#Malk

[vintage-tech]

“Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... malk?!”

#shit that makes you stop in your tracks at the grocery store #malk #the simpsons #it exists!

[rook-specter]

Malk but Undertale Yellow

Ceroba: Hey Starlo, you got anything to drink?

Starlo: Yeah, in the fridge.

Martlet: Hey Ceroba, uh... grab me a glass of malk.

Ceroba: They don't have any malk, but I can get you some milk.

Starlo: That's what she just said.

Martlet: Yeah, I just want some malk.

Ceroba: Nah, you're saying it wrong. You're saying MALK, like it's a disease.

Starlo: Heheheh... How do you say it?

Ceroba: I'm saying it the way everyone ought to say it, MILK, M-I-L-K.

Starlo: Right, like 2%!

Martlet: Right, like whole malk!

Ceroba: Nonono, say milkshake.

Martlet: Milkshake.

Ceroba: Okay, now say milk.

Martlet: ...Malk.

Ceroba: ...Are you hearing this?

Starlo: Yeah! The lady wants a glass of mulk!

Ceroba: ...MULK???

Starlo: GIVE HER THE MULK, CEROBA!!

Solomon: Starlo, inside voices please.

Starlo: Sorry, dad... My outsider friends.

...

Martlet: CEROBA!! POUR ME! A GLASS! OF MALK!!

Ceroba: Why are you yelling at me?

Starlo: JUST GIVE HER THE FREAKING MULK!

Ceroba: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Martlet: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, CEROBA.

Ceroba: No, YOU'RE saying malk! YOU'RE saying-

Martlet: MAAAALLLK!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOLLLLK!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Starlo: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-

Ceroba: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!! UP!!!!

(Ceroba puts a gun to her head and Starlo and Martlet point guns at Ceroba)

Starlo: YOU BETTER PUT IT DOWN!

Martlet: DON'T- DON'T DO IT, CEROBA!!

Ceroba: You're going to shoot me if I shoot myself?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!

(Starlo and Martlet put the guns to their heads)

Martlet: CEROBA, PUT IT DOWN! PUT THE GUN DOWN!

Ceroba: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!

Starlo: PUT THE GUN DOWN NOW!

Ceroba: I'M GONNA SHOOT MYSELF OVER THIS!!

Martlet: YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME! YOUR HAND IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME!

(everyone cries)

#rook says shit #undertale yellow #undertale yellow spoilers #starlo #martlet #starlo uty #martlet uty #ceroba #ceroba uty #malk

[slcknasty]

will i ever stop drawing brightly coloured angsty malks with vocaloid lyrics? absolutely not.

#vampire the masquerade #vtm #vtm oc #vampire the masquerade oc #vtm malkavian #vtm malkavian oc #malk #malkavian vtm #malk oc #vtm malk #oc quintus #it's GOMBLES. my man GROMPTON. #id in alt text

[ythaniaart]

OC-TOBER (by bweird): FRIEND WEEK 2: CONRAD GILBERT

The lovely Conrad belongs to @captain-harry-kim - a Malkavian based off of vintage television and a real pleasure to draw!

#vtm #malkavian #malk #vampire #vampire the masquerade oc #vampire the masquerade #my art #commission

[eternaldisciple]

#Malk #The Simpsons #Vitamin R

[whereischaosprincess]

Malk!

#art #drawing #malk #cute #doodle #artists on tumblr #erb #pnw #gamejolt

[cedar-glade]

Poke Milkweed

Asclepias exaltata

another denizen of cedar bog ( a fen). Poke molkweed is deffinetly a crowd pleaser, associated with open woodlands and alkaline flat woods in general. where the other two associated woodland malk weeds are 4 leaf (dense shade generalist) and red ring tooth muelk weed( a species that is associated with open mixed mesophytic woods and semi acidic woods).

#Asclepias exaltata #asclepias #wildflowers #ohio #plantblr #malk #molk #muelk #milk #cedarbog

[hiighborg]

The Malkavian Mansion in VTM:B is one of the best “haunted house”/genius’ manor maps I’ve ever seen to date still. Seconding it would have to be dishonored 2’s clockwork mansion. But the malk manor is just PERFECT. It’s got the city gothic aesthetic with fun lore, great visuals, and fun puzzles. It’s just aaaaagh it’s my favorite.

#VTM #vtm bloodlines #vtm:b #vampire the masquerade #malkavian #malk #ITS SO MUCH FUN I could do that quest over and over again it’s so great #I love the clockwork manor a lot as well in D2 but I’m just a sucker for the grunge gothic aesthetic it had going in

[letsallgotothelobby]

Not sure why my bones have been feeling so brittle lately...

#it me #the simpsons #the pta disbands #malk

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Trick or treat!

It’s got vitamin R!

#malk #halloween #trick or treat

[dingbatnix]

Milk

🥛🍼🥛🍼🥛

I'm sorry but it's pronounced malk

#bat's answers #malk

[crowfangirl2]

MALK Heroes of goo jit zu tsum tsum version

#goo jit zu #Braxor #Tritops #Verapz #reptaur #Malk #tsum tsum

[oddmemesout]

MALK!

#shut up #shutup #meme #fypシ #memes #tumblr #art #malk #milk #popular #funny

[art-by-ernie]

[$] Mini Mushroom Malkette

Another comm pic for MalkaiWot, starring Malkette and TrevorYoshi in some platforming shenanigans. :V That block dropped two mini mushrooms, so Trev better be sure to grab the other one. Or not. :B

Posted using PostyBirb

#commission #MalkaiWot #Malk #Malkette #TrevorFox #Yoshi #Trevor #Mini Mushroom

[sdxstudio]

No wine, just milk ❤️✨

(Photo made on new year celebration)

#milk #no wine #skeleton in happy #lmao #you need calcium #malk #bring me the malk Josh #it's milk not malk #give me the melk #lol

[dogphaze]

another fucking guy (numbr four)

#furry #my art #anthro #furry anthro #furry art #fursona #dont look at me this one is a little lazy #eyestrain #my ocs #malk #perch.jpg