Purpose (Comission for WeirdKev27
Philli and Zan's Place: Recently Repaired from the Moonvasoin a few weeks back
Philli: I brought your Pizza!
Papa Swans: For When You Need a Pick Me Up
Owlson: Just.. drop it into my mouth
Philli: Okay that was fun the first.. dozen times .. and still is. But you haven't worked since you finished training that nice young moonlander to take your place.
Got them a dog too from one of my rescues. Their a very good boy... it's also their name.
Owlson: (Just takes the bots and eats somberly)
Philli: Okay hun I know it's bad because you didn't even go into a mild rant over two people naming their Dog Good Boy.
Owlson: I don't have it in me. I've lost all purpose. I can't find another corporate sector job. I don't WANT to work for some idiot again, but after a YEAR of my life wasted babysitting that toddler driving a grown man's body that's all people think of me, all they want me to do. I don't have other options.
Philli: Sure you do. Your Zan Owlson. You just need to get out of your rut, get a shower, get out of this house
Owlson: Penthouse
Philli: And get some time to yourself. Well with me because i'm not letting you go.. and not just because I glued my hand to your back.
Owlson: (Casually takes off jacket
Philli: Whelp now I got a jacket hand again. Point is You need a break. Get recentered, and find something NEW to do. Your brilliant baby, you just need some time to recharge.. which I know is hard for you and your work flow had me convinced you were a robot for the first few months we were dating.
Owlson: What
Philli: But you just need to take at least ONE day off to rest instead of going all in or wallowing that that's not working kay? I have some.. business to do in St. Carnard. JUst come with me
Owlson: Isn't that the place from that "Darkwing" show you like that recently has had an unstable lunatic running around like he's the lead character?
Philli: He's not unstable, he just beat me to it. Just go with me okay?
Owlson: Fine
ONE TRIP ACROSS THE BRIDGE LATER:
Owlson: Well the infastructure is .. terrible but your right, I needed the break
Philli: I called it didn't I... (is looking around antisly at the rooftoop)
Owlson:... your "reasons" were wanting to see this weirdo in a mask weren't they.
Philli(wearing her own superhero outfit, The Phiting Philantrophist) : Mayyybe
Darkwing: (From a nearbye alleway) I'm not weird. I am the terror that... hey this is my turp
Philli: Oh i'm just visiting
Darkwing: Then can we team up I haven't gotten to do one of those.
Philli: Didn't you team up with Gizmoduck during the moonvasion?
Darkwing: (Eye twitching) Are you coming or not?
Owlson: Just go darling i'll be fine.
Philli: (smooches her cheek) you da best (Both heroes run off into the night)
Owlson: Okay what to do... (sees a crowd and a pig man at a podium) ohhhh political speech! Don't mind if I do.
Mayor Trumpcard: If elected I will keep things great like my hair,the giant statue of myself, that bridge I never finished, that literal road to nowhere, the zombie graveyard exibit I imported real zombies for that only killed three people last month, a new record low, and my...
Citzen: but what about the levy's? Their bound to break just like birdtowns!
Some Lady: And the schools. Billy brought home a billy club. That's not why I named him billy!
Old Man T-Rex: And what about that mad scientest turning people into dinosaurs!
Dr. Fossil: Yes what about him whose totally not me.. totally...
Yogi Bear: And er what about the hospitals.. the cafteria is attortious! And I don't even live here! I was just transportin a kidney that mysteriously vanished when I dropped it off a building.
Guy Bleeding Out: And I got shot yesterday.. by me but still the fact no one noticed say something about the city
Mayor Trumpcard: Those are excellent questions.. and i'm going to think about them while relaxing in the pool of money i've embezzled from this office. Good day (Runs)
Owlson: That's rediculous, a politician should be about the people. You fix levy's by putting pressure on the city's elitie to donate, I've put pressure on rich people my whole career. You just gotta work at it no matter how much gold or sharks or explosives or ottomans they throw at you!
You fix the schools, and the hosptail and this dinosaur transformatoin informatoin the same way! You work hard, you work deep and you work for your people's best intrests at heart!
Crowd: (Starts chanting) OWL LADY OWL LADY
Owlson: Uh .. it's Owlson.. Zan Owlson.
Crowd: Owlson for mayor owlson for mayor owlson for mayor!
Owlson: But I don't even live here.. but .. Philli HAS wanted to move here.. and ther'es so much I could do. What other problems do you fine people have?
Person: We've got a clown infestation in the road to nowhere... FERAL clowns
Owlson: Simply open up a new circuis, you have the staff you just need someone to run it.
???: Someone poisoned the water suply!
Owlson: Then try and filter fresh water from the ocean.
Can Can: The Ring came off my pudding can
Owlson: Then take my pen knife my good man
Crowd: Owlson owlson owlson
Philli: (Watching from the roofs) I'm proud of you baby (texts her)
Owlson: (reads)
Philli: WE CAN MOVE HERE. YOUR DOING AMAZING SWEETIE TALK TO YOU LATER
Cement Head: You know i'ts rude to text during a battle
Philli: It's rude to steal a bank
Cement Head: (Holding a bank) Touche
Owlson: (Beams proudly purpose found) I'm now announcing my offical canadacy as mayor of st canard
Trumpcard: (Puts mayor sash on her) I concede.. there's no possble way to win as that would require effort but if you want my money back you'll HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST (books it only to trip and be mobbed by the citzenry)
Owlson and Philli: (Beam at one another, a bright future ahead.
THE BEGINING: .....
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9 PEOPLE YOU WANT TO KNOW
blame @ladyofpurple for this. She is my american friend from Michigan
Relationship status:
Singel
Favorite color:
When i was a young girl i watched a show about ghost. They had died, and they came to this waiting house, this pitstop between earth and afterlife. They where given a finale task to complet, like idk kill baby hitler, learn to play violin. Anyway one ghost scientest had to make a new colour. That color is my fav. We never get to see it. It remains a mystery. It belong only to her.
Top ships: Danskebåten. I guess... i wanna say something queer. Mhm. Waverly Earth and that cop. Nickole. Steve and Bucky and/or/Peggy. Anya and some motherfuckings vacay. That girl deserves rest.
Lipstick or chapstick: I am not going to google chapstick Sid sorry idk what that is.
Last song:
Crowded City - Black Honey
Last movie:
Død Snø. Dead Snow, norwigian classic form 2009, students goes on cabin trip and encounter bjørn sunquist, nazi zombies and ALOT of blood.
Currently reading: It by Steve King, still gonna read and burn it. the Hobbit. idk i have alot of books.
Tagging:
That person reading this. @ingradera @tyventyven @lookto-thecosmos @emmsoble @lesbian-asui @flyingsaucersarereal
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