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bitterkarella · 11 months
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Midnight Pals: Holy Matrimony
Koontz: i don't want to!!! King: dean you're overreacting Koontz: no! no! King: dean its brian and mary's wedding King: you have to look nice King: let me tie this tie Koontz: [exaggerated choking noises] King: dean it's not even that tight!
Barker: are you guys almost ready Barker: we're going to be late for the wedding King: give me a second, i'm just tying dean's tie Barker: oh my god Barker: just get him a clip-on and let's fucking go
Lovecraft: [reading invite] sangiovanni Lovecraft: is Lovecraft: is that an italian name?
Poe: Poe: uhhhh Barker: yes it is howard Barker: yes it is Poe: clive this is really not the Poe: you know he's going to make a scene clive Barker: yes
SanGiovanni: everyone welcome to our wedding SanGiovanni: and dean koontz! don't you look handsome Koontz: [sullenly] my suit itches King: dean! i've had just about enough of your attitude, young man! King: really, i just don't know whats got into him today
Maurice Broaddus: if we can begin Broaddus: where's the groom? Brian Keene: Keene: wait a second Keene: [checks socks] Keene: oh! here I am!
Maurice Broaddus: if anyone has reason that these two should not be joined in holy matrimony Broadus: speak now or forever hold your peace Lovecraft: [sweats] Lovecraft: [sweating intensifies]
Sonia Greene: what a lovely ceremony! Greene: don't you agree howard? Lovecraft: [sweats] i Lovecraft: do you know sangiovanni is an italian name Greene: yes howard Lovecraft: Lovecraft: does Lovecraft: does brian know
Lovecraft: someone should tell him Lovecraft: what will the children look like Lovecraft: like a hybrid race of fish monsters, that's what Greene: howard how many of these champagne flutes have you had Lovecraft: i've just been drinking harmless postum this whole time
Brian Keene: truly ours is a love as long as the clitellum of an earthworm god Keene: as strong as the carapace of a monstrous zombie crab Keene: forged in the blazing hellflames of the centralia mine fire Mary Sangiovanni: we wrote our own vows Maurice Broaddus: yeah i can tell
King: congratulations brian! King: where's the happy couple going for their honeymoon? Brian Keene: the butte county earthworm soil factory Keene: some of the worms are almost 8 inches long
Mary Sangiovanni: haha very funny you know we're going to the Tom Bishop Chicago International doll house Miniature Show Keene: 8 inches! imagine!
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dragonsrfire · 11 days
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THE LEAD UPTO TTPD
DEBUT - A PLACE IN THE WORLD
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FEARLESS - THAT'S THE WAY I LOVED YOU
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SPEAK NOW - ENCHANTED AND BACK TO DECEMBER
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RED - ALL TOO WELL (10 MINS VERSION)
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1989 - SAY DON'T GO
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REPUTATION - GATAWAY CAR
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LOVER - PAPER RINGS + LOVER + AFTERGLOW
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FOLKLORE - MIRRORBALL + MY TEARS RICOCHETT + THE LAKES
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EVERMORE - RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME + CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS + CONEY ISLAND
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MIDNIGHTS - MIDNIGHT RAIN + MASTERMIND + YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN KID???
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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT - ???
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NO CONTEXT BUT PURELY VIBES - TTPD HAS ALREADY BEEN CLAIMED BY THE DEAD POETS ALREADY
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If you haven’t already watched this go watch it immediately. I’m not a big Beatles fan so I don’t know the names of the songs they’re covering, but holy smokes they sound amazing. Honestly though, this is Robin’s shining moment. He just blew my socks off. Unbelievable.
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The Bee Gees host The Midnight Special on April 6, 1973
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oneinathousand · 5 months
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I pitched down The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight's voice lines to something that I hope is closer to the real thing:
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We have achieved Bread!
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2022 in artworks: january-june! 
I felt like I didn’t draw enough this year, but that might be because I didn’t post as much as I wanted to. really happy with how all these turned out, especially that little sketch of donovan that I did back in march that I have yet to share...
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longliverockback · 2 years
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Kevin Rowland & Dexys Midnight Runners Too-Rye-Ay 1982 Mercury ————————————————— Tracks: 01. The Celtic Soul Brothers 02. Let’s Make This Precious 03. All in All (This One Last Wild Waltz) 04. Jackie Wilson Said (I’m in Heaven When You Smile) 05. Old 06. Plan B 07. I’ll Show You 08. Liars A to E 09. Until I Believe in My Soul 10. Come on Eileen —————————————————
Billy Adams
Mickey Billingham
Steve Brennan 
Giorgio Kilkenny
Brian Maurice
Helen O’Hara
Jim Paterson
Kevin Rowland
Seb Shelton
Paul Speare
Steve Wynne
* Long Live Rock Archive
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somewhereinmalta · 2 years
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James Wilby as Uncle Al in Tom's Midnight Garden (1999)
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anthology-moved · 2 years
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It's really funny as someone who hasn't managed to read much discworld but was raised by someone who Adores it. It's like. Ya I'm a nonpracticing discworld fan. Ya I'm late I missed the thing but it still gives me too many feelings not to fuck with. Enjoy the like. Third hand blorbos.
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michaelwwaah · 3 months
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It was kind of fun to see jimmy fallon doing the BG talk show on SNL last Saturday, but it’s really not a very loving/flattering/accurate imitation of Barry.
So it’s a great opportunity to spend some time with the man himself, or at least, old videos of him since I can’t just set up a meeting him … yet?
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queer-media-tourney · 2 months
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Here are all 64 round 1 polls:
Rent vs Orphan Black
Heartstopper vs Orange is the New Black
Carol (2015) vs Bugsnax
The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern vs Stone Butch Blues by Leslie Fienburg
Red, White and Royal Blue vs This is how you lose the time war by Amar el-Mohtar and Max Gladstone
Our Flag means Death vs Always human by Ari North
The last of us two vs On a Sunbeam by Tillie Walden
Heartbreak High vs Shameless
Undertale vs The Handmaiden
Young Royals vs Revolutionary Girl Utena
Sens8 vs Carry on by Rainbow Rowell
Bee and puppycat vs The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Yuri on Ice vs Ranma ½
Q-force vs Feel Good
Torchwood vs The interview with a Vampire (2022)
Homestuck vs Good Omens
Some like it hot vs Killing Eve
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off vs Bound (1996)
It's a sin vs Magnus Chase by Rick Riordan
Doctor Who vs Portrait of a young lady on fire
Steven Universe vs Saltburn
Xena Warrior Princess vs Cyberpunk 2077
Welcome to Nightvale vs Schitt's creek
Night in the woods vs A league Of their own
Lisa Frankenstein vs The boys in the band (1970)
Black Sails vs Owl House
Hannibal vs The Traitor Baru Cormorant
Bottoms vs The Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir
The picture of Dorian Grey vs Adventure time
The Sandman (comic) vs Supernatural
Maurice (1987) vs Hazbin Hotel
Nimona vs Love Simon
Epithet Erased vs What we do in the shadows
Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs The Other Two
One Day at a time (2017) vs Falsettos
She-ra and the princesses of power vs Dykes to Watch Out for
Celluloid Closet vs Harley Quinn
But I'm a cheerleader vs Vida
Angels In America vs Glee
Hooky by Míriam Bonastre Tur vs They both die in the end by Adam Silvera
Will and Grace vs Paris is Burning
Sanders Sides vs The Magnus Archives
The L word vs Goncharov
Queer as Folk vs Paper Girls
Boys don't cry vs Dracula
All of us strangers vs Yellow jackets
The Song of Achilles vs D.E.B.S
Brokeback Mountain vs Dead end: paranormal park
Carmilla vs Pride (2014)
The Bifrost Incident vs Pink Flamingos
Call me by your name vs Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Grishaverse vs Roswell New Mexico
Riverdale vs We Know the Devil
Stardew Valley vs Pose
Disco Elysium vs Different For girls
Banana fish vs my own private Idaho
Celeste vs Tales of the City, by Armistead Maupin
Everything Everywhere all at once vs Outer Wilds
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar vs Victor/Victoria
Moonlight vs Stranger things
The birdcage vs Midnight Cowboy
The Watermelon Woman vs The Ritz
The haunting of Bly Manor vs Epic of Gilgamesh
Fun Home by Alison Bechdel vs How to survive a plague
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simpforfandom231 · 23 days
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Snuggles and whispers
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i have to say, Lindsay lohan is starting to be my favorite redhead but don't worry, Reneé and Rachel are still very much my favorites too ;-)
pairing: Lindsay Lohan x femreader
this is a short one but i am seeing if you guys would like some Lohan fanfics. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Y/n sat hunched over her laptop, the soft glow of the screen illuminating her face as she furiously typed away. The rhythmic click-clack of the keys filled the quiet living room. It was one of those nights where work seemed endless, but Y/n was determined to finish her tasks before calling it a night.
Lindsay emerged from the kitchen, a faint scent of freshly brewed coffee trailing behind her. She padded over to where Y/n was seated, her eyes softening as she observed her girlfriend engrossed in her work.
"Hey there," Lindsay murmured, leaning down to press a gentle kiss against Y/n's shoulder. "Still burning the midnight oil?"
Y/n smiled, the fatigue evident in her eyes. "Yeah, just wrapping things up. Almost done though."
Lindsay settled down on the couch beside Y/n, nestling herself in between her girlfriend's legs. She draped an arm around Y/n's waist, nuzzling against her neck affectionately. Y/n couldn't help but lean into the warmth of Lindsay's embrace, finding solace in her presence.
As Y/n continued to work, Lindsay's eyelids grew heavy, the soft hum of Y/n's voice and the warmth of her body lulling her into a peaceful slumber. With her head resting against Y/n's chest, Lindsay's breaths became steady and deep.
Y/n stole a glance at her sleeping girlfriend, a fond smile tugging at the corners of her lips. She admired the delicate freckles sprinkled across Lindsay's face, tracing each one with her eyes as if committing them to memory. To Y/n, Lindsay's freckles were like constellations, mapping out a story of their own.
"You know," Y/n whispered, her voice barely above a breath. "I love your freckles. Each one tells a story."
Lindsay stirred slightly, a small grin playing on her lips as she pretended to be asleep.
Y/n chuckled softly, running her fingers through Lindsay's fiery locks. "And your hair... it's like spun gold, so soft and vibrant. I could get lost in it forever."
Lindsay let out a contented sigh, snuggling closer to Y/n's warmth.
"But what I love most," Y/n continued, her voice barely audible, "is when the sunlight hits your skin just right. You glow, Lindsay. You truly do."
A gentle breeze fluttered through the open window, casting playful shadows across the room. Y/n watched as the moonlight danced across Lindsay's features, illuminating her beauty in the most mesmerizing way.
"And your shoulders," Y/n whispered, trailing her fingertips along Lindsay's bare arms. "They're my favorite canvas, adorned with the most exquisite freckles. Each one a masterpiece in its own right."
Lindsay's lips twitched into a smile, her facade of sleepiness beginning to fade.
Y/n leaned in closer, pressing a tender kiss against Lindsay's temple. "I love you, Lindsay Lohan. With all my heart."
Lindsay's eyes fluttered open, a soft glow of adoration shining in their depths. "I love you too, Y/n. More than you'll ever know."
As Y/n continued to type away on her laptop, she felt Lindsay's warm breath on her shoulder, causing her to feign shock once again. "Lindsay, you're awake!"
Lindsay chuckled softly, her voice tinged with amusement. "I told you, I'm a master of deception, baby."
Y/n couldn't help but smile at Lindsay's playful demeanor. "You're incorrigible, Linds."
Lindsay grinned, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "Guilty as charged."
Their playful exchange was interrupted by the arrival of Maurice and Willow, who bounded over to the couch, their tails wagging eagerly.
Lindsay's face lit up with delight as she scooped up the two dachshunds, showering them with affectionate kisses. "Look at these little angels, Y/n. How can you say no to these faces?"
Y/n sighed, shaking her head in mock exasperation. "We've been through this, Lindsay. They can't disturb me while I'm working."
Lindsay's bottom lip jutted out in a playful pout. "But they just want to cuddle with their mommies."
Unable to resist Lindsay's puppy-dog eyes (which were remarkably similar to Maurice and Willow's), Y/n relented, giving in to their furry companions' demands.
As the dogs snuggled close, Y/n reached out to ruffle Lindsay's fiery red hair, her touch gentle and loving. "You and your puppy-dog eyes get me every time, Linds."
Lindsay grinned, her eyes sparkling with affection. "What can I say? It's a gift."
Their cozy moment was interrupted by a loud yawn from Maurice, who promptly nestled himself against Lindsay's side, his eyes drooping sleepily.
As Lindsay playfully closed Y/n's laptop, she flashed a mischievous grin, her eyes sparkling with a hint of mischief. "Come on, baby," she said softly, leaning in close to brush her lips against Y/n's cheek. "You've been working non-stop. We really need to get in bed and get some sleep."
Y/n couldn't help but chuckle at Lindsay's playful insistence, her heart swelling with affection for the redhead beside her. "Alright, alright," she relented, unable to resist the allure of Lindsay's soft smile. "But only because you asked so nicely."
With a triumphant grin, Lindsay wrapped her arms around Y/n's neck, pulling her close as Y/n scooped her up into her arms. Maurice and Willow, always eager to be by their mommies' sides, followed closely behind, their tiny paws tapping against the floor with each step.
As they entered the bedroom, Y/n gently laid Lindsay down on the bed, the soft mattress sinking beneath their weight. Maurice and Willow wasted no time in joining them, bounding onto the bed with excited yips and wagging tails.
Y/n chuckled softly as she watched the dogs make themselves comfortable, their furry bodies snuggling close to their owners. "Looks like they're ready for bedtime too."
Lindsay grinned up at Y/n, her eyes shining with affection. "They're just following our lead," she said softly, reaching out to tuck a stray strand of hair behind Y/n's ear. "We set the best examples, after all."
Before Y/n could respond, Lindsay suddenly pulled her close, her lips meeting Y/n's in a forceful yet tender kiss. Y/n pulled back, her eyes wide with surprise. "What was that for?" she asked, a giggle escaping her lips.
Lindsay simply smiled sweetly, her gaze soft and adoring. "Just because," she murmured, her voice filled with love. "Because I can't help but kiss the most amazing person in the world."
As Lindsay nestled herself into the blankets, she let out a contented sigh, her eyes drooping with exhaustion. Y/n couldn't help but smile at the sight of her girlfriend, her heart swelling with affection.
"Comfy, redhead?" Y/n teased, gently nudging Lindsay with her elbow.
Lindsay let out a sleepy giggle, her voice barely above a whisper. "Mmm, so comfy," she murmured, snuggling closer to Y/n's warmth.
Y/n's heart melted at Lindsay's adorable response. Leaning in, she placed a soft kiss on Lindsay's forehead. "You're too cute, you know that?"
Lindsay's response was a gentle, sleepy kiss on Y/n's cheek, her lips warm against her skin. "Just for you, baby," she whispered, her words barely audible.
Lindsay's eyes fluttered closed, her breathing growing steady as sleep began to claim her. But just before she drifted off completely, she stirred slightly, her voice soft and sleepy. "Y/n?"
Y/n's heart skipped a beat at the sound of Lindsay's voice. "Yes, love?"
Lindsay's words were barely a whisper, barely coherent in her sleepy state. "Can you... whisper again?"
Confused but intrigued, Y/n leaned in closer, her lips brushing against Lindsay's ear. "Why do you want me to whisper, Linds?"
Lindsay's response was a sleepy murmur, her words filled with affection. "Because... I love it when you tell me... what you love about me."
Y/n's heart swelled at Lindsay's request, the love she felt for her girlfriend overflowing. Gently, she began to whisper, her words a soft caress against Lindsay's skin.
"I love your fiery red hair," she began, her voice barely above a whisper. "It's like waves of silk, cascading down your shoulders like a waterfall."
Lindsay let out a contented sigh, her breathing growing slow and steady. Encouraged by her response, Y/n continued, her words a gentle lullaby.
"And your eyes," she whispered, her voice filled with admiration. "They're like the ocean on a stormy day, deep and mysterious, yet filled with endless depths of love."
As Y/n spoke, Lindsay's breathing grew even, her body relaxing against Y/n's. And in that moment, surrounded by warmth and love, Y/n couldn't help but feel grateful for the incredible woman lying beside her, her heart overflowing with love and tenderness.
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MS released another video this morning. God I love this song. It’s such a mood. It’s the ultimate breakup/divorce anthem.
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box-o · 2 months
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I think about Sonic before he met Tails a lot, we know a lot about Tails before Sonic but Sonic before Tails ? Uncharted territory.
He's just this little gremlin child living in the woods god bless
I'd like to think at some point for research in where the fuck are this kids parents Eggman observed where Sonic would return to at the end of the day only to follow him into the middle of the woods where a small dirty blanket waited for him and then Sonic just kinda wrapped it around himself and shivered himself to sleep
I love the idea that Sonic was just left in the woods as a small child to fend for himself Pete's Dragon style, little 2 month old Sonic left in a basket in the middle of nowhere with a note "his name is Oglivile Maurice Hedgehog do not feed after midnight" and Sonic just did his thing from there (probably raised by flickies Pete's Dragon style(I could make an au out of this))
Unlike Tails Sonic's problems come from not having any kind of contact with other Mobians in his early years except for the occasional lost hiker which he would probably run away from with the flickies like the feral child he is, he probably didn't learn how to talk because he just never heard others talk before I think the reason he likes chilli dogs is because it was the first thing he'd eat that was not dirt or dirt agacent (he was raised by weird birds I'm sure he'd have eaten at least ONE worm in his younger years)
Of course once Robotnik showed up Sonic was like oh well I guess this is a problem now and just started taking care of it (Robotnik he just wants his family back man) until he eventually got unwanted attention from the townsfolk closest to the Robotnik plots he was taking out but Sonic couldn't talk yet (feral child) and therefore couldn't tell people his name (Oglivile) so they all just started calling him Sonic The Hedgehog because he runs fast and hes also a hedgehog (honestly probably a good thing)
I think Sonic would have been way more annoying and way more sopping wet kitten in a cardboard box pre Tails meeting, I think they were both sopping wet kittens just different kinds of sopping wet kittens
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thecatfight2023 · 1 year
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The Bracket™ is here!
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here are our competitors!
to space out the polls some, we have them divided in mini-brackets (each mini bracket will be posted a day as to not overwhelm everyone with all of the polls at once)
THIS WILL ALSO BE UPDATED TO HAVE THE LINKS TO THE POLLS!!
mini-bracket 1
Mewo (OMORI) V. Spider Cat (OMORI)
Domino (Amphibia) V. Ghost (The Owl House)
Thomas O’Malley (Aristocats) V. Marie (Aristocats)
Oliver (Oliver & Co.) V. Mochi (Big Hero 6)
Cat (Coraline) V. Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)
Tasque (Deltarune) V. Tubbs (Neko Atsume)
Daffodil (Spiritfarer) V. Black Cat (The Witch’s House)
Neite (Runescape) V. Black Cat (Divinity Original Sin 2)
Alpine (Marvel) V. Goose (Marvel)
Isis (Batman: The Animated Series) V. Alfred the Cat (DC)
Mikeko (Ace Attorney) V. Shoe (Ace Attorney)
Cats (Jet Set Radio Future) V. Shadow (Super Lesbian Animal RPG)
Fat Louie (The Princess Diaries) V. Orion (Men in Black)
Milo (Milo & Otis) V. Miss Kitty Fantastico (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Cat God (Identity V) V. Yuumi (League of Legends)
Opalescence (MLP:FIM) V. Ice Cream Kitty (TMNT 2012)
mini-bracket 2
Ichigo Momomiya [cat form] (Tokyo Mew Mew) V. Alto (Tokyo Mew Mew)
Kyo Sohma [cat form] (Fruits Basket) V. Kuro (Blue Exorcist)
Sakamoto (Nichijou) V. Kuroneko (Trigun)
Prince (Genshin Impact) V. Neko (Genshin Impact)
Pusheen (Pusheen) V. Simon’s Cat (Simon’s Cat Animations)
Nyan Cat V. Minecraft cats
Video (Strong Hearts are Mandatory) V. Ginger (Brimstone and Roses)
Midnight (Castle in the Air) V. Jenny Linsky (Jenny Linsky books)
Schrodinger’s cat V. Tuna Sandwich (Kid Cosmic)
Pura (Crash Bandicoot) V. George (Spyro)
Tom F14 (Atom: The Beginning) V. Murr (The Case Study of Vanitas)
Mausfänger (Pentiment) V. Myau (Phantasy Star)
Cam (Squishmallow) V. Autumn (Squishmallow)
Serafina (Barbie Princess and the Pauper) V. Wolfie (Barbie Princess and the Pauper)
Melog (She-Ra 2018) V. Curious Cat (RWBY)
Judd + Lil Judd (Splatoon) V. Webkinz cats (all of them)
mini-bracket 3
Tama V. FDC Willard
Stray Cat J V. Pangur
Grumpy Cat V. Miette
Jinx V. Jorts
Gandalf V. Raymond 
Smudge V. The Cat Foretold
Forever’s Brood V. Norman (SolidarityGaming)
Jellie (GoodTimesWithScar) V. BB (Jacksepticeye)
Garfield (Garfield) V. Meowth (Pokémon)
Puss In Boots (Shrek Cinematic Universe) V. Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots)
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess cats V. The Garreg Mach Monastery cats (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
Purrsula (Dragon Quest Treasures) V. Shiro/Blanche (House 1977)
Slugcat (RainWorld) V. Pussyfoot (Looney Tunes)
Li'l' Mittens (WordGirl) V. Mittens (Wander Over Yonder)
Greebo (Discworld) V. Maurice (Discworld)
You (Discworld) V. The Cat (Infinity Train)
mini-bracket 4
Cat (Ghost Trick) V. Cat (Stray)
Salem (Sabrina the Teenage Witch 1996) V. Binx (Hocus Pocus)
Firestar (Warrior Cats) V. Scourge (Warrior Cats)
Mothwing (Warrior Cats) V. Leafpool (Warrior Cats)
Sprigatito (Pokémon) V. Litten (Pokémon)
Meowstic (Pokémon) V. Shinx (Pokémon)
Jiji (Kiki’s Delivery Service) V. Luna (Sailor Moon)
Artemis (Sailor Moon) V. Diana (Sailor Moon)
Morgana (Persona 5) V. Ravage (Transformers)
Fukumaru (A Man and His Cat) V. Nyanko-Sensei (Natsume Yuujinchou)
The Judge (OFF) V. Mr. Midnight (Fran Bow)
Khoshekh (WTNV) V. Catbus (My Neighbor Totoro)
Grudge (Star Trek: Discovery) V. Spot (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Lumi (Cats are Liquid) V. 808 (Hi-Fi Rush)
Ser Pounce-A-Lot (Dragon Age) V. Warmseeker (Elder Scrolls Online)
Frumpkin (Critical Role) V. The Admiral (TMA)
polls for mini-bracket 1 will be scheduled to post around 2 pm EST tomorrow! also reminder they will be open for 1 day each!
propaganda is encouraged!! go wild! we will do our best to reblog as much as we can and it will be tagged with "purr-opaganda" (for those who want to filter the tag). we also recommend making propaganda for your cat blorbos sooner rather than later so there's a chance for them to win!!
-mod orange
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