#Mammon😭😭😂

[pink-sheep]

Guys he canonly kiss the chips first before betting awwww😭😭💓

#this is sum mammon behavior 🤨 #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me card #obey me #Also look at his hands 😭😭 #Why tf is it so long #Specially the middle finger in the second Pic 😂😭😭😭

[jazeswhbhaven]

Will the kings become babysitters if one day MC suddenly becomes a 6 year old child? 😂😭

(Ｔ▽Ｔ) omg just imagine that, anon. Satan being like "Well shit, look at them...what do we do Leviathan?" Levi is like "Why are you asking me of all people?? I am not a babysitter." Mammon being like "Wow so adorable, let's buy you all the snacks and toys you want, I can afford it <3" and Beel being like "Yup I'm out, good luck with that, byeeee~" (suddenly a swarm of flies just shows up and he's gone) I personally think the nobles of Gehenna are better babysitters. Considering there's a good amount of them available to take turns. The Avisos boys...well after seeing that event I'm more convinced they'd just constantly lose track of 6-year-old MC. The Hades boys...Foras would be responsible, but between Barb and Glas, I have 0 confidence they'd have the attention span to take care of a child lol Maybe the boys of Tartaros would be good at this sort of thing? But Bimet is so touchy I think Eligos and Valefor would do well watching them.

#jwhbasks❓ #whb #what in hell is bad #whb kings👑 #whb gehenna bois❤️ #whb avisos bois 💚 #whb tartaros bois 💛 #whb hades bois 💜

[thatfanfictionchick]

*early 2000's internet noises*

Belial really said fuck yo' attitude lmao

Delivered: 1 box of the finest handwritten IOU's

(ㆁ△ㆁ)

SITRI GUESS WHAT--

Someone get this man a Segway 😂

😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 NOT MAMMON TORMENTING THE LITTLE PEOPLE 😂😭😂

#what in hell is bad #wihib #whb #whb mini comics

[localanimethottie]

Bratty MC x Lucifer

Summary: MC tells Lucifer to go get some bitches and pays dearly for it

WARNING: NSFW // SMUT

*Lucifer lecturing everyone in the the group chat*

MC: How about you stfu + stop lecturing us and go get some bitches 💀🫵

Satan: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

*Satan screen shots*

Beleghor: 😂

Mammon: 😭

Beelzebub: 😰 Mc……

Leviathan: 😆 LMAOO LOLLLLLL MC YOUR SO DEAD

Asmodeus: Maybe we can pick up some together but I’d more than happy to act as a replacement Lucifer 😘😘

*Lucifer is typing…*

*Lucifer stopped typing*

MC: Ha! He actually stopped. I bet h-

Lucifer broke down MC door and appeared in full demon form raging.

“I believe we need to have a little talk about your behavior MC…”

“In my room NOW!” Lucifer scoffed

Within Lucifer room…

“This is utterly ridiculous, pure immature” Lucifer says with his per usual angry face. You sigh as you watch him folding his arms and continue scolding you.

“I mean what do you hope to accomplish by that messily attempt at a joke?! And using in inappropriate language in the chat!” Lucifer just grows more frustrated and disappointed in you.

However you didn’t give a shit and proceeded to provoke him.

“If your embarrassed just say that” you look at him with the smug look. Lucifer had a slight blush but Immediately furrowed his eyebrows in anger. “ME?! getting angry at your debilitated joke? Please don’t make me laugh”

“You still get no bitches”

Lucifer grows more angry and grabbed you by your arms pulling you very close to him. “Look I know what your trying to do.” Lucifer looks deep within your eyes and you couldn’t help but blush within his arms.

“You want my attention that bad you tried to embarrass me.” Lucifer brings his face closer to yours smiling cockily.

“Just look at your face reddening when barely doing anything to you” Lucifer laughs. “We both know your mines so why pretend?”

“How about you lay there on my bed with your legs open and I’ll be happy to give you the attention your desperately seeking” Lucifer now shooting you with his signature bed room eyes.

Your now biting your lips. The truth is…. He was correct you and him haven’t had sex in a while and you were sexually frustrated.

“O-okay, I love you…Lucifer” You said as you swiftly laid on your back maintaining eye contact with him.

He couldn’t help but blush but your feelings were more than reciprocated. “I love you too Mc, truly and deeply”

He made his way to where you was and you both shared a steamy passionate make out session within each-other arms. One thing led to another and before you know it you were completely nude as he fingers your tight little hole. You moaned against his lips as he begins to kiss down your jawline.

Lucifer was a passionate/ affectionate lover and he will make sure you get it GOOD.

An hour later…

“AHHhh Lucifer please~” you moaned loudly as Lucifer held up your legs as he pounds into you rubbing your clit. You sung his name in praise and he eats it up loving how you moan his name. “Lucifer~ ah” you moaned again with your tongue out. “Oh fuck mc you feel so good”, he grunts going down to suck the soul out your face.

You were already stuffed to the brim with cum and overstimulated.

“I c-can’t take a-anymore ahhh~ you feel so good~”

“Just a little bit more” through thoes words he grunts as he is now holding your waist pounding insanely fast into. Skin continues to make clash together as nothing but sweet moans could be heard from the both of you.

You were way too fucked out to care how you look. Your tongue was out of your mouth with drool exiting. Your eyes rolled back as you could think nothing but pleasure.

Lucifer does final last pumps into you and you quickly reacted with moaning his name.

Lucifer bites his lips and pushes deep within you and came.

Both are you are breathless but passionate kissing eachother with rather few words to say.

“I love you mc” Lucifer says smiling and hugging you

“I love you too Lucifer” you say matching his affectionate energy.

You both sit there for a while, then got all cleaned up, and cuddled the night away.

Lucifer acquired 1 bitch. That bitch was you.

Achievement unlocked: Become Lucifer’s bitch

@lucifurenjoyer @draconicfaenerd

#obey me #obey me boys #obey me brothers #obey me fanfic #obey me lore #obey me lucifer #obey me spoilers #obey me smut #obey me cards #obey me house of lamentation #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me lemon #obey me fandom #lucifer obey me #lucifer morningstar #lucifer

[misc-obeyme]

I had a dream where I almost called Lucifer “dad.” Woke up in a cold sweat after that😭 But would it be far-fetched? I mean, wasn’t it mentioned that one of the brothers called him “dad” off-handedly? (Idk if this ACTUALLY happened—I kinda remember Lucifer himself said Mammon called him dad once and still teases Mammon for it, but don’t quote me on that.) Lucifer might be the big brother, but he honestly gives off tired-dad vibes😂 Imagine how he’d actually feel if MC called him dad one day, like straight up. That would definitely make things awkward and make great material for the rest of the brothers to tease him on, aka he’s been dad-zoned😅

That did indeed happen, anon! It’s from a daily chat in the OG between Lucifer & Mammon (chat name 12) that’s just called “I’m Sorry.”

So no, it wouldn’t be far-fetched at all lol.

Lucifer is absolutely a DILF as far as I’m concerned. You know he is so dad coded it’s not at all a stretch for MC to end up calling him that.

And if it happened I fully agree that the others would never let him forget it. He’s been dad zoned, that is perfect 😆

I think he would probably blush and frown, maybe ask MC if that’s how they see him. He might think it’s cute when Mammon does it but I don’t think he’d like to hear it from MC. If he has a more platonic relationship with MC then he’d probably think it’s cute. But if he’s more romantically inclined then you can be sure he won’t lol.

I also think that the story would get around. Like Lucifer shows up at RAD and Diavolo is immediately like “Well if it isn’t Dad!” Or something along those lines. Lucifer would be so annoyed. Whoever told Diavolo is in big trouble. Lucifer starts lecturing all his brothers about not spreading such things, to which everybody is just like see this is why you get called dad.

So really it’s his own fault lol.

#there is a daddy joke here somewhere #but I can’t quite find it lol #maybe people would be less inclined to call Lucifer dad if he stopped acting like one #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #anon asks #misc answers

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Is he....

y'know...

?

Edit:

Edit 2:

Honestly though something I think a lot of people forget (myself included) is that canonically neither Lucifer or Diavolo are straight. And I'm 100% sure the only thing stopping them from actually being a canon couple is the fact that OM! is a dating sim for MC and Diavolo & Lucifer need to be single for that

Edit 3:

By @spaceinvader-danimator

• "You forgot the part where Lucifer (out of nowhere) tells the player that Diavolo likes to bathe under the moonlight. That was the wildest, most unprovoked sentence to come out his mouth."

I didn't know this help😭😂😂😂

• In s2 when Mammon & Lucifer were arguing Simeon got them to stop by mentioning MC's reaction to them arguing to Mammon & Diavolo's reaction to Lucifer

Part 2

#this is excluding s1 + the chats + some of the devilgrams & events (remember the whole butler uniform thing?) there wouldn't have been room #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #shall we date? obey me! #swd obey me #obey me lucifer #om lucifer #om! lucifer #obey me! lucifer #swd lucifer #shall we date lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me! diavolo #shall we date diavolo #swd diavolo #om diavolo #om! diavolo #dialuci #lucidia #diavolo x lucifer #lucifer x diavolo #shall we date obey me #swd obey me!

[ewesless]

Quick little thing! No, I was wrong. It became a Very Long Thing...

We know that Diavolo is operating at an entirely different frequency and level of energy from Barbatos and Lucifer and it isn't just because he's a touch starved extrovert with repressed introverts for parental figures friends.* But he might be 18-21.... As a person from the early 90's this is a traumatic realization. I thought he was an early 30s year old manchild to be quite honest.

*love your takes so so so freaking much RadArchives 😭

Utilizes canon compliant relationship dynamics and Diavolo's Lucifer complex. Luke is aged up to cope with fanservice not facilitate it.

I interpreted it as Diavolo was between 10-13 when Barbatos agreed to be his Butler. OM indicates it was 800 years before Barbatos quit feeling angry at Diavolo for the incident (he was teasing). 10,000 is equal to 10 years, so based off my estimate Diavolo would be 18-21. Unless it was 800 plus years then, since Barbatos had time to cool off which would be much more comfortable to me 😂

The canon chronological ages are vague in order for players to have freedom (dads and mom coded old as dirt option through to bratty youngest brother who seems like an angsty and rebellious teen) so just for reference these are the ages I use:

Solomon - 34 (right there in the middle of adulthood and an older brother age bracket with Diavolo. Asmo is robbing his own cradle!)

Simeon - 40 (peers with Lucifer and they are only a few months apart! Perfect adoptive/group dad age of being mature and comforting without being old-old 😭)

Luke - 16 (Again, comfort level. He's a bratty tween, but I can't tolerate the fanservice with him as a 10 year old at all. 16 is a nice middle ground between emotionally charged, discovering self and independence, "I'm grown!" and the complex realities of the world. Him developing THOSE FRUSTRATING AND CONFUSING NEW FEEEEEEELINNNNNNGS are tolerable as well.)

Barbatos - 42 (the answer to life and everything. I'd place him closer to 60 as a foxy and wicked classy grandma older woman gentleman, but he looks like a pretty, young 30-something so this fits the bill. This also goes into my headcanon that Father made him before the angels and long before humanity.)

Diavolo - 33 (an out of touch with the youth and his peers, but still a youthful soul + gap moe)

Belphie and Beel - 25 (still young enough to do underdeveloped maturity and be doted upon baby brothers, but grown enough that they aren't actually immature and know better they just haven't put the effort into developing impulse control and practicing good judgement)

Asmodeus - 27 (pretty and passes easily for 23 but can hook up with the MILFs and DILFs as well as the young 20s. He's young, but not afraid of becoming older, not just because he's beauty everlasting and that skincare routine is ✨️flawless✨️ but because he sees the beauty and attractiveness of maturity and himself)

Satan - 23 (Personal Favorite + Occultic Number! Even though he's as old as Lucifer I feel like he was born at the age that Lucifer was created for additional headcanon reasons.)

Leviathan - 31 (*scoff* "Look at this old loser with a failure to thrive and manchild tendencies" says an old loser with a failure to thrive and the same tendencies)

Mammon - 32 (okay, this would go on for more than a paragraph or few run on sentences 🤣)

Lucifer - THE BIG 40 (caught up between older than the others brother who had to grow up too fast and never got to be young / middle aged surrogate father figure of a house full of rebellious teenaged adopted kids that never got to have his experimental young adult phase...)

Thirteen is a sensitive, trendy young woman so we DON'T ASK THESE QUESTIONS 35 I like an age gap with my ladies~ Candy is 39 (because 4 is associated with death in Japanese and I have a 4 year age gap with my sister which was a perfect combination of generational difference + ability to rebel from the older sibling, angst about idolization and knowing you aren't the same, but aren't meant to be. There's the possibility of strife caused by disappointment(s)/fallen idol for Thirteen and for Candy the pressure of the expectations of parents as first born and the care, protectiveness and responsibility of older sibling for their younger sibling. They're able to rely on each other even though Thirteen is a wild woman antisocial ambivert with a strong personality and even stronger opinions whereas Candy seems like a serious and violently antisocial introvert who conforms and does what she's expected to in all areas of life. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL US WHAT CAUSED THE SCHISM BETWEEN THEM. WHAT HAPPENED WRITERS? WHAT HAPPENED?)

Mephistopheles - 31/35 (I like the idea of him having an age gap of 2 years with Diavolo either as a more mature junior to senior or a senpai who won't notice him because his eyes are set on a raven haired beauty with eyes like firy rubies that is also a heavily overworked deskworker with difficult teen boys and an involuntarily in a fatherly role for Diavolo too.)

Raphael - 39 (One year the junior of Lucifer and Simeon. Because he never rebelled I thought it had something to do with him being a degree separated from Sime and Lucy to Father, but still being close enough to him to be the devoted, but the most conflicted about it, son.)

Michael - 40 (Either he was created before Simeon and Lucifer or after them. He's got something seriously suspicious going on. I feel that it parallels Diavolo's, but instead of a hopeful vision for the future and further developing what his father started Michael's is in a self-serving manner and his personal agenda is founded on the self-perception that he knows better than his Father.)

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me luke #obey me simeon #obey me thirteen #obey me 13 #obey me mephistopheles #obey me raphael #useless writing

[saeyoungchoismaid]

hi love! big fan of your blog <3 if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could I request hc's for a gender neutral MC who calls the obey me boys (minus luke ofc) by terms of endearment as a nickname, like calling mammon honey! love you, have a great day!

Hi anon! I'm assuming you're asking for their reactions to being called smth like that and what they'd prefer to be called? Idk but that's what I did lol. Hope you enjoy!

Genre: fluff

Warnings: none

Lucifer:

I think the first time you use a term of endearment for him, he's just kinda like 🧍 LMAO

like it just catches him so off guard bc he's not used to it

if you call him smth serious like "darling" or "sweetie," he will blush but try to hide it

if it's smth dumb like "my honey bunches of oats," he's going to give you the most unimpressed look imaginable

definitely prefers to call you and to be called the more 'mature' terms such as darling, honey, my love, sweetheart, my beloved, and so on

Mammon:

blushes 47103784 different shades and can't stop stuttering the first time you call him one

pretends to not like them but is actually obsessed

he will legit think you're mad at him if you use his name instead of a pet name 😭✋😂

likes calling you the cheesy, dorky stuff like sweetie (pie), cutie (pie), my honey bunches of oats, sugar, sunshine, buttercup, sweet pea, and so on

he likes when you call him babe/baby, honey, sweetie, handsome, sweet thang, good lookin, and probs smth ridiculous like stud muffin 💀

Levi:

dies on the spot. rip Levi

nah but he fr gets SO embarrassed

honestly probably takes him a while to call you anything other than your name and "normie" 😭✋

when he finally gets with the program, he'd probably start out with calling you basic stuff like babe/baby and beautiful, and then might start warming up to more playful ones like queen/king or even smth oddly specific like Pudding Pop which ofc has a funny story behind it

he likes it when you call him babe/baby. And while these next ones are so corny and cheesy that it makes him want to die, he secretly loves them. Honey bun, sweetie (pie), love bug, and mayhaps even a baby boy?

Satan:

I can't decide if he'd be blushing red from embarrassment or would just be such a cocky bastard about it 😭✋

idk maybe if he was unsure about your feelings then he'd be flustered, but if he knew how you felt, he'd just be smirking as his sharp tongue went unchecked

honestly, probably uses similar terms that Luci uses, but I think he'd also use terms that are from books, poetry, and so on. Stuff like rosebud, jewel, my beloved, apple of my eye, light of my life, beau, dove, cara mia ("my beloved" in Italian), and so on. He'd also love to call you kitten/kitty cat/etc

he'd probably, again, like similar ones that Luci prefers. I think he'd also like things like Romeo, my other half, soulmate, my one and only, and other stuff like that. He even grows to like "old man" despite the fact that he pretends to hate it 💀

Asmo:

sigh. where to even start with this man

he's been calling you pet names since day one 😭💀

it ranges from cutie to sexy, baby to mi amor, sweet cheeks to darling, little dove to doll. it's a new one every time he addresses you I stg. It honestly just depends on what kind of mood he's/you're in, where you are, who you're with, etc.

he likes when you call him the same things, but especially likes anything that refers to his looks such as handsome, dream boat, papi, hot stuff, sexy, casanova, and so on. He also likes things like prince charming and my knight in shining armor

Beel:

my time has come

probably blushes when you call him one but then gets super happy and is just cheesin for the rest of the day

loves loves loves when you both use food ones 😭😂 sweetie pie, honey (bun), jellybean, cupcake, dumpling, buttercup, sugarplum, puddin, sugar, the list goes on 😭✋😂

I think he would also like the really sweet and cute ones too though like honey bunny, love bug, my love, darling, and so on

Belphie:

can dish it out but can't eat what he's cookin LMAO

easily calls you pet names but always gets so embarrassed when you return it. (He's probably the type to get angry when you call him something sweet or cute LMAO like his embarrassment turns into anger to cope with it anogifehdfah)

he loves calling you my moon/stars/sun(shine). I think he'd also use ones like angel, babe/baby, sweetie/sweetheart, and so on

he'd like when you call him sleepyhead, teddy bear, babe/baby, and snuggle bug. Super cheesy ones like snookums or smth like that will never fail to make him grin and chuckle

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[kurus-other-things]

OM bros go thrifting AKA being menaces at a store 🤪

Disclaimer: I work at a thrift store lol

LUCIFER 💙

the guy who stands (menacingly) behind the person stocking shelves

and just stares unendingly at the merch like he's at the national museum

I feel like he doesn't really need anything and is just there to chaperone

definitely the parent trying to wrangle his brothers as they run off into the thrifty wilderness

"Attention shoppers, would Mammon, Levi, Satan, Asmo, Beel and Belphie please come to the front of the store your brother is looking for you."

MAMMON 💛

has cornered some poor employee and is trying to haggle a $6 jacket to like $2

sneakily swaps price tags of items for cheaper ones and thinks no one will notice that this handbag is tagged as 'mens pants' now????

has definitely pocketed some jewellery, got caught, kicked out of the store and is now suffering the wrath of Luci 😂

for the rest of the trip is probably tied up and hanging upside down from the store's sign outside

LEVI 🧡

I feel like he'd be actively trying to avoid people because it gets REALLY busy sometimes and is just running into random aisles to hide

he'd definitely be looking for cosplay materials though

probably found a rare sucre frenzy hoodie by chance and screamed soooo loud in excitement

you know the scream it's the "WOOOOooooOOOOooohhhhhh!!!"

SATAN 💚

has squatted in the books section and now just lives there

probably read half a shelf before they have to go drag him outta there

if there's a 'buy 4 books get 1 free' sale congratulations your cart is now full of books

While passing by the toys section found a giant cat plushie (think HUGE pusheen) and now it's coming home with him

ASMO 💗

okay so you might think he's too fancy or into just high end stuff to go thrifting but I think once he finds stuff he likes he gets really into it

has been in front of a mirror for several hours trying on clothes and taking selfies

the clothing racks around him are just COVERED in clothes he's tried on

found sparkly pink 8 inch heels in the shoe section that he MUST have

BEEL 💖

delegated to shopping cart pusher

since there's no food he brings his own snacks

probably leaves behind wrappers (but maybe not on purpose) but tries his best to pick up his garbage

maybe spilled a drink somewhere and feels really guilty about it (though whether it's guilt for the person who has to clean it up OR guilt for wasting the drink??)

do not take him during Halloween season he might eat the costumes that look like food lol

BELPHIE 💜

has fallen asleep in the rack full of pillows/cushions (someone please get him out)

either that or he has found his way to the furniture department and is passed out on a coffee table (someone please get him off)

is finally put in the shopping cart like the baby he is but is taking up the whole cart so he's just being buried in stuff/clothes while he sleeps

BONUS DIA, BARB, AND PURGATORY BOIS 💘

Barb and Luke are in the kitchenwares looking at the novelty baking supplies

Simeon being the angel that he is is picking up dropped/misplaced items and is putting them back where they belong 😭 (I feel like Luke would do this too)

Solomon is trying to take advantage of 'seniors day' to get a discount but no one believes he's over 60 lol

Dia is trying on a pair of dad shorts and he looks 🔥 in them

"Attention shoppers, would Diavolo please come to the front of the store your butler is looking for you."

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[lvlcurrent]

nah he'll be there! he was in the pv =w=) it's set soon after the war so i guess he'll be more archaic? idk

Satan comes out the gate with pixelated sprites, screaming, and personality is still printing out. Feral but sophisticated when he wants. /hj 😭😂

imagining him constantly in his demon form hehehe/// mammon effortlessly holding him back =w=)

#i think that mammons fall is the most interesting out of the brothers =w=) #ask. #anonymous #*

[vylad243]

I HAVE A NICKNAME HELLS YEA I’m using that on AO3 now lmfao

That answer is literally the cutest thing ever I could scream I love it so much

I love the fact that no one is aware of Vox’s actual ranking and the fact that Vox has no idea how much they actually like him. Do you think they, the sins, would ever petition for him to get to go to other rings? Especially since the sinners are put at the top ring to be easier to exterminate and they might wanna avoid that? Maybe they just try for at least a day trip? I can’t imagine it would be easy especially since Lucifer isn’t the most fond of him but I also imagine he wouldn’t break the rules, if it’s in his power, just for one sinner anyways

But also awwwwww I’d love to hear more about what each sin thinks- even if we haven’t met some yet. If you have time/feel like it of coarse! I’m just very curious and love this little universe 👀

I got an image in my head of Ozz as that meme with the guy holding the sword and the cat with the cat being Vox 😂😂 as an artist I feel contractually obligated to make that a thing now wait a minute-

I'm glad to hear you like the nickname 😭 I thought Obby was fitting for some strange reason

The sins want Vox to be able to visit other rings, but they're been unsuccessful in find a way to let him pass through the boundaries. They've never had a sinner like Vox before so they don't know which way they're supposed to go. Does he need special permission from everyone? Just Lucifer? From the whole Royal family or some type of blood sacrifice?

The reason they haven't really put in the effort yet is because Vox hasn't really expressed interest in travelling the other rings. They don't know that Vox isn't aware of his status , so they assume that he's content where he is. Vox, on the other hand, is very interested in exploring the other rings, but he assumes he isn't allowed too and he doesn't want to ask just in case it would be viewed as disrespectful

Once Vox discovers his high ranking, he will actually explore the other rings of Hell to see how his power is holding up and if he needs to change things. VoxTech would expand to the other regions, and Vox would supply jobs to the hellborn sinners. They would be under Vox's protection too- so the likelihood of them being injured or killed by others gets lowered. Papermint would also get an exception as Vox's assistant, but he would only be allowed to travel with Vox or with written approval from Vox

As for the sins!

Mammon views Vox as potential for money. Vox is incredibly rich and knows how to play into people's wants and desires to fuel his own powers and needs so Mammon respect him, but doesn't like him because Mammon things he should be the only one who is rich and in charge of people's money. Mammon doesn't mind Vox as a person. He views him as a cash cow, though, and wants to exploit Vox like a mini-attraction.

Levi likes Vox because Vox likes sea creatures and respects the creatures. When Levi discovered that Vox's favourite animal was a shark- he knew what he had to do. He created Vark by hand specifically for Vox, but also as a creature who could stand on his own in case Vox turned out to be abusive towards animals. When Vox brought Vark to the next meeting, Levi was pleased to see how well cared for the shark was and how much Vark loved Vox- it became clear to Levi that Vox was someone who deserved his powers and the pet. He likes to see Vox get jealous or possessive because he finds it humorous, and he sees himself in Vox. He uses Vark as a means of measuring Vox as a person since Vark is an excellent judgement of character.

Ozzy relies a lot on Vox for his factories, but he doesn't try to take advantage of Vox's powers. He likes Vox as a person and finds him rather charming and witty. Ozzy respects Vox as a businessman and appreciates how much Vox cares for his employees. They never talk about sex with one another because Vox gets uncomfortable quickly- but Ozzy knows about Vox's partner, and he can tell that the relationship isn't the best, but he's unaware of how bad it was. When Vox starts to date Alastor, it's a huge shift in personality and change, and Ozzy does get a bit sad because it becomes obvious to him that Vox was being abused and he blames himself for not noticing. He could sense a huge lack of lust rolling off of Vox but just fought he may not have been the most sexual. Ozzy knows now that there was a huge lack of consent, but he never brings it up to keep Vox feeling secure

Bee and Vox get along the best because they're both pretty outgoing. Vox does have some anxiety and can be bad at socializing. Bee finds him rather endearing and likes to hang out with him. Vox gets along pretty well with Bee's boyfriend, too, and the trio likes to have lunch together during the meetings. Vox supplies Bee with all the power she needs because she has helped him the most and was always there to comfort him when he needed it. Bee knew of Vox's relationship with Val, but she was asked to keep it private, and she respected his wish. Bee and Vox both like sweets, too, and sometimes Bee would bake goodies for Vox to try. Sometimes they're drugged, and sometimes they're not. After Vox starts dating Alastor- he tells her no more drugged ones- which she also respects

Lucifer finds Vox idiotic and clumsy, but he does like him. He's a firm believer that Vox could do way better than Alastor, but he doesn't meddle with Vox's personal life. Lucifer does his best to make sure that Vox is happy and content because he's worried about power outages all the time. Vox is a great source of anxiety and stress for him, but he doesn't say it outloud. He's the one that eventually tells Vox of his ranking because he finds out first that Vox thinks he's just an 'overlord.' Lucifer is embarrassed that he never told Vox, and eventually Lucifer gives Vox a charm that allows him to travel through the rings. Alastor doesn't like the charm, but he accepts it as a 'work-related item'

Satan and Vox tend to argue a lot because they're both rather hot-headed. Their arguments are usually lighthearted though and the two don't mind each other. They're not exactly friends though

Belph and Vox are mostly friends because of Bee, but they can hang out and socialize without Bee. They like to nap together sometimes, and Belph doesn't mind sharing her drugs with Vox.

I don't know a lot of Belph and Satan so sorry for the shitty explanation! As I come up with more I'll expand on it

#hazbin hotel #anonymous #vox hazbin hotel #radiostatic #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel mammon #hazbin hotel beelzebub #hazbin hotel satan #hazbin hotel asmodeus #hazbin hotel leviathan #hazbin hotel belphegor

[jazeswhbhaven]

I'm being funny today and played around with this quiz thing -> bam pp quiz

Lmaooooooo Mammon and Michael just have infinite dick I guess 😭😭

I just like how for explaining Beel's it just seems so passive aggressive lol 😂 "let me clarify that means 0 inches!!!"

Our angel bois seem like they are around the same size, because even Jegudiel is around 11 inches on this quiz ✨ except Selaphiel he's a comfortable 6.7 😌

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb kings👑 #whb angels #this was random as hell but i enjoyed it

[thatfanfictionchick]

Bimet's Comic

Not Mammon bullying Bimet when he gets too uppity 😭😂

#he was SO earnest about it too 😂 #what in hell is bad #whb #whb bimet

[obeythebutler]

hi! long time no see

i found out i could animate on procreate and look

if you’re wondering why barbie is running from an angry lucifer it’s because he found out that barb and mammon have been dating for centuries behind his back 🤧

Good lord, I-

Barb looks like a deranged cat 😭😂

#fren!! #a meme #run barb #obey me asks #obey me #admintalks

[kakuryuminn]

I want to ask so badly for an aftermath of you killed me, in this place but I'd be content with an explanation of Lucifer's thoughts finding out Mammon died. I really hate him with a passion in this story. Like why would he think Mammon would survive in such a harsh place 😭 They even cut out his tongue. And his audacity to say he'll treat him better. I wish Mammon could've let him know his thoughts and hatred towards him. Like maybe somehow Lucifer got to see into Mammon's memories ajdjwkkdd. I love your work. I'm a big Yuki Mura simp 😂

I WAS THE ONE TO BLAME

Tw: Gore, self blame. This story can have disturbing topics.

Hello! And sure, that sounds like an interesting idea! I'll try to write.it exactly how you requested it to, but I'm apologizing in advance if anything changes!

Thank you for loving my work, and I love you all!

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The house of lamentation was quiet. No sound was evident inside the house. No talking loudly, no things getting destroyed every second, no chaos.

There was no chaos.

Because the demons that lives in this house are in their rooms, drowning with their tears.

But except for one.

Except for the very demon that made this happen.

Except for lucifer.

The avatar of pride— the eldest of the seven six demon brothers. The demon with such beauty. The once angel that was gods favourite. The lucifer who was mammon's older brother.

...

Lucifer was laying on his bed, on his demon form. Wings spread out in the mattress. His arm was covering his eyes, as the other hand stayed limp beside him.

"I do not...have the rights to cry." Lucifer mumbled, his words shaky as he tried his best to blink away his tears. He turned to his side, still covering his face the best he could.

He never once thought he would kill another sibling.

That he would make one of his siblings suffer all alone again, painfully enduring it all when it was lucifers fault.

He never thought...that it was mammon he was going to lose.

Lucifers breath hitched, as he remembered what diavolo told to all of them. He remembered how his brothers widen their eyes in disbelief, and turned to him. Wishing it was all a joke.

He remembered it so clearly, the lifeless body of mammon. Laying in the mattress, covered with a blanket. He remembered the way his blood went cold, after seeing mammon.

He remembered it all.

And most of all, he remembered barbatos words.

"Mammon died due to extreme internal and external injuries. Even if we came a little sooner, he wouldn't make it." Barbatos spoke with sadness, telling lucifer and his brothers the horrific news. "We...found some of his body parts scattered around the cell. And..." Barbatos hesitated with his words. "We found multiple curse seals inside his body."

Lucifer wants to scream when he heard all of that. He wanted to destroy everything around him when he heard the horror mammon went through.

"I was at fault..."

Lucifer couldnt stop his tears anymore.

They flowed down his cheeks uncontrollably, as his head throbbed painfully.

"Im sorry, im sorry..." He sobbed, not caring about his pride. "My baby brother, my poor brother..."

If he weren't such a fool, mammon would still be here.

If he just let the incident slide, mammon would still be here.

"You stole again from the demon lords castle?!" Lucifer yelled at his brother who was shaking in the corner, with fearful eyes and tears. "When will you learn?!"

Silence engulfed the room, as his words from before echoed in his ears.

"Maybe if i sent you to a place where you will be severely punished, you will be disciplined."

"I was wrong! I was wrong, mammon-!"

Lucifer choked out the words, screaming and thrashing in his bed.

He felt his heart broke into a million pieces, thinking of just how much mammon hates him. The brother he promised to protect, the very first brother he had, he was gone.

Gone and he will never come back.

"Lucifer! Lucifer i was wrong about stealing! Please, dont sent me there—" Mammon pleaded to his brother, crying on his knees as he tried to convince lucifer not to send him in 'that' place. "Please...Im scared."

If he had known much- if he had thought about it carefully, it wouldnt be like this.

If only he chose to punish mammon the same way and not like this, if only he payed more attention to him and loved him openly- none of this would've happened.

He doesn't deserve mammon.

He could never deserve that sweet and loving brother.

Oh,

If only he could go back in time...

He would love him openly, and never let him go.

He would,

He would.

"Father, if you are hearing me right now..." Lucifer said, his hands trembling as he clasped his hands together, closing his eyes like he used to.

"Please grant this sinful son one last wish." He breathed heavily, feeling the pain in his heart growing. "Make mammon hate me to the fullest, and create a new life for him."

"A life without a brother like me. A life where there is no lucifer."

#Boutta fail my exams just like how lucifer failed mammon #Mammon #sad mammon #mammon #mammon angst #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me angst #obey me mammon #lucifer #lucifer angst #mammon and lucifer #fuck this shit im out

[xsezzie]

HIII SEZZIE

pls pls could u do obey me for the series ask game?? with EXTRA cherries on top

Of course owo it’s been a long time since I’ve been into this series so I’m sorry if anything is outdated or slightly out of character 😭❤️

I’m going to do the brothers since 7 is more than enough characters lol

who’s the most ticklish character

Belphie of course 🥺 But Levi is a close second (that voice over hdhajhdoak)

who’s the character that most people would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t

Lucifer and Satan, no one would even dare to touch them of course. But Mammon is a shit and has his ways 😂

who’s the character that everyone gangs up on and tickles

MAMMON LOL! Revenge for all the bullshit he puts everyone through… pretty sure there’s a card of his being tickled by a few of his brothers too

who’s the character that somehow knows everyone else’s tickle spots and reveals them to others

There’s a few that can fall into this one. Lucifer because he’s the oldest, Beel because he’s a bit more trustworthy, and Asmo because he just loves to gossip 😭

who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about

Satan. And it’s Asmo who knows because he likes to see Satan smiling and laughing without getting angry hehe

who’s the most likely to win gang tickle wars

My money is on Beel because he’s strong but… Lucifer is a deadly weapon too 😳

which character has a kink for tickling

Asmo is the obvious answer here 🙄

which character didn’t even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them

tbh Satan because no one would touch him for ages, then eventually Asmo had the guts to ask Mammon who then of course dared to try… the results are adorable of course :3

which two characters have tickle fights all the time

Beel and Belphie 🥺 And course Mammon and Levi hehe

#obey me tickling #tickling #asks #ask game #tickle hcs #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor