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bootleg-nessie · 5 months

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Things that will happen in the future (based on my own experiences with time travel):

***FAQs at the end***

*All of these observations are copied directly from my notes in roughly the order I took them in

*Don’t ask about the interchanging use of past/present/future tense, you know how that stuff is with time travel

Women just started all growing three boobs instead of two. Scientists baffled

Genetically engineered catboys (no literally)

The great pyramid of Giza has been converted into a Bass Pro Shop

The entire state of Rhode Island was bought by some rich tech CEO who promptly dug a 500 foot wide trench around the entire state so that it could in fact be an island. It was soon converted into the world’s largest parking lot

Pollution has gotten so bad that fresh oxygen is now delivered straight to most homes via a subscription service

Basic necessities such as food, water, and housing are now provided for free by the government, but only for the top 1% of wealth holders

Insulin now costs twice as much as rent. “Get fucked,” say pharma companies

92.6% of new electronic appliances now have smartphone integration and require a monthly subscription to use

Most billionaires have real estate on earth’s moon

As an ongoing film experiment, Taika Waititi successfully convinced a Nebraska man that he’s been raptured and is now in heaven. He actually got Truman Show’d and now millions of viewers tune in every week to watch God (played by John DiMaggio) manipulate Robert into confronting his own views, battle cognitive dissonance, and face the realization that he might not have been as good of a person on Earth as he thought he was

Carrots have gone extinct, as have highland cows

Species of extinct animals and plants now are being posthumously renamed after the billionaires and elites most directly responsible for killing then off

Researchers discovered a sentient colony of fungus off the coast of Chile, it prefers to go by Fleebo and appears to have a incredibly complex intelligence far greater than any other observed organic being

Nobody knows where Ireland went. It literally just disappeared off the face of the earth one day and nobody bothered to question it. The story couldn’t compete in the news cycle with the recent news about a company in China that made the first real life pokemon. An entire civilization of people gone and I’m the only one who seems to remember it or even care

Fleebo and its offspring have annexed Madagascar and are threatening any retaliation with nuclear warfare and “making The Last of Us a reality.” Nobody knows if Fleebo actually has the capabilities to do this, but after the Lovecraft incident we’re all TOO goddam scared to fuck around and find out

Large snails have replaced cats and dogs as the most common household pet. Snail culture has largely taken over the world, especially Japan

The president of the United States is now decided with an oiled up twerking competition. Most people were hesitant at first but this has produced vastly more competent leaders so now everyone just kinda goes along with it

With the cost of living crisis only worsening with time, selling tattoo space on your body to advertisers has become common as people struggle to afford rent and pay their bills

North and South Korea have reunited into “Korea 2.0”

Germany has split up into East and West Germany again

Belgium and France have been annexed by West Germany and renamed “Wester Germany” and “Westest Germany” respectively

The entirety of Florida is now underwater. Most of Kansas is too for some reason that scientists refuse to explain because they’ve “sworn an oath to the eldritch gods” and that “much worse things would happen” if they did

The melting ice caps in Antarctica unveiled a lost civilization of intelligent creatures descended from a species of lungfish, predating human civilization by millions of years. They planned on hibernating for another 10-15 million years to observe the course of evolution on Earth and are very very angry at humans for waking them up prematurely and ruining all of that with global warming

The politically correct term for lungfish people is “Dipnoid” but most people refer to them by a variety of slurs, such as “finwalker” and “kelp muncher” (not that they even eat kelp)

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch has now increased to nearly half the size of what was formerly known as Canada and has been colonized entirely by pirates (the flag is actually pretty cool). The pirate nation has the 17th largest economy in the world and is projected to surpass the United States in GDP

Africa is about 2% smaller. Nobody knows why. Most people point to Fleebo, who denies having any involvement

All human-Dipnoid interaction was promptly banned by most world governments, except for the GPGPRP (Great Pacific Garbage Patch Republic of Pirates), whom the Dipnoids rely upon extensively for trade

Scientists have used DNA from fossils to recreate other species of humans. We now live alongside them like we did for thousands of years before everyone besides Homo sapiens went extinct. Racism is at an all time high

Class C and above robots are now legally recognized by most progressive countries as people

The United States government has been exposed for secretly funneling billions of dollars into the GPGPRP and using it to fund terrorist operations all over the world.

A new major religion revolving around Dave Grohl has skyrocketed in popularity. Grohilsm is now the world’s largest religion, second only to Fleeboism

Scientists discovered a new continent in the Pacific Ocean, and then promptly lost it again. Most people are convinced this was just an elaborate practical joke, but scientists “swear it definitely happened”

For a brief period of about 30 years, everything in George Orwell’s 1984 happened almost exactly as written in the book. Literally 1984

It was revealed that Jeff Epstein didn’t kill himself. He actually faked his death and spent the next few years in a drug-fueled episode of psychosis making sock puppets in a cave in Italy and then molesting said sock puppets until he died from a sock puppet related illness

Bigfoot was discovered off the coast of Georgia doing cocaine with a congregation of alligators. When questioned, he said he normally lives in Montana and was only there on vacation. He is now a celebrity, and has been featured in a number of tv shows and films, two of which he won an Oscar for. Last I checked, he was a washed up actor living in Hollywood with a reanimated Neanderthal woman

The GPGPRP raided most of England’s museums with the object of “doing exactly what they did for the last few centuries” England was understandably furious, but the rest of the world found it rather amusing

England declared war on the GPGPRP, which it promptly lost after hackers brought down the entire country’s military overnight. Much like in the 21st century, England is the world’s laughing stock

The entirety of Luxembourg relocated itself to the moon

Russia attempted to take over most of Eurasia. In retaliation to the full global effort to stop them, they launched nukes at the world’s 600 most populous cities outside of its current territory. Most of the warheads were stopped in time, but a few major metropolitan areas got hit pretty badly, including Los Angeles, Hong Kong, Chengdu, Mexico City, and Istanbul. Japan was understandably super pissed that Hiroshima and Nagasaki got nuked for a second time

In the wake of the nuclear holocaust, Canada assumed control over what was formerly Russia and assimilated many of its citizens and leaders into its own society and government. Under the new rule of formerly Russian leaders, Canada became a puppet state for the second coming of Russia. It annexed much of the United States, Mongolia, China, and a handful of other countries, becoming “the world’s first megacountry.” Crungolaska now controls a majority of the northern hemisphere

As part of a practical joke by Adam Sandler, Tom Hanks was actually marooned on a desert island like in Castaway. He lasted less than a week before he died. When I left this era of the future, Adam Sandler was serving a lifetime sentence in prison for murder

Fringe groups of crows with above-average intelligence have started popping up around the world. So far they have been observed forming small communities, crafting relatively complex tools, using rudimentary speech, performing rituals, and creating music

Aliens visited earth and had a formal meeting with many of our world leaders, but decided to leave us alone for a few thousand more years because humanity is “not yet mature enough to handle the responsibilities of interstellar travel.” They have incentivized us with a the blueprints for an Alcubierre Drive and a means to produce the exotic matter to fuel it once they deem us as being ready

The original colony of settlers on Mars has declared independence, officially becoming the first country not on Earth

We sent Tom Cruise back to space but this time we just left him there

The tether for the space elevator broke. The town known as Vatorville, famous for being the location of the takeoff point of the elevator shuttle on Earth, was completely decimated as tens of thousands of miles of steel cable came crashing back down. There were no survivors

Most people in first and second world countries have mandatory microchip implants that serve as a personal ID

Last Thursdayism has been largely denounced by quantum physicists. Current theories now revolve around “Next Thursdayism,” the belief that the entire universe was created in the future and that we all exist as a memory in the past

Synthetic organ farms for transplants and research have become a massive industry worth billions of dollars. However, there is still a huge black market for organically grown human organs, as they’re much cheaper to acquire and aren’t taxed at the exorbitant rates that lab-grown organs are

China dug a hole all the way to the center of the Earth. Turns out it’s hollow and there are people living inside. Who knew?

A university reconstructed the entire city of Rome as it was in its early days during the Roman Empire. It’s actually pretty historically accurate, except for the fact that there’s a lot less sex because it’s run by a bunch of sweaty history nerds

After Rome 2 resulted in the creation of a cult revolving around the Roman god of the dead that gained traction as a minor religion, Pluto was officially reinstated as a planet by NASA when cultists picketed their headquarters every day for nearly 3 years straight. “Fine, we’ll give these fucking virgins what they want so they’ll finally shut the hell up,” said NASA’s administrator in chief

In a display of the biotechnical prowess of Disney’s Imagineers, all the animatronics in Disney’s Hall of Presidents were replaced with clones of the originals, which went about exactly as well as you’d expect. After reports of the presidents hurling a series of racial slurs and other obscenities at the first black family to enter surfaced, the project was shut down almost immediately after it had opened. Minority admission to Magic Kingdom plummeted to 2.3% of its numbers from the previous year, making it the second whitest place on earth after a taylor swift concert

Plastic now makes up about 3% of every organism on earth by weight

Public officials are now required by law to take shrooms before running for office

Trees are considered a rare and highly sought after commodity, and are usually only owned by public institutions and the rich (the vast majority of oxygen farms use algae to produce oxygen)

FAQs:

FAQ: What time period(s) did you go to?

A: I have no fucking clue. The world stopped using the Gregorian calendar in 2063 after a gamma ray burst hit the sun. The GRB led to stellar ablation, which changed the length of a year on Earth. The sun would continue to lose mass at an accelerated rate for several more years, with the length of the year changing slightly from year to year. The world adopted a variety of different calendars which kept being updated frequently and were often super confusing and contradictory. I traveled to about a dozen different points in time, which based on my best estimates spanned within a few millennia of the current date.

FAQ: How did you obtain a time machine?

A: I think it was the 17th or 18th of June, 2055? That night, a large sci-fi looking box thingy roughly the size of a VW Bus appeared a few hundred yards away in the open field in front of my house. I tried to take a picture of the box, but for some reason the closer I got, the more the image on my camera started to become fuzzy, and by the time I got close enough to take a decent picture, the camera had stopped working altogether. I pulled open a door to reveal a corpse inside that was charred beyond recognition, who appeared to have suffocated and/or burned to death during a fire that damaged most of the interior. I also noticed a number of strange tumors and growths on the body. I pressed a random button on the remains of what I believed to be a control panel, expecting nothing to happen, but the door closed automatically and I suddenly lost consciousness. When I came to, I exited the box, expecting to still be in the field in front of my house, but instead found myself a ways outside of a small snowy village that based on my best estimates, was somewhere in northern Asia around 2-3 thousand years ago. The villagers started coming after me with spears, so I quickly ran back to the box and pressed another button, hoping it would return me to from whence I came. This time, the people I found (who were thankfully much nicer and spoke a dialect of English that I could mostly understand) told me that it was the year 506 of the PGRB-Δ4 calendar (the calendar that the United Territories was using at the time). I repeated this maybe a dozen more times trying to get home until I landed in 2023, which as far as I could tell, was the closest I had gotten back to my original time so far. It was at this point that I decided to stay and seek medical attention, as I was rather concerned about some nasty new growths on my arms and legs similar to that which I had seen on the corpse.

FAQ: Where is the time machine now?

A: No idea. It disappeared a few days after I landed in 2023. My best guess is that some poor sap found it and ended up sometime else.

(I never ask for likes/reblogs but I literally spent fucking WEEKS on this one so if you liked it pls show me some love <3)

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Finally saw White Noise, mainly because, as with all Noah Baumbach films, I was waiting bated breath for a divorce cameo. Having seen it, I can confidently say that this is my favorite Baumbach film to date, and if not that then certainly in my top three (the Madagascar sequel may or may not make my top five based solely on irony if we’re counting “written by” in the Baumbach Filmography) films Noah has put out.

I have to gush about this movie. Noah may not have hit it out of the park wiht the critics, but he put out a Covid allegory that didn’t make me wince in pain. For all the flack I give him about his marital status, Noah knows how to tell a story elegantly and I have to give him that.

Visually, the movie was drop dead gorgeous. The cinematography had me frothing at the mouth. The car selection was impressive. The score was subtle but effective (a credit to Mr. Elfman) and Noah even got LCD Soundsystem to reform and record the ending track. This movie is gorgeous, and it does the 80s as they should be, brown like the 70s but now there’s Chrysler K platforms (also brown) on the streets. Frances Ha and Marriage story both had ambitious colorwork (elegant black and white and gorgeous saturated hues respectively) but this really kicked it up a notch. Anything set in the supermarket absolutely captivated me. It’s really a triumph in going all out and daring to be beautiful.

Stylistically, the dialog was something I had to get used to. It was delivered like a stageplay, where even as characters talked over each other, this was done with such precise not-quite-flat intonation that even though the words were tonally emotional the clear delivery robbed the emotion of such weight. I know for sure it’s on purpose, because with a cast like Adam Driver, Don Cheadle, and Greta Gerwig, wooden dialog isn’t the actors fault. I’m not sure how much of this was dialog drawn directly from the book and how much of it was Noah pulling from his history as the child of coastal elite academics, but, combined with the fact that it was adapting a cerebral black comedy, after a second of adjustment it worked for me.

This of course didn’t work for everyone. Star Wars fangirls were disappointed that Adam Driver wasn’t hot anymore (a stroke of genius really, to cast him not as a hearthrob but as an aging professor), critics were conflicted on the tone and length of the movie, as well as the jumpy overall plot, and normal audiences were turned off by how dense the film is. They’re not wrong, it’s a bit of a mess, but that’s the risk you run when you adapt a book that’s described as “Impossible to film.”

I have yet to read the book, and frankly White Noise is a film I need to rewatch just to get all the baroque dialog I missed, but from what I can see, Noah pulled it off, even if he landed it with a wobble.

This is Noah branching out! It’s the first film he’s directed that wasn’t an original story. It’s a black comedy about an airborne toxic event, experimental medication, with a car crash motif and a subplot connecting Adolph Hitler and Elvis. Noah Baumbach has been the man you turn to for Woody Allen movies that aren’t directed by Woody Allen all linked together by the Messy Divorce Cinematic Universe, and here’s a film a toxic waste spill somewhere in Ohio. This isn’t his very best film but it’s certainly one of my favorites, and for all my criticisms of his marital-strife-ridden filmography, I enjoyed this even more than I expected.

Speaking of the expected, they give Adam Driver a tiny gun in this one. And yes, he is Divorced.

#filmposting #white noise #imdbm

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Oh gosh, wow! Thank you so much for the support and love for my Babs😅I truly appreciate it and I hope you really like it! I probably shouldn’t go this full out but you we’re my first ask so I got super duper excited about it. But this is the finished product and yeppers😆Thank you again💕✨

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07.03.21 We watched Penguins of Madagascar (2014). IMDb link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1911658/ Penguins of Madagascar is a 2014 computer animated spy action comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by 20th Century Fox. The voice cast stars some big names including: Tom McGrath as Skipper Chris Miller as Kowalski Christopher Knights as Private Conrad Vernon as Rico Benedict Cumberbatch as Classified John Malkovich as Dave (Also known as Dr. Octavius Brine) Penguins of Madagascar is a spin off from the Madagascar franchise, but post dates the TV series also called Penguins of Madagascar which was produced by DreamWorks and Nickelodeon and shown between 2008 and 2015. See separate review on the DreamWorks TV shows above. The Penguins of Madagascar was directed by Simon J Smith and Eric Darnell. The film follows the elite squad of penguin spies Skipper, Kawalski, Rico and Private as they join forces with Agent Classified in the undercover organisation 'North Wind' to stop Dr. Octavius Brine from destroying the world. See this link for full plot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguins_of_Madagascar The penguins go on a round the world adventure and visited places including Antartica, North America, Venice and Rio de Janerio .etc Penguins of Madagascar is incredibly fast paced and action packed, however one must see clip which features the penguins performing the German slap dance to the octopuses must be seen!

''We take this shame to our graves!'' - Skipper. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCtetYaj-po Another entertaining clip worth watching is the take flight scene where the penguins jump between air crafts to reach their destination. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VmWe3LyUDM A good example of the films creativity is when the penguins sneak into Fort Lock, to raid the snack machine! Penguins of Madagascar was the final film produced by PDI (Pacific Data Images) before its closure in January 2015. As a spin off from Madagascar, the film has no deep seated sense of origin. That however doesn't stop it from being highly entertaining. Character development during the film is thorough and consistent, helping you to become fully engaged. Other nice touches include the use of switching aspect ratios during action scenes to give the film a war movie feel.

The aspect ratio default is 1.85:1 switching to 2.35:1 during these scenes.

Penguins of Madagascar was created using DreamWorks preferred technology partners HP and Intel. Penguins of Madagascar was released in both 3D and 2D formats. The musical score was composed by Scottish composer Lorne Balfe who usually works on action movies and big television dramas like The Crown. Despite its generally positive critical response, The Penguins of Madagascar performed much better across the rest of the world and was particularity strong in Russia. The film received an overall rating of 73% and 6/10 which makes its poor performance at the box office rather surprising. Penguins of Madagascar was released on Blu-Ray, DVD and Blu-Ray 3D in March 2015. Here is a link to the Blu-Ray UK site: https://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Penguins-of-Madagascar-Blu-ray/119793/ Penguins of Madagascar DreamWorks Animation site: https://www.dreamworks.com/movies/penguins-of-madagascar There is no doubt that Penguins of Madagascar is very silly, but that is actually its strength. The film is 91 minutes of fun and laughs that fly by very quickly. I particularity like the way the penguins are humanised and stay true to their serious character all through the film. Despite the film having a cartoon like feel, the visual effects and animation remained very strong. The highly detailed end credits are particularity worth noting. King Julien XIII (a ring-tailed lemur) and Mort (a Goodman's mouse lemur) have a cameo appearance at the end of the film. I recommend watching The Penguins of Madagascar, you will smile all the way through.

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wild-child-charters · 3 years

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OUR TOP 5 HOTELS ON THE FRENCH RIVIERA

1. Le Negresco Nice.

The story started in 1912 when Henri Negresco the son of a Romanian innkeeper, after living in Paris and Monaco, decided to settle in Nice. He then decided to build a prestigious hotel to cater for wealthy clients. The architect he chose was none other than Edouard Niermans, one of the most celebrated architects of his time. The pink dome was also reportedly designed by Gustave Eiffel. In 1957 when Jeanne Augier took over the hotel, guests such as Dali, Princess Grace of Monaco, the Beatles, Louis Armstrong and Elton John enjoyed staying. Boasting an impressive collection of artwork and furniture spanning over 5 centuries, this iconic hotel continues to draw tourists and celebrities from all over the world. With 100 Guest rooms and 25 suites, each individually styled room offers a feast for your eyes! Talking of feasts, be sure to drop in to the hotel’s 1 Michelin starred restaurant the “Le Chantecler” to try their fabulous menu offering a tribute to regional produce. Unfortunately, when this was written, the Negresco is currently closed due to Covid 19. We look forward to them reopening soon.

2. Hotel du Cap Eden Roc

This grandiose hotel started out as a private mansion built in 1869 by the founder of France’s “Le Figaro” newspaper, Jean Hippolyte Auguste Delaunay de Villemessant. Originally called Villa Soleil, Jean built the mansion for writers seeking inspiration. In 1887 Antoine Sella, an Italian hotelier bought the property and in 1889 it opened its doors as the Grande Hôtel Du Cap.Some notable guests over the years include, a junior John F Kennedy, the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, Winston Churchill, Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.

Situated on the southern tip of Cap d’Antibes, the hotel boasts 118 guest rooms and 2 villas set amongst a wonderful tranquil setting and a perfect place to unwind with a cocktail after a long day shopping or sight-seeing! We love the Eden Roc restaurant for lunch, with its stunning views towards Cannes and the Iles de Lérins.

3. Intercontinental Carlton Cannes

This iconic hotel in in the centre of “Boulevard Le Croisette” in Cannes, is known throughout the world for its lavish parties and super high-profile guests. Built between 1909 and 1913 for Henry Rhul, a Swiss hotelier, its reputation has grown throughout the years for being the place to be, and be seen during the Cannes film festival. The hotels rich history doesn’t just evolve around glitzy parties and A – list celebs, it was also the location for the first ever league of nations conference in 1921. At the time of writing, the hotel is going through an extensive refurbishment, and we look forward to seeing the completed work in 2023. We are certain it will be above and beyond our expectations!

4. Hôtel Cap-Estel Ezé

The best way to catch a glimpse of this amazing hotel is from a boat! Situated on a 2-hectare peninsular between Nice and Monaco, if you love looking out to sea, then this is the place for you! Surrounded on 3 sides by water, and set-in lush greenery, this boutique hotel is the perfect place to get away from the crowds and relax in private. The main building was built in 1899 and extensively renovated in 2003 and contains 2 presidential suites, the largest with over 445 m2 of floor space not including the ample terrace! Hungry? These guys have it covered, either a light and tasty poolside lunch at the super classy “fiscus” restaurant, or something at bit more gourmet at the 1 Michelin star “La table de Patrick Raingeard” where you will experience Patrick’s homage to produce gathered from the sea and the shore (and the hotel’s own garden)

5. Hôtel de Paris Montecarlo

Originally just olive and lemon trees, this space was magnificently developed by François Blanc into one of the world most luxurious hotels. Opening its doors in 1864, this hotel catered exclusively to the international elite, as it still does today. Rockefeller, Rothschild and Vanderbilt are just a few of the high-profile guest that have stayed here over the years. As well as welcoming kings, Queens and dignitaries from all over the world, the hotel has also feature in many movies including Iron Man 2, Madagascar 3 and as you would expect, 2 James bond films, Goldeneye and never say never again. Spread over 4 floors with 99 rooms and 83 suites (including a presidential suite) this hotel has options for all tastes but unfortunately not all budgets! With 3 restaurants to choose from, including Alain Ducasse’s Louis XV restaurant boasting 3 Michelin stars as well 600,000 bottle wine cellar, you certainly won’t go away hungry or thirsty! If you prefer something a bit more relaxed you can dine in the “Le Grill” on the top floor with its sliding roof or grab a drink in the American bar whilst listening to some live jazz.

#frenchriviera #rivieralife #carltoncannes #ezé #monaco #cannes #antibes #nice #riviera #negresco #hotels

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nomadicism · 5 years

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Some Thoughts about the Fast & Furious cartoon series...

I was recently reminded by @bbtree about the upcoming Fast & Furious series by DreamWorks for Netflix, and they mentioned that Tim Hedrick would be working on it.

I referenced the F&F series deal in a post or two awhile back, that it was proof that something was going well between DreamWorks and Netflix in order for them to sign that deal. I was so focused on the business end of that and didn’t pay much attention to the creative team for the series:

“Tim Hedrick, who wrote for DreamWorks’ “Voltron: Legendary Defender” series, and Bret Haaland, who has produced DreamWorks’ animated shows like “All Hail King Julien” and “The Penguins of Madagascar,” will serve as executive producers and showrunners.” — Variety.com April 2018 [X]

That’s very interesting, and great for Hedrick. He’ll be an EP and show-runner on this series. That’s a wonderful follow-up and validation of his work on VLD.

Given the collaborative nature of animation and film, the line between writer, lead writer, story editor, and so on is generally unclear to me. That means that I can’t pin point what in VLD comes down to mostly Hedrick’s (or anyone’s) writing, and what comes down to his ideas but lightly edited, or his ideas but heavily edited, or his writing but with a lot of oversight/input/direction, and so on. It's hard for me to know what I like about his work, and what I didn’t like (if any), but I really like his run on the VLD comics with Mitch Iverson (Volumes 1 and 2).

Hedrick is one of the few of those involved to go back through most of (or all) of DotU, Golion, and other continuities, including the comics. [X] That earns a lot of points with me, because that’s a lot of effort. I appreciate the attention to detail.

I really enjoy the Fast & Furious films (even the less loved ones), because I love a good car movie, and the found family themes that are carried throughout the installments are done so well. They are enjoyable action movies with the right amount of fluff and feels that don’t distract from the racing and Cool Shit They Do With Cars.

Surprise, I love giant robots and cool cars.

I am still uncertain if I’ll watch the series, but knowing that Hedrick is an EP and a show-runner for it—right on the heels of his work on VLD—makes me more likely to check it out. I hope that the animation is great, and more like VLD or Young Justice, and less Cal Arts or 3D-CG (whatever that is called these days). There is a URL for the official website on Netlfix, but no images appear on the series page.

The series official title is: Fast & Furious: Spy Racers.

According to the Variety article: “In the series, teenager Tony Toretto follows in the footsteps of his cousin Dom when he and his friends are recruited by a government agency to infiltrate an elite racing league serving as a front for a nefarious crime organization bent on world domination.” [X]

Hmm. Sounds cool. That’s a good spin on the basic F&F concept. This infiltration premise is one I’d expect to see out of something like a martial arts film or a video game. I vaguely recall—during my childhood of playing any video game I could get my hands on—something like that as the backstory for a character from Street Fighter (sans racing). I think it was Cammy or C. Viper…one of them was an undercover agent trying to take down M. Bison’s criminal organization (which sought world domination).

Gotta say, that’s a heck of a thing: that VLD’s show-runners approached DreamWorks about a Street Fighter show, were handed VLD, and now one of VLD’s lead writers has moved on to be an EP and show-runner of a huge franchise spin-off series whose premise would totally work as a backstory for a character in Street Fighter. Life in the biz must be so strange.

EDIT/UPDATE: The Street Fighter pitch was made to Capcom, not DreamWorks. [X] I’ve read that it was DreamWorks in the past, but didn’t follow up for a source to make sure that was legit.

#tim hedrick #fast and furious #dreamworks #netflix

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ONE ( NAME / ALIAS ): Anna / Banana / Anna Banana TWO ( BIRTHDAY ): May 23rd THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN ): Gemini~! FOUR ( HEIGHT ): 5′6″ FIVE ( HOBBIES ): Writing, drawing, reading, playing Overwatch, and rewatching series I’ve completed while never finishing any new series I’ve started LMAO SIX ( FAVOURITE COLOUR(S) ): I really enjoy a goldenrod color and a hot pink-ish color (but not highlighter hot pink) To be specific, these colors on the RGB spectrum: #ed145b & #ffd200 SEVEN ( FAVOURITE BOOKS ): I was really fond of the Vampire Academy series by Richelle Mead, even if I never finished it! But recently I just finished the first book of ‘The Young Elites’ by Marie Lu! The next book series I’m going to tackle is The Grisha Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo

...I really don’t read many books fam, it takes forever for me to finish a book bruh

EIGHT ( LAST SONG LISTENED TO ): MKTO - Superstitious && (G)I-DLE - Hann (alone) NINE ( LAST FILM WATCHED ): Madagascar Escape 2 Africa! TEN ( INSPIRATION FOR MUSE ): Rewatching the series or replaying the game, listening to music, and also looking up fanart and official images! :D TWELVE ( MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ): Aeqcitas actually stands for Aequitas, I just replaced the ‘U’ with a ‘C’ because I’M AN EDGELORD RAWR.

Also, aequitas is the Latin concept of justice, equality, conformity, symmetry, or fairness. This word is actually the origin for the English word equity! This username came about from my amazing waifu @arbitrcr who chose it for me when I was trying to figure out another username for my... second Overwatch account. YES THAT’S RIGHT I HAVE A SMURF, @ ME. It’s my DPS-based account, and since I main Pharah after Mercy, it felt applicable :3

But yeah, I chose it for this account because I had nothing else LMAO

tagged by: MUH BABABABAY @imperterritus tagging: @trxnquilite @kcimizu @wingedangela @reaperxfsin @aevitatem - But there is NO PRESSURE to do this!! QuQ ♥

#[ ooc. ] Back at it again with the shitposting.#THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME BBY ♥#but yeah there's no pressure to do this guys! I just went at random ohohoho

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#DicaDeFil.e #Desenho @netflixbrasil Pinguins de Madagascar Sinopse Os valentes pinguins Capitão, Kowalski, Rico e Recruta se unem a uma força de elite, chamada Vento do Norte, para impedir que o vilão Dr. Octavius Brine acabe com os pinguins do mundo todo 1° filme do ano, para relaxar a mente e dar boas risadas #filme #movie https://www.instagram.com/p/CYM8GK0P5hO/?utm_medium=tumblr

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5 THINGS REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.

5 things you’ll find in my bag

umbrella. I live in the uk. we always have to have an umbrella

phone

keys

ipod

purse

5 things in my bedroom

lots and lots and lots of books

dreamcatcher

two paintings

art work made by me on the walls

a writing desk

5 things I’ve always wanted to do in my life

go to madagascar

be successful enough in my career to not worry about money

to be stress free....or well, stress-lite. diet stress.

to perform at the donmar warehouse

go deep sea diving on a marine archaeology trip

5 things that make me happy

my cats

working (i.e acting)

relaxing at home with my family

shopping..without having any budget limitations.

having a disney film binge

5 things that I’m currently into

anything animals; wildlife or domestic.

art development books for animated movies

the sea/sealife

chokers. i have so many and so many more on my shopping wish list on etsy

instagram

5 things on my to-do list

prep for auditions and script meetings

get the producer to call me back about still for my last movie. major delay here and it’s driving me mad

organise my rp blogs, streamline them, and organise my icons a bit better.

finish my script draft

have a day of nothing to recharge

5 things you may not know about me

i suffered an eating disorder, and sometimes I still do when it gets triggered, as you never truly get rid of it unfortunately. it started around nine years ago when i also suffered a lot of other issues, including depression. i never had therapy but my mum pulled me through without even letting me know at the time that she was. because she’s sneaky like that.

I have minor raynaud’s which means my extremities such as fingers and toes get colder a lot more easily and in extreme weather can cause me pain. luckily i don’t have a severe case and i do wrap up very warm in winter, so it’s not that big of a deal. Except when we had a really severe snowfall and my feet felt like they were gonna fall off.

i used to be a figure skater, and through that, have met gold medal olympians.

i used to know a guy called steven stevens who lived on stevenson road. not even kidding.

i really hate texting or phoning or generally using phone communication, so if actually chat to you on a phone in anyway, you’re in a special, elite group.

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I saw:

Penguins of Madagascar- The four birds that fancy themselves an elite fighting force discover they have a supervillan scale enemy. The foe has it in for them and all their species because it was an octopus that discovered over and over that the human race is so insane it actually believes the feather brains are cute and those with tentacles are ugly. As we witness a flashback to the utter emotional neglect the poor guy suffered I asked Mom to explain why the hell people think those flightless flapping thongs are so “cute”. While I have nothing against penguins, I don’t find them inherently cute! And the arguement that they look like they are wearing “little suits”.... (insert rolling eyes) Anyway, another team of fighting critters, in this case a arctic variety that look just as cute to my eye, are out to save the day, unwilling to have the birdies help, assuming they are helpless. While the compete to be the heroes, the baddie sets in motion his plan to finally make penguins stop looking so damn boring. Sorry...turn them into monsters. But look, if the goal was to make them ugly I disagree. I mean one of our core four gets wings, a mouth full of sharp teeth, and spikes down his spine, on top of the apparently standard lovely shade of green. It gives them character! Speaking of character, the emotional content comes from the youngest member of our penguins struggling to escape the adorable kid brother role his brothers have kept him in. You know, taken seriously in spite of being cute as a recurring theme might mean more if any of these birds were somehow especially cute. So, will these heroes defeat the poor octopus and condemn the world to a bunch of dull black and white waddlers?

No offense if you love penguins. To each their own, it’s just I want it to be clear that perception of aesthetics are NOT universal.

Anyway, the studio noticed that there seemed to still be potential profits in the Madagascar francise, though of a spin off and went “Why not?” Some people remembered liking the other films and thought these supporting characters were fun and went “Why not?” I saw the bluray for sale for $2, and since I have an interest in animation I went “Why not?”

Um, it would be nice to just say “It was awful, that’s why not” but the truth is is wasn’t. It was decidedly averge. For ever thing that didn’t work, like the running gag of the baddies calling out to hench men that reference celebrities (example: “Nicholas! Cage them!” Groan.....) there was another I found amusing. Still, I’ll probably forget all about the movie in a couple days.

#movies #penguins of madagascar

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HBO Max New Releases: September 2020

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WarnerMedia’s grand streaming experiment continues apace with HBO Max’s list of new releases for September 2020.

This month, HBO Max is bring some serious dramatic heat with the Ridley Scott-directed sci-fi series Raised by Wolves arriving on Sept. 3. And if science fiction isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, then HBO Max has identified something that is: true crime. The Murders at White House Farm will arrive at a date to be determined in September.

In addition to those intriguing original offerings, HBO Max is making the best of its WarnerMedia library this month. Doctor Who season 12 makes its long-awaited streaming debut on Sept. 1. Also arriving on the first of the month are Clerks, Election, and the hopefully-not-too-timely V for Vendetta.

Recent horror hit The Invisible Man arrives on Sept. 19. It is complemented by HBO Max original comedy Unpregnant on Sept. 10.

Here is everything else coming to HBO Max this month.

HBO Max New Releases – September 2020

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Haute Dog, Season One Premiere

Mo Willems: Don’t Let the Pigeon Do Storytime!, 2020

The Great Pottery Throw Down, Seasons 1-3

The Murders at White House Farm, Season One Premiere

September 1

93Queen, 2018

All The Right Moves, 1983 (HBO)

The Astronaut Farmer, 2007 (HBO)

Badlands, 1973

Ballmastrz: 9009, 2018

Bandidas, 2006 (HBO)

Barnyard, 2006 (HBO)

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, 2012 (HBO)

Black Dynamite, 2012

Blood Diamond, 2006

The Bodyguard, 1992

The Brak Show, 2000

Butterfield 8, 1960

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, 1958

Caveman, 1981 (HBO)

Charlotte’s Web, 1973

The Cider House Rules, 1999 (HBO)

City Of God, 2003 (HBO)

Clara’s Heart, 1988

Clerks, 1994 (HBO)

Cold Creek Manor, 2003 (HBO)

Congo, 1995 (HBO)

The Conversation, 1974

Cop Out, 2010

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, 2008 (HBO)

Date Movie, 2006 (Unrated Version) (HBO)

Dave, 1993

The Devil Inside, 2012 (HBO)

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, 2002

Doctor Who, Season 12

Dog Day Afternoon, 1975

Dolores Claiborne, 1995

Election, 1999

Fatal Attraction, 1987

Father of the Bride, 1950

Final Destination 5, 2011 (HBO)

Flight Of The Phoenix, 2004 (HBO)

Forensic Files II, Season 1

Going the Distance, 2010

A Good Year, 2006 (HBO)

Grease, 1978

Harlem Nights, 1989

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, 2000

Heartbreakers, 2001 (HBO)

A Hidden Life, 2019 (HBO)

Honeymoon in Vegas, 1992

Idlewild, 2006 (HBO)

Impractical Jokers, Seasons 5-8

Impractical Jokers: After Party, 2002

Impractical Jokers: The Movie, 2020

Infomercials, 2013

In Good Company, 2004 (HBO)

Jackson, 2016

JFK, 1991

Joe Pera Talks With You, 2018

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, 2012 (HBO)

Joyful Noise, 2012

A Kiss Before Dying, 1991 (HBO)

The Lake House, 2006

Lassie Come Home, 1943

Lazor Wulf, Season 1

Lean on Me, 1989

Life with Father, 1947

Little, 2019 (HBO)

Little Women, 1949

Lost in Space, 1998

A Man Apart, 2003

Mao Mao, Heroes of Pure Heart, Episodes 1-30

Marathon Man, 1976

The Mexican, 2001

Miracle Workers, Season 1

Midnight Run, 1988 (HBO)

Miracle At St. Anna, 2008 (HBO)

Miss Congeniality, 2000

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous, 2005

Moral Orel, Seasons 1-3

Murder by Numbers, 2002

Netizens, 2018

Observe and Report, 2009

Off the Air, 2011

An Officer and a Gentleman, 1982

OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes, Seasons 1-3

The Operative, 2019 (HBO)

The Outsiders, 1983

Over the Garden Wall, 2014

Over The Hedge, 2006 (HBO)

Point Break, 1991 (HBO)

Private Benjamin, 1980

Prometheus, 2012 (HBO)

PT 109, 1963

Red Riding Hood, 2011

The Replacements, 2000

Replicas, 2019 (HBO)

Reversal of Fortune, 1990

A Room With A View, 1986 (HBO)

Sealab 2021, Seasons 1-5

See No Evil, 2006 (HBO)

Shrek Forever After, 2010

Sin Cielo, 2018 (HBO)

The Sitter, 2011 (Unrated Version) (HBO)

Snakes on a Plane, 2006

Son of the Mask, 2005

Squidbillies, Seasons 1-12

Star 80, 1983

Sunrise at Campobello, 1960

Superjail!, Seasons 1-4

Tennessee Johnson, 1942

Three Kings, 1999

Tigtone, Season 1

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Seasons 1-5

Too Beautiful: Our Right to Fight, 2018

Two Weeks Notice, 2002

V for Vendetta, 2006

Victoria and Abdul, 2017 (HBO)

The Wedding Singer, 1998

Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, 1994

When We Were Kings, 1996 (HBO)

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, 1966

The Wind and the Lion, 1975

Young Sheldon, Seasons 1-3

September 3

Raised by Wolves, Season 1 Premiere

September 4

Lo Dejo Cuando Quiera (Aka I Can Quit Whenever I Want), 2019 (HBO)

September 5

Spies in Disguise, 2019 (HBO)

September 10

Unpregnant, Film Premiere

September 11

Detention Adventure, Season 1

Huracán (Aka Hurricane), 2019 (HBO)

Make It Big, Make It Small, Season 1

September 12

Coastal Elites (HBO)

September 14

The Third Day, Limited Series Premiere (HBO)

We Are Who We Are, Drama Series Premiere (HBO)

September 15

Re:ZERO, Season 2

September 17

Weston Woods, 2020

September 18

Habla Now (HBO)

La Musiquita Por Dentro, 2019 (HBO)

September 19

The Invisible Man, 2020 (HBO)

September 23

Agents of Chaos Part 1 (HBO)

Agents of Chaos Part 2 (HBO)

September 25

Fandango at the Wall, 2020 (HBO)

September 26

Just Mercy, 2019 (HBO)

September 27

Patria, HBO Europe Series Premiere (HBO)

Leaving HBO Max – September 2020

September 7

A Star is Born, 2018 (HBO)

The Hate U Give, 2018

September 8

The Oslo Diaries, 2018 (HBO)

September 28

24/7 College Football, 2019 (HBO)

September 30

Alita: Battle Angel, 2019 (HBO)

Anna, 2019 (HBO)

Apocalypse Now, 1979 (HBO)

Armageddon, 1998 (HBO)

Blade, 1998

Blazing Saddles, 1974

Bohemian Rhapsody, 2018 (HBO)

The Departed, 2006

The Exorcist, 1973

Free Willy, 1993

Grease, 1978

Gremlins, 1984

Interview with the Vampire, 1994

Journey to the Center of the Earth, 2008

Madagascar, 2005 (HBO)

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, 1983

Mrs. Doubtfire, 1993 (HBO)

The Postman Always Rings Twice, 1981

Saving Private Ryan, 1998

Shaft, 2019 (HBO)

Space Jam, 1996

Superman Returns, 2006

Troy, 2004

War of the Worlds, 2005 (HBO)

Wedding Crashers, 2005

The Wedding Singer, 1998

The Wild Bunch, 1969

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Filmes da Globo (03/03/2019 a 11/03/2019)

Filmes importante da semana na Globo você só confere aqui, tanto o da Tela Quente, como os transmitidos no final de semana, através do Supercine, Temperatura Máxima, Domingo Maior, Sessão de Gala e Festival de Sucessos. Confira abaixo:

Sábado (02/03/2019) – Supercine – Cancelado em virtude da transmissão do Carnaval Globeleza.

Domingo (03/03/2019) – Temperatura Máxima – Madagascar 3: Os Procurados (2012)

Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Rei Julien e os pinguins deixam o continente africano rumo à Europa. Eles chegam a Mônaco, onde passam a ser perseguidos por uma obcecada agente de controle animal. Tentando voltar para casa, em Nova York, os amigos irão viver emocionantes aventuras com um divertido circo itinerante.

Os Pinguins de Madagascar (2014)

Vindos da franquia de animação Madagascar, Capitão, Kowalski, Rico e Recruta, a elite do pinguins espiões, são capturados em uma missão que tinha como objetivo presentear o integrante mais novo da tropa (Recruta) em seu aniversário. Eles caem nas garras do temido dr. Otavius Brine, que se sentiu prejudicado pelo quarteto em um passado remoto. Agora, eles vão ter que impedir o maléfico plano do vilão de se vingar dos pinguins do mundo todo e, para isso, terão que juntar forças com uma especializada agência de espiões, a Vento do Norte, liderada pelo Agente Secreto. Enquanto isso, Recruta tenta provar seu valor como agente especial do time de pinguins.

Domingo Maior – Cancelado em virtude da transmissão do Carnaval Globeleza.

Sessão de Gala – Cancelado em virtude da transmissão do Carnaval Globeleza.

Segunda (04/03/2019) – Tela Quente – Cancelado em virtude da transmissão do Carnaval Globeleza.

Terça (05/03/2019) – Festival de Sucessos – Uma Noite Fora de Série (2010)

Phil e Claire Foster são casados, têm filhos, mas o relacionamento caiu na rotina. Decidido a mudar o cenário, ele a convida para ir num restaurante superbadalado e, sem mesa reservada, assumem o lugar de outro casal que parecia ter faltado ao compromisso. Só não contavam com o fato de que os donos da tal mesa eram procurados por um mafioso e, assim, a noite que era para ser divertida virou um salve-se quem puder pelas ruas de Nova York.

Quarta (06/03/2019) – Loucas para Casar (2015)

Malu tem 40 anos e trabalha como secretária de Samuel, o homem de sua vida. Apesar de estarem namorando há três anos, não há o menor indício de que um pedido de casamento esteja por vir. Um dia, Malu percebe que faltam algumas camisinhas no estoque pessoal do namorado e logo deduz que ele tem uma amante. Após contratar um detetive particular, ela descobre outras duas mulheres na vida de Samuel: a dançarina de boate Lúcia e a fanática religiosa Maria. É claro que as três irão disputar a preferência do amado.

Quinta (07/03/2019) – Minhas Adoráveis Ex-Namoradas (2009)

Connor Mead é um fotógrafo de celebridades que coleciona ex-namoradas. Acreditando que a vida serve apenas para se divertir e namorar, Connor não entende como alguém pode ter um relacionamento duradouro. Quando seu irmão Paul se casa, ele reencontra Jenny Perotti, a única mulher pela qual realmente se envolveu. À noite, ele recebe a visita do tio Wayne, um playboy dos anos 70, que lhe diz que receberá a visita dos fantasmas de três ex-namoradas. Através delas, Connor percebe as falhas de seus relacionamentos anteriores.

Sexta (08/03/2019) – Muita Calma Nessa Hora 2 (2014)

Três anos após a viagem de Búzios, as quatro amigas se encontram no Rio de Janeiro. Estrella acaba de voltar da Argentina, Aninha está indecisa após a consulta de uma vidente, Tita voltou de Londres em busca de um trabalho como fotógrafa e Mari está trabalhando na produção de um festival de música. Juntas novamente, elas vão embarcar em novas aventuras.

Sábado (09/03/2019) – Supercine – Golpe Duplo (2015)

Nicky é um trapaceiro profissional que é escolhido como vítima por uma iniciante na profissão, Jess. Ele se deixa levar pelo golpe para desmascará-la no momento certo. Decepcionada, Jess insiste para que Nicky lhe ensine seu método de trabalho e a aceite na equipe. Após uma certa relutância, Nicky não apenas concorda como se envolve romanticamente com ela, indo contra uma de suas principais regras.

Domingo (10/03/2019) – Temperatura Máxima – Até Que A Sorte Nos Separe 3 (2015)

Após os acontecimentos do último filme, onde perdeu a herança da família em Las Vegas, Tino procura um emprego fixo, sem sucesso. Um dia, é atropelado pelo filho do homem mais rico do país. Ao acordar depois de sete meses em coma, se surpreenderá com a notícia de que sua filha e o rapaz estão apaixonados. Convidado para gerir as finanças da empresa do pai do genro, para gerar dinheiro que usará para bancar o casamento, Tino consegue o inimaginável: falir a empresa, a maior do Brasil – o que gera um colapso na economia nacional.

Domingo Maior – Linha De Frente (2013)

Phil Broker, um ex-agente do departamento de combate a narcóticos dos Estados Unidos, se muda com a filha para uma pequena cidade do interior em busca de tranquilidade. Com o tempo, ele percebe que o local não é tão pacato quanto pensava e terá que enfrentar um perigoso grupo de traficantes.

Sessão de Gala – Cidade De Deus (2002)

Buscapé, jovem pobre e negro, é um garoto muito sensível que cresceu na Cidade de Deus, favela carioca conhecida por ser um dos locais mais violentos do Rio, e que consegue escapar do mundo do crime tornando-se fotógrafo profissional. Através de seu olhar atrás da câmera, ele analisa o dia a dia da favela onde a violência aparenta ser infinita.

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Oh, No! Disney Motion pictures Have Soiled Little Secrets and techniques, Too

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Oh, No! Disney Motion pictures Have Soiled Little Secrets and techniques, Too

You could have most likely seen a film and found an “Easter Egg” whilst you have been watching. An Easter Egg is one thing that’s hidden in plain sight. Whereas a few of them are humorous and supposed for some kind of leisure worth, some Easter Eggs are downright soiled. That is very true about Disney movies, which most individuals assume are meant for teenagers. Some animators prefer to have just a little enjoyable, however a lot of these messages are inclined to push the restrict just a little too far.

Hercules is in regards to the Greek demi-god of the identical identify. Within the movie, Hercules should defend Mount Olympus from the imprisoned Titans and the demi-god Pluto. This movie did very properly within the field workplace and spawned a advertising frenzy of video video games, tv reveals and such.

After an uppercut to the River Guardian, Hercules flies into the air and lands. As he lands, a lump grows on his head. A horseshoe then falls on the lump. Look very intently and it resembles male genitalia. Woah, nelly!

Toy Story is a film animated by Pixar and launched by Disney, a couple of boy who will get a brand new toy. One of many toys (Woody) feels ignored due to the looks of a brand new and superior toy (Buzz Lightyear).

There’s a toy with Barbie doll legs and a hook. The toy is a symbolic “hooker.” What bizarre and twisted minds thought to make this!

The Lion King is a film a couple of younger lion who’s duped into believing that he murdered his father, when the truth is it’s his uncle who murdered the younger lion’s father. For a movie that’s aimed toward kids, this looks as if some fairly heavy stuff.

When the younger lion (Simba) falls, some dusts flies into the air. It spells out a sure three-letter phrase that may be a bodily exercise for adults. One of many animators mentioned that the phrase is definitely SFX for the particular results division. Disney claimed that this was an harmless mistake, however many individuals aren’t shopping for that clarification.

A Bug’s Life is an “harmless” story about an ant who tries to recruit a bunch of robust bugs with the intention to battle a rival gang of harassing grasshoppers. Though the movie is focused in the direction of kids, this movie is loaded with grownup humor and innuendo.

There’s a scene in A Bug’s Life when Francis meets one of many Fly Brothers. One of many fly brother’s says, “Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with an actual bug?” It is a direct reference to an grownup exercise that I can’t point out.

The Rescuers is a movie about two cute little mice who set forth to rescue an orphan. This looks as if an harmless sufficient movie — a cute couple of mice doing good. However one thing at all times has to occur to screw the film up.

A scene in The Rescuers reveals the mice in a sardine can taking a journey. Slowing down the scene reveals a topless lady in a window. This film was recalled from video shops due to the hidden scene.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a cartoon a couple of human detective who helps a cartoon rabbit clear his identify of a homicide he didn’t commit. It was a extremely profitable movie which spawned Disney’s animation renaissance.

There’s a scene within the film the place Jessica Rabbit is thrown from a automobile. Her gown comes up and she or he doesn’t have any underwear on.

Vehicles is an animated story a couple of automobile that will get misplaced on a technique to a race and is befriended by the folks in a city known as Radiator Springs.

A scene within the movie reveals a automobile being “flashed” by two feminine automobiles. The hidden message is that the flashing lights have been used to suggest a girl lifting up her shirt and flashing a person.

Like plenty of different Disney films, Vehicles has plenty of suggestive grownup humor that you just may miss when you weren’t searching for it. A lot of this film takes place on the highway, as Lightning McQueen is travelling to California for a tiebreaker race of the Piston Cup.

Whereas on the highway, the automobiles drive by “Prime Down Truckstop” the place they promote “All Convertible Waitresses.” As a result of all of the characters on this world are automobiles, the waitresses at this truck cease is likely to be all convertible automobiles. This may be seen as a play on phrases, for the reason that waitresses may presumably supply extra, because the signal suggests.

The Little Mermaid is a movie a couple of mermaid (after all) who has a want to develop into a human being.

There’s a priest within the movie who has a bulging crotch which could be very seen in the course of the wedding ceremony scene.

The Little Mermaid‘s title poster depicts the entire film’s fundamental characters in a enjoyable and colourful scene surrounding King Triton’s underwater citadel. Harmless, proper?

Incorrect. Many individuals have scrutinized the picture, saying that phallic imagery was purposefully drawn into the scene.

Fantasia is a film about Mickey Mouse as a wizard. It’s a musical movie, primarily based on classical music.

Taking a look at this, you possibly can see one thing bodacious. Every thing is true there!

Alice in Wonderland is a movie a couple of lady who falls down a rabbit gap and finds an odd and distinctive world by which the eye is targeted on her.

Many have mentioned that this gap seems to be like one thing. Girls ought to already know what I’m referring to. Look very intently.

Pocahontas is a love story in regards to the legendary Native American princess and her romance with Captain John Smith. Pocahontas’ father disapproves, however can love save the day when Englishmen attempt to rob the Natives of their gold?

Check out this scene. The water is splattered with soiled three letter phrases in a number of locations. Somebody has some actually good eyesight to catch all of this.

Okay, we’ve a number of tribal folks round a mystical campfire. We are able to all agree that this innocent gathering is secure, proper?

Out of the frying pan and into the hearth. Wow, these guys caught the subliminal message once more. This soiled three letter phrase is not going to cease, will it?

Doesn’t it virtually appear magical? Disney films are magical alright, in additional methods than one!! We’ve all seen this to this point, so don’t be stunned if…

Look behind the captain and Pocahontas. You will notice these magic phrases. Now in an actual life setting, this could possibly be on their minds, and greater than possible it’s, however for goodness sake, this can be a film for teenagers. Or is it?

Penguins of Madagascar is a couple of group of penguins who’re a part of a particular elite pressure that should save the world. If that is so, what are they doing right here? Slowing down the image on this scene reveals some freaky and downright nasty stuff.

Don’t ask me for any clues — like I mentioned, I’m not telling what that is. These of you who know what that is, properly, it seems to be like a “quantity.” That’s all I’m saying.

Within the kid-favorite Toy Story 2, Woody returns and finds out his origins. He needs to go away his toy pals behind. Aww. Isn’t this a candy sounding story? Properly, it’s, however you recognize what occurs.

Jessie reveals the toys a few of her cowgirl methods. Allow us to simply say Buzz Lightyear will get “excited” as his wings increase and light-weight up.

This film is about Remy the rat. He needs to be a chef, and sooner or later finds himself beneath a restaurant. He units his sight on fulfilling his culinary desires.

Chef Linguini explains his little drawback to Colette. Whereas he says that Remy the rat is doing the entire cooking, Colette seems to be at his non-public space. Very subliminal, to not point out embarrassing.

Tarzan is the story of a person raised by chimps. It looks as if a pleasant transition from ebook to movie. Tarzan is primal, however he’s the basest of kinds on this film!

Within the movie when Tarzan meets Jane for the primary time, he will get just a little too touchy-feely. You possibly can see that Jane is uncomfortable with Tarzan laying proper in her bosom.

Tarzan is made out to be just a little pervy on this animated adaption of the story. Do you see what the loin material he’s carrying seems to be like?

Tarzan seems to be up Jane’s skirt. She replies to him with a kick.

Cinderella is the basic retelling of a younger lady who has to cope with her merciless stepmother till her fairy godmother cheers her up and brightens her life with a Prince Charming.

The scene the place the mouse threads beads onto Gus’ tail appears fairly graphic when you pause it in the precise place.

Bambi is a couple of deer and his animal pals who play delightfully within the forest round them, however hunters spoil the enjoyable and put the animals in horrible hazard. There are some scenes within the movie, such because the ice scene, which put Bambi in very awkward positions.

Whereas exploring the woods, Bambi and Thumper hit the ice. Whereas Thumper tries to assist Bambi out, you possibly can clearly see this can be a fairly graphic nose-to-tail scene.

Along with Thumper, Bambi meets plenty of different woodland creatures alongside the best way. In a mattress of flowers, he encounters an enthralling skunk, whose identify is “Flower” paradoxically. Flower could be very candy and flirty, whose allure impacts these round her, as may be seen within the subsequent slide.

Flower kisses a fellow skunk, who has fairly a response. He will get shy on the kiss, turning crimson and stiff, then rolling over. We are able to consider different elements of the physique that get stiff when the joy of kissing is concerned.

The Emperor’s New Groove tells the story of an egotistical teen emperor who will get changed into a llama on the expense of his evil adviser, Yzma, and her henchman, Kronk. Yzma and Kronk’s dynamic is such that though Kronk is powerful and overpowering, he’s dimwitted and straightforward to regulate, which Yzma makes use of to her benefit.

In a single scene, Yzma and Kronk had arrange camp throughout their seek for Kuzco, after Kronk loses him post-llama transformation. Yzma has a giant luxurious tent however Kronk, as vastly muscular as he’s, has a small tent that hardly covers his physique. However take into consideration the position of this tiny tent in relation to Kronk’s physique. Is that this a technique to symbolize that Kronk is “pitching a tent”?

A Goofy Film follows Goofy and his son, Max, on an epic highway journey. Goofy, eager to bond together with his son, takes a begrudging Max on a fishing journey. Alongside the best way, they face many obstacles, together with an encounter with the wilderness legendary creature, Massive Foot.

After escaping, Goofy and Max drive away as Massive Foot rummages by means of their containers of clothes. Massive Foot finds a pair of underwear, not sure of what it’s, and comically places it on his head. Whereas his hair sprouts out of the leg holes, Massive Foot discovers one other gap within the underwear, out of which he peeks together with his eye. This picture makes Massive Foot the “one-eyed monster,” in additional methods than one.

This basic Disney story follows a thief, Aladdin, who falls for the Princess of Agrabah, Jasmine. After discovering a lamp within the Cave of Wonders and unleashing a magical genie, who grants him three needs, Aladdin makes use of one in all his needs to develop into a prince in order that he can woo Princess Jasmine. In a single scene, Aladdin makes use of his magic carpet to fly as much as Jasmine’s balcony. Many have argued about what’s heard subsequent.

As Aladdin enters the balcony, the audio that’s heard is interpreted as “Good youngsters, take off your garments.” It’s unclear as to which character is saying this. May or not it’s Aladdin as he enters Jasmine’s bed room? May or not it’s Genie as he and the carpet are eavesdropping under the balcony? Both means, many imagine that this scene was deliberately sexualized due to these misheard strains. Disney has defended this, saying that the script truly has Aladdin say, “C’mon… good kitty. Take off and go,” to Jasmine’s pet tiger that growls at him.

Within the closing installment of Disney’s Toy Story franchise, Andy’s toys mistakenly find yourself at a daycare middle. There, they meet a plethora of different overly-used and mistreated toys, in addition to a menacing stuffed bear named Lotso.

In an altercation between Andy’s toys and Lotso, Mrs. Potatohead characteristically will get just a little mouthy as she talks again to the evil bear. Lotso then pulls off her mouth to make her cease speaking, after which Mr. Potatohead involves her protection saying, “Hey, no one takes my spouse’s mouth besides me!” Take from that what you’ll.

One among Disney’s newest main blockbusters is Frozen, which is about two princesses who navigate the world of affection and self-acceptance. Anna units on a journey to carry again her sister, Elsa, who has run away as a result of she was ashamed of her powers. For the journey, Anna enlists the assistance of Kristoff to assist her navigate the treacherous winter panorama.

Throughout the journey, Anna talks to Kristoff about Prince Hans, who she has fallen in love with however later finds out after the journey (shock, shock) that he’s evil and was solely utilizing her to take over her household’s kingdom. However throughout their speak, Kristoff questions Anna about her love for Hans, rattling off a bunch of random questions equivalent to Hans’s favourite meals and eye colour. Lastly, Kristoff asks, “Foot dimension?” To which Anna innocently replies, “Foot dimension doesn’t matter…”

Peter Pan is the basic story of the boy who by no means, or would by no means, develop up. In Disney’s model, we meet Wendy and her two youthful brothers. Wendy loves the tales of Peter Pan however is upset at her father who tells her that she is changing into too previous for them and her little brothers. Later that evening, Peter Pan himself pays Wendy and her brothers just a little go to.

On this scene, Peter Pan may be seen enjoying together with his shadow with the sunshine of the kids’s bed room. Nobody may be positive if the animators knew that the shadow of Peter’s shirt would produce such a suggestive picture, however there you’ve got it.

Most likely one in all Disney’s extra forgotten classics, The Hunchback of Notre Dame tells the story of Quasimodo, a deformed man who lives contained in the famed cathedral throughout 15th-century Paris. Sooner or later Quasimodo is inspired to exit in public in the course of the Competition of Fools, which solely ends badly as he’s publicly humiliated. Esmerelda, a gypsy, frees him from his disgrace, a lot to the dismay of Frollo, the minister of justice. Frollo calls for that Esmerelda be detained, however she escapes with magic.

In a single scene, Esmerelda is seen dancing in flames. Many would take this second to note how overtly voluptuous Esmerelda’s physique is beneath all her gypsy garments. Her gown, at one level, appears to be non-existent. Many have argued that this scene is just too sexually graphic for a kids’s film. Oh, and what phrase may be seen within the flames? Take a wild guess.

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