#Martin looking at all the eye fuckery: What’s going on with the fucking eyes Jonah

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Imagine S5 of TMA but instead of fear and suffering Jon and Martin turn into the McElroys on Monster Factory and bully every abomination they run into

#Jon and Martin cackling over how fucking weird everything is #Jon and Martin pointing at Helen and laughing: Shes a human ransom note! #Helen: :( #The flesh would be that scene in Fallout 4 when the boys resurrected that dead dude #who then proceeded to turn into a horrifying half dead meat man #Martin looking at all the eye fuckery: What’s going on with the fucking eyes Jonah??? #Martin in his domain: Nobody move i've lost both a contact lens and my husband- #Martin at Jared: I have no jokes he's a shame of God! #Martin: How was that statement you read? #Jon: It was cool. I turned into a lovecraftian being the world changed and I stopped believing in God. #I'm Jonathan Sims and I don't know who I am anymore! #Martin and Jon in the Bone Garden™️: That's a funny trick to play on God! #Martin to Jude: Why would you be in an apocalypse if you didn’t want to trade vape secrets? #Martin about Jon: He is both the metric by which the world will be judged and the judge and the executioner #Jon pointing out a flesh domain to Martin: Here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church #Jon and Martin @ Elias: Garbage Boy Stinkman belongs in the toilet #Is this me projecting my use of comedy as a coping mechanism when I’m frightened??? Yes this is. Am I ashamed? No. #I’ve been working on this for hours oof #tma #tma s5 spoilers #tma season five #tma season 5 #tma spoilers #tma shitpost #jonathan sims #tma archivist #martin blackwood #tma martin #jonmartin #jmart