#MAD AT SPORTS TIME MAD AT SPORTS TIME

[drbtinglecannon]

Remember when Darius taunted a group of teens to try to escape, instead of telling them upfront they weren't being kidnapped, and in response they crashed his ship?

#toh #toh shitpost #darius deamonne #any sport in a storm #still one of my favorite scenes it was soooo funny! darius: try harder lol. emerald entrails: ok *crashes the fucking ship* #then he had the audacity to be mad afterwards lmao! you baited them! you could've just told them 'hey im drivin you home' but you didnt! #anyway i love darius hes my favorite bitch #also i kept time it actually was about 12 seconds later & this is a canon spongebob time card so it was too perfect #ok wait but not only was this scene hilarious it was directly before the him bonding w hunter scene which is v important to me #emerald entrails #toh emerald entrails #tc posts #the owl house

[mstrchu]

the copium from this finals szn.. funniest character ever

#dead by daylight #the trickster #ji woon hak #yun jin lee #i'll never get over it #imagine ur trapped by an unknowable entity in some kind of nightmare realm where you're hunted for sport on the reg #and one day youre in one of the trials and you turn to see what horror is chasing you this time! and it's g-dragon #[moris you in korean] #anyway... maknae jiwoon agenda... #no spin had to have done like variety shows and interviews and shit and that is so funny 2 me.. #also if i were yun jin i'd be so mad #like of all the harmless twinks in this industry you give me the one that ends up being a serial killer r u srs #many incoherent thoughts #art tag

[a-tortured-poet]

#somebody asked me to do this again so here we are #people got mad that i included the cubs last time 🫠 #it was honestly just there for me to be salty #but oh well #everybody go vote #polls #mlb baseball #mlb #baseball #sports

[reineydraws]

I’m fascinated with the op hockey au and ur art that goes with it and was wondering what would the marines be… like would they be refs or rules officials or judges? Like hardly anyone likes the marines and nobody likes rules officials/judges.

asking cause they’re a couple good marines (Koby, Rosinante and Belle Mere)

i mentioned this a little bit in this post but it boils down to them just being generally scattered around sports and sports-adjacent jobs.

i thought mb akainu would be a ref that screws over/directly causes ace injury during a whitebeards vs pirates game; garp works in media (not sports) but doesn't really like the notion that all his kids and grandkids are in pro sports lol; and koby & helmeppo are a rookie espn sports journalism duo (writer + cameraman) that interned at garp's media company for a while before changing to espn (garp was exasperated about it haha). but ye, the marines would be scattered as judges and rules officials and people on the olympics committee, etc etc.

i said nami would be a marketer or mb a sportscaster, so i think it'd be cute if belle-mère did something similar in her day, annndddd idk about cora. i made croc mihawk's manager but i have no idea what doffy would do and how cora would play into all that. would love to hear if anyone's got any ideas tho!

#op hockey au #rei replies #one piece #i wonder what smoker and tashigi would be too hm #maybe they're also hockey players but smoker just absolutely loathes the pirates for some reason #maybe for a stupid reason. i think it'd be funny if it was like that. #or maybe smoker is a referee but he's not corrupt or biased about it and he just finds the pirates antics annoying #bc some of their plays and the way they defend dont really make sense all the time but it's within the rules #so even tho smoker is kinda mad about it he'll have to throw up his arms and go 'I GUESS' #as he refuses to rule in a biased way like some of his other colleagues. #who knows #re: doffy maybe he's like. in the mafia. and cora's just out there trying to be in the sports world in a proper and clean capacity #and has to watch out for doffy trying to take advantage when it comes to stuff like the olympics. idk.

[thesixthimmortal]

As someone who owns wii, I related so HARD when they were hating on Mitchie

#THEY WERE HAVING BEEF #wii #smosh games #chanse mccrary #angela giarratana #there this guy ive been playing against on wii sports and he makes me so fucking mad I even restart every time he gets more points than me

[sonego]

every time you see news about an athlete competing while injured and everyone's reactions are praising them like a hero bc that means they actually care about the team/sport/competition or whatever, imagine me as a dog barking at an evil creature in a horror movie. thanks

#the day we STOP glorifying pain i will finally know peace #try being in pain 24/7 !!!!! then tell me again it's a heroic and morally good !!!!!!! also fuck off #it's not heroic it's not good it's not manly it's not caring about winning what it IS is dangerous and reckless #and risking permanent damage and a disability #and i bet you fuckers would then start complaining about that same athlete 'underperforming' and 'not putting in enough effort' and shit #when maybe. MAYBE. if they'd taken care of the injury when it first arose that shit wouldn't have got worse and become a Big fucking problem #to be clear when i say you i mean a vague general you i see this all the time and rn it's aimed at no one in particular #and also i'm not blaming the athetles who keep competing through injuries i don't think it's their fault #i'm blaming these shit fucking reactions that everyone KEEPS having when it happens. pundits commentators fans etc #everyone is always praising these athletes these PEOPLE for how brave and daring they are for ignoring the pain they're in so they can help #the team or get a chance to win a race or a medal or a trophy or whatever #i understand it's not an easy or fun decision as a pro athlete to give up a chance at winning something #but i think we should DEFINITELY still encourage them to fucking give it up!!! even if it sucks even if it's a big win they're giving up!! #bc the risk of the injury getting worse and permanent and fucking up their career their LIFE for a very very long time if not forever is #just not worth it and not a risk to be taken lightly #i can't believe i have to keep complaining about this!!! still!!!!!! when will everyone learn!!!!! #what prompted this rant might not even be that bad but really i don't care the culture around this in sports needs to change asap #rant over i'm fucking MAD. and in pain (funnily enough lol) #nico.txt

[lloonlloon]

She runs so fast when she’s angry

#so mad!!! #that dog is too fast and he’s playing her game!!! #he was such a good training partner for her #she ran over to yell at him several times and his one brain cell was not focused on her at all bless his heart #she finally figured out he wasn’t going to go after her and she gave up yelling at him and just did her job #she made a lot of good choices and looking forward to her making more good choices #estrella #australian shepherd #flyball #dog sports #dogblr

[sonic-adventure-3]

“he roller skates!” “they’re air shoes.” is designed to kill me specifically because firstly that’s so fucking funny and the presentation and the line delivery is fucking amazing and also secondly shadow’s shoes are originally based on inline skates NOT roller skates (well technically inlines are a kind of roller skate but in a broader context “roller skates” are almost exclusively used to refer to quad skates. inlines have their wheels in a line, quads are quadragled) and his animation is 100% based on quad skating in prime BUT SHADOW IS AN INLINE SKATER ORIGINALLY HIS SHOES ARE BASED ON INLINE SKATES SA2 WOULD NOT EXIST WITHOUT INLINE SKATING I CARE IMMENSELY ABOUT THIS

#NOT EVEN JOKING ABOUT THE LAST BIT #THE GRINDING MECHANIC OF SA2 AND SOAP SHOES ARE BASED ON INLINE SKATES #PLUS ​THE CULTURAL CONTEXT OF THE TIME OF ITS DEVELOPMENT WOULDVE JUST BEEN CATCHING THE TAIL END OF THE ERA OF AGGRESSIVE INLINE SKATES #skateboarding but inline skating as well are crucial components to what sonic’s very personality and the tone/aesthetic of sonic adventure #also inline skating way way faster than quad skating #genuinely genuinely i’m not mad i’m not mad i’m not mad #prime is great this bit is great the animation of prime and shadow in prime is great shadow is great #i’m not even angry!! it’s such a good bit!!! it’s animated well! roller skates are more well known today!!! #BUT HAVE THEY CONSIDERED THAT I CARE IMMENSELY ABOUT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG AND INLINE SKATES AND SHADOW ON INLINE SKATES?!? NO!!! #his animation in sa2 and heroes and shth is based on inline skating also #his animation in 06 is quad based but it also sucks complete ass so it doesn’t exist to me #most other skating animations of his are mid and i haven’t analyzed them enough to tell #theres a large grace area i give cause i don’t expect animations to be 100% accurate to real movements #plus the air shoes while based on inlines are their own thing and i think it’s nice when they embrace that #BUT FUCK QUAD SKATES #i don’t hate quad skates inlines are just cooler by an order of magnitude to me and them being the default makes me sad :( #rambles #prime #action sport posting #<- yeah. thats a tag. it will be used more in the future

[fallloverfic]

Anyone else seeing it?

Also, Lara's training level outfit

I'm not sure if Fionna's new outfit is meant to reference Lara Croft, but the boots and white socks are particularly pointed.

And Lara's Underworld costume

What's also funny about Fionna picking up a special dagger is that the second Tomb Raider game focuses on a cursed dagger that, when stabbed into a person, turns them into a dragon, while there's also another Tomb Raider game only for handhelds called Tomb Raider: Curse of the Sword, and the sword in it lets someone steal the body of the person who gets cut by it.

#Fionna and Cake spoilers #Fionna and Cake #Tomb Raider #Lara Croft #Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake #there's also the Tomb Raider 3 outfit that's basically just a sports bra #but the white socks are missing #there's a version of this out there with the typo on it oh well #also worth nothing that Lara kills the person who gets stabbed by the dagger in that game #which could be a reference to Finn fighting Ice King #or Fionna fighting Simon or Ice King #I mean probably it's more of a Furiosa from Mad Max reference BUT STILL

[supermariomamafucker]

Football games are so fucking unbearable to watch on tv especially the super bowl but theyre insanely fun irl. even if you dont know that much about it its still fun af. just hanging out with a bunch of random insanely drunk steelers fans like theyre youre best friends in the world. heals the soul

#never been to any other sporting event but i dont think theyd be as fun. #soccer fans seem too mad all the time.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

why does everything have to be a hecking issue with my sister

#she keeps getting on my case about the Theatre Boy thing which I would just like to hecking leave in the past #she keeps getting on my case bc I wear short shorts and spaghetti strap tank tops AROUND THE HOUSE AS LOUNGE CLOTHES #she's like DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MODESTY and I'm like YOU WALK AROUND IN SHORTS AND A SPORTS BRA ALL THE TIME #(possibly bc I thought I could get away with wearing lounge clothes with a long shawl thing overtop the other day to worship practice #but I did in fact change my trousers after my mama pointed out that it wasn't super modest) #she keeps making comments about how I do inappropriate stuff on my phone bc I... watch one(1) sitcom????? #shows like that are IRREVERENT AS HECK like come on of course I'm not going to be totally open with my kid sister about them #I am an ADULT I can make my own choices about what content I will put up with in media #I can make my own choices about clothing if I think my mom's idea of ''anything more than an inch above the knee #is immodest'' is silly and restrictive for my body shape and comfort level personally #like... why does she have to act so high and mighty around me? she's in MIDDLE SCHOOL and I know I haven't always been the nicest to her #but I'm making the effort. I'm trying to get along with her and what I get is disdain on the daily in return :/ #our mom said it's probably bc she was hoping I wouldn't move back in so she'd have our room to herself and now she's mad #that I'm back bc she has to share a space again and like I KNOW middle school ages SUCK I've BEEN THERE #but still I just. want to get along. but she picks on me and then I get frustrated and then I snap at her and it just doesn't end well #it's a nasty cycle tbh. I'm praying about it. #Lu rambles #personal #delete later

[kanasn0w]

hc that every few years or so, this happens to wuhu island's waters

#wii sports #wii sports resort #wuhu island #cpu miis #miiblr #its a very big thing when it happens because it rarely does #there's no specific time when it happens either #it just kinda happens #but when one person spots it they get everyone they can to come see it #bc that person knows everyone will be mad as hell that they didn't see it #the phenomenon is called bioluminescence btw #very cool thing

[bittsandpieces]

Don’t beat me up but Whose Shannon Sharpe?

🫣

Google is free 🩷

#bitts answers #im not like mad that you dont know who he is btw i was just sad that no one complimented my cognac #that shit was expensive #also hes a retired American football player. one of the best of all time #and he played for my home state team for 14 years and won three superbowls #hes an analyst now for both us football and basketball #(i dont watch football anymore but i grew up watching it with my dad) #my sports choices these days are: #hockey. wrc. a little formula one. im starting to get into wrestling. sometiems surfing also

[todostiddies]

cried

THEY MADE IT TO NATIONALS

#haikyuu got me fucked up #i dont even like sports #when i tell yall i was rocking back and forth biting my knuckles like i needed to be locked up with chains #watched season 3 in one day and it took years off my life #the crowds reactions had me emotional #who is the guy in the hat #WHEN IT SHOWED USHIJIMA HOLDING TSUKI AND HINATA DOWN BUT THE 3RD YEARS CAME #AND THEY LIFTED HIM OFF OF THEM I GOT EMOTIONAL #AND THEN WHEN THEY WERE SHOCKED AND ALL THE 3RD YEARS CRIED TOGETHER I CRIED #AND EVERYONES REACTION GODDDDDDDDDD #oh to be a boy playing volleyball on the high of ever-evolving greatness potential dreams and friendships #MAKES ME SICK #im so happy for them #i also anxiety rubbed my cat like a mad woman but he liked it #AND TSUKI FUCKING ATE I KNEW HE WAS COOKING ALL THIS TIME #still waiting for the tiwns tho cant lie #AND OIKAWA IN GLASSES??? ATE #THE VICE PRINCIPAL SHAKING HIS WIG AROUND SENT ME #and everyone coming to cheer made me so happy goodness #i love haikyuu simply put

[hwajoongie]

will literally never forgive the mcu for not giving us the steve/bucky storyline we deserved

#it enrages me actually #just rewatched tws cause my friend never saw it and it unearthed so many buried feelings in me and now im just fucking mad LMAO #AND WHEN THEY MADE HIM LEAVE BUCKY IN THE PRESENT AND HE WENT BACK IN TIME TO BE WITH PEGGY? IM HUNTING YALL FOR SPORT

[welcometogrouchland]

I'll admit- I really wasn't in to the hunter possession thing at first. I thought it was just putting hunter through the ringer AGAIN for no good reason other than to make him cry and as an excuse to merc flapjack. And I couldn't even think of a good reason why they'd do that in the first place.

But, after giving it a second watch (I was watching a very low quality stream when it came out and straight up missed scenes and dialogue) I have begrudgingly come to admit that it works. It's not the direction I would've gone with but it works (LONG thoughts under the cut, but with a TL;DR)

Hunters desire at the beginning of the series was freedom, and now that he actually has that freedom in the human realm he... doesn't know what to do with himself. He seems sort of reluctant to return to the demon realm at all, since Camilla and Luz have become such a stable family unit for him, but gravesfield still isn't his home.

Hunter still misses parts of the EC, namely the person he was as the golden guard- intimating, fearless, self assured, if thoroughly unhappy. He's still trying desperately to define himself in opposition to other things (namely Belos and Caleb) as he slowly discovers his interests. He may be happy but he's just floating through life with no direction at the moment.

Until Belos rears his ugly head again and hunter FINALLY states the things he wants- to study wild magic and be a normal kid who plays flyer derby and goes to hexside (and has an awesome surrogate family w/ the nocedas). He wants to stop his uncle from hurting anyone anymore- now that he doesn't have to worry about protecting himself, because as Luz said earlier, keeping him safe is her job now, their job.

hunter says earlier that he's "not who he's supposed to be, but he likes who he is". Refuting belos is meant to be him cementing that he's not Caleb, not the golden guard, not a vessel or a toy or a tool, he likes the part of him that wants all these things.

So does possession hunter hit better for me now? A bit yea. Again, I probably spoiled myself with my rampant imagination over the last couple of months- and I really would've liked to see more of Belos on his own terms. But at the end of the day it's not antithetical to hunters arc like I first thought it was. It's not a step backwards, it's closure. He recognised Belos was evil and that he didn't deserve what happened to him, now he knows what he does want and he's got people there to help him get it.

But now that hunter has different desires (and I hate hate hate to say this but...) It kind of makes sense for him to maybe carve a new palismen in place of flapjack that represents this change. Flapjack got him this far and a desire for freedom and love will carry him through the rest of his life as he gains more specific goals and wants.

(Also- tangent, even though Belos name drops Evelyn when killing flapjack, he also shouted "CALEB!" In kings tide when he saw the bird. I think flapjack in general reminds him of what he lost, and Belos naming Evelyn is him saying goodbye to her influence, attempting to twist the knife one last time as he again tries to exert control over his brothers image and their relationship. All this to say, no matter who carved it, flapjack is a symbol for both freedom and the wittebane brothers strife. Hence, it's painful and not 100% necessary but reasonable to want to move on narratively)

There's still all the unresolved threads re: Caleb and the Clawthornes and also WHY DOES BELOS WANT BACK INTO THE DEMON REALM. WHAT DOES HE WANT. Belos felt a bit...directionless in general in this one but again I'm holding out to see how his plotline is resolved since it wasn't resolved in gravesfield like we all suspected.

but like that one early review article said, this episode is just act one of the larger feature-length story that season 3 is gonna tell. A sort of owl house movie. Which is both frustrating since I don't think anyone was expecting that (we all had 3 act structure in mind but not this literally I don't think hsvsjfj) and even though I'm happy the releases are being paced in order to maintain hype and conversation within the fandom, I know things won't feel complete til all 3 episodes air.

That's the biggest flaw of Thanks to Them to me- an episode I otherwise really adore, ESPECIALLY in terms of Camilla and Luz's arcs. It's sort of trying to have its cake and eat it too- it knows it can't just be 44 minutes of set up, but it can't be it's own self contained story either. So it's conflicted and thus starts slacking at the climax for me. But it left me so excited to see where the show picks up next with reunions, lore, arcs concluding and reveals!

uhhh TL;DR: belos!hunter was jarring for me at first but I've come to accept it as part of hunters closure even if it's not in my top favourite ways you could've done that, and even though the episodes ending left me wanting, I'm excited to see what season 3 looks like as a whole!

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #ramblings of a lunatic #hunter toh #hunter noceda #it's not his most popular tag but it's the one that's correct to me #anyway these are my thoughts SO FAR. i think I'll only truly be at peace when the next specials come out #since it'll be complete and this time I'll know what to expect #but also. i think the hunter possession had a hurdle to overcome in my mind because OF THE FUCKING LEAKS #I'M STILL SO MAD ABOUT THOSE #I MEAN HOW #WHY #I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HUNT YOU FOR SPORT. WHOEVER DID THAT #I WOULD'VE GOTTEN MY ASS KICKED BY THIS EPISODE IF I HADN'T BEEN AMBUSHED BY THOSE LEAKS #IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO FUN #I'm still just in shock at it all. like i feel silly for it but it's just crazy to me it's been eating away at me #I MEAN. HOW??? and why didn't the crew say ANYTHING? #i mean it got ppl to doubt the leaks but like. still that's some 4D chess to be playing #anyway. if ANYONE leaks anything from the next episode I'm going to turn their eyeballs to sand #okay. leaks rant OVER. thoughtful analysis above. peace and love on earth <3