Homer and Lisa Simpson, Snoopy, and a pumpkin man were driving around the parking lot of a rundown strip mall in an old minivan, trying to find someplace they could park. It was all handicap spots, spots for “criminal day” and spots that said, “If you’re a fan of [vague celebrity name], you’ve dropped $7.50.” They finally found “dogs only” parking spots so they parked and Snoopy got out to find a bathroom. Turns out the bathroom is just the ground.
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another day volunteering at the sony museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the willem dafoe portrait. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it.
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what the inside of my brain looks like 24/7
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fucked up in the crib playing bradmin
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Be careful, it's cold out
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Boki
Star finger is now in perfect range
Didn't like how the flash turned put but thought I'd still upload them
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@/AlpineF1Team: The Alpine Family 💙
Concluding the 2023 season in Madrid with Alpine CSR Ambassador Zinedine Zidane.
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