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starscoffeecreamer · 2 days

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why each Ratchet (that I know of) is a milf

hello. I'm bored so today I'll list why each Ratchet is a milf

G1 Ratchet: He's already technically a mom to the Dinobots, so that's a point. But look at that chest and those hips, the reason why those pouches are swollen and those hips are wide have to be babies. He's already a more parental figure to the Autobots (same with Ironhide, who is also a milf) and he 100% lets the younger ones suck his milky titties, nice and leaky from babies. He's also totally got a lil tummy from baby weight (it's totally there believe me)

TFP Ratchet: need I explain? I will because I love milf-chet. He's always grumpy because his hips still ache from how many babies he's pushed out from forgetting protection in his party ambulance era, and his big pouches are achy from being stuck behind his chestplate. Again he's got the parental figure role too

IDW Ratchet: once again he's cranky from years of baby carrying from his party ambulance days. He's got a lot more baby weight, a lil nice tummy jiggling on his thick thighs. Even if he looks flat, again he's got big fat pouches under his chestplate, nice and tender and saggy from many years of breastfeeding. He's more annoyed because he's the Lost Light's surrogate, plus Drift loves fucking him until he's pregnant the minute he's well enough to frag again.

TFA Ratchet: both a milf and a gilf. That belly is proof, nice and soft and big from baby after baby. He's cranky because of his achy chest and thighs, and just screams milf

BB Movie Ratchet: even if we got very little of him, his hips and chest speak volumes

thank you for coming to my Ted talk about why ratchet is a milf in pretty much every universe

#valveplug #chubformers #kinda #mechpreg #titformers #milf-chet #t&t ramblings #pregnancy mention #pregnancy tw #breeding k1nk #mentioned #ratchet #tf ratchet #tfa ratchet #idw ratchet #idw drift #bumblebee movie ratchet #bb movie ratchet

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dlstmxkakwldrlarchive · 3 days

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fang rong (actress) igs update with ONEW: Thank you for being so sweet @dlstmxkakwldrl

#240422 #shinee #onew #lee jinki #jinki #star awards 2024 #hard era #black hair #tagged #mentioned #eng

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sillyrandomwriter · 2 days

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Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve might have a much bigger house. But Cain, Abel, and Seth’s friends all prefer to go to Adam and Lute’s house. Because they are much more fun and understanding to them :)

ahahha fuck yeaa!!! theyre the better parents in like, fun and understanding even if they might not have that much space or anything

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icywaddle · 2 days

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MMMMMM GUYS I FOUND AN OLD MILGRAM DRABBLE I MADE A WHILE AGO AND IT ACTUALLY HASN’T AGED TERRIBLY

Es Warden Amalgamation AU

Es entered the room, grabbing the stack of tapes from their bedside table before sitting down on their bed. They reached across the narrow room, sliding one into the small black box on their dresser and slipping on their VR headset. Jackalope had supplied the equipment, saying it was to help them decide on their verdicts. Es had never really understood why Jackalope kept referring to them as.. well, “them.” They felt that the pronoun fit them well, but it was still.. strange.

Shaking off thoughts of Jackalope and their own identity, Es slid into bed and clicked the headset on. Their vision collapsed away into a white void. Used to it after a few trips into the headset, they surrendered to the feeling of passing out. When they regained consciousness, they stood in an endless world of sky, water rippling gently under their feet and stretching out around them for miles.

Es raised their hand and swiped at the air to pull up a menu. They scrolled through the first trial music videos, hesitating for a moment before selecting prisoner 09. Mikoto Kayano. His explosive outburst during his last interrogation intrigued Es. They decided to review both of his past MVs, see if there was anything they missed the first time.

When they clicked the button, the world around them began to disintegrate, falling away into nothingness. As they began entering the world of the MV, Es’s vision whited out again. They felt the sensation of falling, then flying, as the simulation shifted around them.

Es’s body materialized in a dark alleyway, standing beside a dumpster. They snapped their fingers, and the MV began to play. Shots of the sky, a bridge, an alley… it took a moment before Milton himself even made an apprarancd.

Mikoto paced forward in the MV, running towards an unsuspecting person before-

CRACK

The bat made contact with the blurry silhouette’s neck, a sickening crunch echoing around the alleyway walls as they collapsed. The minute the bat had snapped the person’s neck, Es had fallen to the ground, unable to pause or exit the MV as their body exploded in excruciating pain. This had never happened during their other watches of Mikoto’s video, why now-

CRACK

Again, Es felt dizzy, trembling as they felt memories rushing back to them, flowing into their mind so fast it felt as if their skull was about to burst.

They were Ayano Kisaragi, a businessman on his way back to see his wife and kids at home-

CRACK

They were Himeko Kageomori, the owner of a local bakery, headed to distribute her extra stock to the homeless-

CRACK

They were Koi Ouma, a rebellious teenager loitering outside their high school, smoking a cigarette and staring at the stars-

CRACK

The amalgamation of perspectives fell to the floor, clutching its head. It writhed, wracked with pain as its various lifetimes were relived and ended over and over again. Eventually, its cries subsided, leaving only the sound of soft breathing and music blasting all around. The screaming mass of memories subsided, their violent thoughts cooling and solidifying once more.

There was only one, now.

Kneeling on the ground, head pressed to the cold stone.

Es.

T H E W A R D E N O F M I L G R A M

#milgram deco 27 #es milgram #milgram #milgram es #mentioned #kayano mikoto #mikoto kayano #milgram mikoto

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huyandere · 26 days

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it's them 😭

#one piece #buggy the clown #monkey d. luffy #shuggy #red haired shanks #shanks #mentioned #luffy #op

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mini-minish · 7 months

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jesties day out ✨🌂🧁

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cosmicwhoreo · 7 months

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So, I drew the other Gem Mermaids as Guppies and a basic gist of their time with Grand Reef Below the cut...

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #black pearl cookie #white pearl cookie #crimson coral cookie #aquamarine cookie #gold citrine cookie #mystic opal cookie #Grand Reef Cookie #mentioned #fan cookie #fan character #guppy au #kinda #random headcanon bs

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homkamiro · 6 months

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Shhhh the cat is sleeping

#why is he so small💔#just look at this damn fucking hand #scout can literally use this big ass yaoi hand as a blanket #it's insane #i want him to die #(lovingly)#team fortress 2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #team fortress 2 scout #tf2 heavy #mentioned

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ky-landfill · 7 months

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Confession, sometimes I come on to your blog just to scroll through the emotions your art puts out 💕.

Throwing in a prompt while I'm here: Stubborn Tim?

Thank you for always being so inspiring!

#de aged tim runaway retrieval mission #he DID find robin ;)#just a bit older and moodier than hes used to #jason todd #tim drake #prompt response #cool prompt nga mihi! <3 #john constantine #mentioned #batman #red hood #trying new jason design #de aged tim

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chamiryokuroi · 1 year

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Tim is never joining family game night again 😔 (Steph definitely sneaked that card in just for him)

#tim drake #dc #bernard dowd #mentioned #timbern #timber #chams art

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dlstmxkakwldrlarchive · 3 days

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ayden sng (actor) igs update with ONEW: got an award from @dlstmxkakwldrl 🙂 first watched SHINee perform at the Singapore Erx in 2010 when I was an orchestra musician for one the segments with snycosg. Fast Foward 14 years and I'm receiving an award from one of them. How life works 😌

#240422 #shinee #onew #lee jinki #jinki #tagged #mentioned #hard era #star awards 2024 #eng

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kumeramen · 26 days

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Sakura as sensei with Shisui & Obito

#naruto #obishisaku #sakura haruno #shisui uchiha #obito uchiha #mentioned #my art #happy belated bday to our badass babe!#naruto au #role swap au #sensei!sakura #baby shisui uwu #fixed sakura's missing jounin vest part my bad haha

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royalarchivist · 28 days

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Phil: What I find really funny about it is that like, the QSMP logo for some reason– like, the little- this thing, this thing, they class as an Egg for some reason on the website, which- which—

Phil: Now I'm a little bit concerned about because on the server, I have one of these in the game. I have one of these in the game. So does that mean I have three Eggs now? Have I accidentally adopted another Egg?

Phil: I need help!

Phil realizes he might be a single dad of not two, but three Eggs because of a technicality on the QSMP.Shop website.

#QSMP #Philza #Phil #RIP in piss #March 27 2024 #Pissa #Mentioned #Edited #EDIT: Quick reupload because there was a rendering error #and I decided to go with the short version #Having some weird audio issues with Vegas sorry about that. Audio should be fine but it's not as HD as usual

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hg-aneh · 9 months

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👀 you said you had some ineffable fankids? Might I see them? No pressure. And you can dm me if you want, ik you said some people were kinda mean about that sort of thing but I'd love to see them 😊

I have many doodles about them

They're all VERY old except for the one in color

from left to right: Eve, Yoffi (eldest), Jill (youngest) and Jack

Eve is fucking huge because I thought it would be funny if angels actually had genetic stuffs or whatnot and if one of those genes were to be what made the Nephilim so goddamn huge

Coincidentally, the Nephilim were children between humans and Watchers, who were angels who had gotten sent to Earth as guardians and amongst those angels, there were Principalities

Aziraphale is a Principality

Aziraphale can make big babies (though it was Crowley who carried Eve but we don't talk about that)

((Also Aziraphale laid two fucking eggs what about it))

((Gotta make this whole supernatural pregnancy shit interesting somehow ))