“You know what they would call me if I was a boy?”
“Strong-”
“Reginald...Honestly, I’d rather be bitch.”
God, I love Regina George
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Buck: What are you supposed to be?
Eddie: *dressed in a sexy dress with mouse ears* I'm a mouse. Duh!
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Cardan: I spent 80% of my time talking about Jude, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more.
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Me: *Quoting the movie of the century* Im not a rEgUlAr mom, I’m a ✨COOL✨ mom
My preteen: you know, cool people don’t say they’re cool 🙄
Me: it’s a movie quote!
Preteen: that makes you even less cool bro
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MEAN GIRLS QUOTES IN STRANGER THINGS
YOU'RE WELCOME ????
max: that is mike wheeler
max: one of the dumbest boys you will ever meet.
mike: [gets hit with a basketball in the distance]
el:
max: dustin sat next to him in english last year
dustin: he asked me to spell orange.
max: that taller one playing? that's eddie munson
dustin: he's totally rich because he sells weed to the seniors when teachers aren't looking...
max: eddie munson knows about everybody's business. everything about everyone
dustin: that's why his hair is so big.
dustin: it's full of secrets
el: :0
will: on october 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
mike: hey, what day is it?
will: it's october 3rd.
robin: nancy wheeler... how do i begin to explain nancy wheeler?
vickie: nancy wheeler is flawless
eddie: i heard her hair is insured for $10,000...
steve: i heard she does car commercials... in japan
chrissy: one time, she met john stamos on a plane. and he told her she was pretty
johnathan: one time, she punched me in the face.
johnathan: it was awesome.
steve, on the phone: i can't go out
steve: [coughs]
steve: i'm sick
robin, while eating, on the other end: boo you whore
passerby: nice wig, munson, what's it made of?
eddie: YOUR MOMS CHEST HAIR.
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We can get twice as much funding if we have a girl.
Edward Pikeman, desperate for recruits
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“In girl world, Halloween is the one night of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it.”
Me *dresses as a random Star Wars side character no one will get* 🙃🙃
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