#MARVIN FORCED WHIZZER INTO THE ROLE OF THE “WOMAN” BECAUSE HE GENUINELY BELIEVED THAT WAS HOW RELATIONSHIPS WORKED

[whizzvin-wins]

If I see one more fic where whizzer is bad at chess and loses to Marvin all the time I’m going to hurl myself into the sun

#falsettos #i’m fucking sick of this #HES GOOD AT CHESS #MARVIN DIDNT ACTUALLY LET HIM WIN #ALL OF YALL BEING LIKE #oH WeLL mArViN sAiD hE’d lEt wHizZeR WiN aNd tHeN wHizZeR wOn wHy WaS hE SuRpRiSeD #ARE MISSING THE FUCKING POINT #MARVIN FORCED WHIZZER INTO THE ROLE OF THE “WOMAN” BECAUSE HE GENUINELY BELIEVED THAT WAS HOW RELATIONSHIPS WORKED #SO WHEN WHIZZER DECIDED TO ASK MARVIN IF HE COULD BE WHO HE ACTUALLY WAS MARVIN WAS LIKE “YEAH SURE HES NOT GONNA BEAT ME OR ANYTHING” #SO WHEN WHIZZER WON IT LITERALLY SHATTERED HIS ENTIRE WORLDVIEW #THE CHESS GAME IS MY FAVOURITE SONG EVER AND POSSIBLY THE MOST INTELLIGENT SONG ON THE PLANET #DONT SHIT ON IT OR WHIZZER LIKE THIS #(I have more reasons) #(But this is just the tags) #(So imma stop) #(If you wanna hear more about it lmk) #i have had this in the drafts for a while #decided to post it finally