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#Mama had a bad day
maiteo · 4 months
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my co-worker (one of the few women in this office) was finally nice to me today
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leviiackrman · 5 months
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Me: I wanna be productive so bad! I wanna finish my drawings!!
Illness: how about barf up a lung?
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plummyplums · 2 months
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Mont-d'Or is gonna have a damn breakdown sometime. Mans is exclusively rage, stress, pride, and cheese.
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mozart-the-meerkitten · 2 months
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Hey all, so I have a Kitten Update. We're planning to take Roxie (Maraly's feistiest kitten) to what is hopefully her new family tomorrow (Saturday, 2/17) afternoon. I say hopefully because this is the first kitten who will go to someone we don't know, so if their vibes are really off when we meet we'll call off the deal, but they seem like the perfect people for her! They already have a one-year-old female Bengal so they know what they're getting into with getting a baby Bengal, and they have two old dogs who are already buddies with the Bengal they have. There are also two kids (10 and 12) in the house which is !!! exactly the age I thought she'd be perfect for !!!!
While we are very hopeful about this going well it's going to be hard to give Roxie up. She is the embodiment of mischief and an absolute troublemaker, but she is SO sweet. She loves to cuddle and snuggle and when you scoop her up into your arms she immediately settles into them- even if you just grabbed her to scold her for her shenanigans! She has such a big purrsonality and we're all going to miss her terribly.... especially since we just lost Tulip last week. It's making this so much harder than it would have been and while I want to be happy and hopeful I'm really struggling to fight dread and sadness about giving this feisty, spirited, sweet kitten up.
So, with that said, prayers are appreciated for all involved. Peace and comfort for me and my parents, and peace and a quick adjustment for Roxie and her new family.
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P.S. Roxie and the other little girls have recovered wonderfully from getting spayed, you can barely even tell where Roxie's incision was!
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silentgrim · 1 year
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happy mama’s day to all kinds of mama’s out there! ❤️
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wampabampa · 4 months
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grrr hating today already (not really) (i am just tired)
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kaftan · 2 years
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The dominant culture around motherhood and what it means to be a mother in this society makes me want to throw bricks at people because I swear to god it all rests upon treating children as subhuman and no matter how tactfully you bring this up they’ll try to burn you at the stake for hurting their poor mom feelings
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cherry-shipping · 1 year
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this is like the most niche thing ive ever imagined with an f/o but i like thinking that papyrus could call my bluffs really easily when no one else can. specifically UMM self care and health bluffs? i dont really lie about it. i just intentionally leave stuff out so people dont worry? like, if someone asks "have you eaten today?" ill be like "oh yea i ate before i came here! ^_^" but then i tactfully leave out the part where the only thing i ate was, like, a piece of candy i found on my floor or something and prior to that i hadnt eaten for a week, and things of that nature. and people never ever realize when im bluffing which is convenient for me but obviously Bad in general, but. i like imagining that paps of all people can just sort of innately Tell when im hiding something or skewing the truth just a little bit
#because hes SMART!!!!!!!!! and GOOD AT READING PEOPLE!!!!!!!#so far the only other person whos learned that i DO bluff (even if she doesnt call them naturally) is my school counselor#thats only because i told her about how i bluff a lot. so now she kinda questions whatever i say about my own health LOL#we were talking about my arfid at one point and i said how mama wants me to go see a professional about it#and i told her id declined because while my situation wasnt ideal it wasnt THAT bad and wasnt dangerous to my health#and she was like ok so how often do you eat#and i had to be like. umm. Sometimes.#and after like 5 minutes of pushing she got me to admit i ate maybe once a week (ITS BETTER NOW THOUGH!!!!)#and she was like. ok so i think maybe your definition of whats 'dangerous' to your health isnt normal at all.#anyway i imagine paps would be like that except i DONT have to tell him. he just kind of knows when im leaving stuff out#this is also so unique to papyrus nobody else can tell not even sans despite his skill of reading faces#blegh. i think the day im like fully open and honest with my life and how i feel is the same day jesus comes back or something#cherry chats#hes also good at prying in a way where i dont feel like shit. idk how to explain it but like umm#when ive been in situations where people have pushed me until im forced to guiltily admit i was leaving stuff out i feel bad#not only because they called my bluff and learned i was (almost) lying to them but also it makes me feel bad about myself#but i think hed never make me outright say it#since he just Knows hes also able to come up with ways to bring it up without atcually saying it out loud#he knows that i know that he knows etc etc etc#AND ALSO HES UNRIVALLED WHEN IT COMES TO MANIPULATING PEOPLE INTO DOING WHAT HE WANTS (IN A NICE WAY)!!!!!!!!!!!#SO IF ANYONE CAN GET ME TO EAT ITS HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#hes so smart. he just tricks people into doing stuff for their own benefit and they hardly ever realize it#hes my BEST FRIEND FOREVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333
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healersadjust · 2 years
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Day 2: bolt
Aki awoke in a field of flowers. The moon shone brightly overhead, as well as hundreds of twinkling stars. 
“You know, you shouldn’t be here.” The voice came from behind her. It was familiar, but unplaceable- and yet it felt like home all the same. Aki turned to see her mother- her real, long dead mother- standing behind her. 
That could have only meant one thing.
“So… My fight with Zenos, that was it?” 
Her mother shook her head. “Not unless you wish it to be.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
Her mother chuckled, a smile making its way to her lips. “It means you have another chance.”
Aki stepped forward slowly. Her mother wore a gown of blue, the same shade she always wore. Aki wondered if that meant she had somehow found the same fabric somehow in the lifestream, or if it was simply so uniquely hers that it came with her. 
She slowly raised a hand to her mother’s shoulder. It didn’t feel exactly right, but it was still solid. And seeing her up close, Aki felt hundreds of childhood memories rushing to mind. Her mother reading to her in the treetops, or staying in with her while the rest of the clan participated in rituals. She could see the same love in her eyes as she remembered. 
Her mother placed a hand on her face. “Look at you, look how you’ve grown!” She traced her scar on her face with a gentleness Aki hadn’t expected. “The things you’ve done… I knew you were special.”
“The moon’s curse.” Somehow, Aki chuckled. “Who would have thought?”
“I always told them you were not cursed, but blessed. And it seems that mama is right again!” She smiled cheerfully.
“It feels a curse, sometimes.” Her mother didn’t chide her as she expected. No, when Aki looked back at her mother’s face, she saw only sympathy. “I spent a while wondering why someone else couldn’t do it. Why me? But mama, I’ve learned so much.” Aki wiped a tear she didn’t realize she had shed. “I have people who need me, and I think I need them too- I can’t leave them yet.”
Her mother pulled her in for a hug. “Don’t you worry, shooting star. They’ll get you back in a moment. And when they do, you tell them what they mean to you. Maybe put a ring on that sun seeker, hm?” She pulled away with a smile. “You can’t let them do all the work, not this time, and not anymore. They love you.”
She kissed her forehead, the same way she did when she scraped her knee and needed comfort as a child. “And I love you. But if I see you here again before you’re old and made grandkids, I’ll have to figure out how to send you back myself.”
Aki laughed through the tears, wiping them on her town sleeve. “I love you too, mama.”
Her mother gave her one last hug before turning her around to face the moon. It sat lazily on the horizon, close to setting. “Go see your friends. And when you’re better, go visit your new family, yeah? They miss you, darling.”
With one last squeeze to her shoulders, Aki knew it was time to go. “I’ll make you proud.”
“You already have. Now go, and don’t look back.”
Aki bolted. She ran as fast as she could towards the moon, the same as she always has. The same moon that cursed her to be shunned her entire childhood. The same moon that took away her tribe, her mother. The same moon that she once hated.
For that moon also gave her joy she wouldn’t have known. It gave her not only her saddest, but her happiest moments in life. It taught her to frown, to cry, to smile, to laugh. It brought her to the brink of her sanity, and she wouldn’t have it any other way. 
Behind the moon sat her oldest friend. Hydaelyn, or as she once was, Venat. And while their friendship wasn’t always one of joy, it was theirs. Aki looked to her sides and saw faces of those long gone as she passed, but she didn’t slow down. They would have their time when it was right…
Her mama gave her a mission, and she’d be damned if she didn’t complete it. 
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luobingmeis · 1 year
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[id: the “they don’t know” party meme with one lone guy standing in the corner while couples dance all around him, and he’s thinking “they don’t know that i actually have a lot of thoughts on lan xichen and wei wuxian’s relationship and i’m only gonna have more when i read novel guanyin temple” /end]
(they don’t know bc every time i want 2 talk abt lan xichen’s attitude towards wei wuxian pre-nightless city vs. the post-res, i end up blue-screening before just thinking abt how lxc has the patience of a saint for not losing his shit earlier in the novel. and then i never say anything at all)
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faineant-girl · 1 year
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god hates gay people..... (<- sad they likely cant attend a concert event they may not care about in like a week)
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deus-ex-mona · 2 years
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the week just ✨flew by✨
#raise your hand if you still have to work tomorrow (saturday) though lmaoooooo#inedible blubbering#how has your week been?👀👀 i’m… ✨deceased✨#work has been weirdly tiring… like i have to stand all day long bc whenever i get a chair someone else steals it the very second i stand up—#so like i p. much have to stand up the entire time from 8.30am to 5pm… i wanna chop my legs off so baddddd idw walk anymoreeeee#also this tube i use to suck up oil during my testing slapped me across the face just now and splashed oil onto my mask </3#thank goodness for the mask otherwise i’d have eaten old oil ಥ‿ಥ#cries in exhaustion that i’ve brought upon myself anyway ಥ‿ಥ#over the past few nights i’ve had the option to just go to sleep early. but i stayed up to auto enstars music instead lmaoooooo#i don’t even want the event wataru i’m saving for conquest iihiyori. i need him so bad it’s pathetic—#i barely missed him during the jp run of the event (cries) i was at like 3.2 mil points when it ended :( i want my sad boi ii hiyori :(((#also!!!! love it love it nazunii is after conquest and aaaaaaaaaaaaa#cue flashbacks to hiding in the mall bathroom to spam joyful box and silent oath to clear bp </3 sorry boss niichan called and i answered—#and aaaaa after that there’s that tour event leo and double face mama… i have neeeeeeds i need double face mikejimama as welllll#sobs so many events to aim for and sooooooo little time… ಥ‿ಥ#i just want my ii hiyori… and my nazunii… and my double face mikejimama… and that event leo…#and there’s also honeycomb niki after that… aaaaaaaa what do ಥ‿ಥ#omg speaking of honeycomb niki i found this random note in my reminders app that just read ‘get niki’ in all caps with no context#i was so confused about what it could possibly mean then i realised that it was set on the date that the honeycomb event ended on basic lmao#fml enstars definitely adds stress to my life i should stop (i can’t stop) ಥ‿ಥ#how tf did i end up rambling about enstars when i just wanted to blabber on about my day at work…? eh well no one reads this anyway so lol—#but well… if you read this… yukai tsuukai that’s alright is the best mikejimama song rightttt? (ʘ‿ʘ) i take no objections—
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lilyaceofdiamonds · 2 months
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Told someone last night that it’s been five years to the day that i moved across the country, to live my own life, fleeing from the expectations of a stifling religion among other reasons.
Middle of the night, have a fucking nightmare of the ‘restrained and cannot escape’ variety, because my subconscious is an unsubtle bitch ass hoe sometimes.
This afternoon i went to the grocery story to buy the stuff that i didn’t already have to make a fucking cake.
Because five years is worth celebrating, damnit.
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lxnarphase · 2 months
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can i get a uhhhhh smut where reader wont stop running from tojis dick and he has to manhandle them into being still :3 !!!
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take it...real slow ๋࣭ ⭑⚝
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☾₊‧⁺...cw : toji fushiguro x fem!reader, smut, penetrative sex, dirty talk, rough sex, husband!toji, toji being whipped for his wife, toji being super sweet but filthy at the time same, toji calls you 'ma' and 'mama'
☾₊‧⁺...a/n : i love love looove the 'don't run away from it' with toji, i have to fight the urge from including it in every single work of mine ❤︎ but have a little blurbie of toji being a big bully that loves his wife who swears she can take the dick as i try to get back into the flow of writing !!
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f. toji knows it's big, he knows it so well. he takes him time to prep you each and every time, his thick fingers rubbing slow circles into your clit to build you pleasure, getting you nice and wet. he loves when you keen his name when he slips them inside. groaning when you gush on his fingers.
"fuck, baby, you're drippin'," he murmurs, mouthing at your neck. "all hot and sticky just for me? tsk...had you like this all day, yeah?" when you nod, he just chuckles, kissing right behind your ear. poor thing, having to work all day with your pretty cunt dripping like this. but he knew it was his fault, having woken you up with his mouth glued to your pussy. the feeling of his tongue running through your folds. but of course, he didn't let you cum, no, toji wanted you to be needy for him until you came home.
"you're doin' so good for me, mama. gonna be a good wifey for me and let me give you what you need?"
leaning over you, toji cages you in with his arms, waiting for you to focus on him. "look at me, doll," he gently commands. his hand cups your cheek, giving soft little slaps that have you giggling as you turn to nip at his fingers. "there she is," he so so sweetly coos at you, but that smirk he gives you is mean. "such a pretty little thing, aren't ya?"
pushing up one of your thighs, toji rubs the swollen head of his thick cock against your slick folds, teasing at your entrance. you look so pretty, so cute, all his...but he knows what's going to happen the second he presses into you, and the thought makes him throb. "jus' relax, mama, 'm gonna make it good for you," he hums, pushing his tip into your cunt.
as he pushes deeper, he leans closer to whisper to you, his breathe hot against your ear. "you gonna run from it again, baby? like you always do? or you gonna be good for me this time?" you swear up and down you don't run away, that you take it because you love it, glaring up at him but that defiant look is wiped off your face the instant he feels that you've completely relaxed, sliding aaaall the way in.
"tojiiiiii, y-you can't just push, mn, in like that...you're so mean!"
"mm...nuh uh," he teases, an almost evil grin on his face as you gaped at his childish response. toji can feel that you need him, he knows you just desperately need to be fucked into the mattress...so of course he's gonna give his pretty wife just what she needs.
his hands hold you in place as he thrusts into you with force, a predatory glint in his eyes as he coos your name. he just started and your eyes are already starting to roll back, crying out his name as thanks for finally, finally fucking you like you needed it. each time he pressed in you could feel his hot tip smushing against your cervix.
"always sayin' 'it's too much, it's too much,' but look at you," he mocks, not allowing you to wiggle up the bed and away from him. no, no, you need this, you need it so bad, the way your pussy is sucking him in, milking his cock. this was the best away to make you take it, to have you trapped under him unable to move away from his fat cock abusing your insides.
"nothin' 's too good for ya, mama, nah, you deserve every. fuckin'. inch."
even thought he's got you trapped like this, you still start to move, trying to angle your hips away from each hard thrust into you. "doll," he growls, grabbing your chin to make you look at him. he was actually starting to get sick of it...why wouldn't you be good and take it for him? did you need him to be mean?
"it's like you want me to fuckin' manhandle you t'' stay still. fuckin' slut needs her husband to treat her like a toy?"
one look into your eyes made toji snap. all he could see was that silent answer of 'yes' in your eyes.
"oh. oh. oh, you do, you do, don't you? yeah? ohhh, baby girl, you poor poor thing, just needed your big bad toji t' use you like a fleshlight," he groans, coming down to support himself on his forearms as he began to pound into your messy cunt, laughing breathlessly when you practically sobbed.
"'m not lettin' you run away, mama," toji grunts, his eyes squeezed shut. "mmph, i'm gonna pump this little pussy full of my cum, gonna mark up those insides. yeah, you want that? huh? ooh, i know ya do, pretty thing."
"h-hu-ooh, babyy," you whine, eyes barely focusing on his face. your hands are gripping his hair and you realize now you really can't move away. his subtle repositioning has your hips a little off the bed. he's so deep, he's stretching you do good, you don't know why you'd wanna run away from it, you really don't, it's just too good, you feel like your going to explode--
"look at you now, mama," he praises. "fuck, can't run from it anymore? c'mon, doll, i'm gonna teach you t' take it. mmh, not lettin' you run anymore, gonna teach this pussy t' take every thing i give t' it, baby girl, 'm done lettin' you get away from me."
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chuluoyi · 5 months
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Baby gojo and daddy gojo not wanting to share mama gojo😭✋i-
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࿐ ࿔ 🕰️ 「 06:20 P.M 」
aww this is so cute of course this is the first i worked on after getting back from my weekend break <3 and actually i have this one similar ask too so i combined yours with theirs! here's some cute blinking gojo in phantom parade and okay now let us have some crack and make gojo suffer
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“bwah!” a nudge.
“myah!” a shove.
and then—
“waaa!” a… slap (?) on the cheek.
“huh?” satoru winced, touching where the baby’s palm just connected with his face, blinking rapidly. so he wasn’t imagining things. this really was happening in front of his eyes.
and it was the baby—his baby.
your giggles filled the air in response.
“hey, you,” satoru took on a very stern look and an exaggerated frown, glaring at his own son. the baby merely babbled at him innocently, blinking his wide crystal blue eyes that mirrored his. “bad, bad minion. this is a very serious issue. you shouldn’t do that, you hear?”
the serious issue being each time he tried to lean closer to steal a kiss from you, your son always found a way to repel him away with his tiny hands.
you snorted at his righteous tone. “he’s just protecting me. even your kid knows you’re a danger.”
a gasp left your husband’s shiny lips, mockingly in disbelief. “me? a danger? i make your life a heaven on earth!”
“heav—pfft—”
“i give you love, food, my body—” he emphasized, pointing at himself for a dramatic effect, and you threw your head back, dissolving into a fit of laughter even more, “—heck, i even give you this naughty baby!”
“wha—no! that’s team effort!”
“still! and now he is staging an uprising against me?” satoru cheekily eyed his child, who was now clutching the fabric of your blouse, tiny fingers playing with the shiny diamonds of your necklace—a gift from satoru too, actually.
“look at him go,” he grumbled, his eyes following each little movement his son made, then dramatically yelped when the boy pawed at your breasts. “hey! no touching! those are mine!”
“please.” you almost choked on your laugh. your silly husband always had a way to make things sound funnier than they actually were, and that was what made you fall in love with him more each day, really. “the milk is his!”
“he can have the cow’s! and more importantly, it’s thanks to me that you’re so milky—”
“satoru! you’re so uncouth i can’t—!”
“see? you’re laughing so much! this proves enough that i make you happy every day!”
later that night, after you put your baby to sleep in his crib, satoru gently poked his cheek, his expression tender despite his pursed lips. “he is out like a light…”
satoru might whine a lot, but ultimately, you couldn’t miss the look of adoration and fondness that made him the father of your child. even without saying it out loud, you knew that he would willingly put everything aside and sacrifice anything—first of all, himself—if it was meant for his dearest, most precious treasure.
knowing he'd do the same for you only served to melt your heart even more. and you felt full—so full, in fact, with warmth and love and anything that was soft.
you really do love him, don’t you?
“look at him, he’s like a shrimp,” your husband pointed out, still gazing at his baby in wonder as he kept poking and prodding at the chonky rolls of his little arms, and you thought, nothing could have been more precious than this.
“satoru.”
“yeah?” he turned instantly at the sound of his name, but before he could react further—
you stood on your tiptoes and planted a swift smooch on his cheek, putting the overflowing love you held for him in it. “mwah!”
“…?!”
for the next three seconds, satoru malfunctioned. the brush of your sweet lips on his cheek was so innocent that he was rendered speechless. heat steadily gathered on his face, turning him pink despite himself.
“you…” he groaned, collecting himself, a dopey smile was quickly plastered on his face to cover up his setback as you burst into hearty laughter. “now you’ve started it…” and then he latched on you with a glint of a joker, launching a full-blown tickle attack.
“a—ah! why?! satoru! ahahahaha!”
. . .
safe to say, your wheezes effectively awoke your son from his slumber, and as a bit of payback, you left satoru in the dust to deal with the crying baby, both of them whimpering in unison since he had absolutely no clue how to comfort the little one.
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bohemiandeer · 2 months
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You know what hits me hard? When 5 to 6 year old children, all the way in Southeast Asia, knows about what's happening in Palestine right now. That children their age is getting bombed, that they're starving to death, that they're getting shot at, and sniped in the head. Because, just this past 2 or so months, I heard some of the little ones in the Kindergarten classes I'm TAing in as an Intern talk about it. Hell, one of the little boys downright said he didn't like Israel, because Israel is bad, because they do scary things. Another was questioning whether Palestine was bad too, because, "why else would they shooting at them?". A little girl in one of my classes doesn't want to finish her food at all, because she wants to save at least half her meat and rice for kids in Palestine, because she heard that, they don't have food. And that's just the ones I remember. Namely the inciting cases before their classmates slowly follow suit. The littles are fricking SCARED. We had to sit these kids down, and tell them that the topic is too mature for them at the moment, that they shouldn't even be concerned because they're KINDERGARTNERS, they're not even old enough to properly understand. The one teacher I was TAing for had to make a class announcement saying that. What gets me is, these are 5 to 6 year olds, the youngest I've worked with in this specific age group is 4. 5 years old on average, and they've already been exposed to the worst horrors genocide has to offer through the news and snippets of conversation among adults and hell, considering how many of them say they like to play games on Mama's phone, or their IPad, even from fricking social media. And the fact that, these literal babies, from all the way in Cambodia, has more empathy in their entire body and soul, than full grown fricking adults have in the nail of their pinky finger, gets me. FFS we as adults could LEARN from them I feel sometimes. I honestly don't know what to feel about it anymore. On the one hand, this is the next generation I'm working with. And if the next generation's default response to a tragedy such as Palestine, is what I've seen come up on occasion so far? Perhaps there's some bloody hope for this world after all. At least in this country. Especially since a majority of them already come from families who survived a genocide. These are the 3rd - 4th generation descendants of those who survived the Khmer Rouge. They've got grandparents at home, who no doubt are more than intimately familiar with what Palestine is going through right now. And it shows.
But on the other, it makes my heart sink because these are CHILDREN, these are LITTLE KIDS, they should be playing with their toys and watching cartoons and talking to their friends about everything from Spiderman to Speakerman to Kuromi and her friends, and be worried about whether or not they can go to playground that day, guranteed they're well behaved, or if Mama remembered to pack in their costume for swimming lessons that week. NOT JUST MY KIDS. But the little ones in Palestine too. They deserve better. They all deserve, so much better. Hell, it's come to the point that whenever I look at my kiddos right now, whether they'd be working in class, playing, doing something as mundane as eating lunch or getting ready for their nap. I think of the children their age in Palestine that didn't even get the chance to survive. I think of the ones whose memories from this age, is nothing but absolute horror and pain, rather than what has slowly become my normal, who never got to experience what my littles do on a daily basis right now.
Children shouldn't even be concerned about "War", about a Genocide. The last thing that should be on a 5 year old's mind, is pain, and suffering, and the worst horrors imaginable ever to be inflicted on a human being. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S INFLICTED, ON OTHER CHILDREN THEIR AGE. And for that alone, the world has failed them. Especially the kids in Palestine who didn't ask for any of this. They just wanted to carry on with life as kids do, the same way as my littles do on a daily basis no doubt, learning, playing, chatting with friends over their favourite cartoons and characters, worrying about whether they'd get to go to the playground or not that day.
I apologize for talking about this on this blog. I know my blog tends to be lighter in feel, a lot more unhinged and light hearted typically. I mean, I'm just a fricking nerd who likes to draw and write, and lurk about her favourite fandoms to consume and support what is shared among other nerds who also like to draw and write. But I couldn't stop thinking about it. About contemplating it, especially since I'll be back on a roll tomorrow, working with my kiddos again after not seeing them for 5 days straight because of Holidays. And, I just had to talk about it. This is something I felt I couldn't keep to myself this time, I don't think my soul'd be able to carry it. I had to talk about it.
FREE PALESTINE. Our children deserve better.
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