#MJ is op

[apple-spider-vinegar]

Many of us saw the Raimi trilogy as kids and so the main characters were just put in the mental category of "adults," but growing up and realizing Peter, Harry and MJ were all in their late teens/early 20s gives their behavior a lot of much needed context, actually.

Oh, they're indecisive and riddled with insecurity? Their love lives are a complete mess? They think one mistake or setback means their life is over? Well, no wonder! They haven't even beat the 25 allegations yet.

#all three of them feel like a disappointment to their father and that doesn't help #they should have been BONDING over that not fighting! #though i do think their traumas and emotional problems effect their relationships in a realistic way #even MJ #ESPECIALLY MJ #yeah she had commitment issues she had not been shown a healthy model of love #raimiverse #raimi trilogy #spider-man #mary jane watson #harry osborn #peter parker #op

[hauntedtoybox]

emma secret forest masquerade series by mj studio (x)

#toys #toycore #designer toys #blind box #vinyl toys #emma secret forest #mj studio #op #art toys #kawaii toys

[facelessoldgargoyle]

me, in my head: stand up and go to the store and get ice cream. stand up and go to the store and get ice cream. stand up and go to the store and get ice cream. stand up and

robin: hey

robin: would you want a milk shake if I got you one

#they know me so well #op #mj

[spider-xan]

We had two choices. We could say, 'All right, we'll make it easy and just not do it.' And everybody would go, 'Great. No MJ missions.' Or we could say, 'Hey, we've talked about showing the world from all different angles. We're going to make her moments better. We're going to take on the challenge. We're going to make people like playing as her.' We pick and choose our spots. We knew we had to make her more of a proactive, capable person. And if she's a little OP, I don't give a shit. She's fine. I don't care. (x)

Bryan Intihar is so right for this, MJ haters can go kick rocks!

#xan's spidey meta #insomniac spider man #mary jane watson #mj watson #she should be even more op as a treat tbh

[lesbianerxi]

MXTX Nightmare Ship: Round 2

[id in alt text]

Back to bracket

Reasoning for each ship:

Shen Jiu/Jin Guangyao

these conniving bitches have never been honest with each other in their entire lives. god save us all if they do actually decide to team up, but they’re too busy figuring out plans upon plans of how to undermine each other just in case.

Qi Rong/Shen Jiu

Both of them are so self-absorbed god could you even imagine them in a room together? It would end in bloodshed as soon as they just look at each other. Somehow they bond over their abandonment issues.

#mxtx #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #nightmare bracket #mj talks #this one is just 'who's worse for shen jiu' #fun fact! i made ship names for all of these pairings when i made their beautifully edited ship pictures #(op knows that her graphic design skills are rudimentary at best) #and do you wanna know the one for qi rong/shen jiu? #:)

[naivesilver]

Crowsourced ideas for the EAH/OUAT crossover because I can't get it out of my fucking head apparently and I need to write them all down in a single place

Apple -> takes the place of baby Neal as Snow and Charming's second child, exacerbating Emma's bitterness because like, if you're a bit jealous that your parents are raising and doting on a baby like they couldn't go to you, that feeling must multiplicate tenfold if said baby is a little girl with blonde hair

Raven -> Regina's baby with Robin. Implies that Cora never dosed her daughter with an infertility spell and also that the whole Zelena pregnancy shebang was avoided somehow PLEASE I need this for my sanity. Has magic blood but ON GOD, Regina will bash Rumple on the head if he comes near her kid with weird power-teaching ideas

(when I made the first post about this I completely forgot that Sparrow Hood is a guy that exists in EAH, but it's fine, we can pretend he doesn't OR Regina can have twins - Raven and Sparrow are names that go so well together, after all! And the prospect is hysterical! Surely nothing could go wrong with those two in the same nursery!!!!!)

Ruby and Dorothy were implied to do some travelling together in the show, right? Maybe they could find the remains of a wolf pack like that of Ruby's mother, except all that's left is VERY mistrustful wolfblood young sisters Ramona and Cerise in severe need for adult intervention. Time for Red Kansas to become chaos moms and break some walls the girls have built, I guess

if Jefferson already has one daughter, there is no reason why he couldn't have TWO daughters! Enter Madeline/Maddie, AKA Grace's mad (honorific) little sis

Cinderella is already called Ashley in OUAT so I'd be loath to keep her daughter as Ashlynn but...Lynney? Lynette? Something? Anyway, a glorified Alexandra LMAO same for Hunter, though - for one, where would Graham get a son, and for two, would he name that son Hunter? Nope. Definitely not. Needs workshopping

other kids I have floating around are Briar (but Aurora is already pregnant in canon so whatever that's easy), Crystal (technically as the daughter of the Snow Queen she should come from Elsa or Ingrid's line, but that doesn't sound likely...maybe Anna and Kristoff instead?), Alistair Wonderland (probably Alice and Cyrus' offspring, but that would mean not interacting much with the rest of the crew), Lizzie Hearts (Cora has no right to a third daughter, so what's the closest thing to the Queen of Hearts? Anastasia the Red Queen? Idk??????) etc etc

and now the actual protagonist in my heart, Cedar Booth Wood

so because of Jojo's intervention, her backstory is established as such: she's the result of one of August's pre-canon flings that ends up in Storybrooke when she's quite young. That narrows the window of time where she could have been conceived before her dad was either wooden/a third grader/being a whole dumbass, but I wanted her to be about the same age as her friends and that means keeping her at about 5yo upon her arrival (timelines are wonky because OUAT's timeline IS wonky, but hardly anybody will even read so far, so ssssssh)

August is her nearest relation available, so that's why he gets a handful of child so suddenly. He is...a bit in shock, but he ends up loving her once the surprise wears off. Marco is OVER THE MOON because it's free granddaughter. Archie is just begging that at least ONE member of their family has a kid in a plain, normal way at some point in the future

then the angst kicks in because it turns out daddy's enchanted tree genes are just a little too strong and they resurface quite vehemently once Cedar steps foot in Storybrooke. Maybe she starts turning into wood, or has an averse reaction to lies, or both, I don't know I'd love it to be both, but I'm scared that I will get yelled at for torturing this child any further

the central point is - I was discussing this topic with @bewilderedmoth the other night and she had a STRONG hand in helping me reach the conclusion that a) this is probably the Blue Fairy's fault, so fuck her b) since Cedar is so young in this AU not only would August be desperate that she gets...cured? Un-cursed? Something, but he'd also realize that...shit. He wasn't much older than her when he got thrown into his personal hellscape. That's fucked up. Who thought it could be a healthy learning experience (see point a)? Unhand his kiddo RIGHT NOW or so help him

finally, this unreasonably funny concept from yours truly, to send you off on a lighter note

#ouat #once upon a time #eah #ever after high #sometimes I feel like that post about op consulting the michael jackson amulet in their pocket before ordering food #except instead of mj I'd carry around an effige of august booth #he speaks to me and ruins my life with these senseless ideas #anyway august as cedar's dad so they can both find catharsis when #au: ever after storybrooke

[whisperingexecutioner]

The great political shorts debate 2022: who wore them better, Stitch or Adler? 

Everyone already knows my opinion here. . . X’D

Sauce

#bocw #black ops cold war #call of duty #cod #cod stitch #vikhor kuzmin #vikhor stitch kuzmin #cod adler #russell adler #season one #season two #season three #season four #season five #season six #operator #info #games #gaming #MJ Kreyzer #actor #motion capture #character model #july 4th #4thofjuly #holiday #summer

[spindash]

i need gwen to meet the dykey mj that lives in my mind i think they would be so cutsies. sorry

#op #ive rotated them in my mind for awhile bechz. well. you all know about my history with spiderman. but they are also based on zendayas mj a #little bit. nowadays. atleast yhe fitst time she played mj. sorrys

[kitausuret]

Love, Hate, and Apathy?

You have unlocked... a secret fic! Well no it's not really secret, I've posted a couple things that take place in this timeline already, but I had intended to write this as part of Symbruary/for Valentine's Day in 2021, but that never happened lol.

This bit takes place after Eddie has had surgery, the symbiote is (back?) with Peter, it wants to do something to help Eddie and Peter is kind of being a jerk:

“All right, how do you want to help him?” He rinsed off under the hot spray and leaned out to grab a towel. “He’s recovering from surgery, and we all agreed that you weren’t going to interfere with his treatment plan. There are too many variables and-” “I am aware, Spider.” It sounded mildly irritated. Fine. Feeling was mutual. “But you are no stranger to relationship crises. We have that in common.” “My relationship problems aren’t half as devastating as yours,” he said. “Or would you like a reminder? Little trip down memory lane?” Silence. “Yeah, didn’t think so.”

(for a little context, Peter and MJ are back together from their separation but they're... still working on things rofl)

#asked and answered #this timeline is so messyyyyyy #but i don't care it's fun #the next scene is mj going with eddie to his post-op lmao #for moral support (and to hit the gift shop)

[shieldwife]

currently resisting the urge to share my ‘the thg movies literally butchered johanna” manifesto

#literally every time i rewatch the movies i get so mad abt this #also feeling so much angrier rn bc i've finally said fuck it and started plotting the johanna fic that has lived in my head rent free #for literal years at this point #will i finish it? idk #am i still going to be able to rant for an unspecified but undoubtedly long period of time abt how bad the movies treat my girl? yeah #also other details piss me off #like the way they switched around the events of gale being whipped in cf and how it completely altered the event? #and in mockingjay giving finnick's scenes that show his friendship with katniss to gale HELLO?? #also in mj the fact that they got rid of 'she crept up on me'. evil #for a number of reasons #something something odesta everlark parallels katniss's feelings for peeta creeping up on her etc #anyway #but my MAIN GRIPE is with johanna #op

[antixromanticx]

i find myself

never looking directly at you

not because i dont want to

but because i worry

that maybe everyone will notice

the way i look at you

i worry that i’ll start staring

or that maybe you’ll glance back at me

and accidentally catch a glimpse at

all of the love in my eyes

and i dont know if i’m ready

for you to see that

i dont want to spook you,

scare you off like a deer in the woods,

so even though i’d love to look at you

i’m scared it’ll show on my face

#tz writes #train of thought #poetry #well kinda poetry #writing exercise #op #mj

[hauntedtoybox]

emma secret forest tea party series by mj studios (x)

#toycore #toys #designer toys #art toys #vinyl toys #blind box #emma secret forest #mj studios #op #kawaii toys #i have star :) shes my only emma rn but i also rlly want cream and milky way

[facelessoldgargoyle]

hi baby <3 I love you

#op #mj

[kexing]

CRYINGGGG WHAT IS THIS twitter(.)com/vickywen322/status/1525417273237811200?s=20&t=qDa_JuCNxrikkJqg9OHR3Q

ALDKAKDKSKDKSKKAJDAKKDKS

what do you mean? it’s the actual scene from the show? i see no difference! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#op deserves an award #this is too accurate #akdkskdkskdkskd #mj got mail!

[cumplaneshootingtowardsthesky]

And now, i gladly present my incorrect quotes for SVSSS

LB: *walking into SQQ’s room* “shizun please see to it that-“

*room is empty except for a shriveled up mushroom on the bed*

LB: “…shizun?” *turns to maid* “where’s my husband?”

•meanwhile, in the Holy Mausoleum•

SQQ: *wakes up in his original body* “…IM BACK IN THIS FUCKING BODY AGAINNN?!?!? OH MY GOD.”

SQQ: *thinking* i may not be the straightest guy but i am straight…

system: *INSANELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

SQQ: WTF??? SYSTEM I AM NOT GAY??

system: *ANOTHER EVEN LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER*

SQQ: SYSTEM STOP IM NOT GAY??!!

System: *ANOTHER LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER*

SQQ: SYSTEM IM NOT GAY

system: “OOC!! OOC!!! -500 B-POINTS” *INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*

SQQ: *tears streaming down face*

basically svsss:

SQQ: i didn't want to eat with him, but i didn't have a choice…i would’ve lost 5k b-points if i declined.

LB: “you look nice shizun…”

SQQ: “fuck you.” but it’s true…i do look nice. the system forced me to wear a beautiful gown that was just my size…skinny..but i missed my old rags. they smelled like bald donkey shit, but they were mine… *he looks down at his food* “you’ve probably poisoned it” *he says sassily*

LB: *takes a bite to prove he hasn’t*

SQQ: *tries it* damn! the food tastes just as good as it looks…which makes me angry..i don’t need his homemade food!

LB: *smirks at SQQ*

SQQ: he smirks at me, an evil, sexy, evil, sexy, smirk that shows off his pecs..UGH!! i CANT keep thinking like this!! he LITERALLY kidnapped me!!! i don't need him, or his fancy evil castle, or his homemade food, or OP-ness, or plot-armor, or the fact that they brushed my hair for the first time in five years!

and now some cumplane antics

*cumplane doing karaoke*

SQH: “OH FUCK ITS IN KOREAN!!”

SQQ: “oh my god do you know-“

SQH: “SHIT-“ *disney knees stance* “외로운 날들이여 모두 다 안녕 내 마음속의 눈물들도 이제는 안녕 !! (^_-)-☆”

SQQ: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”

SQQ: *telling SQH what happened at the water prison*

SQH: “yk what it’s giving?”

SQQ: “hm?”

SQH: “it’s giving wattpad”

*both start dying of laughter*

SQH: “so i’ve been talking to mobei-jun for a couple of weeks and i think i’m ready to ask him out”

SQQ: “i mean that’s cool that you wanna go out with him but…i heard that he only likes guys with blonde hair like-”

SQH: *hair is now blonde*

SQQ: “…bro.”

SQH: “i-i’m just chillin (·ิω·ิ)”

SQQ: “nah like how are you gonna change your entire self for a man bro like-“

SQH: “bro..he has..a hot…brother”

SQQ: *hair is also blonde now*

SQH: ( ·ิ-·ิ) …

SQQ: “see that’s a different story..”

SQH: “that’s what i’m sayin (๑·̀ㅂ·́)و✧”

airplane bro: *creates origami swan*

Shen qingqiu: “oh what’s that? can i see it?”

AB: *hands it to him* “it’s a paper swan ^_^” *clearly very proud of it*

SQQ: *smashes it and tears it up and sets it on fire* “a dead paper swan.”

AB: *tears stream down face*

*the sun gets blocked out for SQQ… it’s Mobei-Jun*

*the sun gets blocked out for MJ… it’s Luo Binghe*

Thank you for your time.

#mxtx svsss #svsss shen qingqiu #svsss #svsss shitpost #svsss luo binghe #svsss shang qinghua #svsss mobei jun #cumplane #svsss crack #svsss incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #binqiu #mobei jun #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #luo binghe #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #scumbag system #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #mxtx

[howtotrainyourdragonprince]

Op, Donnie said he had something to check, now he’s back! Wonder what he found out..?? 🧐💜

Part 8 is coming on YouTube this Fri at 12:00am like usual! Links in my bio! ❤️✨

This will be the last Part of Chapter 1 of the MJ AU before I take a break to work on Chapter 2! 🥳🎉 It’s been such an amazing couple of months getting to introduce you all to my little OC and her story, and I promise you it has only just begun!! 🥰❤️🐢✨ I’m so excited continuing working on this comic! 😁🎨🖌️✨

More updates will continue to be posted here and on my Insta! 😉👍

#mjrottmntcomicau #rottmnt #rottmnt oc #tmnt oc #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt au #tmnt fanart #rottmnt comic #save rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie