matt huffed. “Depends on your definition. But, since you ask, want to get out of here?”

She turned to study him, the cocky smirk, one elbow leaning on the bar. Why the fuck not. “Sure. My place. Yours gives me the creeps.”

“Yours got roof access?”

“No.”

“Damn.”

“We can’t all be lawyers.”

“Thank god for that.”

#pogowrites #Jessica Jones #dd2020nye #daredevilexchange

[bards-witcher]

Oh! In that case, ohmtoonz lockerroom after a football game in which they get hot and steamy in the shower (Both are already boyfriends, not one of those "And he walked into so-and-so's stall yada yada yada" things if you understand what I mean). Sorry if I'm too specific. Thanks in advance!

Hey! I’m sorry this took so long, but I hope this is what you asked for :D

This is like my 3rd time writing smut so I apologize if it’s bad :/ I’m trying to work on it I swear XD

Warning: Explicit

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[Luke POV]

He kept on a smile as he answered question after question from various student bodies about their latest victory, one that signified them as this season’s champions and himself as the player of the season.

Under normal circumstances, he’d be happy to answer any and every question people wanted to interview him with, but he knew he had someone waiting for him back in the locker room, someone who would probably chew him out for taking so long.

The rest of the team had already made it inside to begin clearing up, each of them eager to go and celebrate in their own way, leaving him as the only person bar the coach and a few straggling students left on the field.

As soon as the woman in front of him said she was done with her questions he turned to run in the direction of the locker rooms, ignoring the other couple of people who had begun to approach him in an effort to speak to him.

When he finally got inside he wasn’t surprised to see it empty, sure in the fact that everyone had already been and gone. However, for a fleeting moment, he thought that Ryan may have already left, and he felt a slight painful tug at his chest at the thought, but it was then he heard that one of the showers were still on. Without wasting another moment, he disrobed, quickly grabbing his towel before making his way to the shower in question.

He pulled back the curtain to see Ryan leaning with one arm against the wall, his head resting against it and letting out a small whine as he fucked himself with three fingers. His breath hitched at the sight, unsure whether to look at Ryan fucking himself or how his face would twist in pleasure when he hit his prostate just right.

He cast his towel to the side and began to palm himself, more than happy to watch the scene in front of him. However, he couldn’t stop his muttered curse when a particular movement had the smaller man letting out a muffled cry into his arm, and he soon found Ryans’ eyes on him, hating how he felt his dick twitch in his hand at the fact that he was caught.

Ryan just gave him a breathy smile before pulling his fingers out of him and moved away from the wall to instead walk towards him. As soon as the smaller man was close enough he reached forward to pull him close against him, ignoring Ryan’s protest as he gently kissed him.

He tried to deepen the kiss by moving his tongue across Ryans’ bottom lip, only the younger man just laughed a little before pulling away, but not without looping his arms around his neck to keep them close.

“You took your time”

He just rolled his eyes as he ducked his head to begin pressing gentle kisses across Ryans’ jaw, the other man leaning his head back to give him more access.

“Not my fault everyone and their mum wanted to talk to me”

“Mmmm, my star player” Ryan then pulled him away from his throat so that he could lean forward to kiss him, this time he easily opened his mouth to grant him access which he eagerly explored, all the while slowly moving them so that they were under the showers spray.

Now it was his turn to pull away, aiming a warm smile at the other man whilst his hand came up to cup at his cheek.

“Well, if it wasn’t for that fuckin’ legendary tier throw you gave me we wouldn’t have won, so if anything, you’re the star player here” Ryan simply chuckled, giving him a bright smile whilst he felt a hand begin to tease through his hair.

“You sure know what to say to make a guy swoon” With the grip in his hair Ryan pulled him closer to connect their lips again, it was slow and languid and perfect, but a hand beginning to stroke his dick caused him to pull away slightly to let out a breathy moan, now moving his hands to somewhat balance himself against the smaller man.

“I see you changed your mind on fuckin’ in the showers then”

He couldn’t help but laugh at the disgusted look on Ryans’ face, the younger man casting a disdainful look around the shower.

“No, they’re still gross as fuck, but I figured you earned a treat”

“You’re enough of a treat on your own” Ryan only rolled his eyes before giving him a stare that almost challenged him.

“Well, in that case let’s go back to mine and fuck instead,” with a smirk on his face Ryan started to move past him and out of the shower, however, he was quick to react, grabbing the smaller man and caging him against the wall “There’s the Luke I know and love”

With a growl he leaned down to bring Ryan into a kiss, one that lacked the warmth they’d shared earlier, now it was fierce and fuelled with lust.

His hands brushed against Ryans’ sides as they traveled down his body before coming to rest on his ass, giving a harsh squeeze and earning a moan from the other man, before he lifted him up. Ryan was helpless but to wrap his arms around his neck to try and balance himself as he quickly wrapped his legs around his waist.

For a moment they stood there, his hands still roughly grabbing at the smaller man’s ass, his movements causing both of their dicks to rub against each other, earning breathy moans from both of them, but soon his body made it known how tired it was, so he quickly separated the gap between them and the nearest wall.

As soon as Ryans’ back touched the wall the other man pulled away from him slightly with a shout, trying to edge himself as far away from the wall as he could.

“What’s wrong, Ry?” The younger man simply stared at him as if he should already know the answer.

“I am NOT touching that wall, it’s fucking disgusting”

All he could do was put on his best puppy dog look as he pressed gentle kisses against the other man’s face.

“But babe, my legs are fuckin’ sore after the game, can’t hold you up on my own for long”

“Well then put me down and I’ll turn around” He felt Ryan try to move out of his hold, but he held tight until eventually, the other man stopped with a huff “You know you have to let me go right?”

Ryan giggled a little when he still made no move to let him go, any further protest he quickly silenced with a kiss before pulling away to look back up at the smaller man, trying his best to ignore the slight shake that had come to his legs.

“But you know how much I like lookin’ at you, you’re so fuckin’ beautiful, ‘specially when you’re so far gone all you can do scream my name.” He then began to kiss along Ryans’ throat, as if to reinforce this fact, but there was still no reply from the other man “Please, Ry? ‘m the star player after all”

He was still peppering kisses against the younger man’s throat, his teeth beginning to tease at the skin to leave slightly reddened areas, but it wasn’t until he felt a hand begin to card through his hair that he knew he had won.

With a moan he leaned forward to suck a large, dark red mark into Ryans’ throat before leaning back to look at it proudly, noting how breathless the smaller man already seemed to be.

Without waiting for a response, he once again moved forward to rest the younger man against the wall, ignoring the slight look of disgust on Ryans’ face to instead bring him into a kiss to placate him somewhat.

Using one hand to keep a tight hold of Ryan, the other trailed down so that he could gingerly press a couple of fingers into him, smiling into the kiss at the moan that reverberated through the other man, who was then quick to pull away from him.

“Quit being a tease and fuck me already, already made me wait long enough”

He pressed a final kiss against Ryans’ lips before moving away, carefully pulling his fingers out before grabbing a hold of his dick, stroking it a couple of times before lining it up so that his tip was only very slightly pressing against Ryans’ hole.

With a small nod from the other man, he slowly began to push in, letting out a small hiss at how tight Ryan was. Apparently, he was going too slow, as he was only about halfway in before the other man rolled his hips slightly to take more of him in, and with a curse he rested his forehead against Ryans’ shoulder, only causing the other man to laugh slightly.

“What did I say about being a tease, Luke?”

He let out a huff of laughter as he pressed a couple of kisses against Ryans’ shoulder.

“Here I am tryin’ to be a gentleman and yet you seem set on ruinin’ the fun early”

“Oh, quit exaggerating, and for the last time fuck me before I leave you here and go home and fuck myself”

Without another word he slid the rest of the way in, only stopping when he was fully seated inside of Ryan, the other man helpless but to let out a loud cry at the treatment.

Despite Ryans’ demands he knew the other man needed some time at least to adjust, at least, that’s what he told himself, and it totally wasn’t the fact that he was about three seconds away from coming himself.

He leaned up to kiss Ryan, biting at the other man’s lower lip to ask for entry, which was easily given, and he wasted no time in beginning his exploration. All the while he gently began to pull out of Ryan until only his tip was left in before quickly thrusting forward, earning a small cry from the other man which was still muffled by their kiss.

“You still wanna go fuck yourself Ry?” He whispered the words into Ryans’ ear, causing a shiver to travel down the other man’s spine and couldn’t help but press ever so closer against the other man.

“Unless you start moving-“ Ryan was cut off with a shout as he quickly pulled back and thrust back into him, now wasting no time as he began to pick up his pace and pound into the other man.

Ryan quickly turned into a wreck around him, helpless but to scratch down his back as he let out countless moans and gasps of his name, begging him for more as he moved ever faster and harder at his command.

“Fuck you sound so hot Ry,” As if to emphasize his point he leaned forward to suck a dark hickey onto Ryan’s’ neck, at which the smaller man could only let out a long drawn out moan “Just think, anyone can come in an’ hear you beggin’ for my dick,” he let out his own low groan when he felt Ryan squeeze tightly around him at his words, which quickly turned into a chuckle that ghosted against the younger man’s neck “You’d like that Ry? I’ll try and finish earlier next week and see how quiet you can be with the team still here”

He chuckled again as Ryan swore, once again clenching around him and causing him to see stars, the hand on his shoulder digging in hard enough he’s sure will draw blood, not that he cares.

It’s then that Ryans’ hand moves from his shoulder into his hair and tugs his head away from his neck, causing him to look up at the man in front of him, and he’s quick to lose his breath.

With flushed cheeks spreading down to his chest, and lips bruised and red from trying to hold back his moans coupled with shining hazel eyes reflecting only love, he swears he’s never seen anything more beautiful.

“Shut up, Luke” The words were rushed out on an exhale, barely audible over the shower, and yet he still heard them, unable to keep back his smile as Ryan pulled him into another kiss, one that was more so about just being in contact with the other than anything else.

He can feel his pleasure begin to coil in his lower stomach and judging from Ryans’ growing inhibition as he practically shouts out his pleasure for the world to hear, they’re both close now.

With some slight maneuvering, mouths still locked in their kiss, he renewed his thrusting, ignoring the twinges of pain he could start to feel in his legs to instead keep hitting Ryans’ prostate at a brutal pace, knowing he’s quickly driving the other man to his own release.

Carefully, he trailed a hand that had been holding a tight grip on Ryans’ ass to the other mans’ dick which was steadily leaking precum between them. At first, he teased him with a couple of slow strokes, but Ryans’ broken moan at the treatment had him quickly increasing the pace to match with his thrusts.

He used his teeth to gently nip at Ryans’ bottom lip and soon he’s once again exploring the other man’s mouth, exalting in the feeling of the tongue now lazily entwined with his own.

So wrapped up in Ryan and his own pleasure that the other man’s orgasm hit him like a freight train as well, Ryans’ ass became like a vice around him whilst his nails raked across his shoulders, sending a shiver down his spine.

He stroked Ryan through his orgasm, feeling the other man begin to fall lax in his hold and he began thrusting even harder if it were possible, to chase his own orgasm.

He doesn’t notice that Ryans’ hand was no longer clinging onto him until he saw it begin to drag across his chest and pick up some of the come the shower hadn’t washed away.

Entranced at the sight, he watched the hand trail back up the younger man’s body until Ryan sucked the fingers into his mouth, and he could just barely see the tongue begin to lap at the come on his fingers.

His eyes trailed further up to find Ryans’ eyes staring back at him, blown wide and dark with lust as he kept licking his own come off of his fingers, almost daring him to give into own pleasure.

He both loved and hated the small smirk at the corners of Ryans’ mouth as the sight of the other man is enough to drive him over the edge.

Ryan was quick to remove the fingers from his mouth before he crashed their lips together, the faint taste of come still on the other’s tongue was enough to cause his own orgasm.

His own shout and moans are silenced by Ryans’ mouth still on his, what was heat filled and fierce gradually turned slow and passionate until eventually, they broke away, a small laugh quick to fall from his lips.

“See, that wasn’t too bad now was it”

The answering smile from Ryan was enough to make his heart skip a beat and he couldn’t stop his own smile reflecting back at the smaller man.

“No, I guess not,” Ryan was quick to lean in to press a series of small kisses against his lips, at every chance he tried to deepen it and every time Ryan pulled away giggling “I’ll kiss you properly when you put me down so I can get away from this wall, I feel so disgusting and gross now”

He wrinkled his nose at the comment, earning another laugh from Ryan as he first carefully slid his dick out of him, ignoring the brief shiver to travel through the younger man, before placing him back on his feet.

Ryan quickly left his side in favor of picking up the shower gel to begin cleaning his back as best as he could. He stood there watching him for a moment, trying his best to hold back his laughter as he saw Ryan stretch to reach every nook and cranny of his back, which only earned him a pointed look from the smaller man before he took over cleaning duty.

“I can’t believe you talked me into this, next time, I’m gonna have to bring sanitizer or something-“

“Next time, huh?” Even with Ryans’ back to him, he knew the flush now coloring his cheeks, leaning forward he wrapped his arms around the other man’s waist and pressed a kiss against his cheek before burrowing his head into his neck, placing gentle kisses which caused a gentle sigh from the younger man.

“Yes, if you play your cards right. Now, can we get the fuck out of here and get some food, I’m starving”

He just pressed a final kiss to the juncture of Ryans’ neck and shoulder, enjoying the slight shiver that he felt travel through the smaller man, before pulling away slightly to turn him around and press a final kiss to his lips.

“C’mon then, lets go celebrate the real hero of the game” As if to emphasize his point he raised a hand to cup at Ryans’ cheek before giving him a final peck on the lips, taking a moment to enjoy the blush coloring the other man’s cheeks before turning away with a smile to begin drying himself off.

It was another half an hour before they actually left school. Most of it was spent with him trying to coax Ryan into letting him fuck him again, which only earned him a couple of whips from a towel to keep him at bay.

He was only human after all, and a weak-willed one at that, but it was hard to resist temptation when Ryan sauntered around, water trickling down his skin and an alluring sway to his hips.

Try as he might to will his erection down, Ryan didn’t make it any easier, looking up at him through his lashes with a knowing smirk on his face as his hands would roam across his body, but never close enough to satisfy him.

Eventually, the smaller man had taken pity on him and jerked him off, but not before the promise of taking him to the movies that weekend, which he was more than happy to indulge. He had hoped to repay the favor, but Ryan was quick to slap his wrist away, telling him to get his ass into gear so that they could go.

It wasn’t much longer that he was dressed and giving his jacket to Ryan to wear under the pretense that it was getting cold, and totally not that it brought him a strange sense of pride to see his boyfriend out in his clothes.

If Ryan caught on he didn’t show it, happily putting it on before leaning up to place a quick peck on his lips and then grabbing his hand to start to drag him out.

He carried both of their kit bags on his shoulder, slightly uncomfortable with the way the straps bit into him but seeing the smile on Ryans’ face as he started animatedly talking about their game made it all worth it.

If he stopped them every now and then on the way to his car to place a quick kiss on Ryans’ lips, earning small giggles from the other man with each one, there was no one there to stop them.

#ohmtoonz #ohmwrecker #cartoonz #sm/ut #lemons #I hope you like it #try not to hate me too much XD

[crimsonbluemoon]

OhmToonz: I’ll Be Home For Christmas

I’m not sure if I’m going to get all of these done today because I’m probably getting too into this. I know I’ll deff get one more done, but I also wanna get some work done on Chapter 13 for Libahunt so we’ll see what the rest of the night holds. 

So until then, here ya go!

Ohmtoonz: “There’s a storm and omg I’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before Christmas”

“You’re stuck?” Ryan let out a sigh at the repeat of his words, glancing out the window of the common room of his college dormitory. His feet were buried in his bunny slippers, which had been unpacked from his suitcase. Snow poured down in the darkness, adding to the silence of the empty room. Most of the people in the dormitory had already left for the holiday season, but Ryan had been asked to stay behind as a Resident Assistant. “How the fuck are you stuck on campus on Christmas Eve?!”

“The storm came in earlier than I expected it to, and I can’t get to the train.” The night before had been a cluster in the college, as news of a terrible snowstorm heading their way made people leave early. He’d let the other RAs Momo and Squirrel leave the day before, knowing that both had large families that would be distraught if the freshmen weren’t able to make it back for the holidays. Being a senior meant he had less anxiety over the winter break, having done it plenty of times before. But the winter storm waited for nobody, and the dark clouds had come in much earlier than predicted by the weatherman. By the time Ryan had helped the last student out of the dormitory and done his rounds, the snow was up to his calves, and still coming down. It was pointless to try and trek the mile to the train station, especially when he didn’t even know if they were still running.  

“So you’re going to be stuck there for Christmas?” His best friend’s voice over the phone sounded strained, and Ryan blinked before he snuggled closer to the couch and sighed.

“The school’s sidewalks aren’t going to be their first priority to plow because there’s almost nobody else here. I might be able to get out tomorrow, but I’ll probably just wait until the snow fully stops.”

“You can’t just not come home. We’re supposed to go out to breakfast tomorrow, it’s a tradition!” And Ryan knew it was, no matter how far away from home he currently was. A two-hour drive and that was without the crappy conditions. Yet Ryan had made the trek every time in order to see Luke, the one constant in his life. Friends from school were nice, and the boyfriends he’d tried to date were always a pleasant distraction (from feelings he didn’t wanna talk about), but Luke was the one person that he always knew would be there without question. It’d been like that since there were thirteen and muddy from wrestling by the pond near their street.

It’d been how Luke had stolen his heart. 

“I’m sorry, Toonzy.” He hoped that his softer tone would show how sad he really was over missing the tradition. Christmas was a busy time for Luke, having a lot of friends and family to check in with. Ryan didn’t have that problem, as he’d stopped talking to his own toxic parents three years ago. Christmas morning breakfast was the only time the two carved out just for each other, and his stomach ached at thinking he’d have to miss his favorite part of the season.

“Is this because of last time?” The question came out of nowhere, and Ryan wasn’t sure the context despite flipping it over in his head.

“Last time?”

“When I-” A pause in the conversation was odd for Luke, and Ryan realized it was a technical glitch when fragments of his sentence came in. “--I won’t--just hold--soon.”

“Luke?” But nothing but static hit his ears, making Ryan sigh and end the call. He’d been hoping to convince Toonz to live stream a movie with him so he wouldn’t feel so alone, but it didn’t look like Luke was in a good place with service. Instead, Ryan shuffled his stuff back up to his room, ignoring the quiet that rung in his ears when burrowing under his covers and opening his Netflix to the Marvel movie selections. The bed felt cold despite the comforter, and Ryan wondered if it was more mental than temperature as he tried to focus on the movie playing on his screen. Picking the longest one he could find, Ryan pressed closer to his blankets and hoped that the empty feeling in his stomach would go away soon.

The end of the movie came fast, Ryan letting the attractive men and amazing fighting distract him. By the time Steve Rogers said his final line of failure, Ryan was half asleep, phone lazily clutched in his hand and nearly dropping off the bed. He was sure that sleep would claim him until a sudden vibration in his hand shook his away, Ryan yelping as his motion sent him and his computer crashing into the floor. Panic set in when he checked on his laptop, relieved to see the credits still rolling without a hint of damage. Focusing back on the thing that woke up, Ryan glanced back to the phone, mood lifting when seeing Luke’s name crossing his screen.

“Toonzy, you found service?” He asked, trying to hide his yawn when glancing to his clock. It was close to midnight, and Ryan guessed that Luke had managed to get back home from wherever he had been before. Maybe a party, from how long he was missing? He knew that Luke was spending his Christmas holiday with others. Their neighborhood always had a Christmas Eve party, and Toonz was probably warmed with spiced cider and happy memories of the holiday. The thought burned Ryan more than he wanted to admit. It wasn’t his friend’s fault that he was stranded. He had no right to be jealous, and yet here he was with clenched fists and a wounded heart.  

“I got service about an hour ago, but I didn’t wanna call while I was driving through this shit. Seriously, did mother nature decide all the fucking snow had to come in one night?” That made Ryan laugh, knowing how much Luke hated driving in the snow. It helped ease some of his bitterness away, leaning his back against his bed.

“Now you see why I couldn’t get home.”

“The fuck you can’t.” The statement threw Ryan off, and a weird noise bubbled from his throat loud enough for Luke to chuckle and continue. “Look outside, Ohm.”

“...No way.” Ryan’s feet were moving before he could get the words out, nearly tripping over themselves when they pushed up to the dorm window. His breath fogged up the glass for a moment, but he wiped it away with his sleeve in order to see what Luke was talking about. There, barely visible in the snow, was his best friend. Bundled up in ridiculous amounts of clothing and knitted accessories, yes, but still there.

“Luke, wh-what are you doing? Are you crazy?!” Ryan gasped out, already rushing to grab his shoes. Thankful he wore socks to bed, he jammed his feet into the boots before rushing out of the room, barely catching his friend’s response as he darted down the stairs.

“I wasn’t going to leave you here all alone on Christmas. Seeing you Christmas morning is my favorite part of the whole fucking holiday. Nothing’s cuter than that half-asleep face covered in maple syrup and eggs.” Ryan’s cheeks burned from emotion and exertion as he made it down the final few stairs, sprinting through the common room to get to the locked door at the front of the dormitory. Yanking it open, Ryan froze at Luke’s face peeking out from the scarf, which Toonz yanked out of the way before giving a hesitant smile. “About time you got out here, I was freezing my balls off.”

“It’s just breakfast,” Ryan blurted out, hands already reaching for Luke’s jacket despite not knowing if he wanted to push him back to his car to pull him closer for warmth. “You’ve got...so many family members and friends-”

“Christmas isn’t Christmas without the guy you’re in love with.” Their eyes met after Luke’s declaration, Ohm unable to close his mouth from shock. The roll of Luke’s eyes and huff of white air proved he thought the expression was unnecessary, hands grabbing Ryan’s wrists. “Yeah I know, don’t talk about it-”

“Wa-Wait, what? Don’t...what?” Ryan asked, not sure if he was dreaming. Did Luke just casually toss out that he was in love with Ryan? Sure that this wasn’t real, Ryan watched Luke hide a wince, shoulders slumping in a way that felt nothing like the confident, beautiful man he was used to.

“Last year, after breakfast? The card I gave you with your hoodie?” The words were spoken like Ryan should have had a clue, and he sort of did. Like tradition demanded, the two exchanged presents after breakfast was over, but neither were allowed to open the gift until after they got home. Ryan remembered the gift, his favorite hoodie which was now worn out from how often he wore it, but he had no idea what card his friend was speaking about. Luke didn’t look interested in reading the confusion on his face when he continued. “I got the message pretty clear when you didn’t say a word about it when we saw each other on New Years Eve.”

“Luke, what card?” Ryan forced out, getting to see his friend show confusion for the first time in the conversation.

“The one I put in the box, under the tissue paper.”     

“Luke, I was so happy about the personalized hoodie, I didn’t look in the box for more stuff. I’m pretty sure I just threw everything else away right after so I could wear the hoodie for the rest of the day.” Ryan spoke honestly, his heart racing when seeing Luke’s eyes widen after his response.

“You didn’t see the card.”

“So you drove all this way...”

“It was thrown away.”

“You thought I was avoiding you?” 

“You didn’t even know I-

“Luke, do you love me?” Ryan asked, hands releasing the lapels of his friend’s jacket to cup his cold face. The snow was covering them now, soaking through Ryan’s flimsy shirt and soaking his hair. But none of it mattered when he stared up at Luke, who couldn’t seem to maintain eye contact until Ryan spoke again. “Please, tell me you love me.”

“Of course I love you. Everyone knows it.” Except Ryan, who couldn’t stop his emotions from bubbling through his chest. Eyes blinked back tears of disbelief and joy, Ryan sure his sob of happiness seemed painful when Luke’s face crumbled. “Ohm, don’t cry. It’s fine, I’m not asking for shit I know I can’t have-”

“I love you so much.” 

“...What?” 

“I love you, Luke. I love you!” Ryan’s words felt like a dam releasing, laughing despite the tears falling down his face. Unable to resist the temptation he’d fought back for years, Ryan pushed up to his tiptoes, kissing Luke to prove his words weren’t a mirage. It was a slow burn of a connection, mouths quiet yet needy as they pressed closer together. Hands that hadn’t reached for Ryan now clambered to his waist, pulling him hard into the toned body of Luke. His own thumbs smoothed over Cartoonz’s face, as if committing him to memory while drowning in their kiss. They pulled away slowly, though Luke didn’t go far, brushing his nose against Ryan’s gently before pressing their foreheads together.

“Shit, that felt right.” Luke’s words of awe had Ryan giggling, content to relax in the arms that were circling his body and warming him up.

“Worth the drive?” Ryan asked, feeling the grin against his lips when Luke leaned forward to whisper into the new kiss.

“To bring you home to me? Every fucking time.”

Okay so this was a little bit of fluff and angst but TOTALLY still sweet so don’t yell at me! So as always, like, reblog, and let me know what you think <3

#Ohmtoonz #ohmwrecker #Cartoonz #BBS #i love bbs #bbs squad #Christmas Drabbles #crimsonbluemoon #<3

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lady birds are used to make DVD/VCD/RADIOS. Rubber as saddles are used to make coffins/caskets as well as kales, cabbage or just vegetables. The hump e.g of a cow, lion is used to make drones, Ferrari or Lamborghini cars. Meli are made using rubbers, many collected near a large water body where you direct a woman pointing from her booty up to down on the floor with your fingers repeatedly and there it is as ship dude. Transformers made using onions, cabbages or nyanyas. Greenade can also be made using coconuts the hard one. DONGE-mumekubali my friends esp from BBK that an ngamalich, abihave like a respected fellow- kose-enwach baba. Railadamalo knows very well that he delude adam and eve and that the jew are white, but got misinformation of getting to heaven that you must aid someone white which is a big lie, he fears going to hell fire so during judgement he wanna portray himself as if he didn’t know the consequences of the tree of life and the fruit of wisdom/knowledge so he be acquitted and forgiven, but in Luke 16 parable of the shrude manager- warns him that he got prophets to listen to like Moses and Elijah. You are wasting your time dude, you are heading nowhere with the jew/Egyptian thing. The Hindu have known how to make even guns and they are doing that in east Africa so during violence they can use then against people and portray as the police or people have done such. They must get to their nation period. Mandaratego bwana nyako, onge-mchezo. Panya routes pr, presidency, pretense, short cuts sc, scores, school, peutro rico, public relations, rat, nelson eliminating tiger, asian tigers At, rat, mat, sat etc. Radios are made using coconut as tv, invators etc or kulundeg in luo or wasp to make stereo or some jets as drones. Fruits like melons, avocado, pumpkin, pineaple are can also be used to make such. Timers are also me using small vibrating arachnids or insects. Tea is not a must for people to do with, its not food crop like wheat or maize that forms part of 90% of the world meal as much as riye or rice but the government of developed world can sensitive their people not to partake tea coz you can do without it period and the nations that we will take their wives if you got money -anyone- are the chief buyers and once oil is eliminated their purchasing power will decrease i.e Egypt which fund 50% of her economy with 2goinvoice cash and Pakistan which buys large amount or % f kenyan tea. When 2goinvoice is eradicated tea export will reduce drastically. Haitians, Caribbeans and people in the usa leaving illegally are 10 million black and the negro population is 40 million if they came to Kenya 4 example and the voting rights extended to them then if they select their own they win all the elections and take the nation and precisely thats their plan. Out of 40 & 10 people 60 % are adult which is roughly 35 million voters and the Kenyan voters stand at 20 million and thats why the Kenyan government wants the population to increase to outmatch them but oblivious of the fact that green-card takes 50 thousand families with roughly 2 kid yearly and the high influx of international student who have indulge themselves in the US culture as well. In a sense its like selling the nation to aliens indirectly. Nipe maembe amatowa maembe ni one kama ni ripe au la, yellow ama pink or red,  kisha nidunge hata mara sabini mara saba kisha ni-release nikuache nikusamehe. Nyimi mit nduko mochanda, utters kevin in a fainted but crucked voice. Ndukle mamitu to-bwaso nyima kaka saa thiyo as the timer counts. Enda whoko americah, kujahapa japan- kenya- is their tonation whenever they get bitter. We cant trust tea processed in kenya or cocoa in ghana or coffee in Uganda or Ethiopia as it is somehow su-standard or not grown with proper sanitation requirements, its hazardaz somehow to our health. So we can be given land to plant it on our own in kenya, process it and pack it using the local labour and local audit to scrutinize scrupulosity, take our share and take your share or simply we buy the leaves or the berries and process them in our own nation, according to Eu and the choice is yours. Wanyama saga in Western Kenya, kev wanna show him that soul force is greater than physical force, i must see him stepping down. They recruit you and you take that oath of being a gang member and you adhere to secrecy and dont leave the gang, lest you are killed in cold blood. Even if you dont posses a gun they use the next fellow near you to have that gun upon which you are shot they say you had one- eti umeanza kuropokwa of the deal to rob a bank or fall a plane which is longterm and tiresome & sometimes never happens faster that makes you wanna leave the organisation. They use the money they have collected along the road- the police- to facilitate this a genda and some makanga are part of the Gang. The email am using in my tumblr i have already given it to you plus the password which do not long in due to reasons not known to me well.  Gung group accord to JR Emmanuel sheldon ES, end signs, estate, essy money Em Your pussy to succulent to pump, to sweet to hit Robinson and that was how kevin was crying yesternight in a faint but crocked voice. Give it to me as i hit it mrs Robinson, Robinson saying i just need a baby a baby as her crying. If you find out that a lady you somehow love can conspire behind your back to organise an attack on you, better you leave her- no way you can love her even to hit that thing in between the thigh. Timiza timiza timiza maombi yangu timiza, juzi nilitomba mochanda, jana nikabusu magdaline, mtondo nikadinya lolain next week niko na niki, timiza x3 maombi yangu bwana timiza- thats how nelson was singing very happy and jubiliant. Safety matches SM, smile, sianda moroco, malawi, malta, mongolia, scorsica mataka, smile, shrude manager parable in luke 16. Lazarus parable and rich-man- i got five brothers FB, fat buttocks can take you to hell and other social medias like tumblr affects the eyes which fb is safe. You got Moses plant and the prophets, road to emaus, can be grow the nyamawho herb. Moses grows many in a cluster, if you get much money from 2goinvoice it takes you direct to hell, tell my brothers to desist and give the poor that money. Buy condom in the factory if you are a rich man in large quantity or many as mfalme wa yawhodi which aint put in direct sunlight to burst. Women with barnabas. Bavid was balarian, but people from the isles are bald when grown up, kihara- king of the jew.

When you eat wheat products which human vomit has been added to, either sieved or not you develop acute baldness as kipara in swahili. Beware of your food. Mama nee-nyako ma bambe dum chieth ni- in making of jets whoman feace/mafi is rubbed on the thigh slowly by slowly then boom their is the jet. Mama hebu ona whoyou msichana paja yake inasmell shonde- anaharibu plan yetu wajamani. The money which they take from you at the scrap metal out of faulty weighting machine is used greatly to fund the gungship in towns. When you became so profound in bible as to oppose it your hear someone like cocking the gun- king of the jew if you start to be hard or a church critic. PASTORS are the ones also killing people. You start to see the devil in blue or grey attire like spider-man mostly inside a mortuary or outside your house as well as chain stores without ear lobes dude. The money is used to fund hooliganism among inter-estate gangs. Lobinson nyimi swoyo manda and this cold weather in riga is good with pumping something- donge onethough utters kev, kolly saying mit gi-swoyo gimolo, hadija saying ni tamu na kupeleka/kupepeta kitu wajamani. This pussy of yours rides my penis in a smooth and beautiful way,/manner says monde. Tabia utters adriano.  The church should have money counting matchines and offering be paid either online or before the mass, so at people to know exactly how much is collected to avoid the church admin misappropriating the cash to investments that win women, fund hooliganism and creates jealousy in the society. We should know how much is debited and created to avoid what i have described b4 about churches projects even up-to killings. Church killed TM and MLK. If one is about to be struggled you see just an approaching hand alone not the body around their necks, touching it a little bit then divorcing it- king of the jew to cement the truth. Trump and obama are luya and luo blooded and they were there to see on how america generates its revenue as to monitor and see into ways on how it can be overthrown using china, India and German technology, witch-crafty or transfiguring people to either fall the plane, detonate military bases with chapalast tied on grenade using there own already working there or sink ships. According to jeremytahidi Trumps even meets people who transfigure like Railamolodinga in Asia alongside Kim of North Korea to facilitate the hidden agenda above. They even organised terrorist attacks, uhuru also transfigures as well and is there liaising with museveni as well to plot the above. Trump is vietnamis as well, so the trum kim meeting is a pretense to foster peace but to facilitate terorism and to overthrow the USA government to conqour internet to control 2goinvoice, and make many writting theirs to gain respect. Like china has come up with bing, and kikuyou with tubidi among many other. The usa is also in pretense of this to know fully the character of these people and thats why the invoice was incorporated. To know peoples character with free things or after being rich like the Jamaicans or china or kenyans. So 2goinvoice is a blessing in disguise, to even know lias and try to interrelate them with fallen figures even in the bible and where to place them.

The compound is to clean as if the booty is wiped, ni-kama kwamba rasa inapanguzwa.  LG tv is the best but the side effect which is over-longtime glued to the screen pops out your eyes as swollen is simply eating 2-5 grape fruit and it burst from outer-inside to give out some fluid like tears then your eye is okay. LG lord god, lesbian gays, laughing gas as anesthesia, to unknown God in acts 17, Savior. Ther, Githeri, king of the jew- you give to that one who transform in your belly to fall, you can drink it period. They want to reduce the population of kenya for them to come like they did long in the usa during war 2- the Germans. And they want to counteract Uganda technology, Tz and Ethiopia as the USA and Germany will supply them with weaponry once their is war after along time of their influx coming. To sub-due Uganda cars which makes you tall and black but Good for whites, they are too original. Babe if you have taken a shower and wipe that booty, with me i will just hit it but no anal kissing. Uchayo akebi nang'o to mochanda omiye nyime otuomo, magdalin omiye nyime ochikore, Lobinson omiye nyime onduko kaka seche sudo, odindo wacho ni kaka saa thiyo to kolo wacho as the time/timer clocks/tickles. Sara omiye nyime owinjo ekoyo to shamtimes odoome ka nyati. Sometimes oswoyo, oponde, mbona madhalau kwa kebi aloyce kisha sema na anatomba wasichana kamili.

Wewe endele tu kujikaza na tayari tumejua cv yako ya kulala na watu fake na unadhani tujuwi. Meda meda sungri, sunga blo sungi. Buy condoms from the factory and keep them under locked cooler in your bedroom- lazarus parable to cement the truth. Ni nini kebi anafikiria asks sophi, vin saying opara kaka nyim moch dango gire, the way the pussy is dissecting and dividing his manwhod, kaka ni-miye go-tieno, kaka nyim duodo mande, kaka tongo, chama as eating away his penis kinda, kaka bwaso nyime, kaka thino mande e-samachon, kaka turo duong ne. Yore yore moch gi kebi pant down hotel vunduba, oyudgi says odindo, onduko jal ma luya tuchne nelson atucha says modi. Hiyanyo akebi nang'o swini, mchinga, stupid to nyim mochanda omiye opado kakare, otemo kata-laye to-okonyal. I wanna see how its stout, vile imesimama em em em em magdalin utters adriano in a cry, natakakuona vile iko flabby na vile cd/condomu jimeifit au imeiva, kaka cd orwake kata kaka ondiso thong,  moch monika alinishow yake, natakuona vile imeng'ethia na kukula chuom yaani vako, vile inakula njaro kama inalala ama la asha, Alinishow huko mtoni jana. Moch natakuona position imechukuwa yakupokea fimbo, vile imenuna/fura, kaka awinjo ni-ochwe,  adwalo neno mochanda swears kebi sunga moketo, vile imevimba, katsika, nene au kufurahia, kaka osin am omor. I wanna see pozi as position mokao, yaani imechukuwa, kutulia am inaliya. Minaj i wanna know and am here to make you happy if you wanna and magmoch to showcase my love to ya in a beautiful way.

lady birds are used to make DVD/VCD/RADIOS. Rubber as saddles are used to make coffins/caskets as well as kales, cabbage or just vegetables. The hump e.g of a cow, lion is used to make drones, Ferrari or Lamborghini cars. Meli are made using rubbers, many collected near a large water body where you direct a woman pointing from her booty up to down on the floor with your fingers repeatedly and there it is as ship dude. Transformers made using onions, cabbages or nyanyas. Greenade can also be made using coconuts the hard one. DONGE-mumekubali my friends esp from BBK that an ngamalich, abihave like a respected fellow- kose-enwach baba. Railadamalo knows very well that he delude adam and eve and that the jew are white, but got misinformation of getting to heaven that you must aid someone white which is a big lie, he fears going to hell fire so during judgement he wanna portray himself as if he didn’t know the consequences of the tree of life and the fruit of wisdom/knowledge so he be acquitted and forgiven, but in Luke 16 parable of the shrude manager- warns him that he got prophets to listen to like Moses and Elijah. You are wasting your time dude, you are heading nowhere with the jew/Egyptian thing. The Hindu have known how to make even guns and they are doing that in east Africa so during violence they can use then against people and portray as the police or people have done such. They must get to their nation period. Mandaratego bwana nyako, onge-mchezo. Panya routes pr, presidency, pretense, short cuts sc, scores, school, peutro rico, public relations, rat, nelson eliminating tiger, asian tigers At, rat, mat, sat etc. Radios are made using coconut as tv, invators etc or kulundeg in luo or wasp to make stereo or some jets as drones. Fruits like melons, avocado, pumpkin, pineaple are can also be used to make such. Timers are also me using small vibrating arachnids or insects. Tea is not a must for people to do with, its not food crop like wheat or maize that forms part of 90% of the world meal as much as riye or rice but the government of developed world can sensitive their people not to partake tea coz you can do without it period and the nations that we will take their wives if you got money -anyone- are the chief buyers and once oil is eliminated their purchasing power will decrease i.e Egypt which fund 50% of her economy with 2goinvoice cash and Pakistan which buys large amount or % f kenyan tea. When 2goinvoice is eradicated tea export will reduce drastically. Haitians, Caribbeans and people in the usa leaving illegally are 10 million black and the negro population is 40 million if they came to Kenya 4 example and the voting rights extended to them then if they select their own they win all the elections and take the nation and precisely thats their plan. Out of 40 & 10 people 60 % are adult which is roughly 35 million voters and the Kenyan voters stand at 20 million and thats why the Kenyan government wants the population to increase to outmatch them but oblivious of the fact that green-card takes 50 thousand families with roughly 2 kid yearly and the high influx of international student who have indulge themselves in the US culture as well. In a sense its like selling the nation to aliens indirectly. Nipe maembe amatowa maembe ni one kama ni ripe au la, yellow ama pink or red,  kisha nidunge hata mara sabini mara saba kisha ni-release nikuache nikusamehe. Nyimi mit nduko mochanda, utters kevin in a fainted but crucked voice. Ndukle mamitu to-bwaso nyima kaka saa thiyo as the timer counts. Enda whoko americah, kujahapa japan- kenya- is their tonation whenever they get bitter. We cant trust tea processed in kenya or cocoa in ghana or coffee in Uganda or Ethiopia as it is somehow su-standard or not grown with proper sanitation requirements, its hazardaz somehow to our health. So we can be given land to plant it on our own in kenya, process it and pack it using the local labour and local audit to scrutinize scrupulosity, take our share and take your share or simply we buy the leaves or the berries and process them in our own nation, according to Eu and the choice is yours. Wanyama saga in Western Kenya, kev wanna show him that soul force is greater than physical force, i must see him stepping down. They recruit you and you take that oath of being a gang member and you adhere to secrecy and dont leave the gang, lest you are killed in cold blood. Even if you dont posses a gun they use the next fellow near you to have that gun upon which you are shot they say you had one- eti umeanza kuropokwa of the deal to rob a bank or fall a plane which is longterm and tiresome & sometimes never happens faster that makes you wanna leave the organisation. They use the money they have collected along the road- the police- to facilitate this a genda and some makanga are part of the Gang. The email am using in my tumblr i have already given it to you plus the password which do not long in due to reasons not known to me well.  Gung group accord to JR Emmanuel sheldon ES, end signs, estate, essy money Em Your pussy to succulent to pump, to sweet to hit Robinson and that was how kevin was crying yesternight in a faint but crocked voice. Give it to me as i hit it mrs Robinson, Robinson saying i just need a baby a baby as her crying. If you find out that a lady you somehow love can conspire behind your back to organise an attack on you, better you leave her- no way you can love her even to hit that thing in between the thigh. Timiza timiza timiza maombi yangu timiza, juzi nilitomba mochanda, jana nikabusu magdaline, mtondo nikadinya lolain next week niko na niki, timiza x3 maombi yangu bwana timiza- thats how nelson was singing very happy and jubiliant. Safety matches SM, smile, sianda moroco, malawi, malta, mongolia, scorsica mataka, smile, shrude manager parable in luke 16. Lazarus parable and rich-man- i got five brothers FB, fat buttocks can take you to hell and other social medias like tumblr affects the eyes which fb is safe. You got Moses plant and the prophets, road to emaus, can be grow the nyamawho herb. Moses grows many in a cluster, if you get much money from 2goinvoice it takes you direct to hell, tell my brothers to desist and give the poor that money. Buy condom in the factory if you are a rich man in large quantity or many as mfalme wa yawhodi which aint put in direct sunlight to burst. Women with barnabas. Bavid was balarian, but people from the isles are bald when grown up, kihara- king of the jew.

Nipe maembe amatowa maembe ni one kama ni ripe au la, yellow ama pink or red,  kisha nidunge hata mara sabini mara saba kisha ni-release nikuache nikusamehe. Nyimi mit nduko mochanda, utters kevin in a fainted but crucked voice. Ndukle mamitu to-bwaso nyima kaka saa thiyo as the timer counts. Enda whoko americah, kujahapa japan- kenya- is their tonation whenever they get bitter. We cant trust tea processed in kenya or cocoa in ghana or coffee in Uganda or Ethiopia as it is somehow su-standard or not grown with proper sanitation requirements, its hazardaz somehow to our health. So we can be given land to plant it on our own in kenya, process it and pack it using the local labour and local audit to scrutinize scrupulosity, take our share and take your share or simply we buy the leaves or the berries and process them in our own nation, according to Eu and the choice is yours. Wanyama saga in Western Kenya, kev wanna show him that soul force is greater than physical force, i must see him stepping down. They recruit you and you take that oath of being a gang member and you adhere to secrecy and dont leave the gang, lest you are killed in cold blood. Even if you dont posses a gun they use the next fellow near you to have that gun upon which you are shot they say you had one- eti umeanza kuropokwa of the deal to rob a bank or fall a plane which is longterm and tiresome & sometimes never happens faster that makes you wanna leave the organisation. They use the money they have collected along the road- the police- to facilitate this a genda and some makanga are part of the Gang. The email am using in my tumblr i have already given it to you plus the password which do not long in due to reasons not known to me well.  Gung group accord to JR Emmanuel sheldon ES, end signs, estate, essy money Em

Your pussy to succulent to pump, to sweet to hit Robinson and that was how kevin was crying yesternight in a faint but crocked voice. Give it to me as i hit it mrs Robinson, Robinson saying i just need a baby a baby as her crying. If you find out that a lady you somehow love can conspire behind your back to organise an attack on you, better you leave her- no way you can love her even to hit that thing in between the thigh. Timiza timiza timiza maombi yangu timiza, juzi nilitomba mochanda, jana nikabusu magdaline, mtondo nikadinya lolain next week niko na niki, timiza x3 maombi yangu bwana timiza- thats how nelson was singing very happy and jubiliant. Safety matches SM, smile, sianda moroco, malawi, malta, mongolia, scorsica mataka, smile, shrude manager parable in luke 16. Lazarus parable and rich-man- i got five brothers FB, fat buttocks can take you to hell and other social medias like tumblr affects the eyes which fb is safe. You got Moses plant and the prophets, road to emaus, can be grow the nyamawho herb. Moses grows many in a cluster, if you get much money from 2goinvoice it takes you direct to hell, tell my brothers to desist and give the poor that money. Buy condom in the factory if you are a rich man in large quantity or many as mfalme wa yawhodi which aint put in direct sunlight to burst. Women with barnabas. Bavid was balarian, but people from the isles are bald when grown up, kihara- king of the jew.

Moch nyimi mit kama nang'o,mbona tamu hivi, why sweet like this and precisely that was the cry given by kebi the whole night. Hiyanyo akebi to Emery obet edhot luoko lewnimage, sitted at his door washing his cloths including the pant, to magdalin rutho lake gi toothbrush mare. Railamolodinga brought aids eventhough he could not partake sour things, just take a drop of his blood and mix with infant blood and there is the disease to be transmitted. Christ with lost coin parable. Luo men if they intermarrty with white people they bring up bad blood of jealousy and gay, with luya they bring terorists or hooligans. Once other nations have learnt on how they make their machines like the britons then if they continue with their absurdities nothing else but annihilation. Thats why they are being spared, Ugandans have learnt make most of their goods thus bound to eliminate them. We have theveloped- the Rusians- yet they are found there, lazarus parable on five brothers, speaking like you dont care or like you wanna made them the guard to arrest and kill christ, that is there respect and kinda you are taking it away, cant be!!! Made in Rusia as mfalme wa yawhodi is what they want and is a big lie. They race being distorted is no-more even if they live in one nation, simply by eating ground nuts the spirit directs anyone to the country of origin, or tribe of that fellow once you got their photos. So the jew can live together in Rusia as it is big, the ones whose economy is 90% engineering like france, itally, so the french are waiting on winter to start the war and kill the Guard tribe whose owns 2goinvoice & are luo blooded, people who dislike pretty people and progress. The Joseph mother in genesis 49 was luya blooded and Joseph as french father was sold to monitor his character to other brothers after a win, was joking with his dream not knowing it hurts. The guard were also being monitored if they can join the oppressed but not, just want to dominate and have a big fertile land of grains where they cant share, they are selfish seekers so must be eliminated and their wives taken by their brothers precisely the french and the Naphtali as Italians period. Buses are made with many peas or pineapple, you stand and urinate and boom there it is, you can make many as you want, with trucks, trelas, lorries, you sit and do the same. The devol is preparing other nations for war with becoming tough-headed after coming up with these technologies. Kojowa, Mfalme wa yawhodi, worker parable to cement the truth, layo, Lazarus parable to do the same. Some lorries are made using many coconut piled together by just performing the rituals above and more. Revelation five Rf at that time the root of David Rodick/Penis also are used to make knifes, spoons, kijiko or pala. Whoyanyo kebi nang;o to moch omiye nyime omie-ele-eh, To emery omiye nyieme otemo diede-eh ko-opudo, has given him the pussy is making a jig/dancing on it and why do you belittle him. Keys has given him. House fittings and utensils amny are made using clay soil just by puking or throwing saliva on hot fire or ground or just be urinating or taking a piss.

Ebromedo youko wiyi ma wiyi youki, you will continue to shake your head untill your head shakes you like you have lost wait in sickness and whats remaining is your big head scull. The poor in Europe or America live in good houses bro with second hand electronic so they are saying Africa better to delude the people of their good life or keep them content, they got low population hence houses are far apart in country side and got toll sky scrapper where no-one can monitor them unless they got wireless camera to capture you. This underlies the theory that Africa is good. They want to eliminate most African beauties and intellect. Kebi according to Eunice mama fellvin, many nyako makipump to-gili lokre ndukuku-chiken e-hiye kanya, victor wacho many ma-lokre kittielo, ha ha says colly, tafuta mwenya mbolo yako inakuwa chembamba, mathin, voke saying malokore kubwa, ah ah ma mbolo ni legthens and thats is cheque women, many ma penis ni chalo gimaluore pale mbele to mano en toro kata kuwait, to ma mandi thiek embele kanyo like you are eating banana is kauma or luo or akwampie, ma mandi nyidhore to ndukole en kalenjin much kipsigis and christ say this one of the sweetest and white people want this. Emery ni mwage haya mafuta wapi? Minaj where should i deposit these sperm and this what kevin utters when it near ejaculation.

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The big men has even bought small drones that can carry upto 1 kg of tea to smuggle tea leaves at night using people who transfigure so the government should reduce the land under Tea and is fenced with poles measuring the telephone post that no one can throw tea bags packed in small amount 4 another someone. it should be an electric fence and the government likewise should use the very drones to monitor every income generating business and even crime in towns or check people in their houses. Like in Uruguay in firming the use the same technology. The Guard tribe crucified christ so its said during judgement after death they dint know hence they are forgiven that the invoice without it would paralyze their day to day operations, china will say it was the use soyi and let their names be blotted out the book of life BOL the love as PG, pier Gikuyou, greek is where in the bible the jesus visited it so they know the whole truth, pier Georgia, PG is pregnancyanda the loved and killed many simba in nyabondo plateau- vineyard parable to cement the truth including masai. If you love people or follow people its easy to see the kingdom of heaven, if you live near the roads as well but if you live in serene places b4 you reach ya house its likely to be in hell as much as if you take out someone teeth/lak,meno- mfalme wa yawhodi and lazarus parable to cement the truth. They use mose plant to make ceptril aids medication. ITS EASY FOR A CARMEL TO ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM THAN YOU TO ENTER- that is an email if the recovery option has been deleted and password you know not. [email protected] my new email or [email protected], [email protected]. get me there folks.Okelo na wiye mathin no magdalin eti odwanega nikech okelo na osiepene mablonindo kode kaonge, osiepe ma wii gi pi, yaani baridi/ng'ich ma piny osedwaro topokoneno. Eti many nyako ma mandi lokre maembe e-hiye kanyo, nyako ma-mandi lokre ka tendon yani kuni kata choke mobar obar kat wii mandi lokre thuol as snake ok an. Moch many nyako ma kirelease you do it in 3 bits like the gun, kata mi-feel ka-ejaculation no biro to chung eglan then it sprinkles, kata mawang as it travels to the glan, onethough mawhouk like droplest of water or yenye inamwagika mingi mno kama mtoto na mate. Ruto dont say one want to president then if he says he is not yet 35 its an offense you get annoyed you return to gaysm then wild to the point of carry wooded rungu to beat him liaising with the authorities. With Train you carry a door the take a shit on it or outside it then theirs the train, with phones and accessories you lick, ramba the tongue then boom that phone- jesus with little kids, rabbi to cement the truth, you lick with closed eyed on a a piece of wrapped cloth. With building stones you do backwards near a water body or swimming pool the the bricks are out- women with barnabas to cement the truth including cements where you urinate. With Radio/TV you spit/tema saliva on the ground, ten minas parable or peter cutting the ear/it b4 christ takes it back. Tom mboya terain is curvy it was the CBD of bethlehem when you were in it you felt better, winjo mabar- weed parable with christ, mathare valley was jerusalem as its curvy still when the jew moved from Americah to pakistan to cross the Red sea with moses at karachi- christ with little kid. Let them fence the original provinces as nations when people are seeing then thereafter people assemble and dispatch. When you say the luo should be killed they get jubiliant very happy the coasterians and Gikuyou and some whites afterwards to occupy these lands. Kikuyou kwani Central is very cold, Ng'ich ndii, hamtaki kuenda/kurudi. When you get to The TV on the Roads in one of those shops which got Tv, they quickly change the scene just like during the maraga time with election petition b4 kevin was kidnapped, then you wanna see the defendant like sonko, kinda how he behaves, the the camera changes on the kamba lady judge who are looking 4 young men with money yet the very money they got at 2goinvoice using bolt software gotten from google play. If you walk out because the scene of the judge has overstayed where you walk got young men sitting in masses called the bases, the hindu shops, motor bike shops, timber logging center, junctions i.e kondele, they became wild on you. They know your moves as they have put on camera on TV your image they have put in a kiyo\glass bottle or acquirum. It live live ll dude, funding violence, leave sonko alone but arrest Railamolodingagwambo period. Malachi four- who to the people who long to see the day of the lord. Another group of students just forwarded me this, if you take four 24 volts wet cells and connects positive to negative of all the wet cells remaining with only one positive of one wet cell and one negative of one wet cell, if you take a voltmeter and test the voltage it gives you upto 100 volts which if you channel in a welding machine gives you upto 200 volts that can be used in houses but to continues the process without the battery being depleted you take a solar power controller and connect to a transformer of input 240v and output 30-12volts to it to charge all those batteries, you branch the wires eight times with 8 12 volts battery but with 24 12 votts battery you branch the said wires four times to all the batteries to continues the charging process while the battery are still in use. If you want to weld with it you connect 8, 24 volts battery or 16, 12 volts battery and you just do the same procedure i have described above. Mathew sixteen sm, smile, shrude manager, ishmael, luke 24 end signs, Pita cutting the it in luo, masikiyo, demondi possed man with christ- have mercy on us son of David. Fellow i have also been forwarded this text, buy these gadgets and make of your own. When 2goinvoice was not know you purported to collect me money which was never was, so when its there you resort to jealousy and stupidity- what do you want with me, to look down at my manwhodi in the end when i have defeated you.

Sausages are made in dark places, by blowing your nose on mafi then afterwards you wash using detergent water. Smokies are made likewise but by salivating on housefly maggot gotten from a pit latrine. Let them put recipe on the tv if they refute. I got a gun and hid it and reported that a gang robbed me around yet i still got the same gun dude. My whole life has changed by guinuwine- site a lone in not a well modern room and it opens up your mind and if you eat a big queen cake alone you come to dislike good things of this life, most so in the transit or walking- king of the jew with Christ. Eat one today to witness the truth. Drone are made by riding on donkey or horses at night, triumphant entry of Jesus into Jerusalem to cement the truth. Kitten are shot in dark to make welding machines and volt meters, cows being cut with panga or powersaw to make Generators, shooting of sheeps/cattle on the head from the ear or on the forehead to make choppers and small jets/plane. Ten minas parable and Malachi 4- who to the people who long to see the lords day, siaya, Nebuchadnezzar  lived at babylonding with Daniel. Kisumu close to Kericho or kakamega to illegal pluck/pick tea leaves at night so they dont want to vacate yet they claim they chose the best land as Guard tribe dude in genesis 49. Open business in the morning, to help people who get somewhere in the  morning then you can evade hell fire or constant hell walking. The only thing i know best is to rock the thing in between a woman thigh and i got distinction there and well qualified of dude and my friends call me church mouse. If your citizen work in a foreign land even if the company is yours, it brings bad omen to your nation coz they scrutinize, monitor and frustrate the indigenous workers esp if your nation is rich, brings the down fall of a nation i.e Itally. Take the local to work 4 you but just monitor the inflow and outflow money. Furthermore it breeds disrespect dude. If you take 4, 24 volts battery you connect to a welding machine or 8, 12 volts battery and do the same it will give you like 100 volts on the battery but on the welding machine it will give you 200 volts where you look for battery charger and input it on the 200volts then the 12 volts as the output on it you return to charge all the 4, 24V or 8,12v battery to continue the sequence not the battery to run out of power. To ensure continuity of power supply. Not enough dude, you still want to weld, you look for another welding machine and connect to the 200V initial welding machine to give you 400 volts, the first 100v was half volts thats why it gave you 200volts to connect to another welding machine. This save you as or money as it is cheap compared to buying one welding machine then connecting it to 8, 24votls bettery to give you 200 volts on the battery then on the one welding machine 400 as adding 4 battery on 24 volts one is expensive than buying another one welding machine same to adding another 8, 12 volts battery to give you 200 volts to be connected to one welding machine. A group of students just 4warded me this dude.

Tunahesha tu mchesho cha shex cha ebola na Emely mimi Adriano. Kebi na toni, tulimpatiya wote mote tano combi akatumumunya mbolo tukamwaga b4 tuanze the real intercourse. Kesho tukapatiya mag mote inne combi akadara mbolo zete tuka mwaga, whoyou kipusa anataka nini wajameni. Toni, mtondo tukapatiya ule mlami mote 3 but not combi nelly akamwaga, but mimi nikaseek marifa nikapiga dakika ishirini. Kebi amekatsika, wewe toni bwana kama uko weak nishauri chako bwana tuachane basi ama itakuwa vita, nilistay 30 minutes. Mouth urinating makes diskman, flash dish, usb and other phone accessories. Firing up of bullets makes a misile or internet server or rockets with gabage or barley. As much as shooting a dead man walking from the crosside on the ear to another side. TV are made using tongue, booty seated on a seat while kissing a woman on the dark as much as stereos. Decoders like dvd, vcd, kissing the bam/thigh of a woman all in the dark, some drones or toys annal/ass hole kissing, charger pedicure on a woman, gas cooker manicure, CD bikini works, chargers, transformers, ndiga as biskeli/bicycles, tuk tuk taking a shit on a storey hse topmost but falling to the ground or taking a shit on ones head as much as shooting the head of a cow, whichever dude. Defecating/kunai in someones mouth hospital gadgets like X-ray machine, Bmi or pulse rate machine with animal offering on place like chiken, kulu kulu or guinea fowl as pigs or rodents.

USA millitary chopers, jets are made using warthogs, crocodile, wild beast, monitor lizard as offerings throwing/hurling tortoise manwhood on the wall or doing the long china jumps like kanjwele from a high tower to the water in Olympics. Picking and plucking of tea, king of the jew made Christ to be arrested, he had foreseen how the said jew will rise in malachi four- who to the people who longs to see the lords day. By romancing or caresing a womans breast and suckling the niple with booty offering in place gives you tv’s. Shinny china sub-woofer, or electronics as phones are made using snail as the offering by vomiting on the ground near water, you eat to be full the you look for things that make you want to vomit. Another nation can came up with internet or internet apps like tumblr to finish the economy of Carli4nia or New England but with coca cola you cant finish it, its an international brand bro. The coca cola companies of the world do not return profit back home or it is not listed on the stock exchange for us to see the total profit made to add/sum them up and come with a rough figure worldwide of the company net profit. This is two fold, it will bring all people of color to the Georgia in-case of USA separation or other states will eye Georgia as create jealousy. This will hike the population so this is done for the Negros not to Know about Georgia state GS and move out to other lands, after 2 0r 3 generation coca cola revamp its strength and the profitability is know which i guess can be billions of dollar but at that time is too late for their kids to get back. Malachi four MF who to the people who long to see the lords day. GS greatest sex, gay/gikuyou,greek society. To me Georgia is the richest state and obama ought to have inducted the Negros on this sad fact. Damn it dude!!! Ombulu in luo, okwaju, chwa- king of the jew, mfalme wa yawhodi the seed, koth, mbegu- good samaritan Gs parable are used to make building bricks bb, someone urinate on them, defecate, kunia, pielo and jumps jumps many times squatted until they are made. Land and Range rovers takes people to hell as well, they are made with the cut booty of Romanian women where a woman vomit is literally licked until boom they are made. Range rover RR rasa rusians, rwandis, romanians, rom, romo, meetoshana, same, rs, rasa swedishona, swisswana, somali, rasa same. The feces/mafi/chieth are got mostly in nursing homes for the sick adults or infant babies. Jesus with little kids. Nebuchadnezzar was from Argentina together with Jesse Davids father, Daniel and among many others. Lazarus and rich-man you got prophet like Moses because he was described as no prophet had risen in Israel like Moses in the book of Deuteronomy bod, bodo, boding etc. But in that parable is said you have Moses and the prophets which means Moses was not a prophet but the last chapter of Deuteronomy describe him as a prophet which means the bible was omitted, it was you got Moses plant and the prophets. Road to emaus to cement the truth. If you gwaro, scratch the plant from the wall and boil it on water and you drink it makes your head a little bit bigger and people see you as obligated to kids giving you at-least respect which Lazarus did not have. King of the jew with Christ to cement the truth. Tong, mayai, egg is you hurl on the wall many or fall from inclination and got the sacrifice handy like mchele, rice, dignitaries corpse gadgets like speakers, Lamborghini, Ferrari, stereos are made even bulbs. Worker and vineyard parable to cement the truth. A long time people were made black even Adam and Eve but the curse/cars/gari/mtokni on ham one of Noah son fell on him and his skin changed from black to white and thats the white man with his lies that they develop/make cars yet they find them their but wants supremacy as superior yet other Africans have learnt the same even how the get illicit cash via the net at http://www.2goinvoice.com. Fuck that dude and damn it!! You want respect for what dude, tell me, where is your pride and where has it gone to or vanished to, to rats and dogs or to every tom harry and dick or harlot, tell me dude!!! Think twice bro!!!

If you take the made welding machine according to Michael masita of Oklahoma advising me, and you immerse it in a container that fits it or make a metallic ones and glue rubber on its inner walls or blader to avoid electrocution and then take diesel engine oil and pour it to the brim, close it or not like the power transformer on the poles then it can work day night without burning, you and your sons, grandsons can use it to infinity once it is put in a moisture free zone to avoid rusting. It eliminates the need for an electric timer. Cardiac is made with cattle or human teeth where one or many hangs from lofty/near height from a roof maybe a rope then they fall on that teeth heap with their booty then walks away in the dark then boom the Cadillac escalady car. Road to emaus to cement the truth, rooftop flag post left alone on the roof top in the bible to cement the truth. Escalators are also made with chaff or rice but this way. Hammer car is made with shooting a cow on the head then you dismount, while standing on the back, you jump away swiftly from it for the car to come up. It is not rocket science of we thevelop with Russians. Eat food from hell dude the french, british and Germans it was a hard decision when your choosing the land having that in mind if 2goinvoice was unearthed and the customer of your machines countries have learnt to make the same. Germans aint aliens so they wanted to be many and spread their wings in every emerging economy to spice or overpower the half aliens as the jew who are bound to spoil the world as destroy it in the bible. Trump kim met again the bobcollymore kiddnaped so that his email and social media particulars be taken or erased, the phone section, the number if takes 3 months unused it is given to another someone then if they know your email like they do with collymore they send the code to that number and get to all of your logging rendering you useless. Light rail train is made out of corpse, leaves, paper, fruits, berries, garlic and you do just the same with what you did with Cadillac above.

Pale apala nyolo kendo sistani cha, nyaminwho no-miya, negoyo ma mit instead of tho tho am thop thop, ywak nene thoch thoch thoch, ne-mitu sawa shawa. Ne-donjo yawa. Wathichamo mikate gi-emeli mano dak eapatment achiel gi anita maliwaza mane kebi temo winjo nyime. HEY CHANGE THE SHIT TO JEW GIKUYOU NOT TO GET THEM AS LIARS WITH 2GOINVOICE r automation which everynation will learn. tHOUGHT THEY COULD GO TO EVERY NATION TO MAKE THEM INSIDE there and sell them as used machines, them alone would do that- mfalme wa yahoodi. To make people not to get to their lands where they make the machines 4 respect, where they can witness how they are made but they could have remained in wilderness and blow up siren gas o kill the people who transform. They choose temperate lands out of snow to make those machines, in that the transformers will freeze to death b4 witnessing as spices i.e Alaska, Russia and the moon where they make expensive and sophisticated machines like internet servers 4 others not to learn. For respect that there lands do not support agriculture all through the year yet they are still a head so if they are given African which support all year through, where will they be. TO FINISH NIGROS when they have calculated the tea profit sold door to door in every city, when they come up here then they badmouth tea products of kenya and sensitize their own not to buy from Kenya but from Seychelles as well, Cameroon, Guinea, Congo and UG where tea can grow but not grown to fit the puzzle. Tea aint a must to drink, aint food crop as cereals, you can go without it- sheep and goat parable to cement the truth or sad fact. Nigros got to think twice and if tea is fenced with electric fence and monitored with drone, then/sasa kuja wa, why dilly dally, beat about the bush- mfalme wa yawhodi to signify what am saying. You can be finished baba, when hindu hears of the same they want to vacate coz of no benefit is their continued stay here bro. All indinous tribe from mars are kenyans almost every nation citizens brought from mars have these bloods thus the beef is there. Like americans, scorsika, brazil are kisii, china, argentina are kauma blooded, ballarie gabana blooded, South Africans are luya blooded, Nigerians & Hindu are luo and luya blooded, japanis are kauma. So these blooded wanna gang up to succeeded all the blooded and there is the world war. After the ham curse, the white man they became like not intuitive so long ago device a plan to marry other races without the curse to beef/hike up heir intelligence and there they are. So they wanted to know who can take care of them even if they mess, i mean when 2goinvoice is removed. So its a game kinda. Jamaicans are from mars and many kisii blooded from the time they were brought from mars but with AI as artificial insemination there in Jamaica, USA, Britain we got other blooded like luo. To see/witness this we simply partake groundnuts and meditate and there it is. The deal is blocked and now kinda behave like you are a bother to them or disturb them, the deal of matharau as despice of dhach of illegally picking/plucking of majani chai MC- gregor, donlad, shika in luo of tea. They wanted the bible to spread to learn the Kenya Character of not seeing the truth with the names and when the bible was written, they want people who understand in case automation was not learnt with other nations. Kikuyou do not want to leave the whites no matter what, even-though they are bad coz they are the ones who consume and buy huge killos of tea. So by leaving them as enmity destroys sales. But kalenjins can still do maize farming and sell to neighbourig countries. The masai are well placed in big land, in case of separation per previous province and being uncivilised other people from other nations will crop in and work for them. If 2goinvoice was not dis-enabled this could have taken place and it was the plan of desederious Erasmus who was Jamaican blooded and warned to snitch of all it to escape hell fire.

The take rice/mchele bandia as fake/plastic rice grind it a poshomill then mix it with dough which within no time destroys your molar or premolar teeths, the hndu, put in maize flour as well, even the people who walk with kahawa with their ponges as mandazi. Hindu need to surrender food processing plants for the government for health concerns. You blow a charcoal which is red that burns partially with air from your mouth with offering in place then forms the exact things am explaining above with the right offering for every gadget, you avoid going the yuck way, but near water or pool. Dreamliner jets, some jets, drones, buses, heavy machinery are made this way, from lofty high like a sky scrapper may be made of wood on upper balcony you stand many people and drop your sweet downward to the offering, battery, health equipment’s are also made this way. Offering includes human, horse hair, cattle Hyde, bougainvillea which is the best when gadgets are made out of it, cow-dung, chaff, rice , wheat, cereals, fruits, animal offerings, milk, mafi, blood, purse etc. With rolls Roy you shoot a horse while it stands on the head 1- maybe 5 times with a gun then you dismount then boom it forms or with many people while climbed on it, with infinity, buck convertibles the same. Recording house machine hyde then you pour water, urine r tears from above that church like made building, or pour out sperms many people out of masturbation. Pour sperms on human or horse corpse to form rockets and thats another method. The same on wool, cotton to form drones and stereos, invator, battery, generators respectively, or on cattle hump to still form drones and photo studio producing machines. Houses with opened like door windows breeds tough-headedness and thats why white go for sliding window vertical or sideways to rest to the standstill window in the middle. Human hair also makes chip boars while sperm is pour on them from above or mafi smeared on them then you dismount, or defecate from lofty high into the offering many people makes Malaysian furniture. If you order gadgets online from another nation on the happiness index you are rated high than others, you became more happier than those who bought them locally. Stop many words, take a group of people then put them in groups or in class then give them every gadget of the world, let them partake grounnuts- the small rounded one/species- then put it to contemplation/fikira/paro then let then come up/write what they see/visualize then compare notes and go for them as to make them, stop following and jealousy This a new market for china, weighting machine the can measure things while you hang them on it but digital like the butchery one with where you set the price to avoid dubious/unscrupulous business practices, this esp is for scrap metal dealership which now the whites and hindu as trump wanna go back to, lest it is made a county business not soul proprietorship as it fetches high returns on profits. Rasta and friend wish the world to open and fall coz all their swag came from 2goinvoice and never expected the same, some would wish to find a lake near them and run while shouting at the top of their voice hoping someone rich would bell them out. Revelation tano/five the root of David, @ that time bro which is this time dude, shut up and stop but move one, and if you wanna leave please dismount all and follow me as my words/ways period. Now they resort to looking at my zip wher the penis is located, be your self do play others like be like other people, we are whites, brazilians and borrowing their character as well not knowing they are poor. Now is the time, level ground in business, no dhach but respect.

Italians are kaumas as well, choni are pochogis but some are luo blooded out of when they talk you feel your head is lowered like a descending plane or got popo/bat like ears. Ghananians are kalenjins, Lousiana and alabama states are 90% luya blooded and 10% luo, Georgia are somehow somali, new England states are Meru as cameroonians, Virginia are mande speakers who are Giriamaz, congolese are luyas as well, Belgium are swanaz, switzerland are kisii, finlands are malawian lets me say 50% out of AI Artificial insemination. They even soak mchele plastic in water 4 more hours to use in alcohols or food products like sweet etc.Take 4-5 wet cells of 12 volts each, then connect positive of one to the negative of another then you will be left with 2 wires one positive then the other negative, which will give you upto 60 volts if the battery are fully charged, then put the 2 wires in a socket then plug the welding machine on it as the input power like you do on the wall. The welding machine will give you upto 120 volts if you measure the current using a volt meter on the 2 hands that hold the welding rod to weld. Cut the welding hands that hold the rods 4 welding the put a socket as well, the input your gadgets i.e tv and radios to use as well as a battery charger which has positive and negative outlets to charge all these batteries again, branch the + one 5 times to rest on the + cathod of the battery and the - one as well to ensure continuity in power supply, for the battery not to run low in power. You can use the solar to charge all the cells as well which is the best as it gives you hapiness and long life but the battery charger option is cheap to brings the booty and kills fast in john 3:16 and mayland you in jeorpardy in hell. How many times have you heard that cheap is expensive, i suppose many times. Why abuse kebi everytime yet Emely has given him sex/ her pussy he pumps slowly just waiting for an intense ejaculation, omiye nyime o-oloo moss bila wach/maneno. You cant make someones gadget just like that, it will land you in hell bro. Anafanya sex bandia na mochanda na magdalin na huku anajidu, jikaza says adriano mchokozi. The balcanised states, croatia,greek and many knows the jew, who they are but are weak, coz the jew family runs the EU and are making machines to use, they dint know the same but once they have learnt the same, it will be war, they cant keep on with their manouvers of being silly, Gikuyou and luya as luo. They want to take colorado which beloged to croatia and Georgia greek.

Welding machine if you make with kenya/uganda power wires can make you go in hell, make it with iron wire of the fence, you just mend it the box box type of fence wire. Goat and sheep parable friends. China or any other country should open their shops for their goods in any nation to sell direct to the customers. For example India takes china or Germany cars and replace spear-parts with theirs b4 its bought which will give them more profits if they sell it again to other people while the German/china ones is declared incompetent bro. The Eggs in the supermarkets aint fit 4 human consumption the yellow albumen york egg, return the white one, the kamba are making these in kenya i.e the Tuskys Supermarket inside at night. A staff reveled it to me, even electronic and other gadgets selling them expensive as water tanks and the 1.8 million house shown on the TV. The government ought to intervene to check the price, with the house they refurbished it, removed its roofing and placed the normal one. Click this link 4 more information dude. https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001334340/un-s-tiny-home-model-targets-kenya-s-un-housed-masses Mbona tusi kebi na moch amemupatiya senye anachimba kuchimba, says amani. Nyim moch thethre, en thep thep, mit thedho, omiye nyime othedho okotug-go, acheshi nacho utters dolly. Buy the big umbrella used outside on food restaurant and make holes on it when boarding a plane, in case of a fall you jump and you will escape the hurt and you lie to the plane company you had 2 billion which is lost to make the company check 4 each passenger how much they have at boarding time period. You can help me friends, once i have forwarded you my text, you can just open a Gmail a/c under my name and post on the youtube pages of UN, AU, ECOWAS, OPEC, COMESA, ICC, SONGS, CHURCHILL LIVE, TV PROGRAMS of any nation etc, the like of [email protected], [email protected] and many. Do me that favor bro!!!! I you partake fried fish hot one just from the pan with chopped tomato and onion not to mention chillies it gives you another spirit of laziness, selfish and hate of bad life, it makes you hallucinate and dislike other people, so its two fold, try fellaz, you want to be alone as starting to ripe paw paw pp, pier power, eat with ugali bro says martinez. Am choni, liking uchokozi, kinyo, poking others, king of the jew, gik machon, oldies i love as ladies, mokozi, chocolate women i love, i say anything as chochote, i love bones, chogo, last born, toilet as cho, piga watu ten nill, bure, pure i love as well. Pallemo island people are padhola of UG blooded dude, the white people had know that if 2goinvoice is eradicated they will be no-more as each nation has learnt automation so this was done to set the situation at equilibrium. They love pier, booty, piem, compe, pien/lather, piyo/fast-ing, pino, wasp, philipino, opposing/pingo. Kuwaits are toro, S-arabia some luo etc

This the most reliable AE way to produce power and the most convinient/effective/effectual and surable way to produce your own power. Take one wet cell of 24 volts the put the negative and the positive cathod/terminals on a wire then on a socket then plug the welding machineWM on the socket like you do to it on the wall as input then on the output on the 2 wires that holds the welding rod, cut them and do likewise with the socket, it will give you approximately 48-52 volts when the battery is fully charged, then take a motor bike star and again return the power to charge the same same battery the welding machine is using to ensure the power is not depleted or take a computer/florescent/TV adaptor used in the usa of 120 volts which its output is 24 volts, when you use half current which is 50 V given by the WM It will give you 12-15 volts then put in a solar energy controller to again charge the same battery incase you are using 12 V battery to give you 24 V on The WM but with 24 V wet cell look for A transformer that gives you 50 V as output when used on 200 Volts which if you use half current gives you 20-25 volts to charge the very very battery. While is the USA you can add another welding machine wm(2)to step up the 50 V given to 100 to power your machine but in a nation that uses 220 volts like Tanzania, Uganda, Kenya add another welding machine to WM (3) step up the power from 100 - 200 V to be used in your household. Th beauty is you can use it in welding, cooking, heating, in fridge with just one battery. OR Guys use 4-5 motor bike batter to give you 60 Volts after connection but let them be in 2 sets, put light switch in-between the positive and negative terminal after connecting to switch off power supply inbetween the wet cell when you are charging one set while the other is in use. Put the wet cell together in a wooden frame explains eddy roy of KB and studying in Rusia with her associates. The 5o V when you step up by adding 1 wm will be 100 to be used in nations like USA but like in Nigeria or E.Africah add another WM to step it to 200 V to power you household or business premis. Below are links carying diagrams of all the accesories above. You plug an electric plug in a socket n/b. With an invator option it eliminates you not to heat and cook with it as the invator burns, how many times have you hard that cheap is expensive. The white people got another software at withdraw funds at 2goinvoice and telling theit diehard fans around. Corruption of the hieghest degree. Wilson Williams advices me.

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In TUSKYSupermarket to make sure urine pour on the offering they extend it using pipes 4 the urine to fall in the middle. Supermarkets should be made of thick hard glass so that nothing hidden goes inside. We cant afford/go no trusting the foods, Let a chain store be a chain store not a factory. Open one and thats why in developed world they work 24/7. If a child knows much than in his age in the old Red Indian heritage, he was grabbed at night without his knowing and hurled in the lake superior, the same should happen now. It was done to sway tomorrow evil in the society. I now put my post on football matches as Jamaica vs Domingo or in any country Tv news like Bahama, japan, Congo Tv news check friends of any nation and check them in the 1st - 3rd post on the you-tube and promise there you will find me. Rental houses should be built for visitors not necessarily hotels where if you want to travel to any land you book online and let them be well equipped with modern furniture and TV's and let the occupation period be 1-3 months not more and this a new business idea and looking forward to not getting a job alongside buying and selling of speedy stick deodorant door to door in overseas market b4 opening an immobile office. The deodorant is bought at $ 3 and me wanna sell it at $ 10 out of shipping fee. This a new business platform i wanna venture into not sleeping around with harlots like Barryme and kepi swears Toni Aloyce. Modems broadband and limosin cars are made out of kilimi/lim, one make one car of different animals i.e hammer one is of cow, Lincoln car one is for wild beast and more. Gi-sin omera bro the walami. Lands with lakes which where dried like KS or Russia are wheat supporting and many people love them coz they are undulating, they give you instant curse and makes you go to hell. Your reproach in judgement time can be population outburst and inconsistent food made you to dry it then you escape fire but without that fire dude. You enjoyed good things bro like onding kenya, the holly ground Moses the green man saw the burning bush- women with release/ejaculate Barnabas as he was masturbating on the cross. The place gives you instant back pain necessary for rapid sex, it arouses you in a nutshell. The same they want to do 4 lake Victoria and great lakes basin they taste for humidity, temperatures, soil while on ship necessary 4 wheat farming and kinda they have found out. Big cities of the world are always built on cool/cold land of that nation to support business in clothing, much cloths sell in cold lands as opposed to hot ones like doa. Thats why the white people relocated capital from dar to dodoma and mombasa to Nairobi to support their used/mitumba clothes and thats why in pretense they say Nairobi or kigali is beautiful coz it feeds them somehow and any city of the same caliber.

transverse the nation . moses saw the promised land on a torn/raruka map, worker parable he saw western sea south East asia in a boat.

People of florida are dinka as Sudanese, The North of the campas in the map is not reliable, it depends with how you are sitted, my north can be your east or south if you seat not facing the same direction am not sitted. The right north or south is gotten by a magnetic compas. So they say north is hill while south is slanting- piny and malo, juu na chini- but River nile flow against that law from south to North, from Jinja in UG to mediterenian. So the world map aint right, the south pole should take N-pole position on the map and vice versa. The map should be restructured as in, should resemble a bin balance, the Australia and the indonesia, mc donald island should be on-top while the rusian and canada below. When this is done it will remove a certain spirit from peoples head of being rude and big period asserts colly. Anew solar panel that rotates and takes the shape of a mug/cup should be rolled out to captured all light or one that looks like a triangle as opposed to the flat one. Thats a plus and a new market. The deep fried samaki/fish eaten with ugali straight from the frying pan was the forbidden food not fruit and railamolodinga gave it to adam and even, a spirit as i have heard was changing/transfiguring his manwhood so eve rendered him futile so the very fish mixed with cut tomato and onions removes that spirit making you aroused for sexual intercoarse. So in the drone at bar kalare they were naked and the monkey/nyami took their garments to be later found to be naked with a provoking Gods voice. Worker & vineyard parable to cement the truth and king of the jew, just off the frying pan type of fish. Jesus with division, deep fried. Solomondi had dinka blood. When you take a TV that you can set time to switch off automatically as open then with your volt meter locate a place inside that gives you 12 volts then amount it to a small solar power controller unit to connect to the invator to give 240 volts to even run a motor when it on then you got the timer if they are two if you set them alternating in time to go-off and switch on. And thats another world timer according to Nelson mandela ochola of KB friend on FB. Goat and sheep parable and weed parable for the truth to be acertained. You can mount a 12v battery to an invator then use solar power controller mounted with a 10 volt transformer to again charge the same battery with its very own power but use your volt meter to make sure when you connect the wet cell power is just 10 volts to continue the sequence without the battery being finished/runned out. Then with along wire lets say 100 meter- you can roll it partially connect the invator output power of 200 volts given by 10 volt charged battery not 12 V to a welding machine to give you 400 volts that you can even use in welding without burning the invator (1000 watts plus). Madem an adrian startup to amiene enduko and thats precisely my pride, yaani anduko marach according to relevant sources. Wanga eh wiyi, to ewangi kagimaneno maiti mar osiepna maduong, to a youko as shake and node my head like nasikiya maneno, kama rat and one hand of the hand at the jaw on your hand and the other on the hard matress, my tongue upon you and mine likewise, to na pump vinashtea yaani videadly, to am calling ya name sometimes faintly. Arach baba and thats the only expertise inherent in me. Wa pimo nyili dong adriano. These tall people above 6 ft in height got meru blood of wanting to be 1st but lazy as turkana blood of just wanting to iddle around and disrespect people who are working. A time 4 reconing is comming when the owner comes as parable of the talent puts it.

Whoudala they say when you have defeated them with the DNA issue or let them withdraw the cash at the bank which i checked in at the counter to find nothing but they insist their is something long when i used to visit the SD service desk but early in the morning i visited the teller to find nothing. I went to the police to report the matter, they say they have wire the cash but nothing, let them withdraw the cash i wont report it to the court but leave me alone. Kinda they want to look at you in the eye like a man-woman relationship and rab themselves against you. Question is what do you want with me? I pick scrap metal and their is no hurdle put 4 you to do the same. You want me to be like your woman, i pick 4 you and you eat that am whoud dala, fuck that boy!!! They lias with police to identify those with lands to approach like bandits in broad day light. Hooliganism of the highest order/degree. Malachi four MF who to the people who long to see the lords day. Dala ka-nga, Ka-wandete, ka-modi, ka-nyawyeni, i was adopted, well you now know my home so we belong together to come like you want and eat or near me to play with my manwhood like a gay from game siaya, Germand they claim now they are. Whonataka nini baba? kuchesha na mbolo changu, kuangusha/kuchama mimi youhai ama nyumba changu. Recall sarafina movie it needs many people of that city killed by a bullet or siren or Dell as to be caned to eliminate that starbon evil-spirit period. If you are in a very hot place like Doa what comes/crops into your mind is death, seeing dead people in a casket thus gives you no rest and there4 shortens your life span, with cold places you became sympathetic with the dead, mostly you find yourself visiting the graves as cool places but relatively hot place like kisumu of temp 25 average its all good and thats why the white people chose those land for love and long life as cool water.  Its upon the government of every nation to sit down and talk about AE and its related atributes rather will destroy the world business like UG, TZ, OMAN power. To remove battery and stop acid production, go back to solar to power/start automobiles. Towa, worker parable to cement the truth, to esp china as every nation has know to make the same. I was going to be prudent if them alone were making such gadget. Abromako tiendi to piny, to agum ketho whoomi, eti-eti, kedho wangi- michiga, we dont join peoples things we as chinis people- swinny. Mfalme wa yahoodi as well. Snake tongue used to make wires, big blasphemy is when you sleep with a serpent and cant be 4give. salar power controller spc is big matawi as leave sperm poured onto from lofty high in the dark. Weed, samarian and ten minas to cement the truth as well as jesus with little children. Saphron morphone gadgets are made out of water mellon as black berry equipments.

When you imagine sleeping with a snake in ya mind you see kinda an oven door being opened as carried, the furnace. But if you are well of it, king of the jew, one of the blasphemy that cant be 4given if you know it. Nebuchadnezzar slept with a serpent to be wise out of as wise as a serpent. So when being judged sometimes he is gotten out and taken back but other sins if you only walk you burn 4 some seconds that left with exhausure, something holds on your hair and hangs you up on the transit, if you eat groundnuts and put it to mind/contemplation you see. @lanta city, carli4nia written out of swag by no-one else but Mr monde. Thorn in the flesh, enmity, disastrous to them, kudho in luo and miba in swahili is used to make missile and fast speed jets, you masturbate or urinate or hurl mafi from lofty high to the big one thorn and boom there it is. With big planes like jumbo jets you take the tongue of reptiles whose tongue/limi resembles a Y, like snake one and do exactly what you have done with the thorn and jet and boom the big dreamliner jet as another method- mfalme wa yawhoodi to cement the truth bro. Even Negros have known to make the same so thought them alone, so they can come this side as sell them as well as kikuyou in the USA. Dude its futile bro, stay where you are, pussy is the same almost always, their is no new beauty per woman/race/tribe, it exhausts and ejaculates you period.

Aseko yie yesu ne wanga tea ni ndalo duto, illegal plucking of tea and in AE as this is forever. Waketo elamo, tek ndii but yesu (saviour, kebi blo loso) thats their prayer and they want to always follow or dine with me as disciples/wafuasi. But the text is am not Jesusnakenyatta am kebi in revelation 17. Epono ne-ng'a chai, nancy anaponee north soudan to gi process to gi-uso middle east go tieno- goat parable to cement the truth. Barry me anapononee Germany to gi-uso western Europe, to Emanuel nachunia Itally na wanna uza Estern Europe, To opiyo, am plucking for china and malaysia and they sell in Rusia and SEA, south east asia, to wahindi asking colly gi pono kendi to thats why they came here- they share profits with Britain on a 50-50 basis. Fuck that utters kebi!!!!! Minaj na mia kumbe wanna matako bandia, sasa mimi napenda titi shape ya paw pow. Planes are also made with sharks, wales, or mud/cat fish the same gimmick is done of hurling sperm from lofty high from a crane of like the church balcony. Many cranes with many people in open but dark compound. If you work in a morgue as well you find yourself in hell, if you cremate and partake groundnuts you see your self not burning in a transit. Transfiguration of Christ. You should not mend bodies of people who are cut or dis-formed or fat people with big belly when they die, in that you remove the intestine. They should be burnt/cremated but those who are okay formalined then buried shortly not to stay for long as it can land you in hell, in the book of chronicles they were omitted. Muslims find themselves in hell or you see the furnace door being grabbed and opened/put side for them coz they bury without treating the corpse with formalin. Power saw made using crocodile by smearing mafi or urinating on it dude, whichever. Uhuru Kenya says their is no money circulating around coz from 2goinvoice people have withdrawn cash and stored under ceiling board, tiles floor, in a container in rural lands and with a witch-doctor he can see where you have kept the money. They can kidnap/kill you then break into it or at night use people who transfigure to do the same shit. Whats wrong with this man, he is an impediment to development/growth but in pretense he is championing such. Fuck that dude!!!

Wach dholuo mond wanyodh mandi, after uttering they resort to looking at your zip/manhood. An bictor aponone Jamaicah gi Ethiopia to gi-uso carribean isles, central America gi latin america. Shi/dong waloyo Jachien nyithindwa. En kamano utters nyabondo molo cha, says odundo. Even if you insist and marries from a sturbon/unscrupulous tribe that will later infect the kids you find your way to hell if you are well aware of it. Jesus and marriage and king of the jew. Those Electronics that kills you early like sony and panasonic is made out of kITTEN/PAKA, worker parable, ten minas and king of the jew to cement de trut. Kenhood/taghood spinje/spikers are made of penguin from lofty high you hurl sperms or smear mucas/mafi on it in dark dude. Moch olworo kech, ha ha babe tupike chai yawa to the point of being overwild or irritated, cant do with 2 meal a day but the beuty is that cry and am fully exploiting it, friends with lucking breakfast she gives it to me and gives in to cry or cry that way and pals guess what, thats my happiness. How many times have you heard that one mans meat is another mans poison. Amol ma, ama happy bwana, fula tele. Otwonowa pecha dong adrilian, thats why we have grown rude, nyime/pubic part we aint after dong startup. Nyiel koda we are making progress donge!!!

Yes am back, they were selling for export exorbitantly but local i was exchanged for artificial yellow. Yes am back folks. Sudan Electronic are good dude, the USA tolerated Albashir and was rude 4 this reason. It makes you feel good and love respect and makes you slim as well even 4 Ethiopia makes you desist from arguments but channels you to lonely mature women. Why should we buy from white and what help are they to us. Aborigines are Choni and Gabana, the kenyan tribes in mass their lands natural resources were discovered like oil and many had learnt to make machine while other did not so they rushed to intermarry and thats how these other tribes got those blood b4 being shipped to earth and reshuffled again by pochogis. Tea you should heat all well with milk if you just soak it into a cup of milk you risk developing cancer of throat and lips and never you are alerted. When you buy of African made goods like sandles from UG or Kenya you get fed up of white and life, you feel like you wanna die or hang yourself. I mean you leave the things of this life which is to the positive and better dude, you became a man of few words. Container houses brings mauti/death thoughts close to you like soon you will die or loose a close friend soon. I have come to dislike them dude. Folk lifts fl, and put offering in the middle to hurl, sprinkle like sperm, urine, mafi from above to make machines. Jesus with little kid or Malachi four to cement the truth, like Christ was crucified in the middle with 2 thieves, one on both sides from lofty high bro to give us hint how he was talking of machines being made and how partially they are made. Nyako nyime en-shaggy kaka ojanyo wiye no owadwa, nene kaka joseph penjo, wiye ojany ka-nyieme, anadware- oloso kagima oywak, talking kinda as if he is crying in bass like a little kid someone taking his food yet he is still hungry. Abromiyi rat and rat manew, okblonegi but blothulo wiyi no, pat wiyi no. Odwachieme e-od-G mokfine Dong onethough gi-susan. Even and Adam were warn not to eat from the trees in the middle of the Garden as this will give them typhoid which was hard to treat and they did that and was diagnosed very quickly and that why even was saying in a crying voice we are naked out of stomach pain/upset period folks.

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lady birds are used to make DVD/VCD/RADIOS. Rubber as saddles are used to make coffins/caskets as well as kales, cabbage or just vegetables. The hump e.g of a cow, lion is used to make drones, Ferrari or Lamborghini cars. Meli are made using rubbers, many collected near a large water body where you direct a woman pointing from her booty up to down on the floor with your fingers repeatedly and there it is as ship dude. Transformers made using onions, cabbages or nyanyas. Greenade can also be made using coconuts the hard one. DONGE-mumekubali my friends esp from BBK that an ngamalich, abihave like a respected fellow- kose-enwach baba. Railadamalo knows very well that he delude adam and eve and that the jew are white, but got misinformation of getting to heaven that you must aid someone white which is a big lie, he fears going to hell fire so during judgement he wanna portray himself as if he didn't know the consequences of the tree of life and the fruit of wisdom/knowledge so he be acquitted and forgiven, but in Luke 16 parable of the shrude manager- warns him that he got prophets to listen to like Moses and Elijah. You are wasting your time dude, you are heading nowhere with the jew/Egyptian thing. The Hindu have known how to make even guns and they are doing that in east Africa so during violence they can use then against people and portray as the police or people have done such. They must get to their nation period. Mandaratego bwana nyako, onge-mchezo.

Panya routes pr, presidency, pretense, short cuts sc, scores, school, peutro rico, public relations, rat, nelson eliminating tiger, asian tigers At, rat, mat, sat etc. Radios are made using coconut as tv, invators etc or kulundeg in luo or wasp to make stereo or some jets as drones. Fruits like melons, avocado, pumpkin, pineaple are can also be used to make such. Timers are also me using small vibrating arachnids or insects. Tea is not a must for people to do with, its not food crop like wheat or maize that forms part of 90% of the world meal as much as riye or rice but the government of developed world can sensitive their people not to partake tea coz you can do without it period and the nations that we will take their wives if you got money -anyone- are the chief buyers and once oil is eliminated their purchasing power will decrease i.e Egypt which fund 50% of her economy with 2goinvoice cash and Pakistan which buys large amount or % f kenyan tea. When 2goinvoice is eradicated tea export will reduce drastically. Haitians, Caribbeans and people in the usa leaving illegally are 10 million black and the negro population is 40 million if they came to Kenya 4 example and the voting rights extended to them then if they select their own they win all the elections and take the nation and precisely thats their plan. Out of 40 & 10 people 60 % are adult which is roughly 35 million voters and the Kenyan voters stand at 20 million and thats why the Kenyan government wants the population to increase to outmatch them but oblivious of the fact that green-card takes 50 thousand families with roughly 2 kid yearly and the high influx of international student who have indulge themselves in the US culture as well. In a sense its like selling the nation to aliens indirectly.

Nipe maembe amatowa maembe ni one kama ni ripe au la, yellow ama pink or red,  kisha nidunge hata mara sabini mara saba kisha ni-release nikuache nikusamehe. Nyimi mit nduko mochanda, utters kevin in a fainted but crucked voice. Ndukle mamitu to-bwaso nyima kaka saa thiyo as the timer counts. Enda whoko americah, kujahapa japan- kenya- is their tonation whenever they get bitter. We cant trust tea processed in kenya or cocoa in ghana or coffee in Uganda or Ethiopia as it is somehow su-standard or not grown with proper sanitation requirements, its hazardaz somehow to our health. So we can be given land to plant it on our own in kenya, process it and pack it using the local labour and local audit to scrutinize scrupulosity, take our share and take your share or simply we buy the leaves or the berries and process them in our own nation, according to Eu and the choice is yours. Wanyama saga in Western Kenya, kev wanna show him that soul force is greater than physical force, i must see him stepping down. They recruit you and you take that oath of being a gang member and you adhere to secrecy and dont leave the gang, lest you are killed in cold blood. Even if you dont posses a gun they use the next fellow near you to have that gun upon which you are shot they say you had one- eti umeanza kuropokwa of the deal to rob a bank or fall a plane which is longterm and tiresome & sometimes never happens faster that makes you wanna leave the organisation. They use the money they have collected along the road- the police- to facilitate this a genda and some makanga are part of the Gang. The email am using in my tumblr i have already given it to you plus the password which do not long in due to reasons not known to me well.  Gung group accord to JR Emmanuel sheldon ES, end signs, estate, essy money Em

Your pussy to succulent to pump, to sweet to hit Robinson and that was how kevin was crying yesternight in a faint but crocked voice. Give it to me as i hit it mrs Robinson, Robinson saying i just need a baby a baby as her crying. If you find out that a lady you somehow love can conspire behind your back to organise an attack on you, better you leave her- no way you can love her even to hit that thing in between the thigh. Timiza timiza timiza maombi yangu timiza, juzi nilitomba mochanda, jana nikabusu magdaline, mtondo nikadinya lolain next week niko na niki, timiza x3 maombi yangu bwana timiza- thats how nelson was singing very happy and jubiliant. Safety matches SM, smile, sianda moroco, malawi, malta, mongolia, scorsica mataka, smile, shrude manager parable in luke 16. Lazarus parable and rich-man- i got five brothers FB, fat buttocks can take you to hell and other social medias like tumblr affects the eyes which fb is safe. You got Moses plant and the prophets, road to emaus, can be grow the nyamawho herb. Moses grows many in a cluster, if you get much money from 2goinvoice it takes you direct to hell, tell my brothers to desist and give the poor that money. Buy condom in the factory if you are a rich man in large quantity or many as mfalme wa yawhodi which aint put in direct sunlight to burst. Women with barnabas. Bavid was balarian, but people from the isles are bald when grown up, kihara- king of the jew.

Wewe endele tu kujikaza na tayari tumejua cv yako ya kulala na watu fake na unadhani tujuwi. Meda meda sungri, sunga blo sungi. Buy condoms from the factory and keep them under locked cooler in your bedroom- lazarus parable to cement the truth. Ni nini kebi anafikiria asks sophi, vin saying opara kaka nyim moch dango gire, the way the pussy is dissecting and dividing his manwhod, kaka ni-miye go-tieno, kaka nyim duodo mande, kaka tongo, chama as eating away his penis kinda, kaka bwaso nyime, kaka thino mande e-samachon, kaka turo duong ne. Yore yore moch gi kebi pant down hotel vunduba, oyudgi says odindo, onduko jal ma luya tuchne nelson atucha says modi. Hiyanyo akebi nang'o swini, mchinga, stupid to nyim mochanda omiye opado kakare, otemo kata-laye to-okonyal. I wanna see how its stout, vile imesimama em em em em magdalin utters adriano in a cry, natakakuona vile iko flabby na vile cd/condomu jimeifit au imeiva, kaka cd orwake kata kaka ondiso thong,  moch monika alinishow yake, natakuona vile imeng'ethia na kukula chuom yaani vako, vile inakula njaro kama inalala ama la asha, Alinishow huko mtoni jana. Moch natakuona position imechukuwa yakupokea fimbo, vile imenuna/fura, kaka awinjo ni-ochwe,  adwalo neno mochanda swears kebi sunga moketo, vile imevimba, katsika, nene au kufurahia, kaka osin am omor. I wanna see pozi as position mokao, yaani imechukuwa, kutulia am inaliya. Minaj i wanna know and am here to make you happy if you wanna and magmoch to showcase my love to ya in a beautiful way. The compound is to clean as if the booty is wiped, ni-kama kwamba rasa inapanguzwa.  LG tv is the best but the side effect which is over-longtime glued to the screen pops out your eyes as swollen is simply eating 2-5 grape fruit and it burst from outer-inside to give out some fluid like tears then your eye is okay. LG lord god, lesbian gays, laughing gas as anesthesia, to unknown God in acts 17, Savior. Ther, Githeri, king of the jew- you give to that one who transform in your belly to fall, you can drink it period. They want to reduce the population of kenya for them to come like they did long in the usa during war 2- the Germans. And they want to counteract Uganda technology, Tz and Ethiopia as the USA and Germany will supply them with weaponry once their is war after along time of their influx coming. To sub-due Uganda cars which makes you tall and black but Good for whites, they are too original. Trump and obama are luya and luo blooded and they were there to see on how america generates its revenue as to monitor and see into ways on how it can be overthrown using china, India and German technology, witch-crafty or transfiguring people to either fall the plane, detonate military bases with chapalast tied on grenade using there own already working there or sink ships. According to jeremytahidi Trumps even meets people who transfigure like Railamolodinga in Asia alongside Kim of North Korea to facilitate the hidden agenda above. They even organised terrorist attacks, uhuru also transfigures as well and is there liaising with museveni as well to plot the above. Trump is vietnamis as well, so the trum kim meeting is a pretense to foster peace but to facilitate terorism and to overthrow the USA government to conqour internet to control 2goinvoice, and make many writting theirs to gain respect. Like china has come up with bing, and kikuyou with tubidi among many other. The usa is also in pretense of this to know fully the character of these people and thats why the invoice was incorporated. To know peoples character with free things or after being rich like the Jamaicans or china or kenyans. So 2goinvoice is a blessing in disguise, to even know lias and try to interrelate them with fallen figures even in the bible and where to place them.

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The compound is to clean as if the booty is wiped, ni-kama kwamba rasa inapanguzwa.  LG tv is the best but the side effect which is over-longtime glued to the screen pops out your eyes as swollen is simply eating 2-5 grape fruit and it burst from outer-inside to give out some fluid like tears then your eye is okay. LG lord god, lesbian gays, laughing gas as anesthesia, to unknown God in acts 17, Savior. Ther, Githeri, king of the jew- you give to that one who transform in your belly to fall, you can drink it period. They want to reduce the population of kenya for them to come like they did long in the usa during war 2- the Germans. And they want to counteract Uganda technology, Tz and Ethiopia as the USA and Germany will supply them with weaponry once their is war after along time of their influx coming. To sub-due Uganda cars which makes you tall and black but Good for whites, they are too original. Babe if you have taken a shower and wipe that booty, with me i will just hit it but no anal kissing. Uchayo akebi nang'o to mochanda omiye nyime otuomo, magdalin omiye nyime ochikore, Lobinson omiye nyime onduko kaka seche sudo, odindo wacho ni kaka saa thiyo to kolo wacho as the time/timer clocks/tickles. Sara omiye nyime owinjo ekoyo to shamtimes odoome ka nyati. Sometimes oswoyo, oponde, mbona madhalau kwa kebi aloyce kisha sema na anatomba wasichana kamili.

When you eat wheat products which human vomit has been added to, either sieved or not you develop acute baldness as kipara in swahili. Beware of your food. Mama nee-nyako ma bambe dum chieth ni- in making of jets whoman feace/mafi is rubbed on the thigh slowly by slowly then boom their is the jet. Mama hebu ona whoyou msichana paja yake inasmell shonde- anaharibu plan yetu wajamani. The money which they take from you at the scrap metal out of faulty weighting machine is used greatly to fund the gungship in towns. When you became so profound in bible as to oppose it your hear someone like cocking the gun- king of the jew if you start to be hard or a church critic. PASTORS are the ones also killing people. You start to see the devil in blue or grey attire like spider-man mostly inside a mortuary or outside your house as well as chain stores without ear lobes dude. The money is used to fund hooliganism among inter-estate gangs. Lobinson nyimi swoyo manda and this cold weather in riga is good with pumping something- donge onethough utters kev, kolly saying mit gi-swoyo gimolo, hadija saying ni tamu na kupeleka/kupepeta kitu wajamani. This pussy of yours rides my penis in a smooth and beautiful way,/manner says monde. Tabia utters adriano.  The church should have money counting matchines and offering be paid either online or before the mass, so at people to know exactly how much is collected to avoid the church admin misappropriating the cash to investments that win women, fund hooliganism and creates jealousy in the society. We should know how much is debited and created to avoid what i have described b4 about churches projects even up-to killings. Church killed TM and MLK. If one is about to be struggled you see just an approaching hand alone not the body around their necks, touching it a little bit then divorcing it- king of the jew to cement the truth.

lady birds are used to make DVD/VCD/RADIOS. Rubber as saddles are used to make coffins/caskets as well as kales, cabbage or just vegetables. The hump e.g of a cow, lion is used to make drones, Ferrari or Lamborghini cars. Meli are made using rubbers, many collected near a large water body where you direct a woman pointing from her booty up to down on the floor with your fingers repeatedly and there it is as ship dude. Transformers made using onions, cabbages or nyanyas. Greenade can also be made using coconuts the hard one. DONGE-mumekubali my friends esp from BBK that an ngamalich, abihave like a respected fellow- kose-enwach baba. Railadamalo knows very well that he delude adam and eve and that the jew are white, but got misinformation of getting to heaven that you must aid someone white which is a big lie, he fears going to hell fire so during judgement he wanna portray himself as if he didn't know the consequences of the tree of life and the fruit of wisdom/knowledge so he be acquitted and forgiven, but in Luke 16 parable of the shrude manager- warns him that he got prophets to listen to like Moses and Elijah. You are wasting your time dude, you are heading nowhere with the jew/Egyptian thing. The Hindu have known how to make even guns and they are doing that in east Africa so during violence they can use then against people and portray as the police or people have done such. They must get to their nation period. Mandaratego bwana nyako, onge-mchezo.

Panya routes pr, presidency, pretense, short cuts sc, scores, school, peutro rico, public relations, rat, nelson eliminating tiger, asian tigers At, rat, mat, sat etc. Radios are made using coconut as tv, invators etc or kulundeg in luo or wasp to make stereo or some jets as drones. Fruits like melons, avocado, pumpkin, pineaple are can also be used to make such. Timers are also me using small vibrating arachnids or insects. Tea is not a must for people to do with, its not food crop like wheat or maize that forms part of 90% of the world meal as much as riye or rice but the government of developed world can sensitive their people not to partake tea coz you can do without it period and the nations that we will take their wives if you got money -anyone- are the chief buyers and once oil is eliminated their purchasing power will decrease i.e Egypt which fund 50% of her economy with 2goinvoice cash and Pakistan which buys large amount or % f kenyan tea. When 2goinvoice is eradicated tea export will reduce drastically. Haitians, Caribbeans and people in the usa leaving illegally are 10 million black and the negro population is 40 million if they came to Kenya 4 example and the voting rights extended to them then if they select their own they win all the elections and take the nation and precisely thats their plan. Out of 40 & 10 people 60 % are adult which is roughly 35 million voters and the Kenyan voters stand at 20 million and thats why the Kenyan government wants the population to increase to outmatch them but oblivious of the fact that green-card takes 50 thousand families with roughly 2 kid yearly and the high influx of international student who have indulge themselves in the US culture as well. In a sense its like selling the nation to aliens indirectly.

Nipe maembe amatowa maembe ni one kama ni ripe au la, yellow ama pink or red,  kisha nidunge hata mara sabini mara saba kisha ni-release nikuache nikusamehe. Nyimi mit nduko mochanda, utters kevin in a fainted but crucked voice. Ndukle mamitu to-bwaso nyima kaka saa thiyo as the timer counts. Enda whoko americah, kujahapa japan- kenya- is their tonation whenever they get bitter. We cant trust tea processed in kenya or cocoa in ghana or coffee in Uganda or Ethiopia as it is somehow su-standard or not grown with proper sanitation requirements, its hazardaz somehow to our health. So we can be given land to plant it on our own in kenya, process it and pack it using the local labour and local audit to scrutinize scrupulosity, take our share and take your share or simply we buy the leaves or the berries and process them in our own nation, according to Eu and the choice is yours. Wanyama saga in Western Kenya, kev wanna show him that soul force is greater than physical force, i must see him stepping down. They recruit you and you take that oath of being a gang member and you adhere to secrecy and dont leave the gang, lest you are killed in cold blood. Even if you dont posses a gun they use the next fellow near you to have that gun upon which you are shot they say you had one- eti umeanza kuropokwa of the deal to rob a bank or fall a plane which is longterm and tiresome & sometimes never happens faster that makes you wanna leave the organisation. They use the money they have collected along the road- the police- to facilitate this a genda and some makanga are part of the Gang. The email am using in my tumblr i have already given it to you plus the password which do not long in due to reasons not known to me well.  Gung group accord to JR Emmanuel sheldon ES, end signs, estate, essy money Em Your pussy to succulent to pump, to sweet to hit Robinson and that was how kevin was crying yesternight in a faint but crocked voice. Give it to me as i hit it mrs Robinson, Robinson saying i just need a baby a baby as her crying. If you find out that a lady you somehow love can conspire behind your back to organise an attack on you, better you leave her- no way you can love her even to hit that thing in between the thigh. Timiza timiza timiza maombi yangu timiza, juzi nilitomba mochanda, jana nikabusu magdaline, mtondo nikadinya lolain next week niko na niki, timiza x3 maombi yangu bwana timiza- thats how nelson was singing very happy and jubiliant. Safety matches SM, smile, sianda moroco, malawi, malta, mongolia, scorsica mataka, smile, shrude manager parable in luke 16. Lazarus parable and rich-man- i got five brothers FB, fat buttocks can take you to hell and other social medias like tumblr affects the eyes which fb is safe. You got Moses plant and the prophets, road to emaus, can be grow the nyamawho herb. Moses grows many in a cluster, if you get much money from 2goinvoice it takes you direct to hell, tell my brothers to desist and give the poor that money. Buy condom in the factory if you are a rich man in large quantity or many as mfalme wa yawhodi which aint put in direct sunlight to burst. Women with barnabas. Bavid was balarian, but people from the isles are bald when grown up, kihara- king of the jew.   

[crownedbyluke]

Our Little Family (Part One)

Premise: it’s just Luke being a dad because I mean, everyone needs dad!Luke in their life.

Word Count: 2,200 (what a good start)

Luke walked in around four in the evening. It wasn’t often that he came home from the studio this early, but you would happily accept the help. Augustus crawled right up to him when he entered the living room. You could hear Luke’s laugh from the kitchen.

“Hey there bud, where’s mummy?” he asked and you heard the sound of Augustus crawling towards you.

“Look at my beautiful wife,” he said and wrapped his arms around you while you continued to make dinner.

“Hi babe. How was the studio?” you asked and turned to give him a quick peck.

“Good. Got a lot of writing done. Where’s my little princess?” he asked and watched as Augustus crawled around the two of you.

“She’s sleeping. Auggie just woke up from his nap,” you said and shrugged. Chloe had been asleep for a good two hours and since she had been particularly cranky today, you had decided to let her sleep.

“I’ll go check on her. Wanna come with bud?” he asked looking down at his son. Augustus almost had the same amount of blonde curls that Luke did, but the hazel eyes were all yours. He gave Luke a giant smile which told Luke to pick him up. You continued making dinner, a pasta dish with fresh salad and pancakes for the kids. Luke came back into the room with both of your children in hand. Chloe looked like she would cry any second and her golden curls were everywhere. The minute she saw you she reached for you.

“Come here baby girl,” you said and took her into your arms. You caught the smile on Luke’s face at the way your daughter reached for you. You couldn’t help but feel warm inside at the thought that he loved seeing you with the kids. Petunia came waddling in and sat herself on top of Luke’s feet.

“Well hello to you too,” he said and laughed at her. He bent down and gave her some pets.

“What’s with all the food?” he asked while putting Augustus down on the floor again.

“Do you not remember that we have people coming over tonight?” you asked and moved to the stove to check the pasta.

“Nope. Who’s coming over again?” he asked and laughed when Augustus tried climbing on top of Petunia. She however didn’t like it and ran away from him.

“Um, your band and a couple of my friends from work,” you said moving to sit Chloe next to Luke.

“Which friends?” Luke asked and looked up at you curious. He really didn’t remember.

“Alexa, B, Desiree, Shamara. The only friends I have at work,” you said and rolled your eyes at him. You couldn’t be mad, he was fairly busy on his own.

“Have I met them before? Have the boys met them before?” he asked and helped Chloe sit in his lap on the floor.

“You have at several work functions. The boys haven’t yet,” you answered while your phone started to ring.

“Lu, I gotta take this. Can you watch the pasta please?” you asked and started walking away.

“You are pregnant again,” your doctor said over the phone. You had been feeling sick over the past week and when you missed your period, you had a guess at what it was. The twins were just over a year old and you thought that you and Luke were making sure that you wouldn’t be getting pregnant again any time soon.

“Okay. Good to know. Thank you. How far along am I?,” you asked.. You weren’t sure that your little family was ready to have another addition to it. You and Luke were just starting to really get into the hang of things with the twins and work. He was going to be going a tour again for a whole six months.  

“About two months actually. I’m surprised you didn’t notice missing your period sooner,” your doctor said trying to make a joke.

“It’s been busy and I haven’t really gotten into a full cycle yet since the twins,” you explained and shook your head. Two months pregnant and your husband was about to leave for six months.

“Hey babe, the pasta’s done!” Luke called from the kitchen. You got up and walked back in, smile on your face.

“Thanks. Can you set the table? I’m trying to finish the pancakes for the twins while the rest of the food cooks in the oven,” you said and leaned on him a little.

“Anything for you babe,” he said, kissing your cheek and walking towards the dining room, Chloe giggling in his arms from his tickling. You sighed and continued cooking. You and Luke would have to talk after dinner.

The boys arrived first, just like they usually did. Ashton went right for the kids.

“My little homies!” he shouted happily. Augustus giggled at him and reached for him. Ash picked him up and twirled him around, making Augustus giggle even more. Calum went for Chloe and she immediately latched onto him.

“I brought some wine. Need any help in the kitchen?” Crystal asked after your hug.

“Please. Luke has been trying to keep the twins busy and well, he’s been fifty percent successful,” you said laughing a little. She started the pancake batter for you while you went back to chopping up veggies. There was another knock on the door and you rushed to it. Your co-workers stood altogether, each with their own house warming card.

“Hi! Come in! Come in!” you said smiling at all of them. You hugged them each and couldn’t help but become slightly emotional from it. You and Luke had been in the house for a year, but because of work and the twins, your friends hadn’t been able to come over until now.

“I’m so sorry I didn’t invite you guys over for dinner sooner,” you said and accepted the flowers from B. She had brought a lovely bouquet with roses and tulips.

“You have kids Y/N, it’s expected of you to wait at least a year to have people over for a nice dinner,” Alexa joked and smiled at you. You had forgotten how much you missed having people over until your house was full.

“Okay, so, Alexa, Shamara, B, Des, this is Calum, Michael, and Ashton. They’re in the band with Luke,” you said and introduced your friends. The boys were polite, shaking hands and giving full smiles and your friends were slightly giddy. They were all fans of the band and even though you were all over twenty, it was still a little shocking to be meeting their favorite band, let alone having dinner with them.

“Auggie! No!” you heard Luke scold from the living room. You quickly rushed towards him and to let your friends talk. Augustus was pulling movies from the cabinet and Luke was trying to get him to stop. It was his new favorite thing to do.

“Lu, just pick him up. We’re gonna eat anyways. I’ll clean it up and put the child lock on later, come on,” you said offering him your hand. He smiled and picked up your son then took your hand.

You and Crystal brought the food out and everyone commented on how good it smelled. You handed Luke a pancake for Augustus and Calum one for Chloe.

“Thanks for coming guys. I know it’s been awhile since we’ve been able to really see each other and spend time together. To new friendships!” you said raising your glass of water. Everyone said cheers and you all went on to eating. Alexa and Ashton seemed to be hitting off which made you smile. Ash still needed someone to go out with and if you just so happened to set them up because you knew how great they would be together than oh well. Cal was struggling to get Chloe to eat which just made the whole table laugh.

“She just doesn’t want the pancake!” he said in frustration. B was sitting next to him and she giggled a little more than usual.

“Put some nutella on it, I bet she’ll eat it then,” she said quietly and passed Cal the jar that was on the table for Auggie. Sure enough, Chloe started eating her pancake. Cal just stared at B for a second in relief before continuing to feed her.

“So, you all work with Y/N?” Michael asked your friends before taking a bite of the baked ziti.

“Yeah. I’m in the marketing department, Alexa is from the publishing department, B is in administration, and Shamara is with public relations,” Desiree said smiling. How you all became friends was a little surprising.

“So how did you guys meet?” Michael continued, everyone around the table seemed interested in the story.

“Well, um, Y/N?” Shamara said gesturing towards you.

“We originally all met on tumblr talking about you guys. Then as our lives went on, we ended up all being in the same place for our careers. I got Shamara the job in PR after she moved here and then Des, Alexa, and B were already at the firm. We didn’t realize it until a work function and we’ve been friends in real life ever since,” you said shrugging like it wasn’t a big deal because to you it wasn’t. You got lucky to have your friends be in the same area as you and even luckier that when you all met in person, you still got along great.

“Wait, you all had tumblrs about us?” Calum asked looking between the five of us.

“Yeah. So?” you asked and stared him down.

“So? This is like every fan's dream come true!” Calum said.

“Oh we know. We all stopped going on years ago though,” Shamara said with a shrug. You all had kind of agreed that if you were going to be friends in real life, than you didn’t really need to talk on tumblr. Once the boys moved into your complex, you stopped completely out of respect for their privacy.

You said goodbye to everyone and once you had the door closed, you took a deep breath. You had to tell Luke about the news you received. You went upstairs and saw him putting the twins to sleep. You just watched from the doorway, falling even more in love with him if that was possible. He was such a good dad even with the touring and the public eye. He put his family first and that always made you smile. He walked up to you and gave you a kiss before closing the door. He took your hand and lead you to your shared bedroom.

“Luke, I have to tell you something,” you blurted once he closed your door. He turned around to look at you. He was confused and you understood why. You had kind of just shouted it out.

“Okay, what’s up babe?” he asked and took a seat on the bed.

“That phone call I took today before everyone came over?” you asked and slowly walked over to him. He nodded and he somehow looked more confused.

“It was from my doctor. I’m pregnant again,” you said quietly and felt Luke’s hands wrap around your waist to pull you closer to him.

“Really? I thought we didn’t want more right now. I thought we were being safe,” he said and you saw him staring at your stomach.

“So did I, but I’m two months pregnant and you’re leaving for tour in like a week,” you said and brought your hands to rest behind his head. You hadn’t realized you were so upset about it until now. The first time you were pregnant, Luke was able to stay home with you and help get you through all the hormones and the pain. He couldn’t do that this time around and the idea of having to do all that alone scared you.

“Hey, come here,” he said and pulled on you a bit. You moved to sit on his lap and hid your face in his neck, a few tears slipping out.

“We’re gonna do this and we’re gonna be okay. We have planned breaks during shows. I’ll fly back to see you whenever I can. We’ll talk on the phone and FaceTime and I’ll fly my mum in if you want me to,” he said in a hurry. You smiled a little, but there were still tears falling from your eyes.

“Y/N, why are you crying?” he asked gently getting you to look at him.

“It’s the hormones and I get to have another baby with you,” you said smiling and resting your forehead against his.

“There’s no one else I’d rather have babies with. I love you so much,” he said and leaned into you. You kissed him back, tangling your fingers in his curls. He started to lay back and you went with him.

“You can still have sex while pregnant right?” he asked while you were kissing at his neck. You nodded your head a little and heard him laugh a little before moving so he was on top of you.

“Good because you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen and I need to show you how much I love you.”

Oh boy that was fun. There might even be two more parts for you lovelies coming soon! I hope you all enjoyed! Let me know if you wanna be added to the tag list! (patiently waits for friends to realize that I’ve put them in this) @thruheavenandhighwater

#d writes #my writing #luke hemmings #5sos #5sos fic #luke #luke hemmings fanfiction #fan fic #5 seconds of summer #ashton irwin #michael clifford #calum hood

[calpalirwin]

The Christmas Gift

Summary: What about Ash not having a Christmas present for reader yet cause it's the first one together and it has to be perfect? So he's going crazy shopping the entire week leading up and panicking cause he can't find something until one of the guys hacks your pinterest and sees all these handmade gift ideas. So the four have to spend Christmas Eve helping him create stuff by hand and they hate him for it and tease him about wanting credit (which he reluctsntly gives in the form of "Santa and Elves")

A/N: You mean like this?!

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“Mate, slow down!” Calum said, breaking into a small jog to keep up with me as I weaved my way in and out of the crowd of people.

“No, Cal!” I answered back. “This is my first Christmas with Y/N. It has to be perfect. And Christmas is in 2 days and I still don’t have anything!”

“Well, what does she like?” Mike asked.

I stopped in my tracks, turning to face my 3 closest friends in the whole world. “I don’t know! I’ve been trying to get hints out of her for weeks. But she always goes, ‘Oh, it’s fine, Fletch, I’ll be happy with whatever you get me.’ What the FUCK does that mean?!”

“Sounds like she’ll be happy with whatever you get here, mate,” Luke said, with a shit-eating grin and laugh to match.

“Lucas, so help me, God, I will grab one of those damned candy canes from Santa’s Village and impale you with it.”

His hands came up, his blue eyes going wide as he took a quick step backwards from me. “Relax, mate.”

“For once, Luke’s right,” Mike put in. “Go small this year. If you go too big this year, she’ll always expect that and it’ll get harder as the years go on.”

“That’s a good point. Why not just make her something?” Calum asked.

“Make her what, Cal?! A card with fuckin glitter and macaroni glued to it?!” God, couldn’t they see how important this was? Y/N needed something as special as she was.

“Ash, we’ve been at this all week. Let’s just take a step back and refocus.”

“Does she have on of those Pinterest things?” Luke asked, pulling at his phone. “Y/N… Y/N… Got it!” He flashed his phone triumphantly at me before scanning her Pinterest account. “Oh… oh wow… Hmm…”

“What?!” we all said, crowding him.

“Oh, I can’t make any of that crap!” I groaned, looking at all the DIY projects she had saved to her account.

“Well, what can you make?” Luke asked.

“Music?”

“There you go. Make her a music video,” Calum said.

“That’s brilliant!” I said, putting my hands on his cheeks, scrunching up his face.

He knocked my hands away, “Stop that! We got work to do.”

“We?”

“You think we’re gonna let you do this by yourself? Oh, no. We’re a band, mate. And we wanna see you make a fool of yourself on camera,” Mike told me.

I rolled my eyes. These guys were my best mates for a reason.

~~~

“Oh, add that one!” I said, pointing at one of the pictures.

“Alright, there!” Mike said, dragging the picture into the video and hitting play.

We all watched as the video of us playing End Up Here with pictures of Y/N and me flashing by on the side. Then, my voice sounded over the Merry Christmas slide at the end, “Merry Christmas, Y/N. I love you, gorgeous.”

“Aw!” Luke and Mike teased me while Calum fake gagged in the corner.

I giggled. “Thanks for the help, guys. Think she’s gonna like it?”

“She’s gonna love it,” Luke said. “And it’s going to get me and Mike in some serious trouble with Crys and Si.”

“It’s missing something,” Calum said, pushing Mike away from the screen and tinkering with the last slide. “There! Now, it’s perfect.”

We all looked at the slide. Under the Merry Christmas message was “Love, Santa and the Elves.”

“Cal!” I laughed. “Put it back the way Mikey had it.”

“No, it’s better this way,” Calum said, crossing his arms.

“Yeah, we deserve some credit. I sang my heart out for your girlfriend,” Luke said, joining Calum in the defiance and arm-crossing.

“I played and put the damn video together! If anyone deserves credit, it’s me!” Mike said, joining the other two.

“All you did was play drums and sing a little,” Calum said to me. “If anything, we’re Santa and you’re the elf.”

I laughed again. “I took all those pictures! It’s my gift!”

“We get credit, or I’m deleting the video,” Mike threatened.

“I hate you all so much right now!” I laughed a third time.

“So, you’ll join my I Hate 5SOS Club now?!” Luke asked, perking up a little.

“No one wants to join your club!” Mike shouted at him.

“I hate this band…” Luke pouted.

~~~

“Merry Christmas, Y/N. I love you, gorgeous,” my voice on the video said, the message flashing across the screen.

“Oh, Fletch,” she breathed, dabbing at her eyes. “That was beautiful. Thank you.” She wrapped me in a tight hug and kissed me in a way that made time stop. “Thank you, elves!” she then said loudly, pulling away from me.

“You’re welcome!” their voices yelled out from where they were in the kitchen, gracious enough to let us enjoy the video alone together.

“So, you liked it?”

“I loved it. And it’s gonna make my gift look like shit. Damn, I knew I should’ve gone first,” she giggled, reaching under the tree to pull out my present. “Here.”

I under the wrapping paper and took the lid off the box. A new pair of drumsticks laid in their tissue paper cushion. I pulled them out to admire them. “Gorgeous, this is amazing,” I breathed, turning them over in my hand. I could never have too many drumsticks.

“Look at the bottom,” she told me, clasping her hands together and biting her lip in anticipation.

I glanced down, noticing the engraving. Our initials were carved into the wood, a heart surrounding them.

“Now my heart will be with you every time you play,” she said, smiling softly.

I clutched them to my chest. This was, without a doubt, the most thoughtful gift I had ever gotten. “Y/N, I love them. Thank you so much, gorgeous.”

“You do?”

“Almost as much as I love the girl who gave them to me,” I assured her.

“I think this is my favorite Christmas,” she said, reaching up on tiptoe to wrap her arms around me and give me another time-stopping kiss.

“Mine too,” I murmured against her lips.

#the christmas gift #ashton irwin #ashton blurb #5sos #anon request #galcal irwin #brb gonna sob about how SOFT this is #end up here is like my go-to couple song because wow #it's iconic #you know i'm right #happy holidays!