POV : Gaara catches you scrolling down Tumblr posts.
prussian azure; what’s your favorite scent?
“There’s two smells, actually. First, it’s lavender. Like the fresh smell of lavender buds or the oils in my diffuser. It relieves my stress. Second, is William’s cologne. It’s brought me a lot of comfort over the years when he was deployed.”
yellow green; picture yourself walking in a field. what do you see & hear in this scenario?
“I smell fresh flowers–particularly daisies. I can hear birds wings flapping and tweeting in the trees. I can hear the way the trees sway against each other, too. It’s all soothing.”
7 year old: my shoes are under there.
Mom: under where?
7 year old:
Feel free to follow me I don’t have many followers !
me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH I want to die
person I dislike: *says something stupid*
me: hmm maybe I want to kill instead
okay, as usual, I’m not gonna kill anyone (or myself). this is just a joke and can be used as incorrect quotes if u want, with credit. that’s all, bye.
I have nothing for this one
Hannibal, to a gutted Will: I thought you were bae. Turns out you’re just fam
Will, clutching his stomach: bruh
Hannibal: *sadly peace signs his way out*
Jaime: *throws a frisbee*
Kit: *catches it*
Jaime: Nice! Now throw it back.
Kit: *throws it back*
Jaime: I meant the frisbee, Kit.
Yall ships are fried as fuck
Mring me m meam
This is so true
Lil and big bro,cuz,bf,dad and bff