Over 6 years ago, Technoblade and Etoiles played together on United UHC. Although they never got to meet each other on the QSMP, it's nice to see that they already had some nice banter and a fun dynamic developing during the brief time they knew each other. Here are some highlights from the video where they played together!
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Technoblade: Bonjour, mis amis! (Hello, my friends!) Oh god, we already have a zombie on us. No! It's targeting me 'cuz I have subs!
Etoiles: Excellent teammates.
Technoblade: Do trees spawn in these worlds?
Etoiles: [Laughing at a screenshot of Technoblade saying "deforestation has gotten pretty bad"]
Technoblade: It's gotten pretty bad, man. What is this?
Etoiles: B-bonjour.
Technoblade: Stop speakin' Chinese.
Etoiles: You're the best Skywars player, dude. That's why.
Technoblade: That doesn't mean much.
Technoblade: Oh my god, I found diamonds!
Etoiles: Oh, whoa.
Technoblade: Subscribe to Technoblade! I'm suddenly a UHC god.
Etoiles: Oh, I got diamonds too! :D
Technoblade: ...Wow, way to ruin my moment. Wow. Can I just have this one moment?
Etoiles: Yeah.
Technoblade: Does everything- does everything need to be a competition? First diamonds I've ever mined in Minecraft.
Etoiles: Let's redo it, Techno. Let's say I don't have diamonds. I don't have diamonds, you have-
Teammate: I found diamonds!
Technoblade: Oh my god.
Technoblade: I have seven diamonds! And I'm not saying that to one-up you, but- I mean I am, but I mean I'm- I'm also tellin' the truth.
Teammate: Nobody knows which one of you guys is the mole.
Technoblade: Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward.
Etoiles: Maybe Technoblade is already-
Technoblade: I'm right behind you.
Etoiles: Technoblade is already saying to his friend-
Technoblade: I'm already in the Mole chat, plannin' your death.
Etoiles: Like, I'm kind of scared of Technoblade, actually.
Technoblade: I'm not even good, why would you be scared of me?
Etoiles: Because you're the King of Bedwars.
Technoblade: Alright, ok, ok, so here's how it works- I get paid per episode, right? So I'm not gonna betray you on Episode 2.
Etoiles: [Laughs]
Technoblade: Now let me enchant.
Etoiles: I'm so bad at hearing sound because when I'm hearing lava-
Technoblade: Nah, it's 'cuz the sounds are in French, isn't it?
okay so heres an au im not sure how to explain-
she pilot on my [REDACTED] till i *explosion.sfx* or something idk
extra old stuff below 🔽
first version of peacemaker with extra details
an early attempt at designing the punisher
shes the type of aircraft to turn your insides into soup by subjecting you to +20 gs during evasive maneuvering :)
This is kind of an odd thing, but your art made me realized that I wasn't aromantic. I've never had a bunch of romantic inclinations and assumed it just wasn't for me, but your art made me realized that it's definitely more complicated than just an across-the-board disinterest in romance!
That's nice to hear, I'm happy for you!
I'm not an expert but to my understanding it's also entirely possible to be aromantic and interested in romantic themes, while rarely experiencing romantic attraction in practice, or something like that. The lines are sort of blurry and I guess in the end it comes down to what labels one feels most comfortable using.
More clips from the video of Technoblade and Etoiles playing together on United UHC! I actually hadn't finished watching the entire video before editing this compilation, so that twist ending REALLY caught me off-guard.
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Technoblade: Welp, I'm ready to die instantly. Tell me when you're done, I just almost walked off with like - without the Enchant table and anvil. Would have been pretty awkward.
Etoiles: It's my enchant table.
Technoblade: Ok.
Etoiles: I want to give it to the mode.
Technoblade: Just remember the anvil as well.
Etoiles: Yeah, you can grab the anvil.
Technoblade: Nope, I'm gone.
Etoiles: [Laughs]
Technoblade: I ain't carrying that thing! It's heavy!
Technoblade: I'm not used to this feeling of like, actually having stuff.
Teammate: Right?
Technoblade: This has never happened before.
Etoiles: [Laughs] Can I have that because I forgot my Enchant table?
Teammate: Oh my god.
Technoblade: Nope.
Etoiles: Yeah, like really.
Technoblade: I gave you ONE JOB!
Etoiles: [Laughs]
Teammate: Do you guys think hot dogs count as sandwiches?
Technoblade: Do you think it's too late to change teammates?
Teammate: [Warning that another team is coming]
Technoblade: Oh god, it's Ginger, run!
Etoiles: I'm running out, I'm running out!
Technoblade: Oh god!
Technoblade: Run run run run run. Run run run.
Etoiles: Just a prank, bro~
Teammate: Why is Etoiles behind them?!
Technoblade: I don't know, man. They're - they just-
Teammate: WHY IS HE BEHIND THEM?!
Technoblade: Wait, ARE YOU THE MOLE?
Teammate: The mole?!
Teammate: Etoiles is the mole!
Technoblade: Etoiles, you piece of trash!
Technoblade: I'M GETTIN' 5v1'ed, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Was a 4v1 not enough?
Etoiles: Sorry, Techno.
Tecnoblade: WHAT IS THIS 5v1?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Teammate: C'mon Techno, you got this!
Technoblade: Oh, yeah, let me just 5v1.
Etoiles: You got this!
Technoblade: AAAAAAAAA Leave me alone!
Etoiles: Techno!
Technoblade: WHYYYYYYY
Technoblade: Can I get like, free therapy after this?
LOVE that half of us are like “I want to gently kiss glen on the head and keep him safe :)” and the other half are like “I wish to manhandle him and throw him around like a dog toy”
Glen-likers have two paths before them (choose your own adventure)