Sirius, after finding out about Dorlene and Jegulus: WHAT THE FUCK! HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE SECRET RELATIONSHIPS?
Regulus: Well you’re in a relationship with Remus, and he really should’ve kept that a secret.
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a femme and her VERY annoying butch
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Showering with your rival after a quidditch match
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Sirius: I pulled the Casanova of Gryffindor
James: I pulled the girl I’ve been obsessed with since first year AND your little brother
Marlene: well I pulled Dorcas Meadowes who is better than all of you combined
Peter: and I pulled a ‘push’ door, so. . .
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dorlene nation wake up !! how we feeling about quidditch rivals to lovers ??
i also wanted to do the jegulus version but idk, i have more pieces to finish first… anyways now i’m omw to get my soul crushed by the next crimson rivers update see ya luvs xx
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saw this template on Pinterest and just had to 😭
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Remus: Excuse me he asked for no pickles
Sirius: *heart eyes*
Marlene: SHE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES
Dorcas: CALM DOWN I DON'T MIND THEM
Barty *drunk out of his mind*: He asked for... for...
Evan *also very drunk*: No- no pickles
Barty: Yeah yeah no pickles
Regulus: He asked for extra pickles
James: NO I DID NOT
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Dorcas: Ready to lose, McKinnon?
Marlene: Not familiar with the sensation, you’ll have to tell me about it, Meadowes.
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You don’t like Jegulus? Okay that’s fair, I respect your opinion
You don’t like Dorlene? Okay… I respect your opinion
Not a fan of Jily? No worries, I respect your opinion
You don’t like Wolfstar? That’s fi- wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN aggressively goes on a 3 hour rant
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ALL RIGHT IM FUCKING SAYING IT
This is a safe place for ALL ships and shippers
The only thing that this excludes is incest (regulus x Sirius) and severe underage (aka snape x Harry)
Other then that go fucking wild okay??
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Dorcas: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Marlene: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Dorcas, already taking off her clothes: God, Marlene, you’re so fucking stupid.
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marlene: dorcas is mad at me
lily: oh why-
marlene: i hope i die
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My beloveds ???? I love them stop
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Marlene: anyone got a lighter?
Dorcas: nah, i don’t smoke
Barty: *passes Marlene a lighter* i don’t smoke either, i just like melting stuff
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Dorcas: What do you want to be for the Halloween party, Marls?
Marlene: Yours. *winks*
Dorcas: Yeah, that would be pretty scary.
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I saw a post saying that u can ship anyone with anybody else apart from wolfstar they have to stay together
this is how I feel about dorlene. my girls are perfect for each other let them be soulmates
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