#Marvel incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?

Yelena: Not again!

Y/N: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.

Sam: Just wait until you hear about whales.

Y/N: What now?

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[romanoffshouse]

Wanda: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/N: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Wanda: But you're always acting stupid.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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[rxmqnova]

Y/N: I'm a very mature person. I always apologize when I'm wrong.

Wanda: Y/N, I've never heard you apologize.

Y/N: Well, that's because I'm never wrong.

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[fandomnerd9602]

Natasha and Y/N have their coffee…

Natasha: how do you like it?

Y/N: slow, intimate, full of love and adoration

Natasha: your coffee

Y/N: oh…it’s good. I like it but not as much as I love you.

Natasha: what do you say we finish our coffee and we’ll go home for something equally as hot? (Winks)

Y/N: I say we pay the bill and get going

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[crybabycunt]

Kate: (after getting nagged at by Yelena) God, you sound like my wife.

Yelena: I AM YOUR WIFE.

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[incorectquoteswlw]

Clint: You can't spell independent without dependent

Yelena: And you can't spell go fuck yourself without fuck you (kicks door open and leaves)

Kate: (watching her dreamily) she is so perfect

Clint: and you're a masochist

Kate: Yeah <3

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[notanactressyayy]

⚠️ Scarlett's fandom, we got a job to do! ⚠️

I think everyone's aware of Michael Joseph Branham, the guy who's been stalking Scarlett since 2022. He knows where she lives, and sent multiple items to her house, babies toys, letters, and claims to be Cosmo's (her son) father.

Her publicist Marcel and her team are asking for our help! To send them the most information possible. Print screens, accounts, anything useful to help the police and the Law Enforcement to catch this guy.

ANY INFORMATION you have, send to @/whatsupscarlett on X (twitter), who is in direct contact with her team.

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We can also help by reporting all of his accounts on every social media (his username is basically his full name) like Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, etc.

He also tries to get in touch with Scarlett by sending dms to fanpages, thinking it's her — so also be mindful of posting about Scarlett's next events locations.

Let's do everything in our power to protect our Scarlett and put this motherfucker behind bars!!

@scarjosii22

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[marvel-payformytherapy]

Loki: "I am burdened with glorious purpose."

Tony Stark: "Yeah, well, I'm burdened with paying off the damages from your last 'glorious purpose' stunt."

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[saraakpotter]

avengers incorrect quote: strongest

Thor to the hand scanning machine Tony made: Thor! F.R.I.D.A.Y: access denied Thor: strongest avenger F.r.i.d.a.y: access denied Thor: what! y\n: oh this is going to take to long! let me. Thor (walks away smirking): good luck lady y\n! it obviously broken. y\n (putting her hand on the machine): y\n\n F.R.I.D.A.Y: welcome, strongest avenger Thor: Thor:

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: people are like math

Peter: how?

Tony: Most people don't like math

Peter: but you like math

Tony: I'm beginning to see a flaw in my previous analogy

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[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: [watching the Avengers shenanigans with concern] Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?

Natasha: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

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[romanoffshouse]

[Natasha speaking Russian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Tony: You speak Russian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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[rxmqnova]

Natasha: You know what your problem is?

Y/N: I only have one?

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[fandomnerd9602]

Hi, can you do a brother of Steve/Super Soldier x WandaNat as MR is doing the Salmon ladder shirtless as Nat and Wanda are just watching entranced?

Wanda and Natasha stare at Y/N in lustful awe…

Wanda: oh detka

Natasha: I wish he’d climb me like that

Y/N jumps down, all sweaty…

Y/N: hey loves. I’m gonna go take a shower

Wanda: I’m joining you!

Natasha: me too!

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[crybabycunt]

Kate: Why are we lying on the training grounds?

Yelena: You knocked yourself unconscious tripping over your own quiver. I laid next to you so everyone would just think we’re chilling.

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