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hammerbacks · 3 months ago
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HAWKEYE + MARTINIS (S1)
"Haven't you two got anything better to do than swill gin?"
"Swill gin?! Sir, I have sipped, lapped, and taken gin intravenously, but I have never swilled!"
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frances-and-francis · 3 months ago
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Just thinking about how season one Mulcahy was absolutely ready to lecture Hawkeye on the temptation of stealing.
And Season 7 Mulcahy stole a fucking truck from the black market.
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warpquark · 8 months ago
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sir? sir, why did u say it like that,,,,
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charleshawk-piercintyre · a year ago
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radars-teddybear · a year ago
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Good evening. Thank you all for coming. I trust you will forgive me for disturbing you at this late hour, but the time has come to unmask the guilty party...
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myvalzpival · a year ago
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dnešní pocítěníčko?
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captainafab · a year ago
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mash alignment chart 5/?
[Image description: an alignment chart. On the X-axis, left to right it reads ‘Gaslight’, ‘Gatekeep’, and ‘Girlboss’. On the Y-axis, top to bottom it reads ‘Manipulate’, ‘Mansplain’, and ‘Malewife’. The following points are designated with pictures of nine different M*A*S*H characters as follows:
‘Manipulate — Gaslight’: BJ Hunnicutt. ‘Manipulate — Gatekeep’: Trapper John. ‘Manipulate — Girlboss’: Hawkeye Pierce. ‘Mansplain — Gaslight’: Colonel Potter.   ‘Mansplain — Gatekeep’: Charles Winchester. ‘Mansplain — Girlboss’: Margaret Houlihan. ‘Malewife — Gaslight’: Radar O’Reilly. ‘Malewife — Gatekeep’: Frank Burns. ‘Malewife — Girlboss’: Maxwell Klinger.
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auntiegrizeldaa · 9 months ago
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what if we 😳😳 watched m*a*s*h 😝 right now 😲🤯 on MeTV 🤭🤫
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pyvs · 7 months ago
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if m*a*s*h was a reality show
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harpyharpyharpy · 9 months ago
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Reading a piercintyre fic that is genuinely one of the best things I've ever read but holy hell is it an angst fest. Like im loving it but jeez can they catch a break 😭
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shippingrickyl · 17 days ago
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Was Radar O’Reilly the original Short King™? 
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hammerbacks · a month ago
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frances-and-francis · 2 months ago
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Hawkeye: Father, what is that on your neck?
Mulcahy: Flashes back to his failed attempt at paddle ball
Mulcahy: ...it's a hickey.
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warpquark · 5 months ago
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liar. bj has never fucked a woman in his life.
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charleshawk-piercintyre · 11 months ago
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radars-teddybear · a year ago
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Hawkeye: The worst is a distinct possibility. Dad and I are too close to let this all suddenly end with...silence, 12,000 miles apart.
Charles: Pierce, you should be grateful that only distance is separating you. My father and I have been 12,000 miles apart in the same room.
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bbqedranboo · 24 days ago
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M*A*S*H is the best show ever
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captainafab · a year ago
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mash alignment chart 2/?
[Image description: an alignment chart. On one axis reads ‘very sexy of me to’, ‘can’t you see I’m trying to’, and ‘everything will go to shit if I don’t’. On the other axis reads ‘wear a fancy outfit’, ‘get in the way’, and ‘kill’. The following points are designated with pictures of nine different M*A*S*H characters as follows:
‘very sexy of me to — wear a fancy outfit’: Margaret Houlihan. 'can’t you see I’m trying to — wear a fancy outfit’: BJ Hunnicutt.  ‘everything will go to shit if I don’t — wear a fancy outfit’: Max Klinger. ‘very sexy of me to — get in the way’: Hawkeye Pierce.  ‘can’t you see I’m trying to — get in the way’: Frank Burns.  ‘everything will go to shit if I don’t — get in the way’: Radar O’Reilly. ‘very sexy of me to — kill’: Trapper John. ‘can’t you see I’m trying to — kill’: Charles Winchester. ‘everything will go to shit if I don’t — kill’: Colonel Potter.
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medicaldoctordana · 2 months ago
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My other fandom fanfiction is talking about the x files again. Thank god these old sites still have authors emails so I can punch Mulder and Scully’s names out of their mouths.
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i-am-pendy · a year ago
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I made a thing
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