#Marvel joke

[stupid-dumb-bitch]

Don't you hate it when you're trying to shift then your uterus is just like "Mblgur! It's me!" Then it stabs you. Like bitch?!

#dr #reality shifting #shifting #shiftinconsciousness #loki #i understood that reference #marvel joke

[annabelle--cane]

her pronouns are HE/HIM

#I do actually think it's neat on both a character and representation level #that steven only ever objects to being called rose/pink and never says anything about pronouns. however I think this is a funny joke. #steven universe #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

[laurajameskinney]

too many of you are treating this + the various discussions of real sexual assault/abuse in the notes as fun drama or using this post as a vehicle to spread misinformation so im turning reblogs off until you can behave

#gg og #comics #marvel comics #undescribed #tom king #greg land #cb cebulski #realized the joke of the original post wasnt clear enough so i made this #thank you for izzy sharkjumpers for suggesting tom king cia #1k

[the-songs-we-knew]

So it’s gonna play out like this, right?

#x men #x men 97 #professor charles xavier #professor x #remy lebeau #gambit #anna marie lebeau #rogue #magneto #erik lehnsherr #wolverine #cyclops #scott summers #jean grey #madelyne pryor #ororo munroe #ororo of the storm #jubilation lee #x men morph #x men beast #x men spoilers #spoilers #marvel #nightcrawler #kurt wagner #this is a joke #for legal purposes #cable xmen

[cubedmango]

miles + comic-con

#miles morales #peter parker #peter b parker #rio morales #spiderverse #into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #marvel #atsv spoilers #spidermanedit #itsvedit #atsvedit #my gifs #an excellent joke to bring back thank u atsv writers #man these gifs are crunchy... sorry im making them Very lazily

[acnologias-ass]

I don't know what he expected 🤷

#i made this joke at least 10 times already #im sorry #papalogia au #natsu dragneel #gajeel redfox #wendy marvell #sting eucliffe #rogue cheney #fairy tail #doodles noodles #acnologia

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

'Normalize morally grey and questionable woman characters!'

Please, you people couldn't handle Gwen Stacy making questionable life choices after being disowned in the most difficult stage of her life.

Let's normalize teenage girls making mistakes hows about that huh???

#I hope you read this is Miles' voice #this is a joke but also like *cough* #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #gwen stacy #ghost spider #ghostspider #gwiles #gwen x miles #miles x gwen

[rowenas-megacoven]

Owen Wilson will never know just how much I love his little ordinary time-man character. In a cinematic universe of super geniuses and sorcerers and aliens and enhanced soldiers and thunder gods, all with crazy abilities, I love his littlest normal human analyst who started out solving time mysteries so, SO much, in my very heart, soul, bones. He’s just some guy but like… he’s NOT just some guy at the same time. Some of my MCU favourites I’ve had over a decade of getting to know them, yet here Mobius is, sitting comfy in one of my atriums like he’s always been there. He’s so soft and soothing and reasonable and safe. If I had to choose between travelling to all sorts of weird and wacky and wonderful places with the Gaurdians, maybe Thor, or sitting in a Burger King gossiping over a Whopper and a Slushie with Mobius, I’d absolutely choose Mobius. He just has this vibe. I totally get why Loki would sit eternally alone to let Mobius live freely. Just a lovely, stand-up lil fella. He is coded like a well-needed hug. Thinking of him right now.

#mobius is like ‘I can fix him’ but actually follows through #I saw a vid of him cracking the ‘That’s showbiz’ joke to Brad and it brought me to tears #then this #what if we never see him again #WHAT IF 😭 #I want more Möbius content #mobius mobius mobius #Möbius #owen wilson #Loki #loki series #Lokius #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #marvel #mwah.txt

[ir0npvrker]

morgan: *finds a stray cat*

morgan: can we keep it?

pepper: your dad is allergic

morgan:

morgan: dad can stay outside

#source: tumblr #imagine for the sake of the joke that tony is allergic to cats #morgan stark #pepper potts #tony stark #irondad #iron man #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

[ardustein]

Flash, laughing at a joke Captain Marvel made: Y'know Cap, sometimes you really act like a child haha

CM, smiling strangely: haha oh for sure

Solomon: You have to kill him.

CM, in his mind: No!

Hercules: If you break a hole through the glass of the Watchtower he'll be sucked out and suffocate.

Solomon, projecting the image of nodding inside CM's mind: No witnesses.

J'onn, sitting next to them, no longer feeling very safe in his workplace: Pardon me as I go have an unimportant conversation with Batman.

#someone has GOT to have made this joke before #the real reason billy has to be pure of heart is to stop the gods from cursing and killing people #billys holding back millenias worth of built up paranoia and rage #why do you think he can stand to have BATMAN as a boss #billy batson #shazam #captain marvel #flash #barry allen #j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #batman #justice league #dc #dc comics

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #marvel #x men #rogue xmen #irony #joke #parody

[bystandrr]

If drawing the last slide of a comic poorly for comedic effect is a crime then by gods lock me up.

I will never stop drawing silly aziracrow

#humor #jokes #aziraphale #crowley #good omens #aziracrow #crowly x aziraphale #art #artwork #good omens season 2 #digital art #digital drawing #fell the marvellous #a z fell #fanart #good omens 1941 #good omens 2 #1941 aziraphale #1941 minisode #1941 crowley #comics #comic art #original comic

[xzyumi]

I HATE THE AM I HATE THE PM

#slowly posting my massive backlog of art here on the new tunglr #anyway hobie brown loml did u know i didn't get this joke until someone on twitter explained it #as someone with a prime minister. it just flew over my head. #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spiderpunk #marvel #marvel fanart #artists on tumblr #yumidraws

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

So I finally watched Puss in Boots 2....

#it was so great???? #like holy shit it caught me so off guard on how good this was #the animation alone was something to marvel at but i was taken aback on how enjoable this film was #i wasn't much of a fan of the first film and didn't pay this one any mind but i got intrigued by the positive reviews #for me it's up there with Shrek 2 on the list I'm not joking #puss in boots: the last wish #puss in boots the last wish spoilers #puss in boots spoilers #puss in boots #puss in boots 2

[caicie]

Tony: "Kid, where's my tequila?"

Peter: "Uh. I don't. I don't know, Mr Stark."

Tony: "…okay, I really didn't think I'd have to be the one to have this talk with you but I think you need to hear it. Look, kid, I've been where you are. You're trying to be cool, maybe getting mixed up in some things you know aren't right-"

Peter: "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED."

Tony: "Pete, there's no need to be embarrassed. God knows I'm not in a place to judge you but I want you to have a better life than I did. Making good decisions as a teenager. Maybe. Maybe I should call May. She'd probably be better at this."

Peter: "Don’t call Aunt May! Look I didn't. I didn't drink your tequila, okay?"

Tony: "Oh really? You just took my tequila, didn't drink it and then what? Poured it on- oh my god, Peter tell me you didn't."

Peter: "It was a light stabbing! It works in the movies!"

Tony: "A light stabb- YOU GOT STABBED!?”

#marvel #mcu #peter parker #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #please do not clean your wounds with alcohol it does not work like that #spiderman #spider man #tom holland spiderman #iron man #irondad #spiderson #joke post

[mobius-m-mobius]

Loki 1x02 // 2x06 (anon requested parallels between Loki stealing hearts jobs 😉)

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #oh they're down sooooooo bad #and the face mobius makes in the last gif is my favorite scene of the series actually #all fun and games until bae steals your joke am i right 🤣💖 #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs