I have malo mart playing on a ten hour loop on youtube rn while I do a research paper and the audio started glitching a bit and when I tell y’all I thought I was loosing my fucking mind- Like oh my god I thought I was going insane.
I am only an hour and ten minutes into the video and I still have three more pages to write (send help, I wanna be silly and write fanfics)
Every time I start to feel sick, like either nauseous or like I’m coming down with something, I put on this 10 hour long loop of Malo Mart from Twilight Princess, stare up at the ceiling, and feel myself descend into madness.
Does it help, you ask? Absolutely. I think that’s because it creates an out of body experience. I feel like a little rat screaming at the bars of its enclosure around hour 3 of the loop, and by hour 8 I no longer have thoughts. I am consumed.
Twilight Princess is great because it has the WEIRDEST NPCs. You've got Agitha, the strange child who owns a massive house in Castle Town, thinks she's a princess and is obsessed with bugs.
You have Jovani, the guy who sold his soul to poes in exchange for wealth and got TURNED TO GOLD in some perversion of the Midas myth. His cat is also gold and is totally frozen in place on his head.
Then there's fucking MALO. Malo is one of my favorite characters in this whole franchise. A literal infant who's off playing a tycoon game while you're adventuring. He buys out the stupid overpriced shop in Castle Town and turns the snooty shopkeeper into a customer service drone. Also, the Malo Mart theme SLAPS forever. Animal Crossing music type track. KK Slider core. Seriously, listen.