open to f / m / nb ( mutuals only ) — all opens .
" my friend — she's really into you . " has to remember that that's her endgame here , no matter how distracted she's grown in the other's presence .
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- Tenner Lewis is gay!
- Christina “CheeChee” is pansexual!!
- Lela Dean is bisexual!!!
- Sea "Seacat" Max is bisexual and non binary!!!
- Brandon “Butchy” Dean is gay!!
- Grace “Giggles” is pansexual!!
- Brady Rocky is bisexual!!!
- Mckenzie "Mack" Fox is sapphic!!!
Bônus: Seacat uses he/they/she!!!, Mack uses she/they!!, Giggles uses she/he!!
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Because I haven't talked about The Karen Next door for awhile
"TIFF NO! I ALREADY MET HER EX IM NOT GONNA MEET HER NEW BOYFRIEND AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL"
"Sweetface come on! Who knows you might make friends with him"
"I have already friends! Plus that bitch tried to POISON ME"
"I don't she tried to....you just had a bad allergic reaction"
"Whatever I still couldn't breathe!"
Before their bickering could continue any longer the doorbell rang, of course, Tiffany answered and welcomed McKenzie's new boyfriend inside.
"Bryan we spoke on the phone, I'm Tiffany and this is my husband Charles....but he prefer if you'd call him Chucky"
"Hello there Chucky"
".....Hi"
Bryan gave an uneasy chuckle, slicking back his greased hair, desperate to break the tension he cracked a half-witted joke.
"Hehe, careful there, you got a glare that can kill"
"...if only you knew the half of it...."
"..."
"Alright, I'm taking the kids out Sweetface. See ya later"
Before he could provide a response, the door had been slammed leaving the redhead and this stranger, in Chuck's living room.
"Why the redhair?"
"Excuse me?"
"Like do you dye it? Or is it natural?"
"...Natural in a sense"
"You're awfully quiet"
"Because I don't fucking know you"
"Language"
"...you have got to be kidding me"
30 Minutes Later
Chucky had remained sitting on his couch, hanging his head back and wishing for Bryan to finally shut up, but the man continued to babble and talk. All he did was complain, talk about politics, and go on and on about himself. It was mentally exhausting hearing him talk, he was exactly like McKenzie. They deserve each other.
He tilted his head up and reached for his phone and discreetly messaged his brother.
"Yo Slap, I need you to call me and make up some bullshit excuse for me to leave. Call Me and give me an excuse to leave. I can't take it anymore"
"Alright👍"
Slappy back at his house grabbed his computer and played some party music as background noise for his little scheme, and once set up called Chuck.
Within 5 minutes the bored redhead received the call and answered. Caught entirely off guard by the party music, thinking his brother was at an actual party.
"YO! CHUCK! BRO! I need ya to pick my ass up! Fucking party got out of hand and I can't fucking drive. And can't taxi or Uber"
"Oh alright, Slap! I'll be there in a few"
The red turned to his unwanted guest, lowering his phone.
"Hey man, I gotta go pick my brother up....how bout we call it a night"
"Alright, I'm out"
Smiling as his guest left shutting the door behind him.
"Bro you actually at a party?"
"Nah, power of youtube bro"
"You at your house?"
"Yeah, wanna come over?"
"I'll be there in 10 with a pack of beer"
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